Tate Speech - December 17, 2023


PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | EPISODE 6

Topics
Albanians and Maiz
Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Andrew Merry Christmas Alex Folded Tristan Tau Johnson Bailey Peter Pan Cash App Loser Jack Jingmar Smells Andrew Twisted Jason Dodger Piers Morgan Jesus Christ Mario Sigma Ivermectin Superchats Neuralink Mullings Bastard and 19 more
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Length

51 minutes

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133.82

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6,941

Sentence count

1,170

Harmful content

Misogyny

43

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Toxicity

173

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Hate speech

51

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This episode is a Christmas special, featuring a Christmas song and a Christmas carol. Also, we talk about the new year and Christmas decorations, and we talk a little bit about poker and a lot of other stuff. We also talk about crack and super chats, and the fight against the globalists. We hope you enjoy this one, it's a good one. Xx, Alex xxx - The Wanger Show Theme Song: "Happy Holidays" by Zapsplat (feat. SONG: We Are Live) - "Christmas Song" by Puff & Steph - "Would You Rather" by Ferg & Steph - (Song: Christmas Song) - "I'm Decorating My House Like A Christian" by Jack White -(Song: "I Don't Care") - "Jingle Bells" by The Smiths - "Would you like a Christmas Tree?" - "I don't remember the last year of Christmas when I took the Christmas Tree over" - "Wish you were here" - Jack White's Christmas Song - Puff and Steph's Christmas Carol - 'Would You Like A Christmas Tree?' - "It's a Good One" by the Smiths - "Have a Merry Christmas!" - "Merry Christmas! - by the Wanger Song" - 'Have a Happy Holidays! is a song about Christmas. by the wanger song written and performed by the band, "Christmas Tree". featuring Jack White. . We are a bunch of people from the band and his band, and they are in the band "The Wanger song" and the band is called "A Christmas Song" and "A Merry Christmas Song". . . . and they do a Christmas Song. and it's about the song "A Good One". by Jack and his Christmas Song, "A Little Christmas Song." , and they have a Christmas Carrot" by them and they also have a christmas carol about it, so you can find out what it means to them in the title of the song and the song they're going to be doing in the next year. , so you'll have to listen to it on the next episode of the podcast. (Music: "A Happy New Year! ) Thank you so much to all the people who have been supporting us.

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00:00:00.000 Oh, okay.
00:00:06.000 ใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚ voodoo ใใ†ใ€ใใ†ใ€ใใฎ there won't be one going ๅค–ใ‚ณใƒŸใ‚ซใƒซ We are live.
00:00:27.000 I'm going to play a little bit of the song.
00:00:56.000 We are live.
00:00:57.000 Thanks for coming.
00:00:58.000 I was no fun in Tokyo.
00:00:59.000 I'm going to play a little bit of the song.
00:00:59.000 Thanks for watching.
00:01:03.000 I'd rather be dressed in my typical suit.
00:01:05.000 Decided to wear a Christmas hat.
00:01:08.000 Resist to slay my t-shirt.
00:01:11.000 Of course, by now I collect British slippers.
00:01:16.000 That's how I do it.
00:01:19.000 Double British slippers. As long as you play poker, I decide to lose first on purpose.
00:01:28.000 And answer the super chance.
00:01:30.000 My last verse, on purpose, was the purposeful decision that I made.
00:01:34.000 To make sure I have time to answer superchance.
00:01:41.000 You know, when you used to play poker for real money, and you'd never win, but now you're going to play for nothing. 0.99
00:01:51.000 I've got my fucking peanut butter ready. 0.99
00:01:53.000 What's that you need? You don't need peanut butter. 1.00
00:01:59.000 You don't eat peanut butter if you watch the peanut butter.
00:02:02.000 Yes you do. Yes you do.
00:02:05.000 Yes you do.
00:02:07.000 You have my peanut butter long off.
00:02:11.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:15.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:19.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:23.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:27.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:31.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:35.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:39.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:43.000 I'm going to be talking about the next year.
00:02:47.000 I'm going to be talking about I don't remember the last year of Christmas when I took the Christmas tree over.
00:02:53.000 That was just my over excitement.
00:02:57.000 As you can see, the house is Christmas high now.
00:02:59.000 There's a Christmas tree that reaches my ceiling.
00:03:02.000 I don't want to see this.
00:03:04.000 Show me.
00:03:06.000 Show the epic size of my tree.
00:03:08.000 Oh. 0.98
00:03:10.000 I'm going to use a lot of sound and shit apparently. 0.96
00:03:17.000 Oh. 0.99
00:03:19.000 No, the casino is not for rum. 0.99
00:03:21.000 Shut the fuck up We're not playing for real money therefore this is all gambling Thanks Alex You're welcome bro Any time You're welcome You owe me a lot I'll wrap this up on my own And you're made to cry by the way I look Let's go home buddy Let's go to the pool Let's go home buddy I have the money I'll be the gold digger 0.99
00:03:50.000 I don't want you to check this Check this out, they sell premium car refreshments. 0.99
00:03:56.000 They're all gonna read there.
00:03:58.000 They want me to read their website after they sell car air fresheners.
00:04:01.000 They pay $10 for the Super Chat and they want me to say, hey guys!
00:04:04.000 Yo, this is a good Super Chat.
00:04:06.000 I'm going to cut it. Check out iseldukeairfresheners.com.
00:04:11.000 Bro. One advert.
00:04:14.000 We'll probably do it for free if you ask me nicely.
00:04:17.000 I don't care.
00:04:25.000 Nobody cares. Nice!
00:04:36.000 Very nice!
00:04:40.000 Good, good.
00:04:41.000 Okay, I'm going to need a key saving now.
00:04:47.000 Well done. 0.99
00:04:48.000 Oh shit. 1.00
00:04:49.000 Nine, ten, Jack, would you kill him? 1.00
00:04:50.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:51.000 Alright, cool. 1.00
00:04:52.000 Lucky bastard. 1.00
00:04:53.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:58.000 Hold on. He's the luckiest guy.
00:05:09.000 Tristan, he's done this about 50 times.
00:05:12.000 Whenever you showdown the baby, he wins. 0.99
00:05:15.000 It's the luckiest Bastard. 0.99
00:05:16.000 No skill. It's called laser vision. 0.93
00:05:19.000 It could be laser vision. If you penetrate the whole depth of the laser vision, then you can just flop, because you can count who's going to get what.
00:05:26.000 My class doesn't have 14 players, spread out over the whole game.
00:05:31.000 I like it when my players are playing high stakes.
00:05:33.000 You can't play high stakes. You can't play any poker. That's for real money.
00:05:40.000 If you want to play poker, you can play poker.
00:05:43.000 More than one.
00:05:50.000 Four plus three.
00:05:55.000 Bravo.
00:05:57.000 You know what I'm talking about? I'm going to cheat. I have to say I'm going to cheat.
00:06:01.000 I can decorate my house the way I want.
00:06:02.000 I'm a Christian. And also, these hats and those sweaters have nothing to do with Christianity or Islam.
00:06:07.000 Just shut up. It's a fucking rainstorm. 1.00
00:06:10.000 Put the animal rights after this. 1.00
00:06:16.000 Now we're talking super chats.
00:06:22.000 I'm watching this while stocking up the beer cooler at work.
00:06:25.000 Should I crack one open in the name of the fight against a witness?
00:06:27.000 Yes, Mark. That is a good super chat.
00:06:30.000 Do you want to do it? Crack a beer open in the name of the fight against the globalists, and I hope that you say stock of the beer cool, it's like a supermarket.
00:06:36.000 You'll be cooler then.
00:06:38.000 17 pounds after I first got pregnant and then my first child ever, it's a boy.
00:06:50.000 Any advice on being a father? 1.00
00:06:52.000 Yeah, don't be a bitch. 1.00
00:06:53.000 Don't be my name. Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:06:55.000 Don't worry about him as a little bitch-ass kid. 1.00
00:06:57.000 He's a little bitch-ass punk himself. 1.00
00:06:59.000 He's a little bitch-ass child, crying his eyes out. 1.00
00:07:01.000 Don't be two, who cares? 1.00
00:07:03.000 No two. So don't be a little bitch-ass punk. 1.00
00:07:05.000 He said man art. So be the man, and if you are a man, you're a good man. 1.00
00:07:12.000 Being a dad is setting an example.
00:07:16.000 How about... I play the next round, but I can change my cards.
00:07:27.000 Each hand, you guys can play, but I need to pick my cards.
00:07:31.000 The two of my hands can see what they are.
00:07:35.000 200, 200.
00:07:36.000 It's not that bad.
00:07:39.000 Okay, perfect.
00:07:40.000 Perfect.
00:07:41.000 Nice.
00:07:42.000 Thanks.
00:07:43.000 You're welcome.
00:07:44.000 Try it.
00:07:47.000 That's why I didn't bet more.
00:07:50.000 200, 400 please.
00:07:52.000 around the place.
00:07:53.000 Let's play imaginary poker.
00:07:55.000 Hear me out. The dealer deals without the cards in his hand, just makes the motions, and we just...
00:08:00.000 Invent what we have. We invent what we have and what's on the flop.
00:08:04.000 What if we disagree with what's in the middle?
00:08:07.000 Boxing? The dealer picks what's in the middle, and we pick what we have.
00:08:13.000 Yeah, but then we'll just pick winning hands. 1.00
00:08:17.000 In fact, you're so shit at poker, you'd probably pick a losing hand. 0.99
00:08:21.000 Or we pick before the dealer picks what cards are limited. 1.00
00:08:26.000 I have a feeling I'll get pocket aces.
00:08:29.000 Or ace king suited.
00:08:31.000 I want everyone to know that the secret to my wealth is I'm actually an elf for Santo.
00:08:36.000 That is true. I'm a disadvantaged person of color who come from the south side of Chicago, then moved to Luton, England, grew up in a council estate, a single mother household.
00:08:43.000 So if you know any liberals at home, feel free to buy them a gift from TopG.com because they love to support people of color who are from disenfranchised areas and disadvantaged beginnings.
00:08:53.000 So feel free to get all of your liberal aunts and uncles TopG gear. 0.73
00:08:56.000 They'll be really happy about it.
00:08:58.000 That is true. Everyone wants TopG gear for Christmas.
00:09:03.000 Yeah, Alex. I just saw a motorcycle.
00:09:05.000 That might be that thing I told you to get.
00:09:07.000 Yeah, I saw a motorcycle pull up.
00:09:09.000 That might be the thing I told you to get earlier.
00:09:10.000 Oh, you did it already? Go on.
00:09:12.000 I think I'm the best player in the house.
00:09:20.000 I'm an elf. I'm one of Santa's elves, but I'm not just some pussy-ass elf. 1.00
00:09:24.000 I'm the elf enforcer. 1.00
00:09:25.000 I'm the biggest elf.
00:09:27.000 So if the elves don't produce presents on time, I teach the elves a lesson they'll never forget.
00:09:32.000 And I know what you're gonna say, but Andrew's only six foot three.
00:09:36.000 He's an elf with giantism.
00:09:37.000 If he was a human, he'd be eight foot four, but he's also an elf.
00:09:41.000 I'm an elf, but I make sure the elves behave.
00:09:45.000 No elves are misbehaving on my watch.
00:09:48.000 I'm an ice giant, but I'm a midget one. 1.00
00:09:53.000 So Andrew's an elf with giantism.
00:09:55.000 I'm a giant with dwarfism.
00:09:57.000 So I'm one inch taller.
00:10:00.000 That's the way it works.
00:10:01.000 It's science. Is Adderall bad?
00:10:07.000 Love from Mexico. If you take Adderall...
00:10:13.000 Stop it.
00:10:16.000 Just stop taking Adderall in Mexico, bro.
00:10:18.000 I can't think of anything worse to do with my Sunday than to be in Mexico taking Adderall.
00:10:23.000 Whoa! Wanna go?
00:10:26.000 Start in Mexico. Adderall? 0.96
00:10:27.000 You in? Ace. Check.
00:10:34.000 Check. 400.
00:10:37.000 400. It's folder all in for Bailey really.
00:10:50.000 Let's see if I can get lucky.
00:10:54.000 Not very much.
00:10:58.000 An extra. So when I was growing up in elf land, I went to the elf high school.
00:11:05.000 I was the biggest elf. 0.99
00:11:07.000 Had all the elf bitches. All the elf hoes. 1.00
00:11:10.000 King of the elf football team, obviously.
00:11:12.000 They grabbed my ankles, but they couldn't take me out.
00:11:14.000 Santa hired me and said, you look like a bad boy. 1.00
00:11:17.000 Who cares about this shit? I'm talking about elves. 1.00
00:11:22.000 Anyway, so I was in charge of enforcing all the elves, and I'm very fair. 0.99
00:11:26.000 I don't take shit. So if a certain amount of toys need making, a certain amount of toys must get made. 0.97
00:11:31.000 Otherwise, I take the elf workers' bitches. 1.00
00:11:33.000 I go to their elf homes, I take their elf wives, and I have all my elf wives in a line. 0.99
00:11:39.000 In a little row. And they sing me specific Christmas carols that I've made myself.
00:11:45.000 Oh Top G, oh Top G, you're so big and strong.
00:11:49.000 Oh Top G, oh Top G, your Johnson's very long.
00:11:52.000 Hey! And there's like 20 of them in a row.
00:11:54.000 And I have them organized by blonde elf hoes, brunette elf hoes, we've got big te elf hoes, we've got them all in like little organizations. 1.00
00:12:01.000 And then we have the ones who sing the high notes, the low notes.
00:12:04.000 That's my basic job.
00:12:05.000 That's the secret to my wealth.
00:12:06.000 But how big can elf titties really get if they're really small? 0.94
00:12:09.000 Bruh! Bruh! 0.96
00:12:12.000 400, 200. Wait till you see my harem of elf hoes. 1.00
00:12:15.000 Andrew, I'm your brother. If you had elf hoes and a harem of elf hoes, I would have seen them by now. 1.00
00:12:18.000 No, trust me. It's crazy.
00:12:21.000 It's not. You made that up.
00:12:23.000 200 to play? Playing heads up, yeah.
00:12:25.000 200. Check, raise.
00:12:28.000 You, my friend, made that up.
00:12:30.000 I didn't make that up. You think that story's made up?
00:12:32.000 679. You think I just made up that story?
00:12:35.000 679. Just fold with your fucking pussy. 1.00
00:12:52.000 Alex doesn't know how to fold. 1.00
00:13:01.000 I've only seen Alex fold when you body bunch him.
00:13:04.000 Ten.
00:13:11.000 Hmm.
00:13:12.000 Check or wait?
00:13:12.000 Check.
00:13:14.000 One thousand.
00:13:17.000 One thousand.
00:13:18.000 Two thousand.
00:13:19.000 Raise two thousand.
00:13:20.000 Call.
00:13:20.000 Call. Showdown please.
00:13:21.000 Two pair, sixes and nines.
00:13:25.000 I knew he had the ace and the ten. 0.98
00:13:26.000 I fucking knew he had ace-ten as well. 0.91
00:13:28.000 I said it in my mind, the only way I'm going to lose this is if he has ace-ten. 0.96
00:13:32.000 I thought one of you had an eight.
00:13:35.000 I literally said it in my brain.
00:13:37.000 I thought one of you would have had an ace. If he has ace ten, that's the only way I'm going to lose his hand.
00:13:42.000 An eight would have lost you the hand.
00:13:43.000 He ain't got no eight. So it's more likely that he has an ace and a ten than an eight.
00:13:48.000 Absolutely correct. That isn't true though.
00:13:50.000 How much am I? You made that up.
00:13:53.000 You made that up? I don't make things up.
00:13:55.000 So who made that up, you or me? Marcel, did he make it up, yes or no?
00:13:58.000 He made it up? Andrew made it up.
00:14:01.000 Ah, and I gotta use specific names, huh?
00:14:03.000 That's your attempt.
00:14:05.000 Andrew made it up. What's that song that came on earlier?
00:14:13.000 I really liked it. Dreaming of a White Christmas.
00:14:15.000 It's a good song. I feel like the vibe's off now.
00:14:23.000 Can't wait to be sitting next to you soon.
00:14:25.000 Soon's a big word, my friend.
00:14:28.000 Soon is a big word.
00:14:33.000 Andrew David says my dog's name is Peter Pan and he likes to lick peanut butter off.
00:14:37.000 Nothing. How do I have something?
00:14:40.000 I have fucking ace four. 0.98
00:14:41.000 No filth on my podcast. 0.99
00:14:44.000 Do not send me filthy super chats because I will block you.
00:14:47.000 In fact, I'm blocking this guy. Admin, block that guy. 0.86
00:14:51.000 Being alone.
00:14:54.000 The fear of being alone.
00:14:59.000 So anyway, all my elf girls, what they do is, they sit around seeing the elf Andrew Tate Christmas carols.
00:15:04.000 And then also, what I do sometimes, I make them make Christmas carols about you.
00:15:07.000 So you can't get real women and you have to resort to elves. 0.99
00:15:09.000 Bro, they are real women. 0.99
00:15:11.000 They're not. They do. They made me little toys.
00:15:12.000 They made my Bugatti. Elves did. 1.00
00:15:14.000 And then I make them make Christmas carols about how much everyone who's ever met you since the dawn of human time, even when you're a child, up till now, everybody has had a strong dislike for you.
00:15:23.000 Nobody has ever liked you, ever.
00:15:24.000 And we make up Christmas carols about that and we sing that.
00:15:27.000 Name three of the carols.
00:15:28.000 Bro, I don't want to hurt your feelings. You can't even name them.
00:15:32.000 I can name the carols.
00:15:34.000 Name them. Tristan smells. 1.00
00:15:38.000 Tristan smells. Tristan smells.
00:15:40.000 He smells all the way.
00:15:42.000 Nobody likes to talk to him because he is.
00:15:45.000 You're never financially recover from that.
00:15:55.000 Ever. Financially.
00:15:58.000 Remember last night playing Uno.
00:16:02.000 We got him. We got you, Andrew.
00:16:04.000 We got you. Little did we know that it was just Bailey trying to get you, trying to compensate for his own sins and crimes.
00:16:17.000 Sorry, we're live on the internet. I'm not going to mention what crimes you committed, Bailey.
00:16:20.000 Bailey is a criminal.
00:16:23.000 He was found guilty. 0.96
00:16:25.000 Jason Dodger, I recently acquired a vape.
00:16:30.000 Does that mean I'm gay? Nine high. 0.80
00:16:31.000 Nine high? Yes. Seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:16:35.000 Almost. Yes, it does mean you're gay. 0.99
00:16:40.000 Enjoy your vape. I love Andrew so much. 0.99
00:16:48.000 I can't wait to marry him. His heart is so pure.
00:16:52.000 Unlike... Is she an elf? I love him so much.
00:16:54.000 He's the last real man. Is she an elf? 0.91
00:16:56.000 I can't wait to be with him here after.
00:16:57.000 Is she an elf? I don't want no tall bitches. Is she an elf? 1.00
00:16:59.000 It's a dude. 400, 800.
00:17:04.000 That's also another discriminatory factor.
00:17:06.000 Lucy Ward. 800 now!
00:17:10.000 People are trying to write Christmas carols in the chat and they're crap. 0.97
00:17:28.000 No one is imaginative. 0.99
00:17:32.000 I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas. 0.99
00:17:34.000 My father was a professional poker player. 0.99
00:17:52.000 That's interesting. How come your super chat's only ten bucks in?
00:17:54.000 This all goes to charity. If you were so good you'd be rich.
00:17:58.000 Just saying. Pair of threes, is that your elf girls? 1.00
00:18:12.000 Excuse me, I have more than a pair of threes, thank you very much.
00:18:15.000 I have a harem of threes. 1.00
00:18:18.000 Harem of threes. You guys, if personally you changed my life, I wish the best for you both.
00:18:23.000 No problem, Michael. Have you ever heard that, um...
00:18:30.000 A Christmas Carol called, uh, Tristan's a dickhead. 0.99
00:18:35.000 Yeah, I know it. It's mainly about his brother. 0.99
00:18:38.000 And how great he is compared to his dickhead, Tristan. 0.99
00:18:42.000 Yeah, that's true. Have you ever heard that one? 0.99
00:18:45.000 What's that? What's it called? Jingmar Smells.
00:18:50.000 Ever heard it? Yeah.
00:18:54.000 What's my favorite one? 400?
00:18:57.000 Yes, sir. 400 more to call.
00:19:00.000 Oh, this is long.
00:19:09.000 Why are you doing it that way?
00:19:11.000 Because I don't know what to do. I'm not going to end the game.
00:19:14.000 I have infinitely more chips than you.
00:19:18.000 Check it out.
00:19:20.000 What do you mean? Stop putting it on the table.
00:19:28.000 You don't know what to do. If the table falls over, it's your fault.
00:19:31.000 Check. You know what Marcel's favorite card game is?
00:19:42.000 Stroker.
00:19:43.000 Do you want to know how it's played?
00:19:56.000 Will you and Andrew come to my wedding next year in America?
00:19:59.000 Maybe. If I know you, maybe.
00:20:03.000 But your screen name is Racigs.
00:20:06.000 It's like cigarettes and racism mixed into one word.
00:20:10.000 Those are both things.
00:20:11.000 I've got to say something really important. Pussy! 1.00
00:20:16.000 Sorry. Who? 1.00
00:20:18.000 The guy with the super chair or Alex?
00:20:20.000 Alex Folded. Alex Folded.
00:20:26.000 I don't even fold under questioning.
00:20:28.000 That's why I always lose.
00:20:29.000 I've got the greens back, so we're back in action, so I can use the greens again.
00:20:32.000 Stop doing that. 400, yeah?
00:20:36.000 800. 800?
00:20:37.000 Small blind. Or am I big blind again?
00:20:39.000 Big blind. I'm big blind now.
00:20:41.000 Loser has to get vaccinated for COVID. All in. 0.99
00:20:48.000 What's the most expensive Christmas gift y'all have gotten for a family member?
00:21:01.000 Said y'all, I'm not talking to him. All right, I'm not talking to you because you said y'all.
00:21:05.000 We take care of everyone all year round, to be honest.
00:21:08.000 Yeah, all year round we buy everyone everything they want all the time.
00:21:11.000 So at Christmas, I don't buy anyone anything. 0.99
00:21:13.000 Just the same crap I always buy them. 0.99
00:21:15.000 9 pin king, checkerboard. 1.00
00:21:22.000 Check for a bet.
00:21:24.000 Check. How much do I need to perform?
00:21:27.000 800. All in to play.
00:21:30.000 Okay. That's 800.
00:21:33.000 Where did you even get that swear?
00:21:36.000 Oh, your mom made it for me?
00:21:39.000 Oh, she didn't make you one. Oh, I guess she said favorites, I guess.
00:21:43.000 If I was mom, you would not be my favorite.
00:21:47.000 Why? You're not even my favorite brother.
00:21:50.000 You're my least favorite brother.
00:21:53.000 800. Yes, sir.
00:21:54.000 No, a thousand.
00:21:55.000 A thousand.
00:21:56.000 Call.
00:22:09.000 Revert card.
00:22:10.000 Nine.
00:22:12.000 A thousand.
00:22:16.000 A thousand, but...
00:22:17.000 Okay, one thousand.
00:22:18.000 Call.
00:22:19.000 Let's go. Pair of Queens. 1.00
00:22:23.000 Queens with 5 high. 0.89
00:22:25.000 Queens with 6 high. Split pop.
00:22:27.000 Yeah, split pop. No one's got anything higher.
00:22:31.000 Well, that was gay and anticlimactic. 1.00
00:22:33.000 I'm gonna see her drink coffee and ignore everybody. 0.98
00:22:36.000 How many people are watching us? 15,000?
00:22:37.000 Hi guys, I'm gonna start ignoring you.
00:22:40.000 Coffee. Usually when I play poker, I drink.
00:22:44.000 So also with all my elf chicks, we have to do synchronized dances. 0.93
00:22:48.000 Do you choreograph the dances?
00:22:55.000 I do, as you can tell.
00:22:57.000 Maybe a little jig. While singing the Christmas Carol, all at the same time.
00:23:00.000 But the perfect synchronization.
00:23:02.000 The dance doesn't look much on its own, but we have all the Haughty Elves doing it in perfect synchronization. 1.00
00:23:09.000 You understand? Marcel, look.
00:23:12.000 Wait, wait. Are they Elves by race or height?
00:23:15.000 Height. I've got all different kinds of races.
00:23:18.000 The South Pole, where do I live?
00:23:19.000 South Pole or North Pole? Doesn't matter.
00:23:21.000 It's not racist. We have all races there.
00:23:23.000 The earth is hollow, and from one pole you can actually walk through the earth to the other.
00:23:27.000 Exactly. That's where I live with the lizard people. 1.00
00:23:30.000 Remember when I thought Andrew was a lizard person, it turns out I was the real lizard person.
00:23:33.000 So it's lizards versus elves in the final showdown.
00:23:35.000 I'm inside the hollow earth. 400?
00:23:36.000 With my lizard friends Tristan I cheated on my girlfriend and I regret it She's a very strong Christian with great morals.
00:23:58.000 I broke up with her and haven't told her.
00:23:59.000 Do you think I should try to fix it or walk away?
00:24:02.000 Bro, at least admit it.
00:24:03.000 Or break up with her because you feel bad.
00:24:05.000 She doesn't even know why. At least say, look, I cheated on you. 1.00
00:24:07.000 See how she feels. Be a man.
00:24:09.000 Own up. Pussy, what are you scared? 1.00
00:24:11.000 You got hands? Is she a professional boxer? 1.00
00:24:16.000 I don't think she is, is she?
00:24:17.000 No, she's not. So her head movement, footwork, all of it, zero.
00:24:21.000 You won't even admit your mistake.
00:24:22.000 You just break up and run away. What are you scared of?
00:24:24.000 A slap. You need to be able to Aikido slaps away.
00:24:29.000 I've Aikido'd away so many slaps in my life.
00:24:33.000 400, 800 please.
00:24:38.000 800. Hi, Merry Christmas.
00:24:41.000 I cheated on you. I do that with my valentine.
00:24:43.000 Listen, you need to change the vernacular.
00:24:45.000 It's not cheating. Something happened, but I'm glad it happened because it made me know how much more I love you.
00:24:54.000 It's touch and go. You're not seeing the bigger picture.
00:24:57.000 See the bigger picture. We love each other.
00:25:00.000 Don't ruin us over nothing.
00:25:01.000 How am I ruining nothing? You cheated.
00:25:03.000 No, you're ruining us because you're reacting bad.
00:25:06.000 Just calm down.
00:25:08.000 It's Christmas! Bitch, have some eggnog. 1.00
00:25:11.000 True. What is it? 1.00
00:25:16.000 Stop doing that. 0.99
00:25:19.000 Andrew, just fucking count chips out like normal. 1.00
00:25:23.000 Stop doing it. I'm serious. 1.00
00:25:26.000 This is going to be my life. I'm not going to play with you if you're going to do this, because it takes forever.
00:25:29.000 Oh, that'd be terrible. We're usually out by the second hand everywhere.
00:25:35.000 Or I do exceptionally well until the end when I get wiped out.
00:25:39.000 Stop doing that. Check, raise.
00:25:44.000 I have no more greens, so I'm going to check.
00:25:47.000 Or I would raise. I'm going to start looking at Andrew's cards and telling Alex.
00:25:52.000 Spice the game up a bit, you know?
00:25:55.000 Check. You're going to play honest.
00:26:01.000 Here's a pair of jokers.
00:26:03.000 Check. You got the flush?
00:26:21.000 Who has the higher flush? Let's go. 0.98
00:26:25.000 Alex! You didn't have anything.
00:26:27.000 Of course I didn't! I had fucking nothing. 1.00
00:26:31.000 Fucking zero! Fucking zero! 1.00
00:26:35.000 Zero! Got the greens back. 1.00
00:26:39.000 Zero is the number of elf hoes you have. 1.00
00:26:41.000 Bruv, you don't know about my elf game.
00:26:44.000 Andrew, what are you buying Piers Morgan for Christmas?
00:26:47.000 I'm gonna get him a mask.
00:26:49.000 Because he keeps getting COVID even though he's had 18 injections.
00:26:52.000 That's fair. Poor guy.
00:26:54.000 I think you should get him blood pressure medicine.
00:26:57.000 Ivermectin. Ventilator.
00:27:01.000 Am I big blind or small blind?
00:27:02.000 Small blind, sir. Give him 400. 0.95
00:27:11.000 I need to keep my greens.
00:27:14.000 Currently, I live in a house with brokies.
00:27:16.000 The rent is very cheap. It's allowed me to elevate my life in other ways.
00:27:18.000 Do I stay and practice discipline or get out because you are who you hang out with?
00:27:21.000 You can live with people and not hang out with them.
00:27:24.000 You can live in a house full of people that you don't like and don't hang out with.
00:27:27.000 You can hang out with better people. You can join the fucking war room. 1.00
00:27:29.000 I'm tired of these stupid questions. They know what to do. 1.00
00:27:31.000 Oh, I live in a house of brokies.
00:27:32.000 I'm rich. Then join a network of people you can actually make money with.
00:27:34.000 Oh no, I don't want to invest in myself. 1.00
00:27:36.000 Then why don't you just fuck off? 1.00
00:27:37.000 You'll find a better house, mates. Bye. 1.00
00:27:40.000 Go stay a loser. There's no winners without losers. 0.99
00:27:43.000 You think I give a shit if you stay a loser? 1.00
00:27:45.000 800? I want to explain the story behind my Christmas lights. 1.00
00:27:49.000 What you have to understand is every single person, whether they're a good person or a bad person, has a little fire, a little flame inside of their soul.
00:27:58.000 So what I did was I murdered thousands of people and stole their fire and each little Christmas light you see is powered by the soul of one of my dead enemies.
00:28:08.000 This is a confession.
00:28:10.000 Count the lights, count the bodies.
00:28:12.000 You'll never find the bodies. That's what powers my Christmas lights.
00:28:15.000 That's what gives me the festive spirit.
00:28:19.000 This is a confession. Thanks.
00:28:21.000 Take me to jail. Thanks.
00:28:25.000 Thanks. Appreciate that, Alex.
00:28:29.000 Thanks. Thank you.
00:28:36.000 Question for Marcel.
00:28:40.000 Hi Marcel. Yes, sir.
00:28:42.000 It's very obvious from the body language at the table that everyone that you're sitting with hates you.
00:28:48.000 How do you feel about that?
00:28:51.000 It's from Tristan.
00:28:53.000 Tristan. How do you feel?
00:28:58.000 It makes me feel good. Does it feel good?
00:29:01.000 Your pain and misery makes me feel good.
00:29:03.000 All right. Got another super chat here for Bailey.
00:29:08.000 Hi, Bailey. In the years we've been watching the Magnificent Tate Brothers, we've seen some real losers by their side.
00:29:17.000 How does it feel to clinch the title as the biggest loser ever seen with the Tate Brothers?
00:29:22.000 That's a question from AndrewTate99.
00:29:28.000 Question here for Alex. Oh, question for Alex.
00:29:46.000 Alex, why do you prolong this stupid game when Andrew's clearly going to beat you? 1.00
00:29:51.000 5. Check out a bit. 1.00
00:29:53.000 Check. Check. Shut down, please.
00:29:58.000 How did you not see your second pair?
00:30:03.000 I think Alex is in the lead.
00:30:05.000 I'm typing the lead now.
00:30:07.000 Yeah, you might be.
00:30:09.000 400, 800 piece.
00:30:17.000 For Christmas, could you ask Elon if he can review my NeuroLink waiting list application?
00:30:31.000 I don't understand Neuralink that well, and I also have only very, very briefly acquainted myself with Elon.
00:30:39.000 I can't ask him anything. But I wish you luck, and I wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:30:46.000 So, Tristan, now I have almost all the greens and I will keep them.
00:30:51.000 Good. Nice.
00:30:53.000 You guys should do a comedy show.
00:30:59.000 I love the dynamic between you two.
00:31:00.000 I don't love the dynamic between us two. 1.00
00:31:02.000 I think Andrew is a loser. 0.99
00:31:05.000 No one likes him. He's a misogynist and he's toxic. 1.00
00:31:08.000 Check it. Check. 1.00
00:31:10.000 Flop.
00:31:13.000 Three King Jack, also dead.
00:31:16.000 Interesting.
00:31:18.000 Check.
00:31:19.000 If we had a comedy show, what would we name it?
00:31:22.000 Check.
00:31:23.000 Bad one.
00:31:27.000 What am I? Thousand is the minimum bet now?
00:31:41.000 Yes, sir. Well, you can't afford it.
00:31:46.000 No, I can't. Where is Tate's interest?
00:31:49.000 Or Tanju 8? Well, where are they?
00:31:59.000 Home of their families. Yeah, that's true.
00:32:01.000 It's the kind of thing those losers would do, isn't it? 0.99
00:32:05.000 How much? Question for Andrew. 0.99
00:32:11.000 How does it feel to be top G number two since Tristan is now officially top G number one?
00:32:15.000 Mario Sigma, I feel like that's a dig at my brother, so I know you're trying to compliment me, but I'm banning you.
00:32:21.000 Banned. Loser. 0.99
00:32:23.000 Can I ask you guys a question? Yeah, you can ask questions, Marcel. 1.00
00:32:27.000 Okay. Yeah, you gotta donate money, though.
00:32:30.000 Each question online is $10.
00:32:32.000 Cool. Okay.
00:32:34.000 You owe me $10. I won't forget that.
00:32:36.000 Andrew, how does it feel to be top G number two that I'm interested in top G number one?
00:32:39.000 Sure. Paraforce.
00:32:42.000 Paraforce. That's a good question.
00:32:46.000 You know, sometimes at night I do feel sad about it and I just go home to all my elf bitches. 1.00
00:32:53.000 No one has elf bitches. 1.00
00:32:54.000 Get them all in a line. Get them all in a line. 1.00
00:32:56.000 They start doing the dance.
00:33:00.000 Then I say, think of a Christmas carol about Marcel.
00:33:04.000 And then they sit down with all the little pens and papers, little ones, miniature ones, little handwriting, and they start writing.
00:33:11.000 Okay, I'm going to ask you guys them a question.
00:33:13.000 BLM, BLM. Everybody hates Marcel.
00:33:22.000 I'm big blind, yeah? Marcel, how much of your income do you donate to the Black Lives Matter organization?
00:33:35.000 What percentage? 100%.
00:33:40.000 Yeah, 100% of his money.
00:33:46.000 There we go. That's still 100%.
00:33:48.000 Well, baby, you can't do math.
00:33:50.000 Is that still taking seriously?
00:33:57.000 Uh, yeah. What it is, is if you want to buy a bunch of dumb people mansions who hustle you, you give them your money. 0.99
00:34:03.000 Oh It's a good scheme. Like, if you want to be hustled by people who are dumb, who pay all their family huge salaries to do nothing and buy mansions, you give money to that organization. 0.99
00:34:13.000 Guys, can we talk about the things people care about, please? 1.00
00:34:16.000 You're going to say elf bitches again. 1.00
00:34:20.000 I'm just saying. How many elf bitches there? 1.00
00:34:27.000 Give us a number, while since I've counted. 0.99
00:34:30.000 A while since I've counted.
00:34:32.000 I can actually see through the cards.
00:34:43.000 When you guys come to Switzerland, we need to bring the war room here for a drink.
00:34:58.000 You've been in Switzerland three times.
00:34:59.000 I've been switching loads of times, and if you were in the war room, like a member worth talking to, I would definitely have met you already, so I think you might be making things up.
00:35:08.000 Five pounds in one thousand. Matt, greens.
00:35:12.000 Good. I'll trade you all my yellows for greens.
00:35:16.000 Don't, don't, don't. All right, one yellow per one green?
00:35:22.000 Yeah. That's a good swap.
00:35:25.000 I'm unemployed.
00:35:45.000 What kind of message is that?
00:35:47.000 Good for you?
00:35:49.000 That message was from Marcel Bollings.
00:35:56.000 Laughter.
00:36:02.000 Thank you.
00:36:05.000 What did Andrew Twisted think of Albanians?
00:36:07.000 I don't think anything of Albanians.
00:36:08.000 If I like you, I like you and I don't care what nationality you are. 1.00
00:36:11.000 I'll tell you what though, the other day I was walking around and some Maiz came up to me, we're from Albania, we're from Albania, screaming it at me and followed me for about five or six minutes.
00:36:19.000 Let me tell you something. No man is worth following in the street for the hope of getting a picture with.
00:36:27.000 Not me, not Andrew, nobody.
00:36:30.000 I do like Albania though. And Albanian people are cool.
00:36:33.000 They are cool, I agree. But when we're with our chicks, it's intimidating to be followed.
00:36:36.000 We don't like it. Yeah, why follow me?
00:36:37.000 me. It's weird. Go on. That was good. That was quite good.
00:36:50.000 Check raise. Five ten queen. Check. Thousand. Four. Three. 0.99
00:37:02.000 Two. One. Check. Check. Check.
00:37:08.000 I can't show you on camera because they'll work out my secrets, the secrets of my magic.
00:37:19.000 2,000. Bad 2,000.
00:37:23.000 He's bluffing, he's got pocket queens.
00:37:29.000 What? That's a bluff.
00:37:31.000 You could have four 10s.
00:37:32.000 2,000, huh? Yeah.
00:37:35.000 Okay. For this 2,000, I will...
00:37:39.000 I will...
00:37:43.000 Who sends a super chat just to be racist against Indians? 0.98
00:37:47.000 Ban this guy, admin. 0.94
00:37:48.000 Two pair, fives and queens.
00:37:51.000 What you got?
00:37:54.000 Two pairs. Queens and tens. 1.00
00:37:57.000 Well played. Not bad.
00:38:01.000 Not bad for a loser. 0.95
00:38:04.000 Five hundred and a thousand, please. 0.98
00:38:08.000 I know, bro. I need them back.
00:38:10.000 Look at you dorks wearing your Christmas hats. 0.99
00:38:12.000 Why are you wearing Santa hats, dorks? 0.99
00:38:13.000 You look like a bunch of geeks in those hats. 0.98
00:38:18.000 I'm not wearing a hat. Marcel's wearing a do-rag.
00:38:20.000 That is not a do-rag. That is a Santa hat.
00:38:22.000 What the fuck are you full-grown men wearing Santa hats for? 1.00
00:38:24.000 You should be ashamed of yourself. He's got a do-rag under his hat. 1.00
00:38:26.000 He's definitely more gangster. You should be embarrassed. 0.95
00:38:29.000 He's 100% more gangster than you. 0.91
00:38:31.000 I'm scared of the hat actually touching his physical head.
00:38:35.000 Sounds more like a move someone else here would pull.
00:38:42.000 Take a raise. Raise.
00:38:46.000 Why is Andrew the only one with the Christmas spirit?
00:38:54.000 6-9-8. Andrew, why are you the only one with the Christmas spirit?
00:39:00.000 Because Christmas is great.
00:39:01.000 If you had a bunch of elf women singing to you... 1.00
00:39:03.000 Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 1.00
00:39:05.000 You can sing the Christmas carols in July. 1.00
00:39:07.000 I mean, you can, but it doesn't fit the same.
00:39:09.000 But around Christmas, they're like, Tristan's males, Tristan's males. 0.99
00:39:14.000 Shut up. Do you want an elf bitch? 1.00
00:39:17.000 Pussy! Pussy! 1.00
00:39:19.000 Pussy! Yeah, good choice. 1.00
00:39:23.000 Pussy! I'm 46, with no boyfriend or no husband, and I'd like to have a baby. 0.99
00:39:27.000 How much? 100. Do whatever you can, and I wish you the best of luck, but you waited way too long.
00:39:36.000 Serve as an example to young women out there.
00:39:38.000 Or maybe adopt. Adopt a baby from Palestine or somewhere sad. 1.00
00:39:42.000 I think that's a better move than actually trying to have one at 46.
00:39:44.000 That's my genuine advice. Should I send...
00:39:52.000 I will send personalized... 0.96
00:39:53.000 If you can prove to me that any member of your family is super-duper liberal, like super-duper full, Trump derangement syndrome, hates me, I'm a human trafficker, whatever. 0.81
00:40:01.000 If you can prove it to me that they're totally psycho and you promise to play the message at Christmas dinner and record it, you can go to livechat on copretate.com and request a personal message from me and I'll say their name. 0.98
00:40:11.000 And I'll cuss them out. No problem. 0.94
00:40:13.000 But you have to play it at Christmas dinner with the turkey, with the family, and you have to cause a big mess and you have to ruin Christmas for everyone.
00:40:19.000 I'll do a message for you. Yeah.
00:40:22.000 How much? Hello, this is a personal shout out to the Mullings family.
00:40:30.000 That's Marcel's last name, by the way. 1.00
00:40:32.000 If you're wondering why he's choking on his smoke like a little bitch. 1.00
00:40:35.000 It's not just because he is, in fact, a little bitch who chokes on smoke. 1.00
00:40:41.000 It's because I'm funny. 1.00
00:40:43.000 Alex only bets when he has something.
00:40:53.000 and culture.
00:40:55.000 Yeah, he only bets when he has good cards.
00:40:56.000 Never trust a man who only bets when he has good cards.
00:40:59.000 How much? 500? 1,000.
00:41:01.000 1,000? Ever. Last time, that was your advice.
00:41:04.000 Only bet when he has good cards.
00:41:05.000 No, it wasn't. I said never trust a man who only bets when he has good cards.
00:41:08.000 That's my advice. You trust me last night, remember?
00:41:10.000 I didn't trust you at all. You and you are traitors to my cause. 0.99
00:41:16.000 And a house full of traders I know you're not gonna read this because you didn't read my last one so can I get a refund? 0.98
00:41:30.000 I'm broke. Here's my cash app.
00:41:32.000 It's not a joke. Don't ban.
00:41:34.000 If I didn't read your last one, I've skipped a few Super Chats.
00:41:38.000 There's a reason I didn't read your last one, but that one was actually very funny.
00:41:41.000 So how about this? If you donate another 2,000, I'll refund you.
00:41:49.000 And then Marcel. Play poker with it.
00:41:53.000 Yeah, stop sending Superchats if you're broke.
00:41:57.000 Stop it. No, I'm not going to refund you.
00:41:59.000 I don't even have Cash App. I don't even have a bank account.
00:42:01.000 Cash App's an American thing. Yeah, I don't have Cash App.
00:42:03.000 Who is the house record on bench right now?
00:42:05.000 For a 100-kilo bench, I still hold the record at 17 reps.
00:42:10.000 Tomorrow? Try again.
00:42:14.000 Four. Four.
00:42:21.000 Aye, aye, aye. You can't play poker when your mom looks like Joker. 1.00
00:42:34.000 Have you ever heard that saying?
00:42:36.000 5,000.
00:42:38.000 Cool.
00:42:40.000 Thank you.
00:42:42.000 500.
00:42:44.000 Thank you.
00:42:46.000 I think we'll see who's going to win this now.
00:42:48.000 Go on, who's going to win?
00:42:50.000 We'll see who's gonna win this now.
00:42:53.000 Either Alex or Andrew? I'll tell you after they win.
00:42:57.000 Yeah, fair. Make a bet.
00:42:59.000 You want to make a bet, Tristan?
00:43:04.000 100 push-ups. 100.
00:43:06.000 That's not that. 1,000.
00:43:12.000 Take it.
00:43:21.000 How's one? My elf women, because they have little tiny hands, like 20 of them can massage my huge back at once, little hands, and they're massaging away. 1.00
00:43:40.000 You're so big, you're so strong.
00:43:41.000 Thank you for protecting us, lord of the elves, elf god, elf lord.
00:43:45.000 Hi, Andrew. We met in Romania. All the other little elf men try and get some puss puss. 1.00
00:43:47.000 I'm like, bruv. I guess the small hands are useful for your small Johnson. 0.98
00:43:55.000 No, my Johnson's long. I didn't listen to the song.
00:43:57.000 Long and must be skinny, though, for the small hands.
00:44:00.000 We met in Romania. I want to thank you for helping my friend who had cancer.
00:44:04.000 He said, do you know what that means?
00:44:07.000 You're welcome. 1,000.
00:44:11.000 Cool. Two.
00:44:16.000 Check it out. Because I'm just all in.
00:44:20.000 What is this shit? All in showdown. 1.00
00:44:22.000 Get this shit over with. Tired of poker. 1.00
00:44:25.000 I'm tired of you. Tired of Christmas.
00:44:27.000 Tired of pretending that you guys are my friends.
00:44:29.000 Tired of being civil. Tired of everything.
00:44:32.000 Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan.
00:44:37.000 What even is this? Oh, so it's Tristan Tau who put the Santa hat on. Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan.
00:44:47.000 Showdown. Bear jacks. Two bears. Nice, very well. Well, nice played. Actually, it's more like a straight. What is?
00:45:01.000 Me? One, two, three, four, five, yeah. One, two, three, four, five.
00:45:07.000 Yeah, I had a straight. Wow. And the pair of jacks. And the pair of jacks. Get fucked. To be fair, Alex, I watched you getting fucked. 0.67
00:45:15.000 So you didn't know that? Bro, you think I didn't know? Of course I knew. 1.00
00:45:21.000 Why am I betting so hard if I don't know my hand? 1.00
00:45:25.000 I'm just fucking with his head a little bit. 0.99
00:45:26.000 He's like, oh, he doesn't know what he's doing. He's just betting on nothing. 1.00
00:45:29.000 That's all I do.
00:45:30.000 I got him.
00:45:31.000 Can I have one thousand please?
00:45:38.000 Tristan, there'll be a negative Nancy.
00:45:40.000 There'll be a Debbie Downer. Chicks hate that. 1.00
00:45:44.000 Don't be a Debbie Downer. All right, Debbie.
00:45:46.000 Chill out, Debbie. You fucked this bitch. 1.00
00:45:47.000 Chill out, Debbie. No, I didn't. 1.00
00:45:55.000 500 to play? Yes, sir.
00:45:57.000 Check. I actually think the house shisha is the best one. 1.00
00:46:04.000 Yeah, same. It's good.
00:46:05.000 95. Shisha.
00:46:07.000 One in the chat if shisha's gay. 0.99
00:46:09.000 Check. Two if shisha's good. 1.00
00:46:11.000 1,000. This is not even a joke.
00:46:15.000 Lucy Ward 2000 literally wrote, why is Marcel black?
00:46:19.000 You couldn't even read that on YouTube.
00:46:21.000 That's a real question. A pair of fives.
00:46:25.000 So, why? A pair of fives.
00:46:27.000 Nice. Thousand to thousand, guys.
00:46:31.000 I'm two thousand? Yes, sir.
00:46:35.000 Nice. Everyone thinks she's just gay. 1.00
00:46:37.000 It's more ones than twos. Tristan, when I win, you're my debt collector. 0.91
00:46:39.000 You have to get the money off everyone. Break fingers, break legs.
00:46:44.000 You know what to do. Kidnapping human trafficking people's families. 0.88
00:46:47.000 Oh wait, shit. Can't say that on the internet. 1.00
00:46:50.000 Pay up or you'll never see your family.
00:46:57.000 I am the world's biggest elf.
00:47:00.000 I don't know, bro. Raise.
00:47:08.000 How much can I raise by?
00:47:09.000 A thousand more.
00:47:12.000 A thousand. A thousand more?
00:47:14.000 Yep. Tristan, where are all your elf hoes? 1.00
00:47:26.000 He has none. I'm not into elves.
00:47:29.000 My Johnson's too big.
00:47:30.000 1,000. Here we go in one end and out the other.
00:47:33.000 2,000 minimum. You've got a teeny little PP. 2,000 is the minimum bet now?
00:47:37.000 You're going to hang out with elves. Jesus Christ. 0.93
00:47:43.000 Andrew's the world's biggest elf.
00:47:45.000 Stop giving him credit.
00:47:48.000 I am the world's biggest elf.
00:47:49.000 2,000 is the minimum bet. You can raise the blind by 1,000.
00:47:52.000 Say again?
00:47:54.000 I was wrong on that one. Ah, so it's 2,000 to raise for everything.
00:47:58.000 Yeah. How am I going to use my greens?
00:48:00.000 Shut up. 1,000, 2,000, please. 0.99
00:48:08.000 Tristan, the earth's flat, isn't it?
00:48:10.000 Yes. Yes.
00:48:11.000 It's not actually flat. What it is, is it's hollow.
00:48:15.000 And the sun is in the middle.
00:48:17.000 And we live on the inside.
00:48:23.000 So you look up and you see the sun.
00:48:26.000 But if you looked past the sun, you'd see China.
00:48:32.000 It's basic cosmology.
00:48:35.000 And the lizard people live in my house.
00:48:38.000 Check.
00:48:43.000 Hold on, please.
00:48:44.000 Can I?
00:48:48.000 What happened to Andrew's head?
00:48:51.000 I know what you mean. I know what you mean there.
00:48:53.000 When you took off his hat, you had a bunch of Christmas hat fluff.
00:48:56.000 That wasn't Christmas spirit.
00:48:59.000 That was Christmas spirit, bro.
00:49:01.000 So is your do-rag to protect you from Christmas spirit?
00:49:04.000 How much am I? So you're wearing protection because you're scared.
00:49:09.000 You're like someone else I know.
00:49:11.000 Someone else you know. Andrew is a misogynist. 0.99
00:49:16.000 True. It's not true.
00:49:18.000 It is. The moon doesn't rotate though.
00:49:24.000 The moon is actually made of cheese.
00:49:28.000 All the cheese the humans made years ago, the moon doesn't rotate was a question.
00:49:34.000 The moon made of cheese is something I just said.
00:49:36.000 Wait, am I big blind or small blind?
00:49:37.000 Big blind. And he's called me.
00:49:39.000 Are you small? Yeah.
00:49:41.000 You just call it and just look at the cards and just check.
00:49:45.000 Okay. You put the money already.
00:49:46.000 Alright, so raise. I can only raise by 2,000, yeah?
00:49:49.000 Yes, sir. See, it's the screen names that I like.
00:49:52.000 What are your thoughts on having exotic animals? 0.99
00:49:55.000 No, no, it's the screen names that fuck with me. 0.98
00:49:58.000 Someone asked, what are your thoughts on having exotic animals? 0.99
00:50:02.000 Adolf is king.
00:50:04.000 Sixth green king. That's actually his...
00:50:06.000 What's the minimum bet? Two goals.
00:50:11.000 Two goals.
00:50:17.000 Someone's wrote you the world's shittest poem.
00:50:18.000 I'm not reading it out. Do you know what it is?
00:50:25.000 I don't like being challenged.
00:50:30.000 I challenge you to the world's longest stream.
00:50:33.000 What's the streaming world record?
00:50:35.000 I could break out. I don't need to sleep.
00:50:36.000 I'm an insane person.
00:50:38.000 You've got to be very careful with what you do. 1.00
00:50:41.000 If you play pro, they won't let you get away with this shit. 1.00
00:50:45.000 What did he do? Are you all in? 1.00
00:50:46.000 What has he got? Everything he's got.
00:50:48.000 2,000. You call?
00:50:52.000 It's all in. All in?
00:50:56.000 Full house. Nice.
00:50:59.000 All right, Andy wins. All right, talk for five minutes on the Peter Pan peanut butter alert and do the more ending.
00:51:06.000 Money, please? Oh, no, don't shake your hand.
00:51:07.000 I'm sorry. Money. There's no money.
00:51:11.000 Money, please? Money, please? Stop saying money because people are going to sound cool at you and try and haram-polish you. 0.96
00:51:15.000 Oh, take a joke. 0.99
00:51:17.000 I'm just telling you, people on the internet are dorks. 0.98
00:51:19.000 The internet's full of geeks. 0.97
00:51:21.000 Get this. Some geek who wouldn't stop saying that we were criminals when I was in jail is now begging me to do a podcast with them.
00:51:28.000 Big as well, like 700,000 followers.
00:51:30.000 Hey man, we should cut it up on its spaces. 1.00
00:51:33.000 What the fuck? These people have no integrity. 1.00
00:51:35.000 No balls. Losers. 1.00
00:51:37.000 Who would be a bigger loser? Gentlemen, on a very serious note, as we sign out for this Peter Pan peanut butter alert, most of you are losers. 1.00
00:51:42.000 You're going to stay losers, and there's no intention of you ever becoming important or genuinely influential in the world today without a network, which is important. 0.96
00:51:47.000 You know how to meet us. Don't come to our fucking gate. 1.00
00:51:48.000 Don't try and come up to us in the street. Don't tell us what country you're from. 1.00
00:51:50.000 We do not care. We only speak to people inside the war room.