Tate Speech - September 26, 2022


STREET FIGHT CHALLENGE | Tate Confidential Ep 158


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

150.13625

Word Count

2,755

Sentence Count

389

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

Tristan is hung over and doesn t want to drink a single thing. Justin and Luke convince him to join them for a beer, but it doesn t go as planned. They end up drinking a whole bunch of beer and it's not even close to as good as they thought it would be. The rest of the guys join in on the fun too, but they don't have enough to make it worth it. Just another day in the life of a 21 year old in college with no idea what to do with a hangover and no idea where to get a beer. Will they be able to finish all of their beers before the end of the day? Or will they have to wait until the next day to have another one? Can they make it through the day before the next hangover? What will they do with all of the beer they have left behind? Will it be enough to finish it all before the day is over? Do they have enough for another day of drinking to finish the rest of it all? or will they just have to drink it all tomorrow? The answer to all of that depends on how drunk they are and how much they are by the next morning. We don't know, but we know it's going to be a good day. You'll have to listen to this episode to find out. Stay tuned for the next week's episode of the podcast! . . . , , . , . . . , . and is a , and , right? , or ? Can't wait to have a good time with you're not drunk enough to drink enough to be drunk enough for it? ? , , can you drink enough beer to stay sober enough to enjoy the rest? . ? , etc, etc, etc Thank you so much for listening to the podcast? I love you guys, bye, bye. Love ya, bye! :D xoxo - EJ, Justin, Luke, Luke, EJ & Justin, P.S. - P.A. , Luke, P.B. & EJ. :) - JUICY, JUY, BOB, R.A., J.J. & J.B., P.E. & B. B.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Marcelo, you don't want 100 rounds.
00:00:04.000 Bro, can you beat me?
00:00:06.000 The disrespect of women.
00:00:08.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:10.000 Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
00:00:26.000 All of them are the same!
00:00:36.000 So, Sterling will join me for a beer.
00:00:39.000 You know why, Justin?
00:00:41.000 Because Sterling's my real friend.
00:00:43.000 Of course I will, Tristan.
00:00:44.000 I wouldn't dare let you down like that.
00:00:46.000 I don't know there's such a thing as, oh, I had so much beer yesterday, I can't have a beer today.
00:00:51.000 Who gets hung over on beer?
00:00:53.000 He does his shit every time.
00:00:54.000 Beer's non-alcoholic, basically.
00:00:56.000 He does his shit every fucking time.
00:00:58.000 It's basically the first thing he does.
00:01:00.000 Yeah. The first thing he does is he tries to attack my pride.
00:01:05.000 Oh, you're being a pussy, blah, blah, blah.
00:01:07.000 You are being a pussy, though. You're not going to drink, blah, blah, blah.
00:01:08.000 No, I know I do that as a joke sometimes, but you are actually being a pussy.
00:01:12.000 Okay. Then the second thing he does, the second thing he does, he attacks my heart.
00:01:16.000 Seriously, I'm just joking, bro.
00:01:17.000 Like, we're friends, and I just love to have a beer with you.
00:01:23.000 Then, he tries to call me a good person, which we all know is a fuck off.
00:01:29.000 Nah, he's a good guy, though.
00:01:30.000 But Sterling, you don't want to drink beers with Tristan.
00:01:32.000 Sterling does. I'm fine with beers.
00:01:35.000 Sterling's like me. Sterling's like me.
00:01:37.000 We could drink beer all day. When I went to the hotel, did I see beer from 1% drunk?
00:01:40.000 I could drink beer all day. You were very happy and jolly.
00:01:43.000 Desperate. Like, beer isn't, like, drinking, like, if we were drinking, like, hard liquor all day, then I'd be on your side.
00:01:54.000 No, no, fuck off. That wasn't just normal beer.
00:01:56.000 Get a fucking tequila in it.
00:01:58.000 Huh? You sabotaged the beer with tequila.
00:02:00.000 It was tequila beer. He did get you.
00:02:02.000 He did get you. Those were Hunger Day beers.
00:02:05.000 I gotta go. I didn't see the little flower on there.
00:02:09.000 I didn't know that we don't do this in America.
00:02:10.000 Oh, you want a beer? Psyche, it's a mixed drink.
00:02:13.000 Fuck you. Well, look.
00:02:19.000 Now, you're stuck with me and Luke for the rest of the day.
00:02:23.000 And Luke loves beer. Yeah.
00:02:26.000 I'm not drinking any beers. Look, don't blame me.
00:02:29.000 Blame Rory for blowing up the turbo.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, Rory's fault. He's the reason I'm here.
00:02:35.000 He is the reason I'm here as well.
00:02:36.000 Hey, how about we go to drink beer?
00:02:38.000 They're all in their little luxury bus Oh, the bus is so nice.
00:02:49.000 This is an endurance event.
00:02:51.000 You drink all night.
00:02:52.000 You drive all day.
00:02:54.000 Eight hours fast on the hard roads.
00:02:56.000 No mistakes. Ice cold.
00:02:58.000 To make the music. To make the music.
00:03:00.000 No sleep. That's what this is about.
00:03:02.000 This isn't about comfort. It's all about easy.
00:03:05.000 I'm out here on the streets.
00:03:06.000 I'm suffering. I'm building character.
00:03:09.000 I'm out all night getting the fucking GT3 racing as fast as humanly possible, losing my licenses, getting arrested.
00:03:17.000 I'm the only one who's doing it.
00:03:18.000 The rest of them have just copped out for luxury and comfort.
00:03:22.000 They all understand what this is all about.
00:03:24.000 It's endurance. I'm the last man.
00:03:26.000 Last man upon them roads.
00:03:28.000 Last man upon them roads.
00:03:29.000 I'm the last man standing, bro.
00:03:31.000 Last man standing.
00:03:36.000 Why are you, why are you glad the cars break up?
00:03:39.000 Because it's an adventure.
00:03:41.000 It's an adventure. I like that everything's destroyed and broken.
00:03:44.000 I like that I have to be here.
00:03:45.000 How do you like being in the Metaverse?
00:03:47.000 I can be in the Metaverse here while I'm passenger in the cars.
00:03:51.000 I'm Metaverse the whole time. I hope you like drinking.
00:03:53.000 Now can I get my laptop out and go Super Metaverse?
00:03:57.000 You can't be in the Metaverse when you feel a beer in hand.
00:03:58.000 That is true. But yeah, I don't want a beer in my hand.
00:04:00.000 How about a beer in each hand? Oh, a double fisting.
00:04:04.000 I love a good double fisting.
00:04:06.000 Am I going to end up drinking beer?
00:04:08.000 The camera's on me now. Yes, you have to drink beer.
00:04:11.000 Luke, what did you think was going to happen in this thing?
00:04:13.000 What did you think we were going to do? Sleep?
00:04:14.000 No, I thought I was going to metaverse and we were going to, I don't know.
00:04:18.000 Get on our phones. Yeah, get on our phones, you know.
00:04:20.000 Go into the metaverse. Go into the metaverse.
00:04:22.000 Dreaming. Go deep in metaverse.
00:04:26.000 Booze time. No, not booze time.
00:04:29.000 It's 10 a.m. No. Yeah, 10 a.m.
00:04:31.000 Look, you can't go weak on me, bro.
00:04:33.000 You can't just, like, get weak.
00:04:34.000 So you're going to drink beer, too? No.
00:04:36.000 What I'm saying is you've got to stay calm.
00:04:38.000 I don't want to hear this thing. And look, Justin, we have to stick together on this.
00:04:42.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That is the beer side of the van.
00:04:45.000 Yes. This is the no beer side.
00:04:47.000 The men's side. The hemisphere of no beer.
00:04:49.000 Oh, the side with a penis. No, no, no.
00:04:51.000 And this side. Got it. Understood.
00:04:52.000 Now, by the way, I just want to say that now, congratulations to you both.
00:04:57.000 You're now no longer poor. Driving in cars is for poor people.
00:05:00.000 And you've now been upgraded.
00:05:02.000 Well, um... Driving cars is for poor people, isn't it?
00:05:04.000 Yeah, and you're now no longer poor.
00:05:06.000 It is, isn't it? Yesterday, you were both poor.
00:05:08.000 Yeah, why in a car? Now we're in luxury.
00:05:11.000 I agree. This is luxury, isn't it?
00:05:14.000 Driving cars is for poor people.
00:05:15.000 Congratulations. I'm going to have to give it. You know what?
00:05:17.000 It's not just because I'm on this side now.
00:05:19.000 It's not just because I'm now in this.
00:05:21.000 Well, you're on the gay side. I'm not on the gay side.
00:05:24.000 I'm on the no-beer side.
00:05:26.000 Yeah, aka the gay son.
00:05:28.000 Yeah, sounds gay to me. Go on, say that again without trying to sound gay.
00:05:31.000 I'm on the side that won't have any feeling.
00:05:33.000 I'm not talking to you. Just admit that sounds gay.
00:05:35.000 Admit that's the same as saying, I'm sitting on the side that sucks cocks.
00:05:39.000 It's basically the same thing, isn't it?
00:05:45.000 Andrew, where are we? Where are we?
00:05:50.000 Don't glance. Where are we?
00:05:52.000 Why are we by the ocean?
00:05:56.000 We were just in Porto and now I've blinked and we're by the ocean.
00:06:01.000 Why are you Jamaican now?
00:06:06.000 No ramp with me, you know.
00:06:12.000 I think I'm gonna have to kill Marcel.
00:06:13.000 He's rubbing off on Andrew. Far too much.
00:06:16.000 No, dude, we're not...
00:06:18.000 It's 10.40.
00:06:19.000 In the morning. And you already want to drink again.
00:06:23.000 Shirley, you don't know my cousin, then.
00:06:25.000 If you thought that's rare. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:28.000 I am both your cousin.
00:06:30.000 You are Andrew's cousin.
00:06:32.000 First. You don't know Andrew's brother.
00:06:35.000 You know what? Turn up, Slim Dusty.
00:06:40.000 It is 5.40 p.m.
00:06:42.000 in Australia right now. I can drink.
00:06:45.000 Bang on the TV. Luke, this is the most...
00:06:49.000 Homosexual fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
00:06:52.000 Dude, we just did this like six hours ago.
00:06:55.000 We were drinking. Welcome to my life.
00:06:59.000 Tristan, a beer with tea.
00:07:03.000 Drink it up!
00:07:05.000 I'm not drinking it. I'm just drinking it.
00:08:15.000 You can't play this song.
00:08:23.000 On repeat. This is on repeat until you're drinking beer.
00:08:27.000 Tristan, there's a wall that doesn't allow beer past this point.
00:08:30.000 Well, I hope the wall is soundproof.
00:08:32.000 I'd love to have a beer with that guy.
00:08:34.000 That guy, that guy, that guy.
00:08:36.000 Sweet guy.
00:08:38.000 So I was wondering why you guys took so long.
00:08:41.000 We found a cafe around the corner.
00:08:46.000 Nice cold Carl Berks.
00:08:47.000 And you guys didn't get any coffees, did you?
00:08:50.000 We got these things. I know, the bullshit energy poisons.
00:08:53.000 Energy poisons. There's a cold one in there.
00:08:56.000 There's a cold coffee here. Say that again?
00:08:58.000 A coffee? No, I have a cold bite.
00:09:00.000 Do you want a coffee? Yeah, if you do.
00:09:02.000 Thank you so much. No, I don't.
00:09:04.000 No, thanks, Justin. I have one cold one here.
00:09:07.000 Bro, please, I'd super appreciate that.
00:09:09.000 Can you help me load up the cooler?
00:09:12.000 That's Tristan. Crackers.
00:09:15.000 That's your guy's side.
00:09:16.000 It can't go across our side.
00:09:18.000 What are you talking about? The beers.
00:09:22.000 Oh, the queers can't come to our side.
00:09:24.000 Thank you so much. Thank you, bro.
00:09:26.000 Thank you. Really appreciate it. Everything else perfect.
00:09:28.000 Thank you. Perfect. Thank you. Hey, do you have room for any of our bags up inside?
00:09:33.000 Oh, shit. This bag has to stay here because it's got the smokes in it.
00:09:38.000 Mine can stay on my lap. But if you have room, it'd be better.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, good luck. Oh, thank you, bro.
00:09:43.000 No energy drinks in my fridge.
00:09:45.000 It's your energy drink.
00:09:46.000 They both go. It's his energy drinks and he's just burdened me with an energy drink that I specifically said was poison.
00:09:52.000 So you can spill it with beers.
00:09:54.000 No, the energy drink's going in here.
00:09:57.000 All right, what's going on the it's going in the beer bag that Andrew what's that? That's the car that you blew up.
00:10:11.000 You blew the turbine.
00:10:13.000 How does that happen?
00:10:14.000 By being a fucking, being Irish Excited piece of shit.
00:10:21.000 Fat now. Alright.
00:10:24.000 Guilty. I was excited.
00:10:25.000 And I am Irish. And sometimes, as you know what, I'm a piece of shit.
00:10:30.000 I do want to mention that the wall is real.
00:10:36.000 I can't understand how you don't want a cold beer.
00:10:39.000 That's... You know what?
00:10:41.000 The thing is, there's going to be some takeoff and introverts who are saying, oh, it's just a beer, Luke.
00:10:44.000 Why don't you like beer? Yeah, it's nice and hot and sunny outside.
00:10:47.000 We're in Portugal. Yeah, but also, they don't know.
00:10:50.000 They don't know what a beer is.
00:10:53.000 They don't know what drinking beer is.
00:10:55.000 They've never drank beer in their life.
00:10:57.000 They think they have. Oh yeah, I've had a beer before.
00:11:00.000 Oh yeah, I've had beers with my mates.
00:11:01.000 No. They don't understand what drinking a beer is.
00:11:06.000 Sterling, I'm not even sure if you fully understand what you've gotten yourself into.
00:11:09.000 Yeah, I think me and Sterling are beer buddies.
00:11:11.000 I know you do.
00:11:14.000 I know quite well. And that's why we're on this side of the wall.
00:11:17.000 You see? That's why we have the great divide.
00:11:20.000 Yeah, literally, the great divide.
00:11:22.000 That's why we have it. The great homosexual divide.
00:11:24.000 Separates the men from the boys. No.
00:11:26.000 Sterling, you don't realize, on that side of the wall is where the monster is.
00:11:31.000 You know what? You know what?
00:11:33.000 I know you think you can, but that's how he gets you.
00:11:38.000 That's why he's such a deadly...
00:11:39.000 He's Australian. I think he could sit and drink beer.
00:11:43.000 I've seen Sterling drink beer all night.
00:11:45.000 You've seen me drink beer all night.
00:11:46.000 It's a Sterling thing to do.
00:11:47.000 I'm glad this happened. Just drink every beer that's in here.
00:11:51.000 Okay. And when it comes time to come down the room tonight, we have to go to dinner and see how he feels.
00:11:58.000 Drink him under the fucking table.
00:11:59.000 I'm not trying to drink him under the table.
00:12:01.000 I'm not going to have a beer with my friend.
00:12:02.000 A beer with your friend, bro?
00:12:04.000 What would do it? A beer with your fucking friend.
00:12:06.000 What we doing?
00:12:07.000 What we doing?
00:12:08.000 There's more.
00:12:09.000 There's more as well.
00:12:10.000 There's more as well.
00:12:11.000 I had a beer yesterday.
00:12:12.000 10 fucking times with tequila in it.
00:12:13.000 Let me explain why there's so many.
00:12:20.000 Because I thought I had more than just one friend.
00:12:24.000 You don't. I thought I was sitting here with a group of friends, and I bought enough for everybody.
00:12:31.000 It turns out I've only got one friend, but now me and him definitely have enough beers.
00:12:37.000 Well, here's where you are.
00:12:39.000 It's a friendship, Sterling.
00:12:42.000 Guys, let's jump Marceli.
00:12:44.000 He doesn't know we're here.
00:12:45.000 Really?
00:12:46.000 I'm gonna blow up his ass.
00:13:31.000 Alright, so I've offered all my friends a cigar.
00:13:33.000 Luke, if there's one thing about me, you have to admit, I always bring cigars for my friends, don't I? Yeah.
00:13:37.000 So all my friends, I've offered all my friends a cigar, so Sterling has a cigar.
00:13:44.000 I don't even want a cigar. No thanks, Tristan.
00:13:47.000 Luke, the offer is not open to you.
00:13:50.000 I know, but I don't want one. You're Andrew's cousin.
00:13:52.000 Andrew's cousin doesn't offer cigars.
00:13:54.000 All of my friends now have cigars in their hands.
00:13:57.000 We're surely people who grab, grab your dreams.
00:14:03.000 You guys are...
00:14:03.000 You know what? You know what?
00:14:05.000 Honestly, I'm too honorable to pull a dick move.
00:14:08.000 You're such a good friend, you need two.
00:14:14.000 Me and Justin don't care.
00:14:17.000 We don't even want cigars.
00:14:19.000 I hear cigars are for homos.
00:14:22.000 Yeah, you know, they like to smoke cylinders.
00:14:25.000 Yeah, they put cylinders in their mouths.
00:14:28.000 And you know what, Justin?
00:14:30.000 I was kind of skeptical about the cigars are for homos thing, but I'm starting to think maybe they are.
00:14:37.000 Justin, you smoked two fat cigars with me yesterday.
00:14:40.000 So start calling me back when we were friends.
00:14:42.000 Hey, Bars.
00:14:49.000 What's happening, brother?
00:14:51.000 So you're off boozing? No, no.
00:14:55.000 It never ends. It never ends, does it?
00:14:58.000 Welcome to my life. You know, I like when you guys are around.
00:15:01.000 I feel... No, but all the Take Confidential people, they think it's a joke.
00:15:09.000 They don't get it. It never ends.
00:15:13.000 It never, never, ever ends.
00:15:15.000 They don't realize. 12 PM today, we started?
00:15:19.000 Yeah. Why?
00:15:21.000 And now we're here at the beach and it's still going.
00:15:24.000 Why though? Why do we start?
00:15:25.000 I don't know. I don't know.
00:15:29.000 Stupid. Boris thinks we should stop boozing so much.
00:15:44.000 What's his reasoning? Because it's non-stop all the time.
00:15:48.000 We've been doing it since 12. Quitters never win and winners never quit.
00:15:52.000 But that doesn't apply to boozy.
00:15:54.000 Doesn't it? But what do we win?
00:15:58.000 It's the mental fortitude.
00:16:01.000 You can't give up because then you're a quitter.
00:16:03.000 You go to the end. So alcoholics are the best?
00:16:06.000 Alcoholics are the best people in the planet.
00:16:08.000 If they're alcoholics who also get up and function, like us, then they're the best.
00:16:11.000 That is true. And if they do it not liking it, but they still never quit.
00:16:17.000 Hard. Strong. So all our fans should booze all the time.
00:16:22.000 Especially if they dislike it.
00:16:24.000 Exactly. Mental fortitude.
00:16:26.000 Mental fortitude. Alright, Marcel.
00:16:31.000 So you inspired me the other night when you were being a hype man and coach to Boris.
00:16:34.000 And Boris almost beat me.
00:16:36.000 So, I know you're going to fight Andrew soon.
00:16:38.000 I'm just saying I'm your coach and I'm your hype man.
00:16:40.000 I think you have the same odds that Boris has of beating me at Moose.
00:16:44.000 Now, you've got like a 48% chance.
00:16:50.000 It's 52 the other way.
00:16:51.000 I feel like with my health...
00:16:54.000 I can push you over that threshold.
00:16:56.000 Nah. Can I just be honest?
00:16:57.000 The reach alone that I have compared to Andrew is so ridiculous.
00:17:02.000 Yeah, you'll beat him. He's going to be...
00:17:04.000 Yeah. Yeah. You'll move left.
00:17:06.000 You'll move right. He'll be trying to hit you in the middle.
00:17:09.000 Like always. Yeah, yeah. T, if you're really going to be a hype man, a proper hype man, you'd say they should do 48 rounds just to really beat him longer.
00:17:19.000 100 rounds. 100 rounds. Marceau can't be a nightmare!
00:17:22.000 100 rounds!
00:17:24.000 Marceau, you don't want 100 rounds!
00:17:26.000 Bro, can you beat me?
00:17:28.000 The disrespect of the fool!
00:17:32.000 A few moments later...
00:17:35.000 Oh, I don't back down for one thing, I actually can't.
00:17:38.000 Now you know what though, Justin, to be fair, to be fair, for everyone watching, Marcel's got a point, because Guinness is one of those weird things everywhere, where like, your stomach gets really full, then your drink gets fucking wet.
00:17:48.000 And it's delicious. You know what I mean, Roy?
00:17:49.000 And it tastes great, it's good.
00:17:51.000 And it goes down really well.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, so Marcel, you've got to drink Guinness slow, because my stomach hurts too, you know?
00:18:19.000 The time has come for you, team.