This episode is about a guy who's on a plane and wants to make a burger that tastes like a McDonald's Quarter Pounder, but with twice the flavor and twice the calories. Also, it's about time someone invented a quarter pounder that's better than the standard one, and it's called the Quarter Pound Mac. And that's not even half as good as the one you're eating right now. This episode was written and produced by me and my good friend Luke. Thank you so much for listening and supporting this podcast. We really appreciate it and we hope you enjoy this episode. We'll be back next week with a new episode where we talk about a bunch of other stuff. We hope you like it, and we'll see you next week. XOXO, Luke and Joe xoxo Luke and Tom Luke and Andrew Tom and John Off to Monte Carlo Joe and John Andrea and Andrea Cheers, Cheers! Timestamps: 4:00 - What are you eating? 5:30 - What do you like about it? 6:20 - What's your favorite meal? 7:15 - What would you like to eat? 8:40 - Is it good? 9:00- What is your favorite thing to eat on the plane? 10:00 11:15- What are your favorite food? 12:30- What's the worst thing you ve eaten so far? 15: What s your favourite thing? 16:40- Is it better than yours? 17:20- How do you would you be eating it the best meal of the day? 19:00 Is it a good meal of your day so far ? 21:00 Are you eating it right now? 22:00 Do you think you re eating it better? 25:00 What s the worst meal you ve got the best thing that you ve been eating right? 26:00 Would you like me to make you eat it more? 27:00 Can you eat something better than someone else is eating it more than you are eating something else? 29:00: Is there a better than you ve ever eaten something that you like? 30:00 Does it taste better than that? 31:00 Have a question or would you want to eat something else better than this? 32:00 -- Is it more like you ve had a better piece of bread?
00:07:13.000Basically poison. So, you get nice chicken nuggets, you put it there, and you make a super Big Mac.
00:07:20.000This is how they should sell Big Macs, but maybe I should take over McDonald's.
00:07:25.000It's alright, don't worry, I have an idea.
00:07:29.000Jason, what are you doing? I'm making a super fillet of fish.
00:07:34.000We all know fillet of fishes are the best sandwiches that McDonald's sell.
00:07:37.000Everybody knows that. So if I scrape the sauce and the fish and the cheese from this one and transplant it into this one, I have double the flavor Double the flavor.
00:07:51.000Double the flavor. With half of the bread.
00:07:55.000So wait, wait, so why don't they sell these?
00:10:32.000Okay. Then you open up your Big Mac and you take this piece of bread that they put in the middle of the Big Mac.
00:10:38.000You scrape off the cheesy saucy goodness.
00:10:41.000Okay. And you replace the piece of bread with your quarter pound meat slab.
00:10:47.000Okay. Then you have a Big Mac, but instead of having a crappy piece of bread in the middle, you have a quarter pounder slice in the middle.
00:11:00.000Mm-hmm. Why does no one come up with this stuff?
00:11:03.000I know, you'd think that a multi-billion dollar corporation like McDonald's could think a little bit and actually come up with products that are decent.