Tate on Professional Killers
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Summary
In this episode I talk about the difference between being a professional and being an amateur, and how to deal with it. I also talk about why you shouldn't be carrying around a ball of water and why you should only drink it if you're really that thirsty. And finally, I give my opinion on whether or not you should be drinking water if you re not thirsty, and why it's a bad idea to carry around a bottle of water in your hand when you're not thirsty. I don't know, maybe you should just drink it, but if you are thirsty, then drink it. If you are not thirsty then don't even bother to ask for it. You're not going to get much more than a glass of water, you're going to die if you don't drink it and that's all you need to know. I also give my take on how you should deal with the idea of "too much water" and how it's more likely than not you'll end up dying if you drink too much of it, so why not just not drinking it? If you don t drink enough water then you'll probably die of drowning from it, you can't be too hydrated, can you tell me what you're thirsty? I'll tell you what I would do if you have too much water. I'm not drinking enough water, I'm drinking enough, I'll drink enough so you won't die of it. And I'll talk about how much water you can be dehydrated, so you'll be more hydrated so you can survive the next time you need it and so on that you drink enough of it to survive the rest of your day, you will be more likely to survive your day. Let me know what you would like to survive a day in the desert by drinking enough of that much water so that you can stay hydrated and you can get a good night out in the next 30 minutes of your life, or you can have a good nights rest. Thank you for listening to this episode, I appreciate it, I really appreciate it. xoxo. -P.S. -p.s. I'll be back next week! -Jono - Jono - Jono - - John John - Tom - Jack - Joe - Ben - Paul - David - Chris - Matthew Ben Chris Mike
Transcript
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There's a difference between life's professionals and life's amateurs.
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This was something I picked up from my dad. He used to talk about professionals and amateurs
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all the time. And life is actually extremely easy if you approach it as a professional.
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A professional gets things done on time, up at X time. By X time, X is completed. By this time,
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that's completed. Speak to this person on this day, at this time. Be a professional.
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The average man is amateur in nearly everything he does. When I see, because I'm perspicacious,
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when I'm around, unfortunately, when I'm around peasants, when I'm around you peons,
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I look around me and I see how unprofessional everybody is. The way they move is unprofessional.
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The things they say are unprofessional. Their worldviews are unprofessional. Everything
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is unprofessional. They're walking around, headphones in, super killable. Couldn't even
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hear me sneak up on them with a fucking chainsaw. Stumbling through life like a jackass. And
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you wonder how they've not managed to crack the code. Because I've cracked the code. I've
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escaped the matrix, right? Multi-millionaire doing whatever the fuck you want to run his
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mouth on YouTube for fun. I can do whatever I like all the time. My life's fantastic because
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I paid attention as a professional. I'll give an example of unprofessionalism. I'll give you an
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example. So I was talking to some jackass the other day and he was holding a ball of
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water. And I said, why are you, why do you hold that ball of water? I know this is going
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to sound like, maybe I am crazy. Am I crazy? I think I might be crazy. He goes, well, it's
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thirsty. I was like, yeah, but it's half drunk. Yeah. Then drink it. I don't, I mean, this is
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true, right? I'm thirsty. I buy a ball of water. I drink the entire ball of water and I throw
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the ball away and free my hands to combat. Maybe I'll be attacked imminently. Who, who
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knows? Maybe it'll be an avalanche and I have to Aikido strike a fucking rock and split it
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in two to save my life. I don't see why I need to have a ball of water in my primary
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hand, my number one weapon and disable myself to walk around with the water for five minutes
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and then drink it. Drink the fucking water. You're fucking thirsty or not. If you're not
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thirsty, don't buy the water. If you are thirsty, buy the water and drink the water and dispose
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of the bottle and get on with your fucking life. Why are you carrying it around? Why
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have you lumbered yourself? Only a bottle of water. No, but no, but it's not just a
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bottle of water. It's unprofessionalism. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense to
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buy a bottle of water and walk around with an extra half a kilo. It's stupid. It's fucking
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dumb. Calm down. But it's true. It's the same thing with a couple guys. If I have water
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and I throw a guy a bottle of water, there's never such thing as too much water. You can't
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be too hydrated. I mean, I'm sure there's some scenarios where you can die from too much
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water, but I, I very highly doubt most of you are walking around on the threshold of
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dying if you have another sip of water. So someone throws me a bottle of water. It's
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always okay. It's never like, I'm not thirsty. I don't want it. Boom, doom, boom, done.
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It's more likely that there's going to be some fucking crazy event where I end up somehow
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stranded in the desert within the next 30 minutes by helicopter abduction. And I will
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be very thankful I drunk that water. That's more likely than me dying of drowning from drinking.
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So statistically I should drink it, but you'll never see me going, hmm, sip. Okay.
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And just walking around with it. It's gay. It's gay. I don't know if I'm allowed to say
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that, but it is. So this same dickhead with his little ball of water, I had to educate
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him. You know, it's kind of cool being me because I tell people these things and they
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think I'm crazy, but they also know I kick the living fuck out of them. So they're a
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like, Oh, okay. And they sit there and like, well, I really want to make him mad because
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Kate's dangerous. And I am. So we're sitting there and about a few hours later, we're on
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subject for something else. Talk about how Amazon's conquered the world and how there's
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no point going to the mall, new mall, more and blah, blah, blah. It's all true. And he
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was complaining about his Amazon prime account and stored his credit card details, some bullshit.
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And I was like, you don't know your credit card details. He was like, no, that's another
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sign of absolute amateurism. So you don't know your credit card details. He's like, no. So
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do you know your passport number? No. Do you know your driver's license number? No. So
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you don't know any of the numbers that literally allow you to exist as a human. You need the little
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piece of plastic to remind you. Your brain is full of song lyrics and fucking complete
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trash. Your brain is not full of important things. It's full of shit. You could erase
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90% of the crap in your brain and you'll never miss it and never need it again. But you don't
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have the ability to book a flight online without finding that little piece of plastic. Isn't
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that absolutely unprofessional? Isn't that amateur? I'll tell you how I operate. I could lose
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my wallet. No problem. Give me a terminal. Give me access to the worldwide web. I know
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my passport number. I know every single detail on it from head to toe. Of course, I know all
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my personal information. I have in my brain memorized six different debit cards head to
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toe. Doesn't matter if one gets blocked or two gets blocked or three gets blocked. I
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will be sitting there on that website, on that terminal, typing in details until my flight gets
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booked. I will escape. I don't need a little piece of plastic. I know it all here in my
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brain. I have bank accounts where the card has been destroyed. I've gone to some South
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American country, put half a million dollars into a bank account, destroyed the card and
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all physical evidence of said bank account and memorized the debit card details so that at any
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time in future, as long as I have access to the internet, I can type in some numbers and I have
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money to pull up from the sky. Do you understand when I talk about professionalism and amateur?
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This is the level I'm at. I know everything about myself here in my mind. I have 30 phone
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numbers memorized. If I need it, it's here. You folks and this dickhead, if you need to escape
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a hostile country and you need to get the last flight out of fucking Saigon, you can't do it
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without finding your purse. What's my expiry date? You're a jackass. That's amateur. So when I talk
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about amateurism and professionalism, I hope you start to understand that if you're a professional
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and you live life as a professional, how easy and how brilliant life can be. And if you're watching
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this right now, I absolutely guarantee you're an amateur and I want you to change.
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I get called Morpheus a lot. I get called Morpheus all the time in my DMs because I'm trying to wake
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people up. If the matrix is real and you are watching this video, I am Morpheus. I am the guy
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trying to wake you up from slavery. I get messages all the time and the most common message I get from
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people is, hey Tate, you know, once I've paid my mortgage off, I think I'll be in a position where I
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feel more financially free. I feel like, you know what I need? I need a weapon, not through the
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