Tate Speech


MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE PARTY | Tate Confidential Ep.58


Summary

Join Rory, Andrew and Tristan as they try to figure out what's going on in the world after the quarantine has been lifted. They are joined by special guest Tristan who wants to know why Rory is eating pizza in the pool and if it's a good or bad thing. Also, Rory buys a floating island and talks about how he wants to live his best life in the sun on a floating island in the middle of the ocean, but can't get in because he's scared of getting his feet wet in the ocean. This episode is brought to you by Shipwrecked Sailor, a podcast about life on the high seas. Produced by Rory and Andrew and produced by Tristan and Rory. Music by Ian Dorsch and Mark Phillips. All rights reserved. No music copyright infringement is intended. No other compensation is being paid. This podcast was produced for noncommercial use, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast please leave us a five star rating and review on Apple Podcasts. Please don't forget to tell a friend about this podcast and/or tell us what you think about it! Thank you! XOXO, Rory, Tristan, Andrew, and Tate as we thank you for all the support we've gotten from this podcast, and all the hard work you've put into this podcast over the past few years. We really appreciate all the love and support we ve put into it has been shown. We're working hard on this podcast in the past couple of months. We can't wait to make this podcasting and support it in the next few months. Thank you so much. We'll be looking out for your support in the coming months. and we'll be working hard to make it even better in the future. We appreciate you. - Rory and Tate, too! -Tay and Tate -Rory, too. -Tristan, - - Tristan - Andrew, too, too much love, P. P. ( ) - P. & Ryan, - Ryan and Ryan - etc etc. - etc, etc etc, etc. etc etc etc., etc. . Thanks for listening. P. and Ryan and Rory for all your support and support the podcasting in this episode. Love ya, Pfft.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 I'm not sure if that's true, but I think it's true.
00:00:34.000 You you Night out in Bucharest. First one.
00:00:41.000 Since the quarantine has lifted.
00:00:44.000 So I invited a few people. A few friends.
00:00:47.000 One or two. Nice.
00:00:49.000 It's me, you, Rory and Andrew.
00:00:51.000 And I've invited a few people.
00:00:54.000 Sounds fun. It will be.
00:00:55.000 Very fun. Everyone.
00:00:59.000 What do you mean, everyone? Everyone.
00:01:01.000 What do you mean, what do I mean?
00:01:02.000 I wake up in the morning, sexy, put my shirt on, sexy, check the bank, money, Lambo outside, pictures on the phone, club, club, come to the club, come here, come to the club today.
00:01:13.000 Have you ever seen the scene of Leon the Professional and Gary Oldman says, well, how many officers?
00:01:19.000 Blah, blah, blah, these guys here. Bring me everyone.
00:01:22.000 Everyone? Everyone!
00:01:26.000 Bring me everyone.
00:01:28.000 What do you mean everyone? Everyone!
00:01:34.000 That's what's happened. I think they have a few friends.
00:01:36.000 I invited everyone. Everyone.
00:01:40.000 Look. To a long time.
00:01:47.000 To a long time. To a long time. To a long time. To a long time.
00:01:49.000 To a long time. To a long time. To a long time.
00:01:50.000 To a long time. It's been too long with this COVID. Whoop!
00:02:51.000 Whoop! What's the word of the day?
00:03:36.000 You're trash!
00:03:37.000 22!
00:03:46.000 Shout em!
00:03:47.000 22!
00:03:48.000 What?
00:03:51.000 I'm taking off.
00:04:06.000 What am I taking off?
00:04:07.000 What am I taking off?
00:04:08.000 Everyone!
00:04:22.000 Come!
00:04:25.000 Come, come. Come inside.
00:04:28.000 He's gone beyond everything.
00:04:30.000 Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense.
00:04:32.000 Nothing makes sense. We all had a single target, and he's just invited all these random...
00:04:36.000 Nothing makes sense anymore.
00:04:38.000 There's no single targets anymore.
00:04:39.000 We can't close. There's too many.
00:04:41.000 It makes complete sense.
00:04:43.000 It doesn't. It does.
00:04:46.000 No, but that makes that.
00:04:48.000 I have faith in this man.
00:04:50.000 There is no plan, Rory.
00:04:52.000 Rory, you have faith in nothing, something that doesn't exist.
00:04:57.000 There was no plan.
00:04:58.000 Anything you believe is real.
00:05:01.000 Right. Take it from the mind.
00:05:03.000 I open it. Open the mind.
00:05:08.000 Andrew, we're in elephant world.
00:05:10.000 We're in elephant world.
00:05:11.000 Nothing makes sense. There's elephants everywhere.
00:05:13.000 Monkey realm. Rory did leave with the pizzas.
00:05:41.000 We all left.
00:05:42.000 I've driven the other girls home.
00:05:44.000 There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
00:05:48.000 That does sound like... In the pool eating pizza.
00:05:53.000 So... That is a Rory thing to do.
00:05:57.000 If he is eating pizza...
00:05:59.000 But how would he eat it in the pool?
00:06:01.000 I don't understand. He must be getting it wet.
00:06:04.000 Wet pizza? Andrew, are you eating pizza in the pool?
00:06:07.000 No way, it's him, bro. I don't even like the pool.
00:06:11.000 They left their hat. One of my girls messages me since she's driven home.
00:06:13.000 There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza in the pool.
00:06:18.000 Nice. Andrew, you get in. Rory.
00:06:25.000 Hey, bro. Did you scare the girls away?
00:06:27.000 What are you all about? Rory, is that pizza?
00:06:30.000 That is pizza. Hold on.
00:06:31.000 What are you all about? Yeah, let's talk about pizza.
00:06:34.000 There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool.
00:06:38.000 Oh, that was me. Why?
00:06:41.000 I'm living my best life. Do you think I live in a million dollar house with a luxurious swimming pool?
00:06:51.000 You didn't get in the pool.
00:07:02.000 Rory is kicking the house.
00:07:03.000 He's the greatest man alive.
00:07:07.000 Rory, that does actually look quite fun.
00:07:11.000 But that does look fun.
00:07:13.000 So Tristan. Why did you buy a floating island?
00:07:17.000 So I can't eat pizza on a floating island and live my best life in the sun.
00:07:23.000 Well, Tristan. You are a bit of a killjoy, Tristan.
00:07:29.000 This is atmosphere.
00:07:32.000 He paid for the pizza.
00:07:34.000 He did pay for the pizza. Thanks, Tristan.
00:07:40.000 Tristan, we have more cookies, don't worry.
00:07:45.000 Tristan! I'm locking my door.
00:07:47.000 You can't lock us out.
00:07:49.000 Yes, I can. Rory, I'll join you.
00:07:56.000 Do you want a slice? Yeah.
00:07:58.000 It's alright. It's the worst boat I've ever seen.
00:08:03.000 It is quite shit.
00:08:06.000 I'm going to sail the 17.
00:08:09.000 Like this. Roy, I think it's actually going to be quite difficult for you to get out.
00:08:14.000 Nah, easy. Use my hand as it happens.
00:08:19.000 Maybe I am wrong.
00:08:21.000 Yeah, I'm out. Basically.
00:08:22.000 It's just gonna be hard not getting my pizza box wet, so I might have to stay until all the pizza's gone.
00:08:26.000 Pffft.
00:08:28.000 Pffft.
00:08:30.000 That's not real.
00:08:32.000 It's not a plant.
00:08:33.000 This is real pizza, Luke.
00:08:35.000 Look. It's real.
00:08:41.000 I don't want to get my pizza wet.
00:08:43.000 This cost Tristan good money.
00:08:47.000 That is nice of you. At least you're not wasting Tristan's money.
00:08:49.000 I won't waste Tristan's money.
00:08:51.000 Yeah, that is nice of you.
00:08:54.000 That's what I mean. Tristan's so unappreciated.
00:08:56.000 He is, isn't he? Tristan, you're a cunt.
00:09:02.000 Rory just cares about your well-being and it's how you treat him Tristan he needs your help I I feel like Pizza Impossible is getting up very badly.
00:09:20.000 Shit. Yeah.
00:09:25.000 I'm super glad I recorded that.
00:09:29.000 I knew it was going to be hard.
00:09:37.000 No, Rory, you're going to miss.
00:09:40.000 Yes! Just a bit across.
00:09:43.000 That was a good loss. Alright, Rory.
00:09:45.000 I'm slightly impressed. You made me win it be over.
00:09:49.000 I've got a wet foot and a one pizza down.
00:09:52.000 I won't be beaten.
00:09:54.000 Now I'm anchored nicely.
00:09:56.000 Tristan, you didn't want to waste your money, but you wouldn't help him get out.
00:09:58.000 He just broke the island.
00:10:01.000 Shit! This is not going well.
00:10:05.000 One. Shit!
00:10:12.000 That was an ordeal.
00:10:16.000 What am I going to do about this?
00:10:17.000 Three minute rule? I don't know why you're laughing.
00:10:27.000 I've got to order a new one now. It's your card on the app.
00:10:30.000 You've won me over, Roy. I'm happy now.
00:10:32.000 You've won me over. I'm convinced this was a good idea.
00:10:40.000 Good.
00:10:41.000 Got a wet foot.
00:10:44.000 Yeah.
00:10:45.000 Pop.
00:10:46.000 So, we've decided we don't talk about the So, we've decided we don't talk to Rory anymore.
00:11:10.000 No, we're making an agreement.
00:11:12.000 Me and Luke are making a pact between both of us not to talk to Rory until at least tomorrow.
00:11:18.000 At least. At least.
00:11:19.000 We might decide we don't want to talk to him at all.
00:11:21.000 Exactly. Forever. Forever.
00:11:22.000 We'll see how it goes. Yeah.
00:11:24.000 24 hours until tomorrow, no talking to Rory.
00:11:26.000 Cool. We're going to trial it. He's going to try and get me here.
00:11:30.000 Okay, but you do agree. Yes, I do agree.
00:11:33.000 All right. Not talking to Rory. Not talking to Rory.
00:11:35.000 We'll see how it goes. I'm not replying to those.
00:11:41.000 Oh shit, I just replied.
00:11:42.000 But still, I'm not talking to you two either.
00:11:48.000 So Tristan, how was your day?
00:11:50.000 Wonderful. There's this cunt called Rory.
00:11:53.000 So, me and Luke decided not to talk to Rory anymore.
00:11:58.000 So, you just missed Rory jumping in this hot tub wearing loads of clothes and now apparently he's gonna go lay on Luke's bed.
00:12:06.000 But we can't talk to him.
00:12:07.000 We can't give in. We've been ignoring him for hours.
00:12:09.000 Yeah. He splashed water all over my wireless charger, which is probably broken now.
00:12:14.000 He's basically a terrorist.
00:12:15.000 He's become a terrorist. And we cannot negotiate with him.
00:12:17.000 Try to get us to talk to him.
00:12:19.000 Yeah. I don't want to talk to him.
00:12:21.000 I don't either. He can't make us, can he?
00:12:23.000 He can't make us. He really can't.
00:12:24.000 We can't ignore him forever. Yep, we can.
00:12:26.000 Try to do all this bullshit. If needs be, I'll float myself to the middle of the pool in that white thing and just stay away from it.
00:12:32.000 Although he would sink you. Why do I know him?
00:12:37.000 So we live with the terrorist.
00:12:39.000 Yeah, she's coming back.
00:12:41.000 Tell you what, that's a weird experience.
00:12:51.000 You are gonna have a wet dream tonight.
00:12:53.000 It's frisking!
00:13:07.000 Is it happening to you too?
00:13:10.000 It's happening to me too!
00:13:16.000 Oh Bye.
00:13:19.000 you Tristan, I might just leave the house.
00:13:23.000 I might leave the house too.
00:13:25.000 You might just have to leave.
00:13:27.000 I have no faith. What's up guys?
00:13:30.000 What's up? For the sake of the camera, someone's touching my foot.
00:13:42.000 It is not me.
00:13:43.000 And I'm gonna throw a super hard kick, as hard as I can kick, if I feel anything touching my foot again.
00:13:48.000 The only choice I have.
00:13:52.000 No comment, Your Honor.
00:13:54.000 No comment. Climber, go!
00:14:23.000 Get out of the corner, Luke! 30 seconds!