Tate Speech - July 26, 2022


PIRATES CONQUER SPAIN | Tate Confidential Ep. 115


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

130.49881

Word Count

2,747

Sentence Count

391

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

This episode is about eggs. Do you believe in eggs? Do you think eggs are real or not? Do you have an opinion on this? If you do, do you share it in the comments below. If not, tweet me and let us know if you do or don t believe it! Timestamps: 3:00 - Eggs are real 4:30 - Is it possible that eggs are not real 5:20 - Does it matter if eggs exist or not 6:15 - What's the difference between eggs and other things 7:00 8:20 9:10 - Who are the real owners of eggs? What are they really like? What is their relationship with eggs 11:00- Is it a conspiracy 12:30- Who is the real owner of eggs ? 13:20- What are eggs really like 14:30 15:15- Is eggs real or fake 16:40 - Is eggs hard on the inside or soft on the outside 17:40- What is it like to be a dinosaur 18:15 19:00 Is eggs a thing that can turn into an egg 22:00 Do you agree or disagree with eggs? / Do you not believe they are real? or do you believe they exist? Or do you think they are hard on inside or not?! 23:00/ do you not exist?? 24:00 / 25:30/ 26:30 / 27:40/ Do you really believe in them? Do they exist ? 30: Do they really exist? Do they have to be real ? 35:00 Are they hard? 36:00 do they exist 37:00 Can eggs be real or are they are not? 39:00 What do they have a point? 40:00 Or are they not logical? 41:00 Does it really matter? 45:00 Who are they hard to eat them ? 44: Is it all a lie 47:00 If you don't believe they can they exist then they must be real? Or is it a lie? , 44:00 Could they be a lie ? , 45, do they change into a dinosaur ? 45, can they really be a reptilian thing?


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Fuck up, Luke. They're just drinking up there.
00:00:06.000 I came to hide.
00:00:07.000 We're just drinking down here, mate.
00:00:10.000 Find somewhere to sleep, Luke.
00:00:11.000 She's not so much, baby.
00:00:13.000 Put your hands in the air!
00:00:15.000 Put your hands in the air!
00:00:26.000 They call it a jetpack.
00:00:32.000 Jetpack!
00:00:42.000 Get me out of my heart and rap we playin' Watch the machine trick Shawty got me gripped Know what she came to do And then she feel Head musta, set up a threat Make my soul wet, need yo' anointin' Way too good, made by you, turn it Made a whole song for you, I act like it I should run from you I should run from you Damn, they got me trippin' They got me trippin'
00:01:08.000 Damn, they got me trippin'
00:01:34.000 Made a time for you, and I'm out of here Me trippin', started the trip, was out, she hit me I need you quick, to expedite, and run out your district We call it rich, rich, the cash, the flip-flip And you know some of me, I be gettin' rich And you know some of me, I be gettin' rich She call it 16, go, 17, all the time For this, this, my song for shit, you know I'm the risk it I'm the risk it
00:01:58.000 And I know when I be talkin', I'm talkin' to you
00:02:52.000 I'm sorry about that.
00:02:53.000 This can't be the real world.
00:02:55.000 The real world can't just be supercars.
00:02:57.000 Driving around, anywhere, doesn't matter.
00:03:03.000 That's not the real world, guys.
00:03:05.000 This isn't the real world.
00:03:08.000 I've lost my mind.
00:03:10.000 I think I'm filming for a show called Take Confidential and I'm just filming what we do.
00:03:16.000 But we aren't actually doing this.
00:03:17.000 I'm actually somewhere else.
00:03:20.000 Mental ward. This can't be real.
00:03:22.000 This is not the real world.
00:03:24.000 First time, figured it out.
00:03:37.000 What? This is actually not the real world and I've actually gone mad.
00:03:41.000 I've gone crazy. I'm actually not filming you.
00:03:43.000 You're not real. What are you talking about?
00:03:45.000 The real world cannot be us driving around supercars, going, doing whatever, and just doing anything.
00:03:50.000 No, that's the real world. No, it's not. No, I've gone insane.
00:03:52.000 See? No. You're me trying to convince myself to stay in my insanity.
00:03:58.000 Tracy, you can't just close the window.
00:03:59.000 That's what I do. See?
00:04:01.000 So we're in the Superboat.
00:04:11.000 We're in the super boat. We're in Spain.
00:04:13.000 Literally a mega boat.
00:04:14.000 Luke, do you believe in eggs?
00:04:18.000 I knew this couldn't be real.
00:04:20.000 Do you believe in eggs?
00:04:21.000 That's what I mean. There can't be a super high net worth, ultra high net worth individual.
00:04:27.000 Cannot be asking you whether I believe in eggs.
00:04:29.000 Do you believe in them? Now, I've gone mad.
00:04:31.000 I've gone insane. Do you believe in eggs?
00:04:32.000 This is a big fantasy land.
00:04:33.000 So wait, eggs, right? So it's an egg.
00:04:35.000 Yeah. And if you eat it, it's good for you.
00:04:37.000 But if you don't eat it, it becomes a dinosaur.
00:04:38.000 No. Or chicken, yeah.
00:04:40.000 Or like a crocodile, yeah.
00:04:42.000 You believe in that? Yeah. I've eaten them many times.
00:04:46.000 That doesn't make sense. I haven't seen them go into dinosaurs, but I do believe that that used to happen.
00:04:50.000 I don't believe in eggs. So what, it's a conspiracy?
00:04:53.000 I don't believe it. Who's baited up?
00:04:55.000 Who's trying to trick us? Everyone's talking about eggs.
00:04:57.000 I just don't buy it. It doesn't make sense.
00:04:59.000 Sorry, man. You can't just not buy eggs.
00:05:01.000 Listen, if you're watching Take Confidential, reply in the comments.
00:05:05.000 Yes or no, do you believe in eggs?
00:05:07.000 And we'll never vote. I personally do not believe in eggs.
00:05:10.000 Do you believe in eggs? Either yes, I believe in eggs, or no, I do not believe in eggs.
00:05:13.000 Guys, eggs must exist.
00:05:15.000 Eggs don't exist. There's no universe.
00:05:16.000 They're hard on the outside, but soft on the inside, and they turn into dinosaurs, and you can buy 12 of them for like $2.
00:05:23.000 That's not many cents, brother. Sorry.
00:05:26.000 Not logical. Is it not logical?
00:05:30.000 Are eggs a fucking lie?
00:05:36.000 Hey dude, this can't be a boat.
00:05:38.000 This is a boat? I don't believe in eggs boats.
00:05:41.000 Sorry. I'm not sure I believe in boats.
00:05:43.000 You're on a boat. No, this might be...
00:05:45.000 You know, it's one of those things where they put you in, they close everything, and then you kind of teleport, but not through water.
00:05:52.000 Oh, you want an egg? No.
00:05:55.000 These eggs aren't real. I'm never going off airy ever again.
00:06:04.000 Sorry, bro. Yeah.
00:06:06.000 Close for cleaning. Listen, we're breaking in.
00:06:09.000 Listen, I've been to jail for real.
00:06:10.000 I'm not scared of what it is. What is it?
00:06:12.000 What do you mean, it's impenetrable?
00:06:14.000 Listen, eggs aren't even real, so.
00:06:16.000 I mean, I guess if eggs aren't real.
00:06:19.000 My protection? Yes.
00:06:21.000 Oh, my safety.
00:06:23.000 I would hate for something terrible to happen to you by putting my bag in the room.
00:06:26.000 I can't drop my bag in the room?
00:06:27.000 Depends what cabin you have. 5411.
00:06:30.000 No, you can't get it. Thank you, bro.
00:06:31.000 I appreciate it. Who's your mate?
00:06:39.000 Not my mate, your mate.
00:06:40.000 My protection, you don't know me.
00:06:42.000 I've been to the fuck you don't know me, bro.
00:06:44.000 No, what do you mean? Bro, bro, bro, wait, what are you doing?
00:06:48.000 Be careful. Watch.
00:06:50.000 Fuck. Wait.
00:06:54.000 Wait, you're 411. Yeah.
00:06:57.000 So where are you sleeping? I guess here.
00:07:00.000 Listen, let me tell you something about me.
00:07:02.000 When people say the name Andrew Tate, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
00:07:07.000 Bunch of women. Fairy bitches.
00:07:09.000 Wait, fairy bitches?
00:07:10.000 You know me on the fairy. I'm going to go up there.
00:07:12.000 I'm going to go up to the bar. I'm going to go up to some bitch.
00:07:14.000 Listen, I'm a captain of the ship.
00:07:16.000 There is 0% chance I don't end up with fairy hoes.
00:07:18.000 This room is going to be off the chain.
00:07:20.000 Right? And it has to be a 4 to 1 ratio.
00:07:21.000 Four girls, one guy. So unless you find four girls, four fairy hoes, you're not on a sleeper.
00:07:26.000 You're taking a walk. Shit.
00:07:28.000 I fucking hate fairies.
00:07:29.000 Everyone knows I'm a fairy G. I'm the captain of the fairy.
00:07:32.000 No, it makes sense. It does make sense.
00:07:33.000 I have to admit. I'm not surprised.
00:07:35.000 Okay, and do you also admit the eggs aren't real?
00:07:37.000 No, eggs are real. Eggs are real!
00:07:39.000 We'll get it one day, bro. So, you also put me on masked prison ass.
00:07:50.000 We're not wearing it, but everyone else's is weird.
00:07:53.000 I'm exempt. I've got a medical condition.
00:07:56.000 Yeah, I do too. I've got balls inside of my sack, so I don't wear a mask.
00:08:01.000 Ah, I have the same thing.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, it's weird. But I see all these other people, I swear they have that condition, but...
00:08:06.000 Nah, I think they must not have balls in their sack.
00:08:08.000 Yeah. Weird, but that's life.
00:08:13.000 Maybe we can start a mutiny.
00:08:15.000 Anti-mass mutiny. Take over the boat?
00:08:17.000 Yeah, take over the boat. No mask allowed.
00:08:19.000 Where do we drive? I think we just keep going to Spain, right?
00:08:24.000 I mean, that's where we want to go.
00:08:25.000 Why take a mutiny then? Why not just let it drive us?
00:08:29.000 True. Ah, but then we wouldn't own the boat when we get there.
00:08:32.000 Get to Spain, own the boat, sell the boat.
00:08:34.000 Do you want this ship? Quick cash.
00:08:36.000 I don't know who wants it. How much do you think this boat costs?
00:08:42.000 Do you believe in eggs? I do believe in eggs.
00:08:45.000 I still believe in eggs. Eggs must be real.
00:08:52.000 All right, so what happens?
00:08:53.000 Why do you have the lamp? Because I went to buy a phone charger.
00:08:57.000 I'm bitch. I'm French bitch.
00:08:58.000 You're me. Yeah. It masks here.
00:09:01.000 So I don't wear masks. Why?
00:09:02.000 I'm exempt. You don't accept exempt people.
00:09:04.000 How do you not accept me to be exempt?
00:09:06.000 You do not accept. You must leave.
00:09:08.000 So I carried on walking around the store, refusing to leave to another section.
00:09:12.000 She followed me. You must leave now.
00:09:13.000 So I said, okay, I'll leave.
00:09:15.000 But I was already holding this, so I was going to buy it from Marcel and say, Are you married?
00:09:20.000 And he'd say, no. And I said, why do you have a little lamb?
00:09:23.000 But it got him. I'm already holding this.
00:09:24.000 And she demanded I leave. So I was like, okay.
00:09:27.000 So I walked out with a lamb and stole it.
00:09:29.000 So now I've got a free lamb.
00:09:31.000 Okay. So, so...
00:09:34.000 Nice. So if you don't wear a mask, you get free lamb.
00:09:40.000 If they want to throw me overboard, they can.
00:09:44.000 You can throw me overboard. Marcel, is your real name man?
00:09:54.000 Marcel? He's also scared of bubbles.
00:09:56.000 Yeah, he's scared of bubbles by the way.
00:09:58.000 Oh, no, not Marcel. Yeah.
00:10:00.000 Water bubbles. Scared of water bubbles only.
00:10:02.000 He's okay with coke bubbles and stuff.
00:10:06.000 Scared of bubbles. I can't go through my life without getting angry.
00:10:23.000 One dude orders sushi.
00:10:24.000 Some other dude scared of bubbles.
00:10:27.000 Pussy ass dudes.
00:10:33.000 We are filming in my cigar lounge.
00:10:35.000 It's not yet complete, but this is a room in my house that's going to be specifically for cigars.
00:10:40.000 It's a cigar lounge. We've got oak on the walls.
00:10:42.000 We've got very expensive liquors.
00:10:44.000 Not that I can tell the difference.
00:10:46.000 Like whiskey, I bought a $1,000 bottle.
00:10:47.000 Bought a $20 bottle.
00:10:49.000 Tasted the same to me, but that's what you do when you're rich.
00:10:52.000 I've got a cigar lounge in my house because I'm a G. And that's going to lead on to the following point, how the only water I drink is sparkling water, because sparkling water is for rich people.
00:11:01.000 And I'll tell you why. You can get non-carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap.
00:11:07.000 The government gives you that shit, effectively for free.
00:11:11.000 Sparkling water you have to buy.
00:11:13.000 So if you only drink sparkling water, you only drink rich man's water.
00:11:17.000 I explained this to someone, some bumbaclut, and of course he replied with the typical book, but I don't like sparkling...
00:11:24.000 You don't like sparkling water?
00:11:26.000 You don't like water? Yeah, but the bubbles!
00:11:29.000 The bubbles? You scared of bubbles, you little bitch?
00:11:33.000 Boom.
00:11:35.000 The End.
00:12:03.000 Tristan, why do you have pirate stickers?
00:12:27.000 Stop giving us pirate stickers.
00:12:31.000 Alright, I do want one though.
00:12:33.000 So I'm not allowed to pirate stickers.
00:12:39.000 Alright, but can you pass the charger?
00:12:41.000 I don't see any. I don't see any charger.
00:12:46.000 You can't try and look.
00:12:50.000 You can't see it's telling me.
00:12:54.000 I mean, if I turn this way, I can see it.
00:12:59.000 You're not a pirate.
00:13:03.000 Because you're poor.
00:13:06.000 Ah, true gold coin.
00:13:12.000 What's in the back? Don't touch my back.
00:13:18.000 Don't touch my back.
00:13:21.000 Shit! Fuck!
00:13:26.000 So just a bit. You passed the Chargers.
00:13:29.000 I didn't buy Chargers. That's why you went.
00:13:34.000 Chargers. Chargers.
00:13:36.000 You can't just buy Pirates. We can't put them back in the ocean.
00:13:41.000 He will be up on Deck 10 tomorrow morning from 6am.
00:13:44.000 You didn't wake up that early, bro!
00:13:46.000 Do head up to Deck 10.
00:13:49.000 And if you can donate anything to Orpeth, anything would be appreciated.
00:13:54.000 Thank you very much. Mister doesn't believe in whales.
00:13:59.000 Orange is evil twin.
00:14:03.000 Nah, Andrew knows whales exist.
00:14:05.000 He's trying to get us.
00:14:07.000 So ladies and gents, now I'm going to have some live music for you next.
00:14:12.000 From our lovely audience, me and Mr Jones.
00:14:15.000 They're going to get you up boogieing, hopefully.
00:14:19.000 Can't wait. Oh, we're giving a chill set, I'm sorry.
00:14:22.000 Chill, chill. Not boogieing yet.
00:14:24.000 We're gonna be boogieing a little bit later.
00:14:26.000 It's a bit airy to start boogieing.
00:14:28.000 This is awesome, guys.
00:14:29.000 What if you're doing for the butthole boogie?
00:14:31.000 Yeah, this is awesome. This is rad, bro.
00:14:32.000 Fairies are ass. Salabonga, dude.
00:14:35.000 Admit this is rad. What's in Salabonga, dude?
00:14:37.000 Salabonga, dude. So, Luke Confidential.
00:14:46.000 Hey, I didn't look good.
00:14:49.000 Ferries are trash. I've disappeared.
00:14:52.000 It's just Tristan and Marcel drinking loads.
00:14:55.000 So I've hidden away and I'm going to my room where they'll never accept...
00:15:00.000 They'll never expect me.
00:15:06.000 5-4-1-1.
00:15:11.000 It's basically like a one-star hotel room, basically.
00:15:16.000 Fuck off, Luke. They're just drinking up there.
00:15:20.000 I came to hide.
00:15:21.000 We're just drinking down here, mate.
00:15:23.000 Find somewhere to sleep, Luke.
00:15:24.000 Bye! Fairies are fucking ass.
00:15:30.000 I fucking hate fairies.
00:15:32.000 I genuinely hate fairies.
00:15:33.000 Fairies are shit. So it's just Tristan and Marcel upstairs, and now Andrew's just doing whatever in the fucking room.
00:15:38.000 It's fucking ass. Hi, guys.
00:15:42.000 What? What do you mean, what?
00:15:45.000 Interrupting our conversation.
00:15:46.000 Yeah? Well, they're definitely gonna hit the fire alarm and make everyone evacuate.
00:15:57.000 Anyway, you know, I have a really good idea.
00:16:00.000 Room party. Us three.
00:16:03.000 You want a party? Three amigos.
00:16:04.000 My booze? No, water.
00:16:06.000 No more booze. Water party.
00:16:08.000 Well, Marcel bought this for, and I want it all, and it's online.
00:16:12.000 Alright, I don't need water, really, but I think we should all hang out in here.
00:16:16.000 I don't want to hang out. All night. Do you want to hang out with him?
00:16:18.000 No. I don't want to hang out with you.
00:16:20.000 Yeah, but I don't have a room. So you don't know where to sleep?
00:16:25.000 You can't sleep here. Yes, I can.
00:16:27.000 Floor, maybe. Floor.
00:16:29.000 You can't sleep on. Luke, get the door.
00:16:34.000 I'm not getting the door. You're getting the door.
00:16:36.000 No. I'm not getting the door.
00:16:40.000 You guys go fuck off.
00:16:41.000 I'm going to bed. Why are you sleeping on the floor?
00:17:02.000 There's nowhere else to sleep.
00:17:03.000 I can't just sleep outside. This is not human.
00:17:08.000 This is not fit for a human.
00:17:10.000 You're not a human. So you slept on the floor all night?
00:17:14.000 Yeah.
00:17:15.000 Why didn't you sleep in the bed?
00:17:20.000 What bed?
00:17:22.000 LAUGHS Oh, you're a loser, Luke.
00:17:33.000 You know what? I was curious what this was last night, but I didn't even look.
00:17:37.000 No, you guys are doing things to the door to try and lock me in here.
00:17:41.000 Why would I do that? Because I just heard the door rattle like three times, and then you guys said you're leaving.
00:17:51.000 You guys did something.
00:17:52.000 It's a blockade of some sort.
00:17:55.000 Yes, you are.
00:17:58.000 Okay. No, that's exactly who you are.
00:18:01.000 And now I'm certain, now I have 100% guarantee that there's a fucking blockade on the other side of this.
00:18:09.000 Yeah, fine. I'll find my way out.
00:18:13.000 Alright, finished my shower.
00:18:14.000 Now we're gonna see what they did.
00:18:16.000 Oh. Mm-hmm.
00:18:22.000 They actually may have fucked me.
00:18:24.000 Ah, the ladder trick.
00:18:33.000 Bye.
00:18:35.000 you So I have to move it up.
00:18:39.000 Anyway, I'm going to deal with this and then You know,
00:19:16.000 I don't think Spain's ready. Spain is not ready.
00:19:18.000 I don't think they realized what's coming off this ship.
00:19:21.000 They are not ready. They just saw another ship.
00:19:23.000 Ah, ship's coming, yeah.
00:19:25.000 Ah, very old people.
00:19:27.000 They have no idea. They have no idea.
00:19:29.000 They're the shitshow. What is coming to their country.
00:19:32.000 They're not ready. They're not ready.
00:19:36.000 We're all just revving our engines.
00:19:38.000 I'm sure there's zero filtration in here.
00:19:39.000 Just revving as hard as possible.
00:19:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course.
00:19:47.000 I was going to be able to drive.
00:19:49.000 These people are not ready.
00:19:51.000 Spain should not let us in.
00:19:53.000 They should have made this. Ah, nice.
00:19:55.000 He got that guy down.
00:19:58.000 Straight ahead. Yeah, no, he knew.
00:20:03.000 He knew. He knew. Alright, so they're preemptively trying to stop.
00:20:09.000 My guy's armed. Yeah, he is armed.
00:20:12.000 They are ready. They're super ready.
00:20:14.000 They're super ready, man.
00:20:16.000 So Spain is ready. Bro, Spain's actually super ready.
00:20:19.000 They went from not ready to super ready.
00:20:21.000 Yeah, they went from not ready to super ready.
00:20:22.000 They are literally super ready.
00:20:24.000 They're all armed with assault rifles.
00:20:26.000 Just ready. Alright, so first car's out the race.
00:20:34.000 First car's out the race. We go off the boat and the Lambo blew up.
00:20:38.000 Okay. Off to a good start.
00:20:40.000 One down, 49 left.
00:20:42.000 Let's see. Who can finish the run?
00:20:49.000 It really upsets me.
00:20:51.000 It pisses me off, actually.
00:20:52.000 They're gonna go through all this effort.
00:20:54.000 All these police, they're armed, cars, all this shit just to try and pretend eggs are real.
00:20:59.000 Is that what this is about? Yeah, of course it is.
00:21:01.000 What else is it about? So they stopped me now.