Tate Speech - September 02, 2024


Romania with Love | Tate Confidential Ep 254


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

151.77542

Word Count

1,667

Sentence Count

231

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

Tristan and Andrew are on a mission to steal the daddy coin, but the only way they know how to do it is to break the fourth wall and talk about it behind the scenes. Zack and Andrew have no idea what they re doing, but it s going to be a good one. They re going to hijack the Daddy Coin and run away from the whoopies, but can they run fast enough to beat them to it? Will they be able to make it to the finish line before the Whoopies chase them or will they have to rely on an air ambulance to get to the rest of the way to get there? The answer to all of these questions and more will be revealed in this episode of Behind The Scenes with Zack Morris and Andrew. Enjoy this episode and don t forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you never miss an episode. XOXO, Zack & Andrew Xoxo, Andrew and Zack xoxo and Music: "The Devil Next Door" by Zapsplat by Jeff Perla (feat. Mr. & Mrs. Pizzi) . by Mr. and Mrs. B. (Mr. Perla) Music by Zakiya (Mrs. & Mr. B.) is a production of Gimlet Media in Los Angeles, CA. . . . and is a tribute to the late great, great singer-songwriter and actor, Jimmy Seibert ( ) , who died in a few years ago. and was a few months before he passed away at the age of 28. of the late, but he was a great singer and died at a young age. He was a wonderful human being. , and he was so sweet and so beautiful, he was an amazing human being, he's a wonderful soul. Thank you so much for being a great human being and a beautiful soul, and I'm so lucky to have him in my life, I really hope you enjoy this beautiful soul. Thank you for being here, Jimmy, Jimmy and I appreciate you, Jimmy is a great person, thank you, so much, I love you, I'm grateful you, and you're a good friend, you're an amazing man, I'll see you soon, I will see you, my love, I know you, you'll be back, and we'll talk more of you soon.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So, two shots.
00:00:20.000 One of me and Andrew running and jumping on.
00:00:22.000 Then you move out there and we'll shot us peeling off.
00:00:24.000 Yeah? Yep. First is you don't have a cigar.
00:00:29.000 No? No. I mean, back in the room.
00:00:32.000 First is going to be you two.
00:00:34.000 I think a run. Probably won't work going down.
00:00:38.000 But it's like a brisk pace coming down with the briefcase.
00:00:42.000 And then I'm not going to see the four-wheeler yet.
00:00:43.000 I'm just going to say, come towards me. Come towards me.
00:00:45.000 So you're going to like run towards me.
00:00:46.000 That'll be scene one. And then scene two, I'll see the four-wheeler.
00:00:49.000 Hop on. All right. Scene two, hop on.
00:00:51.000 Scene three, fill up. Isn't it cooler in one shot of us?
00:00:54.000 Almost like an action film.
00:00:55.000 You following us and I was running boom getting on it.
00:00:57.000 Oh yeah, it's much cooler. Let's do that.
00:01:00.000 Turn in the city, city. Turn in the city, city. Turn in the city and it makes me turn.
00:01:07.000 In the city, city, city. Turn in the city. Turn in the city and it makes me turn.
00:01:16.000 Turn in the city.
00:01:19.000 That's inside the city.
00:01:32.000 We'll put it in gear and start. You go first, yeah?
00:01:37.000 Got me smooth.
00:01:40.000 I'll give you a knob before we pull off.
00:01:45.000 Doesn't it make super fast?
00:01:46.000 Pretty slow and that's ok.
00:01:48.000 Ready?
00:01:50.000 Ok.
00:01:52.000 Make sure it's out of the way.
00:01:54.000 Go on.
00:01:56.000 Alright.
00:02:00.000 Three.
00:02:02.000 I'm going to go right down the middle.
00:02:04.000 3, 2, 1, go!
00:02:07.000 Woohoo!
00:03:12.000 So I was running from the guys.
00:03:15.000 Tristan got the daddy coin.
00:03:16.000 The women wanted the daddy coin so they were chasing us.
00:03:18.000 But I'm now going to break the fourth wall.
00:03:20.000 I'm Zack Morris. Time out!
00:03:24.000 Yeah, this is horrible. As we tried to run away, these whoopies kept crashing.
00:03:29.000 One girl crashed, broke her leg.
00:03:30.000 I gotta buy a new ATV. No big deal.
00:03:32.000 Ditch that bitch. Keep going.
00:03:33.000 Another girl crashes. Ah, my arm broke that bike.
00:03:36.000 Now all the instructors are saying we need an air ambulance.
00:03:38.000 Now it's a fucking mess.
00:03:39.000 I've broken the fourth wall. Everything's ruined.
00:03:41.000 I've heard the whole script's fucked because women can't fucking drive.
00:03:44.000 I told you. I fucking told you.
00:03:47.000 Girls can't drive. Women can't drive.
00:03:49.000 Girls can't drive. How are women allowed to drive?
00:03:52.000 Women can't even park cars, G. Women can't drive.
00:03:54.000 Everyone goes, it's only ATVs.
00:03:55.000 It's going to be fine. Look at the fucking mess.
00:03:57.000 Look at the chaos. They can't fucking drive.
00:03:59.000 So now me and Tristan are going to finish the film getting away from the whoopies by ourselves.
00:04:03.000 They were supposed to chase us to the bitter end, but they couldn't stay on the fucking bike!
00:04:07.000 The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
00:04:14.000 released on bail.
00:04:14.000 The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
00:04:21.000 released on bail. He was released on bail.
00:04:21.000 The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
00:04:26.000 released on bail.
00:04:26.000 The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
00:04:31.000 released on bail.
00:04:31.000 The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
00:04:36.000 released on bail.
00:04:36.000 The following day, the police were on the scene. The suspect was arrested and charged with murder. He was
00:04:42.000 released on bail.
00:04:42.000 So, we were supposed to hijack the daddy coin, run away, the girls want to get on bikes, chase us, get up here
00:04:50.000 because they want the daddy coin.
00:04:51.000 And then once they get up here, see, we've set up a nice dinner for them in the mountains.
00:04:56.000 Ha ha ha, we win, look, we famous them all.
00:04:58.000 But of course, women can't drive, which we all knew, but they proved it.
00:05:03.000 You know, there was once a time it was controversial, I used to say women can't drive.
00:05:06.000 So now, the only way we can continue with our movie is for me to completely break the fourth wall and explain what's happening behind the scenes.
00:05:12.000 I'm Zack Morris, and that Kelly slut's getting dick.
00:05:16.000 Kelly was hot, but it turns out Jessie was the really whorey one, because when Saved by the Bell Ends, she did Showgirls and got her tits out.
00:05:21.000 Our young audience won't know what any of that means.
00:05:23.000 Jessie's a slut from Showgirls, but it's a good movie, you should watch it.
00:05:28.000 And then Kelly took anal from Zack Morris.
00:05:32.000 Can you change the subject? The point is this.
00:05:35.000 We had all this planned out.
00:05:37.000 And you know what? Perhaps maybe I let the Matrix get to me.
00:05:40.000 I said to Tristan maybe 15 times, but women can't drive ATVs.
00:05:44.000 And Tristan's like, yeah, they can't drive ATVs.
00:05:45.000 But everyone's like, no, it's okay.
00:05:47.000 And I was like, but Tristan, women can't drive ATVs.
00:05:50.000 And they're like, no, it's okay. And the girl's like, I've driven them before.
00:05:52.000 I can drive an ATV. And I'm like, but Tristan, women can't drive ATVs.
00:05:57.000 And everyone's saying, it's going to be fine.
00:05:59.000 It's going to be fine. I was like, maybe.
00:06:01.000 Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.
00:06:03.000 Maybe I'm stupid. Maybe I'm crazy.
00:06:04.000 Maybe I'm one of those old men.
00:06:05.000 I'm becoming one of those old grandpas that thinks everything's weird.
00:06:07.000 I'm like, women can't drive, but everyone seems to think that women can drive, and the world's moved on.
00:06:12.000 Maybe I'm the problem. So I was like, okay.
00:06:15.000 Here's your ATVs. Here's your ATVs, girls.
00:06:18.000 Five minutes and two crashes and two ambulance calls later, I was proved completely fucking right!
00:06:24.000 Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
00:06:25.000 Why is it controversial I said this shit?
00:06:27.000 Women can't fucking drive!
00:06:29.000 Now I had to sit up here and be Zach Morris and eat this food by myself.
00:06:32.000 We were supposed to be up here famoosing a bunch of bitches.
00:06:34.000 Took us two hours to get up here, we're all dirty.
00:06:36.000 The women would have never made it alive.
00:06:38.000 We spent two more hours getting back home.
00:06:40.000 And then we got famoosing the bitches in the hotel.
00:06:42.000 Much nicer without them. Much nicer without them.
00:06:46.000 Maybe this was the plan all along.
00:06:52.000 Hi baby parents. Welcome to our podcast.
00:06:56.000 It's not about us. It's called The Baby's Smokes.
00:06:59.000 I don't smoke. Where he smokes all the time and gives reviews on his favorite types of tobacco and cigarettes.
00:07:05.000 People are going to wonder why you look so clean and dapper and I look like a bomb.
00:07:09.000 That's the way it always is.
00:07:11.000 This is not abnormal.
00:07:13.000 This is the way it always is.
00:07:14.000 Bailey always looks like trash.
00:07:16.000 This is cigarette addiction.
00:07:17.000 Leads him down the wrong places.
00:07:20.000 He ends up sleeping on the streets. It's okay, Bailey.
00:07:22.000 I've got your back. And now your parents are out.
00:07:26.000 We're never going to use this. Sorry, Mom and Dad.
00:07:30.000 That's an axe kit.
00:07:36.000 That is an axe kit. That was a fantastic axe kit.
00:07:41.000 Nice. That's a fantastic kick.
00:07:43.000 One more time, one more time.
00:07:46.000 That's a fantastic kick.
00:07:47.000 I'm super impressed.
00:07:49.000 Do left leg. I want to see something. Hold your other hand, Bailey.
00:07:52.000 No, I want to see what...
00:07:53.000 There's something I'm looking for.
00:07:55.000 Ah, you switched stances.
00:07:57.000 Why? No, see?
00:08:01.000 You jump first. I super hate that because it telegraphs your left kick.
00:08:04.000 It's super obvious. It's very hard to throw the kick from your standing stance, but the moment you switch stances, I think that was one of the biggest...
00:08:15.000 Of everyone I fought, when I saw them do that, I was like, okay, good.
00:08:19.000 Like relief washed over me when I saw them skip before their kick.
00:08:22.000 I was like, okay.
00:08:23.000 Tristan, do it again.
00:08:24.000 Yeah.
00:08:25.000 No, because Tristan's kicks are epic.
00:08:26.000 You're doing it.
00:08:27.000 So that's the tricky thing.
00:08:28.000 So left leg, so right leg's very easy.
00:08:33.000 You just throw it up like this.
00:08:35.000 But left leg, if you skip first, you give it away.
00:08:37.000 So you have to throw it from here immediately up.
00:08:40.000 Well, I wasn't fighting him.
00:08:42.000 Yeah. I just did it. Yeah, I know, but that's a poor technique.
00:08:45.000 The moment you do that, they know what you're going to do.
00:08:47.000 Yeah. Jumping and skip.
00:08:48.000 That's what I was looking for. I thought I said do your left kick.
00:08:50.000 Are you giving some advice to throw a man in the car, like not to be so gay?
00:08:55.000 Well, I live in a country called Romania where we have real culture and you dress like this.
00:08:59.000 Like a fucking tough guy.
00:09:00.000 What's Canadian culture?
00:09:01.000 Where do you eat some cucumbers and shit?
00:09:03.000 You need to take your- Wait, this morning, who said that he looked like Spongebob?
00:09:07.000 Me.
00:09:08.000 Yeah, that was me.
00:09:09.000 No!
00:09:10.000 I'm so good.
00:09:11.000 I've never gotten Spongebob before.
00:09:13.000 I've gotten the other thing.
00:09:14.000 I think it's Mario Harry.
00:09:15.000 What do you think of him, Mommy?
00:09:16.000 Harry Potter, all the time.
00:09:17.000 Very beautiful, thank you.
00:09:22.000 No!
00:09:23.000 Thank you very much.
00:09:27.000 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
00:09:29.000 See you. Thank you very much.
00:09:33.000 Thank you very much.
00:09:35.000 Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
00:09:38.000 I don't think I just saw someone with a leg in the water.
00:09:41.000 Were you and the horseman here?
00:09:51.000 Or were you both?
00:09:53.000 Thank you.
00:09:55.000 She's had to ask, yes.
00:10:05.000 Alright, so you need to be on first, and then you give them coins, and they give their kids.
00:10:10.000 Yep.
00:10:11.000 Thank you.
00:10:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:10:13.000 Thank you.
00:10:15.000 Thank you.
00:10:16.000 Here's the...
00:10:17.000 Bye!
00:10:19.000 Thank you.
00:10:21.000 It's not so professional to see this.
00:10:23.000 Okay, so I give them a coin.
00:10:25.000 They kiss me on the cheek and I'll let them on my carriage, right?
00:10:27.000 Yep. Let's do one at a time.
00:10:29.000 Ready, set, go. We're good to go.