Tate Speech


MILLION DOLLAR CASTLE | Tate Confidential Ep. 90


Summary

This is a story about a guy who builds a castle out of gold, but it s not really a castle at all. It s a place where millionaires do live, but this is a millionaire s house, but do you have enough bitches to fill this house? Do you think so? Do you have what it takes to fill a house like this one, but you don t have enough people to live in it? What do you need to do to get enough people in this house to fill it? What would you do if you had a million dollars to buy a castle, but no one would be willing to pay $1 million for it? How do you fill a castle? How many rooms would you need? How much gold would you have to have to make it work? What kind of furniture would you like to have in it, and how much money would you be able to afford to spend on it? And who would be the best person to run it? Who would you want to be in charge of it? I don t know, but I think it would be a pretty cool place to live, and I think I d like it to be a nice place to do it. If you like it, let me know what you thought of it. I d love to hear your thoughts and opinions on it! tweet me and we ll talk about it in the comments! Timestamps: 4:00 - What is a good place for a millionaire's house? 5: How many people do you would like to live? 6:00 7: How much money do you can you have? 8:30 - How many chickens should you have in a castle 9: What is it like? 11:00- How much food do you like pancakes? 12:20 - How much does it take? 13:30 14:40 - What do I need? 15:20 16:30- Where do I have enough chickens? 17:15 - Can I have a place for breakfast? 18:15- Can I cook a good meal? 19: Can I go eat pancakes 21:00 Can I eat a steak? 22:20- What is the worst thing I veg? 23: What do they like to eat? 25:00 -- what do I like to order from a restaurant? 26:30 -- can I have some pancakes?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 We need pancakes.
00:00:07.000 That's the worst commercial media ever.
00:00:09.000 Good will never change!
00:00:11.000 Good will never change!
00:00:21.000 They come and they take back everything.
00:00:27.000 Good will never change!
00:00:29.000 Good will never change!
00:00:35.000 This is actually a castle.
00:00:43.000 No, this is a very nice house. Castle House.
00:00:45.000 If you put the Bugatti Shiro on here, you've got the ultimate house.
00:00:49.000 Do you know what this is? I do.
00:00:52.000 It's something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido.
00:00:54.000 Castle House Aikido. Never been done before.
00:00:58.000 Now we'll wait at the front. What?
00:01:04.000 Our house is nice, and it's a million dollars, and it's where millionaires do live, but this is a millionaire's house.
00:01:09.000 Yeah, but do I have enough bitches to fill this house?
00:01:10.000 Oh, easy. Do you think?
00:01:12.000 Easy, bro. I think this house has 34 rooms, though.
00:01:14.000 This gate is a little narrow.
00:01:16.000 I was thinking the same thing, especially with that little device.
00:01:19.000 With these sensors here, open, open, I don't know what cars will fit here, but you'll have to widen that gap.
00:01:24.000 Yeah, you'll have to knock it back here. Where?
00:01:26.000 I'm not scratching my car. Oh, of course.
00:01:27.000 It's not worth it. Even the headache of having to be careful every time.
00:01:31.000 Or it does need to widen the gate. I'm a little mad.
00:01:35.000 This is a fact of the union. It's awesome.
00:01:41.000 Do you know why? Because in 1904, whoever was living here was Captain Romanian moneywags.
00:01:46.000 He was, wasn't he? Yeah.
00:01:48.000 Past life. Past life.
00:01:51.000 Did you know about reincarnation?
00:01:54.000 You have to have a garden or do all the flowers.
00:01:55.000 Yeah, Rose Garden.
00:01:57.000 That is G.
00:02:10.000 And if you start picking up a phone number, the phone number is saved.
00:02:13.000 The phone number applies, maybe you don't have it in your hand, it's, uh, okay, set it.
00:02:18.000 And this is a common practice.
00:02:21.000 So this is a B category one.
00:02:25.000 This is what we use.
00:02:26.000 We call this...
00:02:27.000 Thank you.
00:02:29.000 Servant entrance. Nice.
00:02:35.000 Servant stairs. Yep, servant stairs.
00:02:38.000 This would be the office of power.
00:02:43.000 This would be the office of power.
00:02:46.000 This would be the office. You're going to see the purity of art and amazing.
00:03:00.000 There are ears in your apartment.
00:03:03.000 There used to be a baroque villa there.
00:03:04.000 Something that destroyed it. This must be the place.
00:03:32.000 This must be the place.
00:03:34.000 What is that?
00:03:36.000 That's a parking roof.
00:03:42.000 That's a parking roof.
00:03:49.000 I just want to go up to the ceiling.
00:03:53.000 I hope it's not too much gold for you.
00:04:12.000 Never enough gold.
00:04:13.000 I really like it.
00:04:16.000 It's really gold. Very nice.
00:04:22.000 Gold like this. They worked off on three years.
00:04:29.000 Two years. It's beautiful.
00:04:30.000 There's no possibility for furniture to come in.
00:04:34.000 The house is the furniture they had inside the floor.
00:04:36.000 They wanted to get rid of it. I'm kind of looking for a house.
00:04:38.000 I have to do anything. I think we can provide some, uh, some designers who can run the camera.
00:04:47.000 You want a designer here.
00:04:49.000 Yeah, so you want all designers to go to the castle.
00:04:51.000 So good. They're selling like this, with some furnished.
00:04:59.000 Cool. Those girls can buy a castle.
00:05:04.000 I did say it.
00:05:05.000 So can buy a castle. It's a big deal to prepare gold leaf, right?
00:05:09.000 Yes.
00:05:09.000 Gold. Gold. Gold.
00:05:11.000 Gold?
00:05:13.000 Don't do anything else.
00:05:15.000 Don't do anything else.
00:05:16.000 Gold shawl. Just a moment.
00:05:18.000 Fuck.
00:05:19.000 I'm a Trillionaire.
00:05:28.000 This is perfect.
00:05:30.000 Nice. I'm sure I'm on the gazebos.
00:05:31.000 Bluebees. I'm sure I'm on the blue man.
00:05:33.000 I'm on the gold pool man.
00:05:36.000 Gold pool man.
00:05:37.000 Yeah, I changed the tiles for golden tiles.
00:05:40.000 That would be serious. Need a place for emergency meetings.
00:06:04.000 We play smoke and drink.
00:06:06.000 Alright, what do we do in our show?
00:06:10.000 That is not a game.
00:06:11.000 It is a game. Smoke and drink is not a game.
00:06:14.000 A game we're all getting very good at.
00:06:15.000 The smoke and drink game.
00:06:17.000 Like Cuban. You just put 40 bottles of alcohol in the sriracha.
00:06:22.000 Why would you order those if that wasn't a game?
00:06:25.000 Emergency. Look.
00:06:27.000 We need pancakes. We don't.
00:06:29.000 That's the worst emergency ever.
00:06:32.000 We need pancakes. Can we at least go eat steak?
00:06:33.000 No. I found a place...
00:06:35.000 I don't care what you found.
00:06:36.000 I found a place that sells good pancakes and we can go right now.
00:06:39.000 I don't want pancakes. We have millions of dollars.
00:06:41.000 Nothing's stopping us. There's nothing stopping us walking in and sitting down having pancakes.
00:06:44.000 There's nothing stopping us doing anything!
00:06:46.000 I like pancakes. Pancakes.
00:06:48.000 Or I can get some girl to come and cook me eggs and bacon.
00:06:51.000 And eat eggs and bacon.
00:06:52.000 And black coffee. Do they have eggs and bacon at the pancake place?
00:06:57.000 I don't want pancakes. So, do you want to go, yes or no?
00:07:00.000 No. What rider do you know?
00:07:03.000 Go. He got him.
00:07:06.000 You said no, didn't you?
00:07:08.000 You said no, which means go.
00:07:09.000 Yeah, go! Woo!
00:07:12.000 Tristan, I'm very excited for pancakes.
00:07:14.000 Pancakes are very good. You have to come.
00:07:17.000 Roll as a team. I know, I have to go.
00:07:19.000 I'm a full grown man. Pancakes.
00:07:24.000 I'm excited. Pancakes?
00:07:34.000 I don't want pancakes. I eat pancakes and chicken at once.
00:07:38.000 It's not revolutionary. That is revolutionary.
00:07:41.000 Black people in America, man.
00:07:42.000 It's called chicken and waffles. It's the chicken and pancakes.
00:07:45.000 Chicken and pancakes. Dickhead.
00:07:48.000 They didn't even get pancakes.
00:07:51.000 Look at him. Didn't even get pancakes.
00:07:57.000 I don't want them. I'm living in a dream.
00:07:59.000 So you tell me you don't want pancakes.
00:08:01.000 No. You tell me these don't look good.
00:08:03.000 It's time to wake up and face the real world.
00:08:06.000 What are you talking about? You're living in a fucking dream.
00:08:09.000 He is, isn't he? He's inside the matrix.
00:08:11.000 He's refusing to wake up and see what's currently in front of his eyes.
00:08:14.000 Pass me some. How it makes you feel, that's what it means.
00:08:25.000 Exactly. It does make me feel pretty bad.
00:08:28.000 I did want some. Don't worry, Tristan, maybe ask me.
00:08:34.000 I can pass. I can reach it.
00:08:36.000 You have to reach it. Tristan, I can reach this hole.
00:08:39.000 I mean, you don't have to get up. I'll have to move it again.
00:08:42.000 That's fine. You wouldn't eat your fucking pancakes.
00:09:00.000 And you will pay the ultimate price.
00:09:02.000 That did happen. This is punishment to me.
00:09:06.000 This is punishment. Why do I become a millionaire if you won't eat your fucking pancakes?
00:09:11.000 Yeah, keep smoking that Cuban.
00:09:13.000 You're going to regret it. We're going to regret it.
00:09:16.000 We're going to regret it. I won't.
00:09:19.000 Get him with whoopies and boos.
00:09:20.000 Whoopies and boos. He's got two things he's not used to.
00:09:24.000 His weakness. His weakness. His trip tonight.
00:09:27.000 What?
00:09:28.000 We're gonna fix the roof.
00:09:29.000 Okay.
00:09:30.000 I forgot your name, babe.
00:09:31.000 But I'm gonna take you home tonight.
00:09:32.000 And if it's all the same, babe.
00:09:33.000 I promise I'm gonna do you right.
00:09:34.000 This party's off the chain, babe.
00:09:35.000 I swear that I remember your face, but I forgot your name, babe.
00:09:36.000 Sorry baby, I forgot your name.
00:09:37.000 What's your name, baby?
00:09:38.000 You need to come near.
00:09:39.000 I'ma take you home tonight.
00:09:40.000 And if it's all the same, babe.
00:09:41.000 I promise I'ma do you right.
00:09:42.000 This party's off the chain, babe.
00:09:43.000 I swear that I remember your face, but I forgot your name, babe.
00:09:44.000 Sorry baby, I forgot your name.
00:09:45.000 What's your name, baby?
00:09:46.000 You need to come near.
00:09:46.000 I'ma take you home tonight.
00:09:47.000 And if it's all the same, babe.
00:09:48.000 I promise I'ma do you right.
00:09:49.000 This party's off the chain, babe.
00:09:50.000 I'ma take you home tonight.
00:09:51.000 And if it's all the same, babe.
00:09:52.000 I'ma take you home tonight.
00:09:53.000 The club's a little loud, so it's hard to hear.
00:09:56.000 I'll drink or have a beer. Well, let's make it fast.
00:09:58.000 I ain't buying champagne till I've seen that ass.
00:10:00.000 I need to know your name, but it's all the same.
00:10:03.000 Too many years I done played in this fucking game.
00:10:05.000 I had a lot of love way before the fame.
00:10:07.000 I don't feel drained. Every day I make it rain.
00:10:09.000 Baby, baby, give me the first and last.
00:10:12.000 I got the high-tech.
00:10:13.000 I'm a DJ, I'm a tech, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ.
00:10:17.000 I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a DJ.
00:10:20.000 I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ.
00:10:24.000 I'm a DJ.
00:10:25.000 Yo.
00:10:28.000 What's up?
00:10:29.000 I'm gonna burn the whole club down.
00:10:31.000 Because Tristan wouldn't need his fucking pancakes.
00:10:34.000 Tristan! So they've caught us.
00:10:40.000 Police are not there. We have to party silently.
00:10:43.000 The police are here. We have to party silently.
00:10:46.000 The police are not there. Fine.
00:10:49.000 I know enough Romanian.
00:10:50.000 I told you, I told you.
00:10:51.000 Pull it off.
00:10:52.000 Bully Bosh.
00:10:53.000 Pull it off.
00:10:54.000 Police.
00:10:55.000 Okay, I know, but if you just tell them Bully Bosh is a cop.
00:10:59.000 I think Bully Bosh is a cop.
00:11:00.000 I hear that, and it'll stop.
00:11:01.000 I don't know, I don't know.
00:11:02.000 I think the, uh, he's not drinking police are here.
00:11:06.000 Oh, the Luke's not drinking police are here?
00:11:08.000 Yeah, they're here to get Luke.
00:11:09.000 Because Luke's not drinking enough food, the police have come.
00:11:12.000 Ah, fuck.
00:11:13.000 That's what's happening.
00:11:14.000 There's one answer, Luke.
00:11:15.000 I'm sorry, guys.
00:11:17.000 There's only one answer.
00:11:23.000 The fucking booze police.
00:11:24.000 The booze police. Have they catch me?
00:11:26.000 They caught you. We gotta tell them.
00:11:28.000 You gotta tell them. Who told them?
00:11:29.000 They knew. They watched Pay Confidential.
00:11:32.000 It's not here yet.
00:11:34.000 They watch it in the future.
00:11:37.000 Sit. And they travel back in time.
00:11:38.000 To let me know. Because you don't drink.
00:11:40.000 Fuck. 26 hours of flying and Luke's saying, oh, the Talos is scared to keep drinking because he has 26 more hours in the sky.
00:11:54.000 Luke's challenged you to a booze straightener.
00:11:57.000 I've never asked a challenge yet. A booze straightener.