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ROMANIAS MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF WINE | Tate Confidential Ep. 95


Summary

Tristan, Andrew, and Luke are in a rebellion and the police are back! Luke breaks his Ferrari again, so he needs a truck to go pick it up. Tristan and Andrew join in on the fun, but the problem is, they don't have their own truck to drive it to the airport, so they have to take a dumpster to get another truck to take it to a parking lot, but it's not as easy as they thought. Also, Luke accidentally turns water into wine, so what do they do with the water? They drink it, and it becomes hot, so Luke makes hot wine, and they turn it into hot water, and then they drink it again, and the next thing they know, they're drinking hot wine and it's hot, hot hot hot wine. It's a hot day in the life of Luke, and he doesn't even know it. Listen to this episode to find out what happened to Luke's water and why it became so hot, and why he wants to drink it so bad, and how he ended up with hot water in his glass. Enjoy this episode, and don't forget to leave us a rating and review this episode on Apple Podcasts! Thank you so much for listening, and if you like it, please tell a friend about it! XOXO, and we'll send you guys a review! Love ya'll! xoxo, Luke, Andrew and Tristan. xoxoxo Music by: Tristan, Andrew & Andrew (Music by: Andrew & Luke (The Witch Wizard ( ) ( ) and Luke ( ) Music by Tristan & Andrew (The Wanger (The Wanderer) - The Wanger's Song by: Luke ( ) ( & Luke's Song ( , ) and the Witch wizard ( & the Witch Wizard( ) . ( ) and the Wizard ( . , and The Witch Wizard's Name ( ) by: The Witch wizard( . ) ( and The Wizard ( ) & The Wooten ( ), and The Wizard ( . & The Witch's Name by The Witch Witch ( ) , ) and The Maggot ( ). etc. ( ) is a song written by: ) & the Wanger & The Queen ( ) in this episode ( ) .


Transcript

00:00:02.000 So why are you in my car?
00:00:04.000 Because I broke it again.
00:00:06.000 Luke broke his Ferrari again.
00:00:09.000 Good song every day!
00:00:11.000 Good song every day!
00:00:22.000 Take one for the team, man.
00:00:28.000 Good song every day!
00:00:30.000 Good song every day!
00:00:36.000 See you on the block!
00:00:43.000 Now we're talking!
00:00:49.000 They're back. So Tristan, Andrew, we're in the rebellion.
00:00:52.000 We're in a rebellion and it's kicked off and the police came into the restaurant because everyone was having too much fun.
00:00:58.000 Way too much fun! And then we started rebelling and now the police are back.
00:01:02.000 They're back! It comes round two!
00:01:06.000 And we just got off again.
00:01:09.000 So we'll see who wins.
00:01:14.000 So, there's three of us driving.
00:01:19.000 Wait, weren't you in your Ferrari?
00:01:21.000 I was in my Ferrari. So why are you in my car?
00:01:24.000 Because I broke it again.
00:01:27.000 Luke broke his Ferrari again.
00:01:29.000 Again. So I've had to organize a truck to go pick up your Ferrari, and now we're continuing to yash.
00:01:35.000 Yes. And I'm considering if I put one of my many other supercars on a truck to give to you.
00:01:41.000 Maybe. I would appreciate it.
00:01:44.000 Driving's super fun.
00:01:46.000 Do I give you one of my other supercars?
00:01:50.000 I mean, I do have a bunch of them.
00:01:51.000 You do have a bunch of them. That is true.
00:01:55.000 Dice for supercar boys.
00:01:56.000 Dice for supercars.
00:01:57.000 If you win, I'll put another one on the truck and bring it to you.
00:02:00.000 You lose, No car.
00:02:02.000 Shit. Buy some supercars.
00:02:04.000 Supercar dice. No one realizes why...
00:02:06.000 I completely understand why you have so many supercars.
00:02:08.000 Yeah, because they break and shit. They do.
00:02:10.000 You need loads. Yeah, you need loads.
00:02:11.000 You can't have one supercar.
00:02:13.000 A peasant. Anyone watching this with one supercar, you do not drive enough or as good as you should.
00:02:18.000 Exactly. That's the only reason you're okay.
00:02:20.000 That's right. With your one...
00:02:21.000 Oh, I have one supercar. That's enough.
00:02:23.000 Yeah, yeah, right. If you drove it all the time and you drove it hard, you'd be born.
00:02:28.000 You need more. You need all of them.
00:02:30.000 Exactly
00:02:32.000 I
00:03:11.000 Fuck yeah! It does look good.
00:03:15.000 Does it? It is. It does.
00:03:16.000 How many supercars are outside the hotel right now?
00:03:18.000 At the Grand Hotel in Tibishwara, how many supercars are outside?
00:03:22.000 Two. Why are there two?
00:03:23.000 But three left the house. Yeah, I swear.
00:03:26.000 I was driving by Ferrari.
00:03:27.000 And I sold the McLaren and I was with another Ferrari.
00:03:30.000 There's two Ferraris. I never think I have to fight two Ferraris in my McLaren.
00:03:33.000 What happened? I don't know.
00:03:34.000 I'm confused. I think the driver is a fucking geek and broke it somehow.
00:03:39.000 I don't want to talk to you guys. Why doesn't there war in your fridge?
00:03:41.000 Why did you break the Ferrari? War?
00:03:44.000 Who needs water? I drank all of Tristan's water.
00:03:48.000 I'm Jesus. Luke drank all of water and that's not Ferrari.
00:03:50.000 I'm Jesus. So what did Jesus do?
00:03:52.000 What did you do, Luke? What did Jesus do?
00:03:54.000 He drank water in the wine? Why are you guys...
00:03:58.000 That can't be good.
00:04:00.000 Now we're talking. Crack me if I can't be here.
00:04:02.000 Luke, drinking is classy.
00:04:06.000 I'm going to be a classy guy.
00:04:08.000 Look what Luke's drinking.
00:04:10.000 Water. Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
00:04:14.000 Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
00:04:17.000 Is this vodka? Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
00:04:20.000 He's here in water. Come on Forget delicious vodka's ass Cool white wine, ain't that fine.
00:04:32.000 Cool white wine, ain't that fine.
00:04:35.000 Finlandia. Nice can of beer?
00:04:38.000 Wish you weren't here.
00:04:40.000 If we ain't hitting our targets, we're hitting the ball.
00:04:44.000 Open the big screen, Luke.
00:04:50.000 What are we doing? It's hot wine.
00:04:53.000 Why did you want wine? You guys are a weak mom.
00:04:57.000 Why did you stop throwing wine later?
00:05:00.000 No, that's not actually what happened. Let me tell you what happened.
00:05:01.000 This was water until I walked past.
00:05:04.000 I saw it and then it became wine.
00:05:06.000 And then it became hot. Then it became hot because I'm hot.
00:05:11.000 That's why I stopped here. I want some water.
00:05:12.000 So I can turn water into wine like Jesus.
00:05:14.000 And I can make it hot because I'm hot.
00:05:17.000 Yeah, I know. That's what happened.
00:05:19.000 That's exactly what's happened. Oh, to the witch.
00:05:23.000 The witch did it in the wizard.
00:05:29.000 Okay. Thank you.
00:05:32.000 You're welcome. Oh, my friend.
00:05:34.000 I'm speaking English. Yes, I'm speaking English.
00:05:36.000 Only. So what's happened?
00:05:44.000 I have changed my name to Duvant Ma.
00:05:50.000 That's my name now. You've ordered wine.
00:05:51.000 Wine. Yeah. No, but I turned water into wine in the hotel.
00:05:54.000 We already have a bunch of wine. We have loads of wine.
00:05:55.000 Why is today a wine bag? This wine is like three lei.
00:05:58.000 So we can drink loads. The bottle I just bought is 1,900 lei.
00:06:03.000 How much is that? 500 euro.
00:06:06.000 How many of these wines is that?
00:06:08.000 Look. You bought a bottle of 500 euro wine.
00:06:13.000 No, no, no. You turned water into wine.
00:06:14.000 Well, I turned cash into wine.
00:06:17.000 And I've just transformed more cash into wine than you've done.
00:06:20.000 Why don't you buy 500 euro wine?
00:06:22.000 Why? We don't like wine. No one likes wine.
00:06:23.000 No. We don't like wine. I super like wine.
00:06:26.000 You don't. I do.
00:06:27.000 That's a lie. Everyone who knows me knows I love wine.
00:06:30.000 That's a lie. I'm a big wine guy.
00:06:31.000 He's lying. He is lying.
00:06:32.000 He's lying again. I am not lying.
00:06:35.000 Jesus just said you're lying. I love wine.
00:06:36.000 I saw him turn water into wine.
00:06:38.000 And he's saying you're lying. I turned water into wine for free.
00:06:40.000 And you bought 500 euro wine.
00:06:41.000 Yeah, I love wine. And wine.
00:06:43.000 It's my favorite drink. Why do we do these things?
00:06:47.000 I don't even want wine.
00:06:48.000 This wine's okay because it's warm.
00:06:51.000 Even though I'm kind of sick of it.
00:06:52.000 And the cool white wine ain't that fine.
00:06:55.000 A glass of that down, yeah.
00:06:59.000 So, Tristan, this is the wine you ordered.
00:07:00.000 Wine's actually an energy drink.
00:07:02.000 It's the original energy drink.
00:07:03.000 It's not. It is.
00:07:05.000 All wine tastes the same.
00:07:07.000 Why would you buy the most expensive wine?
00:07:08.000 Yeah. I like wine.
00:07:10.000 You don't. This is wine.
00:07:11.000 You're lying again. I don't care.
00:07:15.000 I'll drink two bottles. I don't care.
00:07:18.000 This can't be a thing. Everyone knows wine is the original energy drink.
00:07:24.000 That's not true. No one's ever said that ever.
00:07:27.000 I've heard nothing but that.
00:07:30.000 You're a liar. For years.
00:07:31.000 You continue to lie. Tristan, come on.
00:07:38.000 You must want to smell it. No.
00:07:40.000 He'll try. He's French. I'm fine.
00:07:43.000 Thank you. Okay. You want to...
00:07:45.000 Yeah, pour it. Yeah, no, no.
00:07:46.000 Yeah, taste citrus. Just pour. Okay.
00:07:48.000 Just fill it out.
00:07:50.000 Yeah. Yes. Nice. Perfect.
00:07:52.000 We're sure it's good. Which one?
00:07:53.000 Her or her? Nice.
00:07:55.000 Just try to get me. Nice.
00:07:58.000 Nice. Yeah. Big wine man who loves, loves wine.
00:08:02.000 Oh, no, no. I'm about to really get it.
00:08:06.000 How are you going to super get me?
00:08:07.000 Is he going to down it?
00:08:10.000 He's going to mix it with the other wine?
00:08:12.000 I knew it. I knew it.
00:08:13.000 With the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant.
00:08:15.000 He's an idiot. He's going to take both of them in the same cup.
00:08:18.000 Really? And drink them together. That's what he's going to do.
00:08:21.000 No thanks. I don't like wine.
00:08:23.000 No, no. Please.
00:08:25.000 I don't like wine. It's fine.
00:08:26.000 Thank you. So we knew it.
00:08:28.000 He was lying. So he just wasted our money.
00:08:30.000 He just wasted it. Go on, give me some money.
00:08:32.000 That would have got you though, if I ordered it and then said, I don't like wine.
00:08:36.000 Whatever. Murok.
00:08:38.000 Murok.
00:08:48.000 Tastes like wine. I mean, what can I say?
00:08:49.000 Tastes like wine. So it's wine.
00:08:56.000 Yeah, so it's wine.
00:08:58.000 It tastes like wine.
00:08:59.000 Crazy. Crazy.
00:09:01.000 Nice. Thanks, Tristan.
00:09:06.000 I didn't know. You're welcome. I will happily spend 500 euros for wine for you.
00:09:09.000 Any day you would. Thank you.
00:09:11.000 You're my friend. So...
00:09:17.000 Tristan, why do you do these things?
00:09:21.000 Do what things? You order the most expensive wine they have, and then you don't drink any.
00:09:27.000 We all don't drink any.
00:09:28.000 You didn't drink any. I know.
00:09:30.000 I don't like wine.
00:09:31.000 You're the wine mold. Yeah, but you didn't drink your wine.
00:09:33.000 I know. You didn't drink the wine, Luke.
00:09:34.000 It was expensive. You didn't drink the wine, Luke.
00:09:36.000 I want wine. No one wants wine.
00:09:40.000 I don't really know one. You're saying we bought the most expensive wine in the restaurant when I'm drinking?
00:09:43.000 Yes. Let's do this guy.
00:09:47.000 This is a way of losing it.
00:09:49.000 Who's going to drink the wine?
00:09:51.000 I don't want wine. We interrupt this program for a special news bullet.
00:10:01.000 I get messages all the time, and the most common message I get from people is, hey, Tate, you know, once I've paid my mortgage off, I think I'll be in a position where I feel more financially free.
00:10:11.000 I feel like, you know what I need?
00:10:13.000 I need a weapon that, through the screen, I can...
00:10:16.000 The fuck is wrong with you?
00:10:18.000 You got a mortgage because you were told by old people that what you do is you work really hard and you save your money and you put your money in a savings account and then you go to the bank and you beg to borrow loads of money and then you get a mortgage.
00:10:29.000 Now you got 30 years of slavery and not only is it slavery, but you are now tied to a geographical location.
00:10:35.000 I could say to you, look, I will pay you 100 grand a month to go work for me in Japan and you can't.
00:10:40.000 Oh, I've just sold my house. I need to find someone to rent my house.
00:10:42.000 Oh, the tenants didn't pay the rent.
00:10:44.000 You're destroying your adaptability by getting a mortgage.
00:10:47.000 But people do it because it's the only way they can think to create wealth.
00:10:51.000 All of the old methods for creating wealth no longer work.
00:10:56.000 If you look at the cost of a house based on the average wage plus the appreciation back then compared to now, it is no longer a sound investment.
00:11:04.000 It doesn't make sense. And when I say this to people, they say, yeah, well then what am I supposed to do?
00:11:07.000 I'll tell you what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to find new methods of wealth creation.
00:11:11.000 Listen, I'm from nothing.
00:11:13.000 I came up with nothing. Single parent household, no money, government housing completely.
00:11:18.000 Now I'm worth millions and millions of dollars.
00:11:21.000 I never had a fucking mortgage.
00:11:22.000 I never had a credit card.
00:11:24.000 Never asked a bank for shit.
00:11:25.000 I just made a whole ton of money with new wealth creation methods.
00:11:29.000 I will teach you how to do this in DeFi.
00:11:31.000 DeFi, decentralized finance.
00:11:33.000 Not centralized like the mortgage bullshit.
00:11:35.000 Decentralized finance. And it's brand new.
00:11:37.000 This is a brand new way anybody can make money, even if you only have 50 bucks.
00:11:41.000 I guarantee you will make money with this system.
00:11:43.000 All you have to do is read it, pay attention, and you can get a fraction of my fantastic life.
00:11:48.000 I have more social proof than anyone else on the internet.
00:11:50.000 There's no one else on the internet who's flexing money like me.
00:11:53.000 I obviously know something about making money.
00:11:55.000 So I encourage you to pay attention and learn.
00:11:58.000 What is this?
00:12:09.000 Oh.
00:12:11.000 What do you mean what? It's just a drink.
00:12:13.000 So it started with one, then two, now it's four.
00:12:16.000 What's four? The amount of drinks I've had, or you're trying to give me.
00:12:21.000 Here's another two. Two plus two is four.
00:12:24.000 You mean another two. One, two.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, that's for one. What happened to one drink?
00:12:31.000 My straws are still here, from the last ones.
00:12:36.000 How many drinks is this? Two.
00:12:37.000 No. How many drinks is this on its own?
00:12:41.000 It's one. It's just one.
00:12:43.000 And that's one. No. So it's just the one.
00:12:45.000 Just the one. I just had two.
00:12:48.000 The straws are still here.
00:12:50.000 One, two, three, four.
00:12:53.000 A straw is a drink. All right, Poirot.
00:12:56.000 How's a straw a drink?
00:12:57.000 All right, Sherlock. Just the one.
00:12:59.000 Just the one, Luke. Just the one.
00:13:03.000 It's not just the one. It's four.
00:13:05.000 Just the one. Take confidential.
00:13:09.000 This must make sense. Please comment if it's just one or four because I'm very confused now.
00:13:13.000 Can someone please tell Luke in the comments that we're just having the one drink.
00:13:17.000 It's just the one. You guys can all count.
00:13:19.000 You can count. How many drinks has Luke had tonight?
00:13:22.000 That is the new comment that.
00:13:24.000 Comment. Comment, please.
00:13:26.000 Just the one. No, it's four.
00:13:27.000 Now it's four. It's probably gonna be like ten.
00:13:29.000 It's never just the one.
00:13:31.000 Just the ones not real.
00:13:33.000 This can't be about the coins again.
00:13:44.000 Solid gold coins.
00:13:46.000 I thought we were going to the cars.