Tate Speech - September 25, 2024


Packing for Bandcamp | Tate Confidential Ep 258


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

130.18303

Word Count

1,304

Sentence Count

135

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

The story of the Gollum Cave Tragedy, the story of a group of friends trapped in a cave, and the tragic loss of five of their friends in the resulting cave tragedy. This episode is brought to you by Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. The theme song is Come Alone by The Weakerthans, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings, and our theme music is from Fugue. Additional music in the episode was written and performed by Ian Dorsch. We are working on transcribing this episode of the podcast and putting it on SoundCloud. Thank you so much for all the support we ve gotten so far, and we ll see you next week with Part 2 of The Cave of Death, coming soon. Stay tuned for that! Credits: Music by Jeff Kaale (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 56, 57, 58, 60, 61, and finally, finally, we'll see you in court next week. Thanks for listening and supporting the podcast! Epilog Logo by Courtney DeKorte and Rachel Wardell. Artwork by Dee McDonnell. Music and production by Ian McKinnon. Cover art by Jeff McElton. "Thank you, Rachel McElroy Thanks again for coming to the podcast for the podcast for the cover art by Kevin McLeod and our thanks to my new album "The Cave" by Ian McLeod. Logo design by Mark Phillips Please rate and review the podcast "Cave of Death" by by , "The Gullum Cave Girl" by Bobby Lord is out on Soundtrack is out now on Soundcloud, and is out in the workspace on amazon in . , and & is available on VaynerSpeak "Gollum" is on , and on Podchaser, at .


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'll try to make a video anything to get out.
00:00:10.000 you I think dying trapped in a cave, especially under war in a cave, is probably one of the worst ways to die.
00:00:16.000 Okay, so if you were trapped in a cave under war, and you were about to die, and all you had to do to save your own life was to give up your Nintendo, would you do it?
00:00:22.000 Of course I would. I don't like Nintendo.
00:00:26.000 You seem to be bad at Smash Bros.
00:00:28.000 You can't give up your Nintendo.
00:00:30.000 There has to be another way. Out of the cave.
00:00:33.000 No, you have to draw hard lines in life.
00:00:35.000 You can't give up your Nintendo just to save your life.
00:00:38.000 What are you doing down there anyway?
00:00:42.000 You should have Nintendon't.
00:00:44.000 People who go into caves think it's fun.
00:00:47.000 Nintendon't go down there.
00:00:49.000 Yeah, I got it, but people who go into caves do it.
00:00:52.000 Nintendon't put yourself in that situation.
00:00:57.000 Intendon't to be there.
00:01:03.000 See, like most discussions, the logical conclusion after a little bit of analysis is that you're a fucking faggot, you're shit at Smash Bros, always fucking has been, always fucking will be, any excuse to give your fucking Nintendo away.
00:01:14.000 You're a faggot and nobody likes you.
00:01:17.000 That is true. Caving is cool.
00:01:48.000 This is white people alone.
00:01:49.000 This cave system was not much of a touring cave.
00:01:52.000 There were very few areas where a person could fully stand.
00:01:55.000 It was mostly blue and crawls or squeezing through wet spaces filled with rocks and mud.
00:02:00.000 That's why after a few hours, four of the group members, two men and two women, turned back his plan.
00:02:06.000 Dave Adamson's fiance was one of these casual capers.
00:02:14.000 At this point in the day, the men were starting to crawl through the far marathon passage.
00:02:19.000 This claustrophobic tunnel is the length of three football fields, over 900 feet of narrow rock with a light stream of water along the bottom.
00:02:27.000 Far marathon passage must be maneuvered in a single direction because it's only 18 inches by 12 inches, barely enough room for an average-sized person to pull themselves along.
00:02:37.000 Imagine calling in space not much bigger than your computer's Shoulders hope was to reach this next section of the caving system to clear out passages for further mapping.
00:02:46.000 Who needs a map of that place?
00:02:48.000 Around this time, Morag had come back to the entrance to see if her men were done yet, but she didn't see any signs that the cavers were coming out.
00:02:56.000 Unfortunately, they had no idea just how much water was coming their way.
00:03:02.000 Morag had returned to the cave entrance a final time at nine o'clock.
00:03:06.000 She was utterly horrified to see a lake of water collected around the entrance to the cave system.
00:03:11.000 It was fully submerged and completely inaccessible.
00:03:15.000 Her fear and desperation fueled a frantic three-mile...
00:03:17.000 Did they not just check the weather for the day that they're going to go caving?
00:03:20.000 Once you go underneath, if something changes, something happens, changes.
00:03:22.000 Though the water level had risen, they had no choice but to get back to a higher chamber as quickly as possible.
00:03:28.000 This extreme distance in such a confining chamber was likely panic-inducing with such a heavy stream of water coming at them.
00:03:34.000 In 1970, friends of the cabers entered a closed system to move their bodies to an upper chamber.
00:03:39.000 It was renamed the Sanctuary.
00:03:43.000 What is wrong with white people?
00:03:47.000 Who on fucking earth would ever go in there?
00:03:55.000 Ever. Baby, these are your mates.
00:03:59.000 Explain their actions.
00:04:00.000 That happened in England. Those are definitely your mates.
00:04:03.000 No. They were your mates.
00:04:06.000 They were 100% your mates.
00:04:09.000 They got drowned by the wa-uh.
00:04:11.000 Listen. They had no idea of the deadly danger they faced within the Cave of Death.
00:04:25.000 Explain these people to me, Andrew.
00:04:28.000 Hey, we're just sitting around. Let's go where there's no air or space.
00:04:33.000 The Cave of Death.
00:04:36.000 The end of the morning will return.
00:04:39.000 This is the fatal breakdown of the Gollum Cave tragedy.
00:04:43.000 On Wednesday, August 17th, a group of five friends went out for a tunnel before, so she had reassured the others that they would be able to hold their breath and swim the 15 feet to the other cave inside.
00:04:54.000 Despite becoming hypothermic and passing out during his experience, she was still excited to show her friends this secret place.
00:05:02.000 Well, Jennifer, I know a cave.
00:05:03.000 We're gonna explore.
00:05:05.000 Yeah.
00:05:07.000 A fifth friend, Joseph Ferguson.
00:05:09.000 I'm a surprise for you, Mom.
00:05:11.000 I'm a surprise for you, Mom.
00:05:18.000 Bye.
00:05:20.000 Tomorrow morning I have court, and if I lose, I'm going straight to a jail cell.
00:05:23.000 I know. And I didn't want to go to jail until you just said that.
00:05:26.000 Now I'm strongly considering going to jail, so your surprise is ruined.
00:05:29.000 So I can sit in the jail cell with Tristan and say, at least we're not going to see Bailey and his dumb shit.
00:05:34.000 You can't go to jail, because I have to give you your surprise.
00:05:38.000 Tristan, we have to make sure whatever we say to the judge tomorrow puts us in jail.
00:05:43.000 Tell her I'm guilty. More than guilty.
00:05:45.000 Guilty of not sorry.
00:05:47.000 Yeah. I am a human trafficker.
00:05:50.000 I am a danger to the public.
00:05:52.000 Guys will be committed.
00:05:53.000 You do not lock me up immediately.
00:05:55.000 You're going to ruin the surprise.
00:05:59.000 That's the plan. Is that the last thing that you want to say to me before you surprise?
00:06:04.000 Yeah. Yeah, it is.
00:06:06.000 What are your last words?
00:06:08.000 Whatever it is, I'm still going to dislike you.
00:06:12.000 I need to get that one more time.
00:06:14.000 Video evidence. That you have full permission to play the trumpet as loud as you want at any time of day within the house, yes?
00:06:22.000 Do you agree to that? We encourage it.
00:06:26.000 If I had the choice of sleeping peacefully or watching my good friend baby play the trumpet, I'll choose my friends every time.
00:06:33.000 You're going to regret these words.
00:06:35.000 Never. I love trumpet.
00:06:38.000 The sound of a trumpet.
00:07:02.000 Can you feel the promise of the day前 watering flowers, and caking from past hibernation?
00:07:17.000 Can you feel the promise of the day?
00:07:25.000 Count in alien sounds the eternal day.
00:07:30.000 Can you feel the promise of the day?
00:07:50.000 Are you ready?
00:07:52.000 for SSP.
00:07:54.000 Let's f***ing go!
00:07:56.000 Let's go!
00:07:58.000 I only have an hour and a half to go forward.
00:08:02.000 Yeah.
00:08:04.000 Baby, you're gonna get whooped.
00:08:11.000 No, you're not ready. You're tired.
00:08:13.000 I'm awake. And I'll field you with energy with the trumpet.
00:08:16.000 I'm ready to go.
00:08:17.000 Oh, that's a computer.
00:08:21.000 Nice guy.
00:08:22.000 He's slow.
00:08:25.000 F***ing Joker.
00:08:32.000 What did I say?
00:08:52.000 What did I say would happen?
00:08:54.000 I told you.
00:08:56.000 You're a cheater and you're a champion.
00:08:57.000 I told you.
00:08:59.000 Little Mac. Yes!
00:09:03.000 What's up, T? We haven't got a decision.
00:09:05.000 Hey! I know you don't.
00:09:07.000 You're back already. I am back.
00:09:10.000 Hassle's quick. In about an hour, I might be in jail.
00:09:15.000 Whiskey? Oh, if they said you've been to jail, I'm not gonna have a bottle.
00:09:20.000 Take my drunk ass to jail.
00:09:23.000 I'll drink with you. Why didn't you play SSB with us this morning?
00:09:28.000 You know what? Excellent trumpeteering.
00:09:31.000 Excellent, by the way.
00:09:32.000 I'm very impressed. The trumpeteering was really top notch, but I genuinely didn't get to bed until four, and the trumpet went off at five.
00:09:39.000 And I thought, oh, so you're a little tired, sleepyhead, baby, baby.
00:09:43.000 Tired boy. Is that what happened?
00:09:45.000 You're not ice heavy. You can't lift your eyes.
00:09:48.000 You can lift that weight. It was Harry's Whisper, God Save the Queen, in the Smash Bros.
00:09:52.000 theme tune. Baby boo-boo tired.
00:09:59.000 How many of you did it 26 times?