Tate Speech - August 18, 2022


SUPERCAR FUEL EXPLODES 💥 | Tate Confidential Ep. 152


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

130.54054

Word Count

2,093

Sentence Count

229

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

In this episode, the lads talk about getting caught by a trucker, getting drunk in France, and how to get out of France in a car with no gas. Also, the boys discuss the dangers of drinking in the car and why they don't drink in cars. Also, there's a song about a guy who doesn't know all the words to R&B, but he does know the beat to it, so that's cool. The lads also talk about how they would drive around Europe in a supercar if they didn't have any money and how they'd drink all the booze they could get their hands on. And that's about it. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Podchaser if you liked it! Cheers, Cat P. & The Guys. XOXO - Cat P & The Boys. (feat. ) - The Guys ( ) - The Lads ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) & The Crew ( ). ( ). The boys are back from their summer break and are back in full force and are ready to get back into the real world. We are back at it. We have no idea what we re back. We re back and ready to rock and roll again. We ll be back next week. We hope you enjoy the next few episodes, we ll see you soon. - Cat and the boys ( ) xoxo - The Boys ( ) Xoxo Can't wait to see you guys! - Tom and the Crews Love ya'll. - The Crew xoxoxo. xo - Luke xo - - Jack - Jake - P - Jaxon - Luke - Gav - Tristan - Tristan - Kacie - Chacho - Yeehaw - Cheers! - Chacho - , . Jake - & the boys & so on , and so on... and so much more! Love you guys. - P.S. - The Crew is back from our summer break, and we will be back in the real life, so don t forget to send us your thoughts, love you all, love ya'll, bye, bye!


Transcript

00:00:02.000 There's no gas station ever, and we've completely run out of gas.
00:00:06.000 The car no longer functions.
00:00:07.000 We're rolling down a hill in France.
00:00:10.000 Trucks are overtaking us.
00:00:11.000 We're out of gas. We're out of gas.
00:00:14.000 Totally. Who are you?
00:00:51.000 What do you mean? Who are you? Luke.
00:00:55.000 There's a guy called Luke and he has this shitty YouTube channel on this stupid show called Take Confidential.
00:01:00.000 You ever heard of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:01.000 There's like some guy and he thinks he has a YouTube thing.
00:01:04.000 Have you heard of that guy on YouTube who's called Luke?
00:01:06.000 You. Is he your cousin?
00:01:08.000 No, he's your cousin. No, your cousin in his YouTube channel.
00:01:10.000 And he thinks he has a YouTube channel. We're busy racing stupid cars.
00:01:13.000 We ain't doing stupid YouTube videos. We're not walking around with an iPhone just doing dumb shit, just drinking and being retards, Luke.
00:01:18.000 So you have to take your fucking shit and fuck off.
00:01:19.000 You don't need to grow up. We're really immature, man.
00:01:22.000 We're millionaires, all right? We got something.
00:01:24.000 We're sophisticated gentlemen of the planet, of the Earth.
00:01:27.000 You're not. Fuck you, guys.
00:01:50.000 I'm going to go ahead and start the engine.
00:02:17.000 Okay.
00:02:24.000 What are we doing?
00:02:50.000 We're doing this whole thing again.
00:02:52.000 What do you mean again? Again.
00:02:54.000 Or we'd drive around Europe and spend loads of money in supercars.
00:02:57.000 Yeah. We'd be stupid. We'd never do that.
00:02:59.000 Just drink booze. Just drink endless booze.
00:03:01.000 We'd never do that. It was horrible. Last night was horrible.
00:03:07.000 Marcel! Marcel?
00:03:11.000 Unfortunately you've been caught a bit.
00:03:14.000 Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit, Marcel.
00:03:17.000 But you know what, Marcel?
00:03:18.000 I'll delete this. Maybe.
00:03:20.000 Marcel, before we go in to see Tristan, we have to admit, it does get fucking hard.
00:03:27.000 It does get hot. They fucking booze hard.
00:03:29.000 It does get hot. Never do that booze.
00:03:31.000 It was horrible. Why?
00:03:33.000 I feel like absolute ass.
00:03:34.000 Why? Because of booze.
00:03:36.000 Booze is, it's literal poison.
00:03:38.000 I'm not sure, I don't get why we drink it.
00:03:41.000 You have to tell your cousin that, because I think he disagrees.
00:03:43.000 Your cousin Tristan.
00:03:45.000 He does this every day.
00:03:47.000 So this is it.
00:03:58.000 Yeah, I'll...
00:04:01.000 Welcome to the real world.
00:04:09.000 This isn't the real world, Cat P.
00:04:11.000 So France, let us in.
00:04:29.000 Fuck France. I can't know my fucking Google Maps will fucking work.
00:04:32.000 Fuck France. So France has tried to sabotage us by making Google Maps not work.
00:04:37.000 Basically, yeah. Old French s**t.
00:04:43.000 You're fucking people.
00:04:45.000 They are my people. I do apologize for the French people.
00:04:48.000 You're fucking serious. Nobody likes the French.
00:04:52.000 No one. No one ever says, I like the French.
00:04:55.000 Ever. I don't think I've ever heard it before.
00:04:58.000 I don't think I've ever heard those words.
00:05:00.000 Ever. The only thing I can do to pay them back is to be less likeable than they are.
00:05:09.000 So come to their country in a nice, fast, loud car to break every single fucking road law they have.
00:05:15.000 I'm sorry I don't have a high-vis jacket in my fucking boot.
00:05:19.000 I'm a fucking freak.
00:05:22.000 Like you French.
00:05:23.000 Every single time I came to France to fight, I won.
00:05:28.000 Ha ha ha!
00:05:30.000 Play the English anthem, go home.
00:05:32.000 Watching your f**king f**k.
00:05:35.000 F**k you. F**k.
00:05:37.000 What is this? What's this?
00:05:38.000 A windmill? F**k.
00:05:40.000 It's f**king. Fix this.
00:05:42.000 I can't fix them.
00:05:43.000 I've given up on France.
00:05:45.000 Alright, so basically France is here to be used and used by us and our superpowers.
00:05:48.000 Correct. They shouldn't have let us in.
00:05:50.000 Yeehaw. Yeehaw.
00:05:56.000 Do you know about this song?
00:05:59.000 Not really. No, you don't.
00:06:00.000 You don't know shit. We have no gas.
00:06:03.000 We have four miles in the tank.
00:06:04.000 There's no gas stations. You don't know about this song.
00:06:08.000 Do you know all the words to this song?
00:06:10.000 No. Really?
00:06:13.000 You're a full grown man who doesn't know all the words to Rapper's Delight.
00:06:17.000 What do you mean? That's not...
00:06:20.000 No one does. Big Bang Hank and Wonderbike And Master G, they know all the words.
00:06:29.000 And I know all the words.
00:06:31.000 The hippie to the hip, hip, hoppy.
00:06:32.000 You don't stop the rockin' to the bang-a-bang-a-boogie.
00:06:35.000 Say up, jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to beat.
00:06:38.000 Now what you hear is not a ten stop rappin' to the beat.
00:06:42.000 And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
00:06:46.000 See, I am wonderfully and I'd like to say hello.
00:06:50.000 A little black to the white So far, you've heard my voice, but I brought one friend along, and next on the mic is my man Luke.
00:07:10.000 Come on, Luke, sing that song!
00:07:14.000 You never know you're worse!
00:07:16.000 Then I go by the code of the doctor of the visiting reasons, I'll tell you why.
00:07:21.000 You see, I'm six foot one, and I'm tons of fun, and I dress to a tee.
00:07:25.000 You see, I got more clothes, I'm a Muhammad Ali, and I dress so viciously.
00:07:29.000 I got bodyguards, I got two big cards, it definitely ain't the wife.
00:07:33.000 I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroof Cadillac.
00:07:40.000 We're just really on the wall.
00:07:42.000 I got a color TV so I can see the Knicks play basketball.
00:07:46.000 Hear me talking about checkbook, credit card, more money than a sucker could ever spend.
00:07:51.000 But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bump from the rock and not a dime till I made it again.
00:07:55.000 Everybody go hotel, motel.
00:07:58.000 What you gonna do today?
00:08:00.000 You're a proud girl, gonna get some break a dog walk in the death row jail Everybody go home, jail, home, jail, Holiday Inn Say it, your girl starts acting up I bet you take her friend I'm at the gym, I'm out in my glow It's on you, so what you gonna do?
00:08:16.000 Well it's on and on and on and on and on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn I said M-A-S-T-E-R-G to the double E I said I go by the unforgettable name of Slim Aligoma Master G Well, my name is known all over the world For all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls I'm going down in history As the baddest rapper you ever seen Now feel the highs and you feel the lows We may start spinning into the doze Start popping your veins and then stop when you leave
00:08:44.000 And moving your body while you're sitting in your chair Damn, you start doing the free or stand down Right out of your seat then you throw your hands high in the air You rock it to the rhythm straight in the air You rock it to the beat without a care It's a song I tried to emcee, so I'm the affair Now I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang But I rock to the beat just the same I got a little face and a fair brow Now I'm going here to do ladies' hypnotize It's on and on and on and on and on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn I said it on and on and on and on and on
00:09:14.000 Like a hot butter cup, then pop the pops Give a little hop, then pop, pop the dope Dance, now become alive, y'all, and give me what you got I guess by now you can take a hunch You might find that I am the baby of the bunch But that's okay, I still keep in time Cause all I'm here to do is use a boogie up my eyes It's on and on and on and on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn I said it on and on and on and on and on Like rock, y'all, now get on the floor I'm gonna freak your hair, I'm gonna freak your hair I'm gonna move you out of this atmosphere Cause I'm one of a kind and I'll shock you
00:09:43.000 I'm gonna put you to your seat, you're a wild one I said it one, two, three, four Come on, girls, now get on the floor Come alive, y'all, and give me what you got Cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock I said one, two, three, four Tell me, wonder, what are you waiting for?
00:09:59.000 Said I hit rock, they hit me too, they hit me They hit me, they hit me I don't have a verse.
00:10:05.000 I don't know my verse. It's not my verse.
00:10:15.000 Your shit country.
00:10:17.000 We have zero miles left on the petrol gauge.
00:10:20.000 There's no petrol stations.
00:10:22.000 And on top of all of it, you don't know your own fucking verse.
00:10:26.000 It's not my verse.
00:10:28.000 You know what this means, Luke?
00:10:35.000 Thank you for watching!
00:10:37.000 Bye!
00:10:39.000 Looks like we're in our gas.
00:10:44.000 There's no gas station ever, and we've completely run out of gas.
00:10:48.000 Car no longer functions.
00:10:49.000 We're rolling down a hill in France.
00:10:52.000 Trucks are overtaking us.
00:10:53.000 We're out of gas. We're out of gas.
00:10:56.000 Totally.
00:10:57.000 I wish we had this nice hill.
00:11:02.000 Have you tried saying fuck gas?
00:11:09.000 Bye!
00:11:10.000 That's a joke that doesn't even make sense in particular.
00:11:13.000 No one knows that, do they? If you say fuck gas, you don't mean gas.
00:11:16.000 You skip the gas station. I tried that one.
00:11:18.000 There was no gas station and it didn't work.
00:11:21.000 Anyway, it is conclusive evidence.
00:11:23.000 Literally, this is the end of our spring.
00:11:26.000 This is it now. This is the end, isn't it?
00:11:28.000 We now live by the side of the road in France.
00:11:30.000 So we're homeless. Can we at least be under the bridge?
00:11:32.000 Okay. Okay.
00:11:34.000 So, I mean, we've got a nice roof there.
00:11:35.000 I guess I can try and sleep there.
00:11:38.000 You can sleep there. We can hunt.
00:11:42.000 I'll throw new homes, mate.
00:11:44.000 Nice. You know what?
00:11:46.000 I know, it might not be that bad.
00:11:48.000 There's no French people here.
00:11:50.000 Hm.
00:11:59.000 So, we now live under the bridge of France.
00:12:24.000 Where's confidential?
00:12:27.000 So this is where we live now.
00:12:30.000 It is quite bullshit.
00:12:37.000 It's true, literally.
00:12:39.000 I don't know.
00:12:43.000 Maybe this is how they want, maybe they have a population problem.
00:12:45.000 They want people to get trapped here and live under bridges.
00:12:50.000 This is definitely somehow your fault, your French.
00:12:54.000 Oh no, I like it here.
00:12:55.000 The nice French air under the nice French bridge.
00:13:01.000 Nice French car, passerbyers.
00:13:03.000 No one cares about us, so no one pulls over to ask if we're okay.
00:13:10.000 So day three under the bridge.
00:13:12.000 Day three. It gets quite boring.
00:13:19.000 Boring.
00:13:20.000 The whole bridge thing.
00:13:22.000 I was much more excited the first day.
00:13:25.000 Sleeping's okay, it's not too bad.
00:13:28.000 There's a lot of noise, but you get used to it on the second day.
00:13:36.000 Day seven now.
00:13:38.000 Still quite hungry.
00:13:42.000 Forcing our human minds to be able to extract the air, the water from the air, to hydrate ourselves.
00:13:52.000 Explain that to me!
00:13:58.000 I can't. No wonder they got fucking...
00:14:01.000 We had no gas in their tanks.
00:14:05.000 Dumbass! Dude, this is your fault!
00:14:08.000 I like it here. It's day seven.
00:14:10.000 I'm starting to like it. Maybe why the French did this to us.
00:14:13.000 I don't know why they did this to us.
00:14:15.000 Maybe this is what they want. Maybe they want people under their bridges.
00:14:21.000 You lure them in.
00:14:22.000 Is that why they have unchecked immigration?
00:14:23.000 They might be. Think about it.
00:14:28.000 This is unacceptable and France must pay.
00:14:33.000 It must be the ultimate price.
00:14:36.000 What's the ultimate price?
00:14:38.000 The ultimate price?
00:14:48.000 How'd he find us? We've been lost for nine days.
00:14:56.000 We're back! The superhero!
00:14:58.000 This is a French cunt.
00:15:00.000 It's not my fault. You're a French cunt and nobody likes you.
00:15:03.000 That's a little fucking gas station, Luke.
00:15:05.000 Of all the people in the world who I despise, we jump to the top of the hill.
00:15:09.000 Fuck you, Luke. This is my fault.
00:15:12.000 I didn't do that. That was because of our spots.
00:15:15.000 It is your fault, Luke.
00:15:18.000 That ain't my fucking fault, Liz.
00:15:19.000 I'm a French. I might be the only French one here.
00:15:23.000 That might be true. You dickhead.
00:15:27.000 You know you're smoking, yeah?
00:15:32.000 That's petrol, Bob.
00:15:34.000 I'm gonna go down the road.
00:15:36.000 This can't be normal.
00:15:42.000 I don't think they'll let you smoke.
00:15:43.000 I'm not at all.
00:15:45.000 I'm ready for the boom.
00:15:47.000 I don't need a boom yet.
00:15:49.000 It is actually almost like now He might be. Just saying.
00:15:59.000 I don't know if anyone on Tech Confidential noticed this.