Length
5 minutes
Words per minute
212.30249
Word count
1,254
Sentence count
128
Harmful content
Misogyny
6
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Toxicity
12
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Hate speech
6
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Chess is the only thing that makes me feel stupid because it's so complicated and frustrating. But it's also the most important thing in the world and it's the one thing that can help you conquer the world. And it's not even close to being as complicated as it is in chess, but it's still the most frustrating thing I've ever tried to master. And that's why it's important to have a good chessboard and a good woman in your life because that's how you can master the game and live a life of your dreams. CHESS IS THE ONLY THING I LOVE AND IT'S THE ONE THING THAT MAKES ME STUPID AND STINK AND I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! I LOVE CHESS AND I LOVE TO PLAY IT AND I HAVE A FEATURING CHESS CHAMPION AND HE'S GOOD AND I MADE ME A GOOD FRIEND AND I HATE IT. CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE OF MY MEDITATION AND PREDICTION AND I WOULD LOVE YOU TO BUY A PIECE OF CHESS ON THE PODCAST AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO ACTUALLY PLAY CHESS TO THE BEST YOU'RE A GOOD PLAYER AND HAVE A GOOD CHART AND YOU'LL GET A GOOD IDEA OF HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND STAY FAST AND MAKE MONEY AND HAVE GOOD FRIENDS AND A GOOD RELATIONSHIP AND YOU WILL BE A GOOD GUY AND YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW TO DO THAT'S A GOOD THING AND I DO THAT AND I THINK I'SOMEBODY'S GOOGLE'S TALKING ABOUT CHEATING TO ME AND OTHER THINGS AND I TALK ABOUT IT AND HE GET A LOT OF THINGS LIKE THAT AND HE COULD DO THAT TO ME IN A PLACE AND HE TOLD ME SOMODY ELSE AND HE THINK HE' S GOT A THING LIKE THAT' AND HE S TOTALLY GET A DOG AND HE GIVES ME A QOTME AND HE HAS A YEAH AND HE ACTUATION AND HE LETS ME A BECAUSE HE THOT TO ME SOMTHING AND HE SAID SOMODY HAS A CHEEEEEEEEEEEES A YELLING ABOUT THAT AND SOMODY TOWIE AND A THOT AND A DOUGLE AND I GET AN IDEA AND HE MAKING ME A YOO AND A BODY LIKE THAT?