Tate Speech - July 02, 2022


Tate on Friends


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

154.2846

Word Count

794

Sentence Count

73

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the beginning of the end for Western Civilization, and how it all started because of a TV show that changed the way we look at men and women and how we see them and how they see us. It's the end of the world as we know it, and it's all the fault of Friends and the people who watched it. We should make our own series based on Friends, but I'm not sure that would be a good idea. We'll see if we can fix that in Season 1, but for now, let's talk about Friends and how the world has become a bunch of cucks and how everyone else is a loser because of it. And we'll talk about how we need to stop talking to chicks and stop fucks the chicks. We'll be back next week with a new episode of the podcast, but don't worry, it'll be better than ever! Stay tuned for that! -The Lambo's. -Me and the Lambo. (feat. The Lambo) -Jon Soraya (and his new music) - and his new book, . and is out now, so don't forget to check it out and give us a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe to us so we can keep us up to date on what's going on in the future. . . . And of course, we'll see you next week for the next episode of The LamBOOM! and we'll be drinking a lot of vodka, so make sure to keep us updated on what we're drinking and talking about it. and what we do in the next week! Thank you for listening to us, we're all having a good time! -Jonah, Jonah! Jonah is a great guy, and we appreciate you're a good friend of his work and he's a good guy, so thank you Jonah's work is great, so please don't be nice, so we're going to send him some good vibes. -- Jonah has a good night! --Jonah and Jonah and I'm going to see you back soon, so you're not just one of those things, right Jonah? -- Thank you, bye Jonah, bye bye, bye, good night, bye Bye Bye, bye. Jonah & Jonah bye, Bye, Bye Bye.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I was trying to work out when the whole world became so cuck, when everyone became such a
00:00:06.720 fucking loser, and I think I worked it out. Because if you look at history, it's like
00:00:09.580 you go back in time, World War II, everyone was a G, and the 50s was the Korean War, and
00:00:13.300 the Vietnam War, and there was men were men, and all this shit, and then all of a sudden
00:00:16.380 everyone around you is a loser. I don't know if it was Twitter, which just points out these
00:00:19.840 losers, and these losers aren't actually, in fact, I'm not going to say I don't know,
00:00:23.920 because I do know. Losers aren't actually as apparent in real life as they are online.
00:00:27.700 Like, if you go up to 25 people on the street and ask them, like, are men men and women
00:00:32.180 women, 24 are going to go, well, of course. But on Twitter, half of them are saying, no,
00:00:37.220 we're all gender fluid, non-binary, eh, Twitter's retard land. But, anyway, still, to continue
00:00:43.300 my video, I've concluded the exact moment when the Western generation got fucked up, and I
00:00:48.380 know whose fault it is, and it's the fault of friends.
00:00:52.040 Nothing, I was just saying to my...
00:00:53.560 Could you speak up, please?
00:00:54.460 Sorry.
00:00:54.740 I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I had
00:00:59.440 ever seen in my life. And then he said, you said you thought Daryl Hannah was the most
00:01:04.440 beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life, and I said, yeah, I liked her in Splash
00:01:08.680 a lot, but not so much in Wall Street.
00:01:10.640 I thought she had kind of a hard quality in that. And while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in
00:01:17.060 a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace, then that's when you started yelling.
00:01:26.760 The fucking TV show has ruined the world. And it's ruined the world because what it's done
00:01:32.780 is, it was so fucking insanely popular, and everyone watched it, and all it did was portray
00:01:39.220 men as women. There was a big group of friends, and the men were sarcastic, crybaby, cocky,
00:01:46.460 pathetic, fucking emotionally incontinent, as the females were. There was not a single
00:01:52.040 manly attribute about any of the men between friends.
00:02:09.720 There was a whole bunch of women and friends, and people were watching male characters play
00:02:14.260 females. That was probably the first time it happened so overtly. Nowadays, in every single
00:02:19.940 sitcom, there's a gay guy, there's like 15 transsexuals, every dude's a homo, whatever.
00:02:24.260 But back then, all the other sitcoms, like Frasier was a G.
00:02:27.660 Frasier is a sensitive and trusting man.
00:02:30.320 Day after day, miserable people coming into your office and pouring out their litany of
00:02:34.080 depression and anxiety. You make me sick!
00:02:37.400 The only way my situation could be any worse is if I actually listened to them.
00:02:41.180 I think you'll find that once you've been a patient of mine, I'm always there when you...
00:02:44.940 Oh, great. I'll bet this is important.
00:02:49.940 Whatever. Seinfeld, he was a G. Then Friends comes along, and all the dudes are basically
00:02:54.680 chicks. That was the beginning of the end for Western Civilization. Friends did it.
00:02:59.500 Ross is a little pussy. Joey, like, oh, he's the funny one. He's a pussy too. Chandler's a pussy.
00:03:04.680 They're all pussies through and through. And they all just run around, crying, giving each other
00:03:08.520 high-fives.
00:03:09.120 You really got a hold on me.
00:03:13.520 You really got a hold on me.
00:03:16.260 You really got a hold on me.
00:03:19.700 You really got a hold on me.
00:03:22.080 Baby, I love you.
00:03:26.360 All I want you to do is just hold me, squeeze, hold me, hold me.
00:03:37.100 Hey, do we do this too much?
00:03:38.840 I think so.
00:03:39.640 Yeah, get off me.
00:03:41.100 Yeah.
00:03:42.100 Pretending to be best mates with a bunch of hot chicks. When in reality, here's how it
00:03:47.340 would really go down. If Friends was real. The dudes living next to the chicks would try
00:03:52.920 it on with the chicks. They'd either fuck the chicks and continue to fuck the chicks,
00:03:56.300 or not fuck the chicks and stop talking to the chicks. That's the end of Friends, episode
00:04:00.960 one, season one. We should make our own fucking series. It takes Friends. Me and my brother
00:04:06.460 walk around. We see some hot girls. Come here. Let's all be friends. Yeah, come to my apartment.
00:04:10.340 Yeah, have some vodka. Yeah, I'm the fucking man. Yeah, world champion. Yeah, the Lambo's
00:04:13.880 mine. Yeah, suck this. Oh, no, you don't want to? Okay, bye. Leave. Da-da-da-da-da.
00:04:18.820 The end. Nobody told me I was...
00:04:40.340 We'll be there for you.
00:04:54.320 We'll be there for you.
00:04:57.820 Is.