Tate on Happiness (Part 2)
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Summary
People who are sad or depressed need to learn to be grateful for what they have. It s easy to be happy if you are grateful for the things you have but most people don t understand what it takes to be a happy person. You don t need to be sad if you re grateful for your problems because there are people out there who would do anything to have what you have. I m not even talking about your girlfriend, I m talking about the people who would trade their lives with you in a heartbeat if you were depressed and it s hard to make money and have a girlfriend and you don t have a job and you have no girlfriend and have no money and you re depressed because you re a loser and you dont understand that it s okay to be depressed because it s not okay to have a partner. You need to understand that depression is not a bad thing, it s a bad fucking thing and you should learn to appreciate what you DO have because you have a lot of things in your life. You are not happy because you are sad because you don't understand what depression does to people because you lack Gratitude and you're not grateful because you dont have any problems. You have no real problems because you DO NOT have any real problems. I don t give a fuck about your problems, I have no problems and I don't have any issues because I have a great life and I have all the money I could do anything I want to have, I just want to live a normal safe life where I can be happy and I can have a beautiful girlfriend and a good job and a beautiful wife and a girlfriend. I have everything I could ever dream of, I'm not depressed because I'm a happy guy and I'm happy because I know that I have it all I can do it all. I'm so fucking depressed because of depression and I m a loser because I dont have a girl and I dont understand why depression is so bad and it's not okay because I can't be happy because it's hard to have money and I gotta have it, I dont get a girlfriend, and they don't get a job, they don t get it all the time and they dont get it, they have no love, they dont have it and they have nothing to have it. I m depressed because they dont understand it's okay, they're not enough, they are not enough and they ain t enough, I got no money, they gotta have a real problems, they ve got no problems.
Transcript
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you motherfuckers need to learn to be grateful since my video on happiness I've had a lot of
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emails from different people saying Tate you're really smart you're so sexy you're the man you're
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the man obviously and a bunch of other guys you don't understand how it feels to live with
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depression my life shit if I send him an email eventually he'll understand my depression and
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that will fit bro I don't give a fuck how depressed you are and the world doesn't give a fuck no one
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cares about how depressed you are no one gives a shit if I don't understand why people who are sad
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or depressed are so desperate to convince happy people like me that their life and their mindset
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is correct and okay it's okay to be sad because I'm a fucking loser and you don't understand it's
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okay because I'm a fucking loser all right bro chill you're a loser I agree you're a loser son
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you're a loser convincing me you're a loser is not gonna make you any less of a fucking loser
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the only thing that's gonna make you less of a loser is if you try and sit there and go you know
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what this Tate guy's right he's got a whole bunch of shit I ain't got maybe I should start thinking
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like him if depression is crippling you so badly why are you defending it why are you so desperate
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for depression to be real why are you so desperate to convince me it's okay that your mind is fucked
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up why are you trying to change the thoughts of a happy person I don't want to think like you
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you're fucking miserable I'm happy so why are you trying to make me think like you you fucking
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dumbass anyway the main reason I think people send me these stupid emails is basically because
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selfish idiots who lack gratitude let me tell you something it's very easy to be happy I'm a
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angry guy now I don't mean that I don't have a criminal record I've I've knocked a bunch of
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motherfuckers out but they all deserved it I'm not a violent particularly violent man I was a controlled
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violent man inside the ring but I have a lot of emotion I'm an appassionate that's the word I'm gonna use
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dude but I'm a happy guy people always say to me all you do is complain I say yeah but I'm happy
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I like to complain yeah but all you do you all you do is complain yeah so complain in my lambo get
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blowjob I'm happy I'm a happy guy the reason I'm happy is because I understand gratitude you
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motherfuckers who aren't happy need to learn to be grateful if you're sitting there typing an email
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to me and I'm depressed and you don't understand what depression does to people because you're you're a
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idiot I'm an idiot because I'm happy and you're not all right man oh just sitting wanking away
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looking at porn I'm depressed I have no girlfriend I'm fucking pathetic losers you need to understand
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greatness let me explain something to you whether you're happy or you're sad right now let me explain
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something to you this absolute fact somewhere on this planet there is someone who is your age
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may look a bit like you who was just given some bad fucking news either they're just given a cancer
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diagnosis and given two weeks to live or the police just knocked on the door and said your
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family's dead yeah a cement truck ran them all over they're splattered all over the road my family yeah
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all of them I guarantee a bomb in Syria or a chemical attack in Yemen there's someone your age who just got
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given some bad fucking news and if you were to sit there and explain to them your problems they would
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swap lives with you in a heartbeat and this is what most you motherfuckers don't understand you're not
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grateful for what you have because you don't understand and don't anticipate that there's
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someone out there who would do anything to have what you have I'm not even talking about me with
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my Lambo and my beautiful women and all my shit I'm talking about just a normal safe life where you
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can watch tape speech youtube videos and no one's going to bomb your house there are people who would do
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anything to trade with you and if you were to sit there and try and explain to them all your
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problems yeah but you don't want to I'm depressed and it's and it's and I have no girlfriend and it's
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hard to make money and and my life's hard and you were to tell them all your stupid reasons that you
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don't like your life they'd sit there and listen to them all and go okay yeah no problem let's swap
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and they'd sign on the dotted line because they understand what real problems are they have genuine
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issues you don't have any fucking issues if you're watching this right now you have no real fucking
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issues your life is good and someone would do anything to be you and if you understand that and you
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understand that completely then it's very easy to be grateful for what you have and by extension
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it's very easy to be happy I actually went out of my way to type a version of what I've just said
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back to one of these fucking twats I was particularly bored that day I was sitting in traffic I got the
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email on my phone well I understand but there'd be someone who explained it all to him do you know
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he replied to me you're an ignorant fuck that's what he called me I'm an ignorant fuck because I
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didn't reply to him and instantly validate his bullshit depression claim because I didn't reply
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to him and go oh you're depressed well then the whole world owes you a living oh yeah I'm gonna go
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and find a hot girl and bring her to you because you can't do it yourself because you're depressed oh
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you're poor send your bank details friend I'll give you money you deserve it motherfucker you don't
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deserve shit you're an ignorant you call me ignorant you're an ignorant moron and there's people out
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there as shit as you are no matter how even though you're a little fucking worm sitting in his
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mother's basement with his own his hand covered in his own jizz there's still someone out there who
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would swap lives with you believe it or not you're not the bottom of the food chain your life is not as
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bad as someone else's is and you need to learn to be more fucking grateful