Tate Speech - Napoleon joins Top G's Birthday | Tate Confidential Ep 207

The Matrix has finally cracked and the truth has finally come out. Elon Musk has finally broken their grip on the world, and we can finally talk about it. We are on the right side of history, and as history will look back on this pivotal moment in human history, we will see how brave it was to stand up to the Matrix and speak the truth about what they were trying to do to us, and how we are now free to do the same. This is a moment in history that will forever change the way we look at the world and the world we live in, and I'm proud to be a part of it. I hope you enjoy this episode, and if you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and tell your friends and family about it! I'm not gonna rant at the cinema, I'll rant in the cinema after the movie, but I think that's probably not a good idea. If you're not a fan of movies, you can skip the movie and just skip the rest of the movie. It's not a big deal, it's not that bad, right? xoxo. -Eugene - The Ranting Man - P.S. Sorry for the audio quality in this episode. I'm still trying to work out the kinks in this one, so apologies if it's a little choppy, I don't know if it'll get better next time. - EJ - I'll try to make it better in the next episode - I'm trying to keep it better next week. - I promise! - Ej - Olly - Tom - Thank you so much love you're a good friend of mine! - Tom's Dad's and I'll get back to you soon! - Cheers! - OJ :D - Tom is a good guy, Tom's P.E. - Tom - Tom's new book is out next week! - Tim's new album is out soon, so don't forget to send me a review of the new album, I'm looking forward to it! - I hope that you like it - Tom has a good one! - PODCAST - - Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 3:30 - 5:00 5:15 - 8:40 - 6:00 | 7:30 | 8:30 9:15 11:15 | 11:00 // 11:30 // 12:00 / 12:15 // 13:00 & 14:00 + 15:40 16:10 17:40 | 15:00 @ Aikido?

00:00:00.000 Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm good friend.

00:00:11.000 I'm in the middle of a poker game, but since this is the battle for humanity against the Satanists and the Matrix

00:00:16.000 with its constant deception of the populace, I thought I would jump

00:00:19.000 in and say hello to everybody.

00:00:20.000 There's liberal NGOs which will sponsor agents of the Matrix.

00:00:33.000 They'll sponsor females to end up in a house party and then lie to try and put you in a Romanian jail cell and get you sitting with the cockroaches in a dungeon. 1.00

00:00:41.000 And it's a very scary world where you get to a point where you're only trying to tell the truth.

00:00:46.000 And they're gonna punish you for that using endless lawfare.

00:00:49.000 And this battle has only just begun.

00:00:52.000 But the matrix has truly cracked now and it's gonna be extremely hard to lie to us like they did before with X the way it currently is.

00:00:58.000 And I think it came at exactly the right time.

00:01:00.000 I almost, without trying to sound pessimistic, there was a point where I kind of felt like I was losing hope.

00:01:05.000 You couldn't tell the truth about anything.

00:01:07.000 Everything was a lie.

00:01:08.000 Everything from head to toe was a lie.

00:01:10.000 And they're trying to lock us all back in our houses again.

00:01:12.000 And we can finally talk about it.

00:01:13.000 It's truly heroic. And Elon's taking massive risk.

00:01:16.000 And the respect I have for him for doing that is enormous.

00:01:20.000 Absolutely. I mean, this is what happened.

00:01:22.000 I'm going to shut up. Don't hear from Elon.

00:01:23.000 But this is so historic. Elon Musk's courage has broken the back of the global list.

00:01:29.000 They'll never be able to turn this around again unless they have a nuclear war.

00:01:33.000 Elon Musk has broken their...

00:01:40.000 Some people are afraid to die.

00:01:43.000 And you know what?

00:01:45.000 It's kind of crazy because I was talking to someone the other day and I was explaining, they were asking about my seizure, how they took all my houses, all my money, all my cars, blah, blah.

00:01:52.000 And I said, you never truly own anything on this earth anyway.

00:01:55.000 You can have a piece of paper that says you own it, but if you piss off the government structures, they just get a judge to stamp a different piece of paper and you no longer own it.

00:02:01.000 The only thing you own is your soul and your integrity and this is the one thing they cannot take away from you no matter what they do to you.

00:02:07.000 And that is the best feeling on earth.

00:02:08.000 It doesn't matter if You can sell your soul to the devil and repeat what they want you to say, but then you truly own nothing.

00:02:14.000 And I think that as history books look back on this pivotal moment when X was finally freed and the information of the world could finally be spoken freely, I really do believe we're on the right side of history.

00:02:25.000 And if you were to ask me if there's anything worth dying for, it would be for the freedom of humanity and to be on the right side of history.

00:02:29.000 So I agree with you absolutely on that.

00:02:31.000 Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, void, turn in the

00:02:42.000 void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.

00:02:47.000 You need to go tell your big brother happy birthday.

00:02:53.000 It is his birthday. Where is he?

00:02:54.000 He's in the war room. Happy birthday to you.

00:03:16.000 I'm not singing. That's it.

00:03:19.000 That's it. That's all you get.

00:03:24.000 Happy birthday to me.

00:03:35.000 Sparkling apple drink.

00:03:37.000 Nice. And cigarettes.

00:03:41.000 Happy birthday.

00:03:47.000 Where's the popcorn? We've got these instead.

00:03:51.000 Bro, we're at a movie theater.

00:03:53.000 Where's the popcorn?

00:03:54.000 We've got Sarmale instead.

00:03:55.000 Let me tell you what they do have at this movie theater, but they don't have at your movie theater.

00:03:59.000 What? Booze.

00:04:00.000 No way. This movie's gonna upset me loads.

00:04:02.000 Every time there's a historical inaccuracy...

00:04:05.000 No, I'm not gonna rant at the cinema. You're not gonna rant at the cinema?

00:04:07.000 I will not rant at the cinema. I'll let you watch the movie and I'll rant after.

00:04:10.000 Rant during the movie. Right?

00:04:12.000 I think that's a good idea. Rant during the movie.

00:04:14.000 I will rant. Ruin the movie for everybody with your rant.

00:04:18.000 It's only off in there now. Yes, sir.

00:04:21.000 Well then. Alright, fine.

00:04:23.000 You're very nuts. Thank you. 0.99

00:04:25.000 Let's go. I'm here to myself, Aikido.

00:04:28.000 It's called Buy Every Ticket Aikido. 1.00

00:04:31.000 I'm a fucking quitter. I think I can't. 0.99

00:04:34.000 I guess I can't.

00:04:42.000 Surrendered without conflict. 1.00

00:04:44.000 It's a fucking joke. 1.00

00:04:46.000 Google Napoleon's Italy campaign. 1.00

00:04:48.000 Surrendered without conflict. It's not true.

00:04:49.000 They're just skipping the bit out of the movie.

00:04:52.000 But if you're going to skip the bit out of the movie where he conquers Italy, don't just think they're surrounded without conflict.

00:04:58.000 The Battle of the Pyramids happened miles away from the actual pyramids, by the way.

00:05:03.000 Miles and miles. He named the Battle of the Pyramids to make it sound sexier, but it happened really, really far away.

00:05:11.000 Stupid. I'll be honest, that was a 10 out of 10. 1.00

00:05:16.000 Why did they make every movie some dude cuck over some bitch? 1.00

00:05:19.000 Every movie is some dude crying over some hoe. 1.00

00:05:23.000 Bro, you're emperor of France. 1.00

00:05:25.000 There's no pussy in Paris? Tristan, I learned a lot about history today. 1.00

00:05:30.000 I am pissed. I am pissed.

00:05:32.000 Steven Spielberg, get on the phone.

00:05:35.000 I will personally put up 50 million dollars towards the budget of an actual Napoleon movie.

00:05:40.000 Everything was wrong with that movie. 0.96

00:05:42.000 From start to end, right in the opening scene, he's at the fucking execution of Marie Antoinette when he was campaigning in Italy. 1.00

00:05:49.000 By the way, they said Italy surrendered without a fucking single shot fired. 0.99

00:05:52.000 Without a single shot fired? 1.00

00:05:54.000 Does anyone look this up? 1.00

00:05:56.000 If Joaquin Phoenix had just read the memoirs of Napoleon, his own words, he'd know not to play a fucking man-child! 0.98

00:06:02.000 He'd know to play a fucking great general of history, the greatest man, the smartest scientific mind of the whole French Republic in the 1800s. 1.00

00:06:10.000 Plus he was pussy whips. Yeah, and plus he's crying about his bitch all the time. 1.00

00:06:14.000 Why is he crying about his bitch all the time? 1.00

00:06:15.000 And Austerlitz was not some fucking sandwich with French with cannons above a fucking leg. 1.00

00:06:20.000 Listen, Austerlitz... The Russians had the high grounds first of all, the Pratsid Heights, and the French army purposefully weakened its right flank so the Russians and the Austrians thought it was weak. 0.99

00:06:30.000 They committed all the troops to the right flank, Napoleon fought his way to the top, dragged the cannons to the top, then returned troops to his weakened flank, and then when the Russians and the Austrians got shook and started running away, he fired cannons at them, and some of them sank into frozen ponds.

00:06:44.000 Some of them. It wasn't some big frozen lake trap that he'd set.

00:06:49.000 Why not just make the battles accurate?

00:06:51.000 That's not what happened in the movie.

00:06:52.000 Why is he sitting down talking to Arthur Wellesley?

00:06:55.000 They never met.

00:06:56.000 After the battle, he didn't walk onto their boats, he went back to Paris. 0.98

00:07:00.000 Well, it's gay. 0.99

00:07:01.000 It's gay. I thought it was good too. 0.96

00:07:04.000 I thought it was really good. I learned a lot of history from Eddie Marcel.

00:07:06.000 Steven Spielberg, $50 million.

00:07:08.000 I've got $50 million for you.

00:07:10.000 Call me up. Let's make a better Napoleon movie.

00:07:16.000 No way! Bro, I play with him until 7 in the morning.

00:07:26.000 It's over now.

00:07:28.000 It's over. How will you ever financially recover?

00:07:32.000 You can no longer pay the bills.

00:07:34.000 You cannot financially recover.

00:07:35.000 That's an amazing case.

00:07:37.000 I need more phones.

00:07:45.000 and I'll see you next time.

00:07:46.000 Now I've got gold phone cases that says top G. In 24 karat gold.

00:07:51.000 In 24 karat gold, but I have to wear the SSB one.

00:07:53.000 Sorry. I'm sorry.

00:07:55.000 It's better. It's just better.

00:07:57.000 24 karat gold top G. Sorry.

00:08:00.000 And this is for the 15 or the 14?

00:08:02.000 Uh, 15. Can you do me a favor?

00:08:04.000 In the drawers in between the computers, I have about four brand new iPhone 15s, which I've never used for no reason, because I'm rich as fuck, and I bought 20. 0.96

00:08:09.000 So can you bring me one? So I now carry three phones all the time, so I have the phone case. 0.65

00:08:17.000 I've got another one, shit. Bring me two iPhones! 0.99

00:08:21.000 Sick. You've got to carry four phones, bro. 0.97

00:08:23.000 Four phones. Bro. Don't think I can't fill it with hoes. 1.00

00:08:27.000 I can fill these phones up, so I'll just have to get my shit together. 0.94

00:08:30.000 Yeah, have you ever run out of storage space on your contacts list because you've got too many hoes? 1.00

00:08:34.000 Or is that just me? 0.97

00:08:36.000 Sick. Thanks, dear.

00:08:40.000 You're welcome. Two brand new iPhones.

00:08:42.000 Sitting around the house. Twelve o'clock midnight.

00:08:50.000 Twelve o'clock midnight. Twelve o'clock midnight.

Tate Speech - January 08, 2024

Napoleon joins Top G's Birthday | Tate Confidential Ep 207

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