Tate Speech - July 27, 2022


NEVER EAT SUSHI ON A PRIVATE JET ✈️🤮💥💀 | Tate Confidential Ep.146


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

127.04715

Word Count

2,560

Sentence Count

408

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

In this episode, Tristan and Andrew reminisce about their days in high school, when they were rich and famous, and now they're broke and living in a five-star hotel in London, watching a movie in a private cinema, hiding from the public. They also talk about how much they've changed since then, and how much money they make now, thanks to social media and the internet, and why they don't drink as much as they used to. Also, they discuss the fact that they are now too famous to even walk the streets of London anymore, so they can't even go out in public without being recognized. And they're not the only ones who have changed, because they're now famous, too. They're in the public eye now, and they can do whatever they want, even if it's in the middle of the night in a 5 star hotel in a secret underground cinema, deep underground London, where no one can see them because of all the stabbing going on in the streets below them. And they also reminisce on the good ol' days when they made $200,000 a month, but now they make $3.5 million a month. And that's not even close to what they were making back then. It's a good old day in the life of a loser peasant brokie, and it's not as bad as it used to be. This was a good one, brokie. Enjoy! -Tristan and Andrew (Tristans: Andrew: . ( ) Tristan: (tristan: ) (Andrew: , ) ( ) ( ). (Lucie: ). Jake: : ( ) . : (Sushi: ), & (Jake: ): (Pt. ( ), ( : ) & and . ( ) , ( , ( ) & ( ) - ( . ) & ( . ) . ( ) - Is it Monday? Is it Tuesday? ? is it a Monday or or , or ? ) ? ( ) Is it a bad day? ( ) is it Tuesday, ? ? (?) ! Can it be a Monday/ Tuesday? ( ? ) , or is it Saturday?


Transcript

00:00:04.000 What? You see what's wrong, right?
00:00:05.000 It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.
00:00:09.000 Sushi! You're sushi!
00:00:11.000 Good show, man!
00:00:13.000 Good show, man!
00:00:24.000 Take one for the trip, man.
00:00:30.000 Good show, man!
00:00:32.000 Are we watching our life back?
00:00:46.000 We're watching Take Confidential in a private cinema.
00:00:48.000 Yeah. Best show ever.
00:00:52.000 Take Confidential, Take Confidential, Matrix inside of Inception Aikido.
00:00:57.000 And then one day we'll watch this episode of Take Confidential watching Take Confidential.
00:01:01.000 While doing Aikido in a Take Confidential.
00:01:05.000 We're starring Inception.
00:01:06.000 Now. We're in a five-star hotel.
00:01:08.000 There's a private cinema, deep underground London.
00:01:11.000 All the stabbing is above us.
00:01:13.000 We're down here. And they asked us, what movie do we want to watch?
00:01:17.000 And we said, the greatest movie in history.
00:01:20.000 Ah, it's Burger King!
00:01:27.000 You're boring. I'm in Romania.
00:01:30.000 You know what?
00:01:31.000 I'm eating nothing but Burger King.
00:01:35.000 Yeah, for COVID. No way.
00:01:37.000 That's a bad idea. Is Burger King shot?
00:01:40.000 It is. Shit.
00:01:42.000 Nice. So we go to London, and because we can't go on the street anymore...
00:01:45.000 Guys, I want to say something to take on that joke.
00:01:47.000 We are now so famous, we cannot walk the streets of London.
00:01:50.000 Everyone recognizes us instantly.
00:01:52.000 Yep. And, like, just comes up to us in huge groups, might get stabbed, whatever.
00:01:56.000 So now we have to hide.
00:01:58.000 So we're hiding Kensington's above us.
00:02:00.000 And we're hiding deep in a private cinema we've rented for a thousand pounds an hour to watch our own YouTube series.
00:02:07.000 Because we're too famous to go on the street.
00:02:09.000 Tristan, do you admit this is all your fault?
00:02:13.000 I might have to agree, Tristan.
00:02:15.000 Is this you on the TV right now?
00:02:16.000 That'd be mine. So who follows it?
00:02:18.000 Mine. Female. Yeah.
00:02:21.000 At least he admits it. So anyway, booze.
00:02:25.000 No, we don't need more booze.
00:02:27.000 So once you get an episode where I'm trying to convince you to booze.
00:02:29.000 And while you're filming, I'm trying to convince you to booze.
00:02:33.000 Ah, I remember this.
00:02:35.000 Yeah. We fucking got him!
00:02:37.000 We got him, didn't we? We fucking got you.
00:02:39.000 Andrew, we got you. Admit we got you.
00:02:41.000 This was a good episode.
00:02:43.000 This was a good episode. You know what?
00:02:45.000 This actually shows how much our life has changed.
00:02:48.000 Because back then, we were loser peasant brokies who made about 200,000 euro a month.
00:02:54.000 Literally. And now we make about three and a half million euros.
00:02:57.000 That was before I had the shoulder surgery.
00:02:59.000 Look at my Facebook. No, no.
00:03:01.000 That was before we flew on private jets.
00:03:03.000 Yeah. Look at you in the airport with a brokie.
00:03:05.000 I know. Flying first class.
00:03:07.000 First class like a brokie.
00:03:09.000 Like a fucking dork.
00:03:11.000 First class. Oh, business lounge.
00:03:14.000 Oh, business lounge.
00:03:15.000 Wait, is this booze? I bet you this is fucking booze.
00:03:18.000 Where's the booze? You were here. Welcome to the real world, Lucifer.
00:03:26.000 Yeah, I can.
00:03:28.000 Alright. Play it so I can tell myself off.
00:03:30.000 This is true. I caught myself saying something stupid.
00:03:37.000 Going to France. I said it's not whack, but it is.
00:03:43.000 It is whack. France is very whack.
00:03:45.000 I was naive.
00:03:47.000 I didn't know anything about business class.
00:03:50.000 Me being you. I was correct about booze, though.
00:03:53.000 Booze is actually ass, so he knows that.
00:03:57.000 And you know what?
00:03:59.000 To be honest, Tristan is more French than me.
00:04:01.000 To be honest, I was all wrong.
00:04:06.000 I'm more French than you.
00:04:08.000 You know what?
00:04:10.000 We're lucky. We're lucky that we can look back at our past selves.
00:04:14.000 And you can admit it. I can admit it.
00:04:15.000 You admit it. I admit it. Finally.
00:04:17.000 I admit it. After all these years, I've always been more friends.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, because we don't film enough.
00:04:29.000 I can't get my camera. Tristan just walks from his seat there, span in circles like that, and then downed his drink and shook it at us.
00:04:40.000 Why would I make that up?
00:04:41.000 You're a liar. My imagination is not that good.
00:04:43.000 It is. It's just what happened.
00:04:45.000 Wild imagination. Why are we drinking and eating popcorn on a private seminar on Tuesday night?
00:04:50.000 You two are losers. Is it Tuesday?
00:04:54.000 Some fucking broke-y day.
00:04:55.000 Yeah, I know it's a broke-y day, isn't it?
00:04:58.000 Definitely a broke-y day, but I feel like...
00:05:00.000 Is it Monday? Tristan, what do you...
00:05:02.000 Tristan, is it Monday or Tuesday?
00:05:07.000 It's not an answer. So we'll forever not know.
00:05:11.000 Isn't it sweetie? What do you think?
00:05:13.000 I'm guessing. What do you say Luke?
00:06:10.000 What do you say Luke? What is this?
00:06:12.000 Why are there shots here?
00:06:13.000 It's definitely a human mind.
00:06:22.000 It's 8 a.m. in the morning. You'd punch me.
00:06:28.000 The tooth bag has to make it any more lethal.
00:06:34.000 I mean, I can cure you with this ball.
00:06:37.000 Hold the ball in one hand, stab you with this ball.
00:06:39.000 Okay, how about this? I mean, I can cure you with this napkin.
00:06:41.000 The napkin doesn't add anything to it.
00:06:47.000 Yeah, welcome on board.
00:06:48.000 Thank you. Good news, Luke.
00:06:52.000 What? What's your favorite?
00:06:55.000 Body. It's not my favorite.
00:06:57.000 I don't like booze. I don't like any booze.
00:06:59.000 You don't like? Maybe we should spend this whole flight all sitting as far away from each other as possible.
00:07:04.000 One of us there, one of us here, one of us way back.
00:07:06.000 So we don't have to talk. So I don't want to talk to anyone.
00:07:09.000 Luke can go back to the Metaverse.
00:07:10.000 I could. But the Metaverse is $2,000 for 225 megabytes.
00:07:18.000 What are you, 4? That's literally unbelievable.
00:07:22.000 200 megabytes you can use in like two minutes.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, literally. We can afford to do that.
00:07:28.000 Yeah, but we're all going to have a hundred grand Wi-Fi bill.
00:07:31.000 Aikido. A hundred grand Wi-Fi bill Aikido.
00:07:35.000 A hundred grand Wi-Fi bill Aikido.
00:07:41.000 Fine. I'm connected to the Wi-Fi.
00:07:43.000 We're playing music the whole time.
00:07:47.000 Did Justin just make you admit it and he has none?
00:07:50.000 I admit you have made cigars.
00:07:52.000 I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
00:07:55.000 I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
00:07:57.000 No matter what, if I didn't want to open it, you'd never be able to get inside.
00:08:01.000 I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
00:08:06.000 I bet everything you want is in your trunk.
00:08:08.000 I bet everything you want is in your trunk.
00:08:09.000 We have three genetomics.
00:08:11.000 I have two aloe veras and three phenotics.
00:08:15.000 I have sushi for you. You ordered sushi, so I should...
00:08:19.000 I'm actually happy not to eat any food.
00:08:22.000 You'll have sushi.
00:08:24.000 And three genetomics.
00:08:26.000 Thank you.
00:08:27.000 You're welcome.
00:08:28.000 You have to pick which one you think is the most important.
00:08:31.000 One or less.
00:08:32.000 I have two things to tell you, Tom.
00:08:34.000 One is less.
00:08:36.000 One is silent.
00:08:39.000 The other is most important.
00:08:47.000 And the other is gay.
00:08:50.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:52.000 I'm a cosmo.
00:08:55.000 I'm going to go get a drink.
00:08:56.000 I admit I've never liked my brother.
00:09:00.000 I admit that.
00:09:02.000 Cigar?
00:09:04.000 Nah, I'm fine.
00:09:06.000 You're right.
00:09:08.000 You don't want a cigar, do you?
00:09:17.000 We just go on giant jets.
00:09:19.000 We don't need a jet of this size.
00:09:24.000 It's literally, people don't realize how big it is because they think it's just this little section.
00:09:29.000 They don't realize just how big this thing is.
00:09:31.000 So there's cigars in both cases.
00:09:47.000 Yes, and a bunch of cigars in the back.
00:09:49.000 You got them. Basically all cigars.
00:09:53.000 In my indestructible briefcase.
00:09:55.000 It's not indestructible. It is.
00:09:59.000 Admit it. Admit you don't want cigars.
00:10:04.000 I admit I don't want cigars. You admit it.
00:10:06.000 What do you mean? Yeah, Tristan also does have a...
00:10:08.000 I admit it all. I admit it all.
00:10:11.000 You always admit it so easy.
00:10:15.000 Because I don't care.
00:10:16.000 Why do you always admit it? It's a stupid joke.
00:10:18.000 I would never admit it.
00:10:20.000 You just did. You're on camera.
00:10:23.000 A few moments ago. Andrew made it.
00:10:24.000 Yes, I admit that. It's not admitting Aikido.
00:10:35.000 No. False.
00:10:44.000 We do, don't we?
00:10:49.000 It's getting fucking insane.
00:10:50.000 It's getting stupid now.
00:10:56.000 Yep, no one realizes.
00:10:57.000 We do fucking 12 hour days every fucking day.
00:11:02.000 That's what wins. Seven days a week.
00:11:04.000 That's what wins. Everyone else just finds a little hospital and they go get drugs with the girls.
00:11:08.000 While we're drinking, the moosey bitch, making money, Aikido, no sleep, wake up, bench press while working.
00:11:16.000 Aikido. They don't know Aikido.
00:11:17.000 They don't know the Aikido. You can actually sleep and work and fuck at the same time.
00:11:23.000 All three. At least don't run.
00:11:25.000 At least don't run. Secret technique.
00:11:29.000 Very tiny.
00:11:31.000 Andrew, you need to stop now.
00:11:39.000 We can play music forever.
00:11:43.000 It's gonna be like a hundred thousand dollars.
00:11:46.000 How much megabyte is each song?
00:11:51.000 No, how many megabytes is each song though?
00:11:55.000 Megabytes. Come here, man.
00:11:56.000 Hey, here you go. I'm mega rich.
00:12:00.000 No, but how many megabytes is each song?
00:12:03.000 Oh, I think he's saying we're mega rich.
00:12:06.000 No, megabytes.
00:12:08.000 Megabytes. Oh, megabytes.
00:12:09.000 No, not bite.
00:12:11.000 Like, bite. No. No, no, no.
00:12:21.000 Megabytes. If you won't spend a hundred thousand euro on wi-fi, you're a broki.
00:12:26.000 Is that the definition of broki now?
00:12:28.000 Oh, money!
00:12:30.000 But it's just music, it's just sound waves.
00:12:32.000 Are you scared of noise? Listen, if you're scared of playing your own music and you can't afford it, what does that make you?
00:12:39.000 It might make you a broki.
00:12:42.000 You guys can't just drink and spend a hundred thousand dollars on wi-fi.
00:12:45.000 Whatever I like. No, but it's money!
00:12:51.000 What is this?
00:12:58.000 You can't just get giant private jet shake.
00:13:00.000 This is stupid.
00:13:03.000 This is stupid, but I have to do it, don't I? Welcome to the real world, Luke. Welcome to big school, Luke.
00:13:21.000 This is stupid. You're stupid.
00:13:25.000 You see what's wrong, right?
00:13:31.000 It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.
00:13:37.000 Here we go. Something terrible's happened.
00:13:40.000 I was at dinner.
00:13:41.000 I sat at a table with a full-grown man at dinner.
00:13:46.000 Full-grown man. He looked normal, looked like a normal dude.
00:13:49.000 And we're going through the menu.
00:13:51.000 What do we want to eat? What do we want to eat?
00:13:53.000 Steak, veal, going through the menu.
00:13:56.000 And he sits there and he says, hmm, I think I'll try the sushi.
00:14:04.000 Sushi? You're a sushi eater.
00:14:07.000 There's no power in sushi.
00:14:10.000 Look at this power.
00:14:15.000 This comes from the food I eat.
00:14:18.000 You're telling me you're gonna get power from sushi?
00:14:21.000 A little piece of floppy fish, some rice in a circle.
00:14:26.000 Raw fish.
00:14:28.000 What do you mean? He doesn't understand.
00:14:31.000 It's about fried chicken, man.
00:14:33.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of full-grown adult deliberately, not on accident, deliberately eats sushi?
00:14:40.000 I caught my brother ordering sushi to the house.
00:14:45.000 Listen, we're jet masters, and I demanded fried chicken.
00:14:50.000 Yes. Here you are with fucking the weakest food.
00:14:52.000 Do you know who eats sushi? Little fucking soy boys.
00:14:55.000 Little fucking fucking Democrats.
00:14:57.000 Oh, actually, I'd like a sushi.
00:14:59.000 They do. They don't go out for fried fucking chicken.
00:15:02.000 What the fuck is wrong with people?
00:15:03.000 There's no power in sushi.
00:15:08.000 Correct. Yes.
00:15:09.000 Next. How the fuck do you think we paid for this jet, you piece of shit?
00:15:12.000 Sumo wrestling. Fucking sumo wrestling.
00:15:15.000 Sumo. I'll sumo you any day, any time.
00:15:19.000 I'll still sumo you. Little sushi here.
00:15:21.000 If you were to take the last ten people who ate fried chicken, the last ten people who ate sushi and put them in a battle to the death, admit the fried chicken.
00:15:28.000 In America. Anywhere, bro.
00:15:29.000 In the world. In the world.
00:15:31.000 In the world. No, but that's not the last ten people, is it?
00:15:39.000 Now... I want you to admit what you've done.
00:15:41.000 Just admit it. It's fine if you admit it.
00:15:43.000 Admit what you've done. If I admit it, give me some chicken.
00:15:47.000 So he wants the power.
00:15:49.000 He wants the power. So you realize after a few...
00:15:52.000 If I admit it, can I have some chicken?
00:15:53.000 After a few bites of sushi, you realize there's zero power in there.
00:15:57.000 And you realize you made a grave mistake.
00:16:01.000 What is this, Warren?
00:16:05.000 I fucking hope not.
00:16:07.000 Oh ****. Smells like G&T to me, Lou!
00:16:12.000 Yeah, booze is poignant.
00:16:14.000 Booze is ass. What's annoying about this?
00:16:22.000 It's so cold. Yeah, it's so cold.
00:16:24.000 No, what's annoying is, if I was a scumbag loser, This could be one, and no one would know.
00:16:33.000 But, I'm a man of integrity.
00:16:35.000 And I will down gin and tonics.
00:16:38.000 How much it hurts my stomach.
00:16:40.000 While eating. No matter.
00:16:42.000 Disapprove a point. The easiest thing to fake online.
00:16:45.000 We do it for real.
00:16:47.000 We do it for real! No, but my lawsuit.
00:16:51.000 I promise you guys, it's real.
00:16:53.000 I'm not a very good actor.
00:16:57.000 It's ass. Welcome to the real world, Luke.
00:17:00.000 It's ass and it's real.
00:17:02.000 I wish we just made it.
00:17:06.000 I hate booze. Booze is pure poison.
00:17:10.000 Take confidential fans, I'm telling you.
00:17:11.000 You might think you like booze.
00:17:13.000 Booze is poison. The amount of booze we drink.
00:17:16.000 All the comments. I love the truth of you guys.
00:17:18.000 No, no. They're wrong.
00:17:19.000 They don't get it. I love when a flag comes together.
00:17:22.000 When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
00:17:24.000 And it never stops. Let me tell you something about me.
00:17:26.000 My blood is heavily caffeinated.
00:17:29.000 All the time. I wake up and I have six coffees.
00:17:32.000 But I have about three cigars.
00:17:33.000 I'm heavily caffeinated.
00:17:35.000 Heavily nicotined. Gotta get some clues down.
00:17:38.000 Fried chicken. People always go, hey Tate, you look in such good shape, what's your meal plan?
00:17:45.000 Meal plan? It's true.
00:17:50.000 I'm naturally powerful.
00:17:52.000 Lemon slices in the booze.
00:17:54.000 Lemon slices, it's true.
00:17:56.000 I fucking hate booze.
00:17:58.000 Can we have three more G&Ts, please?
00:18:00.000 Let the real world in.
00:18:04.000 His ass.
00:18:08.000 I'm going to get a coffee.
00:18:10.000 Good.
00:18:11.000 Give me a minute. If I load the gun, you're scared.
00:18:16.000 I would genuinely be scared.
00:18:18.000 If I load the gun, you're scared a minute.
00:18:20.000 I would be scared if you load the gun.
00:18:22.000 Boom. Boom. That would worry me.
00:18:24.000 Boom. Wait. What?
00:18:27.000 You see that move.
00:18:28.000 You see that move. You see that move.
00:18:29.000 Wait. You know them wants. What?
00:18:31.000 You know them wants. Wait.
00:18:33.000 Wait, what the f-? We're not on- Wait, they move- We're not on a pro-boy chat.
00:18:38.000 Oh, sorry, nerd. I don't want to look at you.
00:18:42.000 Wait! Wait!
00:18:44.000 Wait a second, no!
00:18:45.000 Can you hear me? You've just been welcome to big school.
00:18:49.000 Big school has these chairs.
00:18:51.000 Holy shit. This can't be real.
00:18:53.000 Can't be real. No, it's time to turn the chair.
00:18:56.000 No, but we don't need booze. We have chairs.
00:18:59.000 We have chairs now.
00:19:00.000 We figure it out. They lock as well.
00:19:03.000 You can lock them. My heart hurts.
00:19:07.000 My fucking body.
00:19:09.000 My brain. At least you can have the vaccine.
00:19:12.000 Send for that! I fucking hate booze.
00:19:15.000 I don't know. Keep dreaming.
00:19:17.000 Over to the real world! Tristan enjoys the booze, Andrew hates the booze, but does it anyway.
00:19:22.000 And I just do it because both of them...
00:19:24.000 I love it when a plan comes together.
00:19:41.000 I wonder who will get that by us.
00:19:42.000 I love it when a plan comes together.
00:19:44.000 Only Ricks that... We might be Ricks.
00:20:08.000 Are we finally rich?