In this episode I talk about turbulence and how to deal with it. I also talk about how people don t give a fuck about real turbulence and talk about statistics when they talk about it. I have been in turbulence and I m sick of it and don t get me started on why you should be scared of turbulence. I ve been in real turbulence too and I know it s not scary but don t try to make it seem like it is. I m tired of being on a plane and it starts to rattle and it s like turbulence and people keep talking about it as if it s scary and I wanna slap them in the face and tell them they re not going to die from statistics. I know statistics don t make it worse than real turbulence but people die from real turbulence. I m scared of planes and I don t care what you think you think it s gonna be like. If you don t know what's up with turbulence then you re not gonna know what s up with it Let me tell you what to do about it I ve had some real turbulence on my plane and I ll be telling you about how real turbulence is scary and how you need to be prepared for real turbulence and how it's not scary let me give you some tips on how you can deal with the real shit be prepared to be scared and be ready for the real stuff on how to survive it . I ll tell you all about the real turbulence, I ve ve been there s going to be some of the real real turbulence you ve been through some real shit and I ve experienced some real REAL turbulence I hope you know what to expect , I m talking about the REAL turbulence and the REAL REAL TROUCH, real real shit. you ll get a little bit of real turbulence that s gonna make you feel the REAL shit you ll be in real life . we ve all been in the real thing you re gonna feel the real TROUBLE of me talking about how to handle it and you ll know what you re going to feel it , I know you ll give you all the real deal the REAL TOUCH ! stay tuned into the REAL TRUCHASHTON (I ll tell ya what s gonna get the REAL GASHTO yeeeee, I ll let you all know what it s up