Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


PARTY PLANE TO IBIZA | Tate Confidential Ep 106


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

109.54442

Word Count

1,603

Sentence Count

170

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

The French don t want us to go to Ibiza, so what do we do with all the cars and all the people on the flight? Call Jay and see if he can get us on a plane to get us to the island, but it s not going to happen. So what's the one thing we can do to make it happen? Call Luke's family and ask them to get the planes to take us there, but they re not happy with us. So we call the French again, and this time they say we re not allowed to leave the country. What the hell are we supposed to do now that we ve been banned from leaving the country? We can t even get on the Eurotunnel, and we re in Luton in the worst place in the world, in the middle of nowhere, in a place where depressed people are meant to be. What should we do now? We ll find a way to get to the beach, but first we ll need to get there, and that s not so easy, is it possible to get on a jet plane? We ll have to call Jay and ask the jet people, and maybe they can help us get us there. Can we get a plane, can we get some planes to carry all those cars and people on it? can we make it there? Will it be any good? Let us know what we should do now, we ll find out soon. xoxo. - The Jones' Boys - Tom and Andrew xxx If you like the podcast, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! and tell us what you think of the podcast. We'll be looking out for you in the podcast in the comments section and we'll be listening to it in the next instalment of the next episode. Thank you! - Tom Bells, Tom and Luke xxx - Tom xxx. - Tom & Luke x - Jack xx - - Luke x - Andrew x x - Tom xx - Luke X - Tim Tim - Ben . , X :D & Luke ? Thank you so much for listening to this podcast, Thanks for listening and supporting the podcast and supporting this podcast and we really appreciate it so much, it really means a lot, thank you for being a pleasure to make us feel like this podcast.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get jammed!
00:00:07.000 9!
00:00:09.000 Control and retain!
00:00:13.000 Control and retain!
00:00:24.000 I think I'm gonna take that.
00:00:30.000 So it's cancelled. It's cancelled.
00:00:44.000 We drunk loads of booze and we're supposed to be leaving today to drive around.
00:00:49.000 But Luke's family.
00:00:51.000 But Luke's family, the French, have said that we're not allowed to leave the country.
00:00:55.000 I don't know how. They must have seen from the social media, knew we were all coming, and they've canceled it.
00:00:59.000 We're not allowed to cross the EuroTunnel.
00:01:01.000 I'm literally depressed. That was our plan for the next two weeks.
00:01:06.000 So now what the fuck do we do?
00:01:09.000 I was looking so forward.
00:01:11.000 And now we're in Luton.
00:01:13.000 We're in Luton, mate. The worst place in the world.
00:01:16.000 Where depressed people are meant to be, though.
00:01:19.000 I feel at home here. The universe has returned us to our original place.
00:01:24.000 Our base state of existence.
00:01:26.000 Being in Luton. We're supposed to go Ibiza.
00:01:31.000 What Jay should do...
00:01:33.000 Is there any way you can put all the cars on a plane?
00:01:36.000 There's no point in flying cars to Ibiza, is there?
00:01:39.000 You got your Jett contacts, Colin.
00:01:42.000 We're the Jett guys. I'm ****ing myself.
00:01:46.000 Can I even say that on YouTube? Or do they have to bleep that out?
00:01:49.000 Anyway, it's gonna happen.
00:01:50.000 This is the last one. Nice.
00:01:52.000 The last one. Because there's never gonna be a camera ever again, is there?
00:01:54.000 The French are ****ing. The French are ****ing.
00:01:56.000 They know about us. They don't want us to come.
00:01:59.000 It's because last time we had too much fun in France.
00:02:01.000 The last time we all got arrested for speeding that guy up.
00:02:04.000 Yeah. So now the French don't want our trip to go.
00:02:07.000 Apparently for no reason he smashed Jay's windscreen in.
00:02:11.000 Jay's another guy who we're driving with.
00:02:12.000 Smashed his windscreen in and then all the guys got out and jumped in and then smashed his house up.
00:02:19.000 Then they tried to pull a gun and they took the gun off of him.
00:02:21.000 Yeah. So it turns out the English have beaten the French once again.
00:02:26.000 It's true. It's 1815 all over again.
00:02:28.000 And Trashman got disarmed and got his house smashed up.
00:02:31.000 Yeah. He basically surrendered.
00:02:34.000 Call Jay, put him in touch with our jet people and see if we can get planes to bring the cars and the people in.
00:02:39.000 Maybe we don't need cars. Maybe we all just need to fly to Ibiza and get drunk.
00:02:42.000 Maybe we need to get a plane, charter a plane, get all the cannon run guys, get them on the plane, start boozing, teach Luke a lesson, and then go to Ibiza and just go.
00:02:51.000 Call Jay, put him in touch with our jet ride and make it happen.
00:02:56.000 I'm depressed. Fucking should be.
00:03:05.000 It's going off. It's going off, isn't it?
00:03:08.000 It's going off, it's going off.
00:03:09.000 Cannon run air flying out of London big and hell.
00:03:11.000 done IB forgot it boxed Andrew what's happening? So we weren't supposed to go on the run and then we
00:03:39.000 We talked about planes and now I suggest some planes.
00:03:42.000 We have a plane. A plane has been charged, an individual plane for everyone on the canyon.
00:03:46.000 And we're gone, Toby. You can't just get a plane.
00:03:49.000 You can, you just buy a plane. If you buy a plane, say hi, I've got 150 people, give me a plane.
00:03:53.000 You just spend on some money. What do you mean you just got a plane?
00:03:59.000 We've got a plane. Is that one?
00:04:02.000 No. That's just everyone's staff, everyone's parking the cars, and we're going to fly to a beach.
00:04:06.000 Can I ask you a question? Yeah.
00:04:09.000 If you cut out the driving of this trip, what's left?
00:04:15.000 Just the boozing.
00:04:18.000 Can't drink or drive, can you?
00:04:20.000 I'm super excited.
00:04:21.000 You can drink and fly.
00:04:23.000 I'm not really excited. I am excited.
00:04:26.000 I'm going to land the swamp.
00:04:27.000 But it might get really, really nasty.
00:04:32.000 Now you'll be alright. You're alright.
00:04:37.000 I love the cat and run.
00:04:39.000 Can you say that now?
00:04:41.000 Yeah. You just wait. I'm gonna make you hate booze.
00:04:45.000 Right now it's just coffee and nice music.
00:04:48.000 I'm super excited I'm so excited!
00:05:04.000 so
00:05:33.000 oh really and the weather in ibiza is just as fucked as is here apparently We have a giant speaker.
00:05:59.000 We have a giant speaker. We're on a plane, and everyone's already driving.
00:06:02.000 We haven't even taken off yet.
00:06:05.000 We're going to be fair!
00:06:10.000 It's gonna get really rolling off.
00:06:12.000 Yeah, it's gonna go beyond five.
00:06:15.000 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get jammed!
00:06:22.000 Ay ay ay, what you got for me?
00:06:28.000 Some of you are just sipping.
00:06:29.000 Go round and check, Jake.
00:06:31.000 Go round and check. Who's going to get fired?
00:06:40.000 Who's going to get fired? We've been in training for this Luke!
00:06:46.000 We've been training!
00:06:51.000 We're coming again!
00:07:04.000 Where are we going again?
00:07:07.000 We're fucking going again!
00:07:09.000 Oh, we're going again.
00:07:15.000 Who fucking asked that stupid question?
00:07:18.000 You know, you'll have to take them back to the old camp road!
00:07:25.000 Ready! Steady!
00:07:27.000 Knock it back!
00:07:29.000 Knock it back! Keep an eye on him!
00:07:32.000 Keep an eye on him! Keep on him!
00:07:33.000 Keep on him! Keep on him! Keep on him! Keep on him!
00:07:35.000 There you go!
00:07:38.000 Upside door! No, no, no!
00:07:41.000 We're still going!
00:07:51.000 We're still going! Welcome to the real world, Luke.
00:07:53.000 This is the real world.
00:07:55.000 One round to go after this.
00:07:57.000 Lose Aikido.
00:08:11.000 I'm good.
00:08:16.000 Shit. Luke, we've been preparing.
00:08:18.000 Imagine if we've never trained you at all to do this shit.
00:08:20.000 You've died. Americans can't drink.
00:08:23.000 They need to be trained. We've come to Europe.
00:08:26.000 We've been teaching it. We've just got to fucking neck it, neck it, neck it, neck it.
00:08:29.000 Americans think having two beers is like a drink at night out.
00:08:32.000 Fuck, they can't drink at all.
00:08:35.000 Why are you making an extinction?
00:08:37.000 The jet is the sale of one and a half million quid.
00:08:39.000 You're being taken by the jet!
00:08:42.000 Should we buy the jet?
00:08:44.000 Right, Tate, you've heard it from everybody, don't buy the jet.
00:08:47.000 You're all about to stop the sale.
00:08:48.000 This is the man that will stop the sale.
00:08:51.000 Buying the jet, Canon 121 is not enough.
00:08:54.000 Peer pressure, it's peer pressure.
00:08:56.000 It is peer pressure. He's going to peer pressure me in to buy a fucking plane, which I never see, and he'll use his non-stop.
00:09:02.000 Yes! That's what's going to happen.
00:09:04.000 Peer pressure. Are you ready?
00:09:06.000 Take. Ready. Right. Go.
00:09:09.000 The problem with these is they only pour as fast as they can.
00:09:19.000 It's going to be a draw.
00:09:22.000 It's going to be a draw.
00:09:25.000 What are we all?
00:09:28.000 Yeah, it doesn't look good. Buying jets, booze, all the time.
00:09:34.000 Buying jets and booze.
00:09:35.000 I don't know. Buying jets and booze.
00:09:37.000 That's what this is, isn't it? I don't know.
00:09:39.000 Nothing listens. Nothing doesn't listen.
00:09:42.000 I was going to stand up the whole time.
00:09:44.000 Yes! We're bad for each other.
00:10:13.000 Trust me, you don't want this to break.
00:10:15.000 I am working on behalf of Jay Cannon, who's given me the authority to bust people around.
00:10:28.000 Now! I don't give a fuck what you're doing.
00:10:32.000 I don't give a fuck if you need to piss.
00:10:34.000 We are landing right now.
00:10:36.000 So just get in the seat.
00:10:38.000 We all have to sit down.
00:10:40.000 There's no way around it.
00:10:42.000 The air storages have insisted, but they said I'm scarier than them.
00:10:46.000 So they've given me the job of telling everyone to sit down, take your seats, and we're landing, and you can take a piss at Ibiza in about 10 minutes time.
00:10:57.000 We're not kids, not children.
00:10:59.000 Told you!
00:11:01.000 You're the best!
00:11:03.000 Thank you!
00:11:05.000 You're the best!
00:11:07.000 Thank you!
00:11:09.000 You're the best!
00:11:11.000 Thank you!
00:11:13.000 You're the best!
00:11:15.000 Thank you!
00:11:17.000 You're the best!
00:11:19.000 Thank you!
00:11:21.000 You're the best!
00:11:23.000 Thank you!
00:11:25.000 You're the best!
00:11:27.000 Thank you!
00:11:29.000 You're the best!
00:11:31.000 Thank you!
00:11:33.000 a threat of
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00:13:36.000 Wait, he has to drink all of it!
00:13:38.000 Salad? So what happened to the car rally?
00:14:27.000 What happened? We started boozing.
00:14:33.000 Time just kind of got away from us.
00:14:37.000 We just like teleported.