Tristan and Bailey are in jail, and Andrew and Tate are in a penthouse in Dubai, and they need to design it, but they don t know what to do with it, so they get a designer to come up with a plan that involves a globe, a pool, indoor war hose, and a hole in the floor. Also, Bailey accidentally eats a whole bunch of protein pancakes, and it's not even related to the pancakes, so we're not even joking when we say that it's a good thing he didn't eat them. Also, we don't know what a globe is, but we're going to make it cool, so that's cool, right? We're not talking about a globe here, we're talking about the globe itself, which is a giant glass dome with a glass dome that looks like a globe and has a glass floor and glass dome, which looks like an actual globe! It's pretty cool, and we want to make a globe too, but it needs to be smart so we need a design that matches the room layout so we can make it smart, smart, and smart enough so that it doesn't look like a real globe. We don't care about smartness, we just want it to be cool. We'll figure it out together, and then we'll make it nice and simple. If you like it, we'll talk about it later. Enjoy this episode, guys! Love ya, bye. xoxo. -TJ & Bailey -PJ.S. (Sorry about the audio in this episode. Sorry about the background music, it wasn't the best, we recorded in the background, but the sound quality in this one, it's much better than the background in the episode. We had a lot of background noise in the first half of the episode, so it's better in the second half, so please bear with us, we had to edit it a little bit more in the next episode, we re working on that. We re going to try and make it better next week, we promise we'll get better next time, we ll see you guys next week. (we promise). -J.B. (and we promise, we will get better, next time). Thank you for listening to the audio is much better in a few more episodes, we are working on the background noise and background music in the future.
00:00:00.000I want both Bailey and Tristan to know, officially on camera, completely unrelated to these protein I hate both of you. Good, you mean Bailey poisoning the protein pancakes?
00:04:35.000What I think we do is we just make a list of all the rooms we want and then we send it to them and they have to do the floor layout and then they'll do a design based on like the walls will be made of carbon fiber and leather it's gonna match Pagani and then we'll get a matching Pagani car so the interior matches to the penthouse and then we can basically never use it and just Okay, smart. Not care about it.
00:05:42.000Just for like people. Work with like big computers, not laptops.
00:05:47.000You'll spend all your time in there, though.
00:05:49.000You call me a workaholic. I'm saying that we need it to be more casual or you'll sit at your desk the entire time and never enjoy the penthouse.
00:05:56.000Make the podcast studio big enough so that one side of the room there can be Alright, cigar room, podcast slash office.
00:08:06.000Talkin' to me. Is it a good smoothie, at least?
00:08:11.000No comment. Tristan is literally the exact kind of fucking homo who would sit at Mike and just hold a smoothie with his cigar and drink it.
00:08:54.000You're a coward. You know the saddest thing I've always imagined?
00:09:02.000Imagine you're living in some war-torn country and a fighter jet bombs you.
00:09:06.000I always imagined it would be particularly sad to be attacked and murdered from the sky.
00:09:13.000Because I feel like, although drones and fighter jets and attack helicopters drop bombs from the sky, I would have loved to have a world where somehow that wasn't allowed.
00:09:38.000Here I am, inside of a nation with a language I don't understand, beholden to a justice system I don't understand, with my life hanging in the balance.
00:09:45.000Somebody is going to decide if my life is fine or if my life is completely over.
00:10:53.000I think he stands the best possible chance of escaping this Matrix attack, even though it's a level 10 Matrix attack and they're trying their very best to destroy me without evidence, and it's all a sham.
00:11:04.000Top G stands the best possible chance.