Tate Speech - October 04, 2024


Our Cars Got Stolen | Tate Confidential Ep 259


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

118.22878

Word Count

1,068

Sentence Count

119

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Tristan Tate is the victim of a corrupt justice system, and the police have done him a massive service by stealing his Lamborghini, but he s not here for it. Alex and Sophie are here to defend him, but they re not here to help him, they re here to make him pay for the damage done to his precious car. Alex s a loser who can t afford to fix his windscreen, and can't afford new tyres, so the police do him a service and make him do something he can do to make up for it, and that s steal his car. But can he pay back the money he owes, or will he be locked up and lose everything he s ever had in the first place? Or will he just have to live the rest of his life without it? And who s going to pay the price for it? The answer to all of that depends on who you ask, and who you don t ask. the answer might surprise you! Enjoy the episode, and don t forget to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! If you like what you hear, share it on your social media, and tell a friend about what you think of it! if you re a car enthusiast and/or have a car you like it, we'd love to hear about it. We re looking out for you in the next episode! tag us on Insta: . and tag us in the comments! and we ll send you a review! XOXO to be featured on the next instalment of the podcast, and we'll send us your thoughts on the podcast! Thanks again for listening to the podcast :) xoxo Xoxo, Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast and your support and your feedback! Love ya, bye, bye! xx <3, bye - P.S. - Pravin Love, EJ & Gynn xx - EJ & P.A. - JUICY - R. & JB. ( ) (A.M. ( ) - E. :D , P.E. , R. ( ) - B. & B. (Sophie) P. (a. A. (PJ) - S. (A)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm gonna go.
00:00:36.000 I I
00:00:40.000 Ah Okay
00:01:09.000 They stole everything they could get their hands on.
00:01:12.000 They banned me from seeing my fucking kids.
00:01:14.000 But now, they've really crossed the line.
00:01:18.000 Don't tell me it's what I think it is.
00:01:26.000 Kristen. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:38.000 Tristan. Some lines you just don't cross.
00:01:41.000 You can fuck with my family, you can take my kids away from me, you can lock me up in jail, but this is a line that you should not cross.
00:01:50.000 The Lada is being stolen.
00:01:53.000 They're taking the Lada.
00:01:55.000 They're taking the Lada from me.
00:01:57.000 No! Anything but the Lada.
00:02:00.000 No! Keep me from seeing my kids.
00:02:05.000 Ban me from having a family.
00:02:07.000 Take all of my money. That's okay.
00:02:09.000 I'll let you off.
00:02:11.000 But you've crossed a fucking line now.
00:02:14.000 You've crossed a fucking line, losers.
00:02:16.000 This is too far.
00:02:18.000 This is heartbreak. Where's the humanity?
00:02:21.000 Where's the empathy?
00:02:23.000 Not my Lada, Bailey!
00:02:26.000 This is sacred!
00:02:27.000 You don't fuck with a man's Lada!
00:02:29.000 No! This is heartbreak.
00:02:32.000 This is genuine, pure heartbreak.
00:02:34.000 Piece of history, this car.
00:02:36.000 I can't believe it.
00:02:38.000 They're taking my fucking Lada.
00:02:41.000 So expensive, so exclusive, I'll never be able to afford another one of these in my life!
00:02:47.000 Ever! I can work for the rest of my life and I'll never have enough money to replace this wonderful machine.
00:02:55.000 Oh, we need them for evidence.
00:02:57.000 Guys, even if I was a criminal, stealing my cars four times doesn't prove anything.
00:03:04.000 It proves that they're thieves.
00:03:05.000 It doesn't prove anything. I can attest to that.
00:03:08.000 It proves that they're after my money, you know?
00:03:09.000 They stole his watch!
00:03:11.000 He's my cameraman!
00:03:13.000 They stole his watch!
00:03:14.000 Oh, it's evidence. Nice watch, Bailey.
00:03:17.000 Evidence. Evidence.
00:03:19.000 You're welcome, Bailey. You know, the police need your watch for evidence.
00:03:22.000 Your Rolex, yeah. If it was a cheap watch, it's not evidence.
00:03:25.000 They didn't take my cheap one!
00:03:26.000 But if it's a Rolex, it's evidence, you know?
00:03:29.000 I'm not going to back out.
00:03:31.000 This one was easy.
00:03:32.000 It's easy.
00:03:33.000 It's a tiny chopper.
00:03:34.000 Sophie, Claude.
00:03:39.000 Nigel, Rory, do you have any words for Alex?
00:03:45.000 Hey, Alex.
00:03:56.000 There's your Lamborghini.
00:03:57.000 Hahahahaha!
00:03:59.000 You know Alex, it's hard being a loser who can't afford to fix his windscreen.
00:04:04.000 It's hard being a loser who can't afford new tyres.
00:04:07.000 So the police have done you a massive favour.
00:04:09.000 What they've done is they've stolen your car from you.
00:04:11.000 So that way you have no more financial problems and you can finally pay me back the money you owe me.
00:04:18.000 My name is Tristan Tate.
00:04:20.000 Victim of false accusations.
00:04:23.000 Victim of a corrupt justice system.
00:04:26.000 Owner of a stolen Lada.
00:04:29.000 And I will have my vengeance.
00:04:31.000 In this life, or the next.
00:04:33.000 I, I don't wanna say it. I don't wanna find another way.
00:04:52.000 Make it through the day without you.
00:04:57.000 I, I, I can't resist. Tryna find exactly what I miss. It's just another day without you. It's just another day.
00:05:22.000 I like to buy new cars with breakfast.
00:05:37.000 breakfast.
00:05:39.000 you know? Feels like a good way to set up the day, just to buy a brand new supercar with your breakfast, which of course is two coffees, two forms of nicotine.
00:05:49.000 And the new Vanquish is out, which is fantastic news.
00:05:53.000 You know the best thing about buying all the Ferraris, all the Bentleys, all the Lamborghinis, all the Aston Martins, all the Mercedes, all the BMW, all the Paganis, all the Koenigseggs, all the Bugattis?
00:06:03.000 If you buy every brand, there's basically a new car every week.
00:06:08.000 Sometimes you get two or three a week.
00:06:09.000 Today is the brand new Vanquish, Aston Martin B12. I've already got the brand new DB12 coming, the new Vantage coming, but it's amazing.
00:06:20.000 For now, with my breakfast, I get to spec a car.
00:06:24.000 The coolest thing is, what I do is I go through all the numbers, and I see if I made enough money while I was sleeping for the car.
00:06:34.000 Now, if it's a Bugatti or a Pagani or a Kernan's Egg, that's not always the case.
00:06:39.000 Sometimes they're five or six million dollars, I didn't make that while I slept.
00:06:42.000 I have to take other day's money.
00:06:45.000 But if you get a Vanquish, the brand new Vanquish from Aston Martin, they're basically free, they're like 500 grand.
00:06:50.000 So I'm doing the numbers now and it looks like, while I was asleep, I made enough money to buy the car I'm about to buy now for €517,000.
00:07:00.000 Well, to stick with the theme, you've got two masseuses, you've got two coffees, you've got two forms of nicotine.
00:07:05.000 Are you buying two vanquishes?
00:07:09.000 The real question you should have asked, if you were pertinent and astute like me, is where's your two bitches?
00:07:15.000 And they're still asleep.
00:07:17.000 You said yesterday that you're cutting out the fast food, and yet here is Taco Bell.
00:07:22.000 Taco Bell's not fast food.
00:07:24.000 Taco Bell is healthy and delicious.
00:07:26.000 There is lettuce on there, so you might be onto something.
00:07:29.000 And tomato. Want some?
00:07:32.000 No. I'm gonna grill my steak, and I'm gonna eat healthy, not this taco bullshit.
00:07:39.000 I'm healthy. You said you were gonna stop eating. You didn't last 24 hours. Taco Bell is no fast food. What sauce is
00:07:51.000 that? Ooooooh.
00:07:54.000 You were close! Those eyes darted down.
00:07:56.000 Yes, they did. I'm on to you.
00:07:59.000 You wish. Andrew, we can't encourage this.
00:08:03.000 What do you mean? This is not okay.
00:08:05.000 We cannot encourage him.
00:08:06.000 What are you talking about? I'm talking about your fast food addiction.
00:08:11.000 It's not fast food. Taco Bell is not fast food, baby.
00:08:18.000 Yeah, fight to the death, me and you.
00:08:20.000 Fight to the death? Oh, you cook all your liver and you cook all your fucking dorky shit.
00:08:24.000 Oh, I put vitamins in!
00:08:25.000 We don't talk about this fight.
00:08:29.000 What is hell? You can laugh all you want.
00:08:37.000 Health is breathing. You eat your fucking...
00:08:39.000 I got protein pancakes.
00:08:40.000 Yeah, I got a fucking taco. Any further questions?
00:08:44.000 You can laugh at my fucking cheese sauce while I'm holding your still-beaten heart in my hand watching your eyes close.
00:08:49.000 I have no rebuttal to this.
00:08:54.000 There's nothing I can say.
00:08:56.000 What you need to do, Bailey, is sit down and have yourself a taco.
00:09:00.000 You do, Bailey. We want to rebuttals to join in.