Tate Speech - December 01, 2022


SUPER YACHT FINALE - CROATIA TAKE OVER | Tate Confidential Ep 166

Topics
Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Luke Jake Paul Tristan Ron Paul Jules Susan YouTube Jake Tate Gay S.I. Straightener Yu-Gi-Oh Richard Booze Frank Blankman The Croat-Arab Gritty Gritty DeNarco Fuckin Jackso Woohoo Matrix and 4 more
EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 7 - THE MASTER PLAN Cigar Night Q&A with Tristan Tate | Ep.2

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Length

37 minutes

Words per minute

154.37

Word count

5,830

Sentence count

918

Harmful content

Misogyny

46

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Toxicity

250

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Hate speech

35

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Summary

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In this episode, the lads talk about their first night out in the city, the dangers of drinking in a club, and the secret to dancing to Jamaican music in the club. Also, the boys discuss the recent ban from social media, and how they plan to get revenge on the people who make them do it. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for next week's episode where we talk about a new music video that's coming soon. Stay tuned for our next episode next Tuesday! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. Please do not use this music unless otherwise specified. We do not own the rights to any music used in this episode. This episode was produced and produced by us. We are not affiliated with any of the artists mentioned in the song. Thank you for any amount you wish to be associated with this podcast. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and/or share it on your social media. We thank you for the support we've gotten from this podcast, we really appreciate it. We really appreciate all the support and really appreciate the feedback we've received. Love ya'll. XOXO, Jules, Tristan, Luke, Jack, Andrew, EJ, James, Jack and Jules. xoxo. - The lads. P.A. ( ) - ( ) ( )( )( ( ) ( ( ) ( , ) ( . ( . ) ( ), ( ). ( ), ( , , ( & )( . )( ). ( ) & ( ) is a little bit of a little more ( ) , (.) ( ) and ( ) . ( ) has a good one ( . ( & ( . , . , etc) ( ) [ ] ( ) ? ( ), ( ) - ) & (?) ( ) Thank you, JUIC ( ) : ( ) or ( ] ) ( ). ( ? ( ) ; : ( & ) , ( ) ! ( ) AND ( ) { ), ! ( ! ; ) and ?

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00:00:00.000 The order of the song, the order of the song...
00:00:04.000 The order of the song, the order of the song...
00:00:08.000 You've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure.
00:00:20.000 We were so close You were just a partner in crime 0.95
00:00:49.000 So you ordered drinks and I said you're gay for ordering us coffee Yeah, you did say I was gay for ordering iced coffee. 0.96
00:01:00.000 You're having the same iced coffee. 0.98
00:01:02.000 We both got set up.
00:01:04.000 That is true. To be fair, that is true.
00:01:09.000 That looks super unappealing.
00:01:11.000 This is not appealing to anyone.
00:01:13.000 We knew it. You can't see the appeal.
00:01:15.000 You don't know about a conchita with 400 euros for the entire week and drinking 1 euro beers until you ended up surrounded by slum dwellers, do you? 1.00
00:01:23.000 No, I don't.
00:01:26.000 Oh, he died, Jazz.
00:01:29.000 I don't want to go. I'm pretty sure I've already died in Jazz.
00:01:32.000 I'm pretty sure it's on take confidential.
00:01:34.000 Me dead at Jazz. Yeah, but that crappy... 0.91
00:01:38.000 Fuckin' website we used to be on have banned us, so there's no proof. 0.99
00:01:41.000 Exactly, it's not gonna do it again. Gotta do it again. 0.97
00:01:43.000 They did ban us, didn't they? Yeah, CockTube. 0.98
00:01:45.000 Literally, CockTube. Nice thing is we can say that on Rumble. 1.00
00:01:49.000 Say anything I want and I'll rumble.
00:01:50.000 Literally.
00:01:51.000 Luke, you're a...
00:01:54.000 I'm not.
00:01:55.000 So tell your secret of dancing to Jamaican music.
00:02:23.000 You haven't got to know how to dance.
00:02:25.000 This is the secret. You can't dance on it anyway.
00:02:27.000 You don't have to. You just have to shoot people. 1.00
00:02:29.000 It's not real. In the worst ways. 1.00
00:02:38.000 It makes sense. It can't be accurate.
00:02:41.000 It's going to be like...
00:02:43.000 That's it.
00:02:46.000 Just do this in the club!
00:02:48.000 And everyone's like, alright, he's a bad man.
00:02:49.000 It's fine, it's fine. It's fine.
00:02:51.000 That's the funniest thing I've ever seen you do!
00:02:53.000 It's true though! I was standing in Jamaica by myself, watching them all do that.
00:02:58.000 At people! And I was like, this is not a place I want to be.
00:03:02.000 I never were with your cousin.
00:03:09.000 Get out of my car.
00:03:37.000 It's a crazy time, man.
00:03:39.000 Jacuzzi? You're going to the jacuzzi to avoid the booze.
00:03:41.000 No, no, no. You're hiding from the booze.
00:03:43.000 It's warm, it's nice. So it's warm here.
00:03:45.000 Croatia's summertime. What's your fucking problem, bro? 1.00
00:03:47.000 Jacuzzi makes sense, bro. I think that the barman working downstairs makes you think you can hide upstairs from the booze. 1.00
00:03:53.000 Jacuzzi makes sense. Booze? Everyone?
00:03:55.000 Everyone? Andrew? I'm not doing any more fucking booze, man.
00:03:57.000 Let's go. 0.99
00:03:58.000 Yeah, but let's go. 0.67
00:03:59.000 We don't need you.
00:04:00.000 I'm not drinking anymore.
00:04:08.000 Booze time, Jules! Booze time! 1.00
00:04:11.000 Fucking hate this. Hey, hey, hey. 0.99
00:04:13.000 Don't embarrass us. Take confidentials played.
00:04:15.000 Bro, I have options here.
00:04:16.000 Don't embarrass us. I will. If you jump, take confidentials played.
00:04:20.000 You can't jump off the edge instead of booze.
00:04:22.000 Just drink your drink. Any day of the week, I'd rather jump off the edge than booze, so fuck you. 1.00
00:04:29.000 Hey, Jules! Are you a swim to land? 1.00
00:04:32.000 Are you a swim to land?
00:04:34.000 I'm not coming back. You fucking animal. 1.00
00:04:37.000 See you later. You're abandoned. 1.00
00:04:44.000 She still owes us a drink. 0.97
00:04:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:56.000 Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Rapping like DeNarco Got dope like Pablo Cut dope like Pablo Cut through chart street with the Draco On and off, got Diego Say, hasta luego OPM rapping kilos Love notes with Potato
00:05:18.000 Straight out the jungle This real rap no moment My skin black like mama Got dash box and hundred Straight out the jungle This game with the Coca Cola The more money make more rhyme Going up a peg while I'm back at ProPet, like Frank Blankman to the Nino Ramos... 0.97
00:05:42.000 Okay, you see that entrance in front of us? Yeah, that's our entrance and it's a little bit narrow, tiny. Yeah, and when we get there...
00:05:55.000 No, no, he's not kidding. Yeah, this is our entrance, it really is, yeah. And when we get there, just duck down like this, but only for a few seconds, okay? Okay, let's do it.
00:06:10.000 Tristan, this is how we die. This is actually my first day at work, so I'll do my best, okay?
00:06:16.000 Tristan, we're live.
00:06:23.000 Remember how we said caving? It's gay. 1.00
00:06:25.000 Caving is the single gayest sport. 1.00
00:06:28.000 I can only think that you are doing that because you want to be in a brown, tight hole so much and you can't get a man to bum. 1.00
00:06:36.000 So the next closest thing is to bum the earth. 1.00
00:06:39.000 It's gay. This is it, isn't it? 1.00
00:06:43.000 Yes. Welcome to my office.
00:06:46.000 Bum the earth. Yeah, now you can take off your sunglasses.
00:06:51.000 It's much better. Remember the way back.
00:06:56.000 So that's the end.
00:06:58.000 This is the end.
00:07:01.000 is the end.
00:07:03.000 I'll give you my life, I'll deep in your love, and I'll find out what I'm worth, I'll give you my life, I'll deep in your love, and I'll find out what I'm worth, I'll give you my life, I'll deep in your love.
00:07:14.000 I want another love, another love, not tears, I'll deep in your love, never ever.
00:07:28.000 Oh, Justin, you're not staying. You're staying.
00:07:36.000 I thought you were getting out of there.
00:07:37.000 You're staying here forever.
00:07:39.000 There's squid in here. He can eat.
00:07:41.000 Is there squid in here? Yeah, I don't know.
00:07:43.000 Tristan, there's squid in here. Shit, there's no Wi-Fi there. 0.99
00:07:47.000 Tristan, I couldn't stay here. Okay guys, take for teaser. 0.98
00:07:52.000 So Tristan, you're supposed to stand up here, just so you know.
00:07:55.000 Probably stand up. No, I mean right now.
00:07:58.000 Tristan, stand quick. It's a test.
00:08:03.000 Shit, you failed. That's an awesome boat. 1.00
00:08:05.000 I wish we were on that boat.
00:08:06.000 Yeah, that's a really amazing boat.
00:08:08.000 It's amazing.
00:08:09.000 Ha ha ha.
00:08:14.000 Woo! 0.99
00:08:15.000 Once again, here we go.
00:08:17.000 Know the name, know the flow.
00:08:19.000 Turn me up a little more.
00:08:20.000 I'm setting traps, I'm alone. 0.98
00:08:22.000 You know you whack, I'm a maniac. 0.98
00:08:24.000 Boy, you know I'm black to the bone. 1.00
00:08:26.000 Pick a place, nigga, pick a date. 1.00
00:08:28.000 I go go cool, pick a load. 0.97
00:08:30.000 Thought you was good, huh? Take you out back, drake through the woods, huh? 1.00
00:08:33.000 Thought I was weak, huh?
00:08:35.000 You ain't see the work I put in all week, huh?
00:08:37.000 Give me that, where the city at?
00:08:39.000 Nitty gritty, this ain't gonna be pretty, Jack.
00:08:41.000 Not afraid, get up out the way.
00:08:42.000 Y'all used to hate, look at what you made.
00:08:44.000 When it all goes down, I'm gonna run this town.
00:08:48.000 Fire in my soul, got my eyes on the ground.
00:08:51.000 I can't help myself, really can't turn myself down.
00:08:55.000 I'm in love with you, baby, but I let you down.
00:08:58.000 I can't die in this town.
00:09:00.000 I won't die in this town.
00:09:02.000 I won't die in this town.
00:09:04.000 Yeah.
00:09:06.000 Hey.
00:09:07.000 Don't die in this town.
00:09:09.000 I won't die in this town.
00:09:11.000 Yeah.
00:09:13.000 Get them up. 1.00
00:09:15.000 Die in this town. 1.00
00:09:17.000 Hold up, homie, man, wait a minute. 1.00
00:09:19.000 Maybe that's not it. 1.00
00:09:20.000 Fucking rump it. 0.99
00:09:46.000 I hope Rumble cancels Luke, but not us. 1.00
00:09:49.000 That would teach me a lesson. It would teach me a lesson.
00:09:51.000 It really would. I think the whole reason all that shitstorm came out about me is really because no one likes you. 0.96
00:09:55.000 Yeah, when you've got a cousin like Luke, it looks bad for you and then people start making up rumors like they're misogynists. 0.90
00:10:00.000 Is that why you two ban me? Yeah, when you hang around with arms like Luke.
00:10:03.000 Or ban you guys. They didn't ban me.
00:10:04.000 I'm just the cameraman. Are you in the episodes of Take Confidential?
00:10:07.000 Yeah, occasionally. So you got banned?
00:10:11.000 So you bear at least one third of the responsibility.
00:10:14.000 Let's round that up to half.
00:10:15.000 Let's move to that town. With the weight of you two being able to ban us at any moment lifted, It's much better.
00:10:28.000 I can finally tell Luke what I think of him live on episodes.
00:10:31.000 No, it actually is. I know what you mean.
00:10:33.000 It's like, because it was a constant stress.
00:10:35.000 Yeah, literally. We'd say something funny and then go, oh no, we can't put that on.
00:10:40.000 Literally. That literally happened loads of times.
00:10:43.000 The funny thing is no one knows because we can't put it in.
00:10:46.000 Yeah. So now we get to be massive pieces of shit. 1.00
00:10:48.000 Is that what we're happy about? We get to be normal humans. 1.00
00:10:51.000 Yeah. It's not about massive pieces of shit. 1.00
00:10:54.000 It's about being normal humans. 1.00
00:10:55.000 We get to be massive pieces of shit. See, like... 1.00
00:10:57.000 There's a big turd in this jacuzzi.
00:11:00.000 There's a 75 kilogram turd.
00:11:03.000 No, I think there's a 103 kilogram turd.
00:11:06.000 Oh, I'm 106, so...
00:11:08.000 Sorry, I meant 106.
00:11:11.000 Luke, you are, in fact, a turd man.
00:11:12.000 In fact, I think I found it. 0.99
00:11:14.000 You can't call me a turd, we'll get mad.
00:11:17.000 No, we're on Rumble now. 0.99
00:11:20.000 I can call you a turd, you're a massive turd. 0.99
00:11:22.000 Turd inside the jacuzzi. 0.99
00:11:24.000 Turd, jacuzzi. That's what you've been missing out on, viewers.
00:11:28.000 It is! Quality content!
00:11:29.000 Quality content!
00:11:31.000 Before we couldn't say any of this!
00:11:33.000 Tristan, we can't just stuff these small boats with loads of beautiful women. 1.00
00:11:38.000 We can't do that. That's okay.
00:11:40.000 That can't just be a thing.
00:11:42.000 Andrew, this really can't just be a thing.
00:11:43.000 Andrew, back me up. Feel the rib of this boating.
00:11:46.000 Yeah? No. With my knife, could I slap it?
00:11:49.000 Puncture it in the hole. Only if you had... 1.00
00:11:53.000 No, my knife has a really nice grip.
00:12:02.000 Okay, but Andrew, I think it's designed to where there's metal mesh.
00:12:11.000 My hand's dry right now.
00:12:18.000 Nah, Andrew, I think that it's rubber, metal...
00:12:22.000 What? You guys want to fucking try me? 0.99
00:12:25.000 Look at his room, find out where his room meets the hole, give me all night, chisel away, lock it in. 0.99
00:12:31.000 The knife move, right?
00:12:33.000 You can't tell me what to do.
00:12:35.000 I'm the Ice Cream Man. 0.94
00:12:50.000 She chunky monkey. 1.00
00:12:51.000 She like to fuck me. 1.00
00:12:52.000 Suck me, fuck me. 1.00
00:12:55.000 I'm the ice cream man. 1.00
00:12:57.000 She chunky monkey. 1.00
00:12:58.000 She like the trolley swirly in my vanilla coupe. 1.00
00:13:05.000 She got a marshmallow booty, I like to sprinkle her too.
00:13:08.000 I'm the Ice Cream Man, this my song when I'm riding through. 1.00
00:13:11.000 She like to fuck me, suck me, suck me, fuck me. 1.00
00:13:15.000 I'm the Ice Cream Man, she chunky monkey. 1.00
00:13:18.000 I'm the Ice Cream Man, yeah, she chunky monkey. 1.00
00:13:22.000 All these money hungry hungry hippies wanna love me All these diamonds dusty, my disclaimer sunny I don't rock the sepia, none of them shits are suggy I'm in the ghetto to gut her, I got the sugar to butter I got the mama to brother, oh yeah your son is a hustler She wanna fuck a sucky, but I ain't gon' rush her I'm the ice cream man, yeah, yeah, I ball every summer These boys want a runner, that's cool cause I need more runners. 1.00
00:13:48.000 Tell them give me more condoms, we doing more fuck. 1.00
00:13:51.000 She like to fuck me, suck me, suck me, fuck me. 1.00
00:13:55.000 I'm the Ice Cream Man. 1.00
00:13:58.000 I actually for some reason thought you were going to say a compliment.
00:14:01.000 I don't know why.
00:14:02.000 You're trying to fight my case.
00:14:04.000 So what you're saying is you thought I was a fake?
00:14:06.000 Depends, what's your date of birth?
00:14:09.000 you I'm gonna go get some more.
00:14:13.000 I just want to say this location was absolutely beautiful.
00:14:16.000 The restaurant was perfect.
00:14:18.000 It was wonderful having dinner with all you beautiful ladies and my best friends and Luke again.
00:14:23.000 Cheers to all of you.
00:14:25.000 You can't keep doing this.
00:14:27.000 Cheers! 0.98
00:14:29.000 I am surrounded by traitors! 1.00
00:14:41.000 Traitors and fools! 1.00
00:14:47.000 Me alone. 1.00
00:14:57.000 with all the women.
00:14:59.000 I don't apologize, Jackso! 1.00
00:15:09.000 Fuck them, they're asleep! 1.00
00:15:11.000 You're off! Well now the microphones here are blasting the music in everyone's room! 1.00
00:15:21.000 Cocktail! 0.96
00:15:23.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.99
00:15:32.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.99
00:15:34.000 You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine! 0.97
00:15:44.000 Two hours later... 0.99
00:15:46.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.94
00:15:48.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.99
00:15:50.000 You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine! 0.97
00:15:56.000 Two hours later... 0.99
00:15:58.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.95
00:16:00.000 You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine! 0.97
00:16:06.000 Two hours later... 0.99
00:16:08.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.95
00:16:10.000 You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine! 0.97
00:16:16.000 Two hours later... 0.99
00:16:18.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.95
00:16:20.000 You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine! 0.97
00:16:26.000 Two hours later... 0.99
00:16:28.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 0.95
00:16:30.000 You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine! 0.97
00:16:36.000 Two hours later... 0.99
00:16:38.000 I'm surrounded by traitors! 1.00
00:16:40.000 You who don't know me, I run with the long day, Me bitch, then I wait outside, Me shit that I never hide, Get down with no side to side, Break down when no shit's dry, I don't know about you, But I'm having a really great time! 1.00
00:16:56.000 Really great time. 0.98
00:16:57.000 There's no way that I can express to you what I'm feeling right now.
00:17:02.000 My heart is full. It's the final night on the boat.
00:17:16.000 Yes, it is. No, you can't smile.
00:17:20.000 What a cold truth for you. No, you guys can't just be non-stop boozing.
00:17:25.000 How are you saying the final night on the boat would not get fucking wrecked? 0.96
00:17:28.000 Correct. What we need to do is, this cost us over a quarter of a million dollars, so we need to drink that much worth of booze tonight, and it was free. 0.95
00:17:35.000 That's not how it works. Yeah, it is.
00:17:37.000 Now it'd still be a quarter million dollars paid.
00:17:40.000 No, because I paid for just the booze.
00:17:42.000 I had to throw the boat for free. Nice.
00:17:45.000 But you don't want a quarter billion worth of booze.
00:17:48.000 Don't I? Don't I, Luke?
00:17:51.000 No, he doesn't. You can fucking try me with your two full glasses. 1.00
00:17:53.000 You're not helping the fucking cause, little baby. 1.00
00:17:56.000 If you want them, you can have them. 1.00
00:17:57.000 I'll give them to you for free. In fact, I'll pay you to have the booze.
00:18:01.000 How much? $10,000 per glass.
00:18:04.000 $5 each. Please, can we put the speakers on?
00:18:06.000 I want to control the speakers. Tristan, what do you mean?
00:18:07.000 You said you want to anyway. And my cousin's a baby also.
00:18:11.000 Yeah, he's a little crybaby.
00:18:15.000 I'll try one. Thank you.
00:18:16.000 He'd like a dessert. Booze is too strong, but ice cream is just right.
00:18:21.000 Correct. He's actually seven years old.
00:18:22.000 He shouldn't be drinking. That's correct.
00:18:25.000 I should not be drinking.
00:18:26.000 No, look out when he's in his swim shorts.
00:18:27.000 No bulge at the front. We have four more Moscow mules, please. 1.00
00:18:31.000 Four more Moscow mules, please. I have one. 0.95
00:18:34.000 I have a spare one. Really?
00:18:36.000 You don't play games.
00:18:37.000 Give it to me. Suits me.
00:18:42.000 Half an ass. No, don't have one. 1.00
00:18:45.000 No, Luke. I'll have to drink yours.
00:18:47.000 No one is. Luke, it's very generous of you.
00:18:50.000 Give in. I know.
00:18:54.000 I'm in my tiramisu.
00:18:57.000 It's been non-stop boozing. 1.00
00:18:58.000 You look like a bitch. 1.00
00:19:01.000 You sound like a bitch. 1.00
00:19:03.000 Drink a booze, you cunt. 1.00
00:19:04.000 Your parents creating you is perhaps greater than all of the war crimes committed by all of the tyrants throughout the history of mankind. 1.00
00:19:15.000 I want you to know that.
00:19:16.000 And I want the people on Rumble to know that.
00:19:20.000 If you were on fire, all I would do is tackle you to the floor to prevent you from jumping in the ocean. 1.00
00:19:26.000 And polluting the ocean with your fucking... 1.00
00:19:29.000 Boozelessness! 1.00
00:19:31.000 Boozelessness! Did you know that dolphins can't drink sea water? 0.98
00:19:36.000 It would kill them. True story.
00:19:41.000 Because they live underwater, and they don't perspire or sweat, all of the liquid they get that feeds their bloodstream and organs comes from the fish that they eat.
00:19:50.000 If they drank seawater and actually consumed it, they'd die from liver failure.
00:19:54.000 A lot of whales can drink seawater.
00:19:56.000 Can they? Yeah, a lot of different whales.
00:19:57.000 Dolphins just can't. Dolphins never evolve the ability to drink seawater. 0.95
00:20:01.000 Look this up. I'm 100% sure I'm right.
00:20:03.000 They eat fish, and the liquid they get from the fish is what gives them the water they need.
00:20:09.000 But they can use what percentage of their brain more than humans?
00:20:12.000 They're really intelligent. Oh, no, no.
00:20:14.000 That's a false thing. When people say humans only use this percentage of their brain.
00:20:17.000 Complete bullshit. No. 1.00
00:20:19.000 What it is is humans are only using X percentage of their brain at any one time. 0.97
00:20:23.000 So if you're, like, fucking or driving or drinking or dancing or thinking or playing piano, use different parts of your brain at any one time. 0.94
00:20:30.000 So when you measure brain activity... 0.99
00:20:32.000 It was one bad study like 70 years ago.
00:20:35.000 Like, oh, we're only using this percentage of our brain. 0.94
00:20:37.000 Wow, if we used it all, we could fucking teleport things around. 0.92
00:20:41.000 Not true. We use all of our brain. 0.98
00:20:42.000 Just at different times. Okay, so dolphins just use widespread more often, but not more.
00:20:47.000 Dolphins are stupid. Fuck dolphins. 1.00
00:20:50.000 Where's the dolphins, y'all? 1.00
00:20:52.000 Where's the dolphins cigars?
00:20:54.000 Can't even drink the water they live in. 1.00
00:20:56.000 Fuck them. Kill all dolphins. 1.00
00:20:58.000 Kill all dolphins. What's a dolphin ever done for you? 1.00
00:21:02.000 Name one dolphin you're friends with.
00:21:04.000 What's a dolphin you're friends with?
00:21:06.000 Ever paid your rent? No. You got any dolphin friends?
00:21:09.000 Same with penguins. Oh, I love penguins.
00:21:11.000 Why? What have they done for you?
00:21:13.000 I fuck a penguin up. I fuck a penguin up. 1.00
00:21:18.000 Thank you very much. I don't give a fuck about- Listen, I'll eat penguin today. 1.00
00:21:22.000 Justin, just take that- Take it up off. 0.99
00:21:24.000 Too much poop, so let's have a straightener then. 1.00
00:21:25.000 Did you just drink yours? Well, yeah.
00:21:27.000 Did I just drink yours? Yeah.
00:21:28.000 Come on, I'm drunk.
00:21:30.000 Just fight me. I am drunk, so fight me. 0.63
00:21:33.000 I admit it. I'm drunk. Fight me.
00:21:34.000 Why don't you give a fuck? What about that inflatable pontoon in the back? 1.00
00:21:37.000 That's the perfect place for a straightener.
00:21:39.000 To be fair Jewel, you're also not boozing. 0.97
00:21:46.000 So you're sitting there with your ladies drink in the ladies chair where you don't booze. 1.00
00:21:51.000 Mine has no drink in it mate. 1.00
00:21:55.000 And also you're two behind you cunt. 1.00
00:21:57.000 Again. Falling? I've fallen for this game every day this fucking week. 1.00
00:22:02.000 It's too much, man. 1.00
00:22:03.000 It's too much. It is possible to enjoy a drink gradually to taste it.
00:22:07.000 You don't have to fucking smash it. I'm surrounded by traitors! 1.00
00:22:10.000 Four more Moscow Mules, please! 0.96
00:22:14.000 Excuse me. Four more Moscow Mules. 0.90
00:22:16.000 Yes, please. And four shots of vodka.
00:22:18.000 Thank you. You're a cup, Luke.
00:22:20.000 Four shots of vodka, four Moscow Mules.
00:22:22.000 Straight! Now or later.
00:22:24.000 Come on, I'm drunk now.
00:22:25.000 Come on, let's go. I'm not scared of you.
00:22:27.000 I know you're not. He doesn't trust me drunk.
00:22:32.000 He trusts me sober to not break his nose.
00:22:34.000 But if drunk he goes he might miss.
00:22:37.000 I can't stop punches midway when I'm drunk.
00:22:39.000 I just have to throw them.
00:22:41.000 But otherwise I can go into- Oh!
00:22:43.000 This one's gonna land too much.
00:22:44.000 Let me take it off. I'm sick of your cousin. 1.00
00:22:48.000 Who brings a cousin on a yacht trip? 0.99
00:22:50.000 You! Who's your cousin?
00:22:52.000 He's not my cousin. I bought 20 women. 0.99
00:22:54.000 You bought your cousin. Embarrassing. 0.95
00:22:57.000 I'm gonna fuckin' hold hands with this faggot all day. 1.00
00:23:00.000 I have to admit, if Luke was anyone's cousin, he would be my cousin. 1.00
00:23:02.000 He's your cousin, for sure. He's definitely not my cousin.
00:23:05.000 He can't be related to me at all. I state this, and this is not an insult, this is the absolute truth.
00:23:09.000 If we were to all splinter, Tristan's life would be a thousand times more fun But mine and Luke's life would be a thousand times more successful. 0.98
00:23:19.000 Tristan would be in Bangkok, drunk out of his mind, with about 500 fucking groupie hoes. 1.00
00:23:26.000 And me and Luke would be sitting there rich as fuck. 0.99
00:23:28.000 Do you want to go out? No. Go update the fucking spreadsheet. 1.00
00:23:31.000 Load it. But I'd be rich enough. 0.99
00:23:33.000 You're good. So it's fine.
00:23:35.000 Tristan would win. You've got to enjoy life.
00:23:37.000 Tristan would win. But I enjoyed updating the spreadsheet.
00:23:40.000 You enjoyed gay porn. 1.00
00:23:42.000 And you say one meal or four meals? 1.00
00:23:44.000 Four meals of course. Eight, please.
00:23:46.000 Eight. Eight. This is nonsense.
00:23:52.000 This is nonsense. Our whole life is nonsense. 0.97
00:23:53.000 Dude, you're fucking bullshit. Door booth, you cunt. 1.00
00:23:56.000 Admit you're a millionaire. It's not awesome. 1.00
00:23:58.000 Admit you're a millionaire. No, I'm not a millionaire.
00:24:00.000 I'm super poor and I have nothing to celebrate.
00:24:02.000 You're a millionaire and you're on a yacht. No, I have nothing to celebrate.
00:24:05.000 You do. You're a millionaire on the wall and you can't have a drink.
00:24:07.000 Three years ago you worked in Chipotle.
00:24:10.000 That is true. You did work in Chipotle without making burritos.
00:24:12.000 And we saved your ass! 1.00
00:24:14.000 I did! Now drink your fucking drink! 1.00
00:24:15.000 You sound incredibly ungrateful, Luke. 1.00
00:24:16.000 Drink or drink! Drink your booze! 0.99
00:24:19.000 No wait wait wait! Jules put his full shot down.
00:24:22.000 Trying to sneak what in the fucking... 1.00
00:24:24.000 Fuck you and your booze situational awareness. 1.00
00:24:26.000 I'm sick of it. I am booze fiel. 1.00
00:24:28.000 Drink it or pay the price.
00:24:29.000 I see it. I feel it in the matrix.
00:24:30.000 Drink it or fight me. I'll do it if you do it, man.
00:24:33.000 Come on. Cheers, ladies. Jules, peer poison. 1.00
00:24:35.000 Cheers to fucking peer pressure. 1.00
00:24:39.000 I was perfectly fine for the first few years of my life. 1.00
00:24:41.000 Cousinless. Two drinks, that's two minutes till straightener.
00:24:44.000 And then you show up out of nowhere.
00:24:46.000 I'm like, oh, now I have a cousin.
00:24:48.000 Well, I don't really want a drink.
00:24:49.000 Not so good at Yu-Gi-Oh now, are ya? 0.98
00:24:51.000 Oh, remember you tried to fucking screw me over when you were five years old? 0.98
00:24:54.000 I remember that. Playing Yu-Gi-Oh cards with your fake shuffle. 0.99
00:24:57.000 Trying to deal yourself the best cards. 1.00
00:24:59.000 You little cunt. Welcome to the real world, dude. 1.00
00:25:01.000 You think I don't remember that? Yu-Gi-Oh comes back around.
00:25:04.000 Drink your fucking drinks. 1.00
00:25:05.000 I'll see you at Blue Eyes White Dragon. 1.00
00:25:07.000 And they're making you pay for when you're weak.
00:25:10.000 He tried to fake shuffle me and deal himself the best cards, and he even remembers doing it.
00:25:14.000 But he thought it was convincing.
00:25:16.000 But I was like 13.
00:25:18.000 I saw it. Shuffling the cards to give himself the best ones every time.
00:25:22.000 It's a fucking dork, isn't ya? 1.00
00:25:24.000 This is the Yu-Gi-Oh table. 1.00
00:25:27.000 And I raise you two Moscow Mules. 1.00
00:25:30.000 Boom, boom. You're under attack.
00:25:33.000 You better defeat them. 1.00
00:25:34.000 This is stupid. You're stupid. 1.00
00:25:37.000 That was some good boozing, bro. 1.00
00:25:38.000 That was high-paced, high-affective boozing.
00:25:42.000 Eight minutes, one drink a minute, seven Moscow mules and a shot.
00:25:46.000 Well done bro, thank you. Where's your cousin?
00:25:48.000 Got to warm the cold brain up with cigar smoke Peace out.
00:25:57.000 ♪ I said, hey, now, big bro, you should be sorry ♪ Luke, you're about seven behind.
00:26:01.000 Look at this mess. I know.
00:26:02.000 I know. I know.
00:26:04.000 How can you live with yourself?
00:26:05.000 Let's have a straightener, then. Come on. 0.99
00:26:06.000 No, I don't want a straightener. Come on.
00:26:08.000 Straightener. Why not?
00:26:10.000 You might win. No, I won't.
00:26:11.000 I'm drunk. Let's go. No, I won't.
00:26:13.000 No, I won't. Let's go. Straightener. 1.00
00:26:15.000 No rules. No rules.
00:26:16.000 No rules. No. That makes it worse.
00:26:18.000 It all gets worse. Come on.
00:26:19.000 Jules, we're in the hat. He thinks he's the captain of booze.
00:26:22.000 I'm trying to hide. This is me hiding.
00:26:24.000 They won't notice me if I wear the hat.
00:26:26.000 I'm the one with the cool, with the money, fun, shiny, and I'm a show you never learn, ain't that right?
00:26:31.000 See from my bones, I can feel you. Take it back to the time only we knew how to live.
00:26:37.000 you
00:26:40.000 Haram! Luke,
00:27:21.000 get in the game. There's a game, Luke.
00:27:24.000 Footwork, footwork. Move your feet, move your feet.
00:27:29.000 Flip the jab, Luke.
00:27:32.000 Slip the jab. There's no work.
00:27:33.000 We haven't even got a fucking processor. Listen, me and Luke, we're going, me and him as a team. 0.98
00:27:40.000 He's going to keep up with me, and we're taking you out.
00:27:43.000 I'm scared. All right, Luke.
00:27:44.000 Do your best. Luke, are you ready?
00:27:46.000 No. We're going to take him on.
00:27:48.000 No, no. We can't.
00:27:49.000 No. I can't do it alone.
00:27:50.000 I know, but he'll go forever. No, we have to go.
00:27:53.000 Luke, it's down or never.
00:27:54.000 Charge into gunfire.
00:27:56.000 I need help. You can't leave your fucking, I admit it, you're my cousin. 1.00
00:28:00.000 You can't leave me out here to die by myself. 1.00
00:28:02.000 Alright, I am his cousin.
00:28:04.000 Alright, Lukes, come on, let's go. 1.00
00:28:06.000 Tristan, you're fucked, mate. 1.00
00:28:08.000 Oh, fuck, now Luke's drinking. 1.00
00:28:10.000 If he drinks another seven or eight, he catches up. 1.00
00:28:14.000 I'm gonna have to have some more booze, and I literally can't.
00:28:17.000 I'm so full and so drunk, I couldn't possibly tolerate another drink.
00:28:21.000 Yes. Luke, how did you get us into this fight?
00:28:29.000 He's too powerful! How dare you drag me into this?
00:28:35.000 How did you drag me into this mess?
00:28:38.000 He's unbeatable! 0.97
00:28:40.000 He's an unbeatable monster! 0.79
00:28:42.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Baby alert! 0.99
00:28:44.000 Baby alert! He's gonna throw off baby alert!
00:28:46.000 Follow him! Don't throw up, bro.
00:28:56.000 Throwing up is cheating. Listen.
00:28:59.000 Bumbling is cheating, man. 1.00
00:29:03.000 Poor fucker. I'm going to try and hide, man. 1.00
00:29:06.000 I'll see you later. It's the captain.
00:29:19.000 you're okay?
00:29:21.000 Okay, you could unlock Please I must check my safety I must check. You're okay?
00:29:39.000 Please unlock.
00:29:41.000 Captain Tristan, here to get ya!
00:29:50.000 Okay. Oh, where is he?
00:29:53.000 I am the captain! You're a fucking loser! 1.00
00:29:55.000 Come booze! There is no escape! 1.00
00:29:58.000 You believe me! That's how drunk you are, you fucking dork! 1.00
00:30:01.000 I can do a Croatian accent to save my life! 1.00
00:30:03.000 Let's booze! 1.00
00:30:05.000 Woohoo! 1.00
00:30:07.000 I won't mention the 30% probability of being you, but AlphaPhi, you know what?
00:30:11.000 Maybe he's having a bit too serious about his life.
00:30:13.000 Pause, pause, pause, pause!
00:30:19.000 Pause! Pause! I got Luke so bad!
00:30:23.000 Knock the door! It was this!
00:30:25.000 It was this! This is the captain!
00:30:28.000 Huh? What? Safety aboard my ship is very serious.
00:30:32.000 I must make sure you're okay. What, what, what?
00:30:34.000 Yeah, okay. One minute, Captain.
00:30:36.000 Sure. One second.
00:30:38.000 You must unlock. He unlocks the door, and I'm like, ha-ha!
00:30:41.000 Captain Booze! 1.00
00:30:42.000 Here to get you! That's not a Croatian accent!
00:30:44.000 I sounded Arabic! 1.00
00:30:46.000 What is this shit? 1.00
00:30:47.000 He must be drunk! 1.00
00:30:49.000 He fell for my fake Croatian captain gig, which obviously I pull all the time. 1.00
00:30:54.000 Oh, shit. The Croat-Arab captain. 1.00
00:30:56.000 I like that. Captain Booze.
00:30:57.000 I got something that'll set you straight. No, no.
00:31:00.000 Nice, stiff drink.
00:31:02.000 No. Those two ain't ready for us.
00:31:03.000 When we go hard, they ain't ready.
00:31:05.000 They think they're ready, but not when we start doing 10 drinks in 10 minutes.
00:31:08.000 No, but they're actually, they're actually all throwing up in bedroom right now.
00:31:12.000 Tristan, you and I are just made of different cloth, and I'm gonna admit, listen, I'm gonna admit, I can't drink like you, but the fighter in me just can't take, can't take, I have to try.
00:31:22.000 I have to try. You know, I have to go to war.
00:31:25.000 It's who I am. It's round 10.
00:31:29.000 You gotta fucking put your gloves up and swing! 0.99
00:31:31.000 How many times have I sparred with you? 1.00
00:31:33.000 And round after round, knockdown after knockdown, I'm back up swinging.
00:31:37.000 That's the game. That's who I am.
00:31:39.000 That's who you are. That's the game.
00:31:40.000 That's what makes the Tate brothers the Tate brothers.
00:31:42.000 That's the game. That's right. And this is why Luke's done.
00:31:45.000 You know, let me say something about it.
00:31:47.000 Put this in the series, actually.
00:31:49.000 Let me say the only thing, because I've told you endless times about how I like the Paul brothers.
00:31:54.000 I like them. I like how Logan brought dueling back.
00:31:57.000 I like Jake because he actually fucking fights for real. 0.99
00:32:01.000 You know what fucking let me down? 0.97
00:32:02.000 I swear to God, someone sent me a clip of Logan talking about his brother Jake saying, yeah, Jake told me he was going to be the world champion. 0.99
00:32:11.000 I just had to cut in and say, you know, Jake, you're never going to be that.
00:32:14.000 You're never going to get there. I've seen that clip.
00:32:18.000 I remember you being a very average kickboxer telling me you were going to be the world champion.
00:32:23.000 And what did I say? I said you are going to be the world champion.
00:32:26.000 You are going to be the world champion. And did you become the world champion?
00:32:29.000 Yes, I did. You know, what kind of brothers...
00:32:32.000 Shit on each other that way. 1.00
00:32:33.000 And that's a dig to Logan, not Jake. 1.00
00:32:36.000 What kind of boys?
00:32:37.000 That's your brother!
00:32:39.000 And that's his dream?
00:32:40.000 And he has all the money and time and finance and partners to train with and to invest in that dream? 1.00
00:32:47.000 And you're going to tell your brother, fuck you. 1.00
00:32:50.000 At least fucking support the guy, you know? 1.00
00:32:53.000 Because I don't believe Jake could be the world champion. 0.98
00:32:55.000 I don't. But also, I'm not Jake Paul's brother.
00:32:58.000 But I fucking like Jake Paul. 0.97
00:33:00.000 Jake over Logan a million times. 0.97
00:33:03.000 The reason Logan dislikes me, and by extension us, is not because we're more famous than them.
00:33:09.000 It's because we have a close bond, and he doesn't have his own brother, and that's why he's upset.
00:33:13.000 Because he's turned on his own brother so many times.
00:33:15.000 He's best friends with his brother's enemy. 1.00
00:33:18.000 A bunch of cuck shit. 1.00
00:33:19.000 Imagine some guy. 1.00
00:33:21.000 Some guy. Let's call him Gay S.I. An imaginary man called Gay S.I. Gay S.I. So an imaginary man called Gay S.I. makes friends with one of us. 0.98
00:33:32.000 And we somehow split up over that.
00:33:35.000 And I value my friendship with Gay S.I. over you.
00:33:38.000 Tristan. That's fucked up. 1.00
00:33:39.000 Gay S.I. was your friend. 1.00
00:33:44.000 And he beefed me. 1.00
00:33:45.000 I expect you to sideswipe that fuck. 1.00
00:33:48.000 A sideswipe, yeah. As I would for you. 1.00
00:33:50.000 Oh, you want to beef my brother? 1.00
00:33:52.000 I'm going to come up to you and say, hey, bro, and knock you the motherfucker out. 0.99
00:33:55.000 You're like, oh, well, you know, gay as bi had my back on this day, and the fact that he fell out on my brother is unfortunate, but man, I'm from California, and I stream on Cut Tube. 1.00
00:34:08.000 Cut Tube. Jesus, Cut Tube, bro.
00:34:11.000 How do you return your own brother to some dude?
00:34:14.000 Listen, anyone who has beef with my brother has beef with me.
00:34:17.000 By extension, forever. 1.00
00:34:20.000 When I see Jake Paul and KSI beefing and Logan Paul licking KSI's ass... 1.00
00:34:27.000 Weird. And that's why Logan's so upset with us. 1.00
00:34:30.000 He ain't upset that we're more famous than him.
00:34:31.000 He ain't upset that we're the ones who are outside the matrix.
00:34:34.000 We are Richard, by the way. And we're richer than him.
00:34:36.000 He ain't upset about none of that. He's upset that we have a true brother bond and he hasn't got it.
00:34:40.000 And the reason he hasn't got it is, I'll tell you why, because I'm the older brother.
00:34:42.000 As an older brother, you have to lead by example.
00:34:44.000 And Jake Paul looks up to his older brother and looks at him and goes, you know what? 0.99
00:34:46.000 You ain't shit. I get it. 0.99
00:34:48.000 Jake's led by example.
00:34:49.000 How about this? Jake Tate.
00:34:51.000 Let's invite him into the brotherhood.
00:34:53.000 Jake is more of a man than Logan.
00:34:55.000 That's why Jake doesn't listen to Logan, and that's why Logan is sitting there as the older brother, bum-licking Jake's enemy. 1.00
00:35:02.000 A bunch of bullshit, right? 1.00
00:35:04.000 You're the older brother. You have to set an example. 1.00
00:35:06.000 Anybody who has beef with my brother, you have beef with my brother, it's on-site.
00:35:11.000 On-site. I don't care if you're in a club.
00:35:13.000 Don't care if you're in the supermarket.
00:35:14.000 And hear me out. I don't care if you're with ten of your boys.
00:35:17.000 I'll roll up strapped.
00:35:19.000 On site. Bum, bum, bum. 0.63
00:35:21.000 All of you. Fuck you. 1.00
00:35:22.000 On site. You're beeping my brothers. 1.00
00:35:24.000 On site. He's going to sit there and be best friends with his brother's fucking enemy? 1.00
00:35:27.000 And then he wants to sit there and talk to me about fucking morals on YouTube. 1.00
00:35:31.000 Cock tube! 1.00
00:35:32.000 The dude has no morality. 0.98
00:35:34.000 He has no morality as a man. 0.99
00:35:36.000 That's why he takes any dildo that Susan sends him. 0.99
00:35:38.000 Hello, here's this month's dildo. 1.00
00:35:40.000 Please take it for your fucking paycheck. 1.00
00:35:42.000 If you're gonna turn on your own brother, you'll turn on fucking the whole world. 1.00
00:35:46.000 That's who Logan Paul is. 1.00
00:35:47.000 This is an official invitation, man.
00:35:49.000 Jake Tate. I'll invite you in.
00:35:51.000 You're my brother now.
00:35:52.000 We'll show you how brotherhood works.
00:35:54.000 We got your back. And as brothers, you now officially share our finances.
00:35:59.000 Shit, you want to be gay, Jake? Let's go! 1.00
00:36:02.000 You want ten? We ain't broke like Logan.
00:36:05.000 Don't worry, we got you. We're alright.
00:36:07.000 It's in the bank. But bro...
00:36:09.000 That's nuts, man. That's upsetting for me.
00:36:12.000 I can't...
00:36:13.000 It breaks my heart to hear it.
00:36:16.000 And that's why, because...
00:36:19.000 We talk about perspicacity and I thought, why does Logan dislike me so much?
00:36:24.000 It's three reasons. One, because I'm outside of the Matrix and he's had to cuck to the Matrix, which he's jealous of, the first thing.
00:36:31.000 The second is I'm more famous than him and Richard in him, which upsets him. 0.97
00:36:34.000 But the third and most important is that we have a real brotherhood and that his younger brother doesn't respect him because he's a cuck. 0.95
00:36:40.000 And he knows that and he feels that. 0.94
00:36:42.000 And that's why he truly dislikes us.
00:36:44.000 And that's why he'll always dislike us.
00:36:46.000 No matter what happens, no matter how famous we've become, how much money we make, how right we are proven.
00:36:52.000 How banned we get. How banned we get.
00:36:54.000 He's gonna be upset knowing that his brother doesn't respect him as an older brother because he sold out to the machine and took the fucking Susan YouTube dildo. 0.99
00:37:02.000 And that's why he doesn't like us. 0.99
00:37:05.000 That's all it is. He doesn't fucking know us. 0.99
00:37:06.000 He just looks at us and goes, you know what? 0.99
00:37:08.000 They're braver than me. 1.00
00:37:10.000 I took the fucking Susan dildo. 1.00
00:37:12.000 My younger brother doesn't respect me. 1.00
00:37:14.000 Fuck Andrew Tate, bro. 1.00
00:37:15.000 Fuck Andrew Tate. And all his YouTube comments are people saying, Logan, you're a dickhead. 1.00
00:37:22.000 Well, you know, it's what it is, yeah. 0.98
00:37:25.000 So, no, I can't talk to you anymore. 0.99
00:37:27.000 My boy, Gay-ass-Buy, told me. 1.00
00:37:29.000 I'm a gay-ass-buy. 1.00
00:37:45.000 Someone take them at me. 1.00