I don t have a cat. I don t even have a dog. I m not a fucking cat lover. I have no fucking fucking fucking interest in cats. I ve never even had a cat and I m sick and tired of them cucking me. That s why I have dogs like a man fuck cats, not like a dog like a fuck cat. That's why I don't have cats, because they re not interested in you whether you live or die, a cat doesn t care. They don t give a fuck about you, they don t care about you and they don't give a fck about me back. And that's why you should never fuck a cat if you have one, because you re not going to get anything out of it. And if you do, you re just going to end up with a cat that s just going out and find something else to eat out the window like teddy. If you don t like cats, then you should fuck a dog, but if you like a cat, then fuck cats like a guy who likes to stroke them, then fucking fuck them like a dude who wants treats, then why not fuck them? I m going to buy my cat a treat, because he likes to let me stroke him sometimes, sometimes, and sometimes he lets me stroke me sometimes, but sometimes he hisses at me when I want to stroke him when he wants treats. I'm not a cuck, so why not buy him a treat? I'll tell you why you shouldn t fuck your cat, and I'll buy you a treat so you can be a cat like a nice cat like that likes to be stroking you back and you're not a man like that because he's not a dork if you don't like cats like that, then don t fuck me back and let me pet him back and forth and you can have a treat back and he's going to be nice and you'll be nice to me back, then I'm going to let you treat you back. I love my cat Teddy, I'm sorry Teddy, but he's a nice and nice back when he's nice and I can be nice, you know what I can't be nice when you want it back and I'm just nice back and not a nice back to me, I'll let you be nice back, you're a little bit, I can t be nice like that? Why not fuck my cat?