Tate Speech - September 07, 2025


Same Day Car Delivery | Tate Confidential Ep 319


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

166.6809

Word Count

2,603

Sentence Count

301

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

This episode is about a group of friends who are traveling around the world in a car, but they can't seem to get enough sleep, so they decided to make up for it by drinking coffee and talking about random stuff.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I've no, I've never lost a game.
00:00:02.000 You can't keep doing this.
00:00:03.000 Bro, I was up at fucking 5 30.
00:00:04.000 I'll let you sleep for three whole hours.
00:00:06.000 I'm a mobster, so try to stand one.
00:00:07.000 I'm basically James Bond.
00:00:08.000 Real nigger ball.
00:00:10.000 Nobody knows but us how we roll, how we roll.
00:00:17.000 Nobody knows where we come.
00:00:22.000 Nobody knows where we come.
00:00:30.000 Andrew Lus Bounce.
00:00:32.000 Morning.
00:00:33.000 Morning.
00:00:35.000 How many hours did you sleep?
00:00:38.000 None.
00:00:38.000 Same.
00:00:39.000 I was up until 3 a.m. watching SSB tutorials.
00:00:42.000 And then need a piss at 4 30.
00:00:44.000 Then at 5 a.m. my air conditioning started buzzing.
00:00:47.000 Don't know why.
00:00:48.000 Been awake ever since.
00:00:49.000 Look at I have liquid sleep sleep right here.
00:00:51.000 How are you so just bright, sunshiny, yipity?
00:00:56.000 Are I always hours of sleep?
00:00:57.000 Are I always Bailey?
00:00:59.000 I'm so tired I can't even think of the right words.
00:01:00.000 I'm always Mr. Brighton Sunshine.
00:01:02.000 Chipper, that was the word I was looking for.
00:01:04.000 Exactly.
00:01:04.000 I'm Mr. Chipper.
00:01:05.000 You're the miserable one in this group.
00:01:08.000 I'm excited to drive my new car back to Bookerice.
00:01:12.000 New car?
00:01:14.000 Yeah.
00:01:15.000 Oh, Renack.
00:01:16.000 Yeah, sorry, my brain.
00:01:17.000 Why didn't you film it?
00:01:18.000 Is it because I sped off yesterday and I was driving too fast and you couldn't keep up with me?
00:01:21.000 This is the fastest car in the world.
00:01:22.000 Is that why?
00:01:23.000 Fucking loser.
00:01:24.000 Call yourself a cameraman.
00:01:29.000 Very, very fast car.
00:01:30.000 You'd spend more time in it because I had all these like controls and buttons and I didn't know how any of it worked, but I'll have to happen another day because uh I don't have the Ramak anymore.
00:01:38.000 You don't have the Rimac.
00:01:39.000 No.
00:01:40.000 I don't understand.
00:01:41.000 See, basically.
00:01:43.000 I have a 79 car supercar collection in a warehouse deep in a mountain.
00:01:49.000 And then I have four full-time drivers who work for me that can transport them anywhere around the world.
00:01:54.000 So what I do as I drive around Romania is I just make phone calls to staff far away in Switzerland and say, no, I want this one tomorrow.
00:02:03.000 At this place.
00:02:04.000 And every hotel I get to, there's another supercar waiting for me.
00:02:07.000 Most people's dream is to have a supercar.
00:02:09.000 And then the people with a supercar dream of driving it around Europe.
00:02:13.000 Not many people dream of having an AT car collection and changing cars every hotel they stay in around Europe.
00:02:19.000 I have to win.
00:02:20.000 I have to do it the best.
00:02:21.000 So there's a different car outside.
00:02:23.000 I drove the Rumac yesterday.
00:02:24.000 I got here and overnight, while you were all sleeping, and I was watching SSB tutorials, which is why I'm gonna kick the fuck out of you with Luigi, believe it or not.
00:02:33.000 The car has got swapped.
00:02:35.000 Rumax on his way back to the mountain.
00:02:37.000 And from the mountain came this one.
00:02:39.000 What'd you get?
00:02:39.000 You can't keep spotting cars overnight.
00:02:42.000 You've been doing this whole trip.
00:02:45.000 Bailey.
00:02:47.000 This isn't even real live.
00:02:49.000 This is like a video game.
00:02:52.000 If you made five million a month, wouldn't you do the same thing?
00:02:55.000 Be honest.
00:02:56.000 I don't know.
00:02:56.000 Be honest.
00:02:58.000 60 million a year to waste.
00:03:01.000 What else are you gonna do?
00:03:02.000 What are you gonna do?
00:03:03.000 Buy buy your girlfriend flowers.
00:03:06.000 Fag it.
00:03:07.000 What you get?
00:03:09.000 I'm genuinely here.
00:03:11.000 I'm gonna leave the door.
00:03:13.000 I'm gonna go in there.
00:03:30.000 What are you waiting for?
00:03:30.000 You're whoopy.
00:03:32.000 I'm waiting for the Snake.
00:03:33.000 I left you here.
00:03:35.000 I said see you at 11.
00:03:36.000 Leave you at 11.
00:03:36.000 You said, yep, leave it at 11.
00:03:37.000 Yeah, but that was before 8.30.
00:03:39.000 I've knock on my door.
00:03:40.000 Bro, I was up at fucking 5.30.
00:03:42.000 I let you sleep for three whole hours.
00:03:43.000 Let me sleep.
00:03:45.000 In fact, I'm gonna go back to sleep now.
00:03:46.000 I have never lost a game of Smash Bros.
00:03:49.000 Ever.
00:03:51.000 I've no, I've never lost a game.
00:03:53.000 Oh I actually don't play Smash Bros anymore.
00:03:55.000 It's my new safe.
00:03:57.000 That's fear I smell.
00:03:59.000 Quit breathing.
00:04:00.000 Quit SSB, I'll quit coffee.
00:04:02.000 Quit everything.
00:04:03.000 Never lost.
00:04:05.000 Why is everyone in this one room?
00:04:06.000 It's basically my room.
00:04:09.000 Please go out.
00:04:13.000 Bye bye.
00:04:14.000 That was a good idea.
00:04:36.000 I'll say then I did not change this.
00:04:39.000 Fuck do you want murder?
00:04:40.000 You dress nice.
00:04:41.000 Thank you.
00:04:43.000 I wasn't talking to you.
00:04:45.000 You're dressed exceptionally well.
00:04:47.000 Thank you very much.
00:04:50.000 You look like a super villain, like a mobster.
00:04:53.000 I'm a mobster, so turn us down.
00:04:56.000 Steal on this track.
00:04:57.000 Oh well.
00:04:58.000 You know what I did to Christie?
00:05:00.000 I locked him in the room.
00:05:02.000 Human trafficking.
00:05:02.000 I know.
00:05:04.000 Hello, please.
00:05:06.000 Like to report the kidnapping of a Romanian citizen American.
00:05:09.000 You're a very good student.
00:05:11.000 Tristan Tate.
00:05:13.000 Never mind.
00:05:15.000 Let's go.
00:05:17.000 Say our names and things we like about each other.
00:05:20.000 Same names.
00:05:21.000 Yeah.
00:05:24.000 Everyone name things you like about Marshall.
00:05:29.000 I like how no one can ever beat him.
00:05:32.000 I like his group of uh guys Yang Bram.
00:05:36.000 You just directed that to yourself.
00:05:39.000 I like his hype.
00:05:43.000 I like Alex's intelligence.
00:05:46.000 I like Smalic's bank ballots.
00:05:50.000 I don't like anybody here.
00:05:51.000 I'm not playing these games.
00:05:53.000 I seriously don't like anybody.
00:05:57.000 You know, walking through this medieval village, I've realized something in here.
00:06:02.000 I used to think people get old.
00:06:04.000 I used to think I was getting old.
00:06:06.000 I used to think the people in their 60s and 70s talk about how good things were back then that they were getting old.
00:06:14.000 People don't get old.
00:06:16.000 People are just fixed by the decade they were born.
00:06:20.000 They are a product of their time.
00:06:23.000 What's actually happening is that the world is moving forward.
00:06:28.000 And the world is changing.
00:06:31.000 But men like us stay the same.
00:06:33.000 It's like where you spend your teenage years where you formulate into a man.
00:06:38.000 That's the decade you're permanently stuck in forever longing for.
00:06:42.000 We have hundreds of thousands of dollars.
00:06:44.000 We could go out tonight and spend a million dollars.
00:06:45.000 We would never have as much fun as we used to have spending $50 in Luton in 2004.
00:06:51.000 That's because Luton in 2004 is gone, Andrew.
00:06:54.000 It's a world that no longer exists.
00:06:57.000 And that's the world we want.
00:06:58.000 That's the world we're looking for.
00:07:00.000 We're making all this money, we're buying yachts, we're flying on jets, we're traveling the world in supercars, we're exploring the most unknown parts of the planet.
00:07:08.000 We're here in a medieval village that no one else who's watching this has ever been to in Romania, looking for Luton in 2004, but it is gone.
00:07:16.000 evaporated into the ashes.
00:07:19.000 I just want to walk into a room where I'd have to actually speak to the people to get to know them.
00:07:24.000 I'd like to make a friend who I'd have to go to his house and knock on his door to hang out with.
00:07:30.000 I miss blockbuster videos on Saturday nights.
00:07:34.000 You know, you used to walk through that store thinking there was too much choice.
00:07:38.000 Decide on those two or three movies.
00:07:41.000 Now you scroll Netflix with a hundred thousand films on it.
00:07:48.000 Well isn't it crazy?
00:07:50.000 There was the one girl in school who you thought was hot.
00:07:54.000 When you think back and you analyze it, she had goofy teeth and no tits, but for some reason she was the one you thought was hot, and now there's all these thousands of supermodels all around us, on Instagram, on our phones, begging to see us, coming with us on yachts, traveling the world with us.
00:08:09.000 And just none of them are hot like that girl was.
00:08:11.000 Are we stuck in the past?
00:08:13.000 I mean, we race forward, we make sure that we're making as much money as possible in the most modern way possible.
00:08:20.000 But our hearts and our souls.
00:08:22.000 Are we still stuck in the past?
00:08:23.000 Are we still stuck in Newcastle on a Tuesday night while it's raining outside and we have 35 pounds between us?
00:08:31.000 Is that the peak?
00:08:33.000 Was that the most fun we ever had?
00:08:35.000 It's the illusion of abundance.
00:08:38.000 Because the truth of the matter is if you go to school and there's one hot girl, or you're living in a town and there's one club to go to.
00:08:45.000 You have scarcity, but you know you have scarcity, but you have to go to the place you have to go.
00:08:50.000 The illusion of abundance makes you feel like you could do anything.
00:08:55.000 The fact of the matter is you can only be in one place at once.
00:08:59.000 So you sit here with the thousands of destinations you could be at, the thousands of different women you could be in bed with.
00:09:05.000 You can only really do one of those things at a time.
00:09:08.000 So the abundance means nothing.
00:09:10.000 Whichever one you're doing.
00:09:12.000 You want to do the others.
00:09:14.000 We're here in a medieval town in Romania, such a random place on the map.
00:09:19.000 It could be in Baudrum, it could be in Dubai, we could be in Tokyo, could be in Miami, could be in New York, but we're here.
00:09:25.000 But if we were in any of those cities, we'd be thinking, wouldn't it be cool to sit on a park bench in a citadel which was built in the 12th century and has remained unchanged and just enjoy a cigar away from the people and the noise and the lights and the paparazzi, just to sit and be invisible for a while.
00:09:41.000 Wouldn't that be great?
00:09:42.000 And now we're here, and just before this conversation, you and I were talking about whether we should go to Baldwin and check on our yacht.
00:09:46.000 There is no abundance.
00:09:48.000 It's just hard binary decisions.
00:09:50.000 All of which lead to misery.
00:09:53.000 Whether you do it or you don't do it.
00:09:55.000 You'll regret what you do and you'll regret what you don't do.
00:09:58.000 And whether you choose yes or no, I can only promise you sadness.
00:10:01.000 I miss this in your time.
00:10:05.000 I miss the 90s.
00:10:09.000 How do we bring them back?
00:10:13.000 You tell me.
00:10:15.000 You know.
00:10:17.000 I wonder if the people who built this Citadel in the 12th century.
00:10:19.000 I wonder if one of them was born in 1210.
00:10:22.000 By the year 1240.
00:10:24.000 Was very upset by how quickly the world had accelerated technologically.
00:10:28.000 Because I'm upset.
00:10:29.000 I'll be honest with you.
00:10:30.000 Five years ago, no one knew what AI was.
00:10:31.000 Now everybody on the planet has AI on their phone.
00:10:34.000 Nobody uses anything else but AI for school tests, medical exams, lawyers going out of business, doctors going out of business.
00:10:40.000 Everyone just uses AI all the time.
00:10:41.000 It's become completely normal overnight.
00:10:44.000 Nobody even thinks it's strange.
00:10:45.000 We all know it's coming to make slaves of us all, conquer society.
00:10:48.000 We laugh about it and we make memes about how we're all gonna belong to the robots and get puffed up.
00:10:52.000 And that's it, it's funny.
00:10:53.000 Ha ha ha, and it's all on our phones.
00:10:54.000 Three years is all it took and it's done.
00:10:56.000 I used to be the strongest man in the village.
00:10:58.000 I could carry the stuff no one else could carry.
00:11:00.000 I used to matter.
00:11:01.000 I'd carry that, but now look, everyone's got a wheelbarrow.
00:11:03.000 I used to be the smartest man, Tristan.
00:11:05.000 I was the smartest man online.
00:11:06.000 Now everyone has chat GPT in their phones.
00:11:07.000 Now what's the customer?
00:11:08.000 Well, and now that free speech is back, at least on X, everyone's saying the things that you used to say and getting banned for.
00:11:15.000 You paved the way.
00:11:16.000 So did the strong man, he paved the way.
00:11:19.000 Him marching, carrying those heavy things is what paved the ground.
00:11:23.000 He made the dirt paths that was smooth enough for those wheelbarrows to run off.
00:11:28.000 And now he looks around him and he sees all these ungrateful swine walking around with wheelbarrows carrying their own trinkets.
00:11:35.000 You know what?
00:11:36.000 We have to consciously blink and change our brains.
00:11:40.000 And start trying to think of every single day as the best day of our life.
00:11:43.000 Because you know what?
00:11:43.000 Hey.
00:11:44.000 One day we're gonna look back on you and I sitting in the Citadel, smoking a cigar.
00:11:49.000 Neither of us had any health issues yet.
00:11:52.000 Both breathing.
00:11:53.000 That's one of the best days of my life.
00:11:57.000 Yeah, love's still pretty good.
00:11:59.000 Suck to be most other people.
00:12:01.000 They have no vegetables at all.
00:12:06.000 It's tobacco or vegetable.
00:12:10.000 You hesitate before opening your bank account.
00:12:13.000 You already know what's in your bank account.
00:12:14.000 You're not checking the balance, you're checking how bad it is.
00:12:17.000 Meanwhile, 17-year-old just made 7200 building a website in 43 minutes using AI.
00:12:23.000 He didn't code, didn't study, didn't even leave his room that he hasn't cleaned for weeks.
00:12:27.000 Just a few clicks and the client paid him thousands.
00:12:29.000 This isn't the future.
00:12:30.000 It's happening now.
00:12:31.000 If you're not using AI, you will be replaced by the ones who mastered it.
00:12:35.000 They pay me seven grand.
00:12:36.000 We made 19,000 revenue.
00:12:38.000 I've made around 23,000 from the real world.
00:12:40.000 I've made about 70k.
00:12:42.000 While most people are still figuring out what AI even is, students are using it to build websites in under an hour and getting paid thousands for it.
00:12:49.000 Because AI changed the rules.
00:12:50.000 AI broke the game.
00:12:52.000 We found the cheat code first.
00:12:53.000 We are years ahead of the curve.
00:12:55.000 You either keep watching the wave or you ride it straight to the bank.
00:12:58.000 Join the real world now.
00:13:02.000 Respectable choice.
00:13:04.000 I have to admit.
00:13:06.000 Aston Martin DB12.
00:13:07.000 You know, I thought the Rumac Novera is the fastest car in the world.
00:13:10.000 It's electronic and it's electric and it's space age.
00:13:12.000 I need to get back to the original.
00:13:13.000 I need a big fat cigar.
00:13:15.000 I need two or three women sharing a seat.
00:13:18.000 I need to be racing a car that should technically beat me like a McLaren in an Aston Martin.
00:13:23.000 I'm James Bond.
00:13:24.000 I'm basically James Bond.
00:13:25.000 I can fight and I have loads of money.
00:13:26.000 And all the governments of the world are after me trying to kill me.
00:13:29.000 I'm basically James Bond.
00:13:30.000 This is a brand new Aston Martin DB12.
00:13:32.000 You know, off my 79 car collection, 28 now was 29.
00:13:36.000 Cars I've never even seen.
00:13:37.000 I've never even saw this car before today.
00:13:39.000 It's just been sitting in storage.
00:13:41.000 So uh for the next month I can get a new car here every day.
00:13:48.000 I remember being poor.
00:13:50.000 Not anymore, Bailey.
00:13:52.000 I'm escaped.
00:13:54.000 You can't keep doing this.
00:13:56.000 I need to find out what the machine gun button is.
00:13:59.000 In case you keep telling me what I can and can't do.
00:14:03.000 You know, it's most men's dream to be able to afford one of these on finance.
00:14:08.000 I bought it cash from house arrest after going to jail.
00:14:12.000 This is the first time I've ever even seen it.
00:14:14.000 And you couldn't even be bothered to get it here for like a year.
00:14:21.000 I'm a real nigger.
00:14:27.000 I can't hear it.
00:14:28.000 Light down.
00:14:29.000 And that's not a bone key.
00:14:38.000 Now give me the pussy and me a fuck it up.
00:14:42.000 Real nigger bombs.
00:14:44.000 Bombs black now.
00:14:45.000 Bomb's black.
00:14:46.000 RB.
00:14:48.000 James Bond's favorite artist is Movado.
00:14:51.000 I catch your pony's yacht.
00:14:53.000 He played Candy Crush.
00:14:54.000 I'm happy that's this.
00:15:03.000 I'm ambidextrous.
00:15:05.000 Can I feed you for ice cream, nigger?
00:15:28.000 We're gonna have so much fun, right, Tristan?
00:15:30.000 You can't beat me, you can't beat me.
00:15:32.000 Just like Smash Bros.
00:15:35.000 These aren't the nicest clothes I own.