Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


SMOKING ON A PLANE | Tate Confidential Ep 108


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

116.608696

Word Count

1,341

Sentence Count

184

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Tristan and Luke go to KFC to get some coconut water but it's not what they thought it was. They also talk about a bunch of other stuff that's not really important but they're not sure what else to do with it so they try it anyway. This episode was brought to you by ! Logo by Theme by . Music by , and Enjoy! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read it out on the next episode. Thank you so much for your support, it means a lot to us and we appreciate it. Love ya. - The Guys Luke Tristan Josh Evan Landon Sam Jack James Aidan Matthew Andrew Isamu Connor Will Ben Cheyenne Liam Daniel Jake Alex Anna Emma Emily Natalie Olivia Caitlyn Alyssa Emilia Hope you like it? P.S. We'll be back next week with a new episode next week! Can't wait to hear from you soon! Love you guys! xoxo - P.A. - JUICY John Tim Joe Ian Mike Thankyou Paul Thanks for listening to the podcast :P x Mark X Chris Michael Matt Adam Can you make it out of this episode ? Don't forget to leave us some love you guys Brian Sarah (and we're not allowed to smoke on the plane or not smoke on this episode? - I'll talk about it on the podcast? (we'll be drinking it in the next one? ) , or not smoking on this one & we'll send us a song about that's better than this one, we'll be talking about it in this one?? I don't know what you're not supposed to smoke in the middle of the song can you send it out until it's better next week?


Transcript

00:00:04.000 I think you're not allowed to smoke on a plane.
00:00:07.000 We're not allowed to not smoke on this plane.
00:00:10.000 Good song and routine!
00:00:12.000 Good song and routine!
00:00:23.000 I think I'm gonna drink that.
00:00:29.000 Good song and routine!
00:01:16.000 The drifter asked me if I want anything.
00:01:34.000 I said a coconut water.
00:01:36.000 We'll see when he comes back with it.
00:01:37.000 What did you say? Coconut water.
00:01:39.000 Yeah, I said coconut water. Yeah, go on.
00:01:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to say, yeah, right, or something.
00:01:44.000 He's not going to give me coconut water.
00:01:45.000 He's going to give me some bullshit. He's probably going to give me booze, which he knows I can't drink.
00:01:51.000 That's probably what he's going to give me.
00:01:55.000 He's a cunt, isn't he? Nobody likes him.
00:01:58.000 So, here you go. Non-alcoholic beer.
00:02:01.000 I don't want non-alcoholic. It's non-alcoholic lemon flavored beer.
00:02:04.000 That's what you asked for, isn't it? No.
00:02:06.000 I distinctly remember you saying, Tristan, hi, can I have a non-alcoholic lemon-flavored beer, please?
00:02:10.000 I didn't. No, that's exactly what you asked for me.
00:02:14.000 It's not at all. Word for word.
00:02:16.000 I don't want this. Hi, Tristan, can I have a non-alcoholic lemon-flavored beer?
00:02:20.000 That's what you asked me for.
00:02:22.000 Is yours alcoholic? No, mine's non-alcoholic.
00:02:24.000 So you also got yourself a note.
00:02:25.000 So you got yourself as well. Well, this is what you wanted, so I followed your recommendation, and it sounds and looks delicious.
00:02:31.000 Is it? No.
00:02:33.000 I feel like it's shit. It tastes like coconut water.
00:02:36.000 Yeah, I doubt it.
00:02:37.000 I doubt the lemonati.
00:02:40.000 Luke, it tastes exactly like coconut water.
00:02:42.000 You're right. Yeah.
00:02:44.000 Mixed pig walk. This is bullshit.
00:02:48.000 I want coconut water. At least you got real water.
00:02:51.000 Real water.
00:02:56.000 Where the sky goes blue.
00:03:00.000 Oh my god!
00:03:02.000 Oh my God, if you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… La la la la la.
00:03:08.000 Oh my God, if you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… Leave me here.
00:03:15.000 Big Boss. I want a Big Boss.
00:03:31.000 I've always liked to play with fire.
00:03:49.000 Fire.
00:04:04.000 When them boys told me, listen, so you power for a king, huh?
00:04:07.000 You just play it cool and tell them I was no big deal.
00:04:10.000 You look him in the eye and say, I know I'm not a guy, but he got power on my nose and there's power on my wings.
00:04:16.000 La la la la la.
00:04:33.000 It's a space suit.
00:04:35.000 If you leave me here, I…
00:05:04.000 It's just that extra… It starts off and then just… You just can't cheat.
00:05:11.000 Out of space. They made, they made a spaceship.
00:05:16.000 They made an electric car into a spaceship.
00:05:18.000 Yeah, look at it. It looks like a spaceship.
00:05:20.000 It looks like an alien's car.
00:05:22.000 We're still trying to use, like, combustion and heat and some shit.
00:05:25.000 They're just spaceships. Time warp.
00:05:31.000 So Tristan asked me to record him, so he's gonna do something to eat there.
00:05:38.000 Coconut water. Coconut fucking water!
00:05:42.000 But you got yourself three.
00:05:45.000 Yeah, I actually...
00:05:47.000 There was only... So, there was only four on the shelf, so I bought all of them because I wanted you to get upset, because I wanted you to go in and see that they didn't exist anymore.
00:05:55.000 But you didn't come in the store, so I ruined it, so I may as well give it to you.
00:05:58.000 Nice. So they do have coconut water.
00:05:59.000 Yeah, keep talking. KFC... KFC... With your coconut water.
00:06:11.000 We used to be broken.
00:06:13.000 Now we sit around on a Sunday.
00:06:15.000 It's a Sunday night.
00:06:19.000 I'm drinking whiskey. I'll have to probably drink it on a Sunday.
00:06:21.000 Okay, so you're drinking Blue Lake. My point is you spend thousands and thousands a day on booze and smells.
00:06:25.000 Is that necessary? Is it necessary, though?
00:06:31.000 Yeah. Literally necessary.
00:06:34.000 Yeah, necessary. A necessity.
00:06:36.000 The water I drink in the air that I breathe.
00:06:41.000 Why are we here? Hold on.
00:06:44.000 Have you ever met a goat? Have you ever seen a goat?
00:06:48.000 I've seen a goat. Exactly.
00:06:51.000 Have you ever danced in the devil in the pale moonlight?
00:06:54.000 Have you ever seen a lana?
00:06:57.000 Probably not. These aren't answers to the questions.
00:07:04.000 I've heard lamas are real if you've never seen that.
00:07:06.000 Because of the internet. I've never seen a polar bear either.
00:07:09.000 Luke's never seen a polar bear.
00:07:11.000 What a loser.
00:07:12.000 What a loser. What are you wearing?
00:07:16.000 Why are you wearing a tracksuit? Because.
00:07:19.000 It's how I dress. Yeah!
00:07:22.000 You're wearing a robe! Want to be classy like your cousin?
00:07:25.000 Let me tell you something. I have $750,000 worth of cars parked outside of this hotel.
00:07:29.000 I'm allowed to wear a robe to the bar.
00:07:32.000 That might be fair. And you are drinking thong pee.
00:07:36.000 Oh no, you're a blue label.
00:07:38.000 This is thong pee. Would they?
00:07:48.000 No. Where are we going?
00:07:54.000 So I got some good and bad news for you.
00:07:57.000 Yeah, I'm ready. The good news is, yesterday I met a beautiful girl from Ukraine, so well done to me.
00:08:03.000 Can you give me a round of applause?
00:08:05.000 No. No clap, no?
00:08:07.000 No. She told me that right now there's fun in Odessa.
00:08:15.000 Odessa, Ukraine. Odessa, Ukraine.
00:08:17.000 On the beach. So after spending all that money yesterday on endless champagne in Warsaw, and now we have 20 girls blowing up our inboxes that we could sleep with all week, you want to go to Ukraine.
00:08:28.000 She said it would be fun.
00:08:29.000 That's why he told us to pack.
00:08:31.000 For this.
00:08:33.000 What are we doing?
00:08:37.000 So, where are we going?
00:08:46.000 That's one of the cops. Back to your place.
00:08:49.000 Where are we going?
00:08:55.000 It's Ukraine. Why?
00:08:58.000 What do you mean Ukraine? Ukraine?
00:09:02.000 Wait, I've never been to Ukraine before.
00:09:04.000 I've brought whiskey from the bottle on your private jet to Ukraine before.
00:09:07.000 No, I haven't done any of this.
00:09:08.000 Why haven't you done those things?
00:09:10.000 You're really pathetic. You call yourself a man.
00:09:13.000 What kind of man are you?
00:09:15.000 Where do people take private jets?
00:09:17.000 Wait, why are we going to Ukraine?
00:09:18.000 People take private jets to where? No, Ukraine is shooting loads of guns.
00:09:21.000 Duh. Is that why we're going?
00:09:24.000 Part of the reason we're going. Part of the reason we're going.
00:09:26.000 There's also a secret business deal I need to make.
00:09:31.000 Nice. But that's confidential.
00:09:34.000 Nice. Nice. It takes only.
00:09:41.000 I thought you're not allowed to smoke on a plane.
00:09:44.000 You're not allowed to not smoke on this plane.
00:09:48.000 I thought it was safety. We're in the air.
00:09:52.000 There's smoke in this cabin.
00:09:54.000 There's never been smoke in the air before.
00:09:56.000 Yeah, there's never been smoke in the air.
00:09:57.000 Never been smoke in the air. I thought it was safety.
00:10:01.000 Luke, safety. Safety's for poor people.
00:10:06.000 Drinking for my safety.
00:10:07.000 You should give the pilots a smicker too.
00:10:09.000 Why do you drink out the bottle? They have glasses.
00:10:11.000 The bottle's made of glass, Luke.
00:10:16.000 Where are we even going?
00:10:19.000 Ukraine. Why?
00:10:21.000 People always take private jets to Monaco, Cannes, Vegas.
00:10:24.000 We take private jets to Ukraine.
00:10:26.000 Smoking booze the whole way.
00:10:30.000 Are you allowed to do this in the air?
00:10:34.000 Welcome to the real world, Luke.
00:10:37.000 You're on a fucking space suit again, didn't you?
00:10:39.000 You're scared of the smoke.
00:10:41.000 With a space suit on, you're allowed to be wearing a smoke.
00:10:42.000 Yeah, not at all.
00:10:46.000 Guess what I packed.
00:10:48.000 Spokes, boots, what else do I need on this plane?
00:10:53.000 There's nothing in there. Dice.
00:10:56.000 Private Jet Dice.
00:10:58.000 Air Dice Aikido.
00:11:00.000 Air Dice Aikido.
00:11:01.000 Air Dice Aikido. How much money did you have when we hired you?
00:11:06.000 Zero dollars.
00:11:07.000 Maybe negative. Negative dollars?
00:11:10.000 Negative dollars. So we're in Ukraine.
00:11:15.000 You are. What do you mean?
00:11:17.000 Are you in Ukraine? Yeah, I'm in Ukraine.
00:11:19.000 Okay, so you're in Ukraine. Yeah, we are in Ukraine.
00:11:22.000 You are. Andrew, your cousin's in Ukraine.
00:11:25.000 Do you admit it? I admit I'm in Ukraine, yes.
00:11:29.000 But we are in Ukraine.