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MIKE GOT OUT OF JAIL | Tate Confidential Ep. 61


Summary

Tristan has been missing for a week and the boys are desperate to find him. Will they find him? Will they be able to get him back on track? or will they have to wait and see if they can find him before they can get to him? We'll find out the answer to all of these questions and more on this week's episode of Behind The Bricks! Featuring a new segment called "The Most Important Things in Life" hosted by Luke and Luke. Today's episode features a special guest, Mike, who just got out of jail and is now free to go home. Will he be back on the loose again or will he be sent back to prison? Find out what happened to him and find out if he's going to be back to being a free man again. Also, the boys talk about the most important things in life, like money, health and family. If you don't know what they're talking about, then you're in for a real treat! Enjoy the episode and spread the word to your friends and family about it! Love ya'll! XOXO, Luke and Tate xoxo (p.S. Sorry about the audio quality in this episode, it'll get better next week. We'll be working on fixing the audio in a new version of this episode. We're trying to make sure it's not too loud in the next one. We know it'll be better by next week, we promise we'll make it better, we know we'll get a little better. We promise we're working on that. (we promise). - we promise. - but we'll try to make it's better by the next episode will be better in a few weeks, we'll see you'll hear you'll get the audio better next time, right?? Thank you for listening to the audio is better, right? Love you, guys! - Luke and Andrea, we appreciate you, we love you, bye, bye! xo, bye. Love, Tate and Joe, EJ and Luke, <3 - EJ & Alyssa, Elyssa and Aiden Cheers, XO. Mike and Ales and Ayd, - P.A. (TJ & AJ & AYO . (and the rest. ) - KEVIN


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 AVAILABLE NOW Where's Tristan?
00:00:45.000 Where's Tristan?
00:00:49.000 Tristan, where is he? Where?
00:00:58.000 I've been looking everywhere.
00:01:00.000 We're looking for him.
00:01:02.000 Where is he?
00:01:09.000 I'm here. We can help. We can make it higher. We can work.
00:01:27.000 We can work. Set the place on fire.
00:01:28.000 Uh, what do you mean?
00:01:29.000 I don't have anything in my backpack.
00:01:31.000 Early Joe, when you finally made it on the machine.
00:01:33.000 Oh, I need your help to send the samples through.
00:01:35.000 You're sure you aren't gangster?
00:01:36.000 Yeah, I'm hustler.
00:01:37.000 But I want to test something out on the weekend.
00:01:39.000 Are you really that fascinated by how the thing works?
00:01:40.000 Why?
00:01:41.000 Because you'd have enough bitches who aren't indie pop stars like all of ours to make a movie like it.
00:01:44.000 Oh.
00:01:45.000 What?
00:01:46.000 You ain't got bad blood, fool.
00:01:47.000 I mean, if you really want to get the heads up, we'll send long distance calls.
00:01:49.000 I'm no paparazzo, and you guys already have a 72K subscriber.
00:01:52.000 And a 175K from Satan.
00:01:54.000 You should be proud of me. I'm on the radio.
00:02:00.000 so so
00:02:33.000 part i'm getting interested andrea what are you doing I'm doing this.
00:02:54.000 That will super get him.
00:02:58.000 If I order Domino's to the house and I'm not there, how could he get angry at me?
00:03:03.000 It's true. You just gave your friends a pizza.
00:03:05.000 Yeah, and I know he won't want it.
00:03:07.000 And I'm going to order so many cookies.
00:03:09.000 He's going to be swimming in cookies.
00:03:11.000 I think that's the best way to get Tristan today.
00:03:14.000 Might be. He's not here, is he?
00:03:16.000 No, he's not. He kind of deserves it.
00:03:18.000 Yeah, I think he does.
00:03:20.000 So, yeah, that's the plan.
00:03:21.000 I'm going to get him. He is depressed.
00:03:23.000 This would help him. This will cheer him up.
00:03:24.000 I think, what do you reckon, a large pizza and 40 cookies?
00:03:28.000 40? He doesn't need 40 cookies.
00:03:30.000 40 cookies. I'm telling you, he's going to be swimming in fucking cookies.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, he is unhappy.
00:03:34.000 Yeah, he needs happiness.
00:03:36.000 And there's happiness in Domino's cookies.
00:03:39.000 Therefore... He needs to be swimming in cookies.
00:03:42.000 Let's do it. Let's do it.
00:03:44.000 Alright. I'm convinced.
00:03:48.000 So if you're our longtime viewer, you've been watching Tate Confidential for a long time, you'll remember Mike.
00:03:53.000 Remember Mike? Well, Mike just got out of jail.
00:03:56.000 So that's what happened to Mike.
00:03:57.000 Mike went to prison. So tell everyone what happened, why you went to jail, and now you're free.
00:04:01.000 Tell everyone what you did. Well, so I got to jail and...
00:04:08.000 How did you go to jail? What did you do?
00:04:11.000 I'm trying to think of something.
00:04:13.000 So basically, the police stopped Mike.
00:04:16.000 The police stopped Mike.
00:04:17.000 This is the true story. The police stopped Mike when he was driving.
00:04:20.000 He got into an argument with them.
00:04:21.000 Ended up pushing one of the officers, got in a fight with the officers, and they threw him in jail forever.
00:04:24.000 Why didn't you just give him your license, bro?
00:04:26.000 What's wrong with you? I don't have a license.
00:04:28.000 So Mike was fighting the police.
00:04:30.000 Mike was fighting the police, and now he's free again.
00:04:32.000 So, I don't know if Mike's going to rejoin us on our adventures or not.
00:04:35.000 I'll have to see. Now he's a convicted criminal.
00:04:37.000 I don't know if we should hang around with him. It's true.
00:04:39.000 He is a criminal. People like me and Luke, we're not criminals.
00:04:42.000 We're nice guys. We are.
00:04:44.000 We respect the law. Exactly.
00:04:45.000 We never get pulled over. Ever.
00:04:47.000 When has that ever happened? Yeah, Mike, you're probably speeding too.
00:04:54.000 Terrible. What'd you see that one? Yeah.
00:04:56.000 I'm gonna tell you the most important things in life.
00:04:58.000 First thing is health. You don't have shit if you're dead.
00:05:01.000 Doesn't matter how rich you are, doesn't matter how much you love your friends, doesn't matter how nice your girlfriend is, if you're about to die, or you're sitting in bed and you're fat and you're diabetic.
00:05:09.000 Health is the most important thing.
00:05:11.000 Second thing is the health and respect of people you love, friends and family.
00:05:15.000 But most people actually have these.
00:05:16.000 Maybe not health because they don't look after themselves.
00:05:18.000 But most people, if you're watching this, you're probably relatively healthy.
00:05:20.000 You probably have friends and family around you.
00:05:22.000 The third most important thing is money.
00:05:25.000 And it's money because money can buy you everything except for the top two things.
00:05:28.000 What can money not buy you besides prolong your life forever?
00:05:31.000 Even though it can help with health, it can't keep you alive forever.
00:05:34.000 And genuine respect from friends or someone you love.
00:05:36.000 Money is everything else.
00:05:38.000 Everything else is money.
00:05:39.000 If you're not obsessed with money, then you're not obsessed with freedom.
00:05:42.000 That's what money is. Money buys you freedom.
00:05:43.000 Where am I? You don't need to know.
00:05:45.000 Fact is, I go wherever the fuck I want.
00:05:46.000 All the time I wake up, I want to go here.
00:05:48.000 Bang, I'm going to go. It's not, oh, I can't go because...
00:05:50.000 I just go. I do what I like because I'm fucking rich.
00:05:53.000 If you are rich, you are free.
00:05:54.000 And you are free to eat what you want, sleep where you want, drive the car you want, fuck the women you want, go to the places you want to go.
00:06:01.000 It is freedom. If you are not rich, you are a slave.
00:06:03.000 If you're watching this and saying, oh, I disagree.
00:06:06.000 You're a slave. You may not feel like a slave, but you are a slave.
00:06:09.000 You go and you do something you don't want to do in return for some money, and it's barely enough for you to have a house and eat.
00:06:14.000 And that's all the slaves got.
00:06:16.000 Somebody to sleep and something to eat.
00:06:17.000 You are a slave. When I wanted to learn to kickbox, I went and found the best kickboxer I could and I said, teach me everything you know.
00:06:24.000 If you want to learn how to get rich, find the richest person you can think of and ask them how to get rich.
00:06:28.000 Now, a lot of rich people aren't going to tell you.
00:06:30.000 I might be the richest person you know who is prepared to tell you how to get rich.
00:06:33.000 If that's the case, then you can DM me now at any time and I'm going to tell you exactly how to do it.
00:06:37.000 If you know someone richer than me who's prepared to sit you down and explain everything there is no about getting rich, then go talk to them.
00:06:43.000 But you're not going to get rich on accident.
00:06:45.000 Just like going to the gym, you never wake up and accidentally you're oops, oops.
00:06:49.000 Never. You never get rich on accident.
00:06:52.000 You get rich on purpose.
00:06:53.000 You get rich on purpose with very specific habits, rituals, certain things you must do.
00:06:58.000 Things that rich people know and you do not know.
00:07:00.000 It's time to learn. Does that even do anything?
00:07:13.000 Kill myself. It would take you a long time of doing this to die.
00:07:19.000 Find out, man. So we've lost our minds.
00:07:26.000 Tristan, where are you? Rory's left.
00:07:28.000 Look at the fireworks I made. You didn't make those fireworks.
00:07:32.000 I did that. That wasn't you.
00:07:34.000 You can't prove it wasn't me. Alright.
00:07:38.000 I will admit that he started doing that and then the fireworks started going off.
00:07:43.000 I will admit this.
00:07:46.000 Rory left. Rory did leave.
00:07:50.000 Could that be?
00:07:54.000 Is it the talus?
00:07:58.000 The talus arrives. Rory bailed.
00:08:01.000 And the talus arrived.
00:08:04.000 So we have reinforcements.
00:08:07.000 We're going to conquer the city alone, but now we have more reinforcements.
00:08:11.000 Rory abandoned us, thought it was impossible.
00:08:13.000 Reverse. Go straight. Reverse.
00:08:14.000 Don't turn. Don't turn right.
00:08:16.000 Reverse. So you came.
00:08:19.000 You didn't come to part with us today.
00:08:20.000 Rory ran away taking me.
00:08:22.000 Rory just said, I'm going to go off on that.
00:08:24.000 Now you're here. I think it's very important I let you know, once and for all, that you're a dickhead.
00:08:30.000 Well, Andrew and Luke, I have to tell you something important.
00:08:32.000 I had busy business to do in Bucharest, but I actually drove all the way down here just to let you both know that you're a pair of dickheads.
00:08:40.000 That's why I came. So we're all dickheads?
00:08:44.000 Shit. Well, I'm not.
00:08:47.000 You are. I came all the way here.
00:08:50.000 Two against one says you're a dickhead.
00:08:52.000 Two against one says I'm a dickhead.
00:08:54.000 Two against one says I'm a dickhead.
00:08:58.000 Suicide? You may not vote here.
00:08:59.000 We could commit suicide. We could just jump off.
00:09:01.000 We could. It's very, very close.
00:09:03.000 Get over it. But Tristan, I remember you saying you'll never be MMI ever.
00:09:08.000 You didn't say that. I do remember this.
00:09:09.000 Why are you lying? So we may be dickheads, but you're a dickhead liar.
00:09:13.000 Yeah. You're lying, dickhead.
00:09:17.000 And if you're a lying dickhead and you call us dickheads...
00:09:20.000 Then he's lying! About us being dickheads!
00:09:22.000 Then he doesn't have a vote! So we're free!
00:09:26.000 We're free! There's one dickhead here, buddy.
00:09:29.000 And it's you. You said you'd never come to my mind.
00:09:33.000 Yeah, yeah. You did.
00:09:37.000 Why do you insist on playing music?
00:09:39.000 So what's happened? Went down there.
00:09:47.000 There's some guys that said, oh, do you take the wheel off?
00:09:49.000 Go fix it right back. The locking wheel nut that locks the wheel on is missing.
00:09:53.000 Don't know where that is. What?
00:09:55.000 Exactly. So now we have to pump up the tire and try and drive it somewhere where they think they have a locking wheel nut without the tire deflating too much.
00:10:03.000 My life is just a series of unfortunate events.
00:10:05.000 This is an unfortunate event.
00:10:06.000 My life is just, my life is shit.
00:10:08.000 Everyone's all, wow, life's great.
00:10:10.000 It's just one unfortunate event after another.
00:10:16.000 Spare cars. Yeah.
00:10:18.000 Spare supercars. Spare supercars.
00:10:20.000 You need spare supercars because you can't just have one.
00:10:22.000 Yeah. Where's your car?
00:10:23.000 It's true. Mine's gone.
00:10:25.000 I don't have a spare. You forgot one.
00:10:27.000 Let's go have spares. Yeah.
00:10:29.000 We're trying to fix the limbo now.
00:10:31.000 Let's see what happens. What's that?
00:10:34.000 I see it's yellow. Yellow means you're fucked.
00:10:38.000 Shit. And we have to refill the washroom.
00:10:41.000 Yeah, we have no washroom. Just add insult to injury.
00:10:44.000 We cannot clean our leaves right now.
00:10:46.000 But I think that's got a leak, because every time I refill my washer fluid, it says I need more like two days later, and I really don't use that much washer fluid.
00:10:53.000 I think that's got a leak.
00:10:56.000 My tire's screwed, and I'm living inside of elevator fluid.
00:11:01.000 All at the same time. All at the same time.
00:11:05.000 Put some air in, so we're monitoring it in real time.
00:11:09.000 Alright, we're just monitoring it.
00:11:13.000 We've got air for now, but it's leaking.
00:11:16.000 It's a race against time.
00:11:17.000 Race is impossible. Basically, I'm Tom Cruise.
00:11:22.000 Tom Cruise, but taller. Taller.
00:11:25.000 Not a dork. But then, you know, you're always a Scientologist.
00:11:28.000 Why not be? You're A-list famous.
00:11:30.000 You may as well be weird about something.
00:11:31.000 Let's want to be normal. Yeah.
00:11:33.000 I'd be a Scientologist if I was fucking...
00:11:34.000 Those are weird shit.
00:11:36.000 I do weird shit now.
00:11:40.000 I ain't rich, though. So this is the Lambo Garage.