Tate Speech - January 26, 2023


TATE ARCHIVES - VOLUME 002


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

133.80795

Word Count

1,347

Sentence Count

175

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

I'm a mastermind genius with near-unimagin' unlimited finance. I'm rich as shit, but I'm not flexing on it. For the broke boys, I was sitting in the flower garden and picking things. That's not me flexing, that's flexing. This episode is about how a homeless man in South Korea taught me how to pitch to people and get them to give me some money. I don't even care if they don't have a job, I'm going to give them some cash. It's the art of business, bro. I'll tell you how I do it, and you'll learn how to do it too. Enjoy this episode, bros. I hope it makes you feel a little bit better about yourself. Xx - P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, it's not the best in this episode. I promise it'll get better in the next episode. - I'll fix that next time. If you like what you hear, tweet me and let me know what you thought of this episode! Timestamps: 4:00 - The art of pitching 6:15 - How you do business 8:30 - How to pitch a guy 9:20 - I'm a genius 10:00- How I do business with a homeless guy 11:40 - How do you do it? 12:30- How do I pitch people? 13:15- I'm richer than you? 14:00 15:20- I feel rich 16: How to be rich? 17: What do you feel better than you are? 18: How you feel richer than me? 19:40- I don t need a car? 21:20 22:30 23:40 25:00 Is it possible to be a millionaire? 26:00 Do you feel like you're not? 27:00 Can you have a car with a big mother ? 24:00 Are you better than I'm bigger than you don't I need to drive a Corvette 29: Is your car bigger than I need a bigger car 35:00 I'm better than that? 36:00 My car has a supercar? 31:30 Is it better than a Corvette? 32:00 What do I feel richer? 33:00 How much money do you need?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm a mastermind genius with near unlimited finance.
00:00:13.000 Okay. I thought I'd flex on my YouTube series.
00:00:20.000 I thought I'd flex on it. So what do you want to do?
00:00:21.000 I want to tell them. I'm richer than you probably.
00:00:24.000 Definitely kick your ass. But I'm not.
00:00:27.000 For the broke boys. So I was sitting in the flower garden and fucking picking things.
00:00:30.000 That is not flexing.
00:00:32.000 That is flexing. It's not.
00:00:33.000 We got ribbons, jelly beans.
00:00:36.000 Oh, jelly beans. Shit. Ice creams.
00:00:41.000 Bye, broke boys. Is Sambuca tequila and Tabasco hot sauce.
00:01:18.000 That's what's in this.
00:01:20.000 I got one especially in your uncle.
00:01:23.000 Because yesterday, you wanted to be king of ordering stuff and order so much food and so much cheesecake that you almost bankrupted me.
00:01:30.000 I'm the king of ordering shit today.
00:01:31.000 So we're smoking and we're drinking these.
00:01:34.000 Oh my god. That is absolutely horrible.
00:01:44.000 Enjoy, bro. I'm gonna tell you about the best business man I've ever met in my life.
00:01:48.000 The best business man I've ever met in my life was a homeless man who lives in South Korea.
00:01:53.000 Because business is all about the safe.
00:01:55.000 So it's about the pitch and the close.
00:01:58.000 So it's all about the what? So I'd say, you know, would you like a cigar?
00:02:01.000 The cigar is beautiful. It's handmade.
00:02:03.000 It's wonderful. Then the clothes is, it costs this much, but it's cheaper if you buy now.
00:02:08.000 The picture in the clothes is how you do business.
00:02:09.000 Now, this Korean homeless guy had the art of business.
00:02:12.000 Forget Donald Trump. Forget Donald Trump.
00:02:14.000 This guy was the business mastermind of the world.
00:02:16.000 He would see you from about 50 meters away and start waving.
00:02:22.000 Smiling, you give me thumbs up.
00:02:24.000 So what do you do? I mean, he's not intimidating.
00:02:26.000 You smile, give him a thumbs up, you wave back.
00:02:29.000 He smiles more, he waves, he approaches you, he gets closer and closer.
00:02:32.000 He comes over to you and you're like, who the fuck is this?
00:02:33.000 Yeah. So then the guy's over and he's within, like, touching distance of you.
00:02:36.000 You're smiling, you give him one final wave and smile.
00:02:39.000 He then works out a sign from behind himself that says, please, some cash.
00:02:45.000 And goes like this. Now...
00:02:47.000 The pitch has been done. He's your boy now.
00:02:49.000 You've been smiling at him. You've been talking to him for five minutes.
00:02:51.000 He's your friend now. He's your friend.
00:02:53.000 Because he may be approached from, oh, you're already waving and smiling.
00:02:56.000 He's coming out going, hey, thumbs up and all this shit.
00:02:59.000 Now he's your buddy. And then the clothes come to the police and cash stuff.
00:03:02.000 What are you going to do? Give him some cash.
00:03:04.000 I gave him cash every time I saw him, for the whole new Cubs in South Korea, which was about five times.
00:03:10.000 I even took a picture with him.
00:03:12.000 Our waiter looks like the Indian version of the Whelm Stone Raider.
00:03:16.000 That you want some guy.
00:03:17.000 Everyone knows him. You've got no friends!
00:03:21.000 You've got no drowned!
00:03:22.000 They're fucking ultra-pain, though.
00:03:24.000 I'm telling you. What do you want some? Huh?
00:03:25.000 Do you want some? What do you want some or what?
00:03:29.000 If you want some, I'll give it you up.
00:03:31.000 This is what? Which one is this?
00:03:33.000 Sapphire. Good.
00:03:35.000 You want some? Yeah.
00:03:37.000 You want some? No you don't?
00:03:39.000 If you want some I'll give it.
00:03:40.000 No you don't want some?
00:03:42.000 No I don't. That's cool.
00:03:43.000 These hordes are playing well
00:03:45.000 I
00:04:38.000 I'm jumping in.
00:04:52.000 Hell no.
00:04:53.000 I'm falling.
00:04:54.000 I have a saying, oceans are just swimming pools for poor people.
00:05:01.000 You're the third world country, you're four people scratching around the ocean.
00:05:04.000 Look, I like my luxury, clear-ass swimming pool.
00:05:08.000 No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it.
00:05:11.000 It's wonderful. It's comfortable as shit.
00:06:28.000 I can see why they wear it.
00:06:30.000 I feel rich. Yeah, but we are a bit rich.
00:06:35.000 They might smell richer. I do feel richer.
00:06:37.000 What shall we buy? You want to go to the mall dress like this?
00:06:40.000 Buy things. I'm down if you are.
00:06:42.000 Damn man, you've been taller than I am.
00:07:09.000 Big mother fucker. Ain't no need for that.
00:07:16.000 Not in this heat. Hell no.
00:07:19.000 It's full speed yeah?
00:07:26.000 I like this.
00:07:28.000 You got the power.
00:07:30.000 It's like the Corvette.
00:07:32.000 Fucking hell.
00:07:34.000 It is like the Corvette.
00:07:36.000 So yeah, I'm Bolton McLaren.
00:07:39.000 Everything was fine. One day I'm driving it.
00:07:41.000 It says suspension control downgraded.
00:07:43.000 I don't know what that means. So I ignored it.
00:07:45.000 Next day, turn it on. It's fine again.
00:07:47.000 Turn it on again. Fucking EBS system fault.
00:07:52.000 Mode change fault.
00:07:53.000 All these faults are going off. None of it made sense.
00:07:56.000 So I was like, all right, this car's got to go to McLaren.
00:07:58.000 Booker S says every supercar garage in the world except McLaren.
00:08:01.000 And Romania have Europe-wide assist, so they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe except Romania.
00:08:05.000 McLaren have Europe-wide assist.
00:08:06.000 McLaren will have Europe-wide assist.
00:08:08.000 They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe if it breaks down except Romania.
00:08:11.000 So, I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away.
00:08:14.000 You've got to go through Romania, through Hungary, through Austria, and then into the top of Germany.
00:08:18.000 It's long. But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border.
00:08:21.000 So I drove nine hours to the border of Hungary from Romania, went to this small town where obviously I had to go fuck because I don't go fuck every town in Romania.
00:08:28.000 So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back.
00:08:31.000 When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport like a dickhead.
00:08:37.000 So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport.
00:08:39.000 So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania like 20 meters.
00:08:45.000 There's a gas station either side of the burner.
00:08:46.000 I'm at the gas station on the side. There's a Hungarian guy goes, no, I don't like Romanians.
00:08:51.000 I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters.
00:08:53.000 I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians.
00:08:56.000 And hung up with me. So I was like, what's the story?
00:08:59.000 We could see the truck, by the way.
00:09:00.000 We were in a gas station, and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the truck.
00:09:06.000 We saw him. So I start calling him, calling him.
00:09:09.000 He's ignoring me, ignoring me.
00:09:10.000 Eventually, I call McLaren back, and they're like, oh yeah, you canceled.
00:09:14.000 I was like, what? Your delivery truck one guy goes, no, the delivery truck guy called and said that you didn't want to put your car on the truck.
00:09:20.000 Some fucking Hungarian guy.
00:09:21.000 I've never had a guy this weird in my life.
00:09:23.000 Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day.
00:09:25.000 Went and slammed my ballerina.
00:09:26.000 Came back the next day. And they sent a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard.
00:09:30.000 Picked the car up and took it.
00:09:31.000 And then, to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart.
00:09:33.000 Took a day. One day they repaired it.
00:09:35.000 And one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town.
00:09:37.000 Got my car back. Didn't pay anything.
00:09:39.000 And it's been fine ever since.
00:09:41.000 They upgraded the software.
00:09:42.000 Supposedly it was a software issue. But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car.
00:09:46.000 It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car, wrong parameters, etc.
00:09:49.000 So yeah, warning lights are a thing with McLaren.
00:09:51.000 But in a straight line, that car is fucking crazy.
00:09:54.000 Even though it doesn't go in a straight line.
00:09:56.000 Yeah, even though it doesn't grip.
00:09:57.000 That's the thing with it, though. It's like, it's 50-50.
00:09:59.000 Sometimes you put your foot down as a rocket ship.
00:10:01.000 Sometimes you put your foot down, you don't go anywhere.
00:10:03.000 It's kind of luck. Do you grip or not?