Tate Speech


RIVER PIRATES IN PRAGUE ☠️🏴‍☠️ | Tate Confidential Ep.149


Summary

Tristan and Andrew Tate are on a boat with a bunch of other UFC fighters and war members and they're complaining about how loud the boat is and why they don't have a V12 so they need to upgrade their rooms. They also talk about the theory that the earth is flat, and the law of gravity is not a hard and cold law, it's a soft and flat earth theory. And they talk about a lot of other stuff too. This episode was recorded on location in the middle of the ocean, so the audio quality isn't the best, but it's still pretty good and we hope you enjoy it! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode! Timestamps: 3:00 - Who has the best room? 8:30 - What's the worst room in the boat? 9:00- What is the best part of the ship? 14:30- What do you like about the food? 16:00:00 17:30 18:20 - Is the earth flat? 19:40 - Is there a hardball theory? 22:40- Is the Earth a globetard? 23:00 24:15 - Does the earth have a gravity theory? 25:00 Do you like it or don't it? 26:15- Is it flat? 27:20- Does it have a point? 28:00 Is it hard or not? 29:00? 35:00 Can you have a ball? 36:00/35? 39:00 / 36:30/37:00 40:00 41:00 What's your opinion on the Earth not flat? 45:00 47:00 Does it matter? 41:30? 42:00 Could it be flat? 44:00 How do you think it's flat? 45:40/46:00 Are you flat? 47:10/47:00 Should the earth be a sphere? 47:30 / 46:00 Don't it be a ball or a sphere?? 48:00 & 47:05/47? 5:00 +56:00 A little bit more? Theme song by Ian Dwayne O'Halloran Theme Song by Ian McKirdy Music by Jeff Perla 5th Grade by Ian Macpherson


Transcript

00:00:04.000 What are we doing? We're doing with UFC fighters and war members on a boat.
00:00:11.000 I'm proud. I'm a captain.
00:00:13.000 What are you doing?
00:00:15.000 Good shot, Andrew Tate!
00:00:17.000 Good shot, Andrew Tate!
00:00:28.000 Take off and then take back.
00:00:34.000 Good shot, Andrew Tate!
00:00:36.000 No!
00:01:22.000 Fuck's sake.
00:01:24.000 That's fucking fast!
00:01:26.000 That's fucking fast!
00:01:29.000 Zoom it! You think your life's okay,
00:02:41.000 and then the V12 comes in.
00:02:44.000 And it's like...
00:02:45.000 That's so loud! You're broke!
00:02:47.000 Shut up! Yeah, you're broke!
00:02:49.000 Shut up! No one cares!
00:02:51.000 It's loud! You're broke!
00:02:52.000 You know, they're both so broke because they keep complaining.
00:02:55.000 Too busy complaining to get rich!
00:02:57.000 If they had their own V12, they wouldn't hear mine.
00:02:59.000 Yeah! So Tristan says that his room's the best.
00:03:25.000 I don't believe it. So, is this the magic room?
00:03:28.000 It's the loser, from the loser room.
00:03:29.000 What do you mean, loser room? Okay.
00:03:31.000 Okay. Okay, this is quite big.
00:03:33.000 This is a champion's room. This might be a champion's room.
00:03:35.000 I even have a loser's room. Can you admit it?
00:03:38.000 Alright, Tristan, this is cool.
00:03:40.000 This is very nice.
00:03:42.000 So, Tristan, how many rooms of these do they have?
00:03:44.000 Why don't I have one? This is presidential, so they only have one.
00:03:46.000 What do you mean, only have one? It's for me.
00:03:49.000 They upgraded me. What's this?
00:03:54.000 In a Ferrari. Ah, a bed!
00:03:58.000 But you wish you could sleep on it, don't you?
00:04:01.000 So you just gotta put...
00:04:03.000 Wait, what's this?
00:04:04.000 What's that second door? I think it's for soundproofing.
00:04:08.000 Anyway. So I have a kitchen?
00:04:11.000 You don't have a kitchen? What do you mean kitchen?
00:04:13.000 Ha, so you cook like a peasant?
00:04:15.000 No, there's not a kitchen for cooking.
00:04:18.000 There's a kitchen for mini bar drinking.
00:04:21.000 Don't even know where your minibar is.
00:04:23.000 I don't know where the minibar is.
00:04:24.000 Ah! They have loads of shit here.
00:04:28.000 So you admit it. Another exit.
00:04:32.000 Another exit. So hidden exits and exits as well.
00:04:38.000 This is very cool, Tristan.
00:04:41.000 This is very, very cool.
00:04:43.000 I will admit that my...
00:04:44.000 If you looked at these two rooms and you said who's a winner and who's a loser, I might have to concede that purely based off the rooms, you would assume that the other person's a loser.
00:04:53.000 So you're a loser. So admit that you didn't get upgraded.
00:04:57.000 It'd be a false assumption.
00:04:58.000 It would not be a false assumption. It would.
00:05:00.000 This is a super loser.
00:05:01.000 It's the real story. It's not.
00:05:02.000 It's the real deal. It's the truth.
00:05:06.000 So I live in the winner's room and you live in the winner's room.
00:05:09.000 That's just the way it is now. I think they just wanted to uplift your spirits because they knew you were a loser.
00:05:15.000 I think. You know, just like, give them a chance.
00:05:18.000 So you could come and have a look and get so upset that you didn't open the window.
00:05:23.000 But that would teach you a bit.
00:05:25.000 That certainly teaches them a lesson.
00:05:27.000 Yeah. Oh, we upgraded him, the Chiron driver.
00:05:31.000 Oh, and then his cousin because we upgraded him.
00:05:34.000 I mean, I'm down.
00:05:36.000 I won't mind that much.
00:05:38.000 Why? No, no wine.
00:05:40.000 Why not? It's free wine.
00:05:41.000 So my room's down there.
00:05:43.000 Yes. Near that area.
00:05:45.000 Yeah, loser level. Peasant level.
00:05:48.000 This is very cool. This is a very nice view as well.
00:05:51.000 It's my view. You have to close your eyes.
00:05:54.000 Stop taking it in my view. So what if I steal all your view?
00:05:57.000 You can't steal it. I can.
00:05:58.000 Record it forever. Make this an NFT. Put this on the blockchain.
00:06:03.000 You want a ball? Yeah.
00:06:04.000 They're bouncing off of buildings from the sun into my eyes.
00:06:08.000 From the sun that's local and not that far away because the earth is flat.
00:06:11.000 The earth's not flat. It is.
00:06:13.000 Tristan keeps calling me a globetard.
00:06:14.000 He's a globetard. He keeps repeating it that I'm a globetard.
00:06:19.000 The earth is flat. He's been telling me this for months now.
00:06:21.000 How is this water stuck to the side of a ball?
00:06:24.000 Because of gravity. Gravity.
00:06:26.000 Tristan, it doesn't have enough gravitational force to basketball, but the earth does.
00:06:31.000 Gravity is a theory. It's not a theory.
00:06:34.000 Is it not called the law of gravitation?
00:06:38.000 Is it not a law yet? I feel like it might be a law.
00:06:42.000 But this is very cool, Tristan. I will...
00:06:45.000 So you're going to put your cousin out into the cold.
00:06:48.000 Yeah, absolutely. Out into the cold, harsh reality of the world.
00:06:51.000 The cold, harsh reality.
00:06:54.000 Sorry. Winners are about to me.
00:06:56.000 Back out to your loser floor.
00:06:59.000 See this? This is stupid.
00:07:01.000 Do not disturb. See you later.
00:07:05.000 You can't act. What are we doing?
00:07:14.000 We're in it with UFC fighters and war members on a boat.
00:07:18.000 Proud, the captain.
00:07:20.000 What are you doing? Is this what we do?
00:07:24.000 I'm not the captain.
00:07:28.000 It was an accident.
00:07:39.000 Tristan told me to move.
00:07:40.000 I moved and accidentally kicked over my boobs.
00:07:44.000 Haha, trying to capsize the ship.
00:07:46.000 Nice, Tristan. Mr.
00:07:51.000 Capsize. Capsize the boat.
00:07:53.000 There we go. Balance.
00:07:55.000 Balance is restored.
00:07:56.000 Luke Barnett is restored balance.
00:07:58.000 Biggest man in the world. Biggest man in the world.
00:08:00.000 Restored the balance. See?
00:08:05.000 Was an accident.
00:08:10.000 Could happen to anyone. That was empty.
00:08:12.000 Could happen to anyone. Could happen to anyone.
00:08:15.000 It's alright. I think Battle of the Loops.
00:08:18.000 No! No! I don't need Battle of Lukes, I'm just resting.
00:08:21.000 Only one Luke is allowed in this group, and I think we fight for the title.
00:08:24.000 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
00:08:26.000 Bare knuckle, it's all in the trouble with.
00:08:28.000 Don't worry, Luke, just mark the body.
00:08:29.000 Nah, I just don't want to be in the group.
00:08:31.000 I live. I leave.
00:08:33.000 I'm leaving. I just don't want to be part anymore.
00:08:36.000 To be fair, I can't swim.
00:08:37.000 Luke, you got my place!
00:08:39.000 Top G!
00:08:51.000 So Andrew's super famous.
00:08:53.000 Top G, top striker.
00:08:54.000 Mr. Producer. Our boat's better.
00:09:09.000 Our boat is better. Our boat is better.
00:09:11.000 With the electric. It's not about where you are.
00:09:17.000 It's about who you win. True.
00:09:21.000 I like emissions.
00:09:29.000 Emissions make things better.
00:09:30.000 Keep the world turning, you know?
00:09:32.000 Good old emissions. But old-fashioned kind of guy.
00:09:38.000 How many Tesla's could you buy for the first one?
00:09:41.000 True. So Tristan, what are we getting?
00:09:50.000 What do you mean?
00:09:53.000 What do you mean troll? What do you mean?
00:09:56.000 No, because we like pina coladas.
00:09:58.000 I love pina coladas. I'm having two.
00:10:01.000 Tristan, when do I ever drink?
00:10:04.000 Alright, pina colada contest, me and you.
00:10:06.000 See who blinks first.
00:10:09.000 You want to ride to the challenge? You want to be a man?
00:10:11.000 Let's go. So we have all these pina coladas.
00:10:16.000 This is Sterling.
00:10:18.000 Cheers. I can't see, but...
00:10:24.000 Everyone has to drink through the stores.
00:10:28.000 No group of men as tough as this group drinks drinks this...
00:10:31.000 I would actually bet that.
00:10:33.000 In terms of how tough the group is...
00:10:34.000 Keep talking. I always drink them like that.
00:10:43.000 Except we're drinking, didn't we?
00:10:45.000 You gotta shake that baby.
00:10:47.000 I'm not always someone who turns into a gentleman.
00:10:57.000 Let's hand her two. So Tristan, the Lukes at this table are at four.
00:11:07.000 What do you mean? Four drinks, start.
00:11:09.000 I thought I was talking.
00:11:14.000 If you're challenging me, Luke, this isn't a challenge.
00:11:18.000 We're at four. I believe Tristan's at two.
00:11:20.000 Luke, my friend. Luke, you don't want to team up with him.
00:11:28.000 Ten more, please.
00:11:31.000 Thank you. You need your camera out faster if you're going to catch me.
00:11:35.000 Yeah, okay. So Tristan's caught up to the Luke's now.
00:11:38.000 No, you're not one person.
00:11:39.000 What do you mean? If you have the same name, you can't claim the same dreams.
00:11:42.000 What do you mean? Oh, I felt that one.
00:11:45.000 I felt that one, Luke. Yeah, I felt that one.
00:11:47.000 Well, I'm beating you anyway, so...
00:11:48.000 Oh, we're at five now. You can't claim the same dreams if you have the same dreams.
00:11:55.000 Man, six deep, going for number seven.
00:11:58.000 Going for number seven.
00:12:01.000 It's going to end badly.
00:12:02.000 You don't want this. Seven.
00:12:08.000 Seven's rough. Eight.
00:12:11.000 Eight. Wait, no, no, this is eight.
00:12:13.000 This is eight now.
00:12:16.000 I'm finished already. Got no more booze left.
00:12:20.000 I'm not even hungry.
00:12:23.000 Eight. No, this is probably my best booze I've ever done, Justin.
00:12:31.000 There's only one of three reasons you're poor.
00:12:33.000 You're either lazy, you're arrogant, or you're stupid.
00:12:34.000 Now when I say poor, what I basically mean is less money than me.
00:12:38.000 Because I, Tate, Lord of Earth, set the bar.
00:12:41.000 I set the difference between rich and poor.
00:12:44.000 My amount of money is the amount of money you need to be rich.
00:12:46.000 If you have less money than me, even by a single cent, you're a fucking brokie, a wagey, a peon, a peasant, a nobody.
00:12:52.000 You are poor.
00:12:54.000 So when I sit here and make this video and call you poor, you can't sit here and go, I'm actually not poor.
00:12:58.000 I'm doing pretty good with my business, actually, and I have a nice car.
00:13:00.000 You have less than me!
00:13:02.000 I'm the only guy on this fucking platform flying around in private jets with 27 cars living this lifestyle in presidential suites and fucking fairytale land.
00:13:09.000 Only me. The rest of you are sitting there going, hey, I might be able to buy a BMW. You're fucking broke.
00:13:14.000 You're all broke. So once you identify and accept that you are broke because you're not on my level, then we must work out why.
00:13:21.000 And there's only one of three reasons that anyone on this planet would ever be poor.
00:13:25.000 You're either lazy, you are arrogant, or you are stupid.
00:13:27.000 Now, we'll start with lazy.
00:13:29.000 Most of you are lazy.
00:13:30.000 In fact, I'd say basically all of you are lazy.
00:13:32.000 You don't understand what work is.
00:13:33.000 You don't understand what work ethic is.
00:13:35.000 You don't understand the ethos of conquer earth.
00:13:37.000 You don't have fire blood. You don't wake up to go piss at 3.32am and go, I'm not going back to sleep because I want to make some fucking money.
00:13:43.000 So you're all lazy. You're all arrogant.
00:13:45.000 Because when I sit here as the richest person who's ever fucking wasted his time talking to your fucking dumb ass and tells you what to do, you don't fucking listen to me.
00:13:54.000 Oh, well, Tate, you know, maybe he's wrong about, you're broke.
00:13:58.000 How can I be wrong?
00:14:00.000 When you're in the poor category and I'm in the rich category, I obviously know something you fucking don't, you arrogant dickhead.
00:14:05.000 And the third and least common category is stupid.
00:14:09.000 Most of you are not too stupid to become rich.
00:14:11.000 I could show you how to do it.
00:14:13.000 All you have to stop doing is being arrogant and lazy.
00:14:15.000 So if you sit here and go, well, I'm none of those three things.
00:14:17.000 Yes, you fucking are.
00:14:19.000 Because you're not living the life I live.
00:14:20.000 You are a brokie. If you were none of those three things, you'd be here with me in this room, wouldn't you?
00:14:25.000 But you're not. Because you are a fucking peon.
00:14:28.000 So, look at your bank balance, accept it's not as large as mine, and accept that one of those three attributes must apply to you, find out which one it is, and fucking change it.
00:14:39.000 Good morning.
00:14:40.000 We can't just be the jet-setters.
00:14:50.000 Tristan said his hotel room was better than mine, so I tried to get a presidential suite, but there's only one presidential suite, so I told him we have to leave instantly so he can't stay in his room, because he had six days booked.
00:14:59.000 What is this?
00:15:00.000 Fuck him. One day, one night.
00:15:01.000 Do you know how much that costs? For a day.
00:15:03.000 It's already paid.
00:15:04.000 I'll last for the seven stars of Chalmers.
00:15:07.000 That's not a sentence.
00:15:08.000 Do you have a lunch?
00:15:10.000 Thank you.
00:15:11.000 I'm after the seven Chalmers stars. Tristan thought he had a better hotel room than me, so I did.
00:15:16.000 He did. It's true.
00:15:19.000 Did is kind of past tense, isn't it?
00:15:25.000 What do you mean?
00:15:28.000 Where's my flight going? Do you know?
00:15:30.000 To Nice. Yes.
00:15:35.000 Andrew, why are we going to France?
00:15:36.000 Thank you. What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:15:38.000 Thank you, friend. Yep, sure.
00:15:40.000 We're going to France because I'm French.
00:15:42.000 What the fuck? Is that why?
00:15:44.000 Why? Why?
00:15:46.000 Of all the places, of all the countries, why?
00:15:49.000 We don't like France.
00:15:50.000 I don't like France. What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:15:55.000 You guys don't like me. Why would you want to go to a bunch of me's?
00:15:58.000 We. We, we. He's got a good point.
00:16:02.000 We. We.
00:16:05.000 This is stupid. But this is very nice.
00:16:09.000 This is very nice. I'm not talking to you or you the whole flight.
00:16:14.000 I don't want to talk to you anyway.
00:16:17.000 This is quite fun. To France.
00:16:32.000 We're going to France.
00:16:35.000 Luke's dream. Yeah, and I vote we live in France.
00:16:38.000 Forever. Never leave.
00:16:40.000 France only. France maximalist.
00:16:44.000 Max France. Good cheese, good wine.
00:16:47.000 Yep. Two things I both dislike very much.
00:16:50.000 Loads of it. Only cheese and wine in France.
00:16:52.000 That sounds like the worst life.
00:16:54.000 France maximalism.
00:16:57.000 What else did they do? Snails?
00:16:59.000 Share their girlfriends. Yep.
00:17:01.000 Share their girlfriends. So all girlfriends shared.
00:17:04.000 France maximalism.
00:17:07.000 Are you guys ready? I know you guys are English, so it might be a bit hard.
00:17:10.000 I believe you guys were at war with us for like 100 years.
00:17:14.000 116. Yeah, so you know the number.
00:17:16.000 So it might be hard to embrace the French Maximumism, but I think we have to.
00:17:20.000 It wasn't my idea to go to France.
00:17:23.000 It was yours. No, it wasn't.
00:17:25.000 And whose idea was this? Luke's.
00:17:27.000 It was Luke's. I didn't even know we were going to France until a few moments ago.
00:17:33.000 I was fine at my hotel room.
00:17:34.000 My hotel room was really nice.
00:17:36.000 I had to take that from you and drop you in France.
00:17:38.000 I had the best hotel room in Prague.
00:17:40.000 Now you have. Now you're going to France.
00:17:42.000 I had already paid for six days.
00:17:44.000 You get to run your mouth. Just shut up.
00:17:46.000 I spent 20 grand.
00:17:47.000 You did keep saying that you had the best one.
00:17:50.000 It was booked. You did keep saying that.
00:17:52.000 I didn't. He came to my room and said, this is the best room.
00:17:54.000 No, but you also did. I have you on film.
00:17:57.000 I didn't make a big fucking deal.
00:17:58.000 I have you on film. Ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, every single time we were off camera, Tristan just kept saying how he had the best room in the world and we're a bunch of losers and he just kept trying to rub it in our face.
00:18:09.000 Literally, that's the type of person he is.
00:18:10.000 I just want you to understand that. Even off camera.
00:18:13.000 I paid for the room and it was paid for for six more days.
00:18:17.000 Yes. And for some reason, now we're flying to France.
00:18:20.000 Correct. Correct. Here's the hotel this morning.
00:18:23.000 Are you leaving Mr. Scorpius?
00:18:25.000 I guess so.
00:18:27.000 But admit you deserve it.
00:18:28.000 I don't fucking deserve it.
00:18:30.000 Admit you do though. No, I don't.
00:18:31.000 Because you were bragging the entire time.
00:18:33.000 This is stupid. You're stupid.
00:18:36.000 This is stupid. Wait until you see France- French maximalism.
00:18:40.000 It's not a real thing. It is.
00:18:42.000 Hello, how are you?
00:18:49.000 Hello, how are you?
00:18:50.000 Good, good, good. This is super nice.
00:19:05.000 Is this our life now? Is this what we do?
00:19:08.000 Yeah, but Luke, just get a life. We've become the jet setters, haven't we?
00:19:10.000 We really have.
00:19:12.000 To jet setting. To jet setting.
00:19:13.000 Ha, Tristan does have one. Look, none.
00:19:18.000 I haven't even got one. They gave an empty glass.
00:19:20.000 Fucking dickhead. No hotel, no juice.