Tate Speech - April 02, 2024


SHAGGY THE GOAT Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 225


Episode Stats

Length

23 minutes

Words per Minute

149.54709

Word Count

3,467

Sentence Count

485

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

Tristan has a goat and he wants to keep it with him in his house but the problem is that it's not his goat. So he goes out and gets another goat. This time it's Shaggy the goat. The problem is, this goat is much bigger than the first one and he doesn't want to let go of his new pet. He wants to kill and eat it for some reason and he has a plan to do just that. Listen to this episode to find out what happens to the goat and how he plans to get revenge on the meanie Tristan who killed his goat and is now facing 7 years in jail for the murder of his pet goat. Enjoy the episode and don t forget to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Podchaser. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and tell a friend about this podcast and tell us what you think! if you like the podcast, please leave a review and tell your friends about it! and if you don't like it, tell your parents about it and tell them about it too! XOXO, EJ & Gary XJ & GABE xoxo - The Crew Music: "The Good, The Bad, the Bad, The Ugly, the Beautiful, the Good, the Ugly" by Jeff Perla - "Goodbye" - "Outro: The Good, Bad and The Ucheez" by SONG: "It's Too Effin' Goodbyes" by Jukebox Music: by D'Arnalden (featuring: "Solo" by Fergie (feat. ) and "I'm Too Sexy" by Pizzi & "I'll See You Soon" by Mr Pizzio & "You're Too Sexy For This" by Shadydave Thank You (Feat. ( ) (Solo) , "Too Sexy, I'll See Yaayeee & I'll Be Back" by Koko ( ) - "I Don't Have A Goodbye" by Gorms ( ) and "You Can't Have It's Not Good Enough (Goodbye, Thank You, I'm Not Good By Me" by Missy & I'm Too Nice By Me (?) "Thank You For This?"


Transcript

00:00:00.000 He's really starting to grow on me.
00:00:09.000 It's like walking a dock. It's quite easy.
00:00:11.000 Like, now he knows me. He just keeps up a long cycle.
00:00:13.000 Gary, come on. Shaggy.
00:00:16.000 Come on, Shaggy. See?
00:00:19.000 I think everyone should have a pet goat.
00:00:21.000 You know? Even the name goat is fucking cool, right?
00:00:24.000 Because it means greatest of all time.
00:00:25.000 So in my opinion, if you haven't got a go, go out and get one today.
00:00:29.000 Come on, chap.
00:00:31.000 Ooh, you're making me live.
00:00:34.000 Whatever this world can give to me, It's you, you're all I see.
00:00:43.000 Ooh, you're making me live now, honey.
00:00:47.000 Ooh, you're making me live.
00:00:50.000 Oh, you're the best friend that I ever had.
00:00:57.000 I've been with you such a long time.
00:01:01.000 This is where we do workouts, Cora.
00:01:05.000 Get that fucking thing out of my face.
00:01:07.000 No, no, he wants to see how we work out.
00:01:10.000 He doesn't want to see anything.
00:01:12.000 If he's going to live here, Tristan, we have to show him how we live.
00:01:15.000 Sorry to interrupt your workout.
00:01:17.000 Look, can you just...
00:01:19.000 What is this? What is this?
00:01:23.000 This is called a weight bar.
00:01:26.000 So we go up and down.
00:01:29.000 Alright? Can you stop eating the rope?
00:01:31.000 Concentrate for a minute. Get that fucking goat out of my gym, or I'll fucking kill it.
00:01:36.000 I'll kill and eat your pet for you.
00:01:38.000 I don't give a shit. Get it out of my gym.
00:01:41.000 Listen, he doesn't mean it, Shaq.
00:01:43.000 I fucking do. Come on, Shaq, he doesn't mean it.
00:01:46.000 See what I mean, baby? Live and let live.
00:01:49.000 I'd never threaten to kill Trisky's pet.
00:01:51.000 Come on, Shaq, let's go.
00:01:54.000 What the fuck is wrong with that boy?
00:01:57.000 He's 35 years of age.
00:01:59.000 What is wrong with him?
00:02:01.000 I think he's gonna grow on you.
00:02:03.000 I'm gonna kill this fucking girl Turn around in the empty city, turn around in the empty
00:02:08.000 city, turn around in the empty city, he makes me turn around in the empty city, turn around in the empty city,
00:02:16.000 turn around in the empty city, he makes me turn around.
00:02:21.000 I'm gonna kill this fucking girl.
00:02:24.000 Oh, he's dead.
00:02:26.000 Yeah, he's dead.
00:02:28.000 Tristan, what have you done?
00:02:44.000 T. Training.
00:02:46.000 T, there's a goat roasting outside.
00:02:49.000 Is that Rory's goat, T? Did you see any other goats in the house?
00:02:53.000 It's the only goat I've seen.
00:02:56.000 I told him. Goat's shit on my floor.
00:02:59.000 He put it in my fucking cars.
00:03:02.000 Slumbered over my ass in seats.
00:03:04.000 Fuck Rory. Fuck Rory's goat.
00:03:07.000 Tristan's gonna be devastated.
00:03:09.000 I don't give a shit. Can't keep a goat here.
00:03:12.000 Go to one reason and one reason only.
00:03:15.000 Today Shaggy's going to fulfill his destiny.
00:03:19.000 We're going to eat him. I'm going to eat him, yeah.
00:03:22.000 I told him I'd eat his fucking goat.
00:03:24.000 You did tell him.
00:03:25.000 You warned them.
00:03:26.000 I made good on my promises and my threats.
00:03:29.000 Hello Roy.
00:03:45.000 Hey DJ.
00:03:46.000 How are you today?
00:03:48.000 Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck, no way.
00:03:54.000 Rory. Has he cooked my fucking goat?
00:03:56.000 Rory. Has he cooked fucking Shaggy, bro?
00:04:00.000 I'm sorry, Rory. Hey, is that goat?
00:04:02.000 It's goat? This, this is a goat?
00:04:06.000 Yes. Oh my fucking goat.
00:04:09.000 Is this Tristan's idea? Fuck!
00:04:14.000 Rory, I'm sorry. Bro!
00:04:16.000 Rory! Did you know about this?
00:04:19.000 No comment. Where is he?
00:04:22.000 A few moments later...
00:04:24.000 Rory called the cops on Tristan for being a meanie.
00:04:28.000 Yeah, that's right. Because Tristan killed his goat.
00:04:30.000 Tristan is a meanie. Yeah.
00:04:32.000 If I go back to jail, could you call the cops?
00:04:34.000 Well, I mean... Told them everything you've done, mate.
00:04:39.000 You know? Cold-blooded murder.
00:04:42.000 Very selfish. We had a whole game of UNO set up for tonight.
00:04:46.000 You're boohooing because Tristan killed a goat that we can all eat.
00:04:49.000 Exactly. Well, it's just the way it goes, mate.
00:04:54.000 Seven years for killing the goat.
00:04:56.000 Nice. Now they're here.
00:04:57.000 There's a laundry going on. Shit.
00:04:59.000 Hope Greta Thunberg shows up.
00:05:00.000 Shit. Tristan, I'm sorry. Roy, it's all your fault.
00:05:03.000 Shit. Sorry. We're not mafia though!
00:05:29.000 We just basically look like them.
00:05:31.000 We look exactly like a crime man.
00:05:34.000 Yeah. And people are like, it must be.
00:05:36.000 They're big and strong and they have all these hot women, all these fast cars, all these armed guards.
00:05:41.000 Ratchet's really nice. You wish you'd been to jail.
00:05:57.000 No, I don't wish I wasn't going to jail.
00:05:58.000 I wish I was going to jail. You think I want to hang out with fucking Rory and have whiskeys?
00:06:02.000 No way. He's coming in now.
00:06:04.000 Take me to jail. We go to jail.
00:06:10.000 We can eat the pig. There we go.
00:06:13.000 Speak for yourself, I'm having to go.
00:06:15.000 Nice. That would be a useless sacrifice of a good goat.
00:06:18.000 You know, I'd be way better for my liver if Tristan goes to jail.
00:06:23.000 Yeah, because if not, it's St.
00:06:25.000 Patrick's Day, bro. And he's already talking about getting the whiskeys out, right?
00:06:29.000 I've been avoiding this. I can't believe he's fucking Irish.
00:06:33.000 His granddad's Irish.
00:06:35.000 That's enough. He's not even Irish.
00:06:40.000 Good. Right. That's how I'm gonna do it.
00:06:43.000 So then you're next to just control the thing.
00:06:46.000 I want to make this window.
00:06:49.000 But where?
00:06:51.000 I want to make this window.
00:06:53.000 So now let's see if fucking Rory can go.
00:06:55.000 No.
00:06:56.000 No do. That sucks.
00:06:57.000 No do.
00:06:58.000 Rory, don't be like that.
00:07:01.000 Come on, let's eat, bro.
00:07:05.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:07:07.000 Come and eat with us. You eat goat all the time.
00:07:09.000 You don't actually care. I buy dinner basically every single time.
00:07:16.000 So you bought dinner for once.
00:07:17.000 We're all thankful. Thank you, Rory.
00:07:19.000 Thank you, Rory. We were just beginning to get close.
00:07:23.000 Don't feel bad.
00:07:27.000 You're lucky my mum didn't curry bear you.
00:07:29.000 You're super lucky Nigel's mum was here.
00:07:31.000 Yeah. Honestly though, Rory, this is one of the best dinners you've ever bought.
00:07:37.000 I feel like he'll be part of you forever if you do.
00:07:44.000 Come on, Rory. Fine, I'll eat some of Shaggy in his honor.
00:07:47.000 Pass me a rib. I did tell you, when you showed me that goat, I said, what's G gonna do when you used to use the goat?
00:07:52.000 You said G was ripping the fuck.
00:07:53.000 Well, G's about to eat him, because whatever's left of Shaggy isn't going to G. Because G's a real pet, not some fucking stupid goat you managed to pick up from fuck knows where down the road, shitting all over my fucking house.
00:08:03.000 Come on, there's no need to be like that.
00:08:05.000 There is. Fuck your goat.
00:08:07.000 Fuck your goat.
00:08:08.000 He's slobbered over my Aston Martin seats.
00:08:10.000 Why was there a goat slobber in my Aston Martin?
00:08:13.000 Oh, I was showing him the cars. You haven't seen that.
00:08:14.000 You didn't see that yet. I was showing him the cars.
00:08:17.000 I was showing him around. I was trying to teach him tricks.
00:08:18.000 I was trying to toilet train him, but you didn't give me enough fucking time and now look at him.
00:08:21.000 This is what he's good for. He would have wanted it this way.
00:08:25.000 I don't think he would, Tristan.
00:08:26.000 I don't think he would. Just try some.
00:08:28.000 Just try some. Alright, fine.
00:08:30.000 Let me try some shaggy.
00:08:33.000 What should I have?
00:08:34.000 Is that a rib? Bro, take a bite.
00:08:37.000 Worth every penny, worry. He does taste good.
00:08:41.000 Alright Shaggy, I'm gonna eat you in your honour.
00:08:45.000 Good. Rory's sadness really complements this fine food.
00:08:52.000 You can taste his misery.
00:08:54.000 My misery tastes good, does it?
00:08:55.000 It tastes absolutely awesome. Yeah, you bunch of fuckers.
00:08:58.000 You know what? He does taste fucking good though, I'll be honest.
00:09:02.000 Why did you bring a goat into this house and think I wasn't going to eat it?
00:09:05.000 Because I just felt like we needed a new pet and I was spicing things up a bit, you know?
00:09:09.000 Take the edge off, mix things up.
00:09:11.000 What are you bringing next?
00:09:13.000 Lamb, pig, rabbit, overeating.
00:09:17.000 I actually did have a plan, but now I'm starting to think twice.
00:09:19.000 Horse? Camel.
00:09:21.000 Oh, you think I've never eaten a camel before?
00:09:23.000 You'll eat my camel? I will eat your camel.
00:09:27.000 A million percent. I'm at a lose-lose here.
00:09:31.000 There's no point in me bringing any more pets into the house, is there?
00:09:34.000 Well, I don't mind.
00:09:36.000 It says on the food bill.
00:09:38.000 But you hired one of the best chefs as well.
00:09:40.000 I've noticed that. Well, I mean, don't I hire the best chefs every day?
00:09:43.000 You think this is in tribute to your stupid fucking pet?
00:09:45.000 Because it isn't. I don't give a shit about Shaggy.
00:09:47.000 But I order the best chefs to cook my food every single day because I'm fucking rich, Rory.
00:09:52.000 Yeah, well, I just felt like he was a waste of money in the end because...
00:09:56.000 Look what's fucking happened to him.
00:09:57.000 And I was literally just starting to teach him things.
00:09:59.000 He was starting to learn. You can buy dinner for once.
00:10:01.000 It's fair. You've never bought dinner since you came here.
00:10:04.000 So finally you provided the meal.
00:10:06.000 We appreciate it, Rory. Are you thankful, guys?
00:10:09.000 Is everyone thankful? No.
00:10:12.000 Goats are demonic. Delicious and demonic.
00:10:16.000 Nice. Okay.
00:10:17.000 Yeah, good suck. Good suck.
00:10:19.000 I'm saying I would have eaten something better, so you kind of spoiled dinner tonight for us.
00:10:23.000 We've settled for this, because it's what you bought.
00:10:26.000 You did the grocery shopping.
00:10:28.000 Alright, fair enough. I can own that.
00:10:30.000 I can own that. So, I got you all a shit dinner, is that what you're saying?
00:10:33.000 Basically, yeah. I'd be eating better somewhere else if you didn't bring this stupid meat into the house.
00:10:38.000 Well, I mean, he's here now, so let's eat him and get rid of him and Jake and eat what's left.
00:10:43.000 Is that more shaggy?
00:10:44.000 He was a big goat, bro.
00:10:46.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of meat, right?
00:10:48.000 It was a huge goat.
00:10:51.000 Yeah. There's a lot of food.
00:10:54.000 It was also a huge part of my life.
00:10:55.000 You didn't account for that, did you, Tristan?
00:10:56.000 You know, I'm not even that hungry, so...
00:10:58.000 Not even that hungry.
00:11:00.000 I organize the butcher, the slaughter, the chefs, everything.
00:11:03.000 I'm honestly not even hungry.
00:11:06.000 A few moments later...
00:11:11.000 It's all for you. Bailey.
00:11:12.000 I mean, you can't not have a Guinness at St.
00:11:14.000 Patrick's today, right? St. Patrick's today.
00:11:16.000 Where's that fuck Patrista? You killed my goat.
00:11:17.000 And now I need Guinness revenge.
00:11:20.000 We are celebrating with Guinness.
00:11:24.000 Let's go have some beer, Alex.
00:11:25.000 Let's go! Let's go!
00:11:26.000 I love beer!
00:11:28.000 Thank you, Guinnesses baby. I think that's a good start.
00:11:49.000 Good warm up. Good first round.
00:11:51.000 Me and Trist will do 50 each, so, you know, I think we could start slow.
00:11:57.000 Well, Alex did tell you you need a beer.
00:12:01.000 I'm so confused.
00:12:11.000 Smooth.
00:12:12.000 Nicely done.
00:12:13.000 Alex, you need a beer.
00:12:15.000 Let's do it. The sign does say, my doctor says I need a beer.
00:12:21.000 Oh, sorry. You're getting 20?
00:12:25.000 Yeah. What's for you?
00:12:27.000 St. Patrick's sandwich. Oh, okay.
00:12:30.000 Cool. Let's do this again.
00:12:33.000 Drinking it already, T. Sorry.
00:12:37.000 Justin, are you in? Someone pass me a beer, please.
00:12:43.000 Don't leave me hanging. Happy St.
00:12:54.000 Patrick's Day, gentlemen. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
00:12:56.000 Cheers. Cheers. Oh, we're pounding it.
00:13:08.000 Are we playing this game?
00:13:09.000 I'm not playing this game.
00:13:11.000 I know this game. First night I'm here.
00:13:13.000 Every time I'm here. Don't laugh.
00:13:15.000 I know what you're laughing at. Just one.
00:13:17.000 He laughs because he gets no beef.
00:13:21.000 Nobody calls him gay.
00:13:22.000 I quit. Call me gay.
00:13:23.000 I've quit. For religious reasons, Andrew doesn't drink.
00:13:27.000 So he just finishes one. But we drink religiously.
00:13:29.000 No. You're delusional.
00:13:31.000 That's not how this works, Nigel.
00:13:33.000 You know better. That's not how this works.
00:13:36.000 You pound this beer and 30 seconds later there'll be another beer.
00:13:39.000 They're already loading the beers!
00:13:42.000 I'm not going to do next one.
00:13:43.000 Not like that. No, no, but you could do this one like that.
00:13:45.000 I'll do this one. Look at them.
00:13:46.000 Have some respect for your Irish ancestors.
00:13:48.000 According to the BBC, people who look like you were the founding fathers of Iron Man. So...
00:13:52.000 What?
00:13:54.000 That's not allowed, sir.
00:14:00.000 Here's fucking go.
00:14:13.000 Nice! Listen, as a ginger, even though you're not Irish, you should embrace your ginger heritage.
00:14:19.000 How do you know? I'm not Irish.
00:14:21.000 Bro, to be fair, you probably are.
00:14:22.000 At some point you probably love, bro.
00:14:24.000 With the red hair? I'm pretty sure if I went to 23andMe, it would just say, white trash.
00:14:31.000 Trailer Park. Trailer Park.
00:14:34.000 Are we doing this for real?
00:14:36.000 Every time. First night.
00:14:37.000 Now it's civilized. This might be the most casual thing we've done.
00:14:40.000 No, no, no. Now it's civilized.
00:14:41.000 This is a fake out, watch this.
00:14:42.000 No, it's acting up, we're acting.
00:14:44.000 Meanwhile...
00:14:45.000 I'm not neck and tennis with you guys.
00:14:51.000 Hold on, the real Irishman needs to sit down.
00:14:56.000 But look, there's good iron levels in this shit.
00:14:58.000 Load up. Yeah, that's the proof.
00:15:02.000 What are you gonna do?
00:15:04.000 Might have a sparkling water.
00:15:07.000 Maybe a coffee, if I'm feeling adventurous.
00:15:10.000 But not an Irish coffee, just a normal one.
00:15:15.000 I'm so disappointed behind this camera.
00:15:19.000 I'm not doing this shit.
00:15:21.000 What do you mean? I refuse.
00:15:23.000 No, every time I come here, the first night, I get so shithoused that I don't come out for the whole next day.
00:15:31.000 It's all LL Cool J's fault.
00:15:32.000 We'll keep it civilized. Well, if you want to be gay tomorrow and sleep, that's not my fault.
00:15:37.000 Let's ask the Irishman. Bro, look at that.
00:15:43.000 I'm done, I'm done.
00:15:48.000 Keep them coming! I'll tell you exactly what's about to happen.
00:15:52.000 I'm going to say, hey Tristan, I don't think it's a good idea that I get turbo shitfaced because I'm only here for a couple of days and came to see you and he's going to say, okay.
00:16:01.000 And at first, he's just going to call me a pussy.
00:16:03.000 But then, he's going to be like, you know what?
00:16:04.000 I thought I had a friend.
00:16:06.000 He's going to tug at my fucking heartstrings and then I'm going to threaten to go sit by Andrew.
00:16:09.000 Andrew's going to laugh the whole fucking time.
00:16:11.000 But with Andrew... I am actually not a pussy, so I'm going to drink, not because he's pulling my heart strings, but because he called me a pussy.
00:16:19.000 What's that? No, no, no. To be fair, I actually can see.
00:16:22.000 You made it very clear. You've got a podcast in the morning tomorrow, yeah?
00:16:25.000 Yeah. And business is business, and I don't come between a man and his business ever.
00:16:29.000 I still didn't realize this was a business trip.
00:16:31.000 I thought you were coming to see your friends. I told you.
00:16:36.000 Oh, so it's the business trip.
00:16:38.000 That's cool, bro. Just sleep in my house and shit and conduct your business.
00:16:41.000 Cool. I thought, you know, I thought my friend Justin was coming to see me.
00:16:44.000 Turns out Rory's business partners in town, everyone.
00:16:47.000 We can't drink! Watch out!
00:16:49.000 Rory's business partners in town!
00:16:51.000 Bailey, Bailey, let me explain something to you.
00:16:53.000 This is how this generally goes.
00:16:57.000 Yee-haw! There he is!
00:16:59.000 There he is! There's the Justin I know a lot of!
00:17:02.000 Works every time!
00:17:05.000 Works every time! It actually does.
00:17:07.000 It's complete horseshit. I should have never shown up.
00:17:09.000 Should have never came. Then Andrew just sits there and laughs the whole fucking time.
00:17:12.000 You can't argue with these motherfuckers.
00:17:14.000 They've been in court for a year. Let's go out of jail four days ago.
00:17:18.000 Justin, I got out of jail for you so you could come see me.
00:17:21.000 Right, right. That would have been next.
00:17:23.000 Oh, it's all coming.
00:17:25.000 One of my favorite things to do is get downed.
00:17:27.000 Let's say I got the first eight and it's a bad day.
00:17:29.000 I got one of Tristan's.
00:17:31.000 I love this.
00:17:33.000 I got that TT.
00:17:35.000 Magic.
00:17:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:17:39.000 That's number four.
00:17:41.000 And he put it down in your face.
00:17:45.000 And he put it down in your face.
00:17:47.000 I'd like to say I'm above this.
00:17:50.000 What are we doing bro?
00:17:57.000 Oh no!
00:17:59.000 Oh no!
00:18:02.000 This guy don't worry. Not a lot.
00:18:04.000 Not a lot. You say it's his and my mate.
00:18:07.000 What are you saying? Number three?
00:18:10.000 It'll be fair enough that you can't participate.
00:18:13.000 Yeah, number three. I'm trying to wait for you guys and have a nice civilized time.
00:18:18.000 Before we push the pace, then I'll follow and I'll drag you guys forward.
00:18:21.000 One of the strong stuff.
00:18:24.000 Cappuccino. Like having a coffee with my friends.
00:18:27.000 Might wash it down with some sparkling water.
00:18:31.000 Two years, not a drop.
00:18:33.000 Not a drop. Can't be tempted.
00:18:35.000 Don't want it. I know you miss it.
00:18:36.000 Not at all. I'm on a different spiritual plane.
00:18:39.000 Tapped into a higher reality.
00:18:41.000 I find my happiness and peace.
00:18:43.000 My whole life is chaos. When your life is boring, you want chaos.
00:18:46.000 But when your life is chaos, you want peace.
00:18:49.000 There's no more beautiful feeling than boredom.
00:18:52.000 For me to wake up and go, I'm bored and I have nothing to do.
00:18:54.000 That's amazing. I don't want to fill it with madness.
00:18:57.000 The police have already arrested me.
00:18:59.000 Bitches are crying. Kid here, kid there.
00:19:02.000 Bills to pay. Ferraris, Lamborghinis.
00:19:03.000 Nope. Coffee.
00:19:05.000 Nice boring night.
00:19:07.000 Cheers! Can't wait to watch Netflix and go to bed.
00:19:10.000 It's going to be great. Who's your mate?
00:19:14.000 Who? Your mate? It's your mate.
00:19:16.000 No, it's your mate. It's your mate.
00:19:19.000 That sounds great, Andrew.
00:19:21.000 I'll drink with Tristan. I have no idea what to talk about.
00:19:28.000 I'm telling you what's going to happen now.
00:19:29.000 You're going to finish these pints. Another round of pints are going to come.
00:19:31.000 Then they're going to say, whiskey's Irish.
00:19:33.000 And they're going to start doing Irish whiskey.
00:19:34.000 Become intolerable and annoying. I'm going to drive off at my Aston Martin.
00:19:37.000 They're going to sit here thinking they're geniuses.
00:19:38.000 It's 9.30. By 10.45 we're all going to be hammered drunk.
00:19:41.000 They're going to come home around 11 and start screaming and singing songs and knocking on my door.
00:19:45.000 I'll end up going to a hotel to sleep and leave them.
00:19:47.000 And tomorrow morning... They're not going to be half as enthusiastic as they are right now.
00:19:55.000 When Irishmen are proud and glad of the land where they were born
00:20:02.000 Oh son, I see that men read too, upon this day When I was just a lad like you, I joined the IRA
00:20:19.000 Up the rock, get up the rock, get up the rock, get up the rock
00:20:44.000 We're on the road again, to the place we all belong Try to read on the wall, the pure, you know, and soulful
00:20:53.000 signs On the hill, on the beach, on the phone
00:20:57.000 The boys of the old brigade I'm quite a little bit late, I'm half a step ahead
00:21:04.000 But I hope you take your first breath, something that you never made
00:21:07.000 Once you're in the city, you'll believe it I'm quite a little bit late, I'm half a step ahead
00:21:15.000 But I hope you take your first breath, something that you never made
00:21:20.000 Once you're in the city, you'll believe it tip at the box yeah
00:21:25.000 Thank you. You know what?
00:21:33.000 All I got. All I got.
00:21:35.000 Thank you. Thank you. Happy San Francisco Day.
00:21:40.000 Thank you.
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00:21:51.000 Traditional education is too slow.
00:21:53.000 You need to take life seriously now.
00:21:55.000 Right now, I'm currently 2K to 2.5 to 3K a week.
00:21:58.000 I mean, I'm only 19 years old.
00:22:00.000 I show my parents, like, oh, this is how much I'm making.
00:22:02.000 Like, I don't really need to go to college.
00:22:03.000 They saw the paycheck and whatever he's doing is working.
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