Tate Speech - November 01, 2024


Our Deal with The Sharks | Tate Confidential Ep 263


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

144.94077

Word Count

2,249

Sentence Count

288

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about a variety of topics. Andrew talks about why he doesn t like the ocean, PETA, and why he would eat a dog instead of a cow. Also, the boys talk about how they would eat penguins if they were able to survive on Antarctica and how they could survive on melted ice and penguins are the only thing that can survive on the coldest days of the year. The guys also talk about why they don t like jacuzzis and why you should not have to be a hypocrite if you're a vegetarian. Also, they talk about what it would take to eat a cow or a dog and why they should be allowed to do so. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you don't miss out on the next episode. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used w/ permission from the creators. We do not own the rights to either of these songs or any music used in this episode. All credit given to original artists. If you like the music, please leave a review, rating and review on iTunes and/or review. Thank you for any amount you can manage to support the music and review/subscriber support, we do not claim any of the music used on this podcast, we are not compensated for this podcast. This episode was produced and edited by our music is produced and produced by our own patrons. . We are not owned by our good friends, all rights reserved and all credit given by our patrons are owned by the creators, all credit is owned by their respective record labels, all other rights reserved, etc., etc. etc. Thank you, etc.. and all rights given to the original creators, etc. - thank you for your support and credit given, etc, etc... - Thank you all for all the support and support is being supported by our sponsorships, etc etc.. Thank you so much. etc... Thank you. etc.. etc.. <3 - the best of luck, etc.... - - Mentioned, - P.J. & much more - ETC - etc. - etc, M.A. (A.D. (Thank you)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 *Music* Are you jacuzzi man now?
00:00:20.000 I haven't seen you in this jacuzzi in like a year.
00:00:24.000 You never get in the water.
00:00:25.000 You're scared of the water.
00:00:26.000 I'm not scared of water.
00:00:27.000 Since when?
00:00:28.000 I said I don't like oceans.
00:00:29.000 Doesn't mean I'm scared of water.
00:00:30.000 I'm a very good swimmer.
00:00:32.000 I don't operate from a realm of fear.
00:00:33.000 Oceans are the biggest source of water in the world, Andrew, so...
00:00:35.000 I'm not scared of oceans.
00:00:37.000 Just fuck oceans.
00:00:38.000 It's different.
00:00:39.000 There's no need to get in the ocean when you have a jacuzzi.
00:00:43.000 What if I put ocean water in the jacuzzi, not the water?
00:00:46.000 Oceans are just swimming pools for poor people.
00:00:47.000 Remember that.
00:00:48.000 It's the sharks.
00:00:51.000 Sharks and I have a deal.
00:00:52.000 And I'm sticking to my end of the deal.
00:00:54.000 You wouldn't understand, but when you're a man of honor, if you say something, you stick to your word.
00:00:59.000 Okay.
00:01:00.000 And I promised the sharks they would never catch me in their house.
00:01:04.000 And they promised me I'd never catch them in mine.
00:01:06.000 The day I walk in the living room and there's a shark there, then it's fine, it's war.
00:01:11.000 But otherwise...
00:01:13.000 Peace treaty.
00:01:14.000 It's a peace treaty, yeah.
00:01:16.000 So, I'm just sticking to my end of the deal, being a good person.
00:01:19.000 I don't know why that's so controversial to you.
00:01:21.000 I guess maybe because you're a piece of shit?
00:01:25.000 That's funny.
00:01:26.000 I don't know, that was fun.
00:01:27.000 You're a piece of shit person who doesn't stick to his deals.
00:01:31.000 So why the fuck would I go in the ocean?
00:01:32.000 I got a jacuzzi, I got a pool.
00:01:33.000 Andrew has no business in oceans.
00:01:35.000 The man's 96 kilograms.
00:01:37.000 I have no business in oceans.
00:01:39.000 There's no money in oceans.
00:01:39.000 There's no business.
00:01:40.000 Nothing.
00:01:40.000 What am I going to do there?
00:01:42.000 There's no emergency meeting.
00:01:43.000 There's nothing to do there.
00:01:44.000 There's no work.
00:01:45.000 What am I in the ocean for besides to break the peace treaty?
00:01:50.000 And make a deal with the fucking mermaids.
00:01:51.000 And fuck whales.
00:01:53.000 And fuck dolphins.
00:01:54.000 And fuck turtles.
00:01:55.000 And fuck penguins.
00:01:57.000 What do penguins do to you?
00:01:59.000 Everyone loves them for some reason.
00:02:00.000 I don't get it.
00:02:01.000 They're retarded and they waddle.
00:02:02.000 If I was alone on Antarctica, and I'm sure it's illegal for some reason, but if I was alone on Antarctica, the amount of running and football kicking of penguins, that would happen.
00:02:11.000 I'd just kick them clean across the fucking ice.
00:02:13.000 Watch them all die of internal hemorrhage.
00:02:15.000 If you just ate penguins and melted ice, you could survive forever.
00:02:18.000 Penguins and melted ice.
00:02:19.000 You could survive forever.
00:02:22.000 I wouldn't even eat them.
00:02:23.000 I'd just kick them.
00:02:24.000 I didn't realize you had beef with penguins.
00:02:26.000 Kick them like footballs.
00:02:27.000 Stomp their nests out.
00:02:28.000 Never paid my bills.
00:02:31.000 We did eat whale one time.
00:02:33.000 Should we eat penguin meat?
00:02:34.000 Whales never paid my bills either.
00:02:35.000 None of these niggers ever paid my bills.
00:02:37.000 So, fuck them.
00:02:39.000 Fuck them all.
00:02:40.000 Dogs are the only animal that matter.
00:02:43.000 Fuck horses.
00:02:44.000 I'd happily eat horses.
00:02:45.000 Don't care.
00:02:45.000 Can't eat dogs.
00:02:46.000 Dogs are good.
00:02:48.000 I'm Haitian enough.
00:02:49.000 I'm black enough.
00:02:50.000 I'll eat a cat.
00:02:50.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:02:51.000 I don't like cats.
00:02:51.000 Yeah, fuck cats.
00:02:52.000 Fuck cats.
00:02:53.000 Can't eat dogs though.
00:02:55.000 That's a crime.
00:02:56.000 I know some PETA motherfuckers are going to be like, what's the difference between a dog and a horse?
00:03:00.000 Everything dipshit.
00:03:02.000 And you know it too.
00:03:03.000 Dog is man's best friend.
00:03:05.000 Why, if you eat a cow, why won't you eat a dog?
00:03:08.000 How about you get the fucked?
00:03:09.000 How about you take your vegetarian bullshit talking points and fuck off?
00:03:13.000 How about I don't have to explain myself to you?
00:03:14.000 How about I'm allowed to be hypocritical if I want because I can strangle you to death with my bare hands?
00:03:19.000 How about that as an answer next time vegetarians say, well, you wouldn't eat a dog?
00:03:23.000 No, I wouldn't eat a dog.
00:03:25.000 But I would eat a fucking cow and basically everything else.
00:03:27.000 Fuck you.
00:03:28.000 You're a faggot.
00:03:29.000 That's my argument.
00:03:30.000 I don't explain myself anymore because you're gay.
00:03:33.000 But you know what else I don't do?
00:03:34.000 If a Chinese man wants to eat a dog, I ain't gonna go protest in China.
00:03:41.000 It's his business.
00:03:42.000 I don't agree with it, but fucking let him live, you know?
00:03:45.000 Vegans are trying to protest my eating of meat.
00:03:47.000 I'm not going to go to China until the Chinese man not eat a dog.
00:03:50.000 Like, if he wants to be weird, fine, you know?
00:03:53.000 People do weird shit all the time.
00:03:57.000 I cut myself this morning on a machete.
00:03:59.000 I was there, I did witness that.
00:04:01.000 I cut myself on a machete.
00:04:06.000 And I repeat.
00:04:10.000 Fucking cunt.
00:04:11.000 That's what I said when I cut myself.
00:04:12.000 Leave the self-harm for the bedroom, yeah?
00:04:14.000 Ha ha ha.
00:04:43.000 This is finished.
00:04:45.000 Huh?
00:04:46.000 I'm gonna say I didn't even use it.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, yeah, that's been our ages.
00:04:50.000 I just never used it.
00:04:53.000 You good?
00:04:54.000 Good, man, you?
00:04:55.000 A lot of trash.
00:04:56.000 Are y'all battling today?
00:04:58.000 We're waiting for the blacks to stop robbing people and then we're gonna have a fight.
00:05:04.000 I think they're gonna come back.
00:05:05.000 The blacks need to slug it out.
00:05:08.000 For official ref, or I'll be ref.
00:05:12.000 Ruby sunglasses, please.
00:05:14.000 Funny thing, Luke, when they go at it, they both lose.
00:05:20.000 I'm here to fuck Andrew up.
00:05:22.000 That's why I'm here.
00:05:23.000 He keeps calling me in to fight, and I keep getting beaten up.
00:05:27.000 But today is my day.
00:05:28.000 Today I'm going to beat the fuck out of him.
00:05:30.000 No problem.
00:05:31.000 No stress.
00:05:31.000 I was drinking last night, and it gives me power.
00:05:34.000 So I'm extra powerful today.
00:05:35.000 Extra power.
00:05:36.000 The power of tequila.
00:05:37.000 I've got an extra 10 kilos on me right now.
00:05:40.000 So I'm going to throw him around and just throw wild shit at him.
00:05:43.000 Can't wait.
00:05:44.000 Alright, famous last words.
00:05:48.000 I'll ask Andrew what his last words are going to be.
00:05:49.000 Andrew, what do you have to say?
00:05:51.000 We'll see.
00:05:53.000 I'm working on my stamina now.
00:05:57.000 It's nice to hydrate a jacuzzi in the hot sun and a cigar to get you warmed up for sparring.
00:06:04.000 That was a good point.
00:06:06.000 Ever since you cut your hand this morning, you've kind of been in a foul mood, but I have a feeling that when you beat Barnett up, you're going to but I have a feeling that when you beat Barnett up, you're going I might not beat him up.
00:06:26.000 He's a lot bigger than me.
00:06:27.000 Andrew.
00:06:28.000 It's an unfair competition.
00:06:29.000 You and I both know that fighting makes you so happy.
00:06:31.000 Like, you're smiling now just thinking about the pain that you're going to inflict on Luke Barnett.
00:06:38.000 Yeah.
00:06:39.000 Perhaps I'm ready to absorb endless pain as long as I get to give pain to others.
00:06:43.000 It's worth it.
00:06:46.000 Even if I take more than I give, it's still worth it.
00:06:49.000 Just to spread misery.
00:06:52.000 You heard it, Luke.
00:06:53.000 Must be some kind of personality defect.
00:06:57.000 You'll get hit ten times, but you get to hit him once.
00:06:59.000 Fine.
00:07:00.000 I don't think spreading misery is a good thing.
00:07:03.000 Fine.
00:07:04.000 It just doesn't seem like a good thing to do.
00:07:06.000 Don't call it misery.
00:07:06.000 Call it justice.
00:07:10.000 That sounds better.
00:07:11.000 Luke deserves every bit of pain that comes into his life.
00:07:13.000 My life's good, bro.
00:07:15.000 My life's too good.
00:07:16.000 His life's great, and he's a cunt.
00:07:17.000 So he deserves it.
00:07:19.000 He deserves everything that happens to him.
00:07:20.000 So do I. 100% deserve jail.
00:07:23.000 100%.
00:07:24.000 100% all the shit I've done in my life.
00:07:26.000 Fucking hell, I deserve a lot more jail.
00:07:28.000 I'm going to cut that.
00:07:29.000 Don't cut it.
00:07:30.000 No, it's true.
00:07:31.000 They locked me up for some dumb shit, but the actual shit I have done...
00:07:33.000 10 year stretch.
00:07:37.000 I walked into my room and saw Min installing bulletproof glass windows.
00:07:54.000 And I can't tell if this is the most badass thing ever or complete overkill.
00:08:01.000 We started with the doors.
00:08:03.000 Now we've moved on to glass.
00:08:05.000 There's no way anyone's getting to this house.
00:08:09.000 Does this make you happy?
00:08:12.000 I told you the glass was the weak point of this whole operation, and you fixed that.
00:08:15.000 We had the shutters, but then when they started cutting the steel shutters after 30 minutes outside the door, they started trying to penetrate the glass, I thought.
00:08:24.000 Steel shutters and bulletproof glass behind it.
00:08:28.000 Blast-proof doors, bullet-proof glass, and then these steel shutters.
00:08:32.000 Everyone makes fun of my house.
00:08:33.000 You know, they go, oh, he's so rich, why don't you live in a different house?
00:08:35.000 Why would I want to live in one of those big mansions with a fancy glass and fancy gardens when police could raid it?
00:08:40.000 Any real man knows you want a house with a gym, with a podcast studio, with a cigar room, with your boys, bullet-proof glass, blast-proof doors.
00:08:50.000 It's a bunker.
00:08:51.000 It doesn't get better.
00:08:52.000 I've got the best house in the world.
00:08:53.000 You can't get into this house.
00:08:55.000 And now, I'm even going to change the roof.
00:08:56.000 That's all going to be bullet-proof glass.
00:08:58.000 Wow. Wow.
00:09:00.000 Wow.
00:09:07.000 We'll be right back.
00:09:37.000 Three, two, one, run. run.
00:09:56.000 Very impressive.
00:09:59.000 That's impressive.
00:10:01.000 Alright, five, four, three, two, one. One, two, one. One, two, one. One, two, one. One, two, two, one.
00:10:28.000 one. One, two, one. One, one. One, two, one.
00:10:49.000 Time.
00:10:55.000 You were frowning this morning, now I see that big ol' smile on your face.
00:10:59.000 Hey!
00:11:01.000 Punch of Barnett, ultimate joy.
00:11:02.000 - Yeah, that's all right. - Come on, come on. - Come on, come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - He's getting tired, baby. - Yeah. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. baby. - Yeah. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's
00:11:31.000 He's getting tired baby Is he getting tired?
00:11:36.000 He's getting tired.
00:11:37.000 Two rounds.
00:11:38.000 Are you getting tired?
00:11:39.000 Never One minute
00:11:58.000 One minute One minute One minute One minute One minute One minute Time
00:12:17.000 Hold One minute One minute One minute One minute One minute Let's go last now
00:12:31.000 Yep 30 30
00:12:49.000 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 31 31 32 33 33 Is that the hangover, Kuro?
00:13:18.000 That's the way to Kuro.
00:13:19.000 Hangover.
00:13:21.000 Kuro.
00:13:22.000 Hold on bro.
00:13:24.000 I get love letters every single day, but they're getting more elaborate.
00:13:36.000 Usually I get presents along with my love letters.
00:13:39.000 But, you know, because I'm a rich man, sometimes it's not all about the presents they give me.
00:13:43.000 Sometimes it's about the effort they put in.
00:13:46.000 So, she made it nice and succinct.
00:13:49.000 Basic info, where she's from, how much she weighs, confirming she's not married with no kids.
00:13:54.000 That's nice.
00:13:56.000 And then we have her resume, qualifications, that she can cook and all these things.
00:14:00.000 I have her whole resume here.
00:14:01.000 I'm going to hide her picture because I don't want her to get dogs.
00:14:04.000 We have here who she is and all her qualifications, God-fearing, religious, etc., etc., her contact details.
00:14:11.000 Then we have the letter.
00:14:12.000 We have a bunch of religious things in here.
00:14:15.000 And the thing that's good about this letter is, I don't want anyone to read it, I just want you guys to see how neat her handwriting is.
00:14:22.000 Look how neat.
00:14:22.000 I'm just going to show a line.
00:14:26.000 Look how neat that writing is.
00:14:27.000 Isn't that neat?
00:14:30.000 Super neat handwriting, which is impressive.
00:14:33.000 On and on about how I'm the best man in the world.
00:14:36.000 Blah blah blah.
00:14:37.000 I think, because I get so many of these love letters, it's now become a competition between who has the nicest writing.
00:14:43.000 But girls, as you continue to send me letters, I like this basic info thing.
00:14:47.000 This is very smart what she's done.
00:14:49.000 Keep it short and succinct because I'm very busy.
00:14:51.000 I want to get all the basic info cards every day and look through.
00:14:54.000 You know, if I want a blonde, I'd take the blonde and see who's fat, who's not.
00:14:57.000 I want basic info cards of every single love letter from now on because a lot of you girls make the mistake of sending me love letters and it's just large gibberish about how great I am.
00:15:05.000 You haven't told me if your tits are big.
00:15:07.000 You haven't told me what color your hair is.
00:15:09.000 I'm just reading all this stuff.
00:15:11.000 I'm great.
00:15:11.000 I'm great.
00:15:12.000 Duh.
00:15:12.000 I know.
00:15:13.000 But I need the info.
00:15:15.000 So this is good.
00:15:15.000 So please send basic info cards with your love letters from now on so I can save myself and you time.
00:15:23.000 I mean, let's be honest.
00:15:23.000 You don't want to keep sending me love letters when you've sent 20 or 30 letters.
00:15:27.000 And it's just so much blabbering on about how great I am.
00:15:29.000 I still don't know the size of your tits.
00:15:31.000 That's why I'm not replying.