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LOSING MY BUGATTI CHIRON | Tate Confidential Ep. 136


Summary

Tristan and Luke are back after a long break and they're back with a vengeance. They're joined by special guest Jay and they discuss a variety of topics, including: - Luke's new love life - Andrew's obsession with diamond watches - and of course - the return of Luke's ex-boyfriend James. - And of course, there's the usual chit chat about sports and other nonsense. Enjoy the episode and spread the word to your friends about what's going on in the world of podcasting! Have a listen and tell us what you thought of it in the comments section below! XOXO, EJ & Luke xoxo. This episode was brought to you by Anchor.fm and produced by Vevolution.co.nz. We are working on transcribing and editing this podcast so please bear with us as we work on improving the quality of the podcast. Thank you so much for all your support, we really appreciate it. Love ya. - EJ xo, Luke xo - Luke x - J.J.B. & Luke - P.S. - Luke X - A.A. (Sorry about the audio issues. We are still working on this one. We re working on it. We ll get better next week! - Andrew xo - Ej - S.M. ( ) - B. (P. (Sorry for the background music) (We ll be back next week. We don't know where we can be heard on the next episode, we re still work on this episode. We love ya. xo) - E.E. (Thank you for all the love and support you guys. We appreciate all the support you all. Thank you) - Thank you for your support and support. Love ya, bye. - AJ & Luke XO - KEVIN XO. - SONGS - M. (MAYO) - JAYE ( ) - JORDAN XO (JAYE XO - R. (A.A) - MURPHOTOGRAPHY: P.O. (HAPPY BONUS EPISODES) - BOBBY XO, P. (SORRY FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORTING ME AND KELLY) - PODCAST SUPPORTED BY DADDY XO)


Transcript

00:00:02.000 People are gonna hate me.
00:00:04.000 Man. People are gonna hate me.
00:00:06.000 They already hate me.
00:00:09.000 People are gonna hate me.
00:00:11.000 What's wrong with the tape?
00:00:13.000 What's wrong with the tape?
00:00:24.000 They come from the deep end.
00:00:30.000 What's wrong with the tape?
00:00:32.000 What's that dance?
00:00:48.000 What's wrong with the tape?
00:00:56.000 What are we doing?
00:01:09.000 I think we should drink for the first time in ages.
00:01:15.000 No, I don't want to drink anymore.
00:01:17.000 Boo's poison. We barely drink anymore.
00:01:20.000 I know, because poison. It's pure poison.
00:01:25.000 No, boo's poison.
00:01:28.000 Alright, so we agree. Hard booze.
00:01:29.000 No, no, no, no.
00:01:31.000 Run.
00:01:33.000 Welcome to the real world, Luke.
00:01:42.000 No torches. With cigars.
00:01:45.000 Come on and ride with it, girl.
00:01:46.000 We can do what you like.
00:01:47.000 I'm falling, baby. You see the blue in my eyes.
00:01:50.000 Drop the top and let your head blow back.
00:01:52.000 Come on. J-Lo James, girl, that ass goes back.
00:01:54.000 What's the move? Just what to do with all that.
00:01:56.000 Chest to chest, so I hit it from the back.
00:01:58.000 I do it like a pro. Won't nobody know.
00:02:00.000 Let's pop some more riding.
00:02:02.000 Let's go. What is this?
00:02:16.000 Let's go fucking drink, Luke.
00:02:18.000 Welcome to the real world, Luke.
00:02:23.000 You lied to me.
00:02:25.000 On those times I say that I love you, you lied to me.
00:02:30.000 Yes, I tried.
00:02:31.000 Yes, I tried. You lied to me.
00:02:35.000 I didn't know who you had died for you, you lied to me.
00:02:39.000 Yes, I tried.
00:02:41.000 Yes, I tried. Tristan, Andrew genuinely needs to stop buying watches.
00:02:51.000 Why? We've been here and he buys a watch every single day.
00:02:55.000 No, but they're like super diamond, emerald, super watches.
00:02:59.000 They're like your watch. VVS Diamonds, G-Color.
00:03:05.000 Over 2,000 stones set by him.
00:03:08.000 That's what our friends are for though, right?
00:03:09.000 This is Bob. Thank you very much.
00:03:11.000 Pleasure. Thank you very much again.
00:03:12.000 Thank you, Andrew. So that's the second diamond watch this week.
00:03:15.000 You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. So this is basically kind of a one-of-one tape special.
00:03:23.000 A one-of-one tape special.
00:03:24.000 Yeah. Like the rest of my life.
00:03:25.000 Ready? Ready. That's super cheap.
00:03:31.000 I mean, if that doesn't scream Andrew Tate, I don't know what does that.
00:03:34.000 It is an Andrew Tate watch, isn't it?
00:03:35.000 But like, a million of them in different shapes and sizes.
00:03:39.000 I'm just saying I need more watches. No.
00:03:40.000 No. No one needs more watches.
00:03:43.000 At all. No one needs more.
00:03:45.000 What's the one thing in this world that money can't buy?
00:03:52.000 So you have to keep track of time somehow.
00:03:55.000 The best way in the universe is to track time.
00:03:57.000 Tristan, you can't be agreeing with him.
00:04:00.000 He keeps buying watches.
00:04:02.000 Buy. Bought.
00:04:04.000 I know. Tristan, it's ridiculous.
00:04:07.000 I see the statements come up on the card.
00:04:08.000 Tristan, I know. Tristan, it's actually stupid.
00:04:11.000 We shouldn't be doing this. It is very stupid that I only have two watches.
00:04:15.000 What? No. No.
00:04:17.000 No. Tristan. It's stupid.
00:04:19.000 You're right. This is so stupid.
00:04:20.000 He keeps buying ridiculous diamond watches.
00:04:22.000 I only have two? No.
00:04:24.000 No. Tristan. Tristan.
00:04:25.000 No. That's not- That's not what this- That's Aikido.
00:04:29.000 It's- Is he going to buy diamond watches?
00:04:30.000 No. No. I- Tristan, we need to do a intervention with Andrew.
00:04:35.000 We need to intervene. Tristan.
00:04:38.000 Tristan. This is bullshit, Tristan.
00:04:41.000 Tristan, I know where we are Tristan.
00:04:44.000 Tristan, I've been here many times.
00:04:51.000 President Obama.
00:04:53.000 Hey guys.
00:04:55.000 Nice to see you again. Good to see you again.
00:05:00.000 I know. How are you, mate?
00:05:01.000 Good? I know, mate. Jay, how are you?
00:05:04.000 You're just going to move in, right?
00:05:05.000 I might as well. I might as well.
00:05:07.000 I'll see my cousins all the time.
00:05:09.000 All the time. I'm not even much of a watch guy, but Andrew said that would suit you well.
00:05:20.000 I'm more of a suit guy. I get on my suits table in the summer.
00:05:23.000 So he said that the watch would suit my suits.
00:05:26.000 So which word is it?
00:05:27.000 It's in the same, actually, because it's in a soul box.
00:05:29.000 We're actually just showing someone some stuff, so you've had a perfect timing.
00:05:32.000 I will get your watch out.
00:05:34.000 But yeah, he arranged it.
00:05:36.000 You know what it is or not know what it is?
00:05:38.000 I know, I've seen it on a table.
00:05:40.000 Tristan, you did not bring me back in the dungeon.
00:06:01.000 Last time we were here, we were stuck for four days.
00:06:05.000 You've been saying this for three days.
00:06:10.000 It has.
00:06:14.000 You've been saying this for three days.
00:06:18.000 Sterling, you know, last time we were here, we were literally trapped in here for four days.
00:06:22.000 Oh, you're about to find out.
00:06:24.000 That, I believe.
00:06:26.000 I'm going to go buy something. No, we need to just turn right back around.
00:06:29.000 Right back. No.
00:06:31.000 I'm telling you, Sterling.
00:06:32.000 Sterling, you don't understand.
00:06:34.000 No photos.
00:06:46.000 This has been the worst time ever.
00:06:53.000 Ever. The worst day ever.
00:06:54.000 We came here to the Dubai Mall.
00:06:57.000 Everything we wanted didn't exist.
00:07:00.000 Either the store was closed or some bullshit.
00:07:03.000 We bought nothing. Then we went to this KFC, this nice beautiful KFC. We thought, hmm, let's get some KFC. You use the machine and it doesn't work.
00:07:12.000 It doesn't accept any cards.
00:07:14.000 There's no cash. It doesn't accept anything.
00:07:16.000 So, you spend your time fucking around with that for a few minutes.
00:07:19.000 Then you go in the massive line to go talk to the lady.
00:07:23.000 Then you order food, and obviously, they don't add any dips.
00:07:27.000 The food takes 30 minutes to get.
00:07:29.000 They tried to poison us with soda.
00:07:31.000 Yeah, they tried to poison us with soda.
00:07:33.000 Luckily, I keto that away.
00:07:34.000 Got us loads of waters instead.
00:07:35.000 Wait, here's the issue on that. That girl's sterling nose is coming over to cook us all a beautiful four-course meal in like an hour.
00:07:41.000 This was stupid. We've spent like an hour in this KFC. Yeah, but she doesn't know that.
00:07:46.000 We've spent this hour in a KFC. Right.
00:07:48.000 If we're eating the four-course meal, we're going to wink at each other.
00:07:51.000 And winking means I'm full of KFC. She wasted her time.
00:07:55.000 Then you have to say, your food tastes finger-licking good.
00:07:59.000 To let her know. That's the code.
00:08:01.000 There's not many sauces. There's no sauce.
00:08:03.000 And I'm not going back there through hell to go get sauces.
00:08:08.000 I know what you could do. You'd never need sauce again.
00:08:11.000 I might do it. I actually might do it this time.
00:08:15.000 I hope you do. This was the worst, most unproductive day possible.
00:08:19.000 True.
00:08:20.000 This one's shit.
00:08:22.000 Hi Luke.
00:08:31.000 So today is Bugatti day.
00:08:36.000 Exactly. It's about time.
00:08:39.000 I can't even know how long it's been.
00:08:41.000 Brother. People are gonna hate me.
00:08:55.000 Man. People are gonna hate me.
00:08:58.000 They already hate me.
00:09:01.000 People are gonna hate me, dude.
00:09:03.000 Man. People are gonna be like, no, he didn't get that, did he?
00:09:08.000 Fuckin' hell.
00:09:09.000 Man!
00:09:18.000 Man!
00:09:19.000 What's the big deal?
00:09:21.000 She's far as you can see.
00:09:25.000 See ya.
00:09:25.000 Bye!
00:09:27.000 I'm more than happy.
00:09:29.000 I'm almost speechless, which is very unusual.
00:09:32.000 Yeah. It's open?
00:09:38.000 Yes. Got the headrest there.
00:09:46.000 Just in case anyone was wondering who it belonged to.
00:09:49.000 For the brokies. For the brokies of life.
00:09:52.000 Yeah, the brokies. Whose is this?
00:09:54.000 Whose car is this? I'm like, brokie.
00:09:56.000 Learn to read. Man, this is fucking crazy.
00:10:01.000 This is gonna stay with me today.
00:10:03.000 No, no, no, no, no. I need to drive it today.
00:10:05.000 Today, it will stay with me and then tomorrow we can enjoy together.
00:10:08.000 And go for it. With the plate number.
00:10:10.000 One more day. One more day.
00:10:12.000 One more day with the plate number.
00:10:13.000 The Fantastic 123. Let's see.
00:10:16.000 We gotta wait another day, man.
00:10:17.000 I was supposed to drive away.
00:10:19.000 But it's okay. I can wait.
00:10:21.000 The brokies are going to be pissed.
00:10:26.000 Brokies are angry. Brokies are going to be pissed.
00:10:28.000 If you're watching this and you're a brokie, I am not sorry at all.
00:10:32.000 Zero. Zero percent.
00:10:34.000 Your fault you're a brokie.
00:10:36.000 You could have been rich like me.
00:10:37.000 You didn't want to listen. You didn't want to work.
00:10:39.000 You're a brokie. It's your fault.
00:10:41.000 Are we going to drive it off?
00:10:43.000 Can we start it? I want to hear it.
00:10:46.000 People don't understand that the Matrix, as Morpheus said, has rules.
00:10:56.000 And some can be bent and some can be broken.
00:10:59.000 Those people don't analyze the rules.
00:11:00.000 They're too busy living within the rules.
00:11:02.000 The rule told me this.
00:11:03.000 No, I analyze the rules.
00:11:04.000 Can I break this rule and get away with it?
00:11:06.000 Yeah, can I bend this rule?
00:11:08.000 Oh Oh, okay.
00:11:15.000 Go back, go.
00:11:16.000 Go for that, go!
00:11:18.000 It's okay. It's okay.
00:11:19.000 It's okay. Bro,
00:12:21.000 they're gonna be pissed!
00:12:26.000 Furious! That's the best thing about it, it's pissing off everyone who hasn't gone there.
00:12:35.000 60 in the world.
00:12:36.000 60 in the world, man.
00:12:38.000 How do we pull this off? Didn't I see you working in the Chipotle?
00:12:41.000 Yeah. I was a brokie.
00:12:46.000 You were a brokie. Tristan used to work in Pret.
00:12:47.000 He was a brokie. And I used to work in a fishmonger's carrying boxes of ice.
00:12:51.000 We used to be broke W16 Not V, W. W!
00:13:19.000 Two V's stuck together. A V8 and a V8 stuck together.
00:13:23.000 1500 horsepower.
00:13:26.000 1,500 horsepower.
00:13:29.000 You don't need that many horses!
00:13:31.000 Yes, you do, Luke.
00:13:33.000 Minimum. Fair minimum.
00:13:35.000 Your Porsche is 450. It's got 1,500.
00:13:38.000 Bro. You don't need that many horses.
00:13:41.000 I do, bro. No one does.
00:13:42.000 Yes, I do. I don't need number plates.
00:13:55.000 They ain't catching me. The fire police might catch me.
00:13:59.000 They might. They probably have a sheer on themselves.
00:14:01.000 They probably have the guys. Man.
00:14:36.000 I can take this off because it's my car.
00:14:43.000 I can do whatever the fuck I want. Oops, it's the indicator.
00:14:46.000 Turn that off. In your face, Luke.
00:14:53.000 Bro, this is going to be a fucking monster.
00:14:56.000 When you're trying to escape and I'm behind you like, no.
00:15:01.000 For like fucking 8th gear cruising.
00:15:03.000 You would have 1,500 horses.
00:15:05.000 I have 1,500 horsepower.
00:15:08.000 Man, that looks good.
00:15:10.000 Bro, this is a fucking animal.
00:15:13.000 What am I doing with one of these?
00:15:15.000 Nobody has a Bugatti.
00:15:16.000 Nobody. Bro, people have Lambos, blah, blah.
00:15:18.000 No one has a Bugatti.
00:15:20.000 No one. Fucking nobody. And I bought this car purely for the networks.
00:15:24.000 I wanted to meet other Bugatti owners to make more money.
00:15:26.000 So it wasn't even about the car for me.
00:15:29.000 But the car is a pretty good bonus.
00:15:30.000 It is a nice bonus. It is a nice bonus.
00:15:32.000 But when all the other people I meet with the guy who starts running the War Room Network...
00:15:37.000 It's more money and more influence, more power.
00:15:39.000 When I first wanted to buy this car, I thought, that is so much money.
00:15:42.000 And now, it's a blip on the radar.
00:15:44.000 In the last two years during the pandemic, we've got so much richer.
00:15:47.000 This has gone from a considerable purchase to a meh.
00:15:50.000 Yeah. It's crazy.
00:15:52.000 Money is not real. It's super not.
00:15:54.000 Money is just numbers on a screen.
00:15:56.000 Go to the calculator app on your phone and type in numbers on a screen.
00:15:59.000 That's all money is. It's literally garbage.
00:16:01.000 And people are sitting out there and they ain't got any.
00:16:03.000 They don't realize how wrecked they're getting.
00:16:04.000 They don't know that the whole world is fucked.
00:16:07.000 Inflation's here. The governments are out to fuck you.
00:16:09.000 You need to get rich quick.
00:16:10.000 And once you've hacked the system, once you realize how the matrix truly works, you can completely escape.
00:16:15.000 There are people inside of H2, 17-year-old kids making thousands and thousands of dollars a day.
00:16:19.000 17-year-olds from fucking Puerto Rico.
00:16:22.000 It's incredible. They always say it's amazing as well because they're like, wait, was this the whole time?
00:16:27.000 Is that easy?
00:16:29.000 Yes! Yes!
00:16:31.000 If you just listen!
00:16:33.000 Bro. Man, this car is a fucking...
00:16:37.000 Bro, he won't give it to me today. He needs to give it to me today.
00:16:41.000 I have no idea how any of the things work.
00:16:47.000 Look off that story on Instagram for the Brokeys.
00:16:49.000 For the Brokeys, let the Brokeys know.
00:16:50.000 Let the Brokeys know. Man.
00:17:07.000 Bro, it's fucking bad, boy.
00:17:09.000 It's super comfortable. Yeah, it's bad.
00:17:10.000 Aw, man. Not many people even get to sit in one.
00:17:13.000 Ever! Bro, they even get to fucking see one.
00:17:16.000 Me allowing people to see my car is experience.
00:17:20.000 It's true. For the brokies. There's only 60.
00:17:22.000 There's only 60 in the world.
00:17:23.000 So for the brokies, they're going to be like, wow, thanks.
00:17:26.000 Thanks Andrew. Thanks for letting me look at what you have.
00:17:28.000 Broke boys and I have no sympathy for broke boys.
00:17:35.000 The richer I get, the less sympathy I have because it is so easy to get rich if you're not fucking lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
00:17:40.000 Every rich person is either lazy, stupid, or arrogant.
00:17:42.000 Usually a combination of the three.
00:17:43.000 You sit there and tell a poor person how to make money.
00:17:45.000 Oh, well, yeah, but, but, you're broke.
00:17:48.000 What do you know? You are arrogant, you are lazy, and you're stupid.
00:17:52.000 If you're sitting there and you cannot afford supercars, you're one of those three.
00:17:55.000 So fix your fucking personality because it's the truth.
00:17:58.000 We laugh at brokies justifiably.
00:17:59.000 We were brokies and we fixed it because we didn't want to be broke anymore.
00:18:03.000 If you don't want to be broke anymore, you should fix it like we did.
00:18:06.000 Make sure it's in park. Man.
00:18:13.000 1,500 horses, my friend.
00:18:16.000 Think it's enough? That's enough.
00:18:18.000 You think it's enough? That's enough. Doesn't need like a turbocharger or something?
00:18:20.000 No, no. They don't need to add turbochargers.
00:18:22.000 Wait, it's already got four turbo chargers.
00:18:24.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:18:26.000 Man.
00:18:30.000 So when you have a car like this, you definitely need to look after it.
00:18:34.000 Pristine condition. Don't smoke cigars.
00:18:36.000 Don't fill it with bitches. Don't get blowjobs in the front seat.
00:18:39.000 Correct, but you're not going to do that.
00:18:41.000 Yeah, I mean, you're going to do all those things.
00:18:42.000 I'm going to have a big fat fucking cigar, two bitches, fucking one total, one damn McDonald's.
00:18:51.000 I don't give a fuck! I'm a G. I do what I want.
00:18:54.000 How do I connect to the Bluetooth? Let's try and connect to the Bluetooth.
00:18:59.000 Does anyone know how to work a Bugatti menu?
00:19:01.000 Does anyone at home, when you're a Bugatti outside, do you know how to work?
00:19:04.000 Oh, you ain't got a Bugatti.
00:19:05.000 Oh, okay. I didn't realize you were a fucking broke boy.
00:19:08.000 Right. Phone. Connect to Bluetooth.
00:19:14.000 I'm connecting to Bluetooth on a bogey.
00:19:19.000 There. Connect to King Cobra.
00:19:23.000 Going well so far. Okay.
00:19:26.000 Yes. Allow. Now, they deliberately said it has no screen because these cars are timeless and they don't want the screens because screens are dated.
00:19:36.000 Yep. Because the technology changes.
00:19:38.000 So there's not very many screens.
00:19:39.000 It's all like dials. So it's kind of harder to work out.
00:19:46.000 The protocol is I have 100 straps.
00:19:50.000 Has Tommy Lee Sparta ever been played in Bugatti before?
00:19:53.000 I'm not sure. I don't think he has.
00:19:55.000 I actually don't think he has.
00:19:56.000 I don't think Tommy Lee Sparta has Bugatti music.
00:19:59.000 Alright, how do I do the media or the sound?
00:20:04.000 I could just ask, but I'm going to work this out myself.
00:20:11.000 Phone.
00:20:12.000 Is there a button?
00:20:15.000 No, I was looking at these.
00:20:19.000 I don't know what that does.
00:20:21.000 I have no idea what any...
00:20:22.000 There, this looks a little...
00:20:23.000 Nice.
00:20:26.000 Nice. Alright, media.
00:20:30.000 Source? Bluetooth? How do I turn it up?
00:20:36.000 There must be a volume button somewhere.
00:20:41.000 Nah, I don't think it's any of those.
00:20:47.000 Wait, you can press them and they change.
00:20:49.000 We got the hundreds dropped.
00:21:03.000 money get popped boy please get up Man. No one's ready.
00:21:11.000 No one's ready, brother. Not the fucking strap here.
00:21:15.000 But it's arrogant.
00:21:17.000 Would you be arrogant with your Glock and your Bugatti?
00:21:21.000 Fuck. I think we might have come to the world though.
00:21:27.000 We may have. And we just started as well.
00:21:29.000 Italy just, just began.
00:21:34.000 Alright, we're gonna go argue with the guy.
00:21:38.000 I won't drive him down. Where are we?
00:21:47.000 He won't give me my Bugatti today.
00:21:50.000 He said I have to wait one more day for papers.
00:21:52.000 I can't wait a day.
00:21:55.000 I know. So what we have to do is buy another Brigatti now to drive now.
00:22:00.000 They have to build them and stuff.
00:22:01.000 I doubt that's possible. There might be a second ahead.
00:22:03.000 So we have to scour to buy so I can buy a Brigatti today so I have a Brigatti until my Brigatti's ready tomorrow.
00:22:10.000 I'm not a peasant, Luke!
00:22:11.000 I'm not sitting around with no Brigatti.
00:22:13.000 You can't do that. Yes, I can.
00:22:15.000 We are buying another Brigatti now.
00:22:17.000 No. Remember the Rolls Royce?
00:22:18.000 Although they are super expensive.
00:22:20.000 We have every other car. What else are we going to fucking buy?
00:22:22.000 We have every other...
00:22:23.000 Remember the Rolls Royce?
00:22:28.000 No. What? No.
00:22:32.000 I do, but...
00:22:34.000 I hope you won't find one.
00:22:36.000 We are in Dubai, but I really hope you won't find one.
00:22:39.000 You might still like you though. VIP Motors.
00:22:43.000 VIP Motors. I know.
00:22:46.000 What's that? It's a Bugatti.
00:22:48.000 I'm gonna buy it. But the door won't open.
00:22:51.000 I know it won't. Because you, with your fucking infinite fucking insubordination, told them and told them On Fridays open at 2pm.
00:22:59.000 Who opens at 2pm?
00:23:01.000 It's fucking midday.
00:23:02.000 What company in the world opens at 2 o'clock in the afternoon?
00:23:05.000 He says right here. I didn't call him.
00:23:06.000 Who did this? No, I didn't. This is your insubordination.
00:23:08.000 No, he won't let you in.
00:23:10.000 He's a man. Look, you're trying to stop me from getting that Bugatti because you know I'll buy another one.
00:23:16.000 No, we don't need that. I'm driving a Bugatti today.
00:23:19.000 Something Bugatti is happening today.
00:23:22.000 I need a Bugatti hat, at least.
00:23:24.000 Something Bugatti. My Bugatti's here.
00:23:26.000 I can't drive it. You don't need more Bugatti stuff.
00:23:29.000 You're a piece of shit. It's right there. You're a piece of shit.
00:23:33.000 It's not me, it's him. If I buy it at 2pm, by the time I get in the car, the day's over.
00:23:38.000 Fuck's sake. I need a Bugatti.
00:23:42.000 I need a Bugatti t-shirt. Why the Bugatti t-shirt?
00:23:44.000 I won't go with Bugatti-less today.
00:23:46.000 I'm getting something Bugatti. You're not going to find one.
00:23:51.000 You're buying a Bugatti t-shirt.
00:23:52.000 You're not going to find one.
00:23:59.000 Yeah, they might. $250,000.