Tate Speech - July 02, 2022


Tate on Ghosts


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

245.72595

Word Count

963

Sentence Count

74

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Ghosts aren t real, ghosts aren t ghosts, ghosts are not real, if ghosts are real they re not real then why do you think seeing a ghost is proof of ghosts? Why do you believe in ghosts? Are you a moron if you think you saw a ghost? Do you believe that ghosts exist? If they do then why the fuck are you telling the truth about seeing ghosts? I don t give a shit what you think about ghosts because I know they ain t real. I m a genius and I can tell you that s not true because there s no empirical evidence for ghosts and on top of that all of the evidence we do have, says there are no ghosts. So if ghosts exist then where the hell are you going to find the evidence of them then you re going to have to go to a doctor because you think they re real or something? I m not here to talk about ghosts, I m here to give you guys the facts and give you all the facts you need to prove it. I hope you all enjoy this episode and if you don t believe in them then listen to this episode because it s going to be a spooky one. I swear to god it s gonna be spooky as hell next time you re at a Halloween party and I m going to fuck some people up. I promise you won t be scared of ghosts and I'm not scared of them. I m gonna have a ghost party next time we have a haunted house next year. If you like ghost stories then you ll like it. xoxo. -Tune in next week for more spooky stories and I ll be back next week. (Sorry about the audio quality. I know it ssssssss. I can t wait to make it better than this episode. I love you know you ll be a little bit spooky next week, I know you can t get any more spookier than this next week but it s not like that. I ll get better next week! -P.EVERYONE ELSE will be better than that. XOXO -BONUS EPISODES:) - - PODCAST EPISODE - I m giving you all a chance to listen to the whole thing next week to hear me talk about it in the next episode of the podcast, so be sure to check it out next week and leave me a review on my insta


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Every time I go and meet a girl, I ask them some important questions.
00:00:07.740 Do you believe in God?
00:00:08.760 They always say, not really, but I'm spiritual.
00:00:10.640 I believe in something.
00:00:11.620 All girls are basically the same.
00:00:13.140 People go, why do you just fuck lots of girls?
00:00:14.980 Why do men just want to fuck lots of girls?
00:00:16.100 Because they're all the same.
00:00:17.180 You look a bit different.
00:00:18.060 You all think the same.
00:00:19.000 None of your personalities are interesting.
00:00:20.640 You think you're interesting with your shitty stories.
00:00:22.700 Trust me, your story of going to the club and getting too drunk in Ibiza, I've heard
00:00:26.220 it fucking before.
00:00:27.200 Anyway, every time I ask them, do you believe in ghosts?
00:00:30.000 They always say, yeah.
00:00:31.280 I'm like, why do you believe in ghosts?
00:00:32.380 I saw a ghost.
00:00:33.940 Why do you think seeing a ghost is proof of ghosts?
00:00:36.380 It's not proof of shit.
00:00:37.800 The least valuable form of testimony in court is eyewitness testimony because humans are
00:00:42.800 fallible.
00:00:43.700 And plus, on top of that, bimbo, who gives a fuck what you think?
00:00:46.960 You think you're smart.
00:00:48.180 You're a moron.
00:00:48.980 Who cares what you think you saw?
00:00:50.760 So when I sit there and say, you didn't see a ghost, ghosts aren't real.
00:00:54.060 You can't tell me what I saw.
00:00:55.600 Yes, I can.
00:00:56.620 I can tell you, you didn't see a ghost because ghosts aren't real.
00:01:00.000 Just like I can tell you, you didn't see Santa Claus because Santa Claus isn't real.
00:01:03.900 You may think you saw Santa.
00:01:05.460 You may think you saw a ghost.
00:01:06.940 But guaranteed you didn't because they're not real.
00:01:09.600 And then they say, well, how do you know?
00:01:11.240 I'll tell you how I fucking know.
00:01:12.660 One, because I'm a genius and you should be more respectful when you talk to God, me.
00:01:16.060 And two, the reason I know, is because there's no empirical evidence for ghosts.
00:01:20.660 And on top of that, all of the evidence we do have, all of the science we have, says there
00:01:25.880 are no ghosts.
00:01:26.760 For ghosts to exist, everything we know about physics has to be wrong.
00:01:30.380 Everything we know about medical science has to be wrong.
00:01:33.020 Biology has to be wrong.
00:01:34.660 Everything we understand about the human body is wrong.
00:01:36.820 We can cut open a human body and replace the heart.
00:01:39.300 We can send things to space with physics, but you're saying that that's all wrong because
00:01:44.440 you, at the corner of your eye, saw a ghost once?
00:01:47.520 That that all is to get thrown out the window because you think you saw a ghost one time?
00:01:51.540 If you got sick, you'd go to hospital and rely on every single piece of medical science
00:01:55.480 that's been invented to keep you alive.
00:01:57.940 So you believe in medical science when it suits you, and then you throw it away because you
00:02:01.200 think you saw your grandma at the edge of your bed when you were a little bit tired
00:02:04.160 one night after too much ketamine.
00:02:06.140 Bollocks.
00:02:06.980 Ghosts ain't real.
00:02:08.000 Anyone with a brain knows ghosts aren't real.
00:02:09.980 We live in a society where everyone has a camera in their pocket, and to this day, there
00:02:13.580 isn't one half decent photo of a ghost or footage of a ghost.
00:02:17.680 Let me just make a side point.
00:02:19.920 You all better hope I'm right.
00:02:21.320 Because if ghosts are real, and I do come back as a ghost, I'm going to fuck some people
00:02:26.360 up.
00:02:26.640 I swear to God, I'm tired of watching horror movies where it's two hours, the family moves
00:02:31.080 into the new house, everything's fine for about 20 minutes, then after 20 minutes,
00:02:35.140 there's a bit of a scary scene where you hear a noise, and she goes upstairs, and then
00:02:38.880 she opens the door, and then it's just the kid or the dog, and ooh, it's not a ghost.
00:02:42.660 Then things start to move, the ghost starts to move a plate a little bit, and then towards
00:02:46.600 the end of the movie, the ghost has gone full psycho and tries to kill him, and then somehow
00:02:49.720 they kill a ghost, which is already dead.
00:02:51.380 Bollocks.
00:02:52.020 If I'm going to haunt someone, I'm haunting you properly.
00:02:54.220 I ain't fucking around with a little teacup.
00:02:55.760 I'm picking up every knife in the fucking drawer.
00:02:57.780 I'm going to draw your dead all over the fucking walls with a butcher's knife.
00:03:03.680 I'm going to get a bunch of my ghost friends.
00:03:05.540 We're going to have a ghost party in your house.
00:03:06.920 We're going to appear right in front of you.
00:03:07.980 We're going to fuck shit up.
00:03:09.180 Lock doors, and it's going down.
00:03:10.940 We're smashing up all your shit.
00:03:12.280 We ain't playing games.
00:03:13.400 We're playing loud rap music.
00:03:14.500 We're going to get asbos.
00:03:15.320 The whole environment's going to hate us.
00:03:16.400 Everyone in the apartment block's going to fucking leave, because the parties I'm throwing
00:03:19.200 when I'm a fucking ghost.
00:03:20.320 When I haunt you, if I haunt anyone, I am fucking up your life.
00:03:24.140 And if you think moving house gets rid of me, no, I'm following you.
00:03:27.460 I'm a fucking ghost.
00:03:28.260 I go where I want.
00:03:28.880 Wherever house you go to, I'm coming.
00:03:30.940 And if you're going to call some stupid old medium bitch, there's always some old bitch
00:03:34.020 who knows about ghosts, and she turns up, and she's like, this place is haunted.
00:03:37.680 I need to leave.
00:03:38.380 Fuck that bitch, too.
00:03:39.440 I'm haunting her.
00:03:40.280 I'm haunting you.
00:03:40.880 I'm haunting everyone.
00:03:41.800 So you better hope ghosts ain't real, because if the real and big daddy take comes back as
00:03:44.680 a ghost, you are all fucked.
00:03:46.820 Every single person who disagrees on any YouTube comment on this channel, from now on, if I come back
00:03:51.180 as a ghost, you and your families are finished.
00:03:54.140 Thank you.