Tate Speech - July 14, 2022


Tate on Overrated Life Goals


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

168.7055

Word Count

2,441

Sentence Count

425

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

27


Summary

This is a story about a guy who wakes up one morning and decides he doesn t want to go outside because he's scared of the outside world. And he decides to stay in his room and refuse to get out of his bed for the rest of the day because he doesn't want to leave his room. And he's not alone, he's got a plan to take down all of the world's most powerful mob bosses and take them out of their perch in the middle of the night. Listen to find out what happens when he wakes up and decides to do what he does best, which is stay in bed and not leave his bed until he's ready to go out and do whatever he wants to do. Also, find out which rich person shit is good and which rich people shit is bad, and why you'll never be rich if you want to be rich, because you're not at my level of success and your life goal is to just sit on the beach and do nothing. And which things are actually good? Which things are bad? Which are actually bad? And which are you gonna do? and which ones are good? And why you should be broke to be broke? And how much money you should have? And what are your life goals? And why do you need to do it all the time? and why are you not going to get to sit on a beach and be broke one day? And if you don't get to do that one day, that's why you're gonna be broke, bro? And you'll always be broke. And that's not a bad thing, right? And I don't have a life goal, right bro? I don t know why you don t have a job, so you're never gonna be rich. And I'm not gonna get to go to Spain, I m not get to be a beach, I dont have a beach. and I m just gonna do it like that, so why you re gonna get a beach like that? And that s not a good life, I ll tell you what I m going to do nothing but a beach that s gonna be good, right?! I dont know what s good and I dont get to have coffee like that s good, bro. I m gonna have coffee and I'm gonna have a nice life, so I m m not gonna do nothing like that. - Luke xoxo. Luke xo


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Ah-ha, Luke.
00:00:12.960 Ah-ha.
00:00:15.160 So I had to do a tape speech.
00:00:17.040 But why not do it in bed?
00:00:18.520 I'd fuck them.
00:00:19.440 Why not have to go and fucking sit on the desk and talk to everybody?
00:00:21.900 I have to talk to everybody where I want.
00:00:23.440 This is the lair.
00:00:24.440 It's where the magic happens.
00:00:25.860 This is where your girl was last night.
00:00:27.900 I'm living that good life.
00:00:31.380 You know what's cool?
00:00:32.320 I think that knife is something.
00:00:33.340 That's my overt weaponry.
00:00:36.480 I've got hidden weaponry.
00:00:38.560 You know me.
00:00:39.200 I'm that guy.
00:00:39.800 I'm the blicky.
00:00:41.340 When I sleep, I put the war room cameras on my TV.
00:00:46.020 So if I hear any noise and I wake up, I can check the cameras who's where.
00:00:49.920 So check this.
00:00:50.500 You try to break it to take the house, right?
00:00:52.600 I'm sleeping.
00:00:53.740 Bitches.
00:00:54.220 Three bitches.
00:00:55.560 I wake up.
00:00:56.240 I hear a noise.
00:00:56.900 Check the cameras.
00:00:57.620 I see people.
00:00:58.580 I can reach for the Glock.
00:01:00.820 I can get up and say, you know what?
00:01:03.200 Them motherfuckers want to fucking go.
00:01:06.080 You want to go?
00:01:07.020 Let's go.
00:01:07.520 I swear.
00:01:08.460 The day you see me walk outside.
00:01:10.000 This is a watermelon sword.
00:01:11.040 Remember the watermelon sword?
00:01:12.000 I do remember the watermelon sword.
00:01:13.240 Here it is.
00:01:14.520 And I'll go watermelon on your ass.
00:01:16.320 I come naked in my underwear.
00:01:18.660 Hey!
00:01:22.280 Try me.
00:01:23.760 You can try me.
00:01:25.240 That's not it.
00:01:26.680 Obviously, we have free security guards here at the compound.
00:01:29.520 But I got hidden panic buttons.
00:01:31.000 Because we own casinos.
00:01:32.020 You know what?
00:01:33.620 You can't own casinos.
00:01:36.580 When you own casinos, you have two kinds of security.
00:01:38.300 I have two forms of security, right?
00:01:39.600 So I've got the official security, which you press the button and the official security
00:01:43.300 button.
00:01:43.700 And the unofficial security, you press and they roll up strapped just to hurt people.
00:01:47.120 Like, if you really piss me off, I press the other button.
00:01:50.220 And I got those buttons around the house.
00:01:51.760 So behind those flowers, I can boom.
00:01:55.300 I come out with a sword.
00:01:56.340 Two minutes later, my boy's rolled up strapped.
00:01:58.980 Come at my house.
00:02:00.800 Come at me.
00:02:02.340 I'm a mob boss now.
00:02:04.100 You ain't gonna come to my house and take my shit.
00:02:06.260 No.
00:02:07.080 Someone's dying.
00:02:08.460 Probably all of us.
00:02:09.500 It'll be a fucking bloodbath.
00:02:11.540 Some of the coolest things about me, Rich.
00:02:15.180 Would you like coffee?
00:02:16.960 Sure.
00:02:17.260 Have you ever woke up in bed, Luke, and thought, I don't want to go outside because outside
00:02:22.440 my brother and my cousin exist and they're both pricks.
00:02:25.960 So I'm going to stay in my room, have my morning coffee, leave my door locked, and just
00:02:31.200 basically refuse to exist anywhere outside of my room.
00:02:34.040 Have you ever done that?
00:02:35.300 No.
00:02:36.240 Well, that's what I do.
00:02:38.720 Remember that day when I was refusing to talk to you?
00:02:40.820 Yeah.
00:02:41.500 I had coffee.
00:02:47.260 While we're talking about rich people shit, I want all the peasants and peons and the
00:02:54.100 broke boys, all the commoners, I want to give them a rundown on which rich people shit
00:03:03.720 is good and which rich people shit is bad.
00:03:06.460 Because people are always like, if I go rich, I just sit on a beach.
00:03:09.920 That's why you'll never be rich, bro.
00:03:14.260 Like, that's your life goal.
00:03:16.420 Your life goal is to just sit on a beach and do nothing.
00:03:19.000 What a shitty life goal.
00:03:20.380 My life goal was to build a compound in an Eastern European nation.
00:03:25.460 Get security, have ninja swords, hidden weapons, 26 supercars.
00:03:30.980 Those are my life goals.
00:03:32.180 Unlimited females, diamond watches, all this cool shit.
00:03:36.480 What are your life goals?
00:03:37.640 To go to Spain?
00:03:38.720 Jeeps, my machine's giving me hot water, not coffee.
00:03:44.980 Luke, have you cursed my machine?
00:03:46.900 I may have.
00:03:49.820 Maybe I need to force it in.
00:03:53.420 Oops, went too deep.
00:03:55.140 Real jeez, no.
00:03:56.120 Let's try again.
00:03:58.340 Let's try again.
00:04:00.420 That felt more real.
00:04:04.420 Let's try again.
00:04:05.660 This is your coffee, Luke.
00:04:07.380 Thanks.
00:04:07.740 This is my curse coffee.
00:04:11.320 Boom.
00:04:12.220 In the game.
00:04:13.500 Nespresso.
00:04:14.300 George Clooney ain't got shit on me.
00:04:16.160 Come on, George.
00:04:17.240 Come on, Clooney.
00:04:18.520 Say something.
00:04:20.120 You gotta say shit to me.
00:04:21.120 I don't listen to you or you're a pussy.
00:04:24.620 Anyway, the peasants, the peons, the people who are not at my level of success are never,
00:04:31.460 ever going to get here.
00:04:32.060 And they're sitting around dreaming of things.
00:04:33.600 So I need to tell them which things are actually good, which things are actually bad.
00:04:36.640 So yeah, you're all hoping, yeah, one day I'll get to sit on the beach.
00:04:39.240 That's why you're broke, bro.
00:04:40.220 That's why you'll always be broke.
00:04:41.440 Your life ambition is to do no work.
00:04:44.040 My life ambition was to do more work.
00:04:46.280 Have more things.
00:04:47.760 Build a bigger empire.
00:04:48.880 Get a fucking huge house and loads of cars and Romania and swords and too many girlfriends.
00:04:55.280 You'd be fucking crazy.
00:04:56.500 Your life ambition.
00:04:57.400 Ooh, cocktail.
00:04:58.940 Dork.
00:05:00.200 Geek.
00:05:02.640 Here we go, Lou.
00:05:04.260 One for you, one for me.
00:05:07.600 Thank you.
00:05:08.860 All right.
00:05:09.580 Cheers.
00:05:10.320 Cheers.
00:05:12.260 So, uh...
00:05:15.340 Sitting on a beach doing fucking nothing is not a life goal.
00:05:18.880 And if you think it is, you're a pussy.
00:05:21.880 The next life goal, which is shit, or rich people think, which is shit, is champagne.
00:05:28.020 Champagne is the most overrated crap.
00:05:31.400 Yeah, I buy a lot of champagne.
00:05:34.260 In fact, fighting for the bitches, I buy champagne to buy more than everyone else to prove that I'm the big G.
00:05:40.300 Top G.
00:05:41.440 If you watch the emergency meeting, you will know that my new name is officially Top G.
00:05:45.140 You know what's funny?
00:05:45.760 What's funny is, I know exactly what I'm talking about all of the time.
00:05:51.320 I'm that guy.
00:05:51.920 I'm that guy.
00:05:56.400 You're a top G and a dog.
00:05:58.380 My timpins never slip here.
00:06:06.140 I'm out here making too much fucking money.
00:06:07.900 I'm the Top G.
00:06:20.740 So, if I walk in the club, I pull up in the most expensive car, and I buy the most champagne, and I leave sober with the most girls, and go home.
00:06:31.500 Top G.
00:06:33.000 But champagne, in and of itself, is shit.
00:06:34.880 Caviar.
00:06:38.100 Literally.
00:06:39.320 But I don't know how to say that.
00:06:40.860 I saw the eggs.
00:06:41.840 They were all men.
00:06:42.540 I saw what was going on.
00:06:43.360 So, it's a tight container.
00:06:44.460 Too close to my liking.
00:06:46.020 Caviar's bullshit.
00:06:46.660 So, let's move on from rich people stuff.
00:06:51.060 Let's talk about all stuff that's overrated.
00:06:52.720 Now I'm thinking about it.
00:06:53.700 My mind is racing with the huge amounts of things that people seem to enjoy that are massively overrated.
00:07:01.260 Life is overrated.
00:07:02.400 Besides supercars, flexing on the broke boys, and building an empire, everything's overrated.
00:07:09.960 Traveling.
00:07:10.400 I'd love to go traveling.
00:07:11.560 You'd love to go to Spain and sit in a hotel, walk around the streets, have a coffee, have a cocktail, look at a church.
00:07:18.780 And then you'd like to fly to Italy, go to a hotel, have a coffee, walk around the streets, look at a church.
00:07:25.460 Woo!
00:07:27.120 Traveling.
00:07:28.080 Geek.
00:07:29.160 I hate traveling.
00:07:29.980 I only travel for money.
00:07:32.080 Yeah, I'm traveling all the time.
00:07:33.260 For money?
00:07:34.840 Tate, please come here.
00:07:36.740 I'll give you $3 million.
00:07:37.900 We can open this big business.
00:07:40.520 We can conquer Earth.
00:07:41.600 Please come.
00:07:42.300 And I have to get up, get dressed, and get on my jet.
00:07:47.420 Maybe I'm coming.
00:07:48.540 But I ain't coming for a fucking holiday.
00:07:50.020 I want to look around.
00:07:51.660 Oh, this is lovely.
00:07:54.320 Traveling is gay.
00:07:56.320 No, but it's bullshit.
00:07:57.920 Building an empire in one place is cool.
00:08:00.100 It's much cooler for me to be here with all my hidden guns and panic buttons and cameras and swords and bitches and coffee machines.
00:08:06.700 That's much cooler than any fucking traveling.
00:08:09.320 I got straps in my wardrobe, bro.
00:08:11.740 Look in the wardrobe.
00:08:12.780 Show them the wardrobe.
00:08:14.800 What suit am I going to wear?
00:08:16.180 What fucking gun?
00:08:17.880 We're on the G like that.
00:08:20.980 I'm going to say it right here in case the police roll up.
00:08:23.520 You're not allowed guns in Romania.
00:08:24.760 But you are allowed guns in your shooting range.
00:08:28.200 So I need to get my house registered as a shooting range.
00:08:31.600 Bro, if you don't know me, you don't allow guns.
00:08:35.860 There's a shooting range over there.
00:08:36.680 Well, they're a shooting range.
00:08:37.600 I'm a shooting range.
00:08:40.040 Well, how are you a shooting range?
00:08:41.160 Because I'm the fucking top G.
00:08:42.980 If I can open a casino, you think I can't get the paperwork to be a shooting range?
00:08:46.860 This is a business establishment.
00:08:49.080 And I'm a shooting range.
00:08:51.160 And if you come to my fucking house, you're the target.
00:08:53.180 Okay.
00:08:55.760 But we're going a little bit off here.
00:08:57.880 Because I'm trying to talk about things that are overrated.
00:08:59.220 But I'm too busy.
00:08:59.960 Flex it.
00:09:02.100 Let's talk about the most overrated thing on earth.
00:09:04.640 There's two things that are probably the most overrated on earth.
00:09:08.400 No, three things.
00:09:09.480 And they all involve sex.
00:09:11.700 The three sexual activities are all super duper overrated.
00:09:17.860 One.
00:09:21.160 Threesomes.
00:09:22.400 Now, I know what you do is you're sitting there going,
00:09:23.920 No, a threesome would be crazy.
00:09:25.980 Because you never fight.
00:09:27.260 Listen, all I did was...
00:09:28.860 Threesomes were basically my cardio for my fight career.
00:09:31.700 All I did was threesomes.
00:09:33.120 It was like...
00:09:33.880 I used to pray for the days I had one bitch.
00:09:37.620 Please, there's not two.
00:09:38.780 Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:09:40.020 It's time for bed.
00:09:40.760 And there's two of them.
00:09:41.520 They're still here.
00:09:43.480 Threesomes are annoying.
00:09:45.200 Now, you've got two kinds.
00:09:46.040 You've got the ones where the girls are really into it.
00:09:47.740 They're okay.
00:09:48.140 But usually, it's both of them like you.
00:09:50.620 And they're kind of half like each other.
00:09:53.160 And now you've just got to fuck two hoes.
00:09:54.740 There's legs everywhere.
00:09:56.500 Like, you're trying to fuck one bitch.
00:09:58.000 This other bitch looks bored.
00:09:59.020 She'll fuck her out.
00:10:00.480 Pick her up.
00:10:01.480 Shit.
00:10:02.180 It's law.
00:10:03.080 It's like all this effort.
00:10:04.620 Trying to, like, fuck her.
00:10:05.940 Fuck back and forth.
00:10:07.800 It's bullshit.
00:10:08.580 Threesomes suck.
00:10:10.320 And I'm an expert at them.
00:10:11.720 I know exactly how to do them.
00:10:13.320 It's like a new art.
00:10:14.640 If you've had one or two threesomes, you can't do threesomes.
00:10:16.580 When you've had 500 threesomes, you know the game.
00:10:18.840 I know how to do it with it.
00:10:19.680 Like each other.
00:10:20.220 Hate each other.
00:10:21.100 I know how to do it.
00:10:21.780 They hate each other.
00:10:22.780 And they hate me.
00:10:23.760 I know how to do all of it.
00:10:25.380 But they're shit.
00:10:26.980 Threesomes are a pain in the ass.
00:10:28.020 You don't get to enjoy it.
00:10:29.280 It's like taking a beautiful bottle of whiskey.
00:10:32.780 And some premium vodka.
00:10:35.300 And put them in the same glass.
00:10:37.100 And you're just kind of like.
00:10:39.280 I've got a little bit of this.
00:10:40.280 A little bit of that.
00:10:40.840 A little bit of titties.
00:10:41.500 A little bit of pussy.
00:10:42.100 This is just nasty.
00:10:43.320 It would have been better just to have some vodka.
00:10:46.020 Sober up.
00:10:47.580 Than have some whiskey.
00:10:49.420 Next sexual act.
00:10:50.340 Which is bullshit.
00:10:51.440 Sex on a beach.
00:10:53.060 I know you broke boys don't know about this one.
00:10:55.640 But when you're traveling around the world in jets and bubble.
00:10:57.300 You're on the beach.
00:10:57.980 Some bitch.
00:10:59.440 Some ho.
00:11:00.100 Just finds you on Instagram.
00:11:01.320 Oh hi.
00:11:02.060 It's like you're so rich and sexy.
00:11:03.840 It's like yeah.
00:11:05.100 Sit on the beach.
00:11:05.780 Some bitch.
00:11:06.520 Sun's going down.
00:11:07.780 You're chilling.
00:11:09.060 And you're kind of thinking.
00:11:09.800 You know what?
00:11:10.040 This is a little bit romantic.
00:11:10.980 We're just sitting on the beach.
00:11:11.880 It's you and me.
00:11:13.440 And she starts like hugging you.
00:11:14.520 Trying to hope she gets fucked.
00:11:15.720 And I'm just like.
00:11:16.340 There is no way I'm getting.
00:11:17.400 There's sand and shit.
00:11:19.140 Dirt.
00:11:19.320 Like fucking rocks.
00:11:20.420 Dirt.
00:11:21.640 And she needs to be so romantic for me to grab her.
00:11:23.580 And like have sex with her.
00:11:25.040 In the surf of the waves.
00:11:27.220 I know another reason these broke boys don't know about this.
00:11:29.040 Because this is.
00:11:29.460 Obviously I go to private beaches.
00:11:30.460 I go to no fucking broke boy beach.
00:11:31.980 With kids and shit running around.
00:11:33.000 No I'm on private beaches.
00:11:34.360 It's just me.
00:11:34.800 Her.
00:11:34.960 Beach.
00:11:35.360 There have been on an empty beach before.
00:11:38.980 Oh.
00:11:40.340 Shut up.
00:11:41.800 She's all like.
00:11:43.480 So romantic.
00:11:45.160 I know what you want.
00:11:46.760 I'm getting.
00:11:48.080 Sand in my fucking dick.
00:11:50.540 Sand in my.
00:11:51.200 My hand.
00:11:51.860 Sand in my face.
00:11:53.440 Sand in your hair.
00:11:54.480 Sand in your pussy.
00:11:56.260 Sand everywhere.
00:11:58.860 There's nothing sexy about it.
00:12:00.420 You've worked.
00:12:00.700 You're too many movies.
00:12:02.000 No.
00:12:02.840 You know what.
00:12:03.360 It may not seem very sexy for me to go to you.
00:12:06.200 Stop right there.
00:12:07.200 Get up.
00:12:07.760 Pack up.
00:12:08.420 Go.
00:12:09.000 Uber.
00:12:09.800 Hotel.
00:12:10.420 Check in.
00:12:10.940 Get new keys.
00:12:11.500 I haven't bring my key.
00:12:12.540 Go into the room.
00:12:13.580 And then fuck you.
00:12:14.480 You may not think that's sexy.
00:12:15.480 But I guarantee that's more sexy than you're covered in fucking sand.
00:12:18.120 It's trash.
00:12:19.760 The last sexual act.
00:12:20.920 That she takes to Biscuit.
00:12:21.860 It's the shittest sexual act in history.
00:12:24.560 Is sex in the shower.
00:12:26.800 I don't know.
00:12:27.300 Where are these chicks.
00:12:28.200 What movie.
00:12:29.500 They saw sex in the shower in.
00:12:32.280 Because it defies the laws of physics.
00:12:35.060 Did you know that Luke?
00:12:36.000 No.
00:12:36.600 Sex in the shower.
00:12:37.820 My jeans.
00:12:39.360 Defies the laws of physics.
00:12:41.580 Because with the running water.
00:12:44.240 The natural puss juice.
00:12:46.380 Gets.
00:12:47.300 Taken away.
00:12:48.700 Like.
00:12:49.320 When I say sex in the shower.
00:12:50.160 This also counts for jacuzzis.
00:12:51.280 And pools.
00:12:52.200 Fucking them all.
00:12:53.640 And like.
00:12:54.540 The pussy is drier than ever.
00:12:56.540 Because like.
00:12:56.940 It's water everywhere.
00:12:57.780 Soap and shit.
00:12:59.120 And like.
00:12:59.560 It's hard to get it in.
00:13:00.740 And then like.
00:13:01.180 I'm big.
00:13:02.520 They're all small.
00:13:03.320 But the shower is small.
00:13:04.460 So you're kind of like this.
00:13:07.300 And then like.
00:13:08.840 You have no grit.
00:13:09.500 Because it's all slippery.
00:13:11.500 She's like.
00:13:11.860 Oh yeah.
00:13:12.680 It's not sexy.
00:13:13.700 It's not romantic.
00:13:14.400 She's trying to kiss you.
00:13:15.040 There's water.
00:13:15.640 Her hair.
00:13:17.020 I just thought she said.
00:13:18.060 Turn off the shower.
00:13:19.700 Get dry.
00:13:20.900 Go to the fucking.
00:13:21.460 Go to the bed.
00:13:22.620 Fucking out of control.
00:13:24.540 Shit is out of control.
00:13:25.780 Sex in the shower has never been good.
00:13:27.280 Ever.
00:13:28.020 It's the worst thing.
00:13:28.980 So this tape speech was supposed to be about.
00:13:33.020 What the fuck was it supposed to be about?
00:13:34.620 Basically.
00:13:35.220 I'm the top G.
00:13:36.320 And if you're not watching.
00:13:37.700 The emergency meetings.
00:13:38.580 You won't know what that's about.
00:13:39.920 But you should.
00:13:41.360 And for anyone who wants.
00:13:43.120 To test.
00:13:44.440 My top G credentials.
00:13:45.780 You can come to my house.
00:13:48.780 Any day.
00:13:49.600 If you get past security layer one.
00:13:51.200 And security layer two.
00:13:52.420 Get to the final fucking boss.
00:13:54.920 Me.
00:13:56.460 I told you.
00:13:57.580 I told you.
00:13:58.380 This kid is dangerous.
00:13:59.340 We'll see youacks from Twitter.
00:14:12.800 Yeah.
00:14:13.780 Okay.
00:14:14.460 Yeah.
00:14:15.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.100 Yeah.
00:14:16.720 Yeah.
00:14:18.080 Yeah.
00:14:19.080 Yeah.
00:14:19.480 Yeah.
00:14:19.600 No, nigga.
00:14:23.860 Yeah.
00:14:26.840 Yeah.
00:14:27.740 Yeah.
00:14:27.960 Yeah.