Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


MCDONALDS EMERGENCY | Tate Confidential Ep. 62


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

123.324326

Word Count

1,521

Sentence Count

265

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

Tristan and Andrew are stuck on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck to pick them up. The problem is, they don't have Doritos, and the tow truck driver doesn't have a clue what to do with the problem. So they head to the Lambo garage to try and fix the problem, but it's not enough time to fix it, and they need to get to the next gas station before they run out of gas. Meanwhile, the rest of the day turns out to be one of the craziest days of their lives, as they attempt to make it to the gas station in their stolen Lambo, but they can't get there fast enough. Will they be able to get there in time? or will they be stranded in the middle of the desert by the time they reach the next station, and will it be too late to get back on the road in time to get home before it's too late? Find out if they can make it back to civilization before it s too late, or if they'll be stuck in the desert for another day of waiting and have to wait until the next trucker picks them up on the next available tow truck! Also, find out if it's a good day to fuck some bitches or not, because it's Friday, which means Friday is coming soon, which is the perfect day to have sex. . Happy Friday everyone! XOXOXO. XO, Luke xo (P.S. Sorry about the audio in this episode is a little choppy, sorry about the background music, we recorded it in the background, we had to edit it a little bit. We recorded it a bit too loud in this time. We had to work on this one. We re working on it a lot, but we re trying to keep it as it s a little too loud, so please bear with us, we re not 100% sure we ll get better next week, we ll figure that out next week. We ll see you next week! xoxo. -TJ and Andrew xo ( ) -Luke xo - Luke x (Tavion xo) xo(p. (c) (p.s. ) (t. , ) ( ) (c.) (c. (a.k.a. ) (p) (t)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 I'm not sure if that's true.
00:00:49.000 So this is the Lambo garage.
00:00:52.000 There's real good music. Alright Andrew, can you explain what has happened?
00:01:03.000 Pass me the Doritos.
00:01:06.000 There's a cut in the tire or something and it's...
00:01:08.000 you can't repair it.
00:01:11.000 I'm trying to find a Lambo tire out here as well.
00:01:16.000 Your life might be a series of unfortunate events.
00:01:18.000 Unfortunate events. It is.
00:01:19.000 That's my life. It's just one never-ending series of unfortunate events.
00:01:21.000 Might be. It just might be.
00:01:25.000 But unfortunately, I also don't have Doritos.
00:01:28.000 To make the matters worse.
00:01:31.000 Now we're fuggers. So we're back in the game.
00:01:39.000 Back in the game. Boom.
00:01:41.000 Fixed. How do you fix fuggers our money?
00:01:46.000 I don't know. How do they do it?
00:01:47.000 That'd be ass.
00:01:49.000 I could sit around and wait a lot longer.
00:01:51.000 My friend can come with something tomorrow.
00:01:54.000 Bullshit. Yeah. Thank you.
00:02:01.000 What's happening?
00:02:02.000 The tire that we had repaired on the Lambo, we're trying to go home.
00:02:16.000 It's late to young again. So we're about to get stuck on the side of the motorway.
00:02:20.000 Tristan's driving the Lambo.
00:02:21.000 I'm in the past. And it's leaking again.
00:02:26.000 So I'm trying to think of some highly advanced Double Dragon, Triple Shinobi maneuvers.
00:02:31.000 I can't think of any.
00:02:33.000 Right now we're trying to get to the next gas station, 24 kilometers.
00:02:36.000 It's race against time Racing time Time call why is it the same wheels leaking again?
00:02:50.000 They just fixed it. Yeah.
00:02:52.000 Fucking ass. It was just some random tire.
00:02:58.000 Saints sized tire and put it on.
00:03:02.000 I'm Time Cop. My name's Time Cop.
00:03:04.000 Time Cop. Time Cop is on the case.
00:03:07.000 Time Cop. Correct. Time to wake up and face your music.
00:03:12.000 So we've given up.
00:03:14.000 The biggest Red Bulls money can buy.
00:03:17.000 Everything bad for you. Ice cream, cigarettes, you name it.
00:03:21.000 Let's do it. That time you woke up and faced the music.
00:03:23.000 Luke's living in elephant world.
00:03:25.000 I am. I am actually an elephant world.
00:03:27.000 Now you gotta eat elephant food. This is elephant food.
00:03:31.000 Guys, we got Oreos.
00:03:32.000 Good. Just to place this song on repeat.
00:03:49.000 It's true. He keeps saying it's my favorite song, but it literally hurts my brain.
00:03:58.000 And it gets stuck in your mind.
00:03:59.000 It does.
00:03:59.000 Bang, bong, bing, bing bing bing bing bing bidi bing bing.
00:04:03.000 I won't use it.
00:04:04.000 All the times I've heard it, my mind is just weird.
00:04:11.000 All the things I do.
00:04:13.000 I just sit in this room, drinking badly made gin and tonics.
00:04:17.000 I'm rich.
00:04:20.000 I don't have to do this.
00:04:22.000 It's true. Tristan, let's allocate half of the indulgence to put together the most crazy kick-confidential episodes ever.
00:04:32.000 Fucking nuts.
00:04:33.000 Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
00:04:35.000 Let's fucking rent prior planes, a boat.
00:04:37.000 Let's go completely insane with the take-off engine.
00:04:40.000 Nothing makes sense anymore.
00:05:02.000 The end.
00:05:04.000 The end.
00:05:06.000 Ding bang ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
00:05:10.000 Ding bang bong.
00:05:14.000 you So I'm trying to get in here Oh, this is a three-story building I Want to fuck some bitches find some bitches we can fuck Yes.
00:05:34.000 No. Yeah, me and you need to fuck some bitches.
00:05:39.000 No. Now, we can find bitches now.
00:05:41.000 Or in general. You just start thinking some bitches.
00:05:44.000 They have to be pretty. Pretty bitches and they have to come here and we'll fuck them.
00:05:47.000 You understand? Alright, good.
00:05:50.000 What day is it today?
00:05:51.000 Monday. On Friday, we're going to fuck some bitches.
00:05:54.000 So start talking to some bitches and saying, me and my man are going to fuck you.
00:05:58.000 Okay. The things I do are too good.
00:06:17.000 The Red Pill Men's...
00:06:19.000 They don't believe the level that you can operate at when you're actually a G. They don't.
00:06:24.000 They don't get it. They're like, oh, where would you hold frame?
00:06:28.000 What? What you need to do is you need to...
00:06:33.000 Stop being a dick.
00:06:35.000 Bing bong bing bong bing bada bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bing.
00:06:41.000 It's an emergency Luke. So I came into your room, woke you up, and I'm going to tell you what happened.
00:07:09.000 So I came into your room, woke you up.
00:07:11.000 Yes. Told you about the emergency.
00:07:13.000 I quickly got dressed. I had no time to brief you on the situation.
00:07:18.000 So we're just going to have to go and deal with it.
00:07:20.000 If you're combat ready, that's all I need.
00:07:23.000 Combat readiness. That's what's important.
00:07:27.000 But it is an emergency situation.
00:07:29.000 An unprecedented emergency like we have never seen before.
00:07:35.000 So is this like an emergency meeting?
00:07:37.000 No. No, no, no. We didn't have time for a meeting.
00:07:41.000 This is an emergency maneuver.
00:07:43.000 Emergency action. Straight to action stations.
00:07:45.000 So now we're doing emergency maneuvers.
00:07:47.000 No meetings, exactly. Because there were no meetings.
00:07:50.000 We had no time for meetings.
00:07:54.000 I'm feeling this just like an emergency meeting.
00:07:57.000 What do you mean?
00:07:58.000 But in the car.
00:07:59.000 What do you mean?
00:08:00.000 What's an emergency meeting?
00:08:01.000 A meeting we hold in case of emergencies, yeah.
00:08:03.000 No, no.
00:08:04.000 We never hold them in emergencies.
00:08:06.000 They're never dire.
00:08:07.000 They are.
00:08:08.000 They never have been.
00:08:09.000 Every single time they are.
00:08:10.000 They never have been.
00:08:11.000 They always have been.
00:08:12.000 No.
00:08:13.000 Well, this is a real emergency.
00:08:14.000 Steven Molley News Twitter.
00:08:15.000 This is a real emergency.
00:08:17.000 Steven Molling who's Twitter.
00:08:18.000 Yeah. It's such an emergency on the speed.
00:08:21.000 They got his YouTube. Now this week, God's Twitter.
00:08:24.000 Yeah. Damn. I saw that this morning.
00:08:26.000 Damn. Now he's not a person.
00:08:28.000 Boom. Wait, whoa.
00:08:31.000 I thought this was an emergency.
00:08:33.000 It is an emergency. What do you mean?
00:08:35.000 No, no, no. Face masks.
00:08:37.000 They'll tell you to wear a fucking mask.
00:08:38.000 Fucking mask?
00:08:41.000 Right. It's an emergency.
00:08:42.000 Emergency McDonald's. Wait, what?
00:08:44.000 Emergency McDonald's.
00:08:48.000 Emergency McDonald's. Yeah, look.
00:08:50.000 It's 8am. If eating food isn't the most important thing in your life, then you've got your priorities wrong.
00:08:56.000 You'll die if you don't eat it. Yeah, you'll die. What's not an emergency about this?
00:09:00.000 Emergency McDonald's. Emergency McDonald's.
00:09:01.000 Every day from now on. Yeah, every time we must wake up earlier and earlier.
00:09:05.000 Emergency McDonald's.
00:09:07.000 Yeah, really get our day started right.
00:09:10.000 The breakfast starts at 4.30am, so we can get it.
00:09:13.000 Are we taking this at home or are we eating it all in the car?
00:09:15.000 We're eating in the car like a bunch of losers.
00:09:17.000 Alright, good. Are we going turbo?
00:09:20.000 Obviously. No, no, no.
00:09:22.000 Turbo. Yeah. Three of everything.
00:09:24.000 Okay. Three of everything. Pancakes.
00:09:26.000 Yeah. Luke, I'm a stone cold loser.
00:09:32.000 So this was the emergency.
00:09:33.000 Yep. Emergency. Yeah, where's the coffee?
00:09:44.000 You won't be! This still doesn't feel like an emergency.
00:09:51.000 Luke, it's the biggest emergency we've ever had.
00:09:53.000 Ah, she knew.
00:09:56.000 Coffee! Okay.
00:10:00.000 What? If there's no coffee, there's no coffee.
00:10:03.000 I don't care. No, beef them!
00:10:04.000 No, I didn't, because she probably didn't hear me.
00:10:07.000 Because I realized when I said coffee at the fucking teleprompter, she'd actually know what sauce I wanted.
00:10:10.000 So you fucked up! You're a fuck up.
00:10:13.000 Thank you. So you fucked up the emergency?
00:10:15.000 Can we trust some tea in emergencies?
00:10:17.000 No. Now we know in emergencies, it's just it can't be trusted.
00:10:20.000 What are you talking about? You didn't order coffee.
00:10:22.000 What do you mean? Fuck you guys.
00:10:23.000 I don't need to buy you coffee.
00:10:25.000 Try and eat shit. It's an emergency.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, exactly. The more coffee you eat, the less McDonald's will be able to consume.
00:10:32.000 So you faggot. It's McDonald's coffee.
00:10:35.000 McDonald's coffee. And then we have to go in order.
00:10:40.000 One of these each. Okay, all right.
00:10:42.000 Let's work together. All right.
00:10:44.000 Let's work together as a team.
00:10:45.000 One of these each. All right.
00:10:47.000 Let's start with this. Start with this.
00:10:50.000 A few moments later.
00:10:52.000 I now understand that McDonald's is not good.
00:10:56.000 It's not good at all, is it?
00:10:58.000 It's not an emergency. McDonald's isn't an emergency.
00:11:01.000 What's happened? Andy, what are you...
00:11:03.000 Has he lost his mind?
00:11:06.000 McDonald's may have immediately made Andrew lose his mind.
00:11:09.000 Corona. No.
00:11:11.000 What do you mean? McDonald's gave him Corona.
00:11:13.000 He was trying to protect us, dude.
00:11:15.000 You're not scared of Corona? It's a new emergency.
00:11:17.000 Emergency of the morning, number two.
00:11:19.000 What do you mean? No, I'm not scared of Corona.
00:11:21.000 Second emergency of the day.
00:11:22.000 Second emergency of the day.
00:11:25.000 Today's emergency day.
00:11:26.000 Alright. Today can't be emergency day.
00:11:29.000 Anytime anyone says emergency and wants to do something, everyone has to say yes.
00:11:36.000 Agreed. It's emergency day.
00:11:39.000 Today can't be emergency day.
00:11:41.000 It is. That's not real.
00:11:42.000 We're watching Steven Seagal movies.
00:11:48.000 Isn't it real? What do you know?
00:11:50.000 It's not real. You don't know anything though.
00:11:53.000 Our emergencies aren't real.
00:11:54.000 Emergency day can't be a thing.
00:11:56.000 They're real emergencies. Super real.
00:12:03.000 Right. This may be the last time we all see each other alive.
00:12:08.000 I'll have a Cohiba Talisman and eight gin and tonics, please.
00:12:12.000 Eight gin and tonics? Yes, please.
00:12:17.000 Tristan. Why do we need eight?