Tate Speech - April 09, 2024


Operation Opera | Tate Confidential Ep 226


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

143.81992

Word Count

1,757

Sentence Count

185

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

Tristan and Jake are in a car crash in the middle of the night and need a drink to get back on their feet. They also talk about a new TV show Rory Sinek is doing in his house without any pints, and how he's a bit of a dick about it. Also, the boys talk about the weirdest thing that has happened to them in their lives in the past 24 hours and how they're going to get out of it and how it's going to affect the rest of their lives. And of course there's a quiz from the lads. Enjoy the episode and tweet us if you liked it! Timestamps: 0:00 - Tristan and Jake's car crash 6:30 - Rory's show in his own house without pints 8:15 - What's the deal with the fake fingernails? 11:00 16:30 - Who's the biggest dick in the world? 17:20 - What s the worst thing a guy has ever done to you? 18:40 - How do you feel about the police? 19:15 22:00- Is it possible to be gay? 21:30- Who are the most gay people in the UK? 23:00 | What do you think about the idea of gay fingernail polish? 26:30 | Is it a good or bad? 27:15 | What are you would you like to see on a show called Two Pints? 29:00: Do you like the idea? 30:00 // 32:30 // 33:00 / 32:00/35:00 + 35:00 & 36:30 + 36:00 = 39:00? 35:15 + 37:00+ 39:40 36:40 + 39:20 39:10 40:40 & 40:00 ? 41:30+ 40:30 & 41:40 = 45:00 Is it gay ? 45:20 + 42:00& 45:40 ? 44:00 And so on & 45:45, 45, 45, 45 + 46, 47, 47, 48, 44, 46, 45 + 47, 45 & 47, 44, 47 & 48, 45 , 48, 50, 49, 51, 56, 55, & so on


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Jake! Jake! Jake! I had to get my dog.
00:00:18.000 G. G, come here.
00:00:20.000 I had to get my dog take away.
00:00:22.000 I had to get him steaks because I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to feed A bunch of random women, as disloyal as they are, in the best restaurants in Bucharest.
00:00:35.000 Who would I be to not order sirloin steak for my best friend?
00:00:38.000 Who I've had for all these years, who has never let me down.
00:00:41.000 More loyal than any fucking bitch will ever be.
00:00:43.000 And they're walking around, going to the best restaurants, eating all the best food, and I'm gonna give him, what, dog food?
00:00:48.000 No. He eats sirloin.
00:00:49.000 He eats the most expensive steak money can possibly buy.
00:00:53.000 Because he deserves it.
00:00:55.000 These are beef ribs. They're beef and they've still got bits of the bone in.
00:00:59.000 We're fucking banging. He just eats the whole bone and everything.
00:01:02.000 He's a gangster. If I'm gonna feed women, I'm gonna feed my best friend.
00:01:07.000 Look after your boys. Bros before hoes.
00:01:10.000 I'm gonna get a drink.
00:01:16.000 Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
00:01:23.000 Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
00:01:43.000 What are we doing?
00:01:45.000 Why aren't we at an opera?
00:01:48.000 I'm going to go get some more coffee.
00:01:51.000 You look like you can't wait to go watch someone sing their heart out.
00:01:55.000 I would bet we're gonna be here for 15 minutes max.
00:01:59.000 Under or over? Alright.
00:02:02.000 We'll see what happens. T, you excited for the opera?
00:02:05.000 Shut up, this isn't the opera.
00:02:07.000 We need booze.
00:02:13.000 Let's get up and go get some.
00:02:15.000 We need booze. Let's get up and go get some. We need booze.
00:02:17.000 Let's get up and go get some. We need booze.
00:02:23.000 the world.
00:02:39.000 I'm surrounded, I'm still there.
00:02:42.000 When suddenly I'm back, I'm back.
00:02:46.000 If I come back, I'll come back.
00:02:47.000 3 days later...
00:03:07.000 2 days later...
00:03:12.000 Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses
00:03:22.000 Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerer of death's construction
00:03:33.000 In the fields the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning
00:03:43.000 Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds
00:03:52.000 Oh, Lord, yeah!
00:03:54.000 Oh, Lord, yeah!
00:04:23.000 Politicians hide themselves away They only start in the war
00:04:33.000 Why should they go out to fight?
00:04:38.000 They leave their all to the poor Oh, Lord, yeah!
00:04:53.000 you Bye!
00:04:56.000 Who's your mate? Who?
00:04:59.000 The whole garlic-selling witch lady.
00:05:03.000 I think we need to buy some garlic.
00:05:05.000 If she comes to this car, you think I'm not buying garlic?
00:05:08.000 Go keep away evil spirits. M3's a nice car, and that guy does have a nice car, but me and Andrew literally bought one just to see what the steering was like.
00:05:22.000 And then we never drove it again.
00:05:26.000 Six and a half hours later.
00:05:29.000 So I heard Rory's trying to do his show.
00:05:31.000 What's Rory's show called? Two Pints?
00:05:33.000 Two Pints with Rory Sinek.
00:05:34.000 I heard he's in my house doing a show without any fucking pints.
00:05:39.000 I'm not having that. How dare he?
00:05:42.000 How dare he? I've heard a story.
00:05:48.000 I've heard a rumor. Rumor what?
00:05:51.000 A bad rumor.
00:05:53.000 Guys, I hope to God it's not true.
00:05:57.000 The stories I've heard are not true.
00:05:59.000 I really do. Why have you crashed my street?
00:06:02.000 What's the name of this show, again?
00:06:04.000 Two Pints? I said, I told you I wasn't drinking this week, bro.
00:06:07.000 What does it say on the front?
00:06:09.000 You don't like the police.
00:06:11.000 Why are you trying to be police?
00:06:12.000 Because I heard you're trying to have a show called Two Pints with Rory in my house without two pints.
00:06:18.000 So what does that mean? You're convicting them?
00:06:20.000 First of all, I brought you a gift.
00:06:25.000 Tristan. What?
00:06:27.000 Why have you bought me false nails?
00:06:29.000 False gay fingernails?
00:06:30.000 Well, I thought, if you're gay, because you can't handle two pints on a podcast, then you may as well put the fingernails on so everyone knows you're gay.
00:06:39.000 You know how, like, Drake and these people put their gay fingernails on and fingerpick themselves?
00:06:43.000 Well, I actually tweeted about that and said, men wearing fingernails is super gay.
00:06:47.000 The only thing gay in that is having a show called Two Pints with Rory and not having two So have we got pints?
00:06:53.000 Yeah, and I know what you're thinking.
00:06:55.000 Well, maybe you should take fake pints to entertain the viewers.
00:06:58.000 I don't do fake pints, ladies and gentlemen.
00:07:00.000 So we're having pints of whiskey and soda.
00:07:04.000 Switch the cameras. Not a very good producer.
00:07:07.000 Mr. Producer. Johnny Walker Blue.
00:07:10.000 He makes the worst shows. Ah, shit.
00:07:15.000 How are you going to have a show called Two Pints of Rory in my house without actual pints?
00:07:20.000 So we're on the whiskeys now.
00:07:22.000 Shit's about to get dangerous.
00:07:23.000 It's pints of whiskey and soda. What were you talking about while your viewers and fans realised that you were a closet homosexual?
00:07:29.000 That is not the case.
00:07:31.000 Is that what you were talking about?
00:07:32.000 Hello, I'm here! Two pints of Royal!
00:07:34.000 No pints!
00:07:35.000 Let me ask you a question. What's the name of my show, Emergency Me?
00:07:39.000 Do you think I've ever had a show where it wasn't a real emergency?
00:07:46.000 Because think about it. I'm authentic.
00:07:48.000 When I'm sitting there telling them that Alex Jones is right and they're going to make the frogs gay and you need to get rich now and...
00:07:54.000 What else do I say?
00:07:56.000 That transgenders aren't real women.
00:07:58.000 Listen. That's an emergency.
00:08:00.000 So I'm true to my show with my emergency meeting by holding real emergencies.
00:08:05.000 And I'll be fucking damned if I let you host a show called Two Pints in My House.
00:08:10.000 20 episodes in without your fucking pints.
00:08:13.000 See, isn't that better? Isn't that better already?
00:08:20.000 Hasn't your mood immediately improved?
00:08:22.000 I think this show is about to get a whole lot better.
00:08:25.000 I'm done buying cars for this year.
00:08:26.000 I have to be. I've got 30 cars in three months.
00:08:30.000 It's out of control.
00:08:31.000 It's unnecessary. I can't drive them all.
00:08:33.000 It has to stop. I've seen the new Bugatti that's coming out.
00:08:36.000 Looks incredible. Out of this world.
00:08:39.000 Gonna get one of them. I've got my Pagani Utopia.
00:08:41.000 I've got my two Jescos. I've got my two Jamiro's.
00:08:43.000 Got my Rimac, got my A12 competitions.
00:08:47.000 Speed up, Jesus.
00:08:49.000 White T's and I'm a beamer.
00:08:51.000 Got some sharp like guillotine.
00:08:53.000 And some of them eyes are delightful.
00:08:57.000 We live for the fast guys.
00:08:59.000 Bro, the Bugatti, the new Bugatti is 5.
00:09:02.000 The Jescos were 5 each, that's 15.
00:09:04.000 The two Jamiro's were 5 each, that's 25.
00:09:06.000 The Pagani was around 5, that's 30.
00:09:08.000 The Rimac was around 5, that's 35.
00:09:11.000 My 812 competitions were 1.5 each, I got 4 of those.
00:09:15.000 Out of control. I cannot just spend 50, 60 million dollars on cars.
00:09:18.000 I need to stop. It's enough.
00:09:20.000 I'm done. No more.
00:09:21.000 I've retired from cars until probably August and then I'll buy 10 more.
00:09:29.000 Every time you want to buy a new one, I'm going to show you this video.
00:09:32.000 This will be your healthy reminder.
00:09:34.000 You don't drive them. Andrew, if you've driven every car you own, you can buy it.
00:09:39.000 But if you've not yet driven, if you've not yet sat inside of some of the cars you own, not even just to go up and down the road like you did with the M3 and say you don't want it anymore.
00:09:47.000 If you've not even sat in them, you're not allowed to buy a new car.
00:09:51.000 We're having an amazing dinner, but one thing is missing.
00:09:54.000 Where's your brother? Oh, Captain Fun.
00:09:58.000 Where is Captain Fun? Well, many people know that Tristan won't do anything unless it's boozy.
00:10:04.000 Do you want to drive supercars? No.
00:10:05.000 Do you want to go to Iceland? No. Do you want to go see volcanoes?
00:10:07.000 No. Do you want to go out for dinner? No. Do you want to go out for shisha?
00:10:08.000 No. Do you want to go out for cigars? No. He sits in his house, angry.
00:10:11.000 He won't do anything. But if you say let's go out for a drink, he'll come.
00:10:14.000 For anything else, he refuses.
00:10:17.000 That's why I'm called Captain Fun.
00:10:19.000 I'm gonna start documenting this so people actually can see what we talk about.
00:10:22.000 He's never here. We've even got a seeper of looks.
00:10:25.000 He's there. Just to know that he's not here.
00:10:27.000 Captain Fun.
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