Tate Speech - March 28, 2025


PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | WHITE POWER


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Length

41 minutes

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4,096

Sentence count

620

Harmful content

Misogyny

33

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Toxicity

142

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Hate speech

44

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In this episode, we talk about the new Disney movie, Snow White and the Man in Black. We also have a special guest, Smollex, who is the most white person I've ever met and has a very unique tattoo.

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00:01:12.000 We're live.
00:01:15.000 Are we promoting it?
00:01:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:22.000 Alright, bro.
00:01:24.000 Hit the gym.
00:01:29.000 Thank you, sir.
00:01:30.000 Who's your name?
00:01:35.000 Does everyone know what we're doing here?
00:01:39.000 Yeah, I told it.
00:01:41.000 Tell me a second.
00:01:42.000 Guys, I've got an awesome surprise for all of you.
00:01:45.000 One minute.
00:01:47.000 I've gathered you all together for your busy days.
00:01:50.000 Apart from that, it was Snow Black.
00:01:54.000 Oh, you were telling everybody.
00:01:55.000 I see, Knight.
00:01:56.000 I see how it is.
00:01:57.000 Oh, thank you, Knight.
00:01:58.000 That's right.
00:01:58.000 We're all going to see the Snow White movie.
00:02:01.000 Except Knight.
00:02:05.000 Look. Too black for Snow White.
00:02:07.000 We have black and brown friends.
00:02:10.000 The brown man holding the camera.
00:02:12.000 The black man here.
00:02:13.000 And it's our duty to make sure that we do activities that include racially sensitive content.
00:02:20.000 And this movie is groundbreaking because Snow White, who was named that because her skin is as white as snow, is now brown.
00:02:27.000 And I need to make my ethnic friends feel better.
00:02:30.000 I'm not driving brown skin. 0.99
00:02:32.000 She got attacked.
00:02:33.000 She must have went somewhere else without attacking.
00:02:35.000 That's what it is.
00:02:36.000 Snow White doesn't get tense.
00:02:39.000 It's not real.
00:02:43.000 But yeah, we're all going to go see Snow White.
00:02:46.000 And I know Alex, it's his dream, and he's been wanting to come to Snow White for years.
00:02:51.000 Ever since they released the first teaser trailer last year.
00:02:55.000 You mean Spallix?
00:02:56.000 Spallix. It is my dream to see the Snow White movie.
00:03:02.000 Well, Spallix.
00:03:04.000 Congratulations. Dreams do come through.
00:03:08.000 All good?
00:03:18.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:03:28.000 sick. Fuck I mean, not just that. 1.00
00:03:33.000 Nice! I bet you're in the movie! 1.00
00:03:49.000 I am!
00:03:51.000 I have a tattoo also!
00:03:56.000 Why don't you tell us your movie stuff?
00:04:01.000 But no girl that attractive would ever speak to Alex, so we know that's not him.
00:04:05.000 or at least we know he's active Snow White Aikido.
00:04:19.000 It's Aikido so powerful to turn white skin brown. 1.00
00:04:26.000 I use it in bed with my hose. 1.00
00:04:30.000 White bitch, I'm like, Cheeto, brown baby. 1.00
00:04:33.000 See? I can create brownness out of whiteness. 1.00
00:04:39.000 So I'm plus Yusuf over, I share it.
00:04:42.000 Stream over.
00:04:44.000 Okay.
00:04:56.000 It's just this mic.
00:05:39.000 Snow White, yes!
00:05:42.000 Nice! I'm so excited!
00:05:43.000 Me too!
00:05:44.000 I actually got a hard arm.
00:05:46.000 Well, not like that.
00:05:49.000 Don't say me too.
00:05:51.000 Me too!
00:05:56.000 A nice healthy soda with loads of sugar.
00:06:06.000 Nice. Nice.
00:06:08.000 It's not a bad idea.
00:06:09.000 I guess the beers go into the jungle bus.
00:06:15.000 I need to use the bathroom.
00:06:17.000 Talk about how much you want to see Snow White. 0.86
00:06:18.000 Your lies. 0.98
00:06:19.000 I actually hate. 0.99
00:06:20.000 No, no, no.
00:06:21.000 I actually love.
00:06:21.000 It's a fun idea.
00:06:23.000 The worst thing is that we came here and we give them money.
00:06:27.000 It's a parody thing.
00:06:29.000 Because she needs the money, right? 0.59
00:06:31.000 I don't know.
00:06:32.000 Nobody's going to see her movie.
00:06:33.000 I don't want to be here.
00:06:35.000 I really don't want to be here.
00:06:36.000 He doesn't want to be here.
00:06:37.000 But he didn't know about it.
00:06:39.000 And he came.
00:06:41.000 Now you are here.
00:06:42.000 Enjoy the movie.
00:06:43.000 And also I came from home so I literally spent one and a half hours in traffic and I'm gonna spend another two hours here and another one hour.
00:06:50.000 Explain to the people that you are living in the other side of Bucharest and you need like one hour and a half to arrive at the station.
00:07:03.000 So basically this day is over.
00:07:05.000 And we also give money to those crews.
00:07:09.000 Alex, someone said in the comments, you're the most white person ever.
00:07:11.000 They've obviously never met me.
00:07:13.000 Which Alex?
00:07:14.000 I don't know.
00:07:15.000 I think it's Smollex.
00:07:16.000 So I'm Alex.
00:07:17.000 He's Smollex. 0.91
00:07:19.000 No, I'm Alex.
00:07:20.000 No, no.
00:07:20.000 He's Smollex.
00:07:21.000 Smollex looks bigger than...
00:07:23.000 Doesn't matter.
00:07:24.000 Doesn't matter.
00:07:27.000 He's not the scythe!
00:07:30.000 Come on, come on! 0.98
00:07:36.000 It's not the size of the dog in a fight.
00:07:41.000 It's the fight in the dog.
00:07:43.000 Something like that.
00:07:44.000 Remember with the coat.
00:07:47.000 Yeah, so basically we are here watching again a movie where the whole cinema is rented only for us, which is fine.
00:07:57.000 We have been here in December to see Kristen's favorite movie, Napoleon.
00:08:04.000 Yeah, when it was Andrew's birthday.
00:08:09.000 That was nice.
00:08:10.000 See that?
00:08:11.000 Thank you.
00:08:17.000 Do you remember one of your last time watching your favourite movie?
00:08:25.000 Napoleon. The most historically accurate movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
00:08:31.000 Snow White can be historically accurate.
00:08:32.000 I've actually learned a lot about Napoleonic history.
00:08:34.000 I don't know why he's going to be more historically accurate than Napoleonic history.
00:08:37.000 It might be.
00:08:38.000 No, it will be.
00:08:41.000 Racial... Can we say this? 0.87
00:08:42.000 Exactly. Yeah.
00:08:44.000 Exactly. Alright, who's in charge of popcorn and nachos?
00:08:49.000 I think I'd rather kill myself. 0.99
00:08:51.000 I could smash this glass right now and just slice my own throat a little bit. 1.00
00:08:56.000 How many novelties could it be? 0.99
00:08:58.000 Bayley, you are the worst consumer in the world.
00:09:00.000 You're like, I think we can crush one little sip of fruit. 0.93
00:09:03.000 And your little belly would be full. 0.86
00:09:05.000 And you'd be like, hi, I'm Bayley.
00:09:06.000 I've had three sips of soda.
00:09:08.000 And it's past 2 p.m.
00:09:11.000 My neck is hurting.
00:09:14.000 The liquid is too thick to go down my neck.
00:09:17.000 Admit I could drink all the Mountain Dews.
00:09:19.000 I bet you couldn't.
00:09:19.000 I could drink many more Mountain Dews.
00:09:22.000 Found Dew Race.
00:09:23.000 You have one out.
00:09:23.000 Let's found Dew Race right now.
00:09:26.000 Oh, I see.
00:09:27.000 Live? You want a Mountain Dew race?
00:09:29.000 he lied.
00:09:31.000 I don't know.
00:09:37.000 What is your race?
00:09:45.000 your race?
00:09:53.000 A1. Nice try.
00:09:57.000 We don't even like Mountain Dews. 1.00
00:10:01.000 It's something that you don't do.
00:10:06.000 Yeah, that was the idea.
00:10:09.000 The last I wanted was Mountain Dew.
00:10:14.000 I'm trying not to, to Mountain Dew race.
00:10:17.000 But I bet you I can lose.
00:10:20.000 I bet you you win.
00:10:22.000 Deal? So I'm betting on- so you're betting on me?
00:10:25.000 Yeah. So you're not?
00:10:29.000 Yes or no?
00:10:31.000 How are you drinking it?
00:10:33.000 No. If you're not going to race me, you can't have an option.
00:10:36.000 Thank you.
00:10:41.000 No, an option doesn't probably want to bring it in advance.
00:10:43.000 Exactly. I can't wait to see the amazing actor.
00:10:46.000 She's with Rachel.
00:10:48.000 She hit me up.
00:10:49.000 She's sitting in my DMs.
00:10:51.000 We're now a couple.
00:10:52.000 Yeah, all good.
00:10:53.000 Working on changing her political beliefs.
00:10:57.000 She's going to become an Orthodox Christian and get married today.
00:11:00.000 Nice. Get on the cheek. 0.98
00:11:04.000 Nice. Why are you eating nachos before the movie?
00:11:25.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:11:27.000 I don't mean to shut the fuck up is something you don't do. 1.00
00:11:32.000 Listen, tomorrow we're going to watch Alex's movie. 0.97
00:11:35.000 Oh, Alex's movie.
00:11:37.000 Watch your movie tomorrow.
00:11:38.000 Superstar Alex. 1.00
00:11:40.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:11:42.000 Just shut up. 1.00
00:11:44.000 Shut up, Thomas. 1.00
00:11:46.000 It does say up. 1.00
00:11:47.000 That was terrible.
00:11:49.000 I don't think that was pretty good.
00:11:51.000 I don't think it's a good thing.
00:11:53.000 Yeah, I'm not the same.
00:11:55.000 Yeah, I'm not the same.
00:11:57.000 Okay, now I'm looking at drinks and starting to think of pubs.
00:12:00.000 People don't know about our pun game.
00:12:02.000 They have a really strong pun game, but they do.
00:12:05.000 No, they don't.
00:12:05.000 Because most of them don't get it.
00:12:08.000 I was telling Bailey about the genius of brushing up guys.
00:12:11.000 He didn't get it.
00:12:12.000 He didn't get it.
00:12:15.000 In New York, I was telling them about brushing up guys.
00:12:18.000 I get it, but I don't get it.
00:12:19.000 They're the best thing about the pub.
00:12:21.000 That's what the party was, in the toilet.
00:12:23.000 Is that now?
00:12:25.000 Give me one of the sayings here.
00:12:27.000 No spray, no lay.
00:12:45.000 No spray No soap, no hope!
00:12:55.000 This is such a British thing. 0.73
00:12:57.000 This is super British, but they're all African-American.
00:13:01.000 So, I'd never met a white freshened up guy. 0.99
00:13:05.000 Once in a super fancy London hotel, there was a bathroom in tenable sprays that was Chinese. 1.00
00:13:10.000 You know what they called him?
00:13:14.000 The Fleshen Up Guy.
00:13:17.000 I know what until that was.
00:13:18.000 That would help me.
00:13:20.000 Back in the rear of the morning.
00:13:21.000 for money.
00:13:23.000 That's not true though.
00:13:25.000 Because I've never been to that one.
00:13:31.000 Nice. I bet you can't hold these nachos.
00:13:37.000 What kind of trick is that?
00:13:39.000 I'll wear it out.
00:13:39.000 Come on.
00:13:41.000 I'll wear it out.
00:13:42.000 I'll wear it out.
00:13:49.000 It's good not to.
00:13:50.000 You didn't get any bunch of things like this.
00:13:52.000 You'll never financially recover from what you have to do. 0.99
00:13:57.000 It's probably a poor loser. 0.99
00:14:02.000 If anyone here is a poor loser, you can all agree it's Alex. 0.96
00:14:07.000 I want to see Alex's movie. 0.91
00:14:09.000 You want to see Alex's movie?
00:14:12.000 Alex, I like my smile.
00:14:13.000 What's your movie about?
00:14:14.000 Your movie.
00:14:15.000 It's your movie.
00:14:17.000 I'm movie.
00:14:18.000 Yeah, the one where you're an actor.
00:14:20.000 It is, you're the star.
00:14:22.000 You're right in the middle on the poster.
00:14:24.000 You're going well ahead if you're going to smile up, guys.
00:14:27.000 I won't.
00:14:29.000 Not this yet.
00:14:31.000 I won upstairs with you.
00:14:33.000 Over in the rabbit.
00:14:34.000 How short is your rabbit?
00:14:35.000 Ah, okay, okay.
00:14:36.000 Sorry. Alex is mentally retarded. 1.00
00:14:40.000 You can't remember a joke we made six minutes ago. 1.00
00:14:43.000 A little bit.
00:14:45.000 What? Yeah, I am.
00:14:50.000 So basically that movie was made a few months ago and I was the star because I told people everything about you and they put it in the movie.
00:15:02.000 Nice, nice.
00:15:03.000 So you completely sold me out for a Romanian Hollywood career.
00:15:08.000 Exactly. Nice.
00:15:10.000 Nice. So I'm going to jail.
00:15:12.000 Here we go to the big time, the red carpet.
00:15:18.000 What you don't know is, on that movie, there are hidden microphones everywhere in your trailer to capture your secret conversations, and the only red carpet you're gonna be walking is the red carpet to jail.
00:15:27.000 Nice. Because I inform on you.
00:15:31.000 Yeah. Okay, so I want out of jail.
00:15:33.000 Okay, makes sense.
00:15:35.000 But... How do you find that?
00:15:42.000 It's just wine.
00:15:44.000 Jail? James talks too much.
00:15:52.000 I think about that.
00:15:53.000 Last time we were in jail.
00:15:55.000 I think your jail was a bit funny.
00:15:58.000 I don't know, bro.
00:16:00.000 I've been around.
00:16:00.000 I've done a tour of the various jails.
00:16:03.000 No, I think you have them all.
00:16:05.000 I mean, you've missed them all.
00:16:06.000 I've tried all the jails.
00:16:07.000 Yeah, yeah, you've tried them.
00:16:08.000 But the last one, specifically.
00:16:12.000 Was better yours.
00:16:13.000 My last one was cleaner.
00:16:15.000 Yeah. Newer building.
00:16:16.000 There weren't any brogages.
00:16:17.000 And you were with...
00:16:19.000 True, that time.
00:16:20.000 That was...
00:16:21.000 Two guys.
00:16:23.000 Yeah, but you like to be with your own kind. 0.99
00:16:25.000 Like, I like to be with my brother, Andrew, because we're very similar.
00:16:27.000 Yeah. You were with a bunch of dickhead remaining losers. 1.00
00:16:31.000 Makes sense. 1.00
00:16:32.000 Yes. No, that's it.
00:16:34.000 Oh. That's it.
00:16:37.000 Okay, well, there you go.
00:16:39.000 See? Prove it.
00:16:41.000 They put the gypsies with the gypsies. 1.00
00:16:43.000 But much better with gypsies. 1.00
00:16:46.000 Not being drug addicts. 0.98
00:16:47.000 All gypsies are drug addicts. 1.00
00:16:49.000 No. Especially him. 0.99
00:16:52.000 He's part of my Tate Plains charity family.
00:16:56.000 I took in a gypsy boy who was addicted to drugs. 1.00
00:16:59.000 No. And he's still addicted to drugs.
00:17:01.000 That's why he's so skinny.
00:17:03.000 That's way worse now.
00:17:05.000 Crack cocaine.
00:17:06.000 Yeah, because now he has some money.
00:17:07.000 You know?
00:17:08.000 That's why he won't replace his windscreen on his iPad.
00:17:11.000 Yeah. What about the crack?
00:17:15.000 Search his lab for a deep-bomb.
00:17:17.000 Find his drugs.
00:17:18.000 If he hasn't taken them all.
00:17:24.000 Andrew, why are we going to Snow White?
00:17:28.000 I said to Twitter, I got 5,000 retweets.
00:17:32.000 I'd do it.
00:17:33.000 So you are responsible for this?
00:17:35.000 Yes. Well, it's five o'clock, so let's not stand on ceremony.
00:17:38.000 Let's go and fucking watch them. 0.99
00:17:40.000 Yeah. Best movie of the year. 1.00
00:17:42.000 I like Rachel in it.
00:17:45.000 If we actually really like it.
00:17:48.000 Bailey, I already like it.
00:17:50.000 So you're playing an entire with staff to bring us our things on a trolley.
00:18:00.000 Let me just flex for five seconds.
00:18:02.000 You're playing an entire cinema.
00:18:03.000 When you go see a movie, you sit amongst peasants. 0.51
00:18:05.000 When I go see a movie, I call the cinemas. 0.99
00:18:06.000 They give me every fucking thing I got all of you. 0.98
00:18:07.000 Give me staff to bring me popcorn and nachos and things. 0.99
00:18:10.000 Why I would do that to watch Snow White?
00:18:13.000 Well, I know that motivation seems strange. 1.00
00:18:16.000 But consumers have to live in entire lives with this fucking dickhead. 1.00
00:18:20.000 Zoom in. 1.00
00:18:20.000 It's spiced in a... 1.00
00:18:21.000 I'd like to pick a crock out as a dickhead. 0.99
00:18:24.000 I've basically become suicidal and have decided to commit suicide by Snow White. 0.99
00:18:28.000 So I'm going to watch Rachel, the most insufferable person in the world, dance around pretending she's Snow White when she's as brown as I am. 1.00
00:18:35.000 I'm not Snow White. 0.60
00:18:37.000 I am a N. I am an N. And she's my color.
00:18:43.000 So, no N? 0.95
00:18:44.000 Can I say the word?
00:18:47.000 Oh, super power!
00:18:49.000 Sit down here, there's more light. 0.99
00:18:55.000 Now it's very fucking weight! 0.99
00:19:12.000 Yes! Yes! 0.99
00:19:14.000 Yes! Yes!
00:19:15.000 Finally! Nothing.
00:19:15.000 Smalik's his favorite movie.
00:19:17.000 Yes. 1.00
00:19:20.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00
00:19:21.000 Wait, are you excited? 1.00
00:19:22.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00
00:19:23.000 Yes! Fucking yes! 1.00
00:19:25.000 Kristen, are you excited? 0.99
00:19:27.000 Yes! Reverse the ease of strength!
00:19:30.000 Woo! And it's set in medieval Germany.
00:19:33.000 I bet all the other characters are black as well. 1.00
00:19:35.000 Medieval Germany full of fucking black. 1.00
00:19:37.000 In fiecare lună... 1.00
00:19:38.000 Nigel!
00:19:39.000 ...
00:19:39.000 trebuie să aleg între mâncare și asempre...
00:19:40.000 Nigel!
00:19:41.000 ...
00:19:42.000 eu folosesc cârpe.
00:19:44.000 Când...
00:19:44.000 ...
00:19:44.000 un perot.
00:19:44.000 Where's Nigel?
00:19:45.000 right People say money isn't happiness.
00:19:59.000 People say money isn't happiness.
00:20:01.000 I got a whole set of thoughts, not white. 0.99
00:20:03.000 Snow white toys.
00:20:04.000 Snow white with the man dead.
00:20:06.000 Snow white with the seven thoughts.
00:20:08.000 Yeah. Nice.
00:20:11.000 Nice. Nice.
00:20:17.000 And transform the moment in rage.
00:20:19.000 Because when you know who you are, the world is in miles of colors.
00:20:27.000 Every moment, without compromising.
00:20:31.000 Karpos, it's a strong aroma of nature, but also personality.
00:20:45.000 so excited.
00:20:51.000 I love this bro.
00:20:55.000 Excellent. I hope it takes a swipe at the bottom.
00:21:00.000 I hope it's moving.
00:21:04.000 I hope it's moving.
00:21:05.000 He really sticks it to the patriarchy, Andrew.
00:21:08.000 Me too.
00:21:09.000 I'm so excited to finally stick it to the patriarchy.
00:21:11.000 Finally, someone's going to put patriarchy in its place. 1.00
00:21:14.000 You do realize that because all these feats in this private cinema are expensive and we booked the entire cinema, we're responsible for about 30% of this movie's box office turnover.
00:21:23.000 That's fair.
00:21:26.000 That's fat!
00:21:31.000 They've seen a notable spike in demand.
00:21:34.000 The first fully booked cinema to see Snow White anywhere in the world is this one.
00:21:39.000 Every seat's paid for.
00:21:40.000 Although we could have just bought our own seats and showed up and no one else would be here probably.
00:21:45.000 So we're gonna save somebody.
00:22:19.000 you. Thank you.
00:22:22.000 No smoking? 1.00
00:22:23.000 What kind of shit is this? 1.00
00:22:24.000 I quit. 1.00
00:22:26.000 What are you, cigars?
00:22:27.000 First one to quit, wins.
00:22:29.000 Give me a cigar and light it up right now, just like Vaker. 1.00
00:22:31.000 She should give a fucking lesson. 0.99
00:22:32.000 I don't follow no smoking. 1.00
00:22:34.000 I don't know what to do with my fucking lungs. 0.99
00:22:37.000 Wait, let me just give these photos. 0.99
00:22:39.000 of the finest that I've invited us from everywhere the very 700 times.
00:22:49.000 These beasts!
00:22:50.000 are a threat to all of our minds. 1.00
00:23:00.000 Oh, no black Vikings. 1.00
00:23:01.000 Why are they black? 1.00
00:23:03.000 Vikings are black. 0.96
00:23:05.000 Hear that? 0.98
00:23:06.000 I'm a Viking!
00:23:08.000 The dragon is black.
00:23:10.000 Why aren't the Vikings black?
00:23:11.000 The dragon is black.
00:23:13.000 It's okay.
00:23:18.000 Bro, this is black.
00:23:19.000 It has green light.
00:23:21.000 It has green light.
00:23:23.000 That's black. 0.97
00:23:25.000 It's true.
00:23:25.000 It's blue.
00:23:33.000 Thank you.
00:23:36.000 Maybe they're not as bad as we think they are.
00:23:39.000 In case you forgot, our parents' war is about to become ours.
00:23:43.000 figure out which side you're Vikings didn't actually wear horn helmets in reality.
00:23:54.000 This film is not historically accurate.
00:23:57.000 Dubek, no!
00:23:58.000 You can find it!
00:23:59.000 Finding all horns on their house is what you need to make. 0.98
00:24:02.000 I'm not lying there.
00:24:05.000 Wow, you've lost everything.
00:24:07.000 Your father, tribe, your best friend.
00:24:10.000 What are you going to do about it? 1.00
00:24:12.000 Probably something stupid. 1.00
00:24:15.000 Well, you've already done that. 1.00
00:24:18.000 What's up to us?
00:24:20.000 Else? Stick with me.
00:24:24.000 You're ready!
00:24:26.000 You're off.
00:24:37.000 goes. We're talking.
00:24:44.000 Wait, the sizing line.
00:24:49.000 Okay. Okay.
00:24:55.000 We have Apprehended for dangerous experiment.
00:25:00.000 Where is he?
00:25:01.000 He escaped.
00:25:03.000 He's trying to find the police cruisers.
00:25:06.000 He took the red one.
00:25:10.000 What hideous plant is caught in your crosshairs?
00:25:15.000 Shooting start!
00:25:18.000 I'm so excited.
00:25:20.000 I can't wait.
00:25:22.000 Any of those.
00:25:23.000 Uh-oh. What the hell? 0.98
00:25:30.000 Now I'm gonna do this with every Disney movie.
00:25:37.000 It's so cute and squishy.
00:25:39.000 It's your responsibility.
00:25:41.000 Got it.
00:25:42.000 We promise.
00:25:43.000 Yeah. Damn it! 1.00
00:25:46.000 I'm with the new Layla and Stitch. 0.99
00:25:48.000 They actually made the girl like South Pacific Islander Polynesian. 0.83
00:25:53.000 Why didn't they make her like Chinese or white? 0.99
00:25:57.000 The only race is not white characters. 0.81
00:26:08.000 can be black.
00:26:13.000 We're not keeping the same.
00:26:15.000 Family means nobody gets left behind.
00:26:18.000 Uh-oh.
00:26:23.000 Such bad.
00:26:24.000 Sometimes family isn't perfect.
00:26:27.000 That doesn't mean they are good.
00:26:30.000 That's close.
00:26:33.000 I don't think you're supposed to drink that.
00:26:35.000 Ow. Ow. 1.00
00:26:44.000 you.
00:26:45.000 Angel Cobra Bubbles, we have a blue dog to catch.
00:26:51.000 So, Kate, what's the plan?
00:26:54.000 We cut, and then we'll keep them after the movie to catch our catchings.
00:27:01.000 I can't move.
00:27:03.000 I'm going to give you to the count.
00:27:04.000 Don't listen to me.
00:27:05.000 Don't throw up my movie.
00:27:08.000 What? Let's cut and resume. 0.92
00:27:17.000 We're going to cut now and tune in to some good old fashioned Snow White and our mind blown, super happy, satisfied reaction is coming right after these messages.
00:27:29.000 Why are we cutting?
00:27:33.000 I mean, do it if you want.
00:27:34.000 They'll sue you.
00:27:35.000 Who will?
00:27:36.000 Disney? I think I give a fuck about Disney. 1.00
00:27:40.000 You think I'm scared of fucking Disney fans? 1.00
00:27:44.000 Did you feel that? 1.00
00:27:46.000 Are you scared of tuesday?
00:27:50.000 Yes or no?
00:27:50.000 Yes or no?
00:27:51.000 All right then.
00:27:55.000 See you in court.
00:27:57.000 What was that?
00:28:01.000 What's happening?
00:28:01.000 Everyone takes me to court.
00:28:03.000 I don't go to court anymore.
00:28:07.000 Everyone's taking me to court.
00:28:08.000 My whole life's poor.
00:28:09.000 Andrew sneezed poor.
00:28:11.000 Andrew woke up poor. 1.00
00:28:12.000 Andrew fucks a bitch poor. 1.00
00:28:13.000 Andrew won't fuck anymore poor. 1.00
00:28:15.000 Andrew sees a movie poor. 1.00
00:28:16.000 Like, what the fuck do you want me to do? 0.99
00:28:18.000 I'm just a man. 0.99
00:28:20.000 What if I go to court now?
00:28:21.000 It's my job.
00:28:22.000 I'm a professional court goal.
00:28:23.000 It's time we convinced everyone that we were each other.
00:28:28.000 Until we switched.
00:28:30.000 Here's what we hear.
00:28:35.000 We don't show the movie.
00:28:37.000 You just show us.
00:28:38.000 Audio is the movie.
00:28:42.000 Thumbs. Girls, that doesn't work. 1.00
00:28:45.000 Ow! I just peed a little.
00:28:50.000 We're gonna get sued.
00:28:51.000 Yeah. Okay, I'll let you know.
00:28:54.000 Sexy granddaddy.
00:28:55.000 It's actually my hobby.
00:28:56.000 I love it.
00:28:58.000 Right. My favorite thing to do is be sued.
00:29:01.000 I love that every day I wake up the new lawsuits. 0.99
00:29:04.000 It's fucking great. 0.96
00:29:04.000 So if everyone's wondering what I'm talking about, we're live streaming Snow White. 0.96
00:29:08.000 Yeah, fuckable. 1.00
00:29:09.000 Fuck Disney. 1.00
00:29:12.000 If they text me and tell me not to, I won't. 1.00
00:29:14.000 But if they don't text me, then I have permission.
00:29:17.000 It's their fault.
00:29:18.000 It's their fault.
00:29:19.000 Let them tell me.
00:29:19.000 Let them tell me.
00:29:22.000 I don't know.
00:29:25.000 Cinema didn't tell me to stop.
00:29:27.000 Disney didn't tell me to stop. 0.98
00:29:28.000 So how the fuck am I supposed to know? 0.98
00:29:30.000 Am I psychic? 0.98
00:29:31.000 No, they should be paying us.
00:29:32.000 Free promotion. 1.00
00:29:33.000 Well, no one's going to watch this shit anyway. 1.00
00:29:35.000 So at least someone's going to fucking see it. 1.00
00:29:37.000 No one's gonna watch it otherwise. 0.98
00:29:39.000 Why are they sending us cards?
00:29:40.000 Brother! They can pay me!
00:29:43.000 I'm famous!
00:29:44.000 I'm famous!
00:29:45.000 They can pay me! 1.00
00:29:46.000 I'm more famous than that bitch! 1.00
00:29:47.000 What's her name? 1.00
00:29:49.000 That bitch? 1.00
00:29:49.000 Rachel! Who are you? 1.00
00:29:58.000 am Steve.
00:30:04.000 Okay. This guy is such a tool bag.
00:30:12.000 Take the swine. 1.00
00:31:26.000 you you you you you Thank you.
00:31:48.000 Oh, let's go.
00:31:55.000 That's right.
00:31:56.000 That's right, Nigel.
00:31:57.000 Black power! 0.85
00:31:58.000 Exactly. Black power. 0.99
00:31:59.000 Fuck these honky ass, cracker ass. 1.00
00:32:02.000 We've come to your countries. 1.00
00:32:03.000 We're going to take your acting roles to black people only. 1.00
00:32:10.000 Only black. 1.00
00:32:49.000 black. 0.98
00:32:57.000 Once upon a time, there was a peaceful kingdom ruled by a virtuous queen. 0.97
00:33:03.000 Go home.
00:33:04.000 Go home.
00:33:05.000 Anything they wished for a child.
00:33:09.000 Listen, the movie just started.
00:33:10.000 I can't go home.
00:33:11.000 A blizzard swissing, blotting off the kingdom in a pit of slump, snow and ice.
00:33:17.000 Oh, God, is that most interesting?
00:33:20.000 The movie just started, Tristan.
00:33:24.000 Yeah. They showed her how to rule with love. 1.00
00:33:43.000 wrong for some reason her destiny would be to read on this land of the home we come to know where magic all right we're regretting fantasy trusting something back work Hi, Snow White!
00:34:14.000 Snow White, show us Snow White!
00:34:18.000 I'm having the best time of my life!
00:34:41.000 This is great!
00:34:42.000 Oh look!
00:34:43.000 Look! There's black everywhere! 1.00
00:34:49.000 Just like now! 1.00
00:34:50.000 You're black too! 0.99
00:34:54.000 I'm black! 0.99
00:34:55.000 Everyone's black!
00:34:58.000 This is so much fun.
00:35:07.000 It's time of my life. 1.00
00:35:13.000 Oh yeah, fucking man, wow. 1.00
00:35:16.000 Yeah, wow. 1.00
00:35:18.000 Some day wish to see...
00:35:22.000 What?
00:35:25.000 ...
00:35:25.000 the sea of this water, mother, father, and daughter, and the seed of someone who saved...
00:35:36.000 Both her parents are white! 0.93
00:35:38.000 Correct. So basically, one of the palace assistants was a dirty Algerian, Yusuf. 1.00
00:35:43.000 And was banging the Queen. 1.00
00:35:46.000 Yusuf, have you been having sex with the Queen of Snow White London? 1.00
00:35:49.000 Oh, you got me. 1.00
00:35:50.000 I caught you.
00:35:51.000 Brown handed. 0.88
00:35:52.000 Make a wish and you will see her.
00:36:04.000 True. There's a theme.
00:36:30.000 Watch out, someone's talking. 0.99
00:36:36.000 stab you and steal your stuff. 0.98
00:36:38.000 Watch out for a sec. 0.99
00:36:40.000 Thanks, bro.
00:36:44.000 Over here, bro.
00:36:48.000 I'm sorry.
00:36:51.000 The king and queen watched with pride as Snow White grew into a kind and fair young princess.
00:36:58.000 More machos, more gents. 1.00
00:37:00.000 Exactly. But then, tragedy struck.
00:37:04.000 Tragedy? No, not tragedy!
00:37:06.000 White's mother fell ill.
00:37:08.000 Oh, hey.
00:37:10.000 Look at that one.
00:37:11.000 That's the last one.
00:37:13.000 An enchanting woman from a far-off land appeared at the palace. 1.00
00:37:27.000 So it took Anderola five minutes to get on his phone. 1.00
00:37:29.000 Shit! Gal Gadot? 1.00
00:37:31.000 We all know what kind of enchanting woman she is. 0.64
00:37:34.000 I'm not gonna say what kind of enchanting woman she is.
00:37:37.000 It was a Jewish enchanting woman.
00:37:40.000 So great was her beauty that it seemed to grant her powers beyond the ordinary.
00:37:48.000 She married the king.
00:37:50.000 But she was not what she appeared.
00:37:52.000 Yeah, I'll rent the whole cinema. 1.00
00:37:54.000 I'm a fucking gangster. 1.00
00:37:55.000 I'm a fucking... 1.00
00:37:56.000 you don't know me. 1.00
00:37:57.000 I was thinking you were saying swear words.
00:37:58.000 Am I a gangster, yes or no?
00:37:59.000 Yeah, but...
00:38:00.000 Do I want peasants around? 1.00
00:38:02.000 No, but I think you were saying swear words. 0.99
00:38:05.000 That's me, silly. 0.90
00:38:06.000 Top G. You could answer but one simple question. 0.96
00:38:12.000 Magic mirror on the wall.
00:38:15.000 Who is the fair of the north?
00:38:19.000 You, my queen.
00:38:22.000 Tristan, whenever you need a boost of motivation, remember, I got the goods.
00:38:26.000 You got the goods.
00:38:27.000 You should tell me when you're ready.
00:38:29.000 I got it right there.
00:38:30.000 Right there.
00:38:31.000 Wasted no time seizing power. 1.00
00:38:34.000 It's a mountain, do you faggot? 1.00
00:38:36.000 Terrible threat from beyond the southern kingdom. 1.00
00:38:39.000 So the good king swore to defend his people.
00:38:43.000 Hold it close till I return to you.
00:38:50.000 Why are they seeing all of that?
00:38:52.000 King Craggett!
00:38:54.000 King of Ben's bottles!
00:38:58.000 But the king did not return.
00:39:04.000 She turned the farmers into soldiers loyal only to her and robbed the riches of the kingdom for herself. 1.00
00:39:21.000 She made Snow White a servant and locked her away behind the castle walls. 1.00
00:39:27.000 But as long as the mirror answered the queen each day that she was the third, Snow White remained safe from the queen's cruel jealousy. 0.99
00:39:42.000 Maybe they wouldn't fucking lock you up if you stopped fucking singing. 1.00
00:39:47.000 You're annoying. 1.00
00:39:48.000 Non-stop singing. 1.00
00:39:50.000 You aren't brown, and if you were singing my house every day, being brown, singing, like, Indian songs and shit, I'm not brown, too. 1.00
00:39:59.000 It's a good deal. 1.00
00:40:01.000 I do the trafficking.
00:40:02.000 As the years passed, the people nearly forgot there ever was a princess named Snow White.
00:40:09.000 Oh, she's brown. 0.97
00:40:11.000 Oh, she's here!
00:40:16.000 She can sing, though.
00:40:19.000 And in truth, Snow White nearly herself. Thank you.
00:40:35.000 Hello? I'm sorry, is there something I can help you with?
00:40:50.000 That's okay.
00:40:51.000 Uh-oh.
00:40:52.000 Just browsing.
00:40:53.000 Freeze, jar me.
00:40:54.000 I'm gonna have to ask you to put those back.
00:40:56.000 I would.
00:40:57.000 It seems like the Queen has plenty already.
00:40:59.000 Oh, I see.
00:41:00.000 So that's your excuse for stealing.
00:41:02.000 My friends are hungry.
00:41:03.000 I'm hungry.
00:41:04.000 That's my excuse.
00:41:06.000 Maybe I can speak with the Queen.
00:41:08.000 No, show me anymore.
00:41:09.000 Show Andrew or cut the stream.
00:41:11.000 Do you really think the people upstairs are gonna share with people like us?
00:41:14.000 Princess... Show Tristan for the next 20 minutes. 0.97
00:41:17.000 Show Andrew or cut the stream.
00:41:22.000 Tristan, enjoy the show.
00:41:25.000 I'll tell you about the stream.