Tate Speech - September 28, 2024


PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | EPISODE 11

Topics
backgammon repeat
Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Andrew Christy Mike Tyson James Bond Addaboy Bailey Nigel Cartier-Sento Subdev Cyrus Wham Bill Different Trayvon Martin Mark Zeller Green Batman Rainbow Card Card Ace Lockstock DaddyCoin Romanian and 15 more
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Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 5 minutes

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96.68

Word count

6,331

Sentence count

1,362

Harmful content

Misogyny

30

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Toxicity

166

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Hate speech

40

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This episode is about a night out at a casino with a group of friends and a random dealer. The chips are stacked but the chips are not. The deck is full of crap cards and no one knows what to do with them. The dealer tries to give them some good cards but they can't seem to find them. Will they be able to figure it out or will they just let the chips run out and the chips fall to the ground? We'll find out in this episode. We hope you enjoy this episode and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode. Thank you so much for listening to this episode, it was a lot of fun and we hope you have a good rest of the week. Love ya, bye. xoxo, EJ & Bailey (Music: "Blame It On My Black Friends" by The Smiths) Music: "Feat. & "Goodbye" by Puff & Steph" by Ferg & Steph Thank you for listening and supporting this podcast, we really appreciate it. XOXO, Ej and EJ and Ej is a tribute to EJ's music career and his passion for music and passion for life and his drive and love for life. Ej & Ej's passion for the game and his dedication to the game. by Ej s passion for poker and his love of the game "The Game" by EJ. Enjoy! - Ej & EJ is a little bit more than you can't get any better than the game than you could ask for more than that? EJ can't thank you enough. -Ej's love you're lucky enough to have a chance to play the game more than EJ does it better than Ej does it, so much more than the rest of us can do it, right? -Jeeeee! - Thank you EJ - EJ AND EJEE and we appreciate you, Jeeee And EJeeeeee . XOJEEEEE xOXO. (Thank you Ej, JEEEHAAAAY, JEEEEE - JEEH JEEEEH - JeeEEHEEH, JAYEH -

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
00:02:00.000 ♪♪♪ Almost. Nah, yeah, not ace.
00:02:15.000 Yeah, that was obvious. I thought you had something bad.
00:02:17.000 Almost. Almost had a straight.
00:02:19.000 I needed a 10. Because I can't tell anyone who we're playing with.
00:02:23.000 I'm just going to call you dev for short.
00:02:26.000 Subdev. Subdev.
00:02:30.000 Okay. You can't deal me crap cards anymore. 0.96
00:02:44.000 Please. I need good cards.
00:02:47.000 Christy, what vodkas do we have?
00:02:50.000 Do you have any Belvedere, Mont Blanc, something good?
00:02:54.000 Give me a Mont Blanc vodka with ice, please.
00:02:57.000 Thank you.
00:02:58.000 How are we doing, 100?
00:03:05.000 Yes, sir.
00:03:06.000 Blinds go up. 0.76
00:03:07.000 Every 15 minutes, the blinds go up.
00:03:08.000 Is it me?
00:03:09.000 Yes, sir.
00:03:10.000 I'm going to do a blind.
00:03:16.000 Ah, Chase. What?
00:03:20.000 What? What? I'm not going to win anyway.
00:03:23.000 I'm doing shit. He keeps giving me shit cards, bro. 1.00
00:03:25.000 I can't win with this mess. Four and a seven and a three. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Sounds like the worst night of my life.
00:03:35.000 Bad memories. I've been there.
00:03:38.000 Those were the good nights. Focus on the seven.
00:03:40.000 I'm sick of these pair of tens.
00:03:42.000 Focus on the seven. Focus on the seven!
00:03:54.000 The three might have a huge rack, though.
00:03:57.000 What is it, 100?
00:04:01.000 You know what they say, Dev.
00:04:03.000 You can't catch AIDS twice.
00:04:08.000 Hang on a card. Check or go please.
00:04:11.000 Check. Check.
00:04:12.000 Check. Check.
00:04:14.000 Check, mate. All checked.
00:04:16.000 River card. 10 of them.
00:04:17.000 Fuck. Check or go. Slow it, mate. 1.00
00:04:24.000 You were waiting for the straight and then you didn't do it, alright?
00:04:28.000 Check. Everyone.
00:04:32.000 Best rounder. Raise.
00:04:34.000 1000. A pair of threes.
00:04:52.000 Ace high. Nothing. He's trying to scare everyone away.
00:04:56.000 Andrew called it. But don't worry, Andrew.
00:04:58.000 Cheers, Dev. That's how I want a fucking hand. 0.99
00:05:10.000 Jesus. I'm getting my money robbed by black people again. 1.00
00:05:19.000 Bro, that's the story of the Western world. 1.00
00:05:21.000 You let us in. You shouldn't have.
00:05:24.000 You take your stuff. Now it's ours.
00:05:26.000 All you white people built this beautiful society and you let us in.
00:05:29.000 And now we're just going to take it. And when we tell you we're going to do this, you're all like, oh, don't worry.
00:05:34.000 You're being hyperbolic.
00:05:37.000 He's sarcastic! 0.94
00:05:38.000 My black friend?
00:05:40.000 No. I'm gonna take it. 0.91
00:05:45.000 Four. Five, four. 0.87
00:05:50.000 Five, four. Five, four. 0.95
00:05:51.000 Five, four. Five, six.
00:05:55.000 Five, six. Five, six. 0.97
00:06:05.000 Five, six. Take that 200. 0.99
00:06:10.000 200, pull.
00:06:15.000 Pull. Pull 200.
00:06:21.000 Pull, pull. 1.00
00:06:24.000 2 plans, heads up 3rd plan
00:06:30.000 3, check on the base 2nd plan
00:06:39.000 2 3rd plan
00:06:43.000 6th plan 7th plan
00:06:47.000 7th plan 8th plan
00:06:51.000 9th plan 10th plan
00:06:55.000 11th plan 12th plan
00:06:59.000 13th plan 14th plan
00:07:03.000 Guys, who votes- I vote kick him out of the game, or should we just nix some of his chips away and say he was paying blinds?
00:07:10.000 Nah, don't let him play. He wants to play.
00:07:11.000 Don't let him. Alright, don't let him play. He missed out.
00:07:13.000 Fuck him. Take those chips away, dealer. 1.00
00:07:15.000 But he's not in the game. He's not in the game.
00:07:16.000 Fuck him. We were taking your blinds and now that you've come and you want to play, we're not letting you play the game instead to punish you for an hour and a half while you wait. 1.00
00:07:38.000 Yeah. Because you're too busy fucking pussy, too busy having sex with your girlfriend like a faggot, having sex with a girl. 1.00
00:07:45.000 Whereas, if all your chips had gone away, we would have made you. 1.00
00:07:48.000 Who has sex with a girl? 1.00
00:07:49.000 What are you, gay? Hope you were making babies. 1.00
00:07:53.000 Bailey, have you been wearing condoms again? 1.00
00:07:54.000 What have I told you about having gay sex? 1.00
00:07:58.000 Condoms are gay. No, you're not allowed to play. 1.00
00:08:01.000 Go back to your little fucking girlfriend, hold hands. 1.00
00:08:04.000 Bro, it's poker night and you're busy fucking... 1.00
00:08:06.000 Flower arranging. 1.00
00:08:13.000 Things change. Welcome to the adaptability of life.
00:08:18.000 Things change. Sitting around fucking knitting. 1.00
00:08:22.000 So what's your favorite Britney Spears album? 1.00
00:08:30.000 You're the whitest man. 1.00
00:08:31.000 He was so white.
00:08:32.000 Why is he batting 300?
00:08:34.000 He ain't got anything. Why is he batting?
00:08:37.000 But I ain't got shit either. 0.99
00:08:41.000 If you'd give me cards that win, I could win. 0.97
00:08:45.000 Just give me cards that win and I can win.
00:08:50.000 2-6-6. I hope Deb's out first for all this shit-talking. 1.00
00:08:59.000 As long as he's out, I'm happy. 1.00
00:09:01.000 Because otherwise he'll run his mouth too tough.
00:09:03.000 Run his gums too big.
00:09:05.000 Bet 300. You can't have another backgammon repeat.
00:09:08.000 You can't have another backgammon repeat.
00:09:10.000 Cheers, man. Appreciate it.
00:09:12.000 Two players. Heads up.
00:09:16.000 Turn card. Four. Super good, please.
00:09:19.000 1,000. Bet. Four.
00:09:22.000 1,000. 1,000.
00:09:23.000 1,000. That's all the money in Jamaica.
00:09:30.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00
00:09:33.000 There's all the money in the Caribbean! 1.00
00:09:36.000 Three sixes. 0.99
00:09:39.000 Cunt. Ah, full house. 1.00
00:09:43.000 Fucking cunt. You had two pair. 1.00
00:09:48.000 Bro, you lose when you have a hand.
00:09:51.000 It's a story of life.
00:09:52.000 When you have nothing, you fold. When you think you have a hand is when you lose your money.
00:09:56.000 When you think... It's like the guy who goes to four karate classes and thinks he can fight.
00:10:01.000 If he never went to karate classes, he would have just walked away.
00:10:03.000 But he went to four classes and, you know, he's a white boy and he believes it and his instructor's like, just jab, cross? 0.65
00:10:09.000 He's like, okay, yeah. I'm a blue belt, yeah!
00:10:13.000 He's never trained in his life. 0.97
00:10:15.000 Some nigger who's never trained in his life. 1.00
00:10:16.000 Never trained in his life. He's right. 0.99
00:10:18.000 You don't know karate. 0.97
00:10:19.000 Nigger's like, you're right, I don't know karate. But I grew up different. 1.00
00:10:23.000 I built different. And before you know it, he gets his ass whooped. 1.00
00:10:25.000 He should have just walked away. 1.00
00:10:27.000 He should have folded. Just give me shit cards. 1.00
00:10:35.000 You need to give me really shit cards so I can fold. 1.00
00:10:38.000 Or really good cards so I can win. 0.98
00:10:39.000 So give me these in-between...
00:10:44.000 Blaming the dealer, huh?
00:10:47.000 I'm blaming you. Blame on the rain.
00:10:53.000 I'm a blue belt.
00:11:00.000 There isn't a shirt I own that ain't for pimping.
00:11:05.000 If I have a shirt, it's for pimping.
00:11:12.000 Whereas all my tailored jackets are for human trafficking.
00:11:15.000 Nice. Cool.
00:11:17.000 Thank you very much.
00:11:20.000 I like yours. Oh wait.
00:11:23.000 Got robbed by deacon, pussy. 1.00
00:11:26.000 Good place. Heads up. 1.00
00:11:28.000 Third card, fourth.
00:11:30.000 Check out the view.
00:11:32.000 If we did a poker game for the top daddy holders, everyone would be loaded rich.
00:11:41.000 And we could play for millions of dollars.
00:11:43.000 Think about it. Million dollar buy-in for top daddy holders.
00:11:47.000 Just to take all their fucking money. 1.00
00:11:51.000 We'll play with daddy coins. 1.00
00:11:57.000 Are you fiending for nicotine so much that you're just...
00:12:02.000 Nah, it's for the aesthetic. Sort of look.
00:12:10.000 I'm not feeding for nicotine. I'm fine without nicotine.
00:12:12.000 Is that it? I don't get addicted to anything.
00:12:14.000 I mean, if you're relapsing, it's okay.
00:12:15.000 I'm Bill Different.
00:12:17.000 I'm Mark Sellers.
00:12:19.000 Thank you.
00:12:43.000 Marcelo, you're feeling lucky. 0.99
00:12:46.000 Nigel looks like he is a killer. 0.99
00:12:48.000 He is. He is. Take off me a chip lever. 1.00
00:12:51.000 Yeah, easily. Oh, sure.
00:12:53.000 You're a chip lever. Christian sounds depressed. 0.98
00:12:55.000 He wants to block it. No, really, I'm okay.
00:13:00.000 I'm about where I started.
00:13:02.000 One, two, three.
00:13:07.000 Check. Check. Really good shit.
00:13:11.000 Four, please. Andrew. 0.99
00:13:15.000 By the way, whoever wins, if you win, that's who tips the dealer.
00:13:19.000 Check on her, from the side.
00:13:21.000 You remember, the love handle.
00:13:28.000 Come on, little bit. 0.93
00:13:30.000 You have something, don't you?
00:13:39.000 Why are you so nervous?
00:13:47.000 What did you do to?
00:13:49.000 It's just initially to your left hand, what will it be?
00:13:52.000 All right. Hold. Hold.
00:13:55.000 Hold. Hold.
00:13:57.000 Hold. Hold. 3 points. Turn a card.
00:14:02.000 Clean a bag. Check a bag.
00:14:06.000 Check. Check.
00:14:09.000 But wanted Oh
00:14:13.000 Oh Hold. Shoulders up.
00:14:18.000 Hold. I'm nervous.
00:14:21.000 Why are you scared? Hold.
00:14:26.000 Heads up. What is our card?
00:14:32.000 Head locks. Check out it.
00:14:38.000 All in. All in?
00:14:40.000 Yeah. Hold. 0.61
00:14:43.000 I know you've taught me since last.
00:14:46.000 I just went because I was paying for something on the river.
00:14:48.000 I don't know what I have.
00:14:55.000 I'm sure you had nothing as well.
00:14:57.000 I was gambling.
00:14:59.000 It's not gambling you never lose, Deb.
00:15:01.000 Christy, keep that bolster coming.
00:15:11.000 Heh heh heh heh.
00:15:13.000 Heh heh heh heh.
00:15:15.000 How are you getting off though?
00:15:17.000 No smokes. I don't need to smoke.
00:15:20.000 I quit for two weeks to prove how easy it was, and I'll smoke again later.
00:15:24.000 I'll make up for my lack of smoking.
00:15:26.000 Thank you, sir. Full on here.
00:15:30.000 Full on here.
00:15:33.000 Take a rest.
00:15:37.000 This is the final round of the final round.
00:15:39.000 Full on here, sir.
00:15:42.000 Full on here, sir. Check.
00:15:53.000 You just constantly manage to give me whatever there is to me.
00:15:56.000 Check. It's kind of impressive at this point.
00:16:00.000 Yeah, it's a G. Minimum raise 400.
00:16:04.000 Double if you want to raise it.
00:16:07.000 Thank you, sir. That's 400.
00:16:09.000 Yeah, it's harder. If you want to raise, you have to double as that.
00:16:13.000 400? Yeah, it's OK. Oh, it's OK. Yeah.
00:16:16.000 450, it's double.
00:16:18.000 Thank you, sir. We have four and four.
00:16:21.000 400.
00:16:22.000 Yes, sir.
00:16:23.000 Fall.
00:16:24.000 Fall.
00:16:25.000 Good move.
00:16:26.000 Fall.
00:16:27.000 Fall.
00:16:28.000 Good move.
00:16:29.000 Fall.
00:16:30.000 Fall.
00:16:31.000 Good move.
00:16:32.000 Fall.
00:16:33.000 Fall.
00:16:34.000 Heads up.
00:16:36.000 Turn around.
00:16:38.000 Turn around.
00:16:40.000 Check.
00:16:42.000 Minimum 100.
00:16:46.000 That's 200.
00:16:48.000 Raise 4000.
00:16:52.000 And Bailey. Oh! 1.00
00:16:56.000 We have one card.
00:16:59.000 Two diamonds. Check our bases.
00:17:02.000 Check. Check.
00:17:06.000 Parabases. Parabases.
00:17:09.000 Parabases. Parabases. Parabases wins.
00:17:10.000 It's annoying.
00:17:12.000 That's a nice bit of moss.
00:17:16.000 I know.
00:17:18.000 Yeah.
00:17:20.000 No more alcohol.
00:17:22.000 Christy, no more alcohol for Christy. 0.61
00:17:24.000 More for me please.
00:17:28.000 I can't play without it.
00:17:29.000 There are very few things I... Like, I don't need to drink, but I can't play poker competently unless I drink.
00:17:35.000 And we all know that's true.
00:17:36.000 The drunker I get, Andrew's been holding me off the table while I've been winning games. 1.00
00:17:41.000 I'm falling off my chair and shit. 1.00
00:17:42.000 Andrew's holding me on my chair and I'm fucking royal flushing out. 1.00
00:17:46.000 It's just the way it is. 0.98
00:17:48.000 And so it came to pass that Tristan Tate could not play poker without drinking poker. 1.00
00:17:56.000 Real nigger shit. 1.00
00:18:01.000 Call 100. 1.00
00:18:03.000 Thank you.
00:18:04.000 Thank you.
00:18:06.000 Check, raise. Check.
00:18:09.000 Fire, please. Ace, deuce, 7.
00:18:16.000 Check, raise, please.
00:18:21.000 Check, check.
00:18:23.000 Bet, 1000.
00:18:25.000 He's just chipping.
00:18:32.000 I'll fight back then.
00:18:36.000 12,000.
00:18:40.000 Thank you.
00:18:46.000 And...
00:18:48.000 Two players.
00:18:50.000 Head's up.
00:18:52.000 Turn, come. Eight.
00:18:54.000 Squeeze.
00:18:56.000 A little bit.
00:18:58.000 Toss one leg.
00:19:00.000 Am I the only one in?
00:19:02.000 Yes, sir.
00:19:04.000 Open back, left side.
00:19:12.000 Tap.
00:19:14.000 Yes.
00:19:16.000 Bad man move. What's that?
00:19:18.000 2,000 change. 3,500 total.
00:19:26.000 3,000, 3,000. 3,000, 4,000.
00:19:30.000 Look out, I'll change.
00:19:33.000 Change, you know. Showdown.
00:19:36.000 Let's see the cast, please. Showdown.
00:19:42.000 That's so funny.
00:19:43.000 Jack, split pot no matter what it is.
00:19:49.000 Is that right? Yes, sir.
00:19:51.000 Split pot no matter what it is.
00:19:53.000 Nice. Nice split pot.
00:19:55.000 That was the best.
00:19:57.000 I don't know.
00:20:01.000 Stop leaning on the table.
00:20:11.000 Andrew, don't lean.
00:20:13.000 It keeps going nice.
00:20:15.000 Plus the leverage, you know.
00:20:21.000 Archimedes principle.
00:20:22.000 if you're familiar the work of Archimedes of Syracuse this vodka hits nicely
00:20:40.000 The old familiar sting, you know, a nice burn right down to the stomach.
00:20:43.000 It gives me the poker power I need to succeed.
00:20:46.000 Do you have any peanuts or anything?
00:20:49.000 What's up, you don't have one? You don't have a drink?
00:20:52.000 He's having coffee with money.
00:20:54.000 Who has coffee with money?
00:20:56.000 Coffee with money.
00:21:00.000 You got a drink bro?
00:21:02.000 Get lit.
00:21:04.000 What is it?
00:21:08.000 It's a drink.
00:21:10.000 Two drinks.
00:21:12.000 Five players here.
00:21:16.000 With my smoke.
00:21:20.000 Wait.
00:21:22.000 Do you spend? Okay.
00:21:24.000 Two. Three.
00:21:35.000 Four. Eight.
00:21:39.000 Eight. Six.
00:21:42.000 Everyone here?
00:21:44.000 None of you have anything.
00:21:46.000 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go.
00:22:00.000 Check. Check.
00:22:07.000 24 per hour, six.
00:22:09.000 Check.
00:22:14.000 One thousand, man. 1.00
00:22:16.000 Don't scare us away, you fuck-o. 1.00
00:22:23.000 Thanks. 1.00
00:22:24.000 All the bodies that were brought here. 1.00
00:22:27.000 Trying to scare us away, he's got fuck all. 1.00
00:22:28.000 I've got a pair of twos, you guys can do whatever you like. 1.00
00:22:33.000 Pair of twos ain't strong enough to fight him. 0.86
00:22:37.000 No, but I've got a pair of twos.
00:22:41.000 What you got? Fuck all? 1.00
00:22:48.000 Straight. 1.00
00:22:51.000 No, no he doesn't.
00:22:53.000 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:22:55.000 Straight split pot. 0.72
00:22:57.000 Yeah.
00:22:58.000 Split pot.
00:22:59.000 Another split?
00:23:00.000 He's got a 9, he's got a 9, you got a 9.
00:23:02.000 Yeah.
00:23:03.000 You're both of the sixes, it doesn't matter.
00:23:05.000 The eights are already on the board.
00:23:06.000 It's only the nines that count. The nines build the strength.
00:23:09.000 The only way you could have won is if someone had a nine and a jack.
00:23:13.000 Because that would have made a higher strength.
00:23:14.000 Nine, ten, jack. Addaboy, nige. 1.00
00:23:24.000 Addaboy, nige. My power. 1.00
00:23:27.000 Addaboy, nige. And nige. 1.00
00:23:29.000 We're splitting. I don't know, your chips don't look very split right now, Dave.
00:23:34.000 Well, that's just the cut part of the game.
00:23:37.000 What, are there buy-ins when you lose?
00:23:39.000 No. Oh!
00:23:40.000 Only on the final game of the night we've allowed them.
00:23:44.000 A few times. Oh, that's so long, then.
00:23:45.000 I thought I was freestyling.
00:23:47.000 I don't know how you guys play. I've never played with you guys before.
00:23:49.000 When you lose, you have to wait for the next game.
00:23:50.000 Oh, that's so long, though.
00:23:51.000 On the last game, we've allowed a couple buy-ins.
00:23:53.000 I'm so Jewish now.
00:23:55.000 Watch. One more coffee, please.
00:24:02.000 We're live on the internet, Deb, so if you wouldn't mind minding your language, I'm going to become super fucking Jewish. 0.99
00:24:08.000 Make sure you swear before the J-word. 0.99
00:24:10.000 How much? Amateur.
00:24:12.000 Go on then.
00:24:14.000 Have a normal course. Take a race, sir.
00:24:17.000 Go.
00:24:19.000 Go.
00:24:20.000 I'll move up there, he's just like my bed.
00:24:23.000 Perfect.
00:24:24.000 Jumping round the crib.
00:24:27.000 773. Check over them, please.
00:24:30.000 Check! Check! 0.62
00:24:34.000 Turn, turn, turn.
00:24:35.000 Check, check.
00:24:36.000 Cheek on cheek.
00:24:38.000 All together.
00:24:39.000 Number seven.
00:24:40.000 La la.
00:24:42.000 Six.
00:24:46.000 Seven.
00:24:49.000 Bet 200.
00:24:55.000 Go. He's trying to scare me.
00:25:40.000 He's trying to scare me. Do I scare you, Andrew?
00:25:42.000 Be honest. Do I scare you?
00:25:44.000 There's not much that scares me, friend.
00:25:47.000 But that's because I'm very good at picking my battles, you know?
00:25:50.000 I'm very good at...
00:25:52.000 Who's outside the gate?
00:25:54.000 Is G outside the gate? No, it's a stray dog.
00:25:57.000 Relax. I'm not relaxing.
00:25:59.000 I saw a dog outside the fucking gate. 1.00
00:26:00.000 Why would I... What, a black dog? 1.00
00:26:02.000 Yeah, but I didn't see it was black until I asked the question. 0.97
00:26:04.000 Are you blind? Maybe, Tristan just doesn't give a fuck about our dog. 1.00
00:26:08.000 He's just like, well, who may be? The dog never gets out, and there's a black dog outside. 0.99
00:26:15.000 Right, so what's he trying to do, scare me?
00:26:16.000 I'm trying to scare you, yeah. Well, if you had the seven, you'd be batting by now, so...
00:26:24.000 Well, obviously none of us have the seven, so it's the three or the nine.
00:26:28.000 Well, if I had the seven, I wouldn't be batting crazy, though.
00:26:30.000 Right? Double.
00:26:32.000 So what color is it? 2,500?
00:26:40.000 No, no, no. I meant to take that back.
00:26:42.000 All right, just 2,000 then. Why did I let him...
00:26:48.000 You can't scare me.
00:26:51.000 Like, come on now. You know, like...
00:26:53.000 We're built different, huh? A pair of nines.
00:27:05.000 It's four of a kind. Very, very scary.
00:27:22.000 Very scary.
00:27:24.000 Andrew, I saw you shaking for a second, Andrew.
00:27:28.000 I saw you shaking. Four of a kind.
00:27:30.000 I should have watched the video of you lot playing poker.
00:27:32.000 I didn't know how video it was.
00:27:33.000 I didn't know how video it was.
00:27:36.000 You can't think that about that.
00:27:39.000 You got a full house though.
00:27:41.000 Full house, you have to bet on a full house, so you're good.
00:27:43.000 That's when you lose. You lose when you think you have something.
00:27:46.000 I don't expect you to have this level.
00:27:48.000 The way you... That should have been studied right there.
00:27:54.000 That was gorgeous.
00:27:58.000 It would have been harder if dealer position was in a different way.
00:28:01.000 The fact that he had you in front of him, egging him on...
00:28:05.000 No, I had three of a kind off the flop.
00:28:06.000 I just checked it.
00:28:08.000 I didn't think you had that.
00:28:14.000 Trust me, look at me.
00:28:20.000 Hold on. Hold on this one.
00:28:24.000 Oh, so okay. Thanks, friend.
00:28:26.000 Thank you. That's some casino royal James Bond show.
00:28:33.000 Story of my life, bro. I've got enemies in and out of jail, Aston Martins, bitches, poker, cigars. 1.00
00:28:38.000 I can fight. You name it, bro. 0.99
00:28:40.000 I am James Bond. So now I'm going to check on my three kings, like I checked on my three sevens.
00:28:49.000 Awesome. Scare me, Cyrus!
00:28:56.000 Someone, let's go! 1.00
00:28:57.000 Scare me I'm so tired
00:29:01.000 Yes, so tired Very comfortable
00:29:19.000 Give me my money back Yeah
00:29:27.000 Go on, James Bond.
00:29:29.000 Cool. Got no when to hold them?
00:29:31.000 Cool. Know when to fold them.
00:29:34.000 That's it. That's it.
00:29:36.000 That's it. I'm naturally high on my wrist.
00:29:39.000 One, two. Press it this way. 0.96
00:29:45.000 Are you in this car or not?
00:29:47.000 Man, I don't want to go out and get my feet stepped on.
00:29:51.000 Alright, 3, 2, 1...
00:29:55.000 Oh yeah.
00:30:10.000 Once Daddy gets a hundred million market cap, I'm gonna do a huge buy just for the candle for fun. 0.97
00:30:15.000 So I'm waiting for these GE niggers to get their act together. 1.00
00:30:18.000 Stop G-ing. Once we're at a hundred million, I'm just going to candle it to the sky. 1.00
00:30:26.000 The longer they take, though, the less enthusiastic I am. 0.99
00:30:29.000 So if they take forever, they can get fucked. 0.99
00:30:31.000 Check a race. Sorry, me? 1.00
00:30:32.000 me checker race. One. Check. Four. Eight. Checker.
00:30:39.000 Thanks you very much.
00:30:46.000 Three. Check, check, check.
00:30:51.000 I'll check. Turn.
00:30:54.000 I'm telling you.
00:30:56.000 It's time to go back to the usual and enjoy.
00:30:59.000 Just a little bit of what's left of the house to get a few extra slides.
00:31:03.000 You will see the back. All the things that you're gonna like.
00:31:06.000 4, 4 200.
00:31:10.000 4.
00:31:16.000 Can I change the top?
00:31:18.000 Yes sir, 4.
00:31:20.000 Col, yeah.
00:31:22.000 Col or rice? Col.
00:31:28.000 Thank you.
00:31:33.000 Listen, when we play in Jamaica, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:03.000 I wouldn't. You wouldn't.
00:32:04.000 When we play in Jamaica, it's different.
00:32:07.000 You don't know the coconut rules.
00:32:09.000 No? I know the mango rules.
00:32:11.000 You don't know anything. Here's why you say coconut.
00:32:16.000 Come on, Cyrus. Pussy. 1.00
00:32:19.000 Sorry, Dad. Shit. 1.00
00:32:22.000 For the first, please. Me? 1.00
00:32:23.000 Yes, sir. Straight. Straight to the ace.
00:32:27.000 Two pair of kings. He's done sign with a dealer.
00:32:29.000 I know shit! He's done sign with a dealer. 1.00
00:32:31.000 Ten, jack, queen, king, ace.
00:32:32.000 Straight. What?
00:32:34.000 What's the problem? Thank you.
00:32:38.000 Thanks. I just lost all my lost all the early hands on it wasn't worth shit and then started winning properly when it
00:32:44.000 mattered I'm built different 0.92
00:32:52.000 If these dad if these daddy if these daddy niggers get the market cap up I'm gonna take all this money and daddy 1.00
00:32:58.000 candle But they're all sitting around G-ing. 1.00
00:33:03.000 Trying to save the world from being pussies. 1.00
00:33:10.000 100 please. Lines up after the stand. 0.99
00:33:14.000 There's a certain level of drunk you have to play.
00:33:16.000 Bruv, I'm stone cold, sober, and I'm beating you.
00:33:19.000 You need more coffee.
00:33:21.000 You need more coffee. 200, sir?
00:33:26.000 200, mate. Yeah, say no more, mate.
00:33:28.000 Thank you, sir. Geyser.
00:33:29.000 Absolutely geyser. Geyser.
00:33:31.000 Remember Lockstock and Two Smoking Barrels.
00:33:33.000 Have you seen that movie? No?
00:33:35.000 Lockstock? You've not seen that? You've never seen Lockstock?
00:33:39.000 Sick. One time I took over a bunch of Jews in L.A. Oh my god, it was like a f**king... 1.00
00:33:45.000 Check! Check! 0.99
00:33:48.000 Check! Check! 0.62
00:33:52.000 Check! Check! Check!
00:33:54.000 Check! Check! Check!
00:33:56.000 Check! Check! Check! Two players, heads up, river card, jack on the river.
00:34:29.000 Second bet please. Bet 400, right?
00:34:41.000 Two thousand. Balls, let's see the cards please.
00:34:49.000 Two pairs, queens and sevens.
00:34:54.000 Jackson 7s. Jackson 7s.
00:34:57.000 Alright, last hand of the stream.
00:35:03.000 Yeah, last hand. You've got loads of photos, Bailey?
00:35:09.000 Yeah, cool.
00:35:13.000 Yeah, last of the stream. Do you?
00:35:18.000 You want to go to the end of this game, see who wins?
00:35:19.000 Yeah, you know what? I like being out first game, so I can get my pictures out of the way, and I don't have to be up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.
00:35:25.000 It's just nice. They like you to take all your money.
00:35:27.000 Ask the audience if they want to continue.
00:35:31.000 How many people are watching? I'm not telling them our daddy coin plans.
00:35:36.000 They don't deserve it. These are my Rumble viewers.
00:35:38.000 It's not the same daddy people.
00:35:41.000 Necessarily. You're underestimating your Rumble viewers.
00:35:44.000 400 to call. Your blinds up.
00:35:46.000 Blinds up to 400 now, yeah?
00:35:48.000 Yes, sir. Really bad math.
00:35:51.000 400 to call.
00:35:57.000 400. Blinds are 400 now.
00:35:59.000 Yeah, that's a lot. Blinds are 400 now.
00:36:01.000 400! Marcel's bleeding chips.
00:36:10.000 Marcel, I haven't heard you say two words.
00:36:12.000 You know what, I get good cards, and then I get something.
00:36:15.000 Four first. Tristan, what's the best snack of your whiskey?
00:36:19.000 They've got seven old diamonds.
00:36:21.000 He's lost. He's drinking. He's dangerous when he's drinking.
00:36:32.000 Ace.
00:36:35.000 Bloodclaat.
00:36:37.000 Four hundred. 1.00
00:36:40.000 He's a fucking extreme. 1.00
00:37:06.000 Really, really bad man. Really, really bad man. 1.00
00:37:10.000 Bones.
00:37:12.000 Bones, mate. You've got all the chips in the world. What do you think about your hand four?
00:37:15.000 Was it a four or a...
00:37:17.000 Four hundred bets.
00:37:19.000 Four hundred bets.
00:37:20.000 Same as.
00:37:21.000 Four, four hundred.
00:37:23.000 Touch my thumb.
00:37:26.000 Oh No cones in the casino, sir.
00:37:29.000 Oh, three players. I'll give her a card. 0.99
00:37:33.000 Two of hearts.
00:37:36.000 One card.
00:37:40.000 I don't think you have a flush.
00:38:02.000 You might.
00:38:08.000 I don't know how to play that.
00:38:09.000 That's the problem. It's my first time playing with you.
00:38:12.000 No one knows how I play.
00:38:14.000 People that play with you often will know how to play.
00:38:18.000 You have it?
00:38:20.000 Do you have a clutch? You do.
00:38:23.000 I have a 7, man. I have an 8.
00:38:25.000 7, 7, 8.
00:38:27.000 8, 7, 8.
00:38:29.000 Places with these rings.
00:38:31.000 Good.
00:38:33.000 Good start.
00:38:35.000 200, 400, please.
00:38:41.000 Another hand for Spring.
00:38:47.000 you Yeah, we'll keep it. He wants to keep the string going.
00:38:51.000 Does Dev.
00:38:53.000 Dev. Our old friend Dev.
00:38:56.000 Dev's identity will soon become clear if you follow me on X. If you follow me on X, Dev's identity will soon become clear.
00:39:07.000 Is that true? What's your name?
00:39:14.000 Dev? He's a CIA asset, I'm telling you.
00:39:21.000 100% he's a fed.
00:39:23.000 100% he's a fed. 100% he's a fed.
00:39:26.000 The best snack? Did you do this for peanuts?
00:39:31.000 Yes. Bro, I eat some weird stuff, but even I don't eat peanuts.
00:39:41.000 Yeah, I love peanuts. That's true, please.
00:39:44.000 Check. Five players there, it's like, slow crunch.
00:39:50.000 All right, I need to get some photos of knowledge.
00:39:53.000 387.
00:39:55.000 2.0 Version.
00:39:57.000 Check.
00:40:06.000 Green Batman.
00:40:07.000 Check.
00:40:08.000 We can do some Fascy like a hologram. 0.67
00:40:09.000 Phantom Atoms.
00:40:10.000 2.0.
00:40:11.000 Check.
00:40:17.000 Rainbow Card.
00:40:20.000 Mino Diamonds.
00:40:21.000 Check.
00:40:26.000 1.0.
00:40:27.000 So this comes out on 1.7.
00:40:31.000 We should at least go for ourselves.
00:40:35.000 Go on, say the N-word.
00:40:37.000 No, I was going to say soda.
00:40:41.000 You mean cigar.
00:40:43.000 Cigar, please, sir.
00:40:45.000 Sugar. Three pints.
00:40:51.000 That's what you're giving me next round.
00:40:55.000 You're giving me a shot! Christy, go easy on him.
00:41:00.000 He's not the best drinker.
00:41:03.000 You should be, you're right.
00:41:05.000 Training. What's the best snack?
00:41:07.000 And my bartender gives you a shot. 0.99
00:41:10.000 That makes sense. This is my house.
00:41:12.000 And that wasn't me. Usually I'm the one setting him up to these shenanigans.
00:41:15.000 That was not me at all. Usually, you know, Marcel's cousin, she was like, oh, broad suits of war. 0.79
00:41:22.000 I'm at Christie War. That's the way I look at him.
00:41:25.000 Comes back with whiskey and Coke.
00:41:27.000 Sorry, I'm Romanian. I don't understand.
00:41:29.000 It's the best. How fucked was your cousin, let's not say his name, we're live on the internet. 0.99
00:41:36.000 So that time I got Shannard fucked up, how fucked up was he? 1.00
00:41:41.000 He thought he was a boss, but you know what, he was talking shit to you. 0.99
00:41:46.000 But that for him is a once a year thing, do you know what I mean? 0.99
00:41:50.000 That's like him on vacation. He'd been up to here drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking.
00:41:54.000 And he knew that. And he'd had breaks.
00:41:57.000 But he doesn't get it. If he were here every week, he would not be so bright.
00:42:00.000 5 days. 5 days. Nothing. It's a stream man.
00:42:09.000 I don't know what. Yeah, it's all right, Dad.
00:42:11.000 Don't worry. Five, three, four.
00:42:16.000 That is really good for me, mate.
00:42:18.000 I'll tell you what. I'm fucking fucking out, mate. 0.99
00:42:20.000 I'm fucking betting on that, mate. 1.00
00:42:23.000 Who's got a thousand down? 0.99
00:42:24.000 No one. Just change.
00:42:26.000 Check. Trick.
00:42:28.000 Trick. What would Movado do?
00:42:35.000 We don't ask ourselves that question often enough.
00:42:39.000 What would Movado do?
00:42:42.000 What would he do?
00:42:44.000 Oh my, we have some players!
00:43:10.000 So much straight business going on.
00:43:12.000 Too hard to predict. What are you motherfuckers gonna get straight? 1.00
00:43:17.000 What are you niggers? Daddy. 1.00
00:43:27.000 Daddy coin for all in.
00:43:29.000 Daddy coin for all in. 1.00
00:43:31.000 Make sure the mic kicks that shit up. 1.00
00:43:33.000 I will. Daddy coin for all in. 1.00
00:43:35.000 Daddy coin for all in Call
00:43:46.000 You came in Yes sir. Too many strikes, I said it.
00:44:01.000 I can't win now, even a six doesn't save me.
00:44:04.000 I have a straight, you have a straight.
00:44:05.000 But you go to the higher. Higher straight by one point.
00:44:11.000 He would have gotten you on the river anyway. He would have done that.
00:44:13.000 If he would have gone all in on the river, you still would have done it.
00:44:15.000 It's fine. That's fine.
00:44:17.000 He doesn't have much money.
00:44:18.000 He doesn't have much money, he's fine. 0.97
00:44:20.000 You're a bad man! 0.70
00:44:22.000 That's what the daddy token does, kids. 0.87
00:44:29.000 When you get the daddy token, you get rich.
00:44:31.000 It's blind locked. Pull up!
00:45:10.000 Turn this down. No, you're the only person in the world who hates music.
00:45:13.000 No. You're weird. 0.98
00:45:15.000 It's too loud. It's too loud. 0.85
00:45:18.000 Nobody in the world is like that.
00:45:20.000 Nobody. What the fuck do you think? 1.00
00:45:29.000 What's going on here? 1.00
00:45:31.000 I'm the DJ! The music's on.
00:45:39.000 We're playing a poker game. There's music.
00:45:40.000 What, are they going to cry? We're not allowed to have music on in the poker game?
00:45:45.000 They're going to cry their little eyes out? 1.00
00:45:48.000 Fucking gays. I bet if I raised you, I'll pussy out as well. 1.00
00:45:51.000 Come. Go on. 1.00
00:45:52.000 I'll turn the music off if you bet.
00:45:55.000 Didn't think so. I only just need my cards for it.
00:45:58.000 That's the deal with the paytables of the Mr. Holland.
00:46:00.000 Two players.
00:46:26.000 Heads up!
00:46:28.000 Four sixteen, no up top.
00:46:30.000 Marcel, I like you.
00:46:38.000 Oh Just fold. This is your warning.
00:46:42.000 No, that wasn't a check. Did you tap the table or not?
00:46:44.000 No, I'm going all in. Don't end your night early.
00:46:52.000 I think I know your hands. I'll stay active.
00:46:55.000 It's up to you. I need Cyrus out first, but if you want to lose, you can lose now.
00:47:04.000 Call my bet. If you want to lose, you can lose now, or you can let Cyrus lose first.
00:47:08.000 Sorry, Dev. Listen, music's on.
00:47:14.000 It is what it is!
00:47:18.000 What did you have? Play it out.
00:47:20.000 He doesn't have to show. No, play it out.
00:47:22.000 I'll show what I have. And what did you have?
00:47:27.000 No, no, no. Show, show, show. It's up to Marcel.
00:47:29.000 I'll show. No, you would have lost.
00:47:33.000 What'd you have? Well, you might have had the king.
00:47:37.000 So that's why I tried to side queue because I didn't really want you to play.
00:47:40.000 I knew I probably had it No, you're right.
00:47:51.000 It should have been a more premium hand, but I've been running my mouth lately
00:47:53.000 and I've gone on their heads a little bit so I can take risks.
00:47:56.000 Plus, what would Movado do?
00:48:06.000 His song is on, so I thought Movado, if Movado had pocket 10s, he'd 100% be sitting there with his yellow eyes. 0.99
00:48:14.000 What would... Cisco used to be a G. Now he's probably in Diddy's parties and shit. 0.99
00:48:19.000 Sisko used to be the man! 0.99
00:48:21.000 Mega parties. 1.00
00:48:25.000 Turn on the fucking small mic, will you? 1.00
00:48:28.000 What? What on the phone? 1.00
00:48:35.000 Guys, where's the racism?
00:48:40.000 People watch MTV for reasons... 1.00
00:48:41.000 Shut up, you packie. 1.00
00:48:43.000 Oh wait, you're not Paki. 1.00
00:48:49.000 No, you're... Was it Persian?
00:48:51.000 Backy, so there's three of us in?
00:48:54.000 There's one player, me.
00:48:56.000 Yes sir.
00:48:56.000 Well I need to stop by.
00:48:58.000 You know you have a lot of fans in France, they'd be very appreciative of you saying that.
00:49:05.000 Saying what? That I'm not a packy.
00:49:07.000 You are a packy. Fuck my fans. 1.00
00:49:10.000 Let's just do one check. 1.00
00:49:32.000 Hi, Card Ace.
00:49:34.000 Same hand as last time. 0.99
00:49:40.000 Oh fuck, I'm so drunk. 1.00
00:49:44.000 I'm so drunk. 1.00
00:49:46.000 I didn't stop drinking. You had one drink!
00:49:49.000 I didn't see the fucking queen. 1.00
00:49:51.000 I actually didn't see it. 1.00
00:49:53.000 I would have raised it. I genuinely didn't see the queen.
00:49:56.000 Alright, can we get it? It's eventually gonna flip.
00:50:11.000 I'm gonna flip Gee whiz listen I'll put my auto back on
00:50:21.000 on.
00:50:22.000 We are the champions!
00:50:23.000 I shouldn't be allowed to listen to the music from Jamaica. 1.00
00:50:26.000 It's unsafe for the public. 1.00
00:50:28.000 I literally start listening to it and start thinking, yeah, fuck it. 1.00
00:50:31.000 Yeah, all right, come in then, cops. 1.00
00:50:33.000 They come to your court now.
00:50:34.000 Come when the song's on. You always come when the song's off.
00:50:37.000 You noticed. They never come when the song is on.
00:50:43.000 You won.
00:50:47.000 I'll probably going all in This is a banger though
00:51:02.000 Dude, that's my focus on that.
00:51:04.000 Bro. I will.
00:51:12.000 I will. Who is it?
00:51:20.000 Four of us? Here we go.
00:51:25.000 Here we go. Two players.
00:51:57.000 Heads up. River. Two diamonds.
00:52:02.000 Check out the deck, please. Check.
00:52:06.000 To the first, please. Nothing.
00:52:07.000 High card seven. I was bluffing.
00:52:08.000 Seven, four. Pair of tens.
00:52:11.000 Samson. McGregor in this war fight.
00:52:16.000 He was like Andrew.
00:52:17.000 He just had a cigar in his mouth the whole time.
00:52:22.000 I was there for that fight.
00:52:24.000 I was there for that fight. I was there for that fight.
00:52:27.000 No, it was shaman.
00:52:28.000 What did you have to do? I always have to do some food as well.
00:52:33.000 Andrew. He's just one of those nuts. 0.82
00:52:36.000 He's just one of those nuts that only knows what's in. 1.00
00:52:40.000 He doesn't know anything about it. 0.93
00:52:43.000 He's just powerful.
00:52:46.000 That fight, he looked like my prime Mike Tyson.
00:52:49.000 You got it, yeah?
00:52:55.000 I'll get more of it. AJ got wobbled, and when AJ gets wobbled, you know the worst thing, because I had the same problem in my career.
00:53:07.000 I had the same thing. When you know you can knock someone out, it's bad when you're wobbling.
00:53:13.000 Because you go to knock them out.
00:53:15.000 I can't hear you. I can't hear you on the podcast because the music is too loud.
00:53:20.000 I don't hear what you're saying, so either shut up and play cards or turn this shit down. 1.00
00:53:23.000 Oh my gosh. Thank you. Wham. 1.00
00:53:26.000 That's so much better. Wham.
00:53:28.000 I can't lie, every round, that first round of the Wobble thing, you could tell it's...
00:53:31.000 You said Prime Mike past, I can't even listen to you, but...
00:53:34.000 No, you're mad, bro.
00:53:36.000 All I know, seriously, watch the fight again.
00:53:38.000 No, I won't Prime Mike. Okay, not Prime, but...
00:53:39.000 Prime Mike was a fucking storm, bro. 1.00
00:53:41.000 Yeah, yeah. He was a Cornader. The combination. 1.00
00:53:43.000 Bro, it was disgusting.
00:53:45.000 He was on him, but it wasn't for him.
00:53:46.000 Everything... AJ threw, this guy was coming back.
00:53:48.000 When you're wobbled and you're technical, you're better.
00:53:50.000 But when you're wobbled and you're a knockout artist, you just swing.
00:53:53.000 Which is what AJ did, which is why he got called.
00:53:54.000 6-7-7. Check for bet.
00:53:56.000 Yeah, because you just want to get him out of there.
00:53:58.000 And you know you can with one punch.
00:54:00.000 Blinds up after this hand.
00:54:01.000 Pardon? Check for bet, please.
00:54:03.000 Check. Blinds up after this hand.
00:54:05.000 Check. Blinds up to what?
00:54:07.000 800? After this hand.
00:54:08.000 I don't know. 3-6. Yeah.
00:54:12.000 Check for bet. Check.
00:54:18.000 Check. River card.
00:54:22.000 Check. 1,000.
00:54:28.000 All in.
00:54:31.000 600 more.
00:54:33.000 1,600. Hold.
00:54:36.000 He scared him off, Marcel. He scared Andrew.
00:54:38.000 Good. Come in.
00:54:39.000 Nigel, you've got so many shits there. 1.00
00:54:41.000 Come on, buddy. 1,600. 1.00
00:54:44.000 Really bad man. No, I'm not actually smoking, but it's good.
00:54:48.000 I'll tell you right now. You don't have a straight?
00:54:55.000 Let's see the first, please.
00:54:57.000 I'm on my way.
00:54:59.000 The first.
00:55:01.000 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:55:03.000 Straight.
00:55:05.000 We're going to get another one from that angle.
00:55:07.000 Straight wins? Too many straights on the board. 1.00
00:55:12.000 Yeah. Bro, you're out of chips, pocket kings.
00:55:15.000 Yeah, you had to.
00:55:17.000 I would have done the same.
00:55:19.000 I would have done the same. 600 blind, bro.
00:55:23.000 Three six mark here.
00:55:25.000 600 blind. Do I look like a rich nigga, bro? 0.69
00:55:28.000 Yes. You used to. 0.95
00:55:32.000 Before that night. This is redemption.
00:55:39.000 I'm getting you this morning. Do it.
00:55:45.000 Be careful on your way back to the hotel.
00:55:53.000 I'm driving. Four.
00:56:07.000 Do you have any more? One two.
00:56:10.000 Check raise. Check.
00:56:12.000 Check. Check. Check.
00:56:20.000 Check. Check.
00:56:27.000 Turn. We have diamonds.
00:56:30.000 Check diamonds. It's a big blind.
00:56:48.000 It's a big blind.
00:56:50.000 You know, bets have to be big blind.
00:56:54.000 Thank you, sir. Thank you, my friend.
00:56:58.000 Ah, yes, my friend.
00:57:04.000 Do you speak Spanish?
00:57:06.000 A little bit. What do you think about Spanish people?
00:57:24.000 That's a race that no one's racist to really.
00:57:27.000 Bunch of putas. Puta! 0.88
00:57:30.000 I roll lazy as fuck. 1.00
00:57:32.000 Can you turn it up? 1.00
00:57:35.000 Cool.
00:57:38.000 So anyway, I've been studying for Harvey's tilt attacks and...
00:57:41.000 You've got to do something.
00:57:45.000 You've got to do something if you want to win.
00:57:47.000 Bro, you already know.
00:57:49.000 I'm due in the way out of this one.
00:57:51.000 Third best. I'm going to be a dirty little Jew. 1.00
00:57:53.000 A dirty little Jew. 1.00
00:57:56.000 Who's beating me beside me? 1.00
00:57:58.000 He's not. Andrew won in the most finals.
00:58:04.000 I was in the most semi-finals in the end of the year.
00:58:07.000 1-2-1. I will bust you up and you know it.
00:58:12.000 I will edge guard like a...
00:58:15.000 Well, 600.
00:58:17.000 I may as well go all in. 650.
00:58:20.000 It's all in for me. That's a long bet.
00:58:28.000 The 600's a normal bet anyway, so if you're going to bet, you may as well call me.
00:58:31.000 950. Sorry, bro.
00:58:33.000 950 total. Call.
00:58:35.000 Call. Is it just me and Andrew in?
00:58:38.000 Yes, sir. I bet Andrew has a hand as well.
00:58:42.000 I have to show cards then.
00:58:43.000 I can just run it at the end and show them.
00:58:50.000 Zero. Anything but king or an ace?
00:58:58.000 Ten. Well done.
00:59:01.000 Thank you.
00:59:07.000 Attaboy, T. Back in the game! 0.99
00:59:09.000 Shut up, Bailey. If I kept a straight face after it, it would be better. 0.99
00:59:17.000 I couldn't. I couldn't. Christy, another vocal, please.
00:59:20.000 I need my powers. I knew he had fuck all, I had fuck all, but I thought it was only a grand to find out. 0.99
00:59:27.000 No, you were just helping out your brother, that's brother bias. 1.00
00:59:29.000 It was a normal bet, it was one big blind.
00:59:30.000 You were going to lose as well. That's just helping out your brother.
00:59:33.000 That's not true at all, it's not me and I had to play poker.
00:59:37.000 Could have gone either way. That's brother bias.
00:59:39.000 You could have. Because I had to bet.
00:59:41.000 I was very lucky that I had a double nine to bet onto my last hand.
00:59:45.000 Because I was going to go on in no matter what that hand was.
00:59:49.000 Who's big blind? 300, 600.
00:59:52.000 Ah, let's see. Me and Nigel both ain't got shit. 0.99
01:00:04.000 One of us might be out this run. 0.99
01:00:05.000 Heads up.
01:00:09.000 Bend your face. Nothing.
01:00:33.000 High card 6. High card 9.
01:00:38.000 Neither of us were gonna... Oh yeah, shit! 0.99
01:00:39.000 All the cards are so good, it's a split pot. 1.00
01:00:42.000 So nothing happened. We just stole some...
01:00:45.000 And no one else bet, actually, so we didn't actually win shit. 0.99
01:00:48.000 We and you were small, big blinds, so... 0.99
01:00:53.000 Because I keep catching the big blinds.
01:01:01.000 J-Hosk, real Batman.
01:01:03.000 But I had a great time.
01:01:08.000 No, no. I once fumbled a bag.
01:01:12.000 Once in this game. I did a big fumble.
01:01:20.000 I had king four. Andrew raised a thousand.
01:01:23.000 I folded. You and him went into some stupid war where he just about beat you. 1.00
01:01:26.000 There was a king on the four on the board. I would have won with two pair. 1.00
01:01:28.000 Andrew had pocket tens. It's always that way.
01:01:30.000 It's always that way. Call, check, raise.
01:01:41.000 Check. Keep playing.
01:01:44.000 Good luck. Slow call.
01:01:48.000 I'm a bad man.
01:01:50.000 No, I'm a bad man.
01:01:51.000 Check. Check.
01:01:54.000 Nice. Check.
01:01:57.000 Three. Check.
01:02:00.000 Check. A river.
01:02:06.000 5 for 10 rupees, 7 for 20 rupees, 6 for 100 rupees, 4 for 100 rupees.
01:02:16.000 And leave it in.
01:02:34.000 Oh my! 0.58
01:02:36.000 Listen! You win.
01:02:47.000 I had high car queen, but I thought he didn't have nothing.
01:02:50.000 I thought he was trying to chip leader bully us.
01:02:53.000 Thank you, sir. Last hand that we end the stream.
01:02:59.000 Last hand of the stream.
01:03:02.000 I'm big blind? Yes, sir.
01:03:04.000 Thank you, sir. It is mine.
01:03:18.000 That's all. Okay.
01:03:25.000 Let's try. That's good, bro.
01:03:31.000 Here. Press on yourself.
01:03:34.000 Hold. Hold.
01:03:42.000 Turn on yourself. Raise it to 1000.
01:03:47.000 Oh, we can't, can't we? It's fine, 600.
01:03:53.000 I don't even know how dead got back in this game.
01:04:01.000 Me neither. Same way I'm going to get back in and win.
01:04:07.000 Check. Check.
01:04:10.000 Turn. 7. Check.
01:04:17.000 4 of clubs.
01:04:18.000 Check all the clubs.
01:04:20.000 Cartier.
01:04:26.000 Ah, I believe so.
01:04:29.000 Cartier-Sento's skeleton, but it's completely encrossed in blue sapphires.
01:04:33.000 It's a one of one. I was looking at a skeleton.
01:04:36.000 How much did they go for?
01:04:39.000 15. 18.
01:04:42.000 18. Go first, please.
01:04:48.000 Flush. Can't remember. I had the straight, but I was worried about the flush.
01:04:53.000 That's why I didn't bet. Cartier-Sento skeleton, completely covered in blue sapphires, one of one.
01:05:05.000 All right, guys, listen. When DaddyCoin gets to 100 mil, I'm going to do a buy for the candle.
01:05:12.000 For the lulz. For the culture.
01:05:14.000 If you're going to sit around Jeetan and beat a bunch of pussies, you don't deserve it. 1.00
01:05:16.000 Doesn't matter to me, I'm rich anyway. So it's up to you. 1.00
01:05:23.000 Look on the back, in the top right-hand corner, it says one of one.
01:05:27.000 It says take one of one, actually, if you zoom in.