Tristan and Jake are in a car crash in the middle of the night and need a drink to get back on their feet. They also talk about a new TV show Rory Sinek is doing in his house without any pints, and how he's a bit of a dick about it. Also, the boys talk about the weirdest thing that has happened to them in their lives in the past 24 hours and how they're going to get out of it and how it's going to affect the rest of their lives. And of course there's a quiz from the lads. Enjoy the episode and tweet us if you liked it! Timestamps: 0:00 - Tristan and Jake's car crash 6:30 - Rory's show in his own house without pints 8:15 - What's the deal with the fake fingernails? 11:00 16:30 - Who's the biggest dick in the world? 17:20 - What s the worst thing a guy has ever done to you? 18:40 - How do you feel about the police? 19:15 22:00- Is it possible to be gay? 21:30- Who are the most gay people in the UK? 23:00 | What do you think about the idea of gay fingernail polish? 26:30 | Is it a good or bad? 27:15 | What are you would you like to see on a show called Two Pints? 29:00: Do you like the idea? 30:00 // 32:30 // 33:00 / 32:00/35:00 + 35:00 & 36:30 + 36:00 = 39:00? 35:15 + 37:00+ 39:40 36:40 + 39:20 39:10 40:40 & 40:00 ? 41:30+ 40:30 & 41:40 = 45:00 Is it gay ? 45:20 + 42:00& 45:40 ? 44:00 And so on & 45:45, 45, 45, 45 + 46, 47, 47, 48, 44, 46, 45 + 47, 45 & 47, 44, 47 & 48, 45 , 48, 50, 49, 51, 56, 55, & so on
00:00:22.000I had to get him steaks because I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to feed A bunch of random women, as disloyal as they are, in the best restaurants in Bucharest.
00:00:35.000Who would I be to not order sirloin steak for my best friend?
00:00:38.000Who I've had for all these years, who has never let me down.
00:00:41.000More loyal than any fucking bitch will ever be.
00:00:43.000And they're walking around, going to the best restaurants, eating all the best food, and I'm gonna give him, what, dog food?
00:05:05.000If she comes to this car, you think I'm not buying garlic?
00:05:08.000Go keep away evil spirits. M3's a nice car, and that guy does have a nice car, but me and Andrew literally bought one just to see what the steering was like.
00:06:30.000Well, I thought, if you're gay, because you can't handle two pints on a podcast, then you may as well put the fingernails on so everyone knows you're gay.
00:06:39.000You know how, like, Drake and these people put their gay fingernails on and fingerpick themselves?
00:06:43.000Well, I actually tweeted about that and said, men wearing fingernails is super gay.
00:06:47.000The only thing gay in that is having a show called Two Pints with Rory and not having two So have we got pints?
00:06:53.000Yeah, and I know what you're thinking.
00:06:55.000Well, maybe you should take fake pints to entertain the viewers.
00:06:58.000I don't do fake pints, ladies and gentlemen.
00:07:00.000So we're having pints of whiskey and soda.
00:07:04.000Switch the cameras. Not a very good producer.
00:09:34.000You don't drive them. Andrew, if you've driven every car you own, you can buy it.
00:09:39.000But if you've not yet driven, if you've not yet sat inside of some of the cars you own, not even just to go up and down the road like you did with the M3 and say you don't want it anymore.
00:09:47.000If you've not even sat in them, you're not allowed to buy a new car.
00:09:51.000We're having an amazing dinner, but one thing is missing.
00:09:54.000Where's your brother? Oh, Captain Fun.
00:09:58.000Where is Captain Fun? Well, many people know that Tristan won't do anything unless it's boozy.
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