Tate Speech - December 24, 2023


Merry G Christmas Special | Tate Confidential Ep 203


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

120.253525

Word Count

1,423

Sentence Count

185

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

It's Christmas Eve and it's time to get into the spirit of the season, but not everyone's in the mood for a carol or a Christmas tree or a nice cozy fire in the hearth, so the boys decide to do something a little different for the holiday season. This episode features a video of a man, a legend, a hero, a titan, a behemoth in a lada in a war zone, who gets hit by a kamikaze drone in Ukraine, by the way, and what happens next. Also, the boys talk about their Christmas plans for the new year and what they're looking forward to in the new holiday season, and how they plan on celebrating Christmas this year. Also, one of the boys gets a new job and the other doesn't know what to do with his new job, and they talk about how they're going to get through Christmas without the help of their significant other, which is not a bad thing, especially when you're talking about a guy who doesn't even have a job yet! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the boys, and a Merry Christmas from the guys at the boys at the office! Thank you to everyone who's been listening and supporting us on this journey with all the support, and all the love and support we've gotten so far this year and this year's Christmas wishlist, and hope you have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and a happy new year! XOXO, and Merry Christmas! - The boys at The Boys at the Boys' Office! xoxo and we'll see you next year! xoxOoo Xoxo - The Guys at the Office - Jake and the Boys at The Crew at the Bar at the House of Coffee and Gratitude (Tristan) And we'll be back with a new episode next week! - Jake is back with more Christmas Eve, so don't forget to check us out next week for the next episode of The Boys At The House of Sushi and Sauspiciousness! and get in the spirit this week. -Tristans and Bailey at the next one! Jake and Bailey are back with another Christmas Eve. Jake is coming at it with a little more chill! (and a little bit more chill in the back of the carol and the rest of the house with a Christmas carol, too)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 **Alarm sound**
00:00:08.000 **Music**
00:01:36.000 Tea, it's Christmas. What the fuck is this?
00:01:41.000 Did you do this? Maybe.
00:01:44.000 What is this? Do you like it?
00:01:47.000 No. Tristan, tell me you like it.
00:01:48.000 Did you do this, baby? Of course.
00:01:50.000 Are you paying the electricity bill?
00:01:51.000 Absolutely. I'm trying to get you in the Christmas spirit.
00:01:54.000 What the fuck?
00:01:57.000 Tristan, you know you love it. Admit.
00:02:00.000 What's there to love? What have you done to my lotter?
00:02:05.000 What have you done to my Lada, Bailey?
00:02:08.000 Don't worry about it.
00:02:09.000 What do you mean, don't worry about it? How the fuck am I supposed to drive it like this?
00:02:13.000 It looks good!
00:02:15.000 Tristan. To be fair, Lada is the safest place to keep all the presents.
00:02:20.000 I'll give you that. It is.
00:02:22.000 This is a video of a man, a legend, a hero, a titan, a behemoth, in a Lada.
00:02:30.000 In Ukraine, in a war zone, who gets hit by a Ukrainian kamikaze drone.
00:02:36.000 The thing that wipes out tanks, by the way.
00:02:39.000 See what happens next.
00:02:41.000 I'm trying.
00:02:43.000 You can't always get what you want.
00:02:47.000 No.
00:02:49.000 You can't always get what you want.
00:02:52.000 But besides that, I might want to drive that fucking car.
00:02:56.000 Who is it? It's Christmas!
00:03:00.000 You are responsible for this.
00:03:02.000 Responsible for what, Christmas?
00:03:03.000 Merry Christmas!
00:03:05.000 Goodwill to all men!
00:03:08.000 Come in! What the fuck is this?
00:03:11.000 This one on the left is me.
00:03:13.000 This one on the right is you. I'm the tall one.
00:03:17.000 No! Look!
00:03:20.000 Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men!
00:03:23.000 This is you. I'm it!
00:03:29.000 It's Christmas. Hey, want a cigar?
00:03:31.000 It's Christmas. That's my cigar.
00:03:34.000 Yeah, they're your cigars. What about a cigarette?
00:03:36.000 Look. Those are my...
00:03:38.000 I bought Christmas-y ones.
00:03:41.000 I bought Christmas-y ones.
00:03:42.000 Because they're different colors.
00:03:44.000 I need a fucking smoke. I bought Christmas-y ones.
00:03:47.000 You want a cigar? It's Christmas!
00:03:49.000 Have as many as you want! I bought a fireplace, installed it, smokeless fireplace because I'm a hero.
00:03:58.000 It's a TV screen. It's a smokeless fireplace.
00:04:01.000 This is made of real candy cane.
00:04:04.000 Smell it. It's not. It is.
00:04:05.000 It's made of real candy cane.
00:04:07.000 See? Does that smell like candy cane?
00:04:09.000 No. No, it doesn't.
00:04:13.000 It's a real candy cane.
00:04:15.000 Christmas tree? I know that's not traditional.
00:04:18.000 Not many people do Christmas trees, but I decided to push the boat out a little bit.
00:04:22.000 Why are you miniature trees on the ceiling?
00:04:24.000 I define one of those little fringe things people do at Christmas, because the one that do the boring stuff everybody does.
00:04:30.000 So I decided, I found out, some people make a Christmas tree.
00:04:35.000 So I got a Christmas tree. I even had it measured exactly to make sure it was the biggest one that could fit.
00:04:41.000 Then I put little Christmas trees on the roof and chandeliers and more lights.
00:04:46.000 Go to bed. Tristan, there's a little carousel here.
00:04:49.000 Go to bed. There's a little carousel.
00:04:51.000 It's Christmas time.
00:04:52.000 Go to bed. Don't you want to sit by the fire?
00:04:54.000 It's warm. Go to bed.
00:04:58.000 He loves it. He loves it.
00:04:59.000 It's Christmas. It is Christmas.
00:05:00.000 It's nice and toasty in here.
00:05:01.000 Goodwill to all men.
00:05:26.000 You know, Tristan, you know the best thing about Christmas?
00:05:56.000 Because we have this amazing life and we live with our friends all year round in these mansions and we do all these amazing things because we have all this money, but the best thing about Christmas is sometimes they have to go home to their other families, which means that the guy who's currently holding the camera isn't going to be here.
00:06:09.000 It's great. You may have just sold me on Christmas.
00:06:11.000 They fuck off, Tristan. All of them.
00:06:13.000 They all go, ooh, my family.
00:06:17.000 Great. Merry Christmas.
00:06:19.000 Merry Christmas.
00:06:53.000 I didn't even have a pair. Fuck Marcel.
00:06:57.000 I'm trying to get my hand off.
00:06:59.000 I didn't even have any hand. But fuck Marcel anyway.
00:07:05.000 Bye!
00:07:06.000 I don't even know what I have. I'm Tristan, it's right.
00:07:09.000 You'll never be me.
00:07:10.000 Let's go. 4-5 off suit.
00:07:19.000 Do I call him? 4-5 off suit.
00:07:22.000 It's going to be 4-4-4 on the flop.
00:07:23.000 It's going to be 4-4-4 on the flop. You should go all in.
00:07:26.000 I'll bet.
00:07:29.000 So 4-4-4 and I've got quad fours.
00:07:36.000 4-5 off suit.
00:07:38.000 Let's go. 2-8-6.
00:07:42.000 Must be the next hand. You should change the rules so that my hand wins.
00:07:47.000 Yeah. Think about it.
00:07:50.000 I hope he benefits you.
00:07:52.000 King wouldn't have saved me because you would have had the same.
00:07:54.000 One more thing. It's debatable.
00:07:56.000 I'm gonna tell you what I've got for the second time and I'm going to tell the truth.
00:08:02.000 No matter what.
00:08:04.000 Do you understand?
00:08:06.000 800 to call. King six off suit.
00:08:09.000 Let's go. King six off suit.
00:08:12.000 Trip kings? No, not trip kings.
00:08:14.000 Ten. Pair of kings.
00:08:16.000 King six off suit. Let's go.
00:08:17.000 Let's dance. Raise to all in.
00:08:22.000 15, 16, 17, 25 more.
00:08:27.000 Alex, are you going to take them on?
00:08:28.000 No, I'm asking Alex.
00:08:31.000 Alex, someone needs to take them on.
00:08:32.000 Are you going to take them on? Go ahead.
00:08:34.000 So you're going to fold? Yeah. All in.
00:08:37.000 I call Andrew. Yeah.
00:08:39.000 King six off suit. Let's go.
00:08:42.000 Let's go. King six off suit.
00:08:46.000 King, King, Six! Let's go!
00:08:48.000 King, King, Six! Let's go!
00:08:50.000 King, King, Six!
00:08:51.000 Let's go! Oh, let's go! Boom! Pair of sixes!
00:09:01.000 King six. Off suit.
00:09:03.000 Like I said, I'm going to tell you what my cards are again next time and I'm not going to lie.
00:09:10.000 Do you understand?
00:09:11.000 I will tell you what I have again and I will not lie.
00:09:17.000 Do you understand me?
00:09:19.000 I'm telling you what I've got next time for the fourth time in a row and I will not lie.
00:09:26.000 Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
00:09:29.000 Don't give him any drinks.
00:09:31.000 It was fine until the drink came.
00:09:34.000 That's what started all of this.
00:09:41.000 One boozy drink.
00:09:44.000 Let's go. I'm gonna tell you what I've got again.
00:09:48.000 7-3 off soon.
00:09:50.000 Let's go! The third Christmas message.
00:09:54.000 There's luck involved in all things, especially the game of life, but what you can do is do your very best to make sure that you have the best possible hand.
00:10:01.000 Perhaps the flop will destroy you, perhaps you get unlucky, but probability-wise, if you play long enough and you have the good cards and you do the right thing and you play the right strategy, in the end, you're going to win.
00:10:12.000 Do you know a young man who is wasting his potential?
00:10:15.000 Smart, but plays too many video games?
00:10:18.000 Uninterested in school?
00:10:19.000 Hanging with the wrong crowd?
00:10:21.000 Give the gift that keeps on giving.
00:10:23.000 Give the gift of education.
00:10:24.000 Give the gift of freedom.
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00:10:34.000 Right now, I'm currently 2K to 2.5 to 3K a week.
00:10:38.000 I mean, I'm only 19 years old.
00:10:39.000 I show my parents, like, oh, this is how much I'm making.
00:10:41.000 Like, I don't really need to go to college.
00:10:43.000 They saw the paycheck, and whatever he's doing is working.
00:10:45.000 I'm 13 years old, and I've made approximately $10,000.
00:10:48.000 New lectures daily on the new cutting-edge technologies and business practices, all on a world-class custom application.
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00:10:58.000 And you get to choose your weapon.
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00:11:12.000 You can learn from literal millionaires how they made money and they teach you how to do it.
00:11:16.000 $4,000 in four day.
00:11:18.000 Unbelievable. Endless ways to make money.
00:11:20.000 I've done just over like 160 day revenue now, six months later.
00:11:24.000 By the time you're done with it, you can be out in the ocean selling fish water.
00:11:27.000 We are the only platform teaching people where the future is going.
00:11:31.000 We are the only place up to date.
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00:11:43.000 The world is changing fast.
00:11:45.000 It will only get harder.
00:11:46.000 It is time to take life seriously.
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