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SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE | Tate Confidential Ep. 43


Summary

This episode is a story about a party gone wrong and a house being burned down by the guys in the lead up to the end of the episode. Have you ever heard of the Bachelor Party Challenge? It s a game where you play a game with your friends and see who can get the most out of their night out the most. This episode is all about that and a whole lot more. We hope you enjoy this episode and that it makes you want to have a good night out with friends and family. Have a listen and tell us what you think about it in the comments section below! If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read it out on the next episode. Thank you so much for any amount you can manage, we really appreciate it. XOXO, Luke, Rory, Tate and Jack xxx - EPISODE LINKS AND SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PODCAST! This episode was produced and edited by Luke and Jack We are working on a new episode that will be out soon. Please don't forget to leave us your comments and review so we can make sure we get it out there as soon as possible. We'll be looking out for the next one. Thank you! - Luke, Tate, Rory and Jack XOXOXO - P.S. We really appreciate your support. We're working hard on this one. We appreciate all the support we can get out there. We can't wait to make it out here. - Jack xoxoxo - Luke xoxo - Rory, Jack, Jack and Tate xxx Luke, Jack Xoxo, Rachael - Andrew, Tim, , Rory, . Thanks so much, Jack x , Jake, XO, Jack, & Luke, Evan, Tim & Gorms, xxx, etc and the rest of the boys Love you all so much love you all, Thank you for all your support is so much more. Love ya'll are amazing, - Thank you, Rory :) - - EJ, EJUICY, KEVY, JUIC - MCCARTO P.A. & KSIY, EABY, P.J.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:36.000 you you What is this? What do you mean?
00:00:49.000 Does Manele replace girls?
00:01:12.000 What is this?
00:01:19.000 That's not real.
00:01:26.000 What does he mean it's not real?
00:01:31.000 Rory, we're not Romanian.
00:01:34.000 I know I'm an LA party man, I see what you mean.
00:01:39.000 The next day...
00:01:42.000 I'm going to the mall.
00:02:43.000 Who needs you?
00:02:47.000 The fuck is that?
00:02:48.000 Call that drink, Luke.
00:02:50.000 This is Romania. What the fuck is that?
00:02:51.000 We're in San Diego. We're in fucking Romania.
00:02:54.000 We don't dream like Americans in San Diego.
00:02:56.000 Fucking America!
00:02:57.000 I'm a superman!
00:02:59.000 I'm a superman!
00:03:01.000 And that's it...
00:03:16.000 Bachelor Party Challenge And that's it...
00:03:32.000 Bachelor Party Challenge And that's it...
00:03:45.000 Have we lost our minds?
00:03:53.000 Yeah. We could just burn down the house.
00:03:57.000 That would get us. That'd get all of us. We've decided to burn down the house.
00:04:25.000 Okay, so for the record, we're now burning down our house.
00:04:29.000 We are. We've lost it.
00:04:32.000 The isolation's gotten to us.
00:04:33.000 We're burning down our house. And we're burning it down.
00:04:35.000 I'm bound for that. What else is there to do?
00:04:39.000 Who needs a house? Yeah, we don't need a house.
00:04:40.000 Nice hall outside.
00:04:42.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:04:50.000 Let's go take all the money we have in cash.
00:04:56.000 Ow! I don't know.
00:04:59.000 I'm losing my mind, dude. We do have enough wood to burn down the house, I think.
00:05:08.000 Do you have any marshmallows?
00:05:11.000 I don't know. Cold beers?
00:05:13.000 Yeah. Cans?
00:05:16.000 Hands and wash the house burn down.
00:05:21.000 Ow. Have we lost our minds?
00:05:34.000 Quarantine bro.
00:05:35.000 This is what happens.
00:05:36.000 The bottle is going to pop out.
00:05:37.000 Nice, it started.
00:05:38.000 It started, yeah.
00:05:38.000 It's a little bit of a mess.
00:06:00.000 Almost collapsed in.
00:06:02.000 What are you, a firefighter?
00:06:04.000 You might be. This is a firefighter.
00:06:08.000 Is that a move? I don't think that's a move.
00:06:09.000 I don't think that's a move, T. I think it is.
00:06:12.000 T, I think that's a machete move.
00:06:13.000 I'll burn myself alive.
00:06:15.000 Yeah.
00:06:17.000 Just kidding.
00:06:19.000 Almost.
00:06:31.000 Yeah.
00:06:33.000 It's getting there.
00:06:37.000 It's nearly there.
00:06:39.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 Why is fire fun?
00:06:49.000 Super fun. Even just watching this is fun.
00:06:52.000 For some reason.
00:06:53.000 Before man had TV, fire was man's entertainment.
00:06:56.000 Yeah. Yeah. And hose.
00:06:58.000 We've got no hose. Right now.
00:07:00.000 No hose, no laser speed, nothing.
00:07:05.000 Ah! Yeah, it's burning.
00:07:10.000 Fire's hot, heard that.
00:07:14.000 Nice. Nice, this is a good fire.
00:07:22.000 At this rate, boys, we will burn the house down.
00:07:25.000 Look, it's what we deserve.
00:07:28.000 We don't deserve this much.
00:07:31.000 I need your help.
00:07:42.000 These cans, the Red Bull cans, all the bits of plastic.
00:07:45.000 New grass, new stones, everything in the garden.
00:07:47.000 That's going to happen in a couple days.
00:07:48.000 I need you to take all the rubbish and help me throw it on the fire.
00:07:52.000 Big fire day, we're burning all the rubbish.
00:07:54.000 Everything. Most of the stuff I've already put on the fire.
00:07:56.000 What do you want me to do with that bike over there?
00:07:59.000 That bike? Right.
00:08:02.000 Andrew, last summer, got obsessed with fucking bikes.
00:08:05.000 Oh, we need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park.
00:08:08.000 We need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park.
00:08:09.000 He would not shut up about having these fucking bikes.
00:08:12.000 Why? I don't know.
00:08:13.000 He just had this idea in his head that it'd be nice to ride bikes around.
00:08:16.000 I said, let's just fucking walk.
00:08:18.000 He wanted the bikes. So...
00:08:20.000 We get the bikes, and we're too lazy to put them together, so we get my personal assistant to assemble the bikes for us, because we're lazy.
00:08:26.000 She's obviously a woman, Georgiana.
00:08:28.000 So puts them together, wrong.
00:08:30.000 Just badly. They were badly put together bikes.
00:08:33.000 So we put both bikes in the back of the fucking BMW X6. We drive down to the park.
00:08:38.000 When I didn't want to, I wanted to go drink a cocktail, see some hose, smoke a cigar.
00:08:43.000 We start riding these bikes around and halfway around the park, about four miles into the journey, the bikes start falling apart.
00:08:48.000 Chains falling off, handlebars falling off.
00:08:52.000 So the bikes completely fell apart.
00:08:54.000 So I left the bike in the park after stomping the shit out of it.
00:08:57.000 And then Andrew was like, oh, well, we need to get proper bikes to do it again.
00:09:00.000 Then he bought this bike, which works perfectly fine.
00:09:03.000 And I never bought another bike.
00:09:05.000 And he's never ridden that once.
00:09:09.000 So... What you're trying to tell me is...
00:09:11.000 The bike can go on the fire.
00:09:14.000 Don't burn the bike in the fire.
00:09:16.000 It's like a 300 euro bike that he bought and it works perfectly.
00:09:18.000 Yeah, but it's rubbish. It is rubbish.
00:09:21.000 So let's burn it. Let's not burn the bike.
00:09:23.000 Fuck it. Fuck it.
00:09:24.000 Before he comes out, come on. Are we doing this now?
00:09:27.000 No. Don't burn the bike.
00:09:29.000 Fuck you. Didn't you guys used to be broke?
00:09:35.000 That bike's expensive.
00:09:37.000 You can tell. It is a nice bike.
00:09:41.000 Yeah, it is quite nice.
00:09:43.000 Lovely, actually. You can even see, like, the treads on the tires have never been used.
00:09:46.000 It's a good bike!
00:09:48.000 Have we lost our minds?
00:10:01.000 I'll teach you a fucking lesson for making me...
00:10:02.000 It's Andrew's bike.
00:10:03.000 Yeah, fuck Andrew.
00:10:04.000 He never burnt a bike before.
00:10:07.000 We could have donated the bike.
00:10:13.000 Yeah, we are. We're sacrificing it to the gods.
00:10:17.000 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna donate a bike during quarantine when no one's allowed to ride bikes.
00:10:21.000 That is true. That is fair.
00:10:23.000 Yeah. He's gonna ride a bike during quarantine.
00:10:25.000 Ah, it's already started melting.
00:10:26.000 Good. That's what he gets.
00:10:29.000 Too late now. Aw, things are burning rubber.
00:10:32.000 Yeah. Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:10:39.000 Do we keep burning the bike?
00:10:40.000 Yeah. Yeah. What do you want to do?
00:10:43.000 Get it out of the fire? It's too late now.
00:10:45.000 keeping a nice distance away so blew up twice T Both tires have popped and started to melt properly now.
00:10:59.000 You know, I like to make quite good firewood.
00:11:02.000 Obviously I'm putting black smoke all over my car.
00:11:08.000 Hey. I told them it was a bad idea.
00:11:15.000 Burn all the rubbish in the garden, you said.
00:11:18.000 You did say burn all the rubbish in the garden.
00:11:20.000 Yeah. So this is the game now.
00:11:22.000 To set people's stuff on fire again.
00:11:25.000 Looks that way. Looks that way.
00:11:27.000 I've got nothing left to lose.
00:11:31.000 Don't worry about it. Look, bro.
00:11:34.000 You said anything we're not using, we can burn.
00:11:37.000 Anything we don't use...
00:11:38.000 You said burn all the rubbish in the garden.
00:11:39.000 You rode that once last year.
00:11:42.000 It's burning really well.
00:11:44.000 I thought it would just heat up a bit, but it's actually melting.
00:11:47.000 I'm impressed. No problem.
00:11:50.000 Poor bike. I'm at one second turn.
00:11:55.000 Remember this episode, ladies and gentlemen.
00:11:57.000 Why have you got your hands in the swimming pool?
00:12:12.000 you When you set my bike on fire, the tire exploded, sent flaming rubber everywhere, landed on my hands, and you can see when I try to remove the burning rubber, I lose the skin on my hands.
00:12:26.000 So not only did you burn my bike, you severely burnt my hands.
00:12:30.000 Why do you do this to people's hands, Tristan?
00:12:32.000 You fucked up his hands, and then he fucked up my hands.
00:12:34.000 Why don't you just let it burn and come sit and have a beer?
00:12:36.000 What are you gonna be Captain Fire for?
00:12:38.000 The fireman. He is.
00:12:45.000 In the house.
00:13:04.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 So you burnt your hands on the burning bike, which I burnt.
00:13:10.000 You burnt my hands. No, the bike burnt your hands.
00:13:13.000 You didn't stay within a safe distance.
00:13:16.000 You never burnt a bike before.
00:13:17.000 There shouldn't be exploding rubber.
00:13:19.000 Why? Who burns bikes?
00:13:21.000 Look, you said get rid of all the rubbish in the garden that we're not using.
00:13:24.000 I was gonna use it.
00:13:26.000 But you weren't actually using it at the time.
00:13:32.000 Well, have a beer. That'll switch your hands, probably.
00:13:36.000 Beers will fix your hands.
00:13:37.000 Nice cold one. Can't wreck the heat.
00:13:42.000 I didn't know you were opening a gay bar in our fucking house.
00:13:45.000 What do you mean? Red Bull.
00:13:47.000 Red Bull. Yeah, Red Bull.
00:13:48.000 Fucking Red Bull.
00:13:50.000 Bullshit. Beer?
00:13:53.000 No. You don't want another beer?
00:13:55.000 If I go and get beers, no one's gonna drink them.
00:13:58.000 Oh. Why would I want beer?
00:14:00.000 Because it's a nice, hot summer's day.
00:14:02.000 Everyone's quarantined in their flats, and we're enjoying the hot summer sun, and we're relaxing with our friends.
00:14:07.000 Yeah, and Red Bulls.
00:14:09.000 I'm getting you beer. Fucking almost.
00:14:11.000 I don't want a beer. You do want beer.
00:14:16.000 Why does he always do this?
00:14:19.000 Every time. I have a question for you, Luke.
00:14:25.000 Yeah? In the future, Tristan will want his wallet.
00:14:33.000 With his bank card.
00:14:35.000 Do you think at some point in the future, Tristan's gonna want his wallet?
00:14:38.000 He might. But he's not using it right now, is he?
00:14:41.000 He's not. He's not using it now.
00:14:43.000 Yeah. I'll take that.
00:14:47.000 What are you doing? No, bro.
00:14:52.000 You guys have gone mad.
00:14:54.000 Listen, I had future plans for my bike.
00:14:56.000 Soak the fire a little.
00:14:59.000 There.
00:15:04.000 Put some wood on top.
00:15:05.000 Why do you guys do this?
00:15:09.000 Bye!
00:15:10.000 He's not using it. Which means he obviously had no intention of using it at all, did he?
00:15:17.000 It's true he wasn't using it at the moment.
00:15:20.000 There we go. Go on, we'll sit by the pool.
00:15:29.000 Too much smoke on there.
00:15:31.000 For you? For you?
00:15:33.000 I didn't want this. You did!
00:15:36.000 It remains to be on a Sunday fucking afternoon.
00:15:40.000 Out with your friends! Cheers.
00:15:44.000 Fuck Luke. Alright, cheers.
00:15:46.000 Cheers then. Cheers.
00:15:52.000 See, isn't this nice?
00:15:53.000 Isn't this better? It is, isn't it?
00:15:55.000 Fire's picked up. Yeah.
00:15:57.000 Fire's nice and picked up.
00:15:59.000 Told you. Sunday afternoon, guys.
00:16:03.000 What can be better? Baby oil is flammable.
00:16:09.000 It turns out. This is fun.
00:16:18.000 This is loads of fun. This is more fun than you could possibly imagine.
00:16:20.000 You're watching at home, they know this is boring.
00:16:22.000 This is loads of fun.
00:16:24.000 What is that?
00:16:29.000 It's baby oil.
00:16:30.000 Oil has a movie.
00:16:31.000 Ah, he got you there.
00:16:33.000 I'm an oil.
00:16:34.000 Bye.
00:16:37.000 Thank you.
00:16:38.000 I'm not talking to you.
00:16:39.000 No, you can't start again.
00:16:41.000 Start again from now. Rory, you got him.
00:16:47.000 For fuck's sake, pick that up.
00:16:49.000 Nice. Throw the whole thing on the fire.
00:16:53.000 No, that'll blow up, I think.
00:16:54.000 Throw it on the fire.
00:16:56.000 What's up? That won't blow up.
00:17:00.000 It must do something. That's super unimpressive, actually.
00:17:04.000 Luke, scared of the world.
00:17:06.000 I think everything's gonna blow up.
00:17:10.000 No, it's a matter of fact.
00:17:11.000 That's it. So we're in quarantine.
00:17:19.000 Or no, we're in lockdown. We're in lockdown.
00:17:23.000 Yeah, we're in lockdown. Well, today they told me my quarantine ended, but I got a penal case with the judge for breaking yesterday, so am I still in quarantine?
00:17:32.000 Who knows? Who knows?