Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


SUPERCARS IN DUBAI | Tate Confidential Ep. 55


Episode Stats

Length

25 minutes

Words per Minute

77.72549

Word Count

1,982

Sentence Count

284

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

In this episode the boys are stranded in the middle of the desert and have to decide if they should go for a drive or stay in the camp. They meet up with other castes and try to find a way to get back to civilization but it doesn't go as planned. The boys decide to take a drive and try and find a solution to the problem but it's not as simple as they first thought. They have to go to the city and get a car but they don't have one and they have to rent a car from a guy who has one too. They also have to figure out what to do with a dead plant that they found in the desert but they can't seem to get rid of it so they take a dumpster fire to try and get it up and running again. They are joined by a group of other castees and the rest of the cast is back in the city but the problem is still there and they don t know how to get home. They decide to go for another drive and the problem gets worse and worse and the boys decide that they need to go on a drive to find other people to help them get back home. It's a doosey trip and the result is not what they expected. Listen in to find out what happens and find out if they can get back on the road again and whether or not they re going to make it back home or not! or if they re staying in the same place they were before they left the day before they went to the other camp and they are going to have to drive back the next day to get a new car and get another one or not the one they were looking for a new one to get the one that they have been looking for in the last one they got in the first place. Enjoy the episode and stay tuned for the next one! Have a listen and tweet us what you think of it to let us know what you thought of the episode! and what you would like to see next week's next episode. We ll be back next week! Timestamps: 4: 0:00 - What's your favourite part of the podcast? 5:30 - What do you would do next week? 6:15 - What s your favourite meal? 7:00 8:00- What is your favourite food? 9:40 - What are you looking forward to next? 11:20 - Who do you like to eat?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 I'm not sure if that's true.
00:00:36.000 The second floor looks much better.
00:00:40.000 Let's go in school.
00:00:42.000 This is open by like 5 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 5 o'clock and post midnight.
00:00:47.000 We can
00:01:14.000 Have any people living the desert are very high level I We're going to stop here.
00:01:35.000 Let other castes come as well.
00:01:37.000 So these are rocks? No, no.
00:01:40.000 These are all, these rocks are plants.
00:01:44.000 That's a plant. It's a dead plant.
00:01:47.000 Basically they call it a fire bush.
00:01:50.000 But they are dead. So we stop and meet up other castes.
00:01:53.000 Let everybody come and we can go for a picnic.
00:01:56.000 Okay.
00:01:56.000 See you guys.
00:01:58.000 Walk home or go home?
00:02:10.000 Huh?
00:02:10.000 Walk home?
00:02:11.000 Walk home.
00:02:12.000 Could do.
00:02:14.000 That way.
00:02:15.000 Watch your side.
00:02:17.000 I'll cover the camera.
00:02:20.000 A couple of hoes.
00:02:25.000 Desert hoes.
00:02:27.000 Put up tinder, see if there are any hoes in the desert.
00:02:30.000 Hey man, get some of those nomadic camel riding, long sheet wearing, rapier desert hoes.
00:02:38.000 I think there's a cinema on TV. I'm not sure. I'm not a fan of that idea. Yeah. It's on the.com.
00:02:45.000 It's on the news.
00:02:47.000 People deserve money.
00:02:50.000 It's on the news.
00:03:20.000 I know you've got experience, bro. I'm trusting you.
00:03:23.000 Stuck?
00:03:40.000 You're studying to come up with another way to think.
00:03:44.000 Why? Jeep's Jeep.
00:03:46.000 It's not a land cruiser. It's not strong enough?
00:03:51.000 The Jeep? It's not strong enough.
00:03:53.000 Jeep is supposed to be strong.
00:03:54.000 What happened to the f**king Jeep?
00:03:56.000 I don't know.
00:03:58.000 The guys are not experts.
00:04:00.000 The Jeep died last time I checked.
00:04:02.000 I'm going to the hospital.
00:04:16.000 Okay.
00:04:29.000 Can't keep up bro.
00:04:56.000 Not strong enough. Not strong enough.
00:04:58.000 He's a good driver.
00:04:59.000 He's experienced. This guy is almost like 15 years on 22 years.
00:05:06.000 Basically the company they give lead.
00:05:08.000 So if it's people they get sick I'm gonna take over.
00:05:10.000 They don't put car number 2 as a new one.
00:05:13.000 I'm going to try to get a new one.
00:05:47.000 So 350 people coming here.
00:05:49.000 Not your camp.
00:05:51.000 Our camp is some other place.
00:05:53.000 We come here for the sign boarding.
00:05:55.000 So we are going to stop the sign boarding here.
00:05:57.000 Good luck bro.
00:06:09.000 You are welcome.
00:06:11.000 You took a video.
00:06:23.000 This is a smart approach.
00:06:25.000 There you go.
00:06:27.000 You ok?
00:06:37.000 Oh, my God.
00:06:38.000 Oh my god!
00:06:40.000 If you could guess last week before you came on our adventures, you had to point on a map where on earth you would be.
00:06:46.000 Would you be in a desert on the edge of Oman?
00:06:48.000 Hell no. Hell no.
00:06:52.000 Out in Regis. Out in Farley Hill.
00:06:55.000 Cookies and cream dumpster.
00:06:57.000 Could be. Lucy Farms shots.
00:06:59.000 Could have been shooting some music video.
00:07:01.000 Right in my face.
00:07:09.000 What is this?
00:07:20.000 Local date.
00:07:22.000 Thank you.
00:07:23.000 Oh, one, two, three.
00:08:55.000 Let me tell you something about chicken.
00:08:57.000 There are three different chicken dishes in the world.
00:08:59.000 Three different types of chicken you can eat.
00:09:01.000 This is the second one.
00:09:03.000 So category one is when white people cook chicken.
00:09:07.000 That's one. Category two is when brown people cook chicken.
00:09:10.000 I'm enjoying this. Brown people chicken is good.
00:09:14.000 Category three is when black people cook chicken.
00:09:17.000 And everyone knows that black people chicken is better than brown people chicken and a hundred times better than white people chicken.
00:09:24.000 That's just a matter of culinary expertise.
00:09:27.000 And I'm right. Don't at me.
00:09:29.000 Yeah, line
00:09:31.000 Oh
00:10:47.000 Wow, he's so cool!
00:10:49.000 Oh my god!
00:10:51.000 What?
00:10:53.000 What the fuck?
00:10:55.000 Give me another!
00:10:57.000 Thank you!
00:11:07.000 Guys, I'm a fucking Debbie!
00:11:10.000 That was like 10 spins. I'm telling you I'm dizzy.
00:11:14.000 I would definitely do 11 just to meet you.
00:11:16.000 Well, I don't know how many it was. Well, he stopped me.
00:11:18.000 I could have done more.
00:11:19.000 I could have done more. Goodbye,
00:11:57.000 we'll save you now. Alright, let's have a go park my bike.
00:12:16.000 Are you done with me? All good, all good.
00:12:20.000 You can be 5 minutes in the back seat.
00:12:23.000 You're going to Ferrari today, yeah?
00:12:29.000 Yeah, I don't have one at home, so I'll take one around to buy.
00:12:36.000 Nothing wrong with renting cars, as long as you admit that you're rented.
00:12:39.000 All you broke boys out there renting cars and taking pictures with them, pretending that they're yours, that's horseshit.
00:12:45.000 I've got supercars, they're in the course.
00:12:47.000 This one is rented.
00:12:49.000 I've got a supercar, it's a Mercedes, it's a Volkswagen, I don't give a...
00:12:52.000 I've got a Mercedes, it's a Volkswagen, I don't give a...
00:13:19.000 I've got a Toyota 6-speed car, I don't give a...
00:13:22.000 I don't know how to adjust my fucking mirrors though.
00:13:25.000 Fuck, fuck, every fucking time.
00:13:27.000 Oh, shit.
00:13:28.000 Turn around.
00:13:31.000 I got a car.
00:13:32.000 We'll see.
00:13:33.000 I'm going to get you.
00:14:12.000 yeah!
00:14:12.000 I'm on my way to the airport.
00:15:31.000 Out here in the fucking sand.
00:15:32.000 Digging. Digging.
00:15:35.000 My hoes at home. Locked up.
00:15:39.000 I'm basically Muslim anyway.
00:15:40.000 We all know how I am with the females.
00:15:42.000 Inshallah. Inshallah.
00:15:44.000 By the way, that's Christian. I don't know why I'm doing this.
00:15:46.000 I'm just standing here.
00:15:54.000 This is fucking glorious.
00:15:56.000 I'm just standing here.
00:15:58.000 The birds are a bit of a giveaway.
00:16:00.000 Yeah, the birds are a bit of a giveaway.
00:16:02.000 If I stand behind the front, I'm like an opening Ferrari.
00:16:04.000 I'll hide the boot.
00:16:06.000 Open the Lambo.
00:16:08.000 Lambo's white.
00:16:10.000 You guys look local as fuck!
00:16:12.000 Alright, get a picture. I've been flexing on the broke boys.
00:16:19.000 I love you!
00:16:22.000 I love you!
00:16:26.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:16:28.000 You know who you are, you motherfucker!
00:16:31.000 Where are you going?
00:16:33.000 Where are you going?
00:16:35.000 You idiot!
00:18:29.000 Thanks for watching!
00:18:31.000 Thank you.
00:18:33.000 Look at that. Damn man, you've been taller than I am.
00:18:36.000 Big mother fucker. I feel from down here.
00:19:01.000 Y'all can run all you like.
00:19:03.000 Not me. Hey, no need for that.
00:19:10.000 Not in this heat.
00:19:13.000 Hell no. I want a vest.
00:19:35.000 Give him two vests.
00:19:36.000 Two. You got like a super inflatable one that goes.
00:19:41.000 Extra, extra space.
00:19:43.000 I want that stab proof. You can take it back to London.
00:19:46.000 They don't listen, do they?
00:19:48.000 I told him, black men don't do no water shit.
00:19:51.000 Ah, fucking flies in my ear and shit.
00:19:57.000 Well, rest in peace.
00:20:03.000 This is full speed yeah? Full speed.
00:20:04.000 I like this. So yeah, I bought the McLaren, everything was fine.
00:20:24.000 One day I'm driving it, it says suspension control downgraded.
00:20:27.000 I don't know what that means. So I ignored it.
00:20:30.000 Next day, turn it on, it's fine again.
00:20:31.000 Turn it on again. Fucking EVS system fault.
00:20:36.000 Mode change fault.
00:20:37.000 All these faults are going off. None of it made sense.
00:20:40.000 So I was like, all right, this car's about to go to McLaren.
00:20:42.000 Bucharest says every supercar garage in the world except McLaren.
00:20:45.000 And Romania have Europe-wide assist, so they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe except Romania.
00:20:49.000 McLaren have Europe-wide assist.
00:20:50.000 McLaren will have Europe-wide assist.
00:20:52.000 They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe if it breaks down except Romania.
00:20:55.000 So I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away.
00:20:58.000 They'll go through Romania, through Hungary, through Austria, and then into the top of Germany as long.
00:21:03.000 But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border.
00:21:05.000 So I drove nine hours to the border of Hungary from Romania, went to this small town where obviously I had to go fuck because I go fuck every town in Romania.
00:21:12.000 So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back.
00:21:15.000 When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport like a dickhead.
00:21:21.000 So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport.
00:21:23.000 So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania like 20 meters.
00:21:29.000 There's a gas station either side of the burner.
00:21:30.000 I'm at the gas station other side. There's a Hungarian guy who goes, no, I don't like Romanians.
00:21:35.000 I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters.
00:21:37.000 I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians.
00:21:40.000 And hung up with me. So, I was like, what's my story?
00:21:43.000 We could see the truck, by the way.
00:21:44.000 We were in a gas station, and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the truck.
00:21:50.000 We saw him. So, I start calling him, calling him.
00:21:53.000 He's ignoring me, ignoring me.
00:21:54.000 Eventually, I call McLaren back, and they're like, oh yeah, you canceled.
00:21:58.000 I was like, what? Your delivery truck one guy goes, no, the delivery truck guy called and said that you didn't want to put your car on the truck.
00:22:04.000 Some fucking Hungarian guy.
00:22:05.000 I've never had a guy this weird in my life.
00:22:07.000 Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day.
00:22:09.000 Went and slammed my ballerina.
00:22:10.000 Came back the next day. And they sent a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard.
00:22:14.000 Picked the car up and took it.
00:22:15.000 And then, to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart.
00:22:18.000 Took a day. One day they repaired it.
00:22:19.000 And one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town.
00:22:21.000 Got my car back. Didn't pay anything.
00:22:23.000 And it's been fine ever since.
00:22:25.000 They upgraded the software.
00:22:26.000 I suppose there's a software issue. But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car.
00:22:30.000 It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car.
00:22:32.000 So yeah, warning lights are a thing with McLaren's.
00:22:35.000 But in a straight line, that car is fucking crazy.
00:22:38.000 Even though it doesn't go in a straight line.
00:22:40.000 Yeah, even though it doesn't go in a straight line.
00:22:41.000 That's the thing with it though. It's like, it's 50-50.
00:22:44.000 Sometimes you put your foot down as a rocket ship.
00:22:45.000 Sometimes you put your foot down and you'll go anywhere.
00:22:47.000 It's kind of luck. Do you grip or not?
00:22:48.000 Who knows? Roll the dice!
00:22:52.000 But you get used to it. When you drive in McLaren, you have to get used to it.
00:22:55.000 But once you're used to it, you know you're comfortable with it.
00:22:57.000 It's a different car to drive inside as well.
00:23:00.000 It's very modern.
00:23:02.000 Like if you look at the 570s, it's a nice screen.
00:23:05.000 Everything's very simple. Good to go.
00:23:08.000 I would say it's more of a millennial vehicle.
00:23:12.000 So in the challenge between picking between the Aston and the Lambo and Hurricane, the Tate solution is all of them.
00:23:17.000 Yeah, get all of them. I drive the Aston most of the time, though.
00:23:20.000 I like it the most. If I had to have one car, I'd have the Lambo.
00:23:23.000 I'd have the Aston. But the McLaren is the perfect bit on top for when you want to be a psycho.
00:23:28.000 We'll do that. It wants to kill you.
00:23:29.000 Yeah, it wants to kill you.
00:23:31.000 It's like the psycho girlfriend you see once a month.
00:23:32.000 Let's spend 300k on something that wants to kill it.
00:23:35.000 Yeah, it wants to kill you. It will let you crash.
00:23:36.000 It will 100% let you just pile it into a fucking wall.
00:23:39.000 Carbon fiber house, so...
00:23:41.000 You'll be alright? Yeah, you'll be okay.
00:23:43.000 The banquet. Ferrari, Lambo, or Aston?
00:24:03.000 Bro. Aston Martin's James Bond.
00:24:06.000 Lamborghini's Lamborghini.
00:24:08.000 So those two are up here.
00:24:10.000 Ferrari? Fuck Ferrari.
00:24:13.000 Trash.
00:24:15.000 Trash.
00:24:17.000 Put the mic in.
00:24:19.000 Trash.
00:24:21.000 Hey.
00:24:41.000 You can't do this.
00:24:45.000 Please just pick up the phone.
00:24:47.000 I'm sorry.
00:24:49.000 Heading to a restaurant that I heard is good.
00:24:58.000 It's not the London project.
00:25:00.000 Whatever, it's gonna be a bunch of crackheads and knife-building maniacs inside.
00:25:09.000 They mark it as high knife crime.
00:25:12.000 Come inside. The knife is better to be sharp.
00:25:16.000 I showed them London.
00:25:18.000 The food's not good. The food's not good.
00:25:20.000 The food's not good.