Tate Speech


ROLLS ROYCE SUPER SPREADERS | Tate Confidential Ep. 119


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In this episode of Thick & Thin, the lads discuss the dangers of driving in a car crash, and how to deal with them. They also discuss the power of authoritarianism, and why you should not buy into the lies the police tell us about the world and why we should not like them. And of course, there's a bit of political commentary at the end of the episode. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! The Thick and Thin Podcast is brought to you by Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. This episode was produced by Tall Tales and edited by Annie-Rose Strasser. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. All credit given to artists and labels given to us by their respective record labels. If you like what you hear, please leave us a five star rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll make sure to include it in the next week's show notes. Thank you so much for all your support, it really does mean a lot to us and we really appreciate it. Peace, Blessings, EJ and Cheers. - Your Hosts, Ej and Ej & Elesa. P.S. We'll be looking out for you! - EJ & EJ - Thank you Ej and EJ's music is from Tall Tales from the Top 3. - And Ej's new album 'The White House' by The White House. (featuring the band 'Mr. & Mrs. Biscuits' - The Goodfellas' Music is outtrops, The Good Fellows' "The Good Lord' is out now. by The Good Lord and The Bad Lord' by Mr. Good and The Good Lady' by the Good Lady, The Bad Lady (feat. Good Lady Good and the Good Lord, and the Bad Lady). by Mr Good, the Bad Lord. & The Good Ol' Goodbye, and Mr Goodbye. and Mr. Badly Badly Goodbyes, and They'll See You, Mr Goodbye, and Thank You, Good Morning, and Goodbye, and Good Luck, and Much Love, and We'll See Ya, And We'll Come Back, and See You Soon, and Bye Bye, And Good Luck.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good song and routine!
00:01:06.000 Bark! Don't tempt us.
00:01:14.000 We're that crazy. Andrew, you need a second one.
00:01:17.000 You're starting to sell me a second one.
00:01:20.000 If you had one of those, and I know that you don't, if you had one of those, you may well sell me a lot of them.
00:01:29.000 We don't need two of these.
00:01:31.000 Nah, we're drunk enough.
00:01:37.000 We actually lost him the last six days.
00:01:40.000 Every night.
00:01:41.000 We were in pain.
00:01:43.000 We throw a lot of things, you know.
00:01:44.000 How do you want your vegetables?
00:01:46.000 Do you want your vegetables in dust?
00:01:49.000 Yeah, that's fine.
00:01:51.000 You just saw him make a say, that's fine.
00:01:53.000 The...
00:01:55.000 ...
00:02:07.000 And there's Rolls-Royce pens as well.
00:02:08.000 We'll get them next time. When we go for lunch next time, we'll take the pens.
00:02:11.000 Oh, these are spare umbrellas for our door.
00:02:15.000 You've got umbrellas in the car.
00:02:17.000 Yes, these are just for the trunk, yeah?
00:02:19.000 I'm making weapons, bro.
00:02:21.000 I'm making weapons. I'm getting swords.
00:02:22.000 I know. It wasn't already.
00:02:28.000 What are you guys doing? Oh, you've never seen this before?
00:02:31.000 No. Men like you, anyone else have seen this?
00:02:38.000 Oh, so like a ritual.
00:02:43.000 Yeah, you know, I'm familiar with the dance, obviously.
00:02:45.000 How many Rolls-Roycees have you bought? How many?
00:02:47.000 None. When they teach you guys.
00:02:54.000 Okay. The new Rolls-Royce dance.
00:03:00.000 Exactly. Four years ago.
00:03:08.000 You get to be the first one to drive on your Rolls Royce, because I am drinking champagne with my friend Steven.
00:03:13.000 That's fair. You do the driving, I'll do the drinking.
00:03:18.000 I can always do the drink driving, but brand new Rolls Royce, London, I scratch a wheel.
00:03:27.000 No, thank you.
00:03:30.000 Complimentary champagne on Rolls Royce.
00:03:32.000 Yeah, but it's only for people who buy Rolls Royce.
00:03:34.000 I think that's Rolls Royce champagne.
00:03:36.000 True, true. You need to know the dance moves.
00:03:38.000 Yeah, you don't know dance. Yeah, that way, now you can't have any champagne.
00:03:40.000 Yeah. But, I'll have to drink some.
00:03:44.000 I've actually lost my voice from talking too loud in my closet.
00:03:50.000 Where in Spain?
00:03:52.000 We drove through from top to bottom.
00:03:53.000 We started in Santander and drove all the way through, all the way down to my bed, out of the canteen.
00:03:58.000 The copy's done. So we drink that.
00:04:05.000 Rolls-Royce beers. Yeah, Rolls-Royce beers.
00:04:07.000 I'll do the congestion charge for today and tomorrow.
00:04:10.000 Appreciate that. Thank you very much.
00:04:14.000 You have to stay here.
00:04:16.000 Oh, it is beautiful here.
00:04:30.000 I'm going to go ahead and get my camera.
00:04:37.000 I'm going to play a short video.
00:04:45.000 It's a beautiful day.
00:05:27.000 There's... To be fair, the back seats are a bit small.
00:05:30.000 Listen, I think you two should get an Uber.
00:05:33.000 That's a brand new Rolls Royce.
00:05:34.000 Get an Uber. Stop talking to me.
00:05:36.000 You should both get an Uber. Ah.
00:05:40.000 Ah-ha. Touche.
00:05:42.000 You're lucky, or you'd be in an Uber.
00:05:44.000 As for you, you cunt. Fuck!
00:05:46.000 What's your leverage? If I'm walking...
00:05:53.000 Should've worn your walking shoes.
00:05:55.000 Some light rain with my morning coffee.
00:06:03.000 Storm is coming. And this light rain is the exact situation we're in right now.
00:06:10.000 I don't know if many of you people understand.
00:06:13.000 But if you do not instantly buy the lies, if you do not instantly agree with the narrative which they purport, you are their enemy.
00:06:21.000 They hate you. They don't just dislike you.
00:06:23.000 They actively despise you.
00:06:26.000 The more you think and question their narrative, the less powerful their narrative is.
00:06:30.000 I don't even have to say what I'm talking about.
00:06:31.000 I don't want to get banned, right? But it can be about anything.
00:06:34.000 Imagine you're in charge of the world.
00:06:35.000 Imagine the ego you have as you're in charge of the world.
00:06:37.000 You own all the media outlets.
00:06:39.000 You control all the money. And you say, this is true.
00:06:41.000 The sky is green.
00:06:43.000 And somebody goes, but I've used my own eyes and it's blue.
00:06:47.000 That hurts your ego.
00:06:49.000 Who are you to question me?
00:06:51.000 They don't like you as a person.
00:06:53.000 They actively despise you as an individual and they're aiming to crush you.
00:06:56.000 The only limit on authoritarianism is the will of the police to enforce it.
00:07:02.000 Look at Australia. If the police are stupid enough to completely enforce absolute tyranny, this is what the people in charge of the world want.
00:07:09.000 In countries like Romania, they can't get away with it because the police won't do it to their fellow man.
00:07:13.000 But that's changing in real time.
00:07:16.000 The only way you can combat things like this That is, in my experience, a strong network of individuals.
00:07:24.000 Maybe you think you're so tough and you're a lone wolf and you can do it all by yourself and you can just hide in your computer or you can fucking go Rambo.
00:07:30.000 Maybe. But me as an individual, I believe I need more powerful friends.
00:07:34.000 I think the more powerful friends I have, the better I'm going to be in the future.
00:07:37.000 So every morning I wake up and I'm sitting there thinking, If I need passports, who do I call?
00:07:42.000 If I need paperwork, who do I call?
00:07:43.000 If I get arrested, who do I call?
00:07:44.000 If I need banking, who do I call?
00:07:45.000 If I need crypto, who do I call? I'm trying to find out what is missing in my network to make sure I always have a guy to call.
00:07:51.000 If you think this impending tyranny and slavery is something you can negotiate by yourself, if you're Rambo, go do it.
00:07:58.000 But if you're like me and smart enough to know you're gonna need a little bit help You're welcome.
00:08:02.000 Don't worry.
00:08:04.000 I'm sorry.
00:08:06.000 I'm sorry.
00:08:35.000 Are you rich? I feel a bit rich now.
00:08:38.000 Let's shake hands to being rich. Nah, we're poor.
00:08:40.000 You look poor. We're poor.
00:08:42.000 What do you mean? You guys aren't poor?
00:08:43.000 We hang around with some kid who wears New Balance trainers.
00:08:46.000 Yeah, fuck, we must look poor.
00:08:47.000 I mean, because I'm in a tailored suit.
00:08:50.000 You're in a, what, $2,000 tracksuit from Giorgio Aramont.
00:08:51.000 Do not insult the price of my tracksuit again.
00:08:54.000 How much? $4,000? About that.
00:08:56.000 Well, we hang around with a kid who will not stop wearing...
00:08:59.000 New Balance trainers. $40 New Balance trainers.
00:09:01.000 They're not $40, they're $100. Don't make fun of the price of my New Balance trainers.
00:09:06.000 How long have you had them for? Because they look like shit.
00:09:09.000 Maybe a year. Why won't you just dress better?
00:09:13.000 What do you mean? They're good shoes.
00:09:16.000 So tell me you don't notice my New Balance trainers.
00:09:18.000 So we can have the rolls. I'm in a tailored suit.
00:09:20.000 Yeah. You're in one of the world's most expensive track suits that could possibly exist.
00:09:25.000 And this kid's wearing New Balance trainers.
00:09:26.000 Yeah, we might be poor, Andrew. No group of rich men would roll like that.
00:09:29.000 That's right. We might be poor.
00:09:31.000 Poor on us all looks full. I retract my handshake.
00:09:33.000 We're a poor group of men.
00:09:35.000 We're not poor. We are poor.
00:09:37.000 Buy some new trainers. This was literally bought, basically for fun.
00:09:40.000 It didn't, it was not a planned out purchase.
00:09:44.000 It was, we're walking by to get coffee.
00:09:47.000 Yeah? Huh. I thought I wanted it.
00:09:49.000 That's a good car. Yeah.
00:09:50.000 Let's go look at it. Let's buy it.
00:09:52.000 So? That's not a poor person thing.
00:09:55.000 But if you walk out with the car in New Balance trainers.
00:09:58.000 Then you're poor. Then you're poor. Our group of friends is poor.
00:10:01.000 Me and Andrew are at least mid-level income because we have an impoverished man on our team.
00:10:07.000 I think there's only ten shirts in the world.
00:10:11.000 Ten, okay. Hear me out. I'm wearing one.
00:10:13.000 You're wearing one. He's one. That's three.
00:10:14.000 Okay. Four, five, six...
00:10:17.000 Wait. Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
00:10:20.000 Where's the rest? That's eleven, bro.
00:10:23.000 No one else could possibly have a shirt on.
00:10:27.000 Man, this does feel good.
00:10:29.000 Take off of Nashville doesn't know.
00:10:30.000 That felt good. Smooth.
00:10:32.000 So we're cruising through England.
00:10:38.000 Yeah. And I never knew about the hedges.
00:10:41.000 Yeah. They put hedges on the side of every road and it's the widest car in the world.
00:10:45.000 We're about one centimeter from the hedges on either side.
00:10:48.000 Yeah. The mirrors brush them.
00:10:51.000 Lightly brushed mirrors.
00:10:53.000 Nice. Scratch that new paint.
00:10:55.000 Scratch that new paint. Nice.
00:10:57.000 D-value of the car we just paid half a million dollars for.
00:11:00.000 Nice. Nice. Wonderful attitude.
00:11:03.000 Wonderful fucking attitude. I did not know England was like this.
00:11:11.000 Listen guys, it's worth it.
00:11:13.000 We're out of afternoon tea. Nice.
00:11:16.000 Don't start that shit. Nice.
00:11:17.000 Afternoon tea. What do you mean?
00:11:21.000 We're in a Rolls in England.
00:11:22.000 We're not going to have afternoon tea. Exactly.
00:11:24.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:11:26.000 You're too good for that, you cunt.
00:11:27.000 Okay, well, I know where we're going.
00:11:29.000 It's probably the best place to have afternoon tea.
00:11:31.000 Don't tell anyone where it is, though.
00:11:32.000 Don't show any of the signs. Cool.
00:11:34.000 Keep it hidden.
00:11:35.000 We're working on it.
00:11:36.000 Stay in the car.
00:11:41.000 We're going to the airport.
00:12:22.000 This is really nice.
00:12:23.000 I'm glad you wore proper shoes.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, I have new shoes again.
00:12:28.000 He likes to come to nice places.
00:12:29.000 Why do I have to make you more nice shoes?
00:12:33.000 Might have been more comfortable to walk around with some New Balance.
00:12:38.000 Good evening. English people are so much nicer than Americans.
00:12:42.000 Yeah, we dress better, though. Yeah, this isn't...
00:12:47.000 To the American viewers, they do this.
00:12:51.000 There's just people. If there was an American here, without instruction from his cousins, he'd be wearing New Balance sneakers and sweatpants.
00:12:58.000 I would. They probably wouldn't let him in here.
00:13:00.000 This is very nice.
00:13:11.000 I know.
00:13:14.000 No, it's super English.
00:13:15.000 You put your £50,000 worth of shopping in the boot.
00:13:18.000 Yeah, London shopping.
00:13:21.000 And then you come for afternoon tea.
00:13:24.000 So why were you working at your hotel?
00:13:26.000 I don't know. I could have just done this the whole time?
00:13:29.000 Yeah, basically, yeah. Why don't people just do this the whole time?
00:13:32.000 That's the thing, people watching. I know you think we're joking.
00:13:35.000 While you're doing your 9 to 5 a bus, you could just be doing this.
00:13:39.000 They really could. They could.
00:13:40.000 You can join Hobson University and you can do it.
00:13:42.000 And I said to them, look, it's Hobson University.
00:13:44.000 It's $49 a month.
00:13:45.000 I teach you how to make money. Even if you hate me, I obviously know how to make money.
00:13:48.000 And they sit there and they go, hmm...
00:13:50.000 Nah. That's what I don't get.
00:13:53.000 How stupid are they?
00:13:54.000 They're stupid, bro. Anyone who's not, anyone with a brain is in Hustlin University.
00:13:59.000 Anyone who watches this episode and doesn't join is literally a moron.
00:14:02.000 I'm literally a moron.
00:14:04.000 We put that screenshot up there on Twitter.
00:14:06.000 I know. 500 to 30,000.
00:14:08.000 I know. And all he did was just follow our instructions.
00:14:10.000 That's literally what happened.
00:14:11.000 Buy this, do this, boom, 30 grand.
00:14:13.000 That's literally what happened. People deserve slavery.
00:14:15.000 They super do. They want to be slaves.
00:14:17.000 They super do. So why weren't you doing this?
00:14:21.000 Well, it didn't exist when I was working at Chipotle, to be fair.
00:14:25.000 I know.
00:14:34.000 Yep. Man, they have no idea about speed.
00:14:41.000 Literally zero. Literally.
00:14:44.000 They're going to watch this.
00:14:45.000 They're going to think, hmm, that's a good idea.
00:14:47.000 And then they're going to continue watching.
00:14:50.000 Yeah. Take their time.
00:14:53.000 And then they'll forget.
00:14:54.000 They'll remember again in like two weeks.
00:14:57.000 Be like, oh, oh yeah, I was right about to do that.
00:15:01.000 Just... Literally slay people.
00:15:05.000 But we did need them to bring the tea and the food.
00:15:09.000 So... Because this is very, very nice.
00:15:14.000 And I don't know how to make one of these.
00:15:15.000 Have you ever had a scone? No.
00:15:18.000 This is English. Have you ever had a scone?
00:15:19.000 No, you're a piece of shit. Are they hard or soft?
00:15:21.000 How come you've never had a scone?
00:15:22.000 It's kind of like a biscuit. Like Grandma's biscuits.
00:15:25.000 They're sweet. Here.
00:15:29.000 This is a scone. I've made you a scone.
00:15:31.000 Is this the way?
00:15:32.000 This is the scone way.
00:15:35.000 This is how to be English. This is how to be English.
00:15:37.000 This is what English people do.
00:15:39.000 They can't see my face, but English people have it right.
00:15:48.000 Sounds good. Now, Bones and tea.
00:15:50.000 So you ungrateful colonials tipped our tea in the ocean and started dressing like crap.
00:15:54.000 Yeah, I don't know why we did that, to be honest.
00:15:56.000 To be fair, why do we do that to the tea?
00:15:57.000 Tea is really good. We should have just kept wearing nice clothes and doing English things.
00:16:02.000 Instead, you decided to wage war on us and never bet baseball.
00:16:07.000 Traitors. I'm English now.
00:16:14.000 What was it called?
00:16:17.000 No, I mean the people who decided to stay with England.
00:16:21.000 A loyalist? I'm a loyalist.
00:16:27.000 Although you are half-friend, so you're a mortal enemy for life.
00:16:33.000 Fuck. I tricked you.
00:16:49.000 Morning. So the emergency meeting's on?
00:16:54.000 Oh yeah, emergency meeting. Guys, it's 4am.
00:16:58.000 What's that? 4am Aikido in the Rolls.
00:17:02.000 It's actually 4am Stately Home Aikido.
00:17:04.000 In a Rolls Royce.
00:17:06.000 In a Rolls Royce. 4am Stately Home Rolls Royce Aikido.
00:17:09.000 You ever seen that before, Luke? I have not.
00:17:11.000 I don't think anyone's seen that before.
00:17:13.000 Well, that's why we're here. I don't think it's ever been filmed and live.
00:17:17.000 First time in history.
00:17:23.000 Okay, some dickhead in Luton on a roundabout.
00:17:27.000 I'm not sure how you do that crash.
00:17:29.000 By being drunk or high?
00:17:30.000 Would it be a straight on? Yeah, straight on.
00:17:33.000 You don't see the roundabout. Let me try my night vision so we can analyze his crash.
00:17:36.000 Okay, night vision. My Rolls Royce night vision.
00:17:38.000 Nice. Why is that guy yellow?
00:17:41.000 In the night vision. Guys, we may have just discovered vampires.
00:17:45.000 Probably high. Oh no, they're definitely fucked.
00:17:47.000 They're definitely high. No, that's a vampire.
00:17:49.000 He's yellow on the night vision camera.
00:17:50.000 He's a different... Literally look at his car.
00:17:53.000 In the bush. On the night vision.
00:17:54.000 There! See, he's yellow!
00:17:56.000 He's fucking yellow! I'm telling you, something special about that one.
00:18:01.000 How the fuck did they do that?
00:18:03.000 I don't know. Let's try to ask him. Ask him.
00:18:06.000 We don't have to ask him. Yeah, we do.
00:18:08.000 We're from the...
00:18:13.000 Oh, that's how. So we're going to France.
00:18:24.000 Your dream. My home country.
00:18:27.000 dream mask or no mask mask mask mask mask mask mask mask fucking losers French are fucking losers.
00:18:41.000 If you're watching this and you're French, you're a fucking loser.
00:18:45.000 Losers. All of them.
00:18:46.000 Yeah, Luke. Luke.
00:18:48.000 No, I'm just doing that. France is gay.
00:18:49.000 They're fucking losers, man.
00:18:51.000 Le Covid deforme.
00:18:53.000 Fuck off. Fuck off.
00:18:57.000 Why don't they just let us in?
00:18:58.000 Shmovid? Dude, what?
00:19:00.000 They don't know anything about Shmovid, do they?
00:19:02.000 I don't know anything about Shmovid. Look at my Shmovid form.
00:19:04.000 Dude. I'm this guy.
00:19:07.000 I'm 54. I've worked hard my entire life.
00:19:11.000 I can afford a Ford fucking whatever it is.
00:19:15.000 And I have a bike.
00:19:16.000 I put my bike on my car and I, two or three times a year, I go to...
00:19:22.000 Can you stop coughing COVID all over me?
00:19:24.000 I'm trying to take confidential.
00:19:27.000 I take my bike to France and I ride around on my bike.
00:19:34.000 Three or four times a year.
00:19:36.000 And if you sit and talk to me, I tell you, oh, Expedition Princess, yeah, went for a nice ride.
00:19:40.000 Yeah, you take the bike on the tunnel, you put it on the car.
00:19:43.000 You're the least interesting.
00:19:45.000 What a fucking loser.
00:19:47.000 People's lives are shit.
00:19:48.000 No millions, no buying supercars at random, no being a kickboxing world champion, nothing.
00:19:55.000 Just working your entire life to buy a Ford, whatever.
00:19:58.000 I literally don't know what car that is.
00:20:00.000 He even put the GB sticker on his car.
00:20:02.000 Because the French are like, we must know you are from England.
00:20:04.000 The number plate's yellow, bro.
00:20:06.000 There's no other country in the world with that.
00:20:08.000 You know we're from England. The wheel's on the other side.
00:20:11.000 You know we're from England. You just want us to have the sticker.
00:20:13.000 We don't have the sticker, they fine us 40 euro.
00:20:15.000 Instead of being a man and telling them to fuck themselves, give me the fine.
00:20:17.000 He puts the sticker. There's no sticker on my rolls.
00:20:20.000 Look at this dork.
00:20:22.000 Now do the guy in front.
00:20:24.000 Oh, a Mr. fucking camper van.
00:20:26.000 Jerking off. Can't afford to stay in hotels.
00:20:28.000 Fucking satellite hookup to Pornhub.
00:20:31.000 And what about this guy letting him on the fucking train?
00:20:33.000 Alright, mate. Yeah, I'm in charge of this train.
00:20:35.000 Yeah. Put the car on the train.
00:20:36.000 Alright, next. Yeah. Hello, mate.
00:20:38.000 Yeah. You're going on the train, yeah?
00:20:39.000 Yeah, yeah. Just go on the train.
00:20:41.000 Yeah, thanks. Alright, next.
00:20:42.000 Yeah. Yeah. What's that?
00:20:44.000 Everyone's life is shit!
00:20:45.000 50 years later, he dies.
00:20:47.000 50 years later, he can afford a fucking car with his bike on it and goes for a little ride.
00:20:51.000 He might get discounts on the train.
00:20:53.000 Train discounts. We pay full price.
00:20:56.000 I can discount this fucking Pornhub subscription.
00:21:02.000 Pornhub, yeah? Yeah.
00:21:04.000 Thought so.
00:21:05.000 Told ya.
00:21:08.000 Confirmed.
00:21:11.000 Case closed.
00:21:12.000 This is very nice.
00:21:38.000 Both of you keep coughing.
00:21:42.000 I'm not in a car with two.
00:21:44.000 You both have COVID. It's the COVID car.
00:21:47.000 Smovid, get over there.
00:21:49.000 You got COVID on the trip.
00:21:51.000 Who's the one who preaches not being afraid of COVID all day on a swirl?
00:21:54.000 I'm literally not afraid of it, but literally this is the COVID car.
00:21:57.000 There's a new variant in this car.
00:22:00.000 Yeah, there is. You know, I've been holding it back for super long.
00:22:11.000 Is this the Rolls Royce variant of COVID? Yeah.
00:22:14.000 Rolls variant. No one's ready for the fucking Rolls variant.
00:22:18.000 Literally no one. They're really not.
00:22:20.000 Kills poor people. So you're fine.
00:22:23.000 Makes the rich stronger. Makes the rich stronger.
00:22:26.000 It's the Czech Republic nice. It's actually super nice.
00:22:28.000 Maybe we should move here. Become the king.
00:22:31.000 Become the king of Czech Republic.
00:22:33.000 Ah, I know what we do. Rolls variant.
00:22:35.000 Spread it all around. Kill all the people.
00:22:37.000 All easy takeover. Boom, done.
00:22:39.000 All right, I'll open the window.
00:22:41.000 All right, see you losers.
00:22:45.000 They're riding bikes, they're definitely.
00:22:49.000 So it's been unleashed on the world.
00:22:52.000 Unleashed! Tristan, you've literally not stopped boozing.
00:23:20.000 I went to my room, so I couldn't record it for all day confidential, but Tristan went out after a 17-hour drive.