PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | EPISODE 11
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1 hour and 5 minutes
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This episode is about a night out at a casino with a group of friends and a random dealer. The chips are stacked but the chips are not. The deck is full of crap cards and no one knows what to do with them. The dealer tries to give them some good cards but they can't seem to find them. Will they be able to figure it out or will they just let the chips run out and the chips fall to the ground? We'll find out in this episode. We hope you enjoy this episode and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode. Thank you so much for listening to this episode, it was a lot of fun and we hope you have a good rest of the week. Love ya, bye. xoxo, EJ & Bailey (Music: "Blame It On My Black Friends" by The Smiths) Music: "Feat. & "Goodbye" by Puff & Steph" by Ferg & Steph Thank you for listening and supporting this podcast, we really appreciate it. XOXO, Ej and EJ and Ej is a tribute to EJ's music career and his passion for music and passion for life and his drive and love for life. Ej & Ej's passion for the game and his dedication to the game. by Ej s passion for poker and his love of the game "The Game" by EJ. Enjoy! - Ej & EJ is a little bit more than you can't get any better than the game than you could ask for more than that? EJ can't thank you enough. -Ej's love you're lucky enough to have a chance to play the game more than EJ does it better than Ej does it, so much more than the rest of us can do it, right? -Jeeeee! - Thank you EJ - EJ AND EJEE and we appreciate you, Jeeee And EJeeeeee . XOJEEEEE xOXO. (Thank you Ej, JEEEHAAAAY, JEEEEE - JEEH JEEEEH - JeeEEHEEH, JAYEH -
Transcript
00:02:15.000
Yeah, that was obvious. I thought you had something bad.
00:02:19.000
I needed a 10. Because I can't tell anyone who we're playing with.
00:02:50.000
Do you have any Belvedere, Mont Blanc, something good?
00:03:23.000
I'm doing shit. He keeps giving me shit cards, bro.
00:03:25.000
I can't win with this mess. Four and a seven and a three.
00:03:38.000
Those were the good nights. Focus on the seven.
00:04:24.000
You were waiting for the straight and then you didn't do it, alright?
00:04:52.000
Ace high. Nothing. He's trying to scare everyone away.
00:05:10.000
Jesus. I'm getting my money robbed by black people again.
00:05:26.000
All you white people built this beautiful society and you let us in.
00:05:29.000
And now we're just going to take it. And when we tell you we're going to do this, you're all like, oh, don't worry.
00:07:03.000
Guys, who votes- I vote kick him out of the game, or should we just nix some of his chips away and say he was paying blinds?
00:07:11.000
Don't let him. Alright, don't let him play. He missed out.
00:07:15.000
But he's not in the game. He's not in the game.
00:07:16.000
Fuck him. We were taking your blinds and now that you've come and you want to play, we're not letting you play the game instead to punish you for an hour and a half while you wait.
00:07:38.000
Yeah. Because you're too busy fucking pussy, too busy having sex with your girlfriend like a faggot, having sex with a girl.
00:07:45.000
Whereas, if all your chips had gone away, we would have made you.
00:07:49.000
What are you, gay? Hope you were making babies.
00:07:58.000
Condoms are gay. No, you're not allowed to play.
00:08:01.000
Go back to your little fucking girlfriend, hold hands.
00:08:04.000
Bro, it's poker night and you're busy fucking...
00:08:13.000
Things change. Welcome to the adaptability of life.
00:08:18.000
Things change. Sitting around fucking knitting.
00:08:50.000
2-6-6. I hope Deb's out first for all this shit-talking.
00:09:01.000
Because otherwise he'll run his mouth too tough.
00:09:05.000
Bet 300. You can't have another backgammon repeat.
00:09:52.000
When you have nothing, you fold. When you think you have a hand is when you lose your money.
00:09:56.000
When you think... It's like the guy who goes to four karate classes and thinks he can fight.
00:10:01.000
If he never went to karate classes, he would have just walked away.
00:10:03.000
But he went to four classes and, you know, he's a white boy and he believes it and his instructor's like, just jab, cross?
00:10:19.000
Nigger's like, you're right, I don't know karate. But I grew up different.
00:10:23.000
I built different. And before you know it, he gets his ass whooped.
00:10:27.000
He should have folded. Just give me shit cards.
00:10:35.000
You need to give me really shit cards so I can fold.
00:11:00.000
There isn't a shirt I own that ain't for pimping.
00:11:12.000
Whereas all my tailored jackets are for human trafficking.
00:11:32.000
If we did a poker game for the top daddy holders, everyone would be loaded rich.
00:11:43.000
Think about it. Million dollar buy-in for top daddy holders.
00:11:57.000
Are you fiending for nicotine so much that you're just...
00:12:10.000
I'm not feeding for nicotine. I'm fine without nicotine.
00:12:53.000
You're a chip lever. Christian sounds depressed.
00:13:15.000
By the way, whoever wins, if you win, that's who tips the dealer.
00:13:49.000
It's just initially to your left hand, what will it be?
00:14:46.000
I just went because I was paying for something on the river.
00:15:20.000
I quit for two weeks to prove how easy it was, and I'll smoke again later.
00:15:53.000
You just constantly manage to give me whatever there is to me.
00:16:09.000
Yeah, it's harder. If you want to raise, you have to double as that.
00:17:29.000
There are very few things I... Like, I don't need to drink, but I can't play poker competently unless I drink.
00:17:36.000
The drunker I get, Andrew's been holding me off the table while I've been winning games.
00:17:42.000
Andrew's holding me on my chair and I'm fucking royal flushing out.
00:17:48.000
And so it came to pass that Tristan Tate could not play poker without drinking poker.
00:20:22.000
if you're familiar the work of Archimedes of Syracuse this vodka hits nicely
00:20:40.000
The old familiar sting, you know, a nice burn right down to the stomach.
00:20:49.000
What's up, you don't have one? You don't have a drink?
00:22:28.000
I've got a pair of twos, you guys can do whatever you like.
00:23:06.000
It's only the nines that count. The nines build the strength.
00:23:09.000
The only way you could have won is if someone had a nine and a jack.
00:23:13.000
Because that would have made a higher strength.
00:23:29.000
We're splitting. I don't know, your chips don't look very split right now, Dave.
00:23:40.000
Only on the final game of the night we've allowed them.
00:23:47.000
I don't know how you guys play. I've never played with you guys before.
00:23:49.000
When you lose, you have to wait for the next game.
00:23:51.000
On the last game, we've allowed a couple buy-ins.
00:24:02.000
We're live on the internet, Deb, so if you wouldn't mind minding your language, I'm going to become super fucking Jewish.
00:25:40.000
He's trying to scare me. Do I scare you, Andrew?
00:25:47.000
But that's because I'm very good at picking my battles, you know?
00:26:02.000
Yeah, but I didn't see it was black until I asked the question.
00:26:04.000
Are you blind? Maybe, Tristan just doesn't give a fuck about our dog.
00:26:08.000
He's just like, well, who may be? The dog never gets out, and there's a black dog outside.
00:26:16.000
I'm trying to scare you, yeah. Well, if you had the seven, you'd be batting by now, so...
00:26:24.000
Well, obviously none of us have the seven, so it's the three or the nine.
00:26:28.000
Well, if I had the seven, I wouldn't be batting crazy, though.
00:26:42.000
All right, just 2,000 then. Why did I let him...
00:27:24.000
Andrew, I saw you shaking for a second, Andrew.
00:27:30.000
I should have watched the video of you lot playing poker.
00:27:41.000
Full house, you have to bet on a full house, so you're good.
00:27:43.000
That's when you lose. You lose when you think you have something.
00:27:48.000
The way you... That should have been studied right there.
00:27:58.000
It would have been harder if dealer position was in a different way.
00:28:01.000
The fact that he had you in front of him, egging him on...
00:28:26.000
Thank you. That's some casino royal James Bond show.
00:28:33.000
Story of my life, bro. I've got enemies in and out of jail, Aston Martins, bitches, poker, cigars.
00:28:40.000
I am James Bond. So now I'm going to check on my three kings, like I checked on my three sevens.
00:29:47.000
Man, I don't want to go out and get my feet stepped on.
00:30:10.000
Once Daddy gets a hundred million market cap, I'm gonna do a huge buy just for the candle for fun.
00:30:15.000
So I'm waiting for these GE niggers to get their act together.
00:30:18.000
Stop G-ing. Once we're at a hundred million, I'm just going to candle it to the sky.
00:30:26.000
The longer they take, though, the less enthusiastic I am.
00:30:32.000
me checker race. One. Check. Four. Eight. Checker.
00:30:59.000
Just a little bit of what's left of the house to get a few extra slides.
00:31:03.000
You will see the back. All the things that you're gonna like.
00:31:33.000
Listen, when we play in Jamaica, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:11.000
You don't know anything. Here's why you say coconut.
00:32:27.000
Two pair of kings. He's done sign with a dealer.
00:32:38.000
Thanks. I just lost all my lost all the early hands on it wasn't worth shit and then started winning properly when it
00:32:52.000
If these dad if these daddy if these daddy niggers get the market cap up I'm gonna take all this money and daddy
00:33:14.000
There's a certain level of drunk you have to play.
00:33:16.000
Bruv, I'm stone cold, sober, and I'm beating you.
00:33:35.000
Lockstock? You've not seen that? You've never seen Lockstock?
00:33:39.000
Sick. One time I took over a bunch of Jews in L.A. Oh my god, it was like a f**king...
00:33:56.000
Check! Check! Check! Two players, heads up, river card, jack on the river.
00:34:41.000
Two thousand. Balls, let's see the cards please.
00:35:03.000
Yeah, last hand. You've got loads of photos, Bailey?
00:35:18.000
You want to go to the end of this game, see who wins?
00:35:19.000
Yeah, you know what? I like being out first game, so I can get my pictures out of the way, and I don't have to be up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.
00:35:25.000
It's just nice. They like you to take all your money.
00:35:31.000
How many people are watching? I'm not telling them our daddy coin plans.
00:35:36.000
They don't deserve it. These are my Rumble viewers.
00:35:41.000
Necessarily. You're underestimating your Rumble viewers.
00:36:12.000
You know what, I get good cards, and then I get something.
00:36:15.000
Four first. Tristan, what's the best snack of your whiskey?
00:36:21.000
He's lost. He's drinking. He's dangerous when he's drinking.
00:37:06.000
Really, really bad man. Really, really bad man.
00:37:12.000
Bones, mate. You've got all the chips in the world. What do you think about your hand four?
00:38:09.000
That's the problem. It's my first time playing with you.
00:38:14.000
People that play with you often will know how to play.
00:38:47.000
you Yeah, we'll keep it. He wants to keep the string going.
00:38:56.000
Dev's identity will soon become clear if you follow me on X. If you follow me on X, Dev's identity will soon become clear.
00:39:31.000
Yes. Bro, I eat some weird stuff, but even I don't eat peanuts.
00:39:44.000
Check. Five players there, it's like, slow crunch.
00:39:50.000
All right, I need to get some photos of knowledge.
00:40:55.000
You're giving me a shot! Christy, go easy on him.
00:41:12.000
And that wasn't me. Usually I'm the one setting him up to these shenanigans.
00:41:15.000
That was not me at all. Usually, you know, Marcel's cousin, she was like, oh, broad suits of war.
00:41:22.000
I'm at Christie War. That's the way I look at him.
00:41:29.000
It's the best. How fucked was your cousin, let's not say his name, we're live on the internet.
00:41:36.000
So that time I got Shannard fucked up, how fucked up was he?
00:41:41.000
He thought he was a boss, but you know what, he was talking shit to you.
00:41:46.000
But that for him is a once a year thing, do you know what I mean?
00:41:50.000
That's like him on vacation. He'd been up to here drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking.
00:41:57.000
But he doesn't get it. If he were here every week, he would not be so bright.
00:42:18.000
I'll tell you what. I'm fucking fucking out, mate.
00:42:35.000
We don't ask ourselves that question often enough.
00:43:12.000
Too hard to predict. What are you motherfuckers gonna get straight?
00:43:46.000
You came in Yes sir. Too many strikes, I said it.
00:44:05.000
But you go to the higher. Higher straight by one point.
00:44:11.000
He would have gotten you on the river anyway. He would have done that.
00:44:13.000
If he would have gone all in on the river, you still would have done it.
00:45:10.000
Turn this down. No, you're the only person in the world who hates music.
00:45:40.000
What, are they going to cry? We're not allowed to have music on in the poker game?
00:45:48.000
Fucking gays. I bet if I raised you, I'll pussy out as well.
00:45:55.000
Didn't think so. I only just need my cards for it.
00:45:58.000
That's the deal with the paytables of the Mr. Holland.
00:46:42.000
No, that wasn't a check. Did you tap the table or not?
00:46:44.000
No, I'm going all in. Don't end your night early.
00:46:55.000
It's up to you. I need Cyrus out first, but if you want to lose, you can lose now.
00:47:04.000
Call my bet. If you want to lose, you can lose now, or you can let Cyrus lose first.
00:47:27.000
No, no, no. Show, show, show. It's up to Marcel.
00:47:33.000
What'd you have? Well, you might have had the king.
00:47:37.000
So that's why I tried to side queue because I didn't really want you to play.
00:47:51.000
It should have been a more premium hand, but I've been running my mouth lately
00:47:53.000
and I've gone on their heads a little bit so I can take risks.
00:48:06.000
His song is on, so I thought Movado, if Movado had pocket 10s, he'd 100% be sitting there with his yellow eyes.
00:48:14.000
What would... Cisco used to be a G. Now he's probably in Diddy's parties and shit.
00:48:58.000
You know you have a lot of fans in France, they'd be very appreciative of you saying that.
00:49:53.000
I would have raised it. I genuinely didn't see the queen.
00:49:56.000
Alright, can we get it? It's eventually gonna flip.
00:50:11.000
I'm gonna flip Gee whiz listen I'll put my auto back on
00:50:23.000
I shouldn't be allowed to listen to the music from Jamaica.
00:50:28.000
I literally start listening to it and start thinking, yeah, fuck it.
00:50:34.000
Come when the song's on. You always come when the song's off.
00:50:37.000
You noticed. They never come when the song is on.
00:50:47.000
I'll probably going all in This is a banger though
00:52:17.000
He just had a cigar in his mouth the whole time.
00:52:24.000
I was there for that fight. I was there for that fight.
00:52:28.000
What did you have to do? I always have to do some food as well.
00:52:36.000
He's just one of those nuts that only knows what's in.
00:52:46.000
That fight, he looked like my prime Mike Tyson.
00:52:55.000
I'll get more of it. AJ got wobbled, and when AJ gets wobbled, you know the worst thing, because I had the same problem in my career.
00:53:07.000
I had the same thing. When you know you can knock someone out, it's bad when you're wobbling.
00:53:15.000
I can't hear you. I can't hear you on the podcast because the music is too loud.
00:53:20.000
I don't hear what you're saying, so either shut up and play cards or turn this shit down.
00:53:28.000
I can't lie, every round, that first round of the Wobble thing, you could tell it's...
00:53:31.000
You said Prime Mike past, I can't even listen to you, but...
00:53:38.000
No, I won't Prime Mike. Okay, not Prime, but...
00:53:41.000
Yeah, yeah. He was a Cornader. The combination.
00:53:46.000
Everything... AJ threw, this guy was coming back.
00:53:48.000
When you're wobbled and you're technical, you're better.
00:53:50.000
But when you're wobbled and you're a knockout artist, you just swing.
00:53:53.000
Which is what AJ did, which is why he got called.
00:53:56.000
Yeah, because you just want to get him out of there.
00:54:44.000
Really bad man. No, I'm not actually smoking, but it's good.
00:54:48.000
I'll tell you right now. You don't have a straight?
00:55:05.000
We're going to get another one from that angle.
00:55:07.000
Straight wins? Too many straights on the board.
00:57:06.000
A little bit. What do you think about Spanish people?
00:57:38.000
So anyway, I've been studying for Harvey's tilt attacks and...
00:57:51.000
Third best. I'm going to be a dirty little Jew.
00:58:04.000
I was in the most semi-finals in the end of the year.
00:58:28.000
The 600's a normal bet anyway, so if you're going to bet, you may as well call me.
00:59:09.000
Shut up, Bailey. If I kept a straight face after it, it would be better.
00:59:17.000
I couldn't. I couldn't. Christy, another vocal, please.
00:59:20.000
I need my powers. I knew he had fuck all, I had fuck all, but I thought it was only a grand to find out.
00:59:27.000
No, you were just helping out your brother, that's brother bias.
00:59:30.000
You were going to lose as well. That's just helping out your brother.
00:59:33.000
That's not true at all, it's not me and I had to play poker.
00:59:37.000
Could have gone either way. That's brother bias.
00:59:41.000
I was very lucky that I had a double nine to bet onto my last hand.
00:59:45.000
Because I was going to go on in no matter what that hand was.
00:59:52.000
Ah, let's see. Me and Nigel both ain't got shit.
01:00:45.000
And no one else bet, actually, so we didn't actually win shit.
01:01:23.000
I folded. You and him went into some stupid war where he just about beat you.
01:01:26.000
There was a king on the four on the board. I would have won with two pair.
01:02:06.000
5 for 10 rupees, 7 for 20 rupees, 6 for 100 rupees, 4 for 100 rupees.
01:02:47.000
I had high car queen, but I thought he didn't have nothing.
01:02:50.000
I thought he was trying to chip leader bully us.
01:02:53.000
Thank you, sir. Last hand that we end the stream.
01:03:53.000
I don't even know how dead got back in this game.
01:04:01.000
Me neither. Same way I'm going to get back in and win.
01:04:29.000
Cartier-Sento's skeleton, but it's completely encrossed in blue sapphires.
01:04:33.000
It's a one of one. I was looking at a skeleton.
01:04:48.000
Flush. Can't remember. I had the straight, but I was worried about the flush.
01:04:53.000
That's why I didn't bet. Cartier-Sento skeleton, completely covered in blue sapphires, one of one.
01:05:05.000
All right, guys, listen. When DaddyCoin gets to 100 mil, I'm going to do a buy for the candle.
01:05:14.000
If you're going to sit around Jeetan and beat a bunch of pussies, you don't deserve it.
01:05:16.000
Doesn't matter to me, I'm rich anyway. So it's up to you.
01:05:23.000
Look on the back, in the top right-hand corner, it says one of one.
01:05:27.000
It says take one of one, actually, if you zoom in.