Tate Speech - June 02, 2024


Scotland Yard | Tate Confidential Ep 234


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

139.90273

Word Count

2,397

Sentence Count

289

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

Tristan Tate is the fastest swimmer in the house, but can he swim faster than Andrew? And is he a faggot or a retard? And does he have testosterone levels that don't reflect his gender identity? Also, a woman calls the police to report a crime, but she needs a reference number so it can be taken seriously in her local police station, and it's not a good one. And a man calls in to say he's being sexually harassed at work, but the police won't do anything about it because he's a British citizen in the UK, so he calls the Scottish Police to report the crime, and they do nothing about it. And then they do something about it, but they don't actually do anything at all. And that's when we find out what happened to the guy who called the police, and how they're going to deal with it. Plus, we get to the bottom of it, and find out if it's a good or bad thing, and who's going to pay the price for it. And who's the real fagot and who s the retard, and what s going to do about it and who is going to get away with it? Plus, and we also find out that the police don't have a good excuse for not responding to the call, and why they're not going to take it seriously, and that's not good at dealing with it properly. And we also discover that the best contact number to call the police about it... and the best postcode is in the police can't be found on the internet, which is in Romania, which means they have a phone number that starts with + 4-0. And they don t have a postcode that starts in a C. . And they can't even tell you how to contact someone in Romania. and they can t even spell it properly, so you can get in touch with the correct postcode, which they can do anything you want to report it, so they're gonna have to do it right, right? And they'll have to go to the police in their local postcode in their postcode and they'll just have to call you in Romania and get a reference in Romania to get the proper reference number, right, and you're not gonna get a case taken seriously, right they know what they're doing it in a proper way, so it's gonna be a good ol' day, right?!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Do you think you could swim faster than me?
00:00:09.000 Bye.
00:00:10.000 I'm the fastest swimmer in the house.
00:00:12.000 Are you? Yeah, in the women's category.
00:00:15.000 I'm definitely a better swimmer than you.
00:00:16.000 In fact, it's actually amazing how much better I can swim than you, considering we're brothers.
00:00:20.000 No, Andrew, but in the women's category, I'm the best swimmer in the house.
00:00:24.000 Are you Lea Thomas? Is that the distinction?
00:00:25.000 No, I'm Tristan Tate.
00:00:27.000 I've changed gender so I can be the ranked number one swimmer in the house.
00:00:31.000 Women's category. And if you don't respect my pronouns, And you're in trouble.
00:00:37.000 Your pronoun is faggot.
00:00:39.000 You're a faggot retard.
00:00:41.000 There. Those are your pronouns.
00:00:42.000 Faggot and retard. My pronouns are she, her, and I am the fastest swimmer in the house.
00:00:47.000 You guys can compete for the male trophy.
00:00:49.000 I'm out of the running. But I am number one.
00:00:51.000 Ranked number one.
00:00:53.000 Fastest female swimmer in this house.
00:00:55.000 What's his problem? Her problem!
00:00:58.000 The fuck? His?
00:01:00.000 What's wrong with you, Bailey? I refuse to give in to your mental illness.
00:01:03.000 Mental illness.
00:01:05.000 Don't look mentally ill.
00:01:28.000 Your testosterone levels are more than everybody I saw, except Andrew.
00:01:33.000 But...
00:01:35.000 But I didn't look into the estrogen levels.
00:01:39.000 Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
00:01:41.000 I can have high testosterone.
00:01:42.000 That does not reflect my gender identity.
00:01:44.000 Well, I have a crazy theory that you're actually just bored and a dude and talking shit on a sunny afternoon because you're going to fucking regret that.
00:01:52.000 The sun's getting to you. You're going to fucking regret that.
00:01:54.000 The sun is actually getting to you. Get to me.
00:01:56.000 I'm going to fucking get to you. Watch this.
00:01:58.000 You're in fucking trouble now.
00:01:59.000 You're gonna prove to me you're a girl with your phone.
00:02:01.000 Oh yeah. So you have to have a streamlined beard.
00:02:04.000 Like, you have to save up all of this to be a female.
00:02:06.000 You know nothing about gender identity.
00:02:08.000 Clearly. Thank you for calling police Scotland.
00:02:12.000 Before we can direct your call, please select one of the following options.
00:02:16.000 Tristan, you can't call the police. Can I? You can't call the police.
00:02:20.000 Why are you calling the Scottish police?
00:02:21.000 You can't call the police in Scotland.
00:02:23.000 They've got the laws to put bigots like you behind bars.
00:02:28.000 Andrew. Is this real?
00:02:29.000 Is this real?
00:02:32.000 I'm going to have another police case against me in Scotland.
00:02:37.000 Like I don't have enough police cases already.
00:02:40.000 Tristan, don't actually report me to the police.
00:02:42.000 They're probably going to actually do something about it.
00:02:47.000 You are a citizen of the UK. Scotland is part of the UK. I'm reporting you.
00:02:55.000 I'd like to report a crime, and I need a crime reference number so this can be taken seriously in my local jurisdiction.
00:03:02.000 Alright, okay, wait.
00:03:04.000 What's the best contact number to get you back on?
00:03:06.000 Do you have this number?
00:03:08.000 Did it come up? Ends in ****?
00:03:11.000 No, no. It's not coming up, that number.
00:03:13.000 The number is plus four zero.
00:03:15.000 **** ****
00:03:20.000 **** Yep.
00:03:23.000 Thanks.
00:03:25.000 Over. And where did you call from?
00:03:32.000 I'm calling from Romania, but the people I'm speaking about are UK citizens.
00:03:36.000 They're all UK citizens, and I'd like to report the crime so it can be taken seriously in where I am now.
00:03:41.000 You can hear I'm British as well, of course.
00:03:44.000 Right, let me see.
00:03:46.000 Right, so I'm just going to double check that number, that is plus four zero.
00:04:00.000 Yep. Yep.
00:04:04.000 Yep. Correct.
00:04:08.000 Perfect. And what's your name?
00:04:20.000 My name is Tristan. T-R-I-S-T-A-N. And your surname?
00:04:26.000 Tate. T-A-T-E. My home address is...
00:04:42.000 And that's Bucharest, Romania.
00:04:49.000 Oh, wait, okay.
00:04:51.000 And do you have a postcode?
00:04:53.000 Uh, the postcode is...
00:04:56.000 The postcodes here work differently.
00:05:01.000 No, that's okay. Wait.
00:05:03.000 What? Well, it's a case of workplace harassment, targeted workplace harassment.
00:05:11.000 And it's a UK company I work with.
00:05:13.000 Everyone I work with is a British citizen.
00:05:15.000 And it's harassment plain and simple.
00:05:18.000 I have them on video. I have them recorded.
00:05:20.000 Literally not respecting my gender identity, my pronouns.
00:05:24.000 And I'm hoping to raise a big legal case, but I was told that I need a crime reference number for this to be taken seriously.
00:05:32.000 Oh, right. Okay. So what's the company that The company I work for is...
00:05:37.000 It's a UK registered company, I believe, as well.
00:05:45.000 It's a UK company. It just so happens that we're abroad right now.
00:05:48.000 I tried to call the local police, but they said they don't have the laws to report that kind of thing here.
00:05:54.000 They called me an idiot.
00:05:57.000 Right, okay. So do you know, do you have names?
00:06:00.000 Oh, yes. Oh, I have names.
00:06:02.000 Nigel. Bailey Bolton.
00:06:09.000 You are not a girl.
00:06:11.000 Stop calling the police.
00:06:12.000 You're not a girl. See, we're in a workplace meeting and they're shouting at me and trying to make fun of me.
00:06:17.000 You're six foot four.
00:06:19.000 You're 110 kilo.
00:06:21.000 You are not a fucking girl.
00:06:23.000 Stop pretending you're a girl.
00:06:24.000 Stop calling the Scottish police.
00:06:26.000 The Romanian police called you a dickhead instead of trying to waste their time.
00:06:29.000 Sorry about this. Sorry about this.
00:06:31.000 Yeah, Andrew Tate also.
00:06:35.000 You're not a fucking chick!
00:06:38.000 Do you see why I need to report this?
00:06:40.000 It's targeted harassment.
00:06:43.000 Right, okay, so...
00:06:45.000 Wait, do you have a message? I'm going to go and see a reporter now.
00:06:47.000 Sure, no problem. Absolutely, no problem.
00:06:50.000 Gotta bring these guys to justice.
00:06:52.000 The Hate Crime and Public Order Act came into effect on Monday 1st April,
00:06:55.000 aiming to tackle the harm caused by hatred and prejudice towards people with certain characteristics,
00:07:01.000 including religion, sexual orientation and transgender identity.
00:07:06.000 These new laws which came into force yesterday under the Scottish Hate Crime Bill allow for jail sentences of up to seven years to be imposed on those convicted of, quote, stirring up hatred against protected groups.
00:07:20.000 Let's take a look. Holyrood Minister Siobhan Brown has said that some people could be investigated by police if they misgender someone online.
00:07:28.000 Well, you'll be hearing from my lawyers now.
00:07:30.000 Now you're in trouble. Better fucking watch it.
00:07:32.000 All of you, Nigel, Bailey, they've got you by name.
00:07:36.000 As if we don't have enough criminal cases, now the Scottish police have actually, somewhere in their database, have a criminal case against me for misgendering you.
00:07:43.000 Yes. And knowing how much they hate me, considering we just assaulted the First Minister, they're going to take it seriously and try and get me- You are a UK resident.
00:07:51.000 You're a UK citizen and you hold a British passport.
00:07:53.000 If I help you spend a single dollar on legal bills or reply to a single letter because of the stupid call you just made, you're gonna regret it.
00:08:00.000 No, you're gonna regret it. You know what?
00:08:02.000 I'm gonna call the Scottish police on you.
00:08:04.000 No, I'll call the Scottish police on you.
00:08:05.000 No, I'm gonna call them on you.
00:08:07.000 I'll call the Canadian police on you.
00:08:09.000 You're misgendering me. What's my gender?
00:08:11.000 Male. Wrong! Whatever you say wrong, I am calling the police on you.
00:08:18.000 This is a police saw coming off.
00:08:20.000 Thank you for calling Police Scotland.
00:08:22.000 No we can't direct your call. Please select one of the following options.
00:08:27.000 You know what that means?
00:08:36.000 What kind of dance is that?
00:08:37.000 Maybe it's my best friend dance.
00:08:39.000 Nice! I have my own dance.
00:08:41.000 But I've stopped. Shit.
00:08:44.000 So what happened? I haven't got Apple Pay set up on my new coffee shop.
00:08:47.000 So you're poor? Yeah, I'm poor.
00:08:49.000 Give me some money. So you're a broke and you need some money.
00:08:51.000 So you admit it? I admit it.
00:08:53.000 This is broke. He's a broke loser.
00:08:56.000 And you used to be my best friend.
00:08:59.000 But it all changed.
00:09:00.000 What happened? The day you refused to dap me up and you took back your handshake thinking you were funny.
00:09:06.000 And you thought I forgot.
00:09:08.000 How are you? Good.
00:09:09.000 Where you been, Jim? Jim.
00:09:11.000 Alex. Alex the man, nice to see you.
00:09:15.000 Andrew? Too slow!
00:09:21.000 I got you. Is that funny?
00:09:24.000 That was pretty funny, you have to admit that I got you.
00:09:27.000 I don't find that funny. I find it offensive.
00:09:31.000 You find it offensive? Yeah.
00:09:33.000 Because I trusted you.
00:09:35.000 It's not that I was actually too slow, because I didn't try and move fast.
00:09:39.000 It's that I trusted you and you broke the trust.
00:09:41.000 I don't think that's funny. I don't think breaking the trust of your friends is a very funny thing to do, Bailey.
00:09:45.000 Maybe for you white people, that's normal.
00:09:47.000 But where I'm from, when you grow up together and you live together and you're fighting a war against the Matrix, you rely on each other.
00:09:53.000 But I guess we're just built a little bit differently, aren't we?
00:09:55.000 Okay, okay. No, no, no.
00:09:57.000 Let's try it again. Let's try it again.
00:09:58.000 I will never shake your hand again.
00:10:02.000 But I'll never forget. I'll never trust you or like you ever again.
00:10:06.000 Hey, Tristan called the cops on us.
00:10:08.000 So... In fact... We're kind of on team now.
00:10:11.000 I'm calling the cops on you.
00:10:12.000 On me? Thank you for calling police in Scotland.
00:10:16.000 So we can direct your call.
00:10:18.000 Please select one of the following options.
00:10:21.000 Thank you, appreciate it bro.
00:10:44.000 Thank you.
00:10:57.000 you Okay, so eight pepper soups?
00:11:01.000 Eight pepper soups to start, and then bring three pounded yam, or I don't know how big they are, but bring enough for everybody.
00:11:09.000 Yeah, I need more than that.
00:11:10.000 Give me like six pound of yam, and then a goosey soup, enough for everybody, so like five maybe.
00:11:16.000 And then two portions of fried plantain.
00:11:20.000 And what else?
00:11:23.000 You got jollof rice?
00:11:26.000 No? And give us two portions of coconut rice as well.
00:11:32.000 And that should be enough. Thank you.
00:11:35.000 Alright, my American brain can't comprehend this.
00:11:37.000 What is this? What am I eating? Bailey.
00:11:39.000 It's soup. Eat it. I know, but...
00:11:42.000 What is it?
00:11:45.000 You don't need to know.
00:11:48.000 It's cow intestines and cow stomach and cow liver, I think.
00:11:53.000 And then a bunch of herbs that you can't name.
00:11:58.000 And it's really spicy and it makes you powerful.
00:12:01.000 Trust me, it makes you powerful.
00:12:02.000 If you eat this and then fight, you fight people.
00:12:04.000 If you eat this, let's imagine you had a little, like, half-African girlfriend and you eat this.
00:12:08.000 She gets bussed up.
00:12:10.000 Next day she's limping.
00:12:12.000 Pum-pum is a mess.
00:12:15.000 Tomorrow, watch or listen.
00:12:17.000 First, you have to eat it.
00:12:20.000 So you would literally eat it before sparring and you just couldn't sleep.
00:12:23.000 Yeah, it gives you power. So this isn't a joke.
00:12:26.000 I literally have to eat the cow intestines.
00:12:28.000 So there's a method to imagine.
00:12:37.000 I was wondering, why are we here?
00:12:39.000 What are we doing?
00:12:40.000 So you have history with this.
00:12:43.000 Eat your fucking soup.
00:12:45.000 Alex, we have to eat the intestines.
00:12:48.000 That's the tough part. Alex, eat all of it.
00:12:52.000 Don't be a coward. Don't be a coward.
00:12:55.000 I see what you did there. Alex, eat some.
00:13:08.000 Where does Wiener fall off?
00:13:13.000 I have a revolutionary business idea.
00:13:15.000 What? It's never been tried before.
00:13:18.000 It's a Caribbean or African restaurant where they have everything on the menu and it doesn't take four hours to get your food.
00:13:23.000 I know it sounds like a crazy idea, because they all sell fantastic food, but none of them have everything on the menu, ever.
00:13:30.000 And none of them feed you on time, ever!
00:13:33.000 Ever! Globally!
00:13:35.000 No matter where you go from Miami to Kingston to Bucharest Romania, it takes a whole fucking day.
00:13:40.000 If they were to just have their menu and make the food quick, I swear they conquer the world.
00:13:47.000 I'm not even gonna try.
00:14:15.000 You know Tristan, we may be trapped in Romania, but it's not all bad.
00:14:30.000 Why? If you would have said to us when we were 18, we're going to trap you in a country full of beautiful women, in a mansion with your best friends, with a bunch of supercars, and unlimited money, and nightclubs and parties and mountains only a few hours away, and beach only a few hours away the other way, we would have said, that's absolutely fine.
00:14:49.000 That wouldn't be any kind of punishment at all.
00:14:52.000 So because it's summer, and because we have a Ferrari 812 competition and a McLaren 765
00:14:57.000 and an Almazer AMC 20 and two Ferrari 765s...
00:15:00.000 Don't name all the cars.
00:15:02.000 And now the RS7.
00:15:05.000 And a Maybach, all on the drive.
00:15:09.000 I say, we get up, we train quick, we hit the gym, we get in one of our really expensive
00:15:17.000 cars, and we go out and find some fun.
00:15:20.000 No.
00:15:21.000 What do you mean no?
00:15:25.000 Just don't want to.
00:15:27.000 .
00:15:29.000 But you just sit in this room, and it's sunny outside.
00:15:32.000 Yeah, I avoid the sun.
00:15:33.000 I'm the dark man. The darkness gives me strength.
00:15:37.000 That's why it's having fun.
00:15:38.000 I can't allow myself to be happy, because it ruins my furious, vengeful mind.
00:15:44.000 If I sit in the dark, life's better.
00:15:50.000 So this is you refusing to hang out with me.
00:15:52.000 Yes. Why? Why are you refusing to hang out and be my brother?
00:16:01.000 That's a fair deal. Why are you refusing to be my brother?
00:16:05.000 If you want me to go out, I'll go out.
00:16:07.000 If you stay in. So you won't talk to me?
00:16:10.000 Basically, yeah. Well, I think there's only one answer for this, old friend.
00:16:18.000 You're pushing me too far.
00:16:20.000 Thank you for calling Police Scotland.
00:16:22.000 Don't be underage at home.
00:16:24.000 Please leave your last one at the door.
00:16:26.000 Die!
00:16:28.000 Die!
00:16:30.000 How did you die?
00:16:32.000 They're coming for all of you.
00:16:35.000 Ideas are great for you.
00:16:37.000 The goal is to break me to scare you.
00:16:41.000 What that is done, there is no resistance left.
00:16:44.000 Your weapons have useless.
00:16:47.000 They don't understand that it's about you and I that we are hard to kill.
00:16:50.000 We're seen as one force because we are one idea.
00:16:52.000 Make me run a marathon on media in a fucking jail outfit.
00:16:57.000 I'd rather do that than wear a dress.
00:16:59.000 Fuck your punk wall. Give it to me.
00:17:01.000 Do it again. I don't care.
00:17:03.000 We are finally starting to beat these people.
00:17:05.000 For the first time, how could you not fight?