Tate Speech - July 26, 2022


TALIBAN BUY A ROLLS ROYCE | Tate Confidential Ep. 113

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Justin and his friends celebrate the defeat of the Taliban in Afghanistan and the return of freedom to their home country. They toast to the fallen Taliban and ask the question: why the hell do they have to pay for their lunches in the first place? Also, Justin tries to make a toast to God, but it doesn t go as planned. Listen to this episode of the podcast and tweet me if you like it! Timestamps: 0:00 - Who's to blame for the Taliban's defeat in Afghanistan? 3:30 - Why the Taliban are good for Afghanistan 6:15 - How to deal with the Taliban 7:00 Why we should all be thankful 8:20 - How the Taliban defeated the US 9:30 How the US should be grateful 11:00 | Who's responsible for the victory in Afghanistan ? 12:15 What do you think of Justin's toast to The Taliban? 14:30 | How did the Taliban defeat the US? 15:40 - What does God have to do with it? 16:40 17:20 | How do you feel about the victory? 18:40 | What are your thoughts on the Taliban s defeat? 19:15 | How does God's will for them? 21:00 // What are you going to do next? 22:30 // 22:40 // Is it good for them now? 23:20 24:00 / 25: How do they deserve our respect? 26:30 Are they deserve it ? 27: What are they good for us to have a chance to win this? 29:10 32:40 / 33:30 / 32:30 Do you think they have a future in the future? 35:10 / 35:40/36:00/35:40 Can they be better than us? 36:30/37:40 Are they going to win the next step? 37:00 + 38: Is it possible? 39:20 / 39: Is there a better way to win it better than the future of the Islamic Caliphate? 40:40 + 40:00 & 45:00 Is it a caliphate? 45:40 & 45,000/46,000 / 47,000? 44:00 A toast to what's for? 47:00+

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00:00:01.000 We have every other car. 1.00
00:00:03.000 What else are you gonna fucking buy? We have every other... 0.99
00:00:05.000 No, we're all for it.
00:00:07.000 Alright. No, what?
00:00:11.000 We're all for it.
00:00:13.000 I think we're gonna take that.
00:00:42.000 Anyone who's watching this video knows that I am an internationally renowned and largely respected geopolitical commentator and expert.
00:00:50.000 My name is Henry Andrew Tate III, and I am a genius.
00:00:54.000 Let me explain something to you. Do you know whose fault it is that Taliban has reconquered Afghanistan? 0.97
00:00:57.000 It's the fault of hoes. 1.00
00:01:00.000 You heard me. Hoes. 1.00
00:01:02.000 Western s***. It's your fault. 1.00
00:01:04.000 Because the Taliban were only fighting against the American war machine to try and preserve their way of life because they understood that if you liberate females, you end up with the Western female.
00:01:13.000 The Western female is brutally near every way. 1.00
00:01:16.000 You know what? I have a lot of Muslim friends in London and they look around sometimes in the nightclubs and they tap me on the shoulder and say, there's girls in England.
00:01:24.000 But there's no wives. 1.00
00:01:25.000 And they're completely correct.
00:01:27.000 If you were living in Afghanistan, you did not have any money.
00:01:31.000 You did not have physical prowess.
00:01:33.000 You don't have a Lamborghini. You have none of the things it would take to attract a female. 1.00
00:01:37.000 The only reason you're going to get female is because she understands she's indebted to a husband and she must remain loyal. 1.00
00:01:42.000 If she was liberated, she would just cheat, cheat, cheat because you ain't got shit. 1.00
00:01:46.000 Would you allow these women to be free? 1.00
00:01:48.000 To be liberated? Look what they do in the West.
00:01:51.000 Look how they use their freedom. 1.00
00:01:53.000 They suck shit. Non-stop. 1.00
00:01:55.000 Hi. Nice to meet you.
00:01:58.000 Hey. This joke is stupid. 0.99
00:02:03.000 Just start bringing your wallet out with you. 1.00
00:02:05.000 To some people, that's a $400 lunch.
00:02:08.000 But to me, it's just lunch.
00:02:10.000 Yeah, I know, but why do I have to keep paying for it?
00:02:12.000 I don't care, but you keep leaving your wallet at home on purpose.
00:02:15.000 He's going to pay for it, my friend. Sorry, but for the one who didn't have electricity, and they'll make the bill and the paperwork.
00:02:20.000 Okay, not a problem. Yeah, fine.
00:02:22.000 Electricity. I did that.
00:02:26.000 I'm the emir of the Islamic Caliphate of Tehistan, and as a Christian living under my rule, you have to pay a tax, and that tax is to pay for all of our lunches and bills forever.
00:02:35.000 So you don't bring your wallet, so I have to pay things because I'm paying a Christian tax. 0.96
00:02:38.000 Do you renounce Christianity and join the Islamic faith?
00:02:41.000 No, I don't, but the...
00:02:42.000 That's why you have to pay for lunch. 0.99
00:02:44.000 The priests are calling the caliphate.
00:02:45.000 I own half of it. It's half my house.
00:02:47.000 No, no, it's not a house. It's a caliphate. 0.91
00:02:49.000 It's a caliphate. The second you walk into those gates, It's the caliphate of take a stand.
00:02:53.000 I will bring my wallet. It will be a stand stalemate.
00:02:56.000 Allah will prevent that. 0.99
00:02:58.000 Yeah. Every single time you leave the house, you put the wallet in your pocket.
00:03:02.000 Allah ensures you do that.
00:03:04.000 Christian, God's will. I'm not paying a tax to you.
00:03:09.000 Or I'm going to start stealing your money and paying for our lunches. 0.91
00:03:14.000 Can't we cut off hands for a theft?
00:03:19.000 Yeah, I'll bandage mine up.
00:03:20.000 Remind me of someone else in the family.
00:03:22.000 OOF Look at your head. 1.00
00:03:29.000 Hehehe Oh shit. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Okay, alright. 0.99
00:03:33.000 This isn't gonna end well. Oh, let's leave it to bed.
00:03:37.000 Listen, you need to get them past 12, right?
00:03:41.000 I propose a toast.
00:03:42.000 Justin, I don't want a drink.
00:03:44.000 What do you mean you don't want a drink?
00:03:46.000 You gave that up in England.
00:03:48.000 What do you mean? Toast to what?
00:03:50.000 Well I said yes to your toast about what's for.
00:03:52.000 What do you mean?
00:03:54.000 It's for the victory of religious conviction.
00:03:56.000 It's not to me coming back.
00:03:59.000 As a Christian, what I heard of, actually I recently heard, imagine this, a gang, a band of men got together and they fought a vastly superior and more powerful enemy and their motivation was purely uniting their country under the will and protection of God.
00:04:13.000 And they managed to defeat this massive, evil, huge enemy because God was on their side.
00:04:19.000 Good for them. Good for them.
00:04:20.000 And I'm back. To the Taliban. 0.56
00:04:24.000 And I'm back. To celebrate this...
00:04:27.000 I've already looked at flights to Kabul, but I heard the airport's a bit of a mess.
00:04:34.000 In what can only be described as a chaotic exodus.
00:04:37.000 Now, people are literally clinging on to US military aircrafts as they try to take off.
00:04:44.000 We can't take Kabul. We should, out of respect, go to the most Islamic country we can think of. 1.00
00:04:49.000 Well, I know. You know which one that is.
00:04:52.000 Which one? I'll book the jet.
00:04:55.000 Got a toothbrush? You got a toothbrush?
00:04:58.000 We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug?
00:05:00.000 I'm coming to London!
00:05:06.000 Heavy! Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck! 1.00
00:05:10.000 Where are we? Where are we going? 1.00
00:05:13.000 Luke, we're going to the most Islamic country in the world to celebrate the Taliban's victory. 1.00
00:05:17.000 Yeah. Where's that? The Islamic Republic of Great Britain.
00:05:20.000 Better get the drinking in before we get there. 1.00
00:05:23.000 You can't drink beer.
00:05:29.000 I'll booze all the time.
00:05:30.000 You want some booze? No. Why?
00:05:32.000 0% 1A booze. Because I'm dead.
00:05:34.000 You're dead. I booze too much. 0.99
00:05:36.000 Booze too much? What do you mean?
00:05:40.000 He's a baby. There is.
00:05:46.000 You know what's funny?
00:05:50.000 What's funny is, I know exactly what I'm talking about all of the time.
00:05:54.000 I'm that guy. If I talk about something, I know exactly what I'm talking about all of the time.
00:05:58.000 I'm never like, hmm, maybe I don't know, maybe I didn't know.
00:06:01.000 I know exactly what I'm talking about all of the time.
00:06:03.000 I'm that guy. I'm that guy to the point where now I get paid a million dollars a month.
00:06:08.000 And when I tell people, listen, I'll teach you how to make money online, there are still idiots out there who go, hmm, I don't know if I can trust you. 0.99
00:06:18.000 Like, I don't know what I'm talking about. 1.00
00:06:19.000 Yeah. The dollar is fucked. 1.00
00:06:23.000 The dollar is completely fucked. 1.00
00:06:25.000 We are living through a period of history which they will discuss in the history books of when America no longer was the global power and the global reserve currency was changed from dollar to whatever it's going to become. 1.00
00:06:34.000 Because I tell you what, the dollar is fucked. 0.99
00:06:36.000 If you have half a brain, you should understand what's happening right now. 1.00
00:06:39.000 I always say politics doesn't matter, but Joe Biden and his cronies, the people behind him, if you don't have a clue what he's doing, Have destroyed!
00:06:46.000 They're about to pass this $3.5 trillion bill. 0.85
00:06:48.000 All they've been doing is printing trillions since the beginning of this corona garbage. 1.00
00:06:51.000 The dollar is fucked. Do you know how they calculate inflation? 1.00
00:06:54.000 They calculate inflation based on a basket of goods.
00:06:56.000 They go and say, oh, bread, eggs, the normal things the normal person needs, da-da-da. 0.99
00:07:00.000 And they calculate inflation at like 5.4% of some shit. 0.98
00:07:03.000 But that basket of goods, they just change. 1.00
00:07:05.000 When they want to adjust what the inflation number is, they can just change what's in the basket to fuck with people. 0.99
00:07:10.000 Do you know how I... Calculate inflation? 0.99
00:07:13.000 This was the price of something last year, and this is the price now.
00:07:16.000 I encourage you to go and Google up the price of timber now compared to what it was.
00:07:20.000 Wood is wood. You can't really fuck with wood. 0.98
00:07:22.000 You can't change the type of eggs. 0.99
00:07:24.000 You can't mess around.
00:07:25.000 Wood is wood. The dollar is fucking wrecked. 0.99
00:07:29.000 You know what happens when the dollar gets wrecked? 0.99
00:07:30.000 The rich get richer because the rich own the assets and the price of these assets goes through the moon.
00:07:35.000 People with no assets, they get destroyed because your dollar is worth less and the price of the assets are going up.
00:07:40.000 You're never going to have the ability to buy assets.
00:07:43.000 You're going to get wrecked. Listen. In periods of monumental change, crisis opportunity is the same thing.
00:07:49.000 There is a monumental shift coming.
00:07:51.000 You should already feel it. Just buying Bitcoin isn't enough.
00:07:54.000 Just buying gold is not enough.
00:07:56.000 This is a massive opportunity for you to create generational wealth.
00:08:01.000 Do you understand people like me went from no money To 1 million in 2 years.
00:08:05.000 To 5 or 6 million a year later. 0.99
00:08:08.000 To 30 plus million dollars during a fucking pandemic. 0.99
00:08:11.000 I'm an ultra high net worth individual. 0.99
00:08:13.000 Me and Tristan, what are we buying right now, Tristan?
00:08:16.000 Everything. A plane.
00:08:18.000 We're buying a plane. Justin didn't want to ruin the surprise.
00:08:21.000 Soon on my time I'm going to see a plane. 0.98
00:08:22.000 Listen, this fucking hyperinflation which is bestowed upon the American dollar is going to change the fiscal system of Earth. 0.99
00:08:29.000 And if you don't have a plan to benefit from that if you're just gonna sit there Like a shit muncher and let the tidal wave come and ride you over and not even prepare a surfboard You deserve the slavery which is coming to you because by the end of this there are gonna be people which are filthy rich and slaves 0.99
00:08:45.000 Music playing 1.00
00:09:06.000 Sound of waves crashing on the shore.
00:09:29.000 Nobody likes us.
00:09:31.000 We don't care.
00:09:33.000 We don't care. Nobody likes us.
00:09:35.000 What is your cousin wearing? Nobody likes us.
00:09:37.000 We don't care. 1.00
00:09:39.000 What the fuck is your cousin wearing? 1.00
00:09:41.000 Swim shorts. And t-shirt. 1.00
00:09:44.000 Why are you wearing swim shorts?
00:09:46.000 Because I'm nice and comfortable.
00:09:49.000 It's hot. Nobody likes us.
00:09:53.000 Nobody likes him.
00:09:55.000 Yeah. Nobody likes us and we don't like him.
00:09:59.000 Collectively. What's up?
00:10:04.000 We've got a selection of drinks on this plane.
00:10:07.000 All different kinds of booze?
00:10:09.000 Yeah, I opted for the booze to be code 2006, which is in Champagne.
00:10:13.000 Well, booze do you like booze?
00:10:15.000 Zero. Why booze?
00:10:17.000 I don't even... We're saying vodka and Coke Zero?
00:10:19.000 No. Why don't you want booze?
00:10:21.000 Because booze to eat. 0.87
00:10:22.000 What happened? What happened?
00:10:23.000 I'm dying!
00:10:25.000 Oh no, no!
00:10:27.000 We will take a picture now!
00:10:29.000 We will take a picture now!
00:10:31.000 Yeah!
00:10:33.000 The light is very good!
00:10:35.000 Very good!
00:10:37.000 We will take a picture now! 0.99
00:10:44.000 Die. Die. 1.00
00:10:45.000 Of what? Of booze. 0.71
00:10:48.000 Too much booze. Booze overdose.
00:10:50.000 Oh, enough booze. Could kill you. 0.95
00:10:52.000 Could have kept going. Push through. 1.00
00:10:53.000 No. Through the wall. There's no pushing through.
00:10:55.000 Of course we should have broken the fourth wall.
00:10:57.000 I have a long hard look in the mirror.
00:10:59.000 I don't put that man in drink.
00:11:01.000 I couldn't even move. Last time we got a private jet to England.
00:11:11.000 Didn't we do that car around here? 0.96
00:11:13.000 I remember we bought the cars and the German police took the cars and just drove around like idiots all around Europe and ran to the police and ended up with all those court cases we didn't go to and all those fines. 0.99
00:11:24.000 Remember that crap? Yo! 1.00
00:11:26.000 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but it's off in the interview room, I don't know.
00:11:30.000 I'm in the cab in the room, I don't know.
00:11:31.000 Hello, no one? No one?
00:11:34.000 No one? They're going.
00:11:44.000 I have no clue.
00:11:46.000 I don't know.
00:11:52.000 That definitely means go straight ahead.
00:11:56.000 No problems. Nobody likes us.
00:12:02.000 We don't care. We don't care.
00:12:05.000 Yeah. Let's go to Jay again.
00:12:09.000 Maybe we should do that. Maybe we should buy some supercars.
00:12:11.000 And we should go fucking mental. 1.00
00:12:17.000 I'm in. Luke's in. 1.00
00:12:20.000 I'm pro. Luke's don't let him go.
00:12:24.000 Take him away. How about this? How about this?
00:12:26.000 Buy supercars from the drive all day and we booze all night.
00:12:30.000 You in Luke?
00:12:32.000 Uh, I'm in.
00:12:34.000 This isn't the same loot and air for ice to work here when I was making sandwiches years ago.
00:12:58.000 Yeah? Goldstream 700 is still expensive.
00:13:04.000 GB and shit. We're buying one. 1.00
00:13:09.000 We have to buy one.
00:13:10.000 We're going to buy one. We're going to take off financial.
00:13:12.000 I'm going to make lute drink every time we don't.
00:13:15.000 Yeah. That would teach him a lesson.
00:13:17.000 Booze plane. The booze plane.
00:13:19.000 The booze jet. Air booze.
00:13:24.000 The G700. So this is the best coffee in the world.
00:13:33.000 Best coffee in the world. Sorry?
00:13:36.000 Best coffee in the world. We're here to have the best coffee in the world.
00:13:38.000 If there was a place where the best coffee in the world was served, it would be this place.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, this is the best coffee in the world. I had it yesterday.
00:13:45.000 You're on YouTube, bro. You're on YouTube.
00:13:46.000 I told him we're gonna have the best coffee in the world at VodkaTV.
00:13:48.000 Don't mind. Cheers.
00:13:50.000 A little bit of vodka in yours, Luke?
00:13:55.000 No, thank you.
00:13:56.000 I'm gonna mix a little bit of vodka in.
00:13:58.000 No, thanks. Morning.
00:14:00.000 Nope, nope, zero booze.
00:14:02.000 No, no.
00:14:16.000 Just nice, good coffee.
00:14:18.000 Well, we're having the special Jamaican Blue Mountain.
00:14:22.000 The Jamaican Blue Mountain.
00:14:23.000 The mountain estate. That's what I'm having.
00:14:26.000 The best coffee in the world.
00:14:28.000 Correct. This coffee costs how much?
00:14:33.000 The world's best coffee. The world's best coffee, why?
00:14:36.000 Because that's what they call it. Trust it, look at it.
00:14:43.000 It's fucking excellent. Shit! 1.00
00:14:45.000 So I'm about to have the world's best coffee. 1.00
00:14:47.000 Not the world's best coffee, Luke.
00:14:49.000 Is that volcano oil?
00:14:51.000 No, no thank you. Make it Irish. Irish it up a bit. 1.00
00:14:53.000 There's so many Irish coffees.
00:14:55.000 But the world's most expensive Irish coffee.
00:14:57.000 I don't get that.
00:14:59.000 Bye.
00:15:01.000 World's best coffee.
00:15:03.000 Is it really the best?
00:15:04.000 I'm super excited.
00:15:06.000 It just might be the world's best coffee.
00:15:16.000 It's great.
00:15:17.000 Thank you.
00:15:22.000 Pretend, deal with the caffeine energy you need.
00:15:25.000 You've heard of poo coffee?
00:15:28.000 No. So monkeys eat the beans.
00:15:35.000 which is a type of killer. 0.99
00:15:37.000 And they eat the beans, and they shit the beans out, and then someone goes through their shit, and then you make this very expensive pot. 0.99
00:15:43.000 Classic. 0.99
00:15:44.000 Wonderful.
00:15:47.000 So, it's poop.
00:15:50.000 Yeah, it's pretty bulky, but it makes the coffee better, supposedly.
00:15:53.000 How? If someone has to go through the shit to get the beans out, it's going to be expensive, right? 0.99
00:16:00.000 No one's going through shit for free. 0.99
00:16:01.000 So that's why it costs not much. 0.99
00:16:03.000 Is it even better? No.
00:16:06.000 It's good.
00:16:08.000 It's good.
00:16:10.000 Cool coffee. 1.00
00:16:14.000 Tastes like shit. 1.00
00:16:18.000 That RS7, I like that coffee. 1.00
00:16:24.000 The car I'm driving. Yeah.
00:16:26.000 Come on, buy one. RS7 buy one.
00:16:28.000 Yeah, what do you mean? Car.
00:16:30.000 Schmar. Car Schmar.
00:16:32.000 Audi's Audi. Although they are super expensive.
00:16:35.000 We have every other car. What else are you gonna fucking buy? 0.99
00:16:37.000 You have every other... 0.99
00:16:38.000 Alba Rolls-Royce?
00:16:42.000 No, what?
00:16:45.000 Rolls-Royce. No.
00:16:47.000 You can't just buy rolls.
00:16:49.000 Guys, what are we doing?
00:17:04.000 They might already be sold. We're waiting for a salesman.
00:17:07.000 I know. Because you need a salesman to buy things from.
00:17:11.000 No, but you guys weren't serious, were you?
00:17:13.000 Why wouldn't you be? Because it's a car.
00:17:17.000 That's not how you just bought it.
00:17:19.000 It's Rolls Royce. It's one of the best automobiles on the planet.
00:17:22.000 What's the problem? It's the prestige automobile brand, I think, on Earth.
00:17:26.000 Really. We have every car.
00:17:27.000 We don't have a Rolls. Tristan was right.
00:17:30.000 Logic. Yeah, but it's a full, like...
00:17:34.000 It's nice. It's blue, yeah. I know, but we...
00:17:35.000 It's the black badge, yeah. It's the most expensive one, yeah.
00:17:37.000 That's what I mean. What's the problem?
00:17:39.000 Then we need to think about it. Like, sit down.
00:17:41.000 Emergency meeting. What about emergency meeting?
00:17:43.000 All right, emergency meeting. Do we need a Rolls Royce?
00:17:45.000 Yes. Emergency meeting over.
00:17:46.000 Done. Wait, no. No, we don't need a Rolls Royce.
00:17:49.000 Sorry, you said that after I ended the emergency meeting?
00:17:52.000 True. We came to a consensus, a two-on-one consensus during the duration of the year.
00:17:57.000 So we're actually waiting for the salesman, and we're just going to buy it.
00:18:00.000 The salesman sells you things.
00:18:03.000 Exactly. And if they don't have that one, then we'll buy one of the other ones.
00:18:05.000 Yeah, I like that. I like that. Luke, I don't even care.
00:18:08.000 I want you to understand something. I don't care.
00:18:11.000 I don't actually care. I don't give a fuck if I buy it, and then it sets on fire at random. 0.99
00:18:16.000 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. 0.99
00:18:18.000 No, no, no. Luke, here's what you don't know, though.
00:18:20.000 These cars, yeah?
00:18:21.000 This one's gonna be, what, 400-something thousand pounds?
00:18:24.000 They have, hear me out, built-in umbrellas on the doors.
00:18:30.000 That's worth it. That's worth it.
00:18:32.000 That's worth it. Now we're talking. Sorry.
00:18:34.000 Thank you. Do any of your cars have built-in umbrellas on the doors?
00:18:37.000 No. So, what do you do?
00:18:39.000 In fact, I've never seen it.
00:18:40.000 Let me show. Come look at this.
00:18:43.000 What do you mean, umbrella? Even the door opens weird.
00:18:52.000 And I'll sharpen mine to be a tit.
00:18:55.000 So when I get out the rolls, I press the button and I have a sword.
00:18:58.000 Alright, that is pretty cheap.
00:19:00.000 So do you understand I need it now?
00:19:02.000 Look, I'm in London. I just had coffee.
00:19:03.000 That's not worth 400k.
00:19:05.000 Luke, I'm in London. I just had coffee.
00:19:06.000 I know. Just in point that it rolls.
00:19:07.000 Yeah, you guys can't just walk around, look at things through windows and just buy it.
00:19:13.000 No, no, but we can't. We can.
00:19:15.000 All right, you can, but is that not weird?
00:19:18.000 Yeah, it's weird, I guess, because a bunch of normal people out there with their money.
00:19:21.000 We're going to save, we're going to think on investment.
00:19:25.000 Homos. Luke, how do you close your doors? 1.00
00:19:29.000 I pull it closed.
00:19:31.000 I know these are weird doors, though.
00:19:34.000 Do you have a button? You don't want me to close your door, do you?
00:19:37.000 All right.
00:19:39.000 Welcome to the real world, Luke. I'm on my hands.
00:19:46.000 I'm on my hands. I'm on my hands. I'm on my hands.
00:19:47.000 I'm on my hands.
00:19:49.000 I'm on my hands.
00:20:11.000 Any questions, Luke? Any more questions about, ooh, maybe you just sit and think, ooh, maybe you just think about it, maybe you just think about being cool as fucking rich. 0.97
00:20:18.000 No, I don't think about it, that's all I think about. 0.88
00:20:20.000 Think about it?
00:20:23.000 I am it! This was the fastest decision we've ever made to buy a car.
00:20:28.000 Seeing it and buying it.
00:20:30.000 Listen, I'm a genius.
00:20:32.000 It was literally three seconds.
00:20:34.000 Three seconds of take time is like ten years of people's time.
00:20:38.000 All these other people are like, hmm, let me think about it. 0.99
00:20:40.000 That's why they're all fucking broke. 0.98
00:20:41.000 They're too busy thinking. We don't think. 0.99
00:20:43.000 We move. That's how we make millions of dollars a month.
00:20:46.000 These motherfuckers can think. 1.00
00:20:49.000 It's a bell curve, isn't it? 1.00
00:20:50.000 Look at my... Am I middle-brained?
00:20:55.000 I'm middle-brained, aren't I? You're middle-brained.
00:20:57.000 You're like, I need to think about it.
00:20:58.000 You're middle-brained, bro. We're fucking, the most stupid people in the world and the smartest people in the world act. 1.00
00:21:03.000 People in the middle are all like, hmm, dum-da-dum-da-dum. 1.00
00:21:06.000 I'm smart. I read books.
00:21:07.000 You're a fucking loser. Keep reading your books. 1.00
00:21:09.000 I'm dropping my roll.
00:21:11.000 I'm dropping my roll.
00:21:13.000 Oh.
00:21:15.000 What's the point of playing to the boss?
00:21:17.000 You're not the one who's doing it.
00:21:19.000 Oh, I know.
00:21:21.000 We're not the ones who are doing it.
00:21:23.000 We're not those guys who think behind their back, like, screaming and stuff.
00:21:26.000 We drive by the time.
00:21:28.000 We're a crazy, crazy part of a lot of cars.
00:21:31.000 One day he came and he dropped off a tower in their cell.
00:21:36.000 A 7-2-2-1.
00:21:38.000 I think it was a little divisional thing, anyway.
00:21:40.000 It was left-hand drive and he said, can you do me a favor?
00:21:43.000 I've got it for two weeks and I need to drive by.
00:21:47.000 So, I just look back and see.
00:21:49.000 I have a little recollection. I believe I have the world's least valuable Aston Martin Vanquish S Ultimate Edition.
00:21:56.000 There's only 175.
00:21:59.000 I've smoked cigars in it.
00:22:01.000 I drive and drive.
00:22:04.000 Whoever designed that part wanted someone like me to do that.
00:22:08.000 So it may not be the least valuable example of the new form.
00:22:12.000 This is a joke.
00:22:15.000 I'm sorry you've got to keep my car.
00:22:17.000 Please send it to all but don't bother with this batch.
00:22:20.000 Not a problem, my friend. Cheers.
00:22:22.000 Thank you very much. And I hope one day we have another drink in Bucharest.
00:22:25.000 We're waiting for you. We're waiting for you.
00:22:26.000 I'd love to go back. Yeah. Come back anytime.
00:22:28.000 Now you have us in Bucharest. Guys, this is getting completely insane.
00:22:33.000 Why would you even know this? Prada socks.
00:22:35.000 Just socks. You guys, are they just walking down, buying everything?
00:22:38.000 Yeah. So we bought the Rolls Royce.
00:22:40.000 And then we bought, how much did I spend on Armani?
00:22:41.000 Eight. No more.
00:22:43.000 No, 8, 9, 9.
00:22:45.000 8, 9, 10. Now we're here.
00:22:48.000 Yeah. And then, wait, we've got to pay for the roof.
00:22:50.000 The roof on the new house that's being constructed is going to last, and it's going to open up like a convertible.
00:22:55.000 Is that $600? That's what he's paying today, yeah.
00:22:57.000 So it's a million pound day.
00:23:00.000 No, it's actually insane. Take off and I tried.
00:23:03.000 People think this is like made up or whatever.
00:23:05.000 Free water though. Free water.
00:23:07.000 Yeah, we have been free water and coffee.
00:23:10.000 It's a one million pound day. There's no other YouTube series where people are spending a million pounds in a day.
00:23:14.000 And here we are. There is none.
00:23:15.000 Here we are with no subs.
00:23:18.000 Nobody follows us.
00:23:20.000 Nobody follows us. We're unknown in underground.
00:23:23.000 Unknown millionaires. Can I just replace my...
00:23:25.000 Oh, sounds so bad with that.
00:23:28.000 I need to stop pointing at things.
00:23:30.000 No, you guys can't just keep buying things.
00:23:31.000 You guys just keep telling the people this, that.
00:23:34.000 Why do you need red Prada socks?
00:23:35.000 Luke, nobody likes me.
00:23:38.000 Will you wear them? I don't even know.
00:23:40.000 You bought so much stuff.
00:23:41.000 Neither do I, Luke.
00:23:43.000 Neither do I. What's this?
00:23:48.000 I'm tired of spending money.
00:23:50.000 Can't keep spending money, so we're gonna throw axes.
00:23:52.000 What? 1.00
00:23:56.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:23:56.000 Axes? 1.00
00:23:58.000 Do it at least three times and we'll try and give you a different opponent each of those three times.
00:24:03.000 When you come in for a game, you'll get to throw your axe five times.
00:24:07.000 And getting those five throws, when it has the most points, gets wins that game.
00:24:14.000 Nice! Not quite in the bullseye,
00:24:52.000 It's an equalizer, but for a hole.
00:24:54.000 Alright, I'm not gonna aim for that. 1.00
00:24:56.000 You're still a loser. 0.99
00:25:00.000 The last throw took a knock, but it's by far. 1.00
00:25:07.000 It's an aside.
00:25:09.000 You're coming into that win.
00:25:11.000 Aw, lucky. 0.69
00:25:17.000 Who's a loser now? 0.98
00:25:19.000 Who's a loser now? 1.00
00:25:22.000 You're still a loser. 1.00
00:25:27.000 How about mean axes? I've got hands. 1.00
00:25:29.000 How about those two? That's a good point.
00:25:31.000 That's a good point. The problem is with throwing axes, because it wouldn't really work.
00:25:35.000 What I do is I just...
00:25:36.000 Aikido the axe out of the way.
00:25:38.000 Close the distance. Elbow.
00:25:42.000 Punch them right in their frozen wings. 1.00
00:25:44.000 Nomad axes are so mad. 0.99
00:25:46.000 What, this Aikido? No fucking chance. 1.00
00:25:49.000 No hope. Shit. 1.00
00:25:51.000 There is no hope at all. If you land square on. 1.00
00:25:54.000 Axe to the chest. Well, an axe to my chest. 0.99
00:25:56.000 Cool. Clothes to this.
00:25:58.000 Aikido. Hey!
00:26:07.000 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Feudal months of violence.
00:26:21.000 Right! Right! 0.95