Tate Speech


OPERATION BELARUS PT 1 | Tate Confidential Ep. 99


Summary

It's not even 8am and the boys are already drunk. Luke and Andrew are trying to figure out what's going on in the world after a night of drinking, and they're not even on the bus yet. Luke has had 10 G&T's and Andrew has 9, but they can't seem to stop talking about it. Will they make it to the airport in time for their flight to Poland? Or will they be stranded in the middle of the night in a foreign country with no idea where they're going and no idea what to do about it? We'll find out on this episode of The Duke and Duke, featuring special guest, Luke's cousin Andrew, and special guest Luke's best friend, Duke. Listen to this episode to find out what s going on with the boys in the early hours of the morning in the real world, and why they think it's a good idea to drink a lot of booze in the first place. Enjoy the episode, and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! xoxo, Duke and Luke - The Duke & Duke and the Duke, Luke, And the Duke & the Duke . Thanks for listening and supporting the podcast, and stay tuned for more episodes like this and more! Love ya! -Duke and Duke xxx - Luke, Andrew, XOXO Thank you so much for being here, Luke & Duke, and we hope you enjoy this episode, we really appreciate all the support, love ya, bye, bye. -Luke & Duke xOXO. Love you, bye! -P. XO, Luke xo. P.S. Luke & Andrew xo, P.M. PS. The Duke xo - Luke & G. xo - Oohoo - P.A. - OOOO - - BOBBIE - D. CHECK OUT THE DADDY XO. - EJ & JUICY - SONGS - CHEESE - PODCAST - JACO - SZN - GABBY - RYAN XO - BABYXO - PASCO - JOKER - MOBYX - POTTERYO - JOSEPH - KAROLO - GASOLO


Transcript

00:00:02.000 So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
00:00:05.000 I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
00:00:10.000 I like that. I can roll this way.
00:00:12.000 Yeah. Now we're talking.
00:00:49.000 Nice healthy breakfast for your cousin, Andrew.
00:00:53.000 It's literally not even 6 a.m., man.
00:00:55.000 Sorry, we'll sit down with some of that.
00:00:57.000 Yeah. Sure.
00:00:59.000 White wine is that sweet. Can you tell me?
00:01:05.000 A glass of white wine? Well, I thought it was grape juice.
00:01:10.000 It basically is. The other difference between wine and grape juice.
00:01:16.000 One's older. That's it.
00:01:21.000 You ever hear the story about the king who lives in the castle and he was trying to plow his fields?
00:01:30.000 They're making things up.
00:01:32.000 And the queen didn't want him to because she'd rather he stay at home and become a watercolorist.
00:01:42.000 I'm not talking to Andrew.
00:01:46.000 What's for breakfast?
00:01:48.000 Cheese. Nice.
00:01:50.000 And wassons.
00:01:54.000 Nice wassons.
00:01:57.000 Special bread.
00:02:03.000 Fuck off things, sir.
00:02:06.000 Why is Luke's shirt so clean?
00:02:07.000 I've had 10 G&T's.
00:02:09.000 He's had 9, that's why.
00:02:10.000 It's 7.30 a.m.
00:02:11.000 Oh, it's 7.30 in the morning.
00:02:13.000 7.45 actually.
00:02:14.000 Lunch time. Got tissue for his issue.
00:02:20.000 Luke, here you go. Here you go, mate.
00:02:21.000 Here you go. Here you go.
00:02:23.000 Here's the tissue for your issue.
00:02:24.000 For the tears. For the tears.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
00:02:30.000 One more booze. Is it booze?
00:02:32.000 What is it? You ordered it.
00:02:34.000 What is it? Welcome to Tonic.
00:02:44.000 Welcome to the real world.
00:02:50.000 It's not even 8 a.m.
00:02:51.000 yet. 749.
00:02:54.000 It's almost 8.
00:02:55.000 We've only had 15 drinks.
00:02:59.000 Yeah, right. It's 8 a.m.
00:03:00.000 I asked for a hot dog.
00:03:18.000 This is sweet, huh? I didn't ask.
00:03:20.000 It's sweet in my beer. I removed the asphalt.
00:03:25.000 I just wanted a hot dog.
00:03:30.000 You got me beer and Doritos.
00:03:34.000 It's cold in my brain.
00:03:36.000 These aren't hot dogs. So?
00:03:37.000 Hot dog would have been hot.
00:03:39.000 Cold beer Aikido. The cold beer.
00:03:42.000 Yeah, we like those. Nice cold beer.
00:03:44.000 What's your problem? You ever hear the story about the king with the queen and the fields?
00:03:51.000 No. That's it.
00:03:55.000 How's the beer, Luke? I said I wanted hot dogs.
00:03:59.000 I think you wanted hot dogs. This isn't a hot dog.
00:04:00.000 But I was buying. And I have fucking Doritos.
00:04:03.000 I don't like Doritos. Yeah, but I need to get you them to stop me from doing something stupid.
00:04:07.000 In hot dog, how many vowels are there?
00:04:11.000 Two. In beer, how many vowels are there?
00:04:14.000 One. One?
00:04:16.000 There's E twice.
00:04:18.000 E-ear? E-E. Vowel.
00:04:21.000 Are you drunk? We're not talking about syllables.
00:04:22.000 Did you just say own vowels?
00:04:24.000 I thought you said... No, in hot dog there's two O's, and in beer there's two E's.
00:04:29.000 Okay, I thought it was syllables. So there's the same amount of vowels.
00:04:32.000 So we admit that beer is effectively hot dogs.
00:04:35.000 It's exactly the same. More nutritious.
00:04:37.000 Nice drinkable glass.
00:04:39.000 Welcome to the real world, Luke.
00:04:40.000 Look at the big school. Fish and booze.
00:04:45.000 XRP is a scam.
00:04:48.000 Sell it all. Sell all of it.
00:04:52.000 Duke. We're up over 50% today.
00:04:56.000 We went on a plane and now we're up 50%.
00:04:58.000 We should sell it all. It's a scam.
00:05:00.000 Scams pump the hardest. Why are we in Warsaw?
00:05:06.000 So I say we go to...
00:05:08.000 Poland.
00:05:15.000 Why are we in Warsaw while scam pumps to the moon?
00:05:19.000 Does that make sense?
00:05:21.000 All right, they've got roads, they've got boos, and tech, which is a mini bar.
00:05:24.000 Mini boos. Is Warsaw nice?
00:05:28.000 It looks very German. Fuck off in Germany.
00:05:32.000 Are you guys sure you didn't trick me?
00:05:34.000 We're not in Germany. Ooh, fuck off in Germany.
00:05:38.000 The mini bar stopped properly.
00:05:41.000 Two bullets, two runs.
00:05:42.000 Two Hennessys, three whiskeys.
00:05:44.000 Well guys, I'm worried that we're in Germany.
00:05:47.000 Mask police didn't stop me though.
00:05:49.000 So maybe we're not in Germany.
00:05:52.000 I like Poland.
00:06:02.000 Poland's super nice.
00:06:05.000 Nice hotel.
00:06:08.000 It's nice. Too bad everything's closed.
00:06:12.000 I don't know why I'm here.
00:06:16.000 We're in Poland. I know, I've been to Poland before.
00:06:19.000 What do you mean you've been here before?
00:06:21.000 Tell me you've been to places before.
00:06:25.000 This is my first time Poland.
00:06:26.000 I'm excited. I'm out there.
00:06:29.000 I'm out there. Try my best guys.
00:06:58.000 Try my best. Do you know your coffees?
00:07:01.000 Yeah. I know.
00:07:05.000 He got you. Poland got me.
00:07:09.000 They got you. Me and Andrew are drinking at 3am yesterday.
00:07:12.000 What happened to you? I went back.
00:07:16.000 Why? Why does your cousin go to bed all the time?
00:07:19.000 I don't know. Why does he go to bed?
00:07:21.000 Isn't he the young one?
00:07:22.000 Shouldn't he have more energy than us?
00:07:24.000 It's true. Something wrong.
00:07:26.000 Good morning. Fixed it for you.
00:07:35.000 I fixed your problem. This didn't solve any problem I had.
00:07:37.000 No, you had a problem and I fixed it.
00:07:38.000 I didn't. I had a nice coffee.
00:07:40.000 We had a problem. Me, you, and A. If I don't get a beer in the next five minutes, I'm going to fucking kill somebody.
00:07:46.000 That would have been a problem. Yeah.
00:07:48.000 That would have been a problem. It would have been a huge problem if I murder somebody.
00:07:50.000 Yeah. If I don't get a beer in the next few minutes, I'm going to kill somebody.
00:07:54.000 You understand that, right?
00:07:55.000 I understand. So I now understand the problem.
00:07:57.000 Yeah, the problem is someone was about to die.
00:07:59.000 Yeah. Because you're a psycho.
00:08:05.000 Good thing they served for you.
00:08:06.000 Good thing. Good thing.
00:08:07.000 I was gonna say someone's white.
00:08:08.000 That was close.
00:08:09.000 Well, Luke.
00:08:10.000 It's your move.
00:08:11.000 He's like, I'm done.
00:08:12.000 I'm done.
00:08:19.000 Your move.
00:08:21.000 Please like and subscribe.
00:08:23.000 We're the only guys in business class.
00:08:28.000 That's why we've reached levels.
00:08:36.000 That's why we've unlocked the secret levels.
00:08:38.000 Like brigades. He would love another one.
00:08:48.000 Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
00:08:55.000 Beautiful, isn't it? It's not.
00:08:56.000 It's never-ending. Somehow, it never empties.
00:09:00.000 It never empties? It's the never-emptying cup.
00:09:03.000 And I just wish it was water.
00:09:04.000 No, in business class, cups don't empty.
00:09:06.000 I know. But my water cup seems to be emptying.
00:09:09.000 If you look at the comparison, I don't know.
00:09:11.000 I think it's different cups. They got the wrong cup for each drink.
00:09:15.000 I don't know. The water is cheap.
00:09:17.000 If you had one cup that never emptied, you'd choose the gin and tonic cup.
00:09:20.000 You could sell them. Pour them out.
00:09:23.000 Tristan, you want to buy my gin and tonic cup?
00:09:25.000 No thanks. You sure? Nope.
00:09:28.000 Got my own. You hear that sound?
00:09:36.000 That's the sound of your failure.
00:09:40.000 You're about to hear it from both sides now.
00:09:43.000 The sound of you being a loser.
00:09:45.000 What do you wake up to the real world?
00:09:48.000 You're a gin and tonic.
00:09:50.000 It never ends. What does gin and tonic stand for?
00:09:52.000 What does G&T stand for?
00:09:54.000 Bad tonic. First class.
00:09:56.000 First class. First class.
00:10:05.000 First question for both of you.
00:10:10.000 I wonder if the viewers of Tate Confidential think the booze is fake.
00:10:17.000 Sir, I'll finish your question today.
00:10:19.000 I'll ask you a question. I think it's G&T. It's not fake.
00:10:24.000 I don't really know it's not fake.
00:10:26.000 It's not fake at all.
00:10:28.000 It's a real G&T. It's a real shaking I hear in my ears.
00:10:34.000 The coffee's real too.
00:10:36.000 This is real. So we've gotten papers and I have no idea what they say at all.
00:10:45.000 You told me to spell out this piece of paper, yes.
00:10:47.000 Yes. Anyway.
00:10:49.000 Ah, here. It says here.
00:10:52.000 Okay, translations. Well done.
00:10:53.000 Yeah, translations are there. Nice.
00:10:55.000 Do you have a pen? No.
00:10:56.000 No pen. He wants...
00:10:58.000 I only have notes worth 30 euros each.
00:11:00.000 And he wants to do this. Yeah.
00:11:03.000 That looks fun. What else do you use 30 euro on?
00:11:07.000 The driver's here in one second.
00:11:08.000 Yeah, yeah. And he's our driver.
00:11:10.000 Rich. Tristan.
00:11:13.000 Tristan, I'm gonna travel with him.
00:11:17.000 He does have clean shirt, doesn't he?
00:11:22.000 So we made it. Yes.
00:11:26.000 Exactly. Ooh, it's cold.
00:11:29.000 It is cold. You were right.
00:11:30.000 You did tell me it was cold here.
00:11:31.000 They bring a jacket down, which is cold.
00:11:33.000 Yep. It's cold, depressing, communist winter.
00:11:38.000 Nice. I speak Russian.
00:11:41.000 So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
00:11:44.000 I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
00:11:49.000 I like that. I can roll this way.
00:11:51.000 Yeah. I'm an old school kind of guy.
00:11:55.000 I can happily roll this thing, you know?
00:11:58.000 All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.
00:12:06.000 Nice. We're eating Belarus.
00:12:07.000 Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?
00:12:09.000 Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.