Tate Speech - July 18, 2024


PENCIL NECK | Tate Confidential Ep 243


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

164.53745

Word Count

2,490

Sentence Count

266

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about what it's like to drive a car from Dubai to Italy, and how much it would cost to bring a car across the Atlantic, and what it would take to get a car to the other side of the Atlantic. The guys also talk about the new Pagani Huyura BC, and why they think it would be a great car to bring to the Middle East, and if they would be willing to pay the price of $600,000 to upgrade it. And of course, there's the question of whether or not the guys should get a new car at all, and which one would be the best option for them. The guys finish the episode with a little bit of news, and then the guys are off to the shops to buy another car! Season 5 is now airing on the Motor Trend network through September 2019, Season 4 is available on Amazon Prime and Vimeo worldwide. Thanks for listening and share the podcast with your fellow car enthusiast friends! Subscribe, like, and share it! Timestamps: 5:30 - What would you pay for a car? 6:00 - What car would you like to buy? 7:40 - How much is too much money to spend on a car 8:20 - What kind of car do you need? 9:00 10:10 - Is it worth it? 11:10 12:30 Can you afford a car right now? 13: What car should you get? 14:40 15:00 Can you drive to Dubai? 16: How much money? 17:50 - How do you want to drive to the airport? 18:00 What car is the most expensive car you like? 19:00 Is it a good car you're going to drive? 21:00 Do you have a good heart? 22:00 Would you need to have a car like that? 25:00 Should you get another car in Dubai to drive it back? 26:30 27:00 How much do you like a car that s expensive? 28:30 What car are you looking for? 29:00 Will you need a good person with a good time? 35:30 Do you need another car to drive back to the next one? 31:00 Does he need a car with good heart ? 32:30 Does he want to get another one soon?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Outro Music...
00:00:19.000 No problem. No problem. No problem.
00:00:21.000 The other thing just to bear in mind for yourself, in terms of how you move the car,
00:00:26.000 would be, because to bring a car from Dubai to Italy, you would need to come on a car aid,
00:00:33.000 and you would plan to move it somewhere else.
00:00:37.000 The luggage is there, with some notes.
00:00:43.000 So, the luggage is there, with some notes.
00:01:03.000 We have the performance one is 313k.
00:01:09.000 Okay. The PC kit, so all the aesthetics and the carbon fiber is, and the aerodynamic of course, is 307k.
00:01:18.000 Okay. And then you have 40,000 euro additional for a three-way air duct system, which are the additional air intakes which you have in the engine roof.
00:01:28.000 Yep. Okay, well this sounds like I'd have all the best performance upgrades.
00:01:42.000 I have all the best aero.
00:01:45.000 660k, deal, done, no problem.
00:01:47.000 I think I spend that week on cigars, so this is easy.
00:01:50.000 Yeah, well, it's good for me.
00:01:52.000 So that's that done. I guess the only other thing is If I can think of any other upgrades, I love the color of the car, I don't want to change the color.
00:02:00.000 I'd probably like to put my name in the headrest, embroider Tate into the headrest would be nice.
00:02:05.000 With a logo or a crest?
00:02:08.000 Yeah, I'll send the logo and the name and you can find a way to make it look nice.
00:02:11.000 I've already got this on my Bugatti, so we'll do it on the Pagani as well.
00:02:14.000 Easy stuff. And then I can't think of anything else, really.
00:02:17.000 I'd have to... My brother has crazy ideas.
00:02:19.000 I'll ask if there's anything crazy we'd want to do with it.
00:02:23.000 But all in all, I think that's basically it.
00:02:24.000 So I'm happy with the price.
00:02:26.000 It sounds like all the performance upgrades.
00:02:27.000 There's no performance upgrades I won't have if I pay for this, right?
00:02:31.000 There'll be nothing I won't have.
00:02:33.000 Good. So I'll have the best of the best.
00:02:36.000 We installed the best we have as of today in terms of technology and performance.
00:02:41.000 Perfect. Aero will look amazing.
00:02:42.000 Colors are already good. I'll send you the logo and we'll come up with a design for the headrest and I'll speak to my brother to see if there's anything else we want to do custom on this car.
00:02:51.000 And then we'll go from there.
00:02:53.000 So I'll speak to friends and I'm ready to pay the money and we'll go from there.
00:02:56.000 And it's been fantastic to meet you.
00:02:57.000 Only $600,000 to upgrade my Pagani.
00:02:59.000 You just casually spent $600,000 like it was nothing.
00:03:01.000 No, but only, yeah, it is nothing.
00:03:02.000 $600,000 to upgrade the brakes, the engine performance, the clutch, the suspension, everything on a Pagani Huyura BC. That's a bargain.
00:03:09.000 I was expecting it to be two or three million.
00:03:10.000 $600,000. Fucking they could have sold it to me twice.
00:03:13.000 Remember when you and I were talking and saying that you don't need any more cars and you were gonna just chill for six months?
00:03:18.000 You didn't last six weeks.
00:03:20.000 I already had the Hero BC and I don't have a new car.
00:03:23.000 I'm upgrading it. Although, now you busted me.
00:03:27.000 I did buy a new car today. Wait, you have something today?
00:03:30.000 Yeah, I bought something today. Where have I been?
00:03:33.000 I'm not aware... See, what happened was...
00:03:37.000 My favorite car is the 812, but the best car is the McLaren 765LT. It's the best car, hands down.
00:03:43.000 And I have a purple one, which is gorgeous, and it came here, and then I was abusing it.
00:03:46.000 Remember, I did the little dance, the decot dance, and it came, and I was racing it around, and then something went wrong with the throttle.
00:03:51.000 I don't know exactly what it was.
00:03:53.000 Something was weird with the throttle, where I couldn't get it all the way down.
00:03:55.000 In neutral, I could put the throttle down, but when it was in gear, the throttle would only go down 90%.
00:03:59.000 It wouldn't go all the way down. So I sent it back to McLaren.
00:04:01.000 They said, it's the throttle housing, and they're going to replace the throttle housing, and they're going to fix it.
00:04:04.000 And they did that, and they sent the car back to me, but it's still broken.
00:04:06.000 So now they have to come and get it.
00:04:07.000 And I thought, this is going to upset me.
00:04:09.000 It means I'm going to spend two weeks without a McLaren 765LT, and I don't deserve that because I'm a good person with a good heart, and I'm a very nice man.
00:04:14.000 So what I'll do is I'll buy another one.
00:04:16.000 So I bought another one this morning for $600,000.
00:04:18.000 This is what I mean. $600,000 for Pagani.
00:04:20.000 I spent $600,000 on McLaren this morning.
00:04:21.000 I bought another one for $600,000.
00:04:23.000 So the truck that's coming to collect my McLaren to fix it will drop off my new one.
00:04:27.000 Then they'll take that one home, fix it, then they'll bring it back, and then I'll have two here, although I already have four 765s, so this is my fifth 765.
00:04:36.000 No sane person needs five 765s.
00:04:39.000 Never said I was sane. You are pretty crazy.
00:04:42.000 So I spent 1.2 million today, so far.
00:04:45.000 Actually, if you want to be technical.
00:04:47.000 When did you buy this? I've been with you all day.
00:04:50.000 I bet you woke up.
00:04:52.000 Woke up, went police for check-in, went gym.
00:04:54.000 When I was bench pressing Nice
00:04:58.000 Nice Nice
00:06:10.000 What are they doing?
00:06:11.000 Installing a bulletproof door.
00:06:14.000 Why do you need a bulletproof door to your room?
00:06:16.000 We have bulletproof doors to the house.
00:06:18.000 You know, it's quite an interesting story, actually, baby.
00:06:20.000 I'm glad you asked. Last night, I couldn't sleep.
00:06:23.000 I was thinking, are they going to raid my house again?
00:06:25.000 You know, all this psychological damage and trauma, which I enjoy because it makes me more powerful than ever before.
00:06:30.000 So I'm sitting there thinking, are they going to raid the house?
00:06:32.000 And if they do, there's double open of doors.
00:06:33.000 You can't stop them getting in, but you can make it hard for them, you know?
00:06:36.000 You can just be annoying. Like, yeah, you can raid my house, but it's going to take a long time just to be awkward.
00:06:42.000 I can't go anywhere.
00:06:43.000 Nothing's gonna change, but sometimes when you're in a position like mine, you just enjoy being petty and awkward.
00:06:50.000 So I thought, well, there's bulletproof doors there, and there's bulletproof doors here, and there's bulletproof doors there, but my bedroom hasn't got a bulletproof door.
00:06:55.000 Do I really need a bulletproof door, or is this over the top?
00:06:57.000 And I couldn't sleep, so I thought, I need to sleep.
00:06:59.000 So I rolled over, and I fucked this bitch, and fucked her, and then I laid there, and still couldn't sleep, so I rolled over, fucked the other bitch, and still couldn't sleep, so I fucked both of them now.
00:07:07.000 I'm laying there awake. No other bitches.
00:07:09.000 I could have texted, I could have sent one home, got another bitch.
00:07:12.000 It all got a bit awkward and I thought, you know what, tomorrow I'm just going to put a blue roof door in my bedroom.
00:07:14.000 So I did.
00:07:17.000 Do you think you were doing it?
00:07:18.000 What? What do you mean? You thought you were going to drive your car?
00:07:21.000 Yeah. Why? I'm just driving.
00:07:23.000 Why not? Listen, let me explain some economics and some mathematics to you because you don't quite understand exactly how the world works because you're a youngster.
00:07:31.000 So let me explain something to you.
00:07:33.000 The owner of every single club in Bucharest is happy to drop a reservation at the last minute and give me a table.
00:07:39.000 Why? Because I'm handsome?
00:07:41.000 Because I'm having a gay fling with them?
00:07:43.000 No. I like them and they're good dudes.
00:07:45.000 But the truth is, it's because I spend money.
00:07:48.000 And when I go out, I have to spend money.
00:07:50.000 And I can't spend enough money on sparkling water to make it worth his time kicking his clients off the tables.
00:07:55.000 So that means I have to buy booze.
00:07:57.000 And buying booze and sitting around not drinking it is for faggots and gays.
00:08:01.000 And I refuse to do that.
00:08:03.000 So here's what you can't do.
00:08:05.000 I don't mind everyone leeching off my fun and my fame and my drinking atmosphere because I'm the champion of nightlife.
00:08:11.000 I don't mind it one bit, but you're at least going to fucking participate.
00:08:14.000 What you're not going to do is be like, oh yeah, Tristan's bought this table.
00:08:18.000 He spent five grand.
00:08:19.000 There's champagne and whiskey everywhere.
00:08:20.000 Let me talk to the girls.
00:08:22.000 Hey girls, how you doing? Yeah, I'm on this table.
00:08:24.000 I'm the baller. You get the numbers.
00:08:26.000 Okay guys, I'm driving home sober and not suffer the fucking indignity of the hangover the next day.
00:08:30.000 You are participating in the booze.
00:08:33.000 That's part of the fucking package, Alex.
00:08:35.000 And there's no way out.
00:08:37.000 You'll be a faggot, Alex. Go drink after we get home.
00:08:42.000 Alex! Shut the f*** up, Alex!
00:08:45.000 Then why the f*** would I spend four or five grand?
00:08:47.000 Why are we going out? If you want to meet girls, why don't you just invite one to the house and drink for free?
00:08:51.000 I got no problem with that.
00:08:52.000 But I'm not investing all the money and all this fun that we're about to have for you to sit around, oh, I just want to drink at home.
00:08:57.000 You'll f***ing sneak up to your bedroom.
00:08:59.000 Alex. Alex, don't be a f***.
00:09:01.000 We're drinking. I know you hate drinking, but you have to admit my logic is not bad.
00:09:05.000 It's good logic. It's infallible.
00:09:07.000 You can't dispute it. You love drinking.
00:09:08.000 No, no. I don't love drinking because of Shester.
00:09:12.000 I used to drink before I met him.
00:09:14.000 But Alex, my logic is not bad.
00:09:17.000 You have to admit my logic is good.
00:09:18.000 I mean, it's right, yeah. I'm correct.
00:09:19.000 So I'm morally correct whether you like it or not.
00:09:22.000 You can't just come and enjoy the fun, enjoy the food, drive away.
00:09:25.000 Why do you want to kill me?
00:09:27.000 We're not trying to kill you.
00:09:29.000 We're trying to facilitate fun.
00:09:30.000 No. I actually don't do that anymore besides to Marcel.
00:09:34.000 So unless Marcel challenges me, then we're going to have a nice sober drinking, a nice slow pace of drinking.
00:09:40.000 Oh, it's on Marcel, is it?
00:09:41.000 Fuck Alex No Marcel why?
00:09:45.000 Fuck Alex Fuck Alex
00:09:50.000 Think about it One night I wanna get in the motor
00:09:53.000 Dance to them I wanna get in his place Baby take it, I think I'm not, gonna get it right
00:09:57.000 You can't know me, that's what I'm about to say Wanna be your baby, in the center
00:10:01.000 Oh look at that That's how we get it, check it out
00:10:12.000 Broken lights, music's got me broken hearts I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you
00:10:40.000 I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you Tomorrow
00:10:56.000 So Nigel, admit now.
00:11:00.000 Alex is taller. I'm taller.
00:11:01.000 Bailey, Alex knows all these health tricks, all these stupid things.
00:11:05.000 He reads studies and takes weird pills and gives me pills to fucking help my fucking whatever.
00:11:10.000 And he's grown a centimeter and he's now taller than Nigel.
00:11:13.000 I think that since he lost, he's been in his room using spine straightening injections.
00:11:19.000 I don't know. But he's now taller than Nigel.
00:11:21.000 But is his neck bigger than mine?
00:11:24.000 That is the question.
00:11:26.000 Let's measure it up.
00:11:27.000 Let's do it. I have many nicknames in this house, the best of which is pencil neck, but I refuse to believe that my neck is the smallest in the house now because I do a preposterous amount of neck curls every day.
00:11:38.000 I'm down for neck measuring contest. Let's measure it up.
00:11:40.000 How do you measure your neck?
00:11:42.000 All right. From where to where? Roberto.
00:11:43.000 I will measure. We'll do the biggest, or Alex can do it.
00:11:45.000 We'll do the biggest one first. Obviously, Nigel and Tristan will have the biggest necks.
00:11:48.000 Those are inches. You do it in inches?
00:11:52.000 Oh, it's inches. No, centimeters are the other side.
00:11:54.000 The other side. Retard.
00:11:58.000 So we have here 40 and a half.
00:12:01.000 40 and a half. Alright, do mine.
00:12:03.000 He's watching me.
00:12:09.000 He's watching.
00:12:14.000 36. We have here 36 and a half.
00:12:20.000 I'm not fucking sure. 36 and a half.
00:12:22.000 36 and a half. We measured it two days ago.
00:12:25.000 It was 37. I know it didn't shrink.
00:12:27.000 I'd say faulty measurements.
00:12:29.000 Oh, nah, he's got some more of his neck in the house.
00:12:32.000 Yeah, probably. Well, 37.
00:12:35.000 Don't like you! Let's go!
00:12:38.000 Let's go! Measure that shit again!
00:12:41.000 Measure it again!
00:12:45.000 Measure it again!
00:12:47.000 Measure it again! Measure it again!
00:12:49.000 Measure it again! I can't find it.
00:12:52.000 Roberto, I need a neutral party.
00:12:55.000 Alex is trying to f*** me over.
00:12:57.000 Yeah, but don't measure it around the traps.
00:12:59.000 Measure it around the center, around the Adam's apple.
00:13:01.000 Right underneath the Adam's apple. It's slanted.
00:13:08.000 Nah, it's alright. 37 and a half.
00:13:10.000 No, it's slanted. You can see from the camera, he's got it slanted.
00:13:13.000 It's slanted. It needs to be at a nice parallel angle.
00:13:18.000 I think Alex is trying to lie, man.
00:13:20.000 37. 37?
00:13:23.000 Alex is trying to mess me up.
00:13:25.000 You're the tweeter. What happened?
00:13:28.000 I have a bigger neck than me.
00:13:29.000 No, he doesn't! He does. Half a centimeter.
00:13:33.000 Alex's neck was half a centimeter bigger than me.
00:13:35.000 I refuse to believe. I think Alex tried to screw me over on camera.
00:13:40.000 Alright, so I'm going to measure Alex's.
00:13:41.000 I swear if Alex has the smallest.
00:13:44.000 Alex, you know what? Your neck isn't big.
00:13:46.000 I will measure myself.
00:13:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:48.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:49.000 Alex, you have a small neck.
00:13:50.000 What do I...
00:13:51.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:13:53.000 No, no, no.
00:13:54.000 Barely hold the camera I have to celebrate
00:13:58.000 Underneath that one Ah
00:14:02.000 Ah Actually, it's about the age of 25
00:14:07.000 Ah ha!
00:14:09.000 Welcome Mick!
00:14:11.000 Ha ha ha!
00:14:13.000 Oh Oh
00:14:45.000 Oh fight out. I don't see you.
00:14:49.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.
00:14:51.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.
00:14:52.000 I don't see you. I don't see you.
00:14:53.000 I don't see you.
00:14:55.000 I don't see you.
00:14:56.000 I don't see you. I don't see you.
00:15:00.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.
00:15:01.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.
00:15:04.000 I don't see you. I don't see you.
00:15:06.000 I don't see you.