Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


STALKER VS 3 MEN IN WARSAW | Tate Confidential Ep 107


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

114.1875

Word Count

1,827

Sentence Count

273

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

Tristan and Jake are in the middle of a car rally in Poland when they get lost in the city and end up in a bar. They order a bunch of drinks and talk about random stuff, but mostly they talk about the car rally and how much they're drinking and how they're not allowed to drink it ever again. Then they get into a fight about who can and can't drink and who should and shouldn't drink it. Also, some girl is messaging them and wants to meet them but they don't know where they are and they can't find them. So they go to the bathroom to look for them. And they find them in the bathroom, but it's not where they expected them to be. They head back to the car and head to the bar and order some more drinks, but they can t drink it because they're in a strange city and they don t know what's going on in the rest of the city. Can they drink it? Will they be able to drink the whole bottle or will they be drunk the whole time they're here in this crazy city? Do they know what to do with all the drinks they're ordering? And who's going to be the designated driver? and who's drinking the most and who can they drink the most? Is it them or not? Find out in this episode of Behind the Scenes with us on Behind The Bum? Subscribe to stay tuned in next week for more Behind the Bum! and stay tuned for a new episode next Tuesday for the latest in our life and travel tips, travel tips and tips and tricks! Stay tuned to stay up to date with us all things travel, food, and more! Enjoy! . . . and stay safe, stay safe and be safe out there! Love Birds. Cheers. Jake and Luke. XOXO. -TJ & Jake. Love, Jake & Luke -JOSH & Kacie ( ) . Thank you for listening to this episode and stay strong, Jake & KEVY , & P.BJOSH Thanks, Jake and KEVIN JOSH & JACOB GABBY AND KEVAN P. BOBBY & EJ & GABE CHEER AND KAREN


Transcript

00:00:02.000 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get jammed!
00:00:07.000 Oh my God!
00:00:09.000 Good shot, man!
00:00:12.000 Good shot, man!
00:00:23.000 I think I'm gonna take that.
00:00:29.000 So what happened to the car rally?
00:00:43.000 What happened?
00:00:46.000 It started bruising.
00:00:49.000 Go around and check, Jake, go around and check.
00:00:56.000 Time just kind of got away from us.
00:01:00.000 We just like teleported and now we're in Poland.
00:01:02.000 Now we're in Warsaw and we're going to start our own car rally because I brought cars to Warsaw to meet us here because we didn't get to do it in Ibiza because we were too busy boozing.
00:01:17.000 Woah, Luke had a gin and tonic.
00:01:18.000 Luke had one gin and tonic. I did have a gin and tonic.
00:01:25.000 Welcome to Warsaw. So now we're in Warsaw.
00:01:27.000 Welcome to Warsaw. Is this our life?
00:01:30.000 Yes. Is it just different places?
00:01:33.000 I'm Polish, man. You make half a million dollars a month.
00:01:36.000 Yeah. What else is doing what we're doing?
00:01:38.000 You were Italian just a bit ago.
00:01:40.000 That was Italian, man. Yeah, you're speaking Polish.
00:01:43.000 Translate that in the comment section.
00:01:48.000 Guys, they have dumplings from 1913.
00:01:50.000 I'm ordering. Same recipe. I'm ordering.
00:01:53.000 Tapas? No, I just want the dumplings.
00:01:55.000 They sell like a selection board here.
00:01:57.000 Various different flavors.
00:01:59.000 Is that vodka?
00:02:03.000 Yeah. It's a bunch of different boxes.
00:02:06.000 Hello. Who's only?
00:02:08.000 Who's only? No, I want the dumplings.
00:02:11.000 No, I don't want them. With fruit.
00:02:15.000 They do dumplings with fruit. Andrew, our viewers on Tate Confidential always say that I make Luke drink too much.
00:02:26.000 I have a new beer. How many beers on the table?
00:02:30.000 Two. Luke isn't allowed to drink ever again.
00:02:37.000 Starting now. My old number.
00:02:39.000 Look at the jealous look on his face as I sip my beer.
00:02:42.000 I'm 0% jealous. That beer doesn't look good.
00:02:45.000 You look so jealous.
00:02:47.000 I know. Look at all the fruit and beautiful things for me to say.
00:02:52.000 You're clearly jealous.
00:02:53.000 I'm not jealous of you, man. I don't see the pleasure.
00:02:58.000 I don't see it. It's okay.
00:03:00.000 You're not allowed to drink it. Ever, ever again.
00:03:04.000 That's the new you. Luke is not allowed to drink it.
00:03:08.000 Agreed.
00:03:11.000 Fuck it.
00:03:16.000 There is nothing that does not improve the engine, and the applications are simple and
00:03:34.000 easy to use.
00:04:00.000 Luke's a hot drink, but we are.
00:04:02.000 I never was. No.
00:04:05.000 Although I will admit, all right, take all my time, I'll admit fully here.
00:04:08.000 This does look fun. It does look fun.
00:04:14.000 Who's allowed to drink? Who's allowed to drink all out?
00:04:18.000 I've been around and Luke is allowed to drink.
00:04:21.000 I need a chaser. Well, a mixer, mix it down like beer.
00:04:25.000 That's not a chaser.
00:04:26.000 It is. Beer is just water.
00:04:29.000 Beer is just water. I don't know.
00:04:31.000 Do you like water? Yeah.
00:04:35.000 Wash that booze down. It's a nice refreshing beer.
00:04:38.000 Woo! Woo!
00:04:40.000 Who can't drink? Who can't drink?
00:04:42.000 Who can't drink? So, Tristan, give him a stalker.
00:04:49.000 I'm a total stalker. It's got a message saying, are you in front of the hotel course office?
00:04:53.000 And my car is dead. She goes, yeah, wait there three minutes.
00:04:57.000 I said, three minutes? What are you talking about?
00:04:59.000 For what? For me, I want to teach you.
00:05:02.000 I'm stalking you, yeah.
00:05:04.000 Show these to the camera. No one believes this.
00:05:06.000 These are real messages.
00:05:08.000 Nice. So some girl is messaging us knowing where we are.
00:05:13.000 And he's saying, I need to meet you, I need to meet you.
00:05:16.000 Yeah. And now she's come to the bar of our hotel, and he keeps messaging me.
00:05:20.000 So we're all going downstairs in case it's a dude in his hands.
00:05:22.000 Yep. Because it might be hands.
00:05:24.000 It might be hands, I don't know. So we're going to do something.
00:05:28.000 Wait a minute. Let's just accept my request.
00:05:32.000 Let's. Not bad.
00:05:34.000 Stalk this dick. Stalk me.
00:05:37.000 You're stalking me, hub.
00:05:41.000 So...
00:05:41.000 So everyone knows it's not bullshit.
00:05:45.000 I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:05:47.000 I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:05:49.000 So I have to ask the toilet seat people.
00:05:51.000 And I need that.
00:05:53.000 I need that.
00:05:57.000 Tristan, you want to marry a doctor?
00:05:59.000 Tristan, you should.
00:06:01.000 I'm not going to say anything.
00:06:03.000 You know, it's just, yeah, perfect.
00:06:05.000 So, what else?
00:06:07.000 My brother's really interested in you.
00:06:09.000 She's curious. Yeah, yeah.
00:06:11.000 I can see. He's curious.
00:06:13.000 No, on the way down the stairs.
00:06:14.000 I didn't know who you are.
00:06:15.000 I thought you were a stalker.
00:06:17.000 On the way down the stairs. A stalker?
00:06:18.000 No, on the way down the stairs. No, I thought you were.
00:06:20.000 She was saying, I get this energy from her and I feel like it will be forever.
00:06:26.000 I didn't say that. Honey.
00:06:27.000 He did. He did.
00:06:28.000 He did.
00:06:29.000 I ended up cutting so much for him.
00:06:31.000 He's just shy.
00:06:32.000 Yeah.
00:06:33.000 My brother's naked.
00:06:34.000 He's shy.
00:06:35.000 That is not true.
00:06:36.000 He's shy.
00:06:37.000 That's not true.
00:06:38.000 Yeah, I'm just kidding.
00:06:39.000 He's shy.
00:06:41.000 I think you two should.
00:06:43.000 Should we leave you two alone?
00:06:45.000 We have to go.
00:06:48.000 You want to come with us wherever we go?
00:06:50.000 I would like to have a drink.
00:06:52.000 You're very welcome. Sure, no problem.
00:06:57.000 My brother is actually very rich.
00:06:58.000 I think you and him will go on purpose. You know what?
00:07:10.000 Someone just DM'd me.
00:07:12.000 Hey, is your life actually that good?
00:07:14.000 And I'm sitting there thinking, is my life actually that good?
00:07:16.000 I mean, I look to the outside world like I have it all, but do I really have it all?
00:07:20.000 So I decided to give him a breakdown of my last seven days of my life.
00:07:23.000 Last seven days of my life.
00:07:24.000 I'm supposed to be going on a supercar rally.
00:07:27.000 Supercar rally gets canceled.
00:07:28.000 charter plane to Ibiza Stay the seven pines is over the most luxurious hotels in the world
00:07:53.000 Oh you Oh I'm chilling in Ibiza. Every single dinner.
00:08:08.000 Two grand. Three grand.
00:08:09.000 Four grand. I spent 25,000 euros in Ibiza.
00:08:13.000 I'm chilling, right? This bitch hit me up on Instagram.
00:08:16.000 One of my exes. You know, they can't forget about me.
00:08:18.000 She's like, come to Moscow. Come to Moscow.
00:08:19.000 I'm like, bitch, Putin won't let me in Moscow.
00:08:21.000 It's COVID. I can't get a visa.
00:08:26.000 She's like, please come.
00:08:27.000 I see a picture of her big ass titties.
00:08:29.000 I'm like, I love old Moscow.
00:08:37.000 Hit the war room. War room.
00:08:39.000 I need documents. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:08:41.000 Got a guy in Moscow. I now work for his company.
00:08:43.000 Boom, boom, boom. Get the visa.
00:08:45.000 Bang. I go to Moscow. I'm pumping this hoe.
00:08:47.000 Walking around Red Square and shit.
00:08:51.000 Like a G. Finished there.
00:08:53.000 Private plane to Warsaw, Poland.
00:08:55.000 And I thought, you know what? The supercar ride will cancel.
00:08:57.000 I haven't driven in a while. When I get to Poland, I want a car.
00:08:59.000 One phone call two of my 17 supercars from Bucharest Romania. Don't pull the truck and brought it to Warsaw I get to the five-star hotel I've got two supercars waiting for me out front.
00:09:25.000 I land here, I tag myself, and then some Polish mofo slides into my DMs because they heard I'm a disease and makes me have to go out here with those two bitches.
00:09:34.000 Wake up.
00:09:35.000 Wake up, you son of a bitch.
00:09:37.000 Wake up.
00:09:38.000 Wake up.
00:09:41.000 Woke up this morning.
00:09:43.000 Pushed the bitch out of the way, went to the fucking song on our bitch, show the Boston.
00:09:51.000 Combo Went to the gym, drove around the city until the police stopped me, went to Louis Vuitton, bought some shit And it's Friday, what are we doing tonight?
00:10:11.000 We're going to the fucking club.
00:10:13.000 Don't ask me about my life, pussy.
00:10:15.000 Worry about yours.
00:10:17.000 I don't know what I'm doing.
00:10:25.000 You don't want anything to sound out?
00:10:29.000 How? No?
00:10:30.000 I have my rights.
00:10:34.000 I have my rights. I have my rights.
00:10:45.000 Expect one of us in the wreckage.
00:11:13.000 No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
00:11:16.000 ah Have we started the fire?
00:11:20.000 Yes. The fire rises.
00:11:24.000 So, they've run out of Verve Clicquot champagne.
00:11:26.000 Andrew, Andrew. They've run out of Verve Clicquot.
00:11:29.000 I'm switching to Moe.
00:11:30.000 The Verve Clicquot are out there.
00:11:31.000 They're out. We've drunk them out of champagne.
00:11:34.000 And we've just begun.
00:11:36.000 Ha, ha, ha! Woo!
00:11:40.000 How's no drinking going for you, loser?
00:11:42.000 Oh my gosh.
00:11:43.000 Go!
00:11:44.000 Once second Yes, yes More people go
00:12:05.000 Guys, we want to open it Open all of your pockets I said I could tell him 100% I'll do it I'll do it right now, immediately Let's do it!
00:12:28.000 I'm going to die!
00:12:42.000 Hurry up!
00:12:54.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:56.000 Hey, did you see how big my hand is?
00:13:00.000 Hey!
00:13:03.000 Hey!
00:13:05.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:07.000 Listen!
00:13:10.000 Come on, come on.
00:13:18.000 You're only making this video to lift me with us.
00:13:21.000 I know.
00:13:22.000 I know.
00:13:23.000 Mr. Bagman.
00:13:28.000 How's your non-hangover?
00:13:30.000 It's good. It's good, yeah?
00:13:32.000 Yeah, it's sunshiny. You know who also isn't hungover?
00:13:34.000 Me and Andy. I was up all night having sex after drinking booze.
00:13:40.000 And I'm not hungover. Are you hungover?
00:13:42.000 Hungover? So all three of us aren't hungover?
00:13:44.000 Baby you. What are you? Baby you. Luke's probably more tired and hungover than me and you.
00:13:48.000 And he didn't drink any booze.
00:13:51.000 Alright, so we're going to drive to Poznan, yeah?
00:13:53.000 Yeah. So, wait, how long do we have?
00:13:56.000 Two or three hours to drive, so we need a coffee or a Red Bull, some energy.
00:14:00.000 Moscow Mule? Driving Mule.
00:14:03.000 Driving Mule. Moscow Mule.
00:14:05.000 Let's go, let's hit it. Moscow Mule.
00:14:07.000 You're not allowed. I have to drive two hours to Cosman, so I need something to wake me up.
00:14:19.000 Can I have two Moscow mules, please?
00:14:21.000 Of course! Two Moscow mules, four double espressos, and a cappuccino.
00:14:29.000 No, no, I'm driving.
00:14:32.000 Of course, the Moscow mules for driving power.
00:14:34.000 Give him focus. You need focus, strength.
00:14:37.000 Driving booze? Yeah, driving booze.
00:14:39.000 Don't worry, I've got the driving booze, it's fine.
00:14:40.000 He's got the driving booze. Booze is on his way.
00:14:42.000 Driving booze is coming. Don't worry.
00:14:45.000 Situation's handled. We're driving.
00:14:50.000 Luke's not driving. Me and you are driving, eh?
00:14:52.000 Yeah. Nothing like a Moscow Mule in the morning when we wake you up.
00:15:00.000 Well, Luke has no hangover, but then we have no hangover, and we've got loads and loads and loads of boobs.
00:15:04.000 Yeah. Why is that?
00:15:05.000 I don't know. So, Luke, you're not hungover, you know?
00:15:08.000 I'm not hungover. Luke's definitely more sleepy and tired than me and you.
00:15:15.000 Refreshing. Nerd.
00:15:23.000 Loser. It does kind of sound good, but I know it's hoisted.
00:15:32.000 Ginger vodka refreshing.
00:15:34.000 Perfectly ready for this one. I'll get you ready.
00:15:38.000 Take a 800 horsepower supercar, three hours in the Polish countryside.
00:15:46.000 Luke, I think I'm done with the sofa.
00:15:48.000 One what? I think I'm done with the hall.
00:15:52.000 I think I'm done with the kitchen table, fate.
00:15:56.000 What does this mean? Where's your fucking space suit?