POLICE TAKES THE ASTON MARTIN | TATE Confidential Ep. 6
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Summary
Tristan and Dave are at a music festival in Malaya and they need a place to stay so they go to a fancy hotel. But it's not fancy, it's fancy, and it's expensive so they need to stay in a nice room. But they don't have a fancy room, so they have to stay at a nice hotel. And the room they have is not nice, but it's good enough for them. And they're not the only ones who need a good room, because they also need to pay for a good night out on the town. So they go and they get a room that's nice and nice for them, but not nice enough for the rest of the people they're staying with. And that's not a bad room either, because it's a VIP room, which means they get free drinks and free food. And it's pretty nice. But it doesn't make up for the fact that they can't afford to stay there for the whole weekend, and they're paying for it with their own room and a free night out in the middle of the night. It's a nice nice room, but they're still taking the piss out of it, so it's still pretty nice, right? Listen to this episode to find out how bad it is, and how much they got screwed up on the night before and how they got away with it, and what they actually got to do with it. If you're in the mood for a nice night out, listen to this one, then you should definitely check out the episode of Dave's Room 6102. It's pretty good! - Dave and Mike's Room 101. - Mike's room is pretty nice and the best room in the world. I'll be back next week! - Mr. 6102, so don't forget to check it out and see if you don't miss it! . . . and if you're feeling up to it, let me know what you think of it. I'm still taking care of your room and your room, and I'll give you a review of it in the next episode of this episode of the podcast. . Dave's room number 6102 - it's going to be a little bit better than the one you've been waiting for. I'll see you soon. Love ya, mate. xo, Dave - EJ & Tristan - P.A.
Transcript
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A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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I've never been to a festival before in my life.
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I said, are we going to be in the crowds with the worms?
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I don't like sweaty people jumping up and down, wormishly.
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So if I get pissed off, hit one, hit another, before you know it, it'll be murders.
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We had to find three hotel rooms, one for me, one for Tristan, one for Mike.
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And for three days, that was like fucking four grand because the last room's available.
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This weekend's going to cost 10,000, 15,000 euros at least.
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It costs 10,000 euros to go to a fucking crowd of idiots.
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That's how much it costs. I'm playing a war room member of chess and driving my car at the same time.
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I bet you never heard from Marcel Taylor say, Now, cowboy!
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Bring my six to the right life on the young cat and drive.
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Well, I love you waving a flag, but gone that bad.
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Cutting through on route. I'm chilling out with the juice and tea. I've got my jeans on.
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There's no meat. It's pure just to piss everyone off.
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They say buy an expensive car if you want girls.
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It's not true. If you want eight-year-old boys, then you buy an expensive car.
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I'm a ninja and I hope you've met that. Caught him in the air.
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There's about four hotels in Malaya that aren't shit, that weren't built during communism.
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But, for the price of staying here, it's twice as much as a Dubai hotel.
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I don't know which one's the better fucking room.
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Like, I thought it was going to be a crappy little room.
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This is actually okay. I can sit here, two girls get jerked off, drink some champagne, you know.
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I'm going to go to my room, but if it isn't to this standard or better, you're in trouble.
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I'm in fucking trouble. You picked your own fucking room, dumbass.
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If your room is nicer, I'm kicking you in the nuts.
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Here we go. I'll do the Jameson, you do the vodka.
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After this, we're going to see Mike's room, and I'm drinking from his menu.
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Alright, let's go see Mike's room. See how badly Mike fucked us out of our money.
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Let me put this on my Instagram storage first so all the hoes are like, It's not your room!
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Plan to count numbers. You're late with every fucking episode.
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Yeah, every Friday. It's never been on a Friday.
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I haven't managed to make the four-minute episode.
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Fucking hell, Mike. You're still taking the piss.
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It's alright. It's a nice big bed so you can sleep in and not get the edits done.
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Yeah, so you can just say, oh, sorry, Sunday, Sunday.
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With two chairs? You can get your hips up on here when you're busy not fucking making the episode.
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It's strong. Why aren't all the redneck companies?
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Because they eat corn. It's like a redneck thing.
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It's saying in a five-star hotel, 300 euros a night, you walk 10 meters...
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I really want some corn. This guy's selling corn.
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You will never recover from this embarrassment.
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For the rest of your human years, you will suffer.
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There's nothing you can do to turn back the ball.
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Fifty percent of my powers, and you're still lost.
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No, go tell this dickhead we were in here before.
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Oh, wait, wait. He's just giving him some money.
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Fucking Romania. Go around, go around, go around.
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When I'm in the Aston, Tristan can never lose me.
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When I'm in the Lambo, he'll stand a fucking chance.
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Yes? Some of the Bucharest are coming now with the other numbers.
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They'll be here in two hours. And you, if you are the same, change the number.
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Yeah, he told you that if it's the same case in your car, in your Lamborghini, change it.
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My colleague was telling the public back home that we were supposed to see your brand new car.
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Three methods how to pick up girls when you are the Tate brothers.
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How do you pick up girls? Is it enough just to show up?
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Oh, I see. I'm going to read your own messages to you.
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Let me just explain to you. No, I just didn't want...
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I'll have to... I cannot hear you over the sound of being a real man.
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The adrenaline and testosterone is pumping through my body so loudly that my ears can't hear your whining.
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Let's fucking get at it. I need to make sure I had enough cigars.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
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So wait, he waits in line, buys tickets, and sells them for more.
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No, no, no. He was already in line buying his own tickets.
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They went over and said, yo, bro, I'll give you a bit of extra money.
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I'll buy five. You've been waiting in the queue for an hour.
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She does me I don't like fun. I don't like fun. I like a double espresso in one go.
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All right, let me deal with this. Caffeine lethal dose.
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The lethal dose of caffeine for most people is around 10 grams.
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A cup of coffee has between 100 and 200 milligrams.
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I'm only about 40% at lethal dose if I drink these.
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That will stick till we get back to the hotel, bro.