Tate Speech - September 20, 2022


TATE FINDS OUT ICE CREAM IS FREE IN SPAIN | Tate Confidential Ep 157


Episode Stats

Length

23 minutes

Words per Minute

100.737526

Word Count

2,322

Sentence Count

314

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

In this episode, the lads are in Spain and someone stole an ice cream and they're on the run from the police and they want to find out who did it and what they did with the ice cream. Also, someone stole $100 million worth of ice cream, but they don't know who it is, they just know that it's a rich man who is on the loose and they don t know who he is. So what do they do with the stolen ice cream? Find out in this episode of the boys' new podcast, The Boys' Lads. The boys also talk about the Spanish siesta and how it's basically the same as a siesta in Spain except you don't have to pay for the same amount of drinks. Also, the boys talk about how the Spanish don't like tapas and how they like drinking tapas, it's like they're lazy cucks and they like to sleep in the sun all day long so why not drink a lot of tapas? Enjoy the episode and don't forget to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe to the Boys' Podcasts. Subscribe and leave us your thoughts and comments. We'll be looking out for you in the next episode! Love ya! xoxo, EJ and the boys. P.S. Sorry for the bad quality of the audio in the first episode, it'll get better next week, we'll be working on the quality next week. We promise you'll get a better quality next time, promise! XOXOXOXO xo. - The boys - EJ & the boys xo xo - The Boys xo, P. (P.A. XO - P.M. - E. (The boys) (The Boys) (A.C. (Chad) - J. (J. ( ) (S. (B. (A) & G) (J) ( ) (A.) (J.) ) & P. (R. (M. (S) (A). (C) (B) (R) ) (J). (Alfredo ( ) ) (C.) (C. A. (D) (M) (C). (P) (S.) (R.) (P). ( ) & B. (F) (V) (E. (L) )


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Someone stole ice cream. Shit!
00:00:05.000 Who was it? Come,
00:00:55.000 Hey, Lisa, come see it!
00:00:57.000 I'm going to try it.
00:00:59.000 It's really good.
00:01:01.000 It's really good.
00:01:03.000 Nice.
00:01:16.000 Ah.
00:01:21.000 No, it's fine.
00:01:27.000 Stop.
00:01:33.000 Yeah.
00:01:35.000 please. A friendly debate.
00:01:55.000 Good thing about Spain is, ice creams are free.
00:01:59.000 He's walking to the establishment, looking in the eye.
00:02:06.000 That's not true, thank you.
00:02:08.000 I have never once had a free ice cream.
00:02:11.000 Si, senor. Un momento.
00:02:14.000 I'm struggling here. I didn't know that about Spain.
00:02:16.000 That's cool. Did I pay for this?
00:02:18.000 Am I eating it? Yes. Where am I? True, Spain.
00:02:20.000 In Spain, eating a free ice cream.
00:02:23.000 Free. Makes sense to me.
00:02:26.000 Was you driving a cash guy? I told him anyway, didn't you, G?
00:02:37.000 To be fair though, lads, I'd be pissed off if I won 24,000 Euros a year as well.
00:02:43.000 Yeah.
00:02:45.000 We're on the run. Someone stole an ice cream.
00:02:49.000 Shit! Who was it?
00:02:54.000 Fuck! An ice cream?
00:03:01.000 There's one of the most sick people in this world.
00:03:02.000 Rumor has that he's worth a hundred million dollars.
00:03:06.000 Jay told those cops to get fucked.
00:03:09.000 And I'll tell you why the cops didn't beat the shit out of him.
00:03:12.000 Because they know that we wouldn't let them.
00:03:15.000 Because we're English. You're right.
00:03:16.000 And they've been around. So now they've called for backup and shit.
00:03:20.000 You're right. So we're bouncing before they take all the cars and end our little fucking trip.
00:03:24.000 Yep. Because if they start hitting Jay, all of us would jump on.
00:03:27.000 What the fuck you do with it and get in the way?
00:03:28.000 Yep. Yeah, yeah.
00:03:31.000 See you there, bro. You're 100% correct.
00:03:34.000 You've at least got in the way, held them, stopped them, even if we didn't beat them up ourselves.
00:03:38.000 So that's why they didn't get violent, because they knew.
00:03:40.000 Yep. They gotta let them up ahead.
00:03:41.000 Yeah, but they've set up. So one man said they're setting up.
00:03:45.000 And if they haven't yet, they're definitely going to.
00:03:47.000 They ain't letting that slide. Nope.
00:03:48.000 So we're going to bounce.
00:03:51.000 So we're going to disappear.
00:03:54.000 Also, rumor has it, some very handsome, tall, sexy, strong, intelligent, humble, gorgeous man with $100 million, even though he's filthy rich, kept stealing ice creams.
00:04:05.000 Really? He's on the loose.
00:04:08.000 He's on the loose. It's like because there was a line, he didn't want to wait in the line, he just saw fucking start stealing ice cream.
00:04:13.000 Unbelievable. So we definitely, definitely have to get out of there before the police find out about that.
00:04:18.000 Because they're looking for him. Man, they're fucking on him.
00:04:20.000 Bro. It's the ice cream sealer.
00:04:22.000 It's a big, it's a big, it's a big mess.
00:04:26.000 Fucking ice cream. Man.
00:04:30.000 Fuck Spain. Fuck Spain!
00:04:35.000 So we've all disappeared.
00:04:36.000 We're all getting out of here.
00:04:39.000 Little do they know, although they think they're trying to run to save them, my screen feeds them only.
00:04:46.000 What do you mean?
00:04:48.000 It's me, little boy.
00:04:50.000 You stole the ice cream!
00:04:52.000 I know. I know.
00:04:53.000 I was the last person you suspect.
00:04:56.000 I covered my tracks by eating an ice cream in front of everyone.
00:04:59.000 I was actually the only person eating an ice cream.
00:05:01.000 Smart, no. But it turns out, all along, it was me.
00:05:06.000 You're the ice cream thief.
00:05:07.000 The notorious ice cream thief.
00:05:10.000 So they're after you. They're not after Jay after what happened.
00:05:13.000 No, they're after me. And now that you guys are with me, we're all going to jail.
00:05:16.000 Shit! We're all going to jail.
00:05:20.000 Fuck. Spanish jail.
00:05:22.000 Spanish jail. So what, siestas and tapas?
00:05:25.000 Basically the same as Spanish life, really.
00:05:28.000 Okay. They don't do fuck all else, do they?
00:05:29.000 Fucking lazy Spanish groups and cucks.
00:05:31.000 I don't want to be fucked a lot.
00:05:33.000 Where's your armada? Oh, you ain't got one.
00:05:35.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:05:37.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:53.000 So we're deep in Bulltown.
00:06:23.000 Yeah, this is where the bulls chase people.
00:06:28.000 Imagine being Spanish.
00:06:31.000 They can imagine it.
00:06:33.000 Hola. You're like small.
00:06:36.000 Hola. I want to run from bulls for fun.
00:06:40.000 I'm lazy. I work two hours a day.
00:06:43.000 Siesta. Hola.
00:06:45.000 This is where Spanish girls look like.
00:06:46.000 Hola. Just like, imagine like being Spanish.
00:06:51.000 Hola. Every business you go to is closed because...
00:06:54.000 Yeah.
00:06:55.000 Why open, right? Just sleep.
00:06:58.000 They've set up for the bulls to run around.
00:07:04.000 It's gay. If I was in a Lambo, I could make a bunch of jokes about the Lambo, because it's the bull and 600 horsepower, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:07:12.000 Along with the Porsche.
00:07:13.000 And I'm sure that Boris isn't saying anything like that, because Boris ain't cool enough.
00:07:18.000 Boris didn't think about it, did he?
00:07:19.000 He didn't think about saying, I'm the big bull here, 600 bulls in one.
00:07:23.000 Big boss talking to Jesus.
00:07:24.000 Trying to run away from me.
00:07:26.000 I'll catch you, run you down, everyone dying.
00:07:29.000 Not that I even say none of that shit, he's just driving his car.
00:07:35.000 Just driving his car.
00:07:38.000 What can we do, Luke?
00:07:39.000 It's not easy to make an entertaining YouTube series, and I want to round us some boring content.
00:07:46.000 Go out, you black and tans!
00:07:48.000 Come out and fight me like a lad!
00:07:50.000 Tell your wife how you want medals down in Flanders!
00:07:54.000 Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Come to the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander
00:08:20.000 Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Come to the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander
00:08:50.000 Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave
00:09:20.000 From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Sterling, what happened?
00:09:43.000 Well, I'll tell you what happened, Rory.
00:09:45.000 I thought, I'll have the day off of driving.
00:09:48.000 I've been driving non-stop the last couple of days, but you know what, I'll let Rory Drive the car.
00:09:53.000 This is a great idea. And guess what?
00:09:55.000 Well, it turns out it wasn't a great idea, because guess what happened?
00:09:57.000 What's happened? Rory blew up the turbo, and now the car is...
00:10:02.000 The engine's covered in oil, pipes burst, and we're stuck here.
00:10:06.000 Is that oil? Yes, Rory, that is oil.
00:10:09.000 Ah! Yeah, it's soaked, isn't it?
00:10:13.000 Yeah, well done, Rory. Gee, Rory, how did that happen, exactly?
00:10:17.000 I don't quite know. I'll tell you how it happened.
00:10:19.000 You were trying to race a Lambo.
00:10:22.000 But it's a GLC 63.
00:10:24.000 It should keep up, no?
00:10:26.000 Apparently not. Yeah.
00:10:28.000 It did just kind of go bang, didn't it?
00:10:32.000 So what now?
00:10:35.000 Roadside beers. Good idea.
00:10:37.000 Good idea. I think beers might actually fix the car.
00:10:41.000 Beers usually fix everything, right?
00:10:43.000 I think that car definitely needs a beer.
00:10:47.000 Let's go get the car a beer.
00:10:48.000 Good idea. So we're getting beers?
00:10:52.000 We are getting beers. While we wait to be recovered.
00:10:55.000 Get a King Brown.
00:10:58.000 Superbock. Nice.
00:11:02.000 Excellent. Plenty of time to indulge.
00:11:06.000 Yeah, so I never remember doing shots of beer.
00:11:10.000 Excuse me, do you have pint glasses?
00:11:12.000 No? Shit.
00:11:16.000 Looks like we're doing shots of beer. Looks like we're down in lots of shots of beer.
00:11:20.000 Nice. Justin, you've been singing to me for three hours.
00:11:33.000 Why? I want to take this man to have a relaxing time.
00:11:39.000 Who needs you, baby?
00:11:42.000 I do. Stop singing country music!
00:11:45.000 Why'd I give you control of the Wi-Fi?
00:11:47.000 I'm the DJ. You're a cowboy!
00:11:50.000 You're a cowboy!
00:11:52.000 DJ Cowboy!
00:11:54.000 Hahaha!
00:11:57.000 Oh my goodness!
00:12:03.000 Unmatched!
00:12:08.000 Coupled with sheer interplayability making it beautiful.
00:12:12.000 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
00:12:24.000 Just you yn- Hey yo hey, with the...?
00:12:38.000 hey yo hey, with the...?
00:12:41.000 Hey yo hey, with the...?
00:12:45.000 Woooo, yeah.
00:12:59.000 Turn straight into Portugal.
00:13:01.000 Real Portugal.
00:13:09.000 This is just like these.
00:13:11.000 Whoa, where was it?
00:13:13.000 Just like canned. Literally canned 2.0.
00:13:17.000 Canned 0.5.
00:13:23.000 Canned 0.5. How did you not get your camera out that whole time?
00:13:52.000 Come on, Marcel! Black people.
00:13:58.000 We can't put that bar to take confidential, though.
00:14:00.000 All right, I just don't want to blow the car up.
00:14:04.000 Oh no, I've already got a warning light now.
00:14:06.000 Is he showing?
00:14:15.000 There's little knobs on the floor, but I don't think it matters.
00:14:18.000 Ah.
00:14:19.000 I'll do it one more time, record though.
00:14:21.000 🎵 I'm a scumbag. 🎵
00:14:31.000 Sound of a diabetes test.
00:14:38.000 concealed circuit of blood then Bob demonstrates.
00:14:48.000 Sterling? Yeah? What's happening?
00:14:50.000 Well, we've just finished our...
00:14:54.000 What? We're not...
00:14:58.000 What's happening?
00:15:00.000 She's going on a truck now.
00:15:02.000 Oh, the car that you blew up is going on a truck.
00:15:05.000 Ah! So it's not drivable ever again?
00:15:08.000 Apparently not. Apparently everything you touch turns to shit.
00:15:13.000 Oh!
00:15:14.000 This kind of explains your guilt for it.
00:15:20.000 You're not supposed to be here.
00:16:31.000 Never. I've always outranked you since you were kids.
00:16:36.000 Since you were kids?
00:16:38.000 Since you were kids.
00:16:40.000 I came out of the womb, had to go goose, and let's see if no one was going crazy.
00:16:46.000 What was you doing? Come out, me and record.
00:16:49.000 Oh now they come out and rape me on the floor Oh yeah Bitches You quiet baby Stop it Alright, just to be real tonight Marcel, tomorrow's the meeting Tonight I'll work your ass Tomorrow's another- Why does Marcel do this to himself?
00:17:10.000 I don't think anyone.
00:17:11.000 Tomorrow is boring for you.
00:17:13.000 Me and Boris.
00:17:14.000 I don't think anyone.
00:17:16.000 Boris. Me and Boris.
00:17:19.000 Boris. Boris, why are you talking shit?
00:17:22.000 I'm right in the middle of a set for his dunkin' shit!
00:17:24.000 You go to the car, he's like, Fuck you, bitchy asshole.
00:17:27.000 Let's go, bro.
00:17:29.000 Ah!
00:17:30.000 I knew it, I knew it.
00:17:32.000 Yeah, I knew it.
00:17:33.000 I knew it. You know what? Tag team matchup.
00:17:35.000 Tag team match for the championship.
00:17:39.000 You're about to get fucked up, G. I didn't know you were stupid behind my back like that, Morris.
00:17:48.000 You'll take your job and I'll take Tristan.
00:17:50.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, you know, we are closer in socks.
00:17:56.000 That's true. We're gonna kill Marcel.
00:18:07.000 He deserves it. Marcel does this every single time I see it.
00:18:11.000 Sir, can I get another double vodka water and this faggot will take one too.
00:18:19.000 No, double red ball.
00:18:20.000 No, it's fine. I got more red ball.
00:18:22.000 And Sterling wants a pina colada.
00:18:25.000 Double box. Yeah, double box.
00:18:26.000 Same thing. Yep. What used to happen when you got it?
00:18:30.000 Just get warmed up. Just get warmed up.
00:18:33.000 Tristan, don't worry. Double vodka for me.
00:18:34.000 Thank you. Yep. Now it's starting.
00:18:39.000 I've been drinking all day in the van.
00:18:41.000 Drinking this fucking beer with tequila.
00:18:45.000 In a congolo, fuck. Tequila beer. More booze.
00:18:50.000 You'll take it out.
00:18:52.000 All the burgers.
00:18:54.000 How's the stuff in the cup?
00:18:56.000 I'm learning Portuguese from Boston.
00:18:58.000 What?
00:19:00.000 I'm talking English.
00:19:02.000 I know how to English.
00:19:04.000 You guys like all hang around.
00:19:06.000 Yeah.
00:19:08.000 That's a classic quote.
00:19:10.000 I'm just saying. I'm just saying that it's not...
00:19:12.000 Obviously it's not a priority.
00:19:14.000 No, it's not a priority. I can't do that.
00:19:22.000 It's going to be the same. It's a big time.
00:19:28.000 Really? Big time? It's a big time.
00:19:30.000 It's a big time. You know what, Trippin? No, it's actually one of the big time.
00:19:34.000 Now I know.
00:19:36.000 Now I know. Tony, are you having a long?
00:19:42.000 No, no, no, no.
00:19:44.000 No, no, no. I'm not having a laugh.
00:19:46.000 I'm having a drink.
00:19:47.000 I can't just buy into it.
00:19:51.000 Don't let him do that!
00:19:55.000 Boris, show him!
00:19:57.000 Boris, clap him, bro!
00:20:01.000 Show him! Show him, Boris!
00:20:04.000 Show him, Boris! That is snuffy!
00:20:10.000 I don't like him.
00:20:14.000 Oh, he's got me in his...
00:20:16.000 Lemonade.
00:20:17.000 I like the vodka.
00:20:20.000 Easy.
00:20:27.000 Marcel, you're doing well.
00:20:30.000 I've got to say it! You got me on the ropes, Marcel!
00:20:35.000 Marcel, fuck this!
00:20:39.000 3 of us as well I'm not wearing pajamas I'm not f***ing pajamas Why have you got red bull in it man?
00:20:49.000 No it does not watch the channel I don't see it This is dangerous You hurt This makes me hurt so hard Watch that, that's not finished.
00:21:02.000 No, that's not done though.
00:21:05.000 It's like the bubbles in it.
00:21:07.000 Don't look at me, bro!
00:21:09.000 Just all this time, this shit!
00:21:13.000 Stop it! Now where?
00:21:16.000 How do you say refill? How do you say refill?
00:21:19.000 Refillio! I'm pretty sure...
00:21:38.000 I'm ten beers ahead of you?
00:21:40.000 That's right faggot. Do you have evidence?
00:21:44.000 I actually do have evidence.
00:21:45.000 No, we actually have loads of evidence. We have loads of evidence.
00:21:49.000 This episode is going to be filled with evidence.
00:21:51.000 Made in the same clothes that appear.
00:21:54.000 Yeah. Like your mean horse is exactly the same, please.
00:21:58.000 Nice and strong. Thank you very much.
00:22:00.000 I'm going out of here. You guys brought Tristan into it.
00:22:10.000 Look, Tristan is my tag team partner.
00:22:13.000 I know. This fucking retard brought Boris into it.
00:22:18.000 Which is a shitty partner.
00:22:19.000 I know, but when you ask why you're necking giant ball guns.
00:22:23.000 Combine weight. I'm 230, he's 245, he's 135, and Boris is 160.
00:22:32.000 We're gonna pound them.
00:22:33.000 Me and Tristan are 20 years ahead of them.
00:22:37.000 Force can't be only 160.
00:22:38.000 No way. And they're both tussies.
00:22:40.000 They're both customers.
00:22:42.000 Yeehaw!
00:22:46.000 So, Sterling will join me for a beer.
00:22:56.000 You know why, Justin? Because Sterling's my real friend.
00:22:59.000 Of course I will, Tristan.
00:23:01.000 I wouldn't dare let you down like that.