Tate Speech - PENCIL NECK | Tate Confidential Ep 243

In this episode, the guys talk about what it's like to drive a car from Dubai to Italy, and how much it would cost to bring a car across the Atlantic, and what it would take to get a car to the other side of the Atlantic. The guys also talk about the new Pagani Huyura BC, and why they think it would be a great car to bring to the Middle East, and if they would be willing to pay the price of $600,000 to upgrade it. And of course, there's the question of whether or not the guys should get a new car at all, and which one would be the best option for them. The guys finish the episode with a little bit of news, and then the guys are off to the shops to buy another car! Season 5 is now airing on the Motor Trend network through September 2019, Season 4 is available on Amazon Prime and Vimeo worldwide. Thanks for listening and share the podcast with your fellow car enthusiast friends! Subscribe, like, and share it! Timestamps: 5:30 - What would you pay for a car? 6:00 - What car would you like to buy? 7:40 - How much is too much money to spend on a car 8:20 - What kind of car do you need? 9:00 10:10 - Is it worth it? 11:10 12:30 Can you afford a car right now? 13: What car should you get? 14:40 15:00 Can you drive to Dubai? 16: How much money? 17:50 - How do you want to drive to the airport? 18:00 What car is the most expensive car you like? 19:00 Is it a good car you're going to drive? 21:00 Do you have a good heart? 22:00 Would you need to have a car like that? 25:00 Should you get another car in Dubai to drive it back? 26:30 27:00 How much do you like a car that s expensive? 28:30 What car are you looking for? 29:00 Will you need a good person with a good time? 35:30 Do you need another car to drive back to the next one? 31:00 Does he need a car with good heart ? 32:30 Does he want to get another one soon?

00:00:00.000 Outro Music...

00:00:19.000 No problem. No problem. No problem.

00:00:21.000 The other thing just to bear in mind for yourself, in terms of how you move the car,

00:00:26.000 would be, because to bring a car from Dubai to Italy, you would need to come on a car aid,

00:00:33.000 and you would plan to move it somewhere else.

00:00:37.000 The luggage is there, with some notes.

00:00:43.000 So, the luggage is there, with some notes.

00:01:03.000 We have the performance one is 313k.

00:01:09.000 Okay. The PC kit, so all the aesthetics and the carbon fiber is, and the aerodynamic of course, is 307k.

00:01:18.000 Okay. And then you have 40,000 euro additional for a three-way air duct system, which are the additional air intakes which you have in the engine roof.

00:01:28.000 Yep. Okay, well this sounds like I'd have all the best performance upgrades.

00:01:42.000 I have all the best aero.

00:01:45.000 660k, deal, done, no problem.

00:01:47.000 I think I spend that week on cigars, so this is easy.

00:01:50.000 Yeah, well, it's good for me.

00:01:52.000 So that's that done. I guess the only other thing is If I can think of any other upgrades, I love the color of the car, I don't want to change the color.

00:02:00.000 I'd probably like to put my name in the headrest, embroider Tate into the headrest would be nice. 0.96

00:02:05.000 With a logo or a crest?

00:02:08.000 Yeah, I'll send the logo and the name and you can find a way to make it look nice.

00:02:11.000 I've already got this on my Bugatti, so we'll do it on the Pagani as well.

00:02:14.000 Easy stuff. And then I can't think of anything else, really.

00:02:17.000 I'd have to... My brother has crazy ideas.

00:02:19.000 I'll ask if there's anything crazy we'd want to do with it.

00:02:23.000 But all in all, I think that's basically it.

00:02:24.000 So I'm happy with the price.

00:02:26.000 It sounds like all the performance upgrades.

00:02:27.000 There's no performance upgrades I won't have if I pay for this, right?

00:02:31.000 There'll be nothing I won't have.

00:02:33.000 Good. So I'll have the best of the best.

00:02:36.000 We installed the best we have as of today in terms of technology and performance.

00:02:41.000 Perfect. Aero will look amazing.

00:02:42.000 Colors are already good. I'll send you the logo and we'll come up with a design for the headrest and I'll speak to my brother to see if there's anything else we want to do custom on this car.

00:02:51.000 And then we'll go from there.

00:02:53.000 So I'll speak to friends and I'm ready to pay the money and we'll go from there.

00:02:56.000 And it's been fantastic to meet you.

00:02:57.000 Only $600,000 to upgrade my Pagani.

00:02:59.000 You just casually spent $600,000 like it was nothing.

00:03:01.000 No, but only, yeah, it is nothing.

00:03:02.000 $600,000 to upgrade the brakes, the engine performance, the clutch, the suspension, everything on a Pagani Huyura BC. That's a bargain.

00:03:09.000 I was expecting it to be two or three million.

00:03:10.000 $600,000. Fucking they could have sold it to me twice. 0.99

00:03:13.000 Remember when you and I were talking and saying that you don't need any more cars and you were gonna just chill for six months? 0.99

00:03:18.000 You didn't last six weeks.

00:03:20.000 I already had the Hero BC and I don't have a new car.

00:03:23.000 I'm upgrading it. Although, now you busted me.

00:03:27.000 I did buy a new car today. Wait, you have something today?

00:03:30.000 Yeah, I bought something today. Where have I been?

00:03:33.000 I'm not aware... See, what happened was...

00:03:37.000 My favorite car is the 812, but the best car is the McLaren 765LT. It's the best car, hands down.

00:03:43.000 And I have a purple one, which is gorgeous, and it came here, and then I was abusing it.

00:03:46.000 Remember, I did the little dance, the decot dance, and it came, and I was racing it around, and then something went wrong with the throttle.

00:03:51.000 I don't know exactly what it was.

00:03:53.000 Something was weird with the throttle, where I couldn't get it all the way down.

00:03:55.000 In neutral, I could put the throttle down, but when it was in gear, the throttle would only go down 90%.

00:03:59.000 It wouldn't go all the way down. So I sent it back to McLaren.

00:04:01.000 They said, it's the throttle housing, and they're going to replace the throttle housing, and they're going to fix it.

00:04:04.000 And they did that, and they sent the car back to me, but it's still broken.

00:04:06.000 So now they have to come and get it.

00:04:07.000 And I thought, this is going to upset me.

00:04:09.000 It means I'm going to spend two weeks without a McLaren 765LT, and I don't deserve that because I'm a good person with a good heart, and I'm a very nice man.

00:04:14.000 So what I'll do is I'll buy another one.

00:04:16.000 So I bought another one this morning for $600,000.

00:04:18.000 This is what I mean. $600,000 for Pagani.

00:04:20.000 I spent $600,000 on McLaren this morning.

00:04:21.000 I bought another one for $600,000.

00:04:23.000 So the truck that's coming to collect my McLaren to fix it will drop off my new one.

00:04:27.000 Then they'll take that one home, fix it, then they'll bring it back, and then I'll have two here, although I already have four 765s, so this is my fifth 765.

00:04:36.000 No sane person needs five 765s. 1.00

00:04:39.000 Never said I was sane. You are pretty crazy. 1.00

00:04:42.000 So I spent 1.2 million today, so far. 0.98

00:04:45.000 Actually, if you want to be technical.

00:04:47.000 When did you buy this? I've been with you all day.

00:04:50.000 I bet you woke up.

00:04:52.000 Woke up, went police for check-in, went gym.

00:04:54.000 When I was bench pressing Nice

00:04:58.000 Nice Nice

00:06:10.000 What are they doing?

00:06:11.000 Installing a bulletproof door.

00:06:14.000 Why do you need a bulletproof door to your room?

00:06:16.000 We have bulletproof doors to the house.

00:06:18.000 You know, it's quite an interesting story, actually, baby.

00:06:20.000 I'm glad you asked. Last night, I couldn't sleep.

00:06:23.000 I was thinking, are they going to raid my house again?

00:06:25.000 You know, all this psychological damage and trauma, which I enjoy because it makes me more powerful than ever before.

00:06:30.000 So I'm sitting there thinking, are they going to raid the house?

00:06:32.000 And if they do, there's double open of doors.

00:06:33.000 You can't stop them getting in, but you can make it hard for them, you know?

00:06:36.000 You can just be annoying. Like, yeah, you can raid my house, but it's going to take a long time just to be awkward.

00:06:42.000 I can't go anywhere.

00:06:43.000 Nothing's gonna change, but sometimes when you're in a position like mine, you just enjoy being petty and awkward.

00:06:50.000 So I thought, well, there's bulletproof doors there, and there's bulletproof doors here, and there's bulletproof doors there, but my bedroom hasn't got a bulletproof door.

00:06:55.000 Do I really need a bulletproof door, or is this over the top?

00:06:57.000 And I couldn't sleep, so I thought, I need to sleep. 1.00

00:06:59.000 So I rolled over, and I fucked this bitch, and fucked her, and then I laid there, and still couldn't sleep, so I rolled over, fucked the other bitch, and still couldn't sleep, so I fucked both of them now. 1.00

00:07:07.000 I'm laying there awake. No other bitches. 1.00

00:07:09.000 I could have texted, I could have sent one home, got another bitch. 1.00

00:07:12.000 It all got a bit awkward and I thought, you know what, tomorrow I'm just going to put a blue roof door in my bedroom. 0.97

00:07:14.000 So I did.

00:07:17.000 Do you think you were doing it?

00:07:18.000 What? What do you mean? You thought you were going to drive your car?

00:07:21.000 Yeah. Why? I'm just driving.

00:07:23.000 Why not? Listen, let me explain some economics and some mathematics to you because you don't quite understand exactly how the world works because you're a youngster.

00:07:31.000 So let me explain something to you.

00:07:33.000 The owner of every single club in Bucharest is happy to drop a reservation at the last minute and give me a table.

00:07:39.000 Why? Because I'm handsome?

00:07:41.000 Because I'm having a gay fling with them? 0.99

00:07:43.000 No. I like them and they're good dudes.

00:07:45.000 But the truth is, it's because I spend money.

00:07:48.000 And when I go out, I have to spend money.

00:07:50.000 And I can't spend enough money on sparkling water to make it worth his time kicking his clients off the tables.

00:07:55.000 So that means I have to buy booze. 1.00

00:07:57.000 And buying booze and sitting around not drinking it is for faggots and gays. 1.00

00:08:01.000 And I refuse to do that. 1.00

00:08:03.000 So here's what you can't do.

00:08:05.000 I don't mind everyone leeching off my fun and my fame and my drinking atmosphere because I'm the champion of nightlife. 0.97

00:08:11.000 I don't mind it one bit, but you're at least going to fucking participate. 0.72

00:08:14.000 What you're not going to do is be like, oh yeah, Tristan's bought this table. 0.98

00:08:18.000 He spent five grand.

00:08:19.000 There's champagne and whiskey everywhere.

00:08:20.000 Let me talk to the girls. 1.00

00:08:22.000 Hey girls, how you doing? Yeah, I'm on this table.

00:08:24.000 I'm the baller. You get the numbers.

00:08:26.000 Okay guys, I'm driving home sober and not suffer the fucking indignity of the hangover the next day. 0.99

00:08:30.000 You are participating in the booze. 1.00

00:08:33.000 That's part of the fucking package, Alex. 1.00

00:08:35.000 And there's no way out. 1.00

00:08:37.000 You'll be a faggot, Alex. Go drink after we get home. 1.00

00:08:42.000 Alex! Shut the f*** up, Alex! 1.00

00:08:45.000 Then why the f*** would I spend four or five grand? 1.00

00:08:47.000 Why are we going out? If you want to meet girls, why don't you just invite one to the house and drink for free? 0.98

00:08:51.000 I got no problem with that.

00:08:52.000 But I'm not investing all the money and all this fun that we're about to have for you to sit around, oh, I just want to drink at home. 0.97

00:08:57.000 You'll f***ing sneak up to your bedroom. 0.97

00:08:59.000 Alex. Alex, don't be a f***. 1.00

00:09:01.000 We're drinking. I know you hate drinking, but you have to admit my logic is not bad. 1.00

00:09:05.000 It's good logic. It's infallible.

00:09:07.000 You can't dispute it. You love drinking.

00:09:08.000 No, no. I don't love drinking because of Shester. 1.00

00:09:12.000 I used to drink before I met him.

00:09:14.000 But Alex, my logic is not bad.

00:09:17.000 You have to admit my logic is good.

00:09:18.000 I mean, it's right, yeah. I'm correct.

00:09:19.000 So I'm morally correct whether you like it or not.

00:09:22.000 You can't just come and enjoy the fun, enjoy the food, drive away. 0.77

00:09:25.000 Why do you want to kill me?

00:09:27.000 We're not trying to kill you. 0.96

00:09:29.000 We're trying to facilitate fun.

00:09:30.000 No. I actually don't do that anymore besides to Marcel.

00:09:34.000 So unless Marcel challenges me, then we're going to have a nice sober drinking, a nice slow pace of drinking.

00:09:40.000 Oh, it's on Marcel, is it? 0.99

00:09:41.000 Fuck Alex No Marcel why? 1.00

00:09:45.000 Fuck Alex Fuck Alex 1.00

00:09:50.000 Think about it One night I wanna get in the motor 1.00

00:09:53.000 Dance to them I wanna get in his place Baby take it, I think I'm not, gonna get it right

00:09:57.000 You can't know me, that's what I'm about to say Wanna be your baby, in the center

00:10:01.000 Oh look at that That's how we get it, check it out

00:10:12.000 Broken lights, music's got me broken hearts I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you

00:10:40.000 I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you Tomorrow

00:10:56.000 So Nigel, admit now.

00:11:00.000 Alex is taller. I'm taller.

00:11:01.000 Bailey, Alex knows all these health tricks, all these stupid things. 1.00

00:11:05.000 He reads studies and takes weird pills and gives me pills to fucking help my fucking whatever. 1.00

00:11:10.000 And he's grown a centimeter and he's now taller than Nigel. 0.99

00:11:13.000 I think that since he lost, he's been in his room using spine straightening injections.

00:11:19.000 I don't know. But he's now taller than Nigel.

00:11:21.000 But is his neck bigger than mine?

00:11:24.000 That is the question.

00:11:26.000 Let's measure it up.

00:11:27.000 Let's do it. I have many nicknames in this house, the best of which is pencil neck, but I refuse to believe that my neck is the smallest in the house now because I do a preposterous amount of neck curls every day.

00:11:38.000 I'm down for neck measuring contest. Let's measure it up. 0.99

00:11:40.000 How do you measure your neck?

00:11:42.000 All right. From where to where? Roberto.

00:11:43.000 I will measure. We'll do the biggest, or Alex can do it.

00:11:45.000 We'll do the biggest one first. Obviously, Nigel and Tristan will have the biggest necks.

00:11:48.000 Those are inches. You do it in inches?

00:11:52.000 Oh, it's inches. No, centimeters are the other side.

00:11:54.000 The other side. Retard. 1.00

00:11:58.000 So we have here 40 and a half.

00:12:01.000 40 and a half. Alright, do mine.

00:12:03.000 He's watching me.

00:12:09.000 He's watching.

00:12:14.000 36. We have here 36 and a half.

00:12:20.000 I'm not fucking sure. 36 and a half. 0.98

00:12:22.000 36 and a half. We measured it two days ago.

00:12:25.000 It was 37. I know it didn't shrink.

00:12:27.000 I'd say faulty measurements.

00:12:29.000 Oh, nah, he's got some more of his neck in the house.

00:12:32.000 Yeah, probably. Well, 37.

00:12:35.000 Don't like you! Let's go! 1.00

00:12:38.000 Let's go! Measure that shit again! 1.00

00:12:41.000 Measure it again! 1.00

00:12:45.000 Measure it again!

00:12:47.000 Measure it again! Measure it again!

00:12:49.000 Measure it again! I can't find it.

00:12:52.000 Roberto, I need a neutral party. 0.97

00:12:55.000 Alex is trying to f*** me over.

00:12:57.000 Yeah, but don't measure it around the traps. 0.91

00:12:59.000 Measure it around the center, around the Adam's apple.

00:13:01.000 Right underneath the Adam's apple. It's slanted.

00:13:08.000 Nah, it's alright. 37 and a half.

00:13:10.000 No, it's slanted. You can see from the camera, he's got it slanted.

00:13:13.000 It's slanted. It needs to be at a nice parallel angle.

00:13:18.000 I think Alex is trying to lie, man.

00:13:20.000 37. 37?

00:13:23.000 Alex is trying to mess me up.

00:13:25.000 You're the tweeter. What happened?

00:13:28.000 I have a bigger neck than me.

00:13:29.000 No, he doesn't! He does. Half a centimeter.

00:13:33.000 Alex's neck was half a centimeter bigger than me.

00:13:35.000 I refuse to believe. I think Alex tried to screw me over on camera. 0.86

00:13:40.000 Alright, so I'm going to measure Alex's.

00:13:41.000 I swear if Alex has the smallest.

00:13:44.000 Alex, you know what? Your neck isn't big.

00:13:46.000 I will measure myself.

00:13:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:13:48.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:13:49.000 Alex, you have a small neck.

00:13:50.000 What do I...

00:13:51.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:13:53.000 No, no, no.

00:13:54.000 Barely hold the camera I have to celebrate

00:13:58.000 Underneath that one Ah

00:14:02.000 Ah Actually, it's about the age of 25

00:14:07.000 Ah ha! 0.69

00:14:09.000 Welcome Mick!

00:14:11.000 Ha ha ha!

00:14:13.000 Oh Oh

00:14:45.000 Oh fight out. I don't see you.

00:14:49.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.

00:14:51.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.

00:14:52.000 I don't see you. I don't see you.

00:14:53.000 I don't see you.

00:14:55.000 I don't see you.

00:14:56.000 I don't see you. I don't see you.

00:15:00.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.

00:15:01.000 I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you. I don't see you.

00:15:04.000 I don't see you. I don't see you.

00:15:06.000 I don't see you.

Tate Speech - July 18, 2024

PENCIL NECK | Tate Confidential Ep 243

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