Tate Speech - June 20, 2023


Tate and the Lizard People Part 1 | Tate Confidential Ep 179


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

126.39053

Word Count

1,780

Sentence Count

200

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, Tristan and Andrew discuss the possibility that their brother might be a lizard man, and how they plan to prove it. Also, who are the lizard people and why are they controlling the world? And why do they have scales on their right arm? Tristan thinks it might be the answer to all of these questions, and Andrew thinks it s the answer is actually the answer. This episode is brought to you by Topgasm and produced by and . To find a list of our sponsors and show-related promo codes, go to gimlet.fm/sponsorships/OurAdvertisers or use coupon code: "sponsors" for 10% off your first pack of your favourite 5-in-a-pack! All you have to do is fill out this brief survey and we'll send you 5-ins, and you'll be entered to win a FREE t-shirt, hoodie and a pair of mugs! If you're a supporter of our cause, please consider pledging a pledge of $5, $10, $15, $25, $50, or $100, $150, or even just tell us what you want us to shout about it on social media or we'll give you a shoutout! Thank you! and shout it out! We'll see you next week! Cheers! Love ya! - Tristan & Andrew xoxo - The TopGaters ( ) Music: "The Topgasp" by The Top Gasp Crew - "The Secret Life" by TopGrafty - "Tristan" - "Good Morning" by Tristan ( ) and "Trevor" by Andrew ( ) "Good morning" by . - "Tristan's Dad" by "PJ ( ) & Andrew ( "The Best Thing" by Caitie ( ) - "I'm Too Effing Goodbye" by Jake ( & "I'll See ya Soon" by James ( ) , "Alyssa's Dad's ( ) ( ) // "The Realest Way" by Jack ( ) . , "The Biggest Thing ( ) & "The Little Guy" by @ by , "Lizard Man" ( & ) ( ), "Feat. ( ) is released on 5/27/2019,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I've called you here for a very important reason.
00:00:07.000 There's been questions about you, online.
00:00:13.000 Thank you.
00:00:14.000 People are wondering, you know, what's actually behind the top G persona?
00:00:19.000 Who is Andrew Tate underneath it all?
00:00:22.000 And as your brother who's lived with you for 34 years, I've decided to do some investigations on my own and I'm beginning to have suspicions.
00:00:31.000 You're very influential nowadays, true or false?
00:00:35.000 Millions and millions of impressions every single day all over the internet.
00:00:39.000 Everyone's watching. Everyone knows who you are.
00:00:41.000 So I've been looking at your climb in influence over the world.
00:00:51.000 And I've come to a conclusion.
00:00:53.000 You're caught, firstly.
00:00:56.000 You got that cough from the universe, the talking shit.
00:01:00.000 No. No, no, no. It's because I didn't dilute my shisha with a cigarette.
00:01:04.000 Sorry. I need to...
00:01:06.000 Strengthen my lungs.
00:01:10.000 Okay. So I'm having a suspicious about you, and you know, Andrew, if I'm right, you shouldn't really come out to me sooner and be honest about who you really are.
00:01:22.000 Because I'm beginning to think that you're one of the lizard men.
00:01:51.000 The lizard men who secretly control the world and influence everybody.
00:01:55.000 I have promised our fans on Twitter that I am going to investigate truly whether you are or are not a lizard man.
00:02:07.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:02:08.000 I've seen clues.
00:02:10.000 I'm getting suspicious.
00:02:14.000 I was locked in jail for three months.
00:02:17.000 Half of which I was locked in a room about the size of a bathroom.
00:02:20.000 And I've been locked in a house You need to think, what if the tattoo isn't the scales on your arm, but all of the human-colored flesh that isn't the tattoo?
00:02:39.000 That is possible.
00:02:42.000 That you've humified your skin via tattoo, but you left lizard man clues on your right arm.
00:02:53.000 Do you have scales on your right arm or not?
00:02:56.000 Let me just first of all start there.
00:02:58.000 Yes or no? Is your right arm permanently green with scales in some parts?
00:03:05.000 Yes or no? Because that's a red flag, Andrew.
00:03:09.000 I heard the conspiracy that you might be one of the lizard men.
00:03:13.000 My own brother.
00:03:15.000 And here I am feeding you pull the wool over my eyes.
00:03:19.000 You scaly, slimy piece of shit.
00:03:25.000 I'm on to you, mate. And I'm going to expose you to the fucking world.
00:03:29.000 Okay, so the theory that evil lizard people rule Earth, and you're saying because I'm so influential, I have to run the lizard people.
00:03:36.000 That's what you believe. Yes, that is currently, that is my working theory right now.
00:03:43.000 Is the world round? I think the world is flat, and Antarctica is an ice wall with lands beyond it.
00:03:52.000 Where you and your lizard friends secretly control the world from.
00:03:57.000 If the world is flat, how come it's the globe when we take pictures from space?
00:04:00.000 Oh, space is fake. You don't know?
00:04:02.000 You don't know space is fake.
00:04:07.000 If I catch you being a fucking lizard, I swear to God, I'm gonna buy a giant cat to come and hunt your lizard ass down.
00:04:16.000 Are there any insects in this room?
00:04:18.000 That's the camera guy. Baby, do you see any insects in this room?
00:04:21.000 No, no flies, no mosquitoes.
00:04:23.000 Suspicious, right? It's spring in Europe.
00:04:25.000 Why are there no insects here?
00:04:27.000 Maybe someone has been eating them.
00:04:32.000 Someone with scales on their right arm?
00:04:35.000 Can you pull his right arm, please?
00:04:38.000 Why are there scales there?
00:04:42.000 I promise, along with every other Federal authority, which is currently investigating me, to fully comply with your investigation, answer any and all questions, and prove my innocence.
00:04:54.000 I think you're a fucking loser, mate.
00:04:55.000 We're gonna see.
00:04:56.000 I'm gonna prove it.
00:04:58.000 Good morning, brother. How are you feeling?
00:05:07.000 You having a good day?
00:05:11.000 BANG!
00:05:12.000 you you Well, are you okay? Fine.
00:05:19.000 How are you feeling? Good? Nothing's upset you, no?
00:05:24.000 You're not upset about anything.
00:05:27.000 No. You seem upset.
00:05:31.000 What is it? Is it the shoes?
00:05:36.000 How upset are you on a scale of one to ten by my footwear?
00:05:40.000 Are you offended in any way?
00:05:43.000 No. I think you might be.
00:05:46.000 You look mad at me.
00:05:47.000 I just woke up. And I think it might be the shoes.
00:05:51.000 Is it the choice of outfit?
00:05:52.000 Is it the training shorts with these particular shoes?
00:05:55.000 No, it's the fact you pull on the emergency meeting alarm three minutes ago and woke me up from bed.
00:05:59.000 Or is it the material? Lizard skin.
00:06:05.000 On these days, someone's going to turn you into a fucking pair of shoes, you sneaky lizard cunt.
00:06:09.000 I know the shoes are annoying you.
00:06:13.000 I'm getting to them. You'll crack.
00:06:16.000 Don't worry. Who told you to do that?
00:06:23.000 You got a robot?
00:06:26.000 Who told you to do that?
00:06:31.000 Tristan? Go get him.
00:06:34.000 Go get Tristan. What do you mean go?
00:06:37.000 Go get Tristan.
00:06:39.000 Why not? You'll hit daddy, but you won't hit Tristan.
00:06:45.000 Why? Oh, so you don't want to hit Tristan.
00:06:51.000 Great. He's your favorite.
00:06:53.000 Uncle Tristan can't be hit, right?
00:06:57.000 Put your mask on.
00:07:00.000 Be super...
00:07:02.000 No? You want to keep it up?
00:07:06.000 Yeah, superhero too.
00:07:08.000 Did you know that your dad is a superhero too?
00:07:10.000 Do you know how I'm a superhero?
00:07:12.000 Lizard man.
00:07:14.000 I'm such a little girl.
00:07:16.000 I'm such a little girl.
00:07:18.000 Are you half lizard?
00:07:20.000 I'll give you a pass for this, sir.
00:07:21.000 No, it isn't.
00:07:23.000 No? So daddy's not a lizard, no?
00:07:26.000 I think daddy is a lizard.
00:07:28.000 Isn't he? Yeah.
00:07:30.000 Yeah? Confirmation.
00:07:34.000 The lizard offspring.
00:07:37.000 22nd of November, 1963.
00:07:41.000 1963, 22nd of November.
00:07:44.000 Quick, where have you been? Where were you?
00:07:47.000 I didn't exist. So you can't explain your whereabouts?
00:07:51.000 No, I can't. I didn't exist.
00:07:52.000 I didn't have whereabouts.
00:07:56.000 I'm just saying, that's real convenient that you can't tell me exactly where you were.
00:08:00.000 What was the date again? Known the grassy knoll, were you?
00:08:04.000 JFK. Oh, so you do know it.
00:08:07.000 I know what? Why did you just say JFK again?
00:08:10.000 Because I know grassy knoll.
00:08:12.000 Now, you're a world-traveled man.
00:08:15.000 You've been around the world, I know. China.
00:08:17.000 Yeah, Russia. China.
00:08:19.000 Have you ever been to Antarctica?
00:08:21.000 Have you?
00:08:27.000 I'll just say, you tell everyone the intent.
00:08:30.000 You've been around the world, you've been everywhere.
00:08:32.000 How was Antarctica?
00:08:36.000 Did you enjoy it there?
00:08:39.000 In having the interior of her for the last 6,000 years?
00:08:47.000 Yeah! Do you have any knowledge as to how the pyramids were built?
00:08:52.000 I have been in this room all day.
00:08:54.000 First hand knowledge.
00:08:55.000 Yes or no? I've been in this room all day.
00:08:58.000 I have managed to smoke 3,000 euros of the finest cigars on earth.
00:09:03.000 Okay? None of them. Because all you do is accuse me of conspiracy theories on repeat.
00:09:09.000 Different ones. I am not a lizard person.
00:09:13.000 I'm not one of the most influential men on Earth.
00:09:14.000 I understand it now.
00:09:16.000 It's run by lizard people.
00:09:18.000 I'm currently running Earth. I'm the most influential man on the internet.
00:09:20.000 But I promise, I am not a lizard man.
00:09:22.000 Okay? And you're not trying to turn the frogs down.
00:09:27.000 What interest do you have on the sexual orientation of frogs?
00:09:31.000 That's a strange way to tell me you love me.
00:09:34.000 That's a strange way to tell me you love me.
00:09:37.000 You know, you're putting up a cold wall. Cold.
00:09:40.000 Reptilian. Refusing to answer my question.
00:09:43.000 Why do we have a Nintendo?
00:09:44.000 Tristan, I haven't played video games in maybe ten years.
00:09:46.000 Because it's Mario Kart. And why are we playing on a quarter of a million dollars?
00:09:50.000 Look how big this TV is.
00:09:51.000 Look at this. Is this the way it is?
00:09:56.000 I don't even know who these people are.
00:09:58.000 Which one am I? Which thing on bottom left?
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:01.000 Bowser?
00:10:05.000 I'll be Larry.
00:10:12.000 One of Bowser's minions.
00:10:14.000 Yeah, how do I choose a Larry?
00:10:15.000 Who is in fact a reptile.
00:10:22.000 I love the concentration.
00:10:40.000 Bye!
00:10:43.000 I'm enraged. It's not concentration, it's pure anger.
00:10:47.000 Why? Because the shit I'm good at, I just hurt my enemies, and now they're all like...
00:10:53.000 overtaking me and shit.
00:10:55.000 What the fuck is this bullshit?
00:10:56.000 Let me punch them in the face.
00:10:59.000 We're sparring tomorrow, baby, and we're gonna pay the ultimate price.
00:11:01.000 You make sure of it.
00:11:03.000 The ultimate price.
00:11:05.000 So gaming got more shit in the 20 years since I've played games.
00:11:16.000 Bailey, what exactly is your excuse for this?
00:11:19.000 What exactly is your excuse?
00:11:21.000 Register a Nintendo account.
00:11:22.000 Register a PayPal account.
00:11:24.000 Link them together. Buy vouchers.
00:11:26.000 Enter the voucher code. I fucked around for half an hour to get a game and I'm waiting for 45 minutes for it to fucking download.
00:11:33.000 When you were out, why didn't you just buy all the fucking cartridges of all the games you wanted to play?
00:11:37.000 Like we used to back in the old school.
00:11:39.000 Twenty years later since I played a fucking video game and they've become worse.
00:11:42.000 The fuck am I waiting for?
00:11:45.000 I just was trying to do something nice for you.
00:11:47.000 Explain this to me. Nice?
00:11:49.000 12 minutes of my life I'm about to waste.
00:11:52.000 You can just leave the camera rolling and just show me sitting here completely unproductive for the next 12 minutes.
00:11:58.000 Unforgivable. This is the worst thing that's ever been done to me, Bailey.
00:12:01.000 This year, of all the trials and tribulations I've been through, this 12 minutes are by far the worst thing and you are responsible.
00:12:09.000 You know who complains about download speeds?
00:12:10.000 Who? Lizard people.
00:12:12.000 I think he got you a tea.
00:12:18.000 He might be a lizard.
00:12:20.000 I'm not a lizard. Hey, don't try and turn this around on me.
00:12:22.000 Twist in the story. Don't try and turn this around on me.
00:12:24.000 Tristan's actually one of the lizard people.
00:12:27.000 No, no, no. You are. Don't try to take your lizard-y ways and flip this around on me.
00:12:34.000 Just because I'm onto you. I'm getting close to the truth.
00:12:36.000 I'm close to the breakthrough. I think you're a lizard.
00:12:39.000 I think you're a fucking lizard.
00:12:40.000 I think you're a fucking lizard. I'm sure you're a lizard.
00:12:42.000 I am certain. That you are a lizard.
00:12:45.000 I swear on my life that you're a lizard.
00:12:49.000 I like it!
00:12:59.000 Get fucked!
00:13:07.000 Nice cheap win.
00:13:09.000 Fuck you. At least Bayley lost.
00:13:15.000 Fuck Bayley. Alright.
00:13:19.000 Fuck! One each.
00:13:20.000 Now I've got to play one more. Best.3's me.
00:13:42.000 Are we done? Best.3?
00:13:44.000 We're talking about. Oh, one more.
00:13:46.000 Last, last game. That was cheating.
00:13:56.000 That's a patient cheat. Wow!
00:13:58.000 Because I had ten Pokemon on the screen.
00:14:00.000 What do you mean? That was fair.
00:14:03.000 Want one more? Let's go.