Tate Speech - OPERATION BELARUS PT 2 | Tate Confidential Ep. 100

Tristan and Andrew are in Minsk, Belarus, and the minibar at the Hotel Europe has more booze than they can handle, and they don t even know where to get it. Will they be able to find it? Or will they get lost in the streets of Minsk and end up at Burger King? The answer to all of these questions and more is... Burger King. Can they make it to Burger King before they run out of money? Or do they go to McDonald's? Will they try to find Burger King in the middle of the night in the dark of the Belarusian capital, Minsk? Is it a good idea to try Burger King or not? We ll find out in this episode of Three Days in Belarus, where we try to figure out what to order at the mini bar at the hotel, and how to get Burger King without going to the nearest McDonald's. What do you think? Do you like Burger King, Taco Bell, or McDonald s? What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Have you ever heard of a fast food place that's served in a Belarusian accent? Can you figure out how to order something like that? Find out in today's episode of the podcast, where you can get a free burger? Subscribe, rate and review on Apple Podcasts, and leave us a review in the comments! if you like the podcast and/or are looking for the next episode! Subscribe and review the podcast! Timestamps: 0:00 - What's better than a burger? 5: What's the best thing you ve got in Belarus? 6:30 - What are you're scared of? 7:00 8: What is the worst fast food meal you ve ever had in your life? 9:15 - What does it taste like? 12:00- What's a burger you ve eaten in a country that's better? 15:00 | What are the worst thing you like to eat in a foreign country? 16:30 17:40 - What is your favorite restaurant you ve been in the past three days? 18:30 | What s your favourite fast food? 19:20 - How do you want to eat? 21:00 // 22:00 / 22:20 22:40 23:00/23:30 / 25:30 // 26:30/30

00:00:02.000 That isn't burgers. So you're scared of Burger King?

00:00:04.000 I'm scared of fucking Burger King. 1.00

00:00:06.000 Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King? 1.00

00:00:09.000 Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk. 0.99

00:00:10.000 I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's. 1.00

00:00:12.000 Stop! Belarus. 0.99

00:00:44.000 I like Belarus.

00:00:45.000 I can tell already this is my kind of country.

00:00:48.000 And every single hotel you go to, the mini bar has a variation of snacks, drinks, some Pringles, some orange juice.

00:00:56.000 Let me show you what you get in a junior suite at the Hotel Europe in Minsk, Belarus.

00:01:02.000 You get, okay, one mixer, a small bottle of apple juice, you get a whole bottle of Jamison whiskey, A whole bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey.

00:01:16.000 A whole bottle of cognac.

00:01:19.000 A single measure of tequila.

00:01:22.000 Wine. And two waters.

00:01:27.000 Wait. That doesn't add up.

00:01:30.000 It's supposed to be one to one.

00:01:32.000 It doesn't add up to you.

00:01:34.000 See, I feel at home here.

00:01:35.000 I feel like the Belarusians understand my needs.

00:01:38.000 No way. My boozing needs.

00:01:39.000 Tristan. Yeah, one apple juice for the morning for breakfast.

00:01:42.000 It doesn't make sense. Wine for lunch.

00:01:44.000 Two rolls of whiskey for dinner.

00:01:46.000 Cognac and tequila for dessert. No, have you done the math?

00:01:48.000 It doesn't add up.

00:01:50.000 There's more whiskey than there is apple juice.

00:01:53.000 Andrew, talk to your cousin. What's his problem with this minibar setup?

00:01:55.000 I like it. There's certainly enough booze.

00:01:58.000 But you have to order more apple juice to order.

00:02:05.000 These are made of apples. This doesn't make sense.

00:02:08.000 It's wonderful. Even with the waters, the waters don't equal the total volume of...

00:02:12.000 The sun is shining. Have a look outside, see the sunshine.

00:02:16.000 Tell me you don't feel like naked half a bottle of whiskey.

00:02:19.000 I know. I don't.

00:02:20.000 I don't care how much sunshine there is.

00:02:22.000 Sunshine. And you don't want any whiskey at all.

00:02:25.000 No. Not a little bit.

00:02:27.000 No. Zero. Zero. I'd love water.

00:02:29.000 And soup. Some nice soup.

00:02:32.000 What was your cousin's name?

00:02:34.000 Well, some of your cousins.

00:02:35.000 Some of your cousins?

00:02:36.000 My cousin is your cousin.

00:02:37.000 What about that kid you hang out with?

00:02:38.000 He's your cousin.

00:02:39.000 Nothing to do with me.

00:02:40.000 Andrew, I thought you ordered espressos.

00:02:48.000 I distinctly heard you ordering espressos.

00:02:51.000 Justin, what did you do?

00:02:52.000 You spoke to the guy.

00:02:54.000 Espresso martini. No, no, no.

00:02:56.000 It was espressos.

00:03:00.000 Why? Upgrade.

00:03:04.000 It's a downgrade.

00:03:06.000 For you. Tristan, you're right. I am right.

00:03:27.000 As we get later in the night, we always forget.

00:03:31.000 Because the booze continues to flow.

00:03:34.000 People think, ah, that was the end.

00:03:36.000 No, they don't realize, actually.

00:03:38.000 More booze flows longer than we filmed.

00:03:42.000 We started drinking at 9am.

00:03:43.000 It is now 2am.

00:03:45.000 Yes. Cheers, Andrew.

00:03:49.000 Cheers, sir. But no one even wants the booze anymore.

00:03:52.000 Hey, losers. Now it's just booze to booze. 0.99

00:03:54.000 What is this? Andrew, cheers. The tea was good.

00:03:58.000 The tea? Yes, the tea.

00:04:00.000 Yeah, tea stands for take me to the booze.

00:04:02.000 Here you go. Take me to the booze. 0.84

00:04:06.000 Yeah. Tea stands for the booze. 0.99

00:04:08.000 Tea stands for the booze. 0.86

00:04:12.000 Is this good? It's not even good.

00:04:14.000 That's good. See that?

00:04:16.000 Alright, we can zoom with one hand if I can.

00:04:18.000 Hey, you're back already?

00:04:19.000 That's good.

00:04:20.000 Me too.

00:04:21.000 All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.

00:04:30.000 Nice. We're eating Belarus. Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?

00:04:32.000 Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.

00:04:34.000 I think if we work together, we can find them.

00:04:36.000 Starting to get...

00:04:37.000 We are getting close, aren't we?

00:04:41.000 We're getting lost now.

00:04:48.000 Don't know where to go. I'm still lost in the Bible, Tristan. 1.00

00:04:57.000 Yeah, Tristan, do you remember?

00:04:58.000 It was days. It leads downstairs to the place that we came into.

00:05:03.000 You've been saying this for three days.

00:05:05.000 Wait, it hasn't been three days.

00:05:06.000 It has. No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here.

00:05:09.000 You've been saying this for three days.

00:05:11.000 And how have we been in this mall? Three days.

00:05:14.000 Three days you've been trapped.

00:05:16.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't go cart.

00:05:18.000 Go cart. I think we're going the right way.

00:05:25.000 Oh genius. I don't want a Burger King.

00:05:28.000 I want something trusted. Yeah, Burger King.

00:05:31.000 We'll find it. We're getting closer.

00:05:32.000 I can sense it. It is cold.

00:05:42.000 So we're racing on a car.

00:05:44.000 Yeah. We're racing on a car.

00:05:46.000 Zero degrees. Nice.

00:05:49.000 Nice. We don't care.

00:05:52.000 He's electric!

00:05:54.000 I assume so.

00:05:56.000 I'm not sure.

00:06:28.000 Sometimes it hurts when your hand reaches the end and it just stops there.

00:06:41.000 The門欲想僅此前方不明,看一眼便會知明。 Then I can see my first exit.

00:06:56.000 I can see my first exit.

00:07:06.000 What are you doing? Getting a nice water.

00:07:09.000 A nice Perrier. They're really good.

00:07:13.000 Tristan, what are you doing? Nice Jameson.

00:07:16.000 What do you mean? Perrier.

00:07:18.000 What do you mean? What do you mean what do I mean?

00:07:20.000 I mean, what are you doing?

00:07:24.000 I am Ric Flair.

00:07:27.000 It's you. It's Jameson.

00:07:29.000 I don't know who Ric Flair is.

00:07:30.000 You don't! Andrew, talk to your cousin.

00:07:34.000 He doesn't know who Ric Flair is.

00:07:36.000 He doesn't know who the champagne drinking jet client.

00:07:39.000 Limousine riding. Diamond ring wearer.

00:07:43.000 Heavyweight champion of the world is.

00:07:44.000 No. I mean, I didn't.

00:07:46.000 Woo! I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down.

00:07:49.000 And I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down.

00:07:53.000 Woo! Woo! Why'd I come here?

00:07:58.000 I just want a perry egg. Jameson!

00:08:00.000 Drink it! Good start tonight.

00:08:04.000 Just the one. What is that?

00:08:09.000 Booze! It's a nice healthy hit of booze.

00:08:12.000 Warm up to the stomach. Woo! 0.99

00:08:15.000 My stomach didn't eat me warmed up.

00:08:16.000 It was happy. So I got him, didn't I? Tristan, you got me.

00:08:26.000 Yeah, but I got him.

00:08:28.000 But I got him. I didn't want to get him.

00:08:30.000 I didn't care to get him.

00:08:32.000 It didn't cross my mind.

00:08:34.000 They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

00:08:38.000 No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

00:08:43.000 Have we started the fire?

00:08:45.000 Yes, the fire rises You are in the wreckage, but we're getting it Thanks for watching.

00:09:00.000 Tristan, whose car is this and where are we going?

00:09:03.000 This is my guy.

00:09:06.000 Your guy? Yeah, my guy.

00:09:07.000 Doesn't speak in English, but it's my guy.

00:09:10.000 Basically, to leave this country, I need some special documents.

00:09:13.000 And we don't have them.

00:09:15.000 And we're not eligible to get them.

00:09:16.000 And we don't speak the language.

00:09:18.000 But... I have a guy.

00:09:20.000 In every country you need a guy.

00:09:22.000 For various things.

00:09:23.000 I have a guy who fixes my cars.

00:09:25.000 A guy who organizes my private jets.

00:09:28.000 And this is my Documents in Belarus guy.

00:09:32.000 The guy. I've got a guy for everything.

00:09:35.000 You don't have a guy. Well I just need your guy.

00:09:39.000 What if I told my guy not to help you and you stuck in me?

00:09:43.000 Nah.

00:09:44.000 So Tristan's scared of Burger King.

00:09:48.000 No, I'm safe. No, no.

00:09:49.000 Look at this restaurant. Look at it.

00:09:51.000 It looks nice. Andrew, we heard it, didn't we?

00:09:53.000 It's Belarusian. We can go in there and eat food that isn't burgers.

00:09:57.000 So you're scared of Burger King? No, I'm scared of fucking Burger King. 1.00

00:10:01.000 Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King? 1.00

00:10:03.000 Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk. 0.99

00:10:04.000 I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's. 1.00

00:10:06.000 Stop eating shit. 1.00

00:10:08.000 It's not even on the fucking film. 1.00

00:10:09.000 Can we just go to a restaurant and eat some normal fucking food? 1.00

00:10:10.000 Are you the lion or the scarecrow? 1.00

00:10:13.000 Sounds like the scarecrow to me.

00:10:15.000 Are you the lion or the scarecrow?

00:10:17.000 Here's the Tin Man. You're Dorothy.

00:10:21.000 Can we go and eat in a Belarus restaurant?

00:10:23.000 If you admit you're Dorothy, we'll go. 0.98

00:10:24.000 I'm not fucking admitting it. 1.00

00:10:26.000 Don't go by my fucking self and eat by myself. 1.00

00:10:28.000 You're Dorothy. I'm sick of you two cunts. 1.00

00:10:29.000 You're a stupid fucking YouTube series. 1.00

00:10:31.000 I don't think we should go to Burger King. 1.00

00:10:34.000 Wants a nice restaurant.

00:10:37.000 You see this? Hydro's in a nice room.

00:10:39.000 No, my hotel room was broken into.

00:10:40.000 I'm in Belarus and my hotel room was broken into.

00:10:43.000 And I know who broke into it.

00:10:45.000 You know who broke into my hotel room?

00:10:46.000 No. Fuckin' Andrew! 1.00

00:10:48.000 I gave Andrew the key, and he broke the door. 1.00

00:10:54.000 Exactly. Ah, nice.

00:10:59.000 Yeah, I came back for this. Jameson.

00:11:04.000 Thank you. Thank you.

00:11:06.000 Thank you. Good. So, Andrew broke my door.

00:11:10.000 I broke in because what happened was...

00:11:12.000 The key was working, and you tried to force the door open, and you thought that was a good idea.

00:11:17.000 You somehow thought the door would just swing open.

00:11:20.000 No. It did. It did swing open.

00:11:21.000 It just swing open. It did swing open.

00:11:23.000 The key didn't work, so I thought, fuck this. 0.99

00:11:24.000 And I one-inch punched it and bust the door. 0.99

00:11:27.000 That's what I'm going to do. Go get a new key.

00:11:30.000 Well, I just had to pack all my stuff again.

00:11:31.000 They're moving my bags. Apparently, the room is an upgrade, but these were the best suites available when I first booked this hotel.

00:11:38.000 Listen, mate. You better hope the key works in the next room, because my one-inch punch is reloaded.

00:11:44.000 It's reloaded by now!

00:11:48.000 Let's go, you guys! Let's grab what you fucking bring! 0.99

00:11:51.000 The difference between you and me is this. 0.99

00:11:54.000 You have things in your room.

00:11:56.000 I've been wearing the same clothes for four days.

00:11:58.000 I don't have any stuff.

00:11:59.000 I'm only in the universe. All my things are on the blockchain.

00:12:04.000 CZ! I hope they downgrade you.

00:12:10.000 I hope it's a huge downgrade.

00:12:13.000 I can't believe you didn't expect me to do exactly that.

00:12:16.000 Key ain't working. Uh, Shane, you're closer to me now.

00:12:26.000 Closer to my room. I got fucked. 1.00

00:12:30.000 Tristan's not on the same floor as me. 0.99

00:12:31.000 Good. Drinking part in there, too.

00:12:32.000 Oh, I know. Well, Jameson, they think we wanted the ball with Jameson.

00:12:37.000 Yeah. She knows me. She fucked me. 1.00

00:12:38.000 She knows me. This woman knows me by now. 1.00

00:12:41.000 Jameson is here, so...

00:12:43.000 That's why I'm back.

00:12:45.000 Alright, I see the subgrade.

00:12:53.000 Come on up, Greg. It's gonna be a shit room, because you're a shit monster. 1.00

00:12:56.000 I hope it's a super downgrade. 1.00

00:12:58.000 They must hate us.

00:13:00.000 Oh, nice! Thanks, Andrew.

00:13:09.000 Wait, what the fuck? This is bigger than my fucking room. 1.00

00:13:12.000 Thanks, Andrew. This is bigger, this is... 0.99

00:13:14.000 This must be the presidential suite.

00:13:15.000 It was unavailable when I booked it, but we've been here two nights already.

00:13:17.000 It must be open. So now you have a presidential suite.

00:13:19.000 Yeah. So what do you say to me breaking your door?

00:13:22.000 Uh, fuck off and get out of my presidential suite, peasant. 1.00

00:13:25.000 You should say thank you. 1.00

00:13:27.000 I know you're free up for it.

00:13:29.000 Uh, listen, what part of get out of my suite do you not understand?

00:13:32.000 I'm not interested in talking to you.

00:13:33.000 This room's like three of my rooms.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, exactly. Good.

00:13:39.000 Nice and bad, yeah.

00:13:42.000 Let's see if the minibar is any more diverse. 1.00

00:13:47.000 He has flowers in his fucking bathroom. 1.00

00:13:49.000 Yeah, what fucking flowers? 1.00

00:13:53.000 Okay, here we go. Ah, let's go diverse. 1.00

00:13:56.000 Two balls. They don't like mixers here, do they? 1.00

00:13:59.000 Two different balls of cognac.

00:14:03.000 Two different balls of cognac, and then a bottle of normal brandy.

00:14:10.000 Champagne? Okay, there's one bottle of orange juice.

00:14:13.000 Okay, one sec. Let's do this live.

00:14:15.000 Stand back. Stand back. We've already covered how the Belarusians don't like mixers. 1.00

00:14:20.000 So, the standard water they have.

00:14:22.000 So, let's count their alcohol to mixer levels.

00:14:25.000 Let me turn on the lighting here. This is their alcohol to mixer levels.

00:14:29.000 So, they have one orange juice, okay?

00:14:31.000 Nice. One, two, three.

00:14:34.000 Three bottles of brandy.

00:14:36.000 That's hard spirit.

00:14:39.000 Jack Daniel's Tullamore Dew whiskey.

00:14:45.000 Wait, what?

00:14:47.000 Beluga vodka.

00:14:49.000 Bacardi rum. Jameson.

00:14:52.000 More brandy. They really like brandy.

00:14:55.000 Bottle of Moet champagne.

00:14:57.000 Bottle of white wine.

00:15:00.000 Bottle of Jameson.

00:15:03.000 Havana Club rum and tequila.

00:15:06.000 I have- Andrew, there's one orange juice.

00:15:09.000 Yeah, that's not the mixer. You have one mixer.

00:15:11.000 Yeah, that's a lot.

00:15:12.000 Champagne's a mixer though, if you're elite.

00:15:14.000 And so is white wine. Yeah, the wine and the champagne and the orange juice are the mixer.

00:15:17.000 Are mixers. Right. Two bottles of brandy.

00:15:19.000 Take off an actual episode. We have to drink all this today.

00:15:22.000 Okay. Alright. Ian Luke, in for a penny and for a pound.

00:15:26.000 So that's drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.

00:15:31.000 Drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.

00:15:33.000 Take a confidential episode. If you guys want to see that episode, well, fuck, you're going to, because we're going to start right fucking now. 1.00

00:15:39.000 And baby fucking you, cry his eyes out. 1.00

00:15:42.000 You're an original tequila man, but I am. 1.00

00:15:45.000 Here you go, Luke. You're Havana Club Rum, man.

00:15:46.000 Wait, no, this is ass. I can tell this is going to be ass. 1.00

00:15:48.000 Why don't you go fuck yourself? Here, Havana Club Rum. 1.00

00:15:52.000 I think this is meant for, like, more people.

00:15:55.000 Not three. Fuck off. 1.00

00:15:58.000 Maybe it's made for three Belarusians and we're just hanging out with some American dork. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Can't drink. Can't hack the hate. 0.99

Tate Speech - July 24, 2022

OPERATION BELARUS PT 2 | Tate Confidential Ep. 100

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