Tate Speech - June 16, 2024


PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | EPISODE 10


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

118.52381

Word Count

2,489

Sentence Count

317

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about the World Cup, 3 on 3 football, and more. Also, we have a new segment called "Black on White Power" where we play a game against each other and try to see who can kick the ball the farthest in the goal netting. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for next week's episode where we talk about a new game called "The Race Game" and the first black player to ever score a hat trick in a World Cup game. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. This podcast was produced and produced by Bayley, Andrew, Bae, and Alex. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell us what you think about it! and we'll make sure to make sure we don't make any more episodes like this in the future. Thank you so much for all the support we've gotten so far this week, it means a lot to us and we really appreciate it. XOXO. xoxo. -Bae, Andrew and Bayley -Alex - Andrew - P.O.R.Bae - Bae & Bae - Elex - K.J. - D.A. & B.S. -A.B.Babe - B.E. - A.J.'s - C.S - E.M. - J.J., D. S. - S. M. B. & K. W. - EJ. & D. - M. J. & J. P. - R. E. - T.A - S&C. - G. A. & C. - O. D. . - AYO. - BK. - F. SONGS: . . E.A., E. & A. - KJ. , E.S., R. S&P - MRS. & S. ( ) - GABE - TAYLOR - JUICY


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You There are more guys here
00:00:28.000 Bayley, someone? Nigel or Alex, who's there.
00:00:31.000 Why can't I let flies in? You let flies in. You let flies in.
00:00:59.000 No, you open the ceiling and the flies come.
00:01:01.000 Flies don't fly up to the ceiling.
00:01:04.000 They're called flies.
00:01:07.000 What's the highest the fly can fly?
00:01:12.000 No flies up there?
00:01:16.000 I think you're letting them in.
00:01:18.000 In the atmosphere, I'll put planes fly.
00:01:19.000 There are extinct insects that don't actually exist anymore.
00:01:22.000 Frozen, still stuck in the atmosphere because they got blown up their tails of talent.
00:01:25.000 So who's playing?
00:01:36.000 I see Serbia have the Serbian flag on their shirt.
00:01:41.000 Transgender? Do they have a tranny flag on?
00:01:44.000 I'm not sure. I think it's like a child molestation flag.
00:01:46.000 They changed it. Where? I don't see it.
00:01:48.000 Because the England flag is red.
00:01:49.000 But this is purple and pink and gay.
00:01:51.000 What was it? Intersex or something?
00:01:53.000 Isn't that just the Euros logo?
00:01:55.000 Oh, being gay faggot.
00:01:57.000 Show me where they have the tranny flag.
00:01:59.000 Look at the back of their necks.
00:02:02.000 The back of their neck anger is supposed to be a red St.
00:02:04.000 George's cross. But Nike updated the St.
00:02:07.000 George's Cross for modern times, but it's almost the same as like the intersex flag or something.
00:02:13.000 Look it up. So if you look at the back of their necks, they've ruined it.
00:02:19.000 How can you say I'm updating a flag playfully for modern times and just change the colors?
00:02:24.000 Because if you change the colors of the Romanian flag, it's the French flag or the Dutch flag.
00:02:28.000 You can't just change the colours of a flag.
00:02:30.000 The colours make the flag the fucking flag.
00:02:32.000 No, I'm just saying, in the modern day...
00:02:38.000 Is it modern?
00:02:42.000 Like, now? You would never ever change the Jamaican flag and go to Jamaica.
00:02:55.000 Yeah, but I wouldn't want to.
00:02:56.000 I don't change flags. You would never go to Jamaica and change the Jamaican flag.
00:03:01.000 I know, but Nike changed flags.
00:03:02.000 I don't want to change anyone's flags.
00:03:05.000 Grim, we pick you up in the airport.
00:03:09.000 Admit it. Admit it.
00:03:12.000 Why are we watching this? We have to see how England somehow let a goal in and lose their advantage.
00:03:23.000 Roberto, maybe some popcorn, please.
00:03:25.000 Oh, Christy, who's working? Christy.
00:03:29.000 So you think England's going to lose still?
00:03:36.000 Do we even know how many people we got here?
00:03:37.000 One, two, three. Three on three football?
00:03:40.000 I will fuck you up!
00:03:45.000 I can't even play football, and I will fuck you up.
00:03:50.000 Ball! Can I throw kicks at people?
00:03:53.000 Yeah, no foul. I don't know why they don't just put the ball in the net.
00:03:59.000 Because that's what I would do.
00:04:01.000 Just kick it in the net. Well, they've done that once in 90 minutes.
00:04:03.000 These are supposed to be pros. Fucking amateur hours, because they've got the fucking transgender flag.
00:04:08.000 Three on three football.
00:04:10.000 I guarantee I put the ball in the net more than any of you.
00:04:17.000 Tell us because he used to play professional football, suddenly he can play football.
00:04:20.000 You've never heard of the head kick.
00:04:24.000 I've got the professional moves.
00:04:31.000 Yes, but who's thrown more kicks in their lives?
00:04:35.000 You. So I'm better at the game where you kick the ball.
00:04:38.000 Every football game will be hilarious.
00:04:40.000 It will be funny. Can you play football?
00:04:43.000 We're talking about soccer. Shut the fuck up, baby!
00:04:49.000 I'm actually on team Bayley, yeah.
00:04:51.000 You can play soccer? Here's the thing.
00:04:55.000 We do blacks versus whites.
00:04:56.000 Me and Andrew flip a coin to decide which team we're playing for.
00:04:59.000 I'm much blacker than you. Me, Bae, and Alex.
00:05:03.000 Me, Bae, and Alex against you three niggers.
00:05:05.000 Let's do it. Team NIG! Take them out!
00:05:08.000 We ain't ready! You're not ready for us!
00:05:11.000 We're not ready. We're strapped!
00:05:12.000 You don't have a choice.
00:05:14.000 I don't know.
00:05:15.000 Why do you like?
00:05:17.000 The race wars.
00:05:18.000 White power.
00:05:20.000 Let's go.
00:05:20.000 Go now and say white power with me today.
00:05:22.000 White ball.
00:05:22.000 No.
00:05:23.000 You're getting canceled.
00:05:25.000 Cancel!
00:05:27.000 Alex is getting cancelled!
00:05:31.000 Black on whites this week, we're going to do it.
00:05:33.000 All I'm saying is, there's nothing but white men on the screen right now.
00:05:37.000 So Parker might be a white man who scored.
00:05:38.000 Wait, no, no men fucking scored!
00:05:44.000 Who won the World Cup last time?
00:05:46.000 Was it France? Name a white French player.
00:05:59.000 Name one. The French team is aggravating.
00:06:04.000 Look at their names.
00:06:06.000 It's not Pierre Michel, is it?
00:06:12.000 Let's not lie.
00:06:15.000 Maybe. Black on white football game.
00:06:19.000 We're going to sort it out. We're going to stream it live.
00:06:22.000 Alright, let's go.
00:06:28.000 You don't know about my tactics. I'll be the goalkeeper.
00:06:30.000 We don't need a goalkeeper.
00:06:33.000 I'm just going to put the ball in the net.
00:06:35.000 And Bailey used to be in the marching band, so he's going to do rap.
00:06:38.000 Give me one!
00:06:40.000 Give me one! You're the last man who needs a do rap.
00:06:43.000 Give me one! If I play Jermaine Kim Music, there's no way you can beat me.
00:06:51.000 If I drink 20 pints of beer first and attack you, well that's how English people do football.
00:07:01.000 Come on you whites!
00:07:10.000 Yeah, we have an Algerian ref and camera guy.
00:07:17.000 I bet if you got the Serbian coach to fight the English coach, the Serbian coach would
00:07:30.000 win.
00:07:32.000 He's old. He's in the Yugoslav world.
00:07:36.000 Five minutes. Come on, Serbia!
00:07:41.000 So now I can't say that. Oh, a black guy's sword.
00:07:47.000 He's at least half a black guy.
00:07:54.000 No matter whether it's UNO, football, boxing, no matter what it is, it ends up racial.
00:08:01.000 It's always racial.
00:08:03.000 Why is racism involved in everything we do?
00:08:06.000 Because racism is hilarious.
00:08:08.000 And if you have a group of friends, a multi-racial group of friends is good, but a multi-racial racist group of friends is fine.
00:08:18.000 Best meme I ever saw was that racists are the least racist people ever.
00:08:22.000 They don't care if you're white, black, brown.
00:08:24.000 As long as you're racist, you can be part of the friends.
00:08:31.000 Racists are the least racist, as long as you're racist.
00:08:35.000 I like racists of all colors.
00:08:37.000 As long as you're racist.
00:08:41.000 Thank you.
00:08:49.000 Free kick to Serbia, come on.
00:08:50.000 This winning then drops the ball.
00:08:52.000 This winning then slip up and lose.
00:08:57.000 Nah, I can't say Serbia.
00:08:58.000 England. England. You little faggot.
00:09:29.000 I'll show you super aggressive.
00:09:35.000 We're going to do this in a few seconds.
00:09:38.000 I'm going to do this in a few seconds.
00:10:13.000 I want to see it too.
00:10:15.000 Bailey, get the trumpet out!
00:10:17.000 Thank you, God.
00:10:19.000 Let's go, Bailey.
00:10:25.000 Have a great time.
00:10:40.000 Bailey. How did you play this shit game for fucking so many years?
00:10:52.000 What are you?
00:10:53.000 It's very easy.
00:10:54.000 It's shit!
00:10:55.000 I'm quite impressed with it though.
00:10:56.000 It's a bit better.
00:10:57.000 I think it's only won in the last ten, isn't it?
00:10:58.000 Same sort of way.
00:10:59.000 Tristan, if Bailey plays trumper right now, you have to admit that you lost.
00:11:06.000 I'm not. I'm lost. Bayley can go first.
00:11:09.000 I'm gonna get you. Get us some ice G. Come on baby. Trumpet beach. He's oiling valves. You don't even know how that
00:11:21.000 works. Oh I've oiled a few valves. Why am I playing the trumpet? Because it opens up your pants.
00:11:32.000 Because this series on the internet makes no sense.
00:11:36.000 Oh, we're watching him play Serbia and it ends with our cameraman in front of the camera playing a trumpet.
00:11:42.000 Is the trumpet hard?
00:11:48.000 Oh my gosh, yeah.
00:11:49.000 Yeah?
00:11:50.000 Yeah.
00:11:50.000 It's actually hard.
00:11:51.000 Bro, I've not touched a trumpet in at least five years.
00:11:55.000 But I played it, but I played it for ten.
00:11:58.000 You just got down, babe.
00:12:12.000 You just got down, babe.
00:12:14.000 He just trumpet-devil you.
00:12:19.000 What are you going to do about that?
00:12:21.000 Maybe a noise- Stay over there, stay over there.
00:12:23.000 And then he got you.
00:12:25.000 And he got me.
00:12:26.000 I got you.
00:12:27.000 Go on, what can you do back?
00:12:29.000 Tie your shoelaces.
00:12:30.000 No, I can't do it.
00:12:32.000 Skiddoot.
00:12:35.000 I'm a Skiddoot.
00:12:42.000 I'm going to learn how to do it again.
00:12:46.000 I'm going to play it at you all the time.
00:12:49.000 You should play drum bat twisting well.
00:12:51.000 I'll do it. I will annoy him.
00:12:53.000 To the end of the earth. Good.
00:12:56.000 I'm furious. Try to blow the trumpet.
00:12:58.000 You'll see what I mean. Instrument him back.
00:13:00.000 Try it. It's easy.
00:13:02.000 You just make noise, don't you? Actually, you know what? You thought it was just gonna sound like fresh air.
00:13:29.000 Can you admit that I knew the technique to blow the trumpet?
00:13:32.000 No! Admit it!
00:13:35.000 Because you thought it would just be fresh air.
00:13:37.000 You didn't know that I knew how to actually make a trumpet make noise.
00:13:40.000 With five minutes practice, Bailey would be destroying it.
00:13:43.000 Nah, give me ten minutes warm up.
00:13:47.000 Go on, blow the trumpet. Make it make any noise.
00:13:51.000 I want to go clear, sorry. I blow the trumpet.
00:13:54.000 Oh, you're good.
00:13:56.000 I'm actually going to learn this all.
00:14:00.000 I'm going to play it in like a week.
00:14:02.000 See, I told you. That's what you expected me to do, right?
00:14:08.000 Right?
00:14:09.000 Oh, hello there.
00:14:10.000 See? Bailey, admit that you're impressed that I knew how to make it make sound.
00:14:14.000 I'm kind of impressed. Why would they make it hard?
00:14:18.000 No, I'm not going to do it.
00:14:20.000 But why don't you just blow it normally?
00:14:22.000 You're lying on the internet.
00:14:23.000 Just blow the trumpet. Blow the fucking trumpet, you pussy.
00:14:26.000 No, sir. So you're scared?
00:14:27.000 No. I know what I'm good at, and I know what I'm not good at.
00:14:31.000 And I'm not good at blowing my own trumpet.
00:14:35.000 Because I'm a humble man.
00:14:36.000 You don't ever toot your own...
00:14:38.000 I think I impressed Bailey. Bailey's the trumpet role.
00:14:40.000 Play more trumpet. It makes him sad.
00:14:43.000 Come on, Bailey. Look at the devastation on his face.
00:14:47.000 Get him! Get him!
00:14:51.000 Alright, I'll get him. If I could play trumpet, bro, you guys would never sleep again.
00:14:56.000 I'd wake up a rewarding...
00:14:57.000 Why are you doing that?
00:14:59.000 You know I would.
00:15:01.000 Bailey, you underuse your talents.
00:15:04.000 Trumpet him. He has no rebuttal.
00:15:08.000 He has no possible retort to your trumpet powers.
00:15:10.000 We're done with the trumpet.
00:15:14.000 You can play the trumpet.
00:15:19.000 Yes, for sure. Give him the trumpet.
00:15:22.000 You can play the trumpet, Marcel. I can make it make it sound like this.
00:15:26.000 Make it make it sound. We'll see.
00:15:31.000 Oh, Marcel! That's good enough.
00:15:35.000 It was something. At least you made it make noise.
00:15:39.000 Play vibes. Play vibes.
00:15:40.000 Start up. You know Shaggy, it wasn't me.
00:15:46.000 You know Britney Spears.
00:15:47.000 Play Britney Spears. Talks it, bro.
00:15:49.000 Talks it. Play the American National Anthem.
00:15:51.000 I know you know that. Come on, baby.
00:15:55.000 I'm going deep into my brain right now.
00:15:58.000 Play any song you remember.
00:16:00.000 That's the problem. I don't remember.
00:16:03.000 Let me see if I remember our school song.
00:16:06.000 You went to band camp all those years at the door.
00:16:08.000 I played in college, huh? It's kind of nerdy, I'm not gonna lie.
00:16:14.000 It's some nerd shit. I was so proud of those.
00:16:18.000 Why were you playing trumpet in college?
00:16:20.000 I don't know.
00:16:22.000 If I had a time machine, I'd bring us all back, besides Bailey, to Bailey's school years, and we'd sit in the crowd,
00:16:33.000 us lot, to disguise as people from, you know, 2009, and watch Bailey marching around playing the trumpet.
00:16:42.000 That would be sick.
00:16:44.000 Why are these five random black guys beating me up after bandwagon?
00:16:48.000 Time machine, bitch!
00:16:50.000 England won, I don't believe it.
00:16:54.000 I'm on a...
00:16:56.000 Go on.
00:16:58.000 It's just got live, real energy.
00:17:00.000 I'm following you, baby.
00:17:03.000 We need to drive around in the ladder, while you pick the truck up.
00:17:11.000 Start the game.
00:17:18.000 Football coming home?
00:17:20.000 We seem to lack a bit of composure in the moments, and it did get a little bit hairy at times.
00:17:26.000 But I think you have to take what you can from the final game.
00:17:29.000 Clean sheet, a new third, back pair in, and a defensive third.
00:17:33.000 That's going to be what the one group get in that clean sheet.
00:17:36.000 And it really is a win. It's not a game finish.
00:17:40.000 That is England versus Romania in the final.
00:17:43.000 And we get the England shirts, we hit the city south, we drink 400 beers each, and we get ready to fight.
00:17:51.000 The Romanians count out hooligan me.
00:17:53.000 I don't drink. Yeah, I know, but I fucking do.
00:17:58.000 And if England and Romania are in the final, if you try and stop me from drinking, then you're on their team.
00:18:02.000 They were good. They were pressing high, doing exactly what they were doing, the rotation was good.
00:18:08.000 Because sometimes, I'm so conscious that we are doing it.
00:18:12.000 When you've got a lead, he's trying to take it out.
00:18:15.000 I think that's just the negative side in what we're seeing today.
00:18:20.000 Aw, that suck.
00:18:21.000 We have to be able to control the game better, even when we're not pushing for another goal.
00:18:28.000 I think control the game, yeah, just the position.
00:18:31.000 I think if it takes a gap, it's gonna have to get out of the way.
00:18:33.000 Yeah, yeah, get more to the legs.
00:18:34.000 Marcel does have eight.
00:18:40.000 The internet. AIDS is not a laughing matter.
00:18:43.000 AIDS is a very serious disease that affects many people like Marcel worldwide.
00:18:49.000 All of your super chats you donate to this will go to the Marcel H foundation
00:18:53.000 To give him the medicine of the treatment And the therapy to stay off grinder that you're so pretty
00:18:59.000 means the champion
00:19:29.000 That was so bad.
00:19:31.000 Why do we have one?
00:19:41.000 I'm going to play it all day, every day.
00:19:44.000 I'm going to get super good again. Every morning you need to wake us up with trumpet sounds.
00:19:47.000 I will. Do it. And the American military.
00:19:51.000 Annoy us with it. You're far too nice.
00:19:54.000 As the owner of this house, I put no limits at any time of night on the trumpeting.
00:20:00.000 I support you And I will never stop you even if you're outside Andrew's door at 6am after he got to bed at 4am.
00:20:08.000 I have no problem with you practicing the trumpet anywhere you like.
00:20:13.000 Deal. Make bad tough games.
00:20:16.000 Let's teach you all how to march.
00:20:18.000 All right, England won.
00:20:23.000 I expected them to fuck it up, they didn't.
00:20:25.000 Maybe the next game will fuck that one up.
00:20:27.000 Where the fuck I'm eventually? Why do I want them to win?
00:20:35.000 It's not coming home, that's the thing.
00:20:37.000 But I want them to win, but it's not coming home.
00:20:39.000 It's coming home.
00:20:41.000 It's coming. Right, well that football game is shit.
00:20:52.000 I'm going to sleep. I'm not going to sleep yet.
00:20:55.000 But I'm sleeping. I'm going to get back to work.
00:20:58.000 Baby, drop it. I'm looking at the end.